mm «BKBoK*«axr.i rrarse wrammim Pur"! Water! DRINK Sizcrviiie Mineral Water Clean, Pure and Healthy. We art- prepaid<i to furnish the citizens of Knipnri-tin 'hi- popular Water, either PLAIN OR CARBONATED, in bottles. Drop a postal card—we will do the rest The analysis of the celebrated Sizerville Water has made it famous all over the country. Orders may be left ntGeo. F. Balcom store, or water may lie purchased by the case at the same place. Address, Magnetic Mineral Water Co., SIZERVILLE, PA. CHICHESTER SPILLS DIAMOND BHAND LADIES 1 r AKU J:U- for CHI CHES TER'S A DIAMOND 11 RAND PILLS in h: D aml/A G<i.n metallic boxes, sealed with BluefOi Ribbon, TAKE .NO orin.u. IJoy oF firD/irht nnil n«k IIF cni.CIIES.TfIK 8 V D I \.UOMO BKASU > If.J.S, for twenty-five ye.irs regarded ns Best, Safest, Always Reliable. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS tkil: EVERYWHERE S ijllif filjli !'! TUfl Ail you have been looking for. The use 112 ; ■ j j JL IXC? UU of WAVERLY means perfect lubrica | i 1... 1.. * tion, increases the horse-power and iyi ||||j|i|.||J(||il gives bearings a free smooth action. Special Oils for t .1 Farm Machinery Cream Separators Dynamos and Motors » Zi&gr Steam Engines Machinery Turbine Engines JSf W Automobiles Air Compressors jB E/Mp3 "Perfect Lubrication Without Carbon Dope;;.*." j A Vv'averly Oil Works Co. Independent Refiners, Pittsburg, Pa. 1 j OiR STYLE SHOW IS ON i/) ' .Wf Alfred Benjamin & Go's MtijjS >IP Vorli Slylew l Correct Clothes for Men C-JI ane * Young Men for the if Fall Season of 1900-10 W4 | -u.l °vc-rcoats to 22 II Full line of Furnishings, H® §P7 Hats, Caps and H DOUGLAS SHOES. 0 B«rUamlaClfithes> its dOjUll UU KMB*OKIUI»J, I*A. Women Suffer Agonies from Diseased Kidneys And Most Women Do This Not Knowing the Real Cause of their Condition These poor, suffering women Lave been led to believe that their misery of mind and body is entire ly du£ to "ills! of their sex." Usually the kidneys and bladder aro re sponsible—or largely so. And in such cases, the kidneys and blad der are the organs, that need and must' have attention. Those rtorturiiig, enervating sick headache.?, drafting paiflh in back, groin and liuib;;, bloating and swell ing of the ektreiiiities, extreme nervousness ov hysteria, listless nesa an(k pon;tan£ tired, worn-out feeling—are almost certain. symp toms <if disordered and ]diseased kidneys, bla :• r'and liver. •'' DeWitt'a Kidney and Bladder Pilis have,.i,n .thousands of case?, been drnicto I rated" as remarkably beneficial in all?su'ch conditions of female 6rganism~ affording the most prompt relief and permanent benefit. As an illustration of what these Tills will do, Mrs. P. M. Jiray of Columbus, Ga, writes that she was very ill with kidney trouble, and that she is now w*'l—arid that these Pills are what curcii her. They are very pleasant to take, find can in 110 case, proi uco au y deleterious effects upon tl 0 system —as syrupy, alcoholic, liquid prep al> Druggists. A Handsome Woman Every woman may not be hand some, but every woman should keep with care the good points nature has given her. No woman need have sallow skin, dull eye, blotchy complexion, who pays proper attention to her health. Where constipation, liver derange ments, blood impurities and other irregularities exist, good complex ion, bright eyes and sprightly movements cannot exist. Internal derangement* reveal themselves sooner or later on the surface. Headache, dark rings around the eyes, sallow skin, a con stant tired feeling—mean that the liver and digestive organs are needing help and correction. Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets give this necessary help. They work in nature's own way. Thev do not merely flush the bowels but tone up the liver and stomach to fulfill their proper function!. So mild and gentle do they act that one hardly realize, that they have taken medicine. Chamberlain', Tablet, can be relied upon to relieve biliousness, indigestion, constipation and dizziness. Sold ev erywhere. Price 25 cents. Diarrhea Quickly Cured. Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy Can always be depended upon. During the Rummer months children are subject to bowel disorders and should receive the most careful attention. As soon as any unnatural looseness of the bowels is noticed Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy should be given. Costs but 25 cents a bottle, and it is economy to always keep a bottle handy.» You do not know when it may be needed, but wl»*n you do want it y< u want it badly. Get a bottle today. AfiiiS Uii'ilk. - /ft" II p 1 arations are apt to do. E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago, 111.} want every man and woman who have the least suspicion that they are afflicted with kidney and blad der diseases to at once write them, and a trial box of these Pills will be sent free by return mail post paid. Do it to-day. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1910. Shooting Jack Rabbits. "Jack rabbits in Kansas are just as numerous as they were the day the lirst covered wagon moved across it toward the Kooky mountains," said a Kansas farmer. "It appears to me they arc uMllopinj? around in jrreater . umbers than ever I»iil you t\cr try 10 exterminate a jack rabbitlf you never did you've something to learn 1 boilt shooting. "A jack rabbit's movement starts wlih a spring in tin* air lie lands c:i all fours, and the Intervening space from the time he jumps and tlie time lie lights is just about notliiii-'. but lie covers from ten to fifteen I'eet with every jump There's otiij one way to take 'em alive and thai is in leave the top off a pasture w. el I overnight. Next morning there'll be plenty, because jack rabbits will jump into any kind of a hole that's open. They seem to have a fondness for dried out wells They outrun the average dog with ease, but can't beat the greyhound Shooting theiu on the run Is as dilli cult as shooting birds on the wing, possibly more difficult Possibly !|l| > are killed in Kansas every year, and yet they seem just :is numerous as ever." —SI. Paul Dispatch. A Dr. Johnson Story. Dr. Johnson had some ideas ou edti cation, especially on that diversion known as ••learning a piece by heart." One day Mrs. Gastrel set a little girl to repeat to him Cato's soliloquy, which she went through very correct ly The doctor, after a pause, asked the child. "What was to bring Cato to an end?" She paid it was a knife "No, my dear, it was not so." "My Aunt Polly said it was a knife." "Why. Aunt Polly's knife may do, but It was a dagger, my dear." lie then asked her the meaning of "bane" and "antidote." which she was unable to give. Mrs. Gastrel said. "You cannot expect so young a child to know the meaning of such words." He then said. "My dear, how many pence are there in sixpence?" "1 cannot tell, sir." was t!ie half terrified reply. 011 this, addre sing himself to Mrs. Gas trel. he said "Now. my dear lady, can anything be more ridiculous than to teach a child Cato's soliloquy who does not know how many pence there are in sixpence?" Pepys and the Comet. ■They were watching a comet In Pepys' day. though Ilaliey at the time was but eight years old "My Lord Sandwich this day."says the diarist. Dec. •_'! Kltil, "writes tne word that lie hath seen ::r Port mouth the comet and says it is t;. i 1 extraordinary thing he evi • w" Again on t'tae' 2-lth: "Ilavi' s:.t up all night till past o'clock this morning. our porter be ing appointed, conies and tells us thai • the bellman tells him that the star is .ecu upon Tower hi IJ: : > 1. tUai Intyl.. been nil night setting in order v of my old pa pi rs In my chamber. d!d now leave o:¥ all and my boy and 1 to the Tower hill, it being a most line, bright. i::o<;nshiue night and a great frost, but no comet to be seen." Later the same day. however, Pepys "saw the comet, which now, whether wort, away or no, I know uot, appears not with a tail, but only is larger and dull er than any oilier star." The Geese Were Duck's. The following little incident took place awhile ago at a Northeastern station in Yorkshire: Some geese had strayed on the rail way and were observed by a traveler, who, fearing dial they might be run over, said to one of the porters on th.> platform: "Who owns tlie geese, my man?" "Them's Duck's," the porter replied. Again the question was asked, with the same reply. Somewhat annoyed, tha traveler called the station master and told him the story, stating that he full well knew the difference between geese and ducks. The station master laughingly re plied: "The man is quite right. Those geese are Duck's. They belong to Mr. John Duel:, the farmer."—Loudon Tit- Bits. / Rope to the Occasion. Mr. Kajones, who happened to step into the parlor while looking for a book, was just in time to see some body slip hastily off somebody else's knee. "Ah, Bessie," he observed pleasantly, "this is a merger, is it? Or is it a limited partnership?" "Neither, papa." said iiessie, recover ing herself instantly; "George is my holding company—that's all."—Chicago Tribune. The Bc-t She Could Do. "We've got to cut down our ex- j i enses," said Woodby. "We are living ! in a style that makes everybody think t:,y income must be twice as big as it is." >■ "Well." his wife replied, "what more do you want, eeieg ihal is-uo j chance for you to double your income?" I Chicago Itecord-'.lerald. The Fidgety Bachelor. 1 "Isut why do you put your friend's j things in the dining room?" "Oh. he is s;o used tp rest a urn fits that ; !:e won't enjoy his i;i:i!ier unless he | cfiu t\;'te!i his lint ae.d coat."+i;ouis vlli: v Courier-Journal. .» Tim Curious Pair. Mrs. littbb.'i- 1 wonder why that wo man keeps watching tne so? Mr. llub IJU Perhaps she's trying to find out v.!;y you are staring at her.—Phlladel l.'iia Press. Pcctty Slow. Howell Rowel I is pretty slow? Pow*||—SlowV lie'll make a snail look us if ii had been exceeding the ■ speed limit.—New York Press. A Mean Thrust. "Ten thousand dollars for a dog!" he »xclaltned as he looked tip from his .'.i v, per "Do yo 1 nelieve any one ever paid any such price. Maria?" ••I'm sure I don't know. James." she returned without stopping her needle work even for a moment. "Does the paper say that much was paid?" "Yes. There's an article on valuable dogs, and it's speaking of one that was sold for SIO,OOO I don't believe it." "It may be true, James." she said quietly 'Some of those high bred an imals bring fancy prices, and there's no particular reason why the paper should lie about it." "I know that. Maria, but just think of it. just try to grasp the magnitude of that sum In your weak feminine mind. You don't seem to realize it— slo,ooo for a dog.' Why. hang it. Maria, that's more than I'm worth!" "I know that. James, but some are worth more than others." She went 011 calmly with her sewing, while he fumed and spluttered for a moment and then dropped the subject, especially the weak feminine part of it. Quick Time Music. A music teacher in Chicago was re cently approached by a lady from the interior who confided to him her inten tion of taking piano lessons and in quired as to terms, etc. These proving satisfactory, she went onto explain that she was desirous of accomplish ing a rapid, course The professor as sured her that she might learn a great ileal in twenty lessons "Good," said the woman. "I've go! only a limited time in Chicago, so 1 must contrive to get the twenty les sons into that." "llow long are you to be nere?" sli: was asked "Three weeks." "Twenty le. sons in three weeks!" ex claimed the astonished teacher "Yo-; could never do that!" "Oh, yes, I could!" returned the v.o man. "Couldn't 1. Marie?" turning to a friend for support. "I could t:i!:e two lessons a day, or perhaps I could take the whole at once. Twenty les sons, one after another, would only take ten hours." Si. I'aul Pioneer Press. Face of the Typical New Yorker. London is a friendless city enougl heaven knows, to those who are not able to conquer, but she seems to me mild, heni'iimnt even, in comparison with New York. The face of the Lon doner is very often overcast with the thought of low to get a living in the keen competition of the people in that mighty capital, but the London face i-- tranquillity embodied in comparison with the face of the typical New Yorker Keen, hatchet shaped, an?: ious, absorbed—such Is the face yon see everywhere around you. And this ' keenness of face is accompanied by a terrible spirit of self absorption. You seldom see people talk much while they are traveling in the elevated rail way or In the subway, as they call ill underground train there.—T. P. o'c« n nor in London M. A. P. Wapo!' oil's Temper. A story is told of a sudden rage Int which Napoleon 1. fell one day as he was at dinner. 'I • had scarcely pat taken of a mouthful when apparently some inopportune thought or recollee tion stun;;• his brain to madness, and receding from the table without risin from his chair —his small stature pet milted that—lie uplifted his foot—dash went the table, crash went the dlnnei ai: i t!. ■ c •; Tor sprang up. Intending to pace th ■ room. Quick as a flash hi waiter scratched a few magic symbols on a hit of paper, and the emperor'? check had gr>)\ ti more than double Napoleon apprc ■ ;■ d the delicacy of his nttenda: ' ami said. "Thank you. my dear Dt; and," with one of his in imitable sn;il ;. The hurricane ha ! blown over Decimals and Duodecimals. Herbert Spencer offered a character istieally original system of reckoning, lie clung to (lie duodecimal system, mainly because twelve can be divided by three and four as ten cannot. But he suggested that all the advantages of both systems might be combined by making twelve the basis of calculation, inventing two new digits to take the places of ten and eleven and making twelve times twelve the hundred. Speu or scornfully remarked that the decimal system rests solely on the fact that man has ten lingers and ten toes. If lie had had twelve "there never would have been any difficulty." A Quaint Epitaph. Here is an epitaph which may be ! read in an Kuglish churchyard attach ! Ed to "Leamington ciuirch: "Here lies the D. .!. of Lady O'Loo ney. great-niece of !surke, commonly called 111" sujilioic. She was Bland. Passionate and Deeply Religious: also | she painted in water colors and se;ii j several picture.? to'iiie exhibition. SI: > j was the intimate friend of Lady Jones | And of Such is the kingdom of Iloav j en." • " *" He Beat It. I "Where <'i '. you- steal that mat ! fr in';" t" anded Ihe policeman as i, "1 till!n't -teal it," said tho tram; *'A 1 d;. u ' the street gave it me nr told r ' to beat it."—Judge's Library Leisure Hours. Dr Johnson had scant sympathy w* inconsistent and arrogant indust. "No man. sir, is obliged to do as mi: as he can. A man should have part his life to himself." Cheerfulness is like money well ■ pended In charity—the more we i peuso of it the grenter onr possess' —Victor Hugo. Piano for Sale. A Bradbury Piano (square) in good condition. Apply at PRESS office. 37-tf. Latest Popular Music. Miss May Gould, teacher of piano fort has received a full line of the lat est and most popular sheet music. All the popular airs. Popular and class ical music. Prices reasonable. 44-tf. Warning All persons are hereby forbidden from trespassing upon the property of this Company without a permit from this office, or the Manager at the works' KKYBTONE POWDEK MFG. CO. Emporium, Pa.. 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It corrects irregularities, strengthens the kidneys so they will eliminate the impurities from the blood and tone 3 up the whole system. Commence taking Foley's Kidney Remedy at once and svoid Bright's Disease or Dia betes. SO. and SI.OO bottles. * W<• promptly obtain U. S. sid | Send model, sketch or photo of invention for £ r free report on patentability. For free book, 112 DR. HUMPHREYS SPECIFICS. Dlrfrllnni with rtrh Vis! It Fltp I.sn^unrot. Cnglish, German, Spanish, Portuguese and French No FOE Pr'ce 1. Fe\% •"fictions, Inflamiratfons 25 | 2. Worm... v cver, or Worm Disease.. U ft 3. Colic, Oryi.»g an»4 of ltil'anU.2s | 4. Diarrhea, of Children ami Adults 25 5 Dysentery, Grlpings, Bilious Colic 2ft 7. Coughs, Colds, Uronchitlrf 25 8. Toothache, Faceache, Neuralgia 25 9. Headache, Sick Iloadache, Vertigo— 25 10. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Weak Stomach 25 13. Croup, Hoarse Cough, Laryngitis 25 5 4. Poll Rheum, Eruptions, Erysipcla3 25 15. 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