Scriptural Carving. A Scriptural method of carving fowls when In M .'Ui: r company was claimed ■y a \vl! .. < ierg.vinan \vl»u, having been vsl i'il t,i , arvo OHO day. said, "Inas much as you demand it.l will carve • In- fow! according to Biblical princi , lo*." "Y«-0 oxclali ;ed the hostess. a> t according lo the Scriptures." The theologian therefore began Hie carv he baron was tendered the head tl fowl. :!:«• baroness the neck, tin.* i\vo «iau,-is! :i wins n piece and the two :■< :• a llr i joint, the carver n tabling the remainder. "According lo what Interpretation do y.»n n:a division?" inquired the host of his guest as he regarded the ■ u'.vman's heaping plate and the scant portio is doled out tu the family. "From an interpretation of my own." replied the clerical wit. "As the mas ter of your house the head belongs to you by right the baroness, being most near to y< u. should receive the neck, which is ncaiest the head; in the wings the you, i: girls will recognize a sym bol oi their noble thoughts, that fly from one desire to another; as to the young barons, the drumsticks they have received will remind them that they are responsible for supporting your house, as the legs of the capon support the bird itself." London Standard. Camel a Delicate Beast. Contrary to the widespread but erro neous opinion, the camel is a very deTi •ate animal. A camel that has worked fifteen days in succession needs a month's pasturage to recuperate. It is liable to a host of ailments and acci dents. WJien a caravan crosses a seb kha, or dry salt lake, it is rare that some of the animals do not break a leg. If the fracture is in the upper part of the limb there is nothing for it but to slaughter the animal and re tail its flesh as butcher's meat. If the lower part of the limb has been iujured the bone Is set and held in position by means of splints made ■of palm branches, which are boiytd with small cords. If no complications ensue at the end of a month the frac ture is reduced. When it is a case of simple dislocation the injured part is cauterized with a redhot iron, then •coated with clay and bandaged with a strip of cloth. Fifteen days afterward the auimal is generally cured.—-Vulga risation Scieritilique. That's All He Forgot. The cab containing the absentmind ed man and his family drew Up in front of the Broad street' station. There emerged the absentminded man. his wife, three children, a birdcage, a dog on a leash and innumerable bun dles and parcels. The absentminded man paid the driver, gathered up the I>undjes, dropped them and pressed his l.and dramatically to his fevered brow. "There," he exclaimed. "1 just knew i had forgotten something!" 11 is wife carefully counted the three •hildren, saw that the dog and the birdcage were intact and took an in ventory of the bundles. "We seem to be all here," she ro imirked. "1 am sure we have every hing. What do you think it Is you have forgotten?" "Why, bless my soul!" cried the ab •entminded man. "Now that we are here I've forgotten where we intended ijolng!"—Philadelphia Ledger. Tongue Caught Ermine. "This stole is of tongue caught er mine. hence its high price," the sales man said. "Tongue caught ermine, ehV" "Yes, madam. You see, the ermine's • >at is extremely ch-licate. A trap ears it horriblj . So the trapper catch s it by the tongue. "The ermine is fond of ice. The rapper smears heavy knives with lease and lay them here and there n the sn< w. The snow white ermine, Htbe and quick, rushes up in the zero weather, lick- what he takes for a •liver of ice. and. 10, is doomed, for he steel of the heavy knife has frozen " ist to his tongue."—Exchange. Longest English Lawsuit. The longest lawsuit ever heard in 'ngland ws*s that between the heir 112 Thomas Talbot. Viscount Lisle, and ne heirs of Lord Berkeley respect ing certain lands and possessions not far from Wootton-under-Edge, In the county of Gloucester. It commenced it the end of the reign of Edward IV. .nd was pending till the reign of tames 1.. when a compromise took dace after it had lasted abdut 120 rears.—London Answers. Unheeded Remonstrances. "Was that you scolding a poor dog hat was merely indulging his natural nclination to howl at the moon?" ask d the kind hearted man. "Yes," answered his neighbor. "Don't you know you ought to be ind to dumb animals?" "That dog isn't dumb; he's only eaf."— Washington Star. There Was. The disheveled bard entered the eary eyed editor's apartment. "Is there an opening here for a oet?" he Inquired. "Yes. indeed." replied the editor, luching a button underneath his desk, id the next instant the poet dlsap ared through a trapdoor in the floor. Exchange. A Good Loser. 'John." she asked, "do you ever play ker for profit?" No," he replied thoughtfully; "the ne serves as my way of being char ble." —Philadelphia North American. What He Got. Ella—He fell In love with her pho •aph and asked for the original. -What developed? Bella—She uiin a negative. 1 Coloring Billiard Sails Red I It often happen* that mi billiard bails more < i ics., . ■ ~:j •<-t.-iy lose their color and tin ,i joe i t a diss . .u.l • ap.'cara!) •.«. .1 >;• 'hi: I <•;> ii r tun it to restore their i i.-Un.'.i color. Te do this dissolve sot ie drle.l . orr, at'.« r having pounded : it t> . are solution, In a small qv tity o: iter placed in a | i lain c:.o tile ■ em ugii to t;.Ue a Silllurd ball, .lest this liquid till i' i.' le;>n ;lj ss.l ai'.d , phuti- acid. ■ul tl.e I.a' be col ored in ilie ■ : • d leave ii tiler about ts:< cq. -I". ••• o! 'MI IsSii tie* corner of it ove. the temper' ;TU not being allowed to exceed from 10 de gree to "itJ degrees At tl. • end < 112 that time take it away from Ihe tire and let it cool. The operation is complete in from two to three hours, fate must be taken to turn the billiard ball from time to time, so that it may be colored all over, for the coloring matter is do posited, and the part of the hall at the bottom would be too deeply colored. When the ball is withdrawn from the liquid it only requires wiping and #hen rubbing strongly with a woolen rag to make it brilliant again. It may be further polished by means of cham ois leather Impregnated with colco tliar. —Vulgarisation Scieutitique. Bread and Gloves. "I)ld you ever notice that the man who brings bread to this place always wears heavy gloves?" asked the regu lar boarder at the hashery in address ing his guest. "No; i don't get here often enough to notice it," answered his friend. "Well, you see him now. lie always wears gloves, especially in bundling rye bread." "Yes?" "It's a fact. Maybe you would not believe me if I told you that he Is more apt to get Ids hands torn and cut than I am working at machinery all day." "Really?"' "I never have learned the real cause, but the bread seems to have rough edges which scratch and cut the hands if It Is handled In large quantities. Of course one •or two loaves would n.ut have any bad effect, but hundreds of loaves a day passing through a man's hands seem almost-as dangerous as sandpapered brick would be."—St. Jo seph Gazette. Tho Small Boy's Revenge. A family whose means were limited was expecting company for dinner, and the thoughful mother instructed her small sou how to behave at the ta ble and also told him there was one thing on the table he was not to aslc for. The appointed time came, and things looked very tempting, especially to the small boy, who suddenly said, "Say, ma, I want some of that," pointing to a plate of cheese. The mot her cast reproving glances upon him, but the child continued, "You going to give me some of that?" Tlie mother again tried to attract the boy's attention to his error by stepping upon his toes, but it was of no use. for he continued, "Give me some of that or I'll tell." Beginning to count, ho said: "One, you going to give me some? Two, you going to give me some? Three, my pants are made of the old window shades." Baked Men. Workers in porcelain factories are literally baked, but by some miracle they remain suHlcleiitly underdone to live. At least if they are not quite baked they endure a stronger heat than that which browns the Sunday sirloin. The furnaces wherein porce lain is finished are kept at the fiercest lieat u. ( 1 in any industry. A chain of workmen, their heads and bodies swathed in fireproof garments, take the finished pieces from the fire one at a time and puss them to the cooling room. The man at the head of this chain—he who stands nearest the fur nace—can only work in live minute shifts. In his interims of rest he lies on a mattress drinking glass after glass of ice water from fhe hands of it small boy. At lunchtime all about the chain of men steaks grill.—Phila delphia Bulletin. Why Joyner Left Home. "Are you ready to receive the obli gations?" asked the most upright su preme hocus pocus of the Order of iioot owis. "I am." said the candidate firmly. "Then take a sip of this prusslc acid, place your right hand in this pot of boiling lead, rest your left band upon this revolving buzzsaw, close your eyes and repeat after me" Early next morning shreds of Joy ner's clothing were found upon the bushes and trees all along the road to l'ottsvllle, thirty miles distant, awl at Scrabbletown, sixty miles away. He was reported still headed west.— Judge's Library. Easy Method. "Ilenry," said Mrs. Gloonip at din ner, looking down at her watch, but speaking to Mr. Gloonip on the other side of the table, "my watch hasn't varied a second in a week." "Remarkable!" said Mr. Gloonip. "How did you get It to vary so little?" "I broke the mainspring." Tanning. Johnny—Don't they use bark to tan hides with, pa? Father—Yes, my son, but if you ask any more questions this evening you'll find that a slipper does Just as well. A Mean Comment. The Man—She looks nice enough to eat. The Woman—M-yes; plain food seems to appeal to some people.—Lon don Illustrated Bits. PRESS, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1909. Breaking the Fast In Ramazan. The Arabs say Uamatfiin; the Per sians and Turks say itnniuzun. They ill observe throughout the mouth a -pcc.r of fast that has no precise •ounterpart in the west. So long as the sci is in 1 lie sky food or drink of any xind mayjiot puss the true be lli er's Hps life is not even allowed jr sweet solace of a cigarette, llut tTom the firing of the sunset guns un til it is li.Ji. enough [ll distinguish a black h.sir i'r .1 while . may fca>i to sur:v;iin;; Wat'innen u.ll patrol tl/» streets with drums i<i warn him hat his moments of grace are nine jcrcd, and cannon once nit re aunouiiiv their end. Nothing is more characteristic <>f late ifternoons in Kama/an than the prep irations for the evening meal whi -h ire occupy all Moslems, particularly those who work with their hands. As the sun nears the horizon fires are lighted, tables are spread, bread is tiroken, water is poured out, cigarettes are rolled, and hands are lifted half way to the mouth in expectation of the signal that gives liberty to eat. This breaking of tin; daytime fast is c'lled if tar and is an institution in itself. To be invited to iftar is a particular mark jt friendship.— Scribuer's Magazine. Skeleton In the Closet. The original of the singular saying "A skeleton" in the closet." which is found in almost every language in Eu rope, is found in one of those curious collections of stories that have come, down from the middle ages. In one of these collections, compiled by an un known hand about the middle of the tenth century, there is a story of a wealthy lady who. having a secret grief, confided it to a friend who was apparently a perfectly happy woman- She was the wife of a uobtemau who lived in his castle in the south -of; France. She and her husband were outwardly on the most loving terms. Not a care cloud seethed to cast a slujdow 011 her path. After hearing the story of her.atfllet ed friend the npble lady, took her by the ha'iid and led her to a se<;ret.ch:ini-.. her adjoining her bedrooih, there,open-, ed the door 6'fa clhset and exposed a •skeleton. "Know, my-friend," sfie'Vuiil. "no one is happy. Every day I am. forced by my husband to kiss this grinning death head, which is that of ' a gentleman who was my Inisbaiii'' I '' rival and whom I would have n>" .<1 hud not my .parents willed otherwise." The End of the Ride. Coming out of one of the large de partment stores two well dressed wo men saw a group of street urchins gaz ing at their automobile, and one little girl was heard to say. "Wish I could have 11 ride in it." The women smiled, and then the child was asked if she would really like a ride and was help ed into the machine after assuring the women that she would not be missed at home. Her companions set up a iieer as the machine started, and some of them were still on the spot when it returned half 1111 hour later, bringing buck the little girl. The women con gratulated themselves on having given the little one an extraordinary treat, but were disenchanted when she told them that her father was a chauffeur and that she liked his machine "a great deal better."—New York Trib une. A Compliment to the Minister. In Allien Dawson's work. "Joseph Parker His Life and Ministry." there are some anecdotes of the famous min ister of the City temple. We are fold that what Dr. I'arker regarded as, in its own peculiar way, the best com pliment lie ever received came from an omnibus conductor. The vehicle was crossing Holborn viaduct, and when it came to the City temple a passenger alighted. "That's flic man, and that's the place," said the conductor, indicating Dr. Parker's church. "I went there once, and 1 enjoyed myself so much that I'm going again the first night off I have. We laughed, and we cried, and we had a rare time. You see," the conductor continued, "he doesn't make religion so serious." Seeds Planted In Eggshells. Fill half an eggshell with good rich earth, stick in a seed or two, stand the •shell up in a box of earth, keep it warm and moist, and then, when you think you can trust the weather out of doors and the seeds have sprouted, you knock the shell off and pit the little ball of earth into Mother Earth, and there you are. Not a root has been disturbed, and if you choose a favora ble time for transplanting there will not be a wilted leaf to retard the growing of the plant. Diarrhea Quickly Cured. Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy Can always be depended upon. During the summer months children are subject to bowel disorders and should receive the most careful attention. As soon as any unnatural looseness of the bowels is noticed Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy should be given. Costs but 25 cents a bottle, and it is economy to always keep a bottls handy .•You do not know when it may be needed, but when yon do want it you want it badly. Get a bottle today. • Blood For Bread. ITungvr! To what lengths will it : drive men! Here is a passage from | "Forve," a title of Napoleon's days de- J scribing how ten veteran hussars un- I tier a young officer, after two days j without food, l'ought like Hemls for a loaf of bread stolen frotu a woodman: | "lie trembled with covetousuess, but . he did not move, lie was starving, I but he was an officer. "The foremost rider speared the loaf j up with liis saber, clutched il and be ; gau to eat. The others quickly dosed j in 011 him. lie was gripped from be | hind and half strangled. The bread j fell into the mud. The men then be -11 to lijilit In biifer earnest, and ; their sabers flashed dimly in the full : iug ruin. One of them reeled under a ; saber stroke and fell back on his 1 horse. "lie (the officer) Hung himself in the melee Mid was thrown from his horse. As he crawled along the mud out of the way cf the trampling hoofs lie put h!s hand on the bread. His fears at once vanished. lie bent over his prize, hiding it from view of the struggling .soldiers, and lowered bis head and got the loaf under his teeth and ate It." Nature's Handiwork. The down upon the peach or plum V so delicate and so thickly set that oi.<* cannot touch the fruit with a needle's point without breaking the tender stalk, and yet the dew of the night covers tne whole surface of the fruit and disappears in the morning, leav ing the gossamer growth more orderly and beautiful than before. The dew covers every loaf of the giant oak. and the mighty tree drinks in the refresh ing moisture to its. thirsty heart through millions of pores, and the iron trunk that has withstood a thousand storms Is made stronger by the gentle strength of the dew. The silent fall of the dew Is caused and controlled l.y agencies of the most tremendous pow er. The same power which shakes a whole' continent with its subterranean 'J-*ftninder Is'the same as that which cn ! circles the finest filament of thistle- I'down with a coronet "112 dewy gems so j .small ."that 1 he.v do not bend the dell ■ mjte stalks with their weight.—London Globe. 1 A Hector Outhectored. A publisher's reader at a literary > club hectored a group of novelists. * "You . chaps." he sneered, "must al ways be coining new words. Good English isn't good enough for you. In I the last half dozen manuscript novels I turned down there were such horri ble neologisms as 'he hoarsed,' 'she parroted,' 'they shrilled,' 'he glimpsed her.' it supremed,' and forth. Faugh!" "Let 111 c inform you," cried a novel ist defiantly, "that your remark shows a pitiful ignorance 011 your part of our mother tongue. As for 'shrilling,' Ten nyson writes: '"With petulant thumb and finger shrilling "Hence!"' "Chapman, the great Chapman, is au authority for 'parroting.' 'Glimpsing' has been used by Ilowells and Lowell, and 'supreme' as a verb may be found in Shelley's letters." Washington Post. The Chinese Burglar. "The Chinese burglar is the most difficult to nab," declared Lecoq, the detective. "I might say he is impossl bio to nab. When this yellow scoun drel goes burgling he goes naked and covered with oil. and thus he is as slippery as an eel. I Jut, you say, why not nab him by the pigtail, hey? The answer to that is that his pigtail is done iij) in a knot on top of his head and stuck full of needles and hatpins with the points turned outward. You often see a Chinaman in l'ekln or Shanghai with his clothes stained with oil and with tiny red pricks all over him. He's been having trouble with a burglar." Vegetable Suspension Bridge. A remarkable suspension bridge spans the river Apurnmac in central Peru. The ropes of this bridge are composed of pliable roots and vines, while the planks are made of branches. In the humid climate of Peru it would bo by no means extraordinary if this vegetable bridge were one day to start growing.—Wide World Magzaine. The Court's Double. "You say it was your 'double' that stole the chickens?" "Yassuh." "You know I gave you thirty days once for chick on stealing?" "Ah rerneinhnh, sub." "Well, this time you get sixty. That's the court's double."—Philadel phia Ledger. Practical Considerations. "My family tree"— began the titled suitor. "I'm tired of hearing about family trees," answered Mr. Cumrox. "In the part of the country I came from a man's industry and consequence are measured by the size of the family wood piles."—Washington Star. After Old Masters. Young Wife—This dish, dearest, is au original composition of my own. Husband—Well, 1 should rather, my pet, that you could cook after the old masters.—Meggendorfer Blatter. Answered. Village Minister to crofter's wife)— Well, Kirstie, how's your husband to day? Kirstie—lie's Just like yersel*. He has plenty to dae, but ho winna dae it.—London Answers. His Affliction. She—Your brother is a writer, isn't he? He—Yes. She—What does he write for? He—Goodness only knows. I guess It's H disease.—Judge. Cindy's Logic. Cindy was an old black southern "mammy." with nil the lovable traits and inconsistencies of her kind. For many yours she was cook in the War ren family and gave faithful and sat isfactory service. One summer Hie entire family were away for two months, and Mr. War ren gave Cindy a real vacation by paying her full wages for that time and giving her the keys to the well stocked storeroom. A few days after the return of the family Cindy came bristling into Mrs. Warren's sitting room. "I wants 1110' wages," she announced. "Why, Cindy," exclaimed the sur prised mistress, "you are getting bet ter pay than any cook I know of in 11 family the size of ours. You have a nice, comfortable room and good treat ment. Think how kind it was of Mr. Warren to give you a long vacation with your full wages." "Dat's it," grumbled Cindy. "Mr. Warren paid me dat money fur doin' liuthin'. An' now all you folks is come back fur me to cook fur an' wait on. An' 1 gits more money or I leaves."— I ippincott's. A Costly Client. Miss Bayley told me that Mr. Phipps the oculist, told a gentleman, who told her, the following anecdote of the late Duchess of Devonshire: Mr Phipps was sent for to Chats worth to operate upon the duchess' eye. He stayed there some time and at parting received from the duke a fee of £I,OOO. Just before he stepped into his carriage a message from the duchess brought him to her chamber. She hoped the duke had done what was handsome by Mr. Phipps. The gentleman protested: "Yes. and more than handsome." "It is an awful thing," continued her grace, "to ask. but really 1 ifm at this moment in immediate.Want of such a sum, and if you could. Mr. Phipps." What could the oculist do?' He pro duced his c .1,000, took his leave and never heard of his; money from that day to this.—From "HeeoNertlons of • Long Life," by Lord lirouglitoii (John Camilobhouse). Shakespeare's House.. The house in vhicli the master bard was born is lo ted in Henley street. Stratford-011-At n, England. Wash ington Irving said of this famous abode or genius: "It is a small, mean looking edifice of wood and plaster, a true nestling place of genius, which seems to delight in hatching its off spring In by-corners. The walls of its squalid chambers are covered with names and inscriptions in every lan guage by pilgrims of all nations, ranks and conditions, from the prince to the peasant, and present a simple but striking instance of the spontaneous and universal homage of mankind to the great poet of nature." Several years ago the house was purchased by subscription with a view to the careful preservation of it and of its contents for the inspection of future generations. Tuning a Bell. No matter how great may be the care taken in making the mold, a bell has to be tuned before it will ring a clear, true note. As 11 matter of fact, every bell sounds five notes, all of which must blend together harmo niously. If one is the least bit out the tone will he spoiled. The first of these notes is produced by the vibra tions at the mouth of the bell, the sec ond by the vibrations a little higher up, the third still higher up, and so onto the fifth, which is produced quite near the top. As the character Hoy/ to Have Variety ■ucccrvA-iSAmasua wnwwwm ■■■HMMMBISME c* W""— —"""""""mf In Meals Sameness in foods grows monotonous. Folks want a frequent change. And see how easy it is to have the variety all people crave. 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THE PACKAGE WITH THE RED BAND > \\r Dnor/lolow'ii e u»«i with !*o pmm>urt J« Wi Bcsnrdslcy 8 Sons •~ " U - 474-478 Greenwich St., New York Some of Our Other Pure Food Products: Acme SUced Bacon; Acme Sliced Dried Beef; Acme Peanut Butter. of the sound which rings depends upon the thickness of the metal, it is possible, by taking thin shavings from various places in the inside of the bell, to iliter the live notes until they are all In harmony. Name to Fit the Trade. Old newspapers give us many in stances of men's names fitting their callings. Thus we have Last, a shoe maker of Exeter, and Trend w.i; , who plied the .same trade in Hammer smith. There was a Bristol school master named Hod. Dodge and Wynne, attorneys at law of Liverpool, must have been the butts of their fellow townsmen, while few could have a more appropriate name than the Primitive Methodist preacher ltiv er Jordan.—London Chronicle. Bear Ague. "Speaking of 'buck fever,' " said a survey official, "reminds me of 'bear ague.' Never heard of it, eh? Well, I first encountered it in Wrangel nar rows, Alaska, a number of years ago. We were on the okl surveying steamer Patterson. "Just as we rounded a point of land not more than 200 yards distant a big black bear was seen on the beach looking at us. Eight men took up rifles at once and were about to shoot when I told them to wait and fire all at once in a volley when I gave the order. They all took careful beads on the beast. 'lteady, fire!' I shouted. "There was a rattle of musketry as the eight pieces were discharged, and every one looked to see the animal's death throes. There was the bear run ning up the hill as lively as a Jack rab bit. Not a shot had hit him. Bear ague, that's all. E j man's hand was trembling so he couldn't hit a . house. Buck fever's nowhere along side of it,"—San Francisco Call. Her Vocal Selection. A wedding was recently held which was of the fashionable kind, and there were all sorts of preparations atul frills. Among the "features" was a song by a baritone singer of con siderable local renown, and just what he was to warble was a matter of con- Asiderable discussion. A little K - ster six years old of the brjde took iu b h Interest in the pro gram. "Sis," she said. "I want to sing at your wedding." "No. dear; you can't sing," was the rejoinder. "But I can, and I want to," she pleaded. "What would you siugV" her father asked her. " 'Heaven, Look With Pity!' " was her rejoinder, and her father hasn't got over it yet.—Kansas City Journal. Ladies First! "Scratch a southerner and you find a knightly soul" might be said to be one of the morals of the Chicago Rec ord-llerakl story below. The second moral is reasonably obvious; "What is the reason," began the ir ritated traveler from the north, "that the trains in this part of the country are always behind time? I have nev er seeu one yet that ran according to its schedule." "That, suh," replied the dignified Georgian, "is a mattah that is easily explained. It is due to southern chivalry, suh." "Southern chivalry! Where does that come in?"' "You see, suh, the trains are always late in tlds country because they wait for the ladies, God bless tlieui!" The future belongs to him who knows how to wait.—Russian Proverb.
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