6 T C O^ 0n \ FOR j catarrh /{J . 'OFthe; I HEAD.THROAT \ LUNGS. STOMACH . I KIDNEYS.BLADDER iI a and ' /]WLPELVIC w SICK HEADACHE f~ ; —I Positively cured by these Little Pills. »UH j\ | L l\o They also relievo Dla> _ tress from Dyspepsia, la iSaae STT LE digestion and Too Hearty jO IW r n Eating; A perfect rem* 1 HI edy for Dizziness. Nausea, 112 m PELLS. Drowsiness, Bad Tasti HQ In the Mouth, Coated Tongue. Pain In the Side. regulato tho Bowel 3. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simiie Signature i®®®-jREFUSE SUBSTITUTES,, Year's Tea Production. The total exports of tea from India luring the year ended April 26, 1906, amounted to 214,108,943 pounds, val ced at $29,294,936. The shipments to the United Kingdom were 166,604,000 pounds; Canada, 15,019,000 pounds; Russia, 9,991,000 pounds; Australia, 7,746 pounds; Turkey and Asia, 3,464 pounds; the United States, 2,185,000 pounds; Persia, 1,091,000 pounds, and to ail other countries, 8,084,000 pounds. Ail these countries, except the United States and Persia, increased their pur chases over 1905. The trade with the United States decreased 9.7 per cent, -and that with Persia 65.5 per cent. Brief is the agony of an instant; 4&e indulgence of grief, the blunder of at h'fe.—Beaconsfield. Women who kiss each other are < -often guilty of counterfeiting. v HOW DEBILITY SHOWS And Why Dr. Vtfilliams' Pink Pillg Arc a Specific for Dangerous Physical Declines. The symptoms of general debility vary •according to the cause but weakness ia always present, a tendency to perspire mid fatigue easily, ringing iu the ears, sometimes black spots passing before eyes, weak back, vertigo, wakeful ness caused by inability to stop thinking, and anrefresiling sleep. The cause of 4ba trouble may he some drain on the system or it may bo mental or physical cwwwork, sometimes insufficient nutri tion due to digestive disturbance. Iu tfie lattercaso there is generally a loss of Pppwtiteand a coated tongue as well as Ijeneral languor and debility. Miss Lula M. Metzger, a stenographer, £eiogat 71 Mill street, Watertown, N.Y., 'uttered for over a year from general •iebility. "It was caused by overstudy," abue says,"and I had no ambition, didn't wauit togo anywhere, my food didn't taste good, I was run down, lifeless and listless. I took medicines but they failed to help mo. Finally friends recom mended Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to my mother,and she get some for me. I took them for some time and was entirely eared and huvo had no return of tha trouble." Dr. Williams' Pinl: Pills cure debility fiecaase they actually mako new, red, rich blood, and as the blood carries Bonrishnif.it to all tho organs and tissues of the body, nerves us well as muscles, £fee new blood stimulates the organs to «io the work that nature expects of then, and normal health follows. Not only is this treatment sufficient to euro de bility hut many severe nervous disorders as well. Tho pills are 112 old by all druggists, or r riii b ' seni postpaid, mm receipt of price, • PJ> jier h< six V *e« • J.frf), by tho I) . Williams Medicine Co., Sebeueo* Y. Send for free diet book. POLfflfflKN, FLYNN v HE PUNISHES THE DUDE. "Oh, thim judes" sighed Policeman Barney Flynu with the air of one ut terly discouraged. "They'll drive me cra-azy, they will sure." "If ye're a ma-an,' replied Mrs. Flynn, "ye'll not let anny jude that iver wa-alked come over ye.. "Tis you that's laekin' injinoo-ity, or ye'd not be sittin' there slghin' like a bla-ast at th' r-rollln' mill. Tell me, now, where ha-ave ye been fernlnst th' judes?" "At th' the-ayter," answered Police man Flynn. " 'Tis on me beat, an' thim pa-aper see-gar judes is in th' alley ivery night thicker than flies r-round Hogan's ba-ar." "Is there anny ha-arm in thim?" demanded Mrs. Flynn. "In thim fellies? Ha-arm" ex claimed Policeman Flynn, scornfully. "Niver a bit, but 'tis a nuisance they are to th' ha-ard-wor-rkin' gir-rls that carries th' shpears an' th' banners in th' show, an' I'm afther bein' asked to drive thim awa-ay." "Why don't ye?" "Why don't I? Oho! 'tis easy said!" cried Policeman Flynn. "Why don't I? Faith I do. 'Tis me goes down th' alley no liss than tin times a night an' shoos thim all out. 'Shoo!' says I to thim, like they was chickens, an' I follies thim out, but not a wan is there within shquint iv me eye whin I r-reaches th' shtreet. 'Tis a ma-arvel to me, no liss, how 'tis done, but ivery wan iv thim is back in th' alley be th' time I'm out iv It." "Is there anny place that has a ba-ack door on th' alley?" asked Mrs. Flynn. Policeman Flynn straightened up in his chair so suddenly that he dropped his pipe on the floor. "Oho! 'tis a sma-art woman ye are!" he exclaimed, admiringly. "Is there anny place openin' on th' alley? Sure, there is that. 'Tis all plain as th' nose on a Hebrew ma-an's fa-ace. In at th' front door iv Casey's say-loon they goes an' out iv th' back door ferninst th' theayter. Oho! I ha-ave thim now!" "What'll ye do?" inquired Mrs. Flynn. "I'll drive them th' other wa-ay out," answered the policeman. Mrs. Flynn regarded him for a mo ment with pitying contempt. Ordi narily resourceful, there are times when Patrolman Flynn has to be prompted as well as sarcastically crit icised In order that the best results may be secured. "Barney," she said at last, "ye ha-ave no head on ye at all. 'Tis a block iv wood ye're carryin' on ye-er shoulders, an' ye might dhrop it off without losin' annything but a bit lv kindlin'. 'Tis f'r you to ca-ateh thim judes an' ye'll not do it that wa-ay." "No-o," admitted Policeman Flynn, reluctantly, "ye're r-right there. I'm no ma-atch f'r thim at shprlntin'." "If I was a ma-an," went on Mrs. 'l" "Shtand in a Row Then and Lit's See What Ye Luk Like!" Flynn, "I'd ca-atch thim. 'Tis th' only wa-ay. R-run thim into a thrap an' ma-ake thim sorry they iver throubled ye.'' "Iv coorse," said Policeman Flynn, and he was very thoughtful as he left home. He wanted to ask for details, but he deemed it wise not to do so. Mrs. Flynn is exceptionally sarcastic when she Rets the idea that she is do ing the thinking for the family, which has a tendency to Induce the patrol man to solve problems In his own original way. However, there was the light of victory in his eyes when he went on duty that night, and almost the first thing he did was to interview Casey. " 'Tis mesilf," said Casey, "that's been wondherin' why th' la-ads come trapsin' in th' wan door an' thin go pilin' out th' other. There's no money in it f'r me, an' they'll not get through this night." Matters being thus satisfactorily ar ranged, Policeman Flynn bided his time. Never before had he left the dudes who congregated about the stage entrance so entirely alone, for he desired to gather them sll !r. sti one swoop. TVy rrrrc harmless fel lows of the class w'no like to hover about, making eyes at the chorus girls and preteudiug to havo a standing CAMERGN COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1906 with them that they do not possess; j but, as Policeman Flynn had said, »hey were nuisances—although of a kind numerous in every large city— j and in this instance the stage entrance i was so arranged that it was difficult to keep it clear of them. Finally, when the assembled crowd was large enough to suit him, the pa- ' trolman made his sally. Out of the alley went the youths and In at the front door of Casey's saloon, with the officer in close pursuit. This time he j knew where togo when he emerged on the street, and he found in Casey's back room as panic-stricken a crowd as one often sees, for the alley door was locked and exit that way was Im possible. "Oho!" cried Policeman Flynn, tri umphantly, "I ha-ave ye now f'r sure! Shtand in a r-row there an' let's see what ye luk like!" One or two of them were inclined to rebel, but they thought better of It when Policeman Flynn made a movement in they di rection, and all lined up against tho wall. " 'Tis a fine-lukkin' tfr-rowd ye are, hangin' r-rounrl here an' hopin' j ye'll ha-ave a chanst f'r to buy pussy \ caffies an' fizz wather f'r glr-rls that only wa-ants ye to l'ave thim alone. What'll I do with ye?" Pollcemai i Flynn looked them over contempt- j uously. " 'Tw'u'd contam'nate th' cells at th' station f'r to put ye in thim, but I'll fix ye some wa-ay, ye pa-aper see-gar loafers! I'll ma-ake ; ye sorry ye iver r-ran ferninst Barney ' Flynn an' kep' him chasin' ye up an' down th' alley. I'll—l'll—Now, what'll j I do?" Then, just as he seemed at his i wit's end for a suitable punishment, an inspiration came to him. "Ha-and | over ye-er pa-aper see-gars!" he cried, | triumphantly. "Ivery wan ha-and thim ! over! Not a pa-aper see-gar goes out j iv th' r-room this night, an' if anny- j wan thries f'r to hold out on me I'll j la-and him behind th' ba-ars, I will so. Oho! 'tis long ye'll ray-mimber j Barney Flynn. Hurry on, now, an' if I think ye're holdin' out I'll go ' through ye-er clo'es." It was a great picture that Police man Flynn made collecting the cigar ettes, but he got them all, and 15 mln- j utes later he was alone with Casey,! counting the results of the raid. "Twinty-sivln boxes!" he exclaimed.! "W'u'd ye tnink there was that much ! depravity in th' whole city, if ye didn t! see it with ye-er own eyes? Twinty- i sivin boxes, an' they're all yours, j Casey. Me job on th' foorce w'u'd be gone if they was found on me at r-roll call." "What'll I do with thim?" asked Casey. "Divil a bit do I care," answered Policeman Flynn, "only I say this to ye: if ye l'ave thim where th' cat can get thim, I'll ha-ave ye arristed f'i croolty to animals, I will that." (Copyright. 1906 by Joseph B. Bowles.9 (Copyright, by tlie Century Co.) | THE TRUE GOLDEN ACE. It Is Good to Be Young', But Better to Be Wise—Wisdom Really the Only True Wealth. It is a common frailty of tho spirit to deplore our accumulating years and j look with envy on the luxuriant care- ; lessness of youth, as if experience and culture and the enrichment of memory were not almost tho only true wealth. It is good to be young, but it is better to be wise; for youth is often sad, and wisdom's chief con cern, after all, <s happiness. I have known persons, two or three, of so rare a character that time did not seem to touch tbem as it passed. By some blessed miracle of nature they appeared immune from all de terioration or impairment, undis traught by difficulties, unimbittered by distress, unarrested by any calami ty or toil. Sorrow could not break their singing spirits, nor misfortune cast them down for long. They had fine balance of disposition, which is the chiefest of blesslng3. They could be counted upon to confront any enig ma of evlstence with an eager, impar tial Intelligence, always looking for new truth and always abiding by the truth already found; their instinct for beauty was too keen and too great to suffer either satiety or perversion; and their fund of love too profound to be depleted. If natural grief came to them or they were orertaken in some irrational disaster, they bowed before the wind of destiny and sor rowed mightily, as great hearts must, but came up again out of the dust, pliant and undestroyed; unshaken in faith as before and lovelier than ever in the gentleness of their regard. You could not guess their years, you could only say they seemed to live by some perennial charm in a state where all evil was incongruous and decrepitude could never come. And with all their maturity of mind, their magnificent qualities of strength and sympathy, there was always about them a touch of the child, a breath of perpetual innocence and wonder, as if they might be immortals in dis guise or wanderers from the fabulous Age cf Gold.—Bliss Carman, in thi Smart Set. Fearfully Good. Some men do right only because tnf.-j are afraid to do something else. WAYS OF PREPARING CELERY. Made Into Curry or for Use as a Breakfast Dish. Celery is an excellent vegetable for nervous people to oat. It can be served in many ways besides the plain stewed celery familiar to most people. Curry of Celery—Cook until ten der, two cupfuls of chopped celery, using stock for the purpose if it is at hand; drain the celery, reserving the stock. Cook one teaspoonful of onion in a little butter, being careful not to let it burn, then thicken the stock with flour, rubbed very smoooth in butter and mixed with two table spoonfuls of curry powder. Stir till smooth, and until the stock is slightly thickened, and then add the celery, the cooked onion, and one tablespoon ful of lemon juice; let the whole boil up together, then 'draw to the back of the range till ready to serve. Serve the curry with plain boiled rice. As a Breakfast Dish —Take four fresh eggs, four tablespoonfuls of chopped celery, one spoonful of butter and salt and pepper to season. Cook the celery over a slow Are in boiling ■water for flfteen minutes, then drain; put the butter into a saucepan, and when it is melted add the tender cel ery; when thoroughly heated, taking care that the butter does not burn, turn in the eggs and keep stirring with a silver spoon until they are firm.' season and turn out into a hot dish, serving with squares of buttered toast. SEVERAL USES FOR SALT. Of More Value Than Merely to Serve as a Condiment. Here are several uses for salt: Put a pinch in the eggs you are beating, and they will be light in a much shorter time. Sprinkle it on the fire and you will gain the blue flame so much desired for broiling steaks or chops. Sprinkle it in the bottom of the oven and your cakes will not burn. Pour it quickly on spilled claret or ink, and it will absorb most or all of the liquid before it has time to stain. Salt makes an excellent toothpow der, but it is not advisable to use it daily, as it will spoil the enamel if used too frequently. Still, an occa sional brushing with it is recom mended. Sprinkle it on the coals and shake your damp, uncurled ostrich feathers over the fumes, and the tendrils will curl up smartly. Bathe your tired eyes in salt and water and you will be astonished at the strength it gives them. A pinch of salt improves cakes, candies, and almost everything that is cooked. Comfort in the Sewing Room. The more Important things that will make a sewing room a comfort and a pleasure are an old pier-glass, which can either be hung or mounted, and if posible a piece of furniture ol the "dresser" variety, which will give a mirror opposite. This can be turned to afford a full-length view of both back and front of the figure. A kitch en table long enough to hold a skirt, witli an extra leaf along the back, so that it can be made square for cutting out circular skirts or capes is also an addition. Then a scrap basket, work baskets, and a hamper in which to keep rolls of lining and materials which may be wanted at any moment, with a low table, a low and a high chair, and the machine — and your seeing room is properly equipped. The presence of a "Judy," or padded form, and a tree rack, or, which half-finished garments can be hung, is also of great cam snience. Care of Chamois. To keep chamois leather in good condition it must be kept clean. When soiled, take three pints of tepid rain water and add four tablespoonfuls of ammonia. Leave the leather in this for an hour, then work it well with a wooden spoon, pressing out as much as possible. When nearly clean, rinse into another pan with tepid rain water and rub well with the hands until clean. Repeat the process l*i sev eral waters until all the dirt is re moved. Hang in the shade to dry, and rub between the ha.ds until the leather is perfectly soft. White Christening Cake. Cream together two cups butter and four cups sugar. Add two cups sweet milk and eight cu is flour, sifted three times, with two s nail teaspoon fuls soda, and four teas-oonfuls cream of tartar. Beat well, tl en at the last fold in the stiffly whip' >d whites of a dozen eggs. Flavor wth almonds or rtse and bake slowly in a steady, moderate oven. This < ake keeps well and remains moist an« delicate to the end. The recipe may be halved if so large a cake is not required. Sill' "Handkerchiefs. A sill' handkerchief should never be boiled nor have soap rubbed directly upon it if you wish to keep it white. Make a lather of fine'y shredded white soap and hot water, wash the hand kerchief in this ar 1 rinse in cold water to remove all soap. Wring and dry quickly in the r in or by the fire, ironing while still C imp but not wet. Emergency Drawer. An emergency dra ver is found to be a very practical feature of a house hold. In it should be kept scissors, court plaster, absorbent cotton, vase line, a roll of."oft linen, an antisep tic of some sort —s-ich necessary arti cles as can be found at once without looking through a medicine closet. Not Complimentary. A stockdealer, buying horses In Colorado, had been directed to tha ranch of Old Bill Sands. Wishing to learn something of Old Bill's business methods befora into negotia tions, bo made some inquiries at a near-by ranch. "What sort of business man is Bill Sands?" he asked. "Wall, stranger," replied the ranch er, "I don't think Old Bill would go plumb to hell for a nickel; but he'd keep fishing around the edges for it until he fell in." —Llppincott's. RUNNING SORES ON LIMBS. Little Girl's Obstinate Case of Eczema —Mother Says: "Cuticura Reme dies a Household Standby." "Last year, after having my little girl treated by a very prominent physician, for an obstinate case of eczema, I resorted to the Cuticura Remedies, and was so well pleased with {he almost Instantaneous relief afforded that we discarded the physi cian's prescription and relied entirely on the Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Oint ment, and Cuticura Pills. When wo commenced with the Cuticura Reme dies her feet and limbs were covered with running sores. In about six weeks we had her completely well, and there has been no recurrence of the trouble. We find that the Cuti cura Remedies are a valuable house' hold standby, living as we do, twelve miles from a doctor, and where it costs from twenty to twenty-five dol lars to come up on the mountain. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas, Pair mount, Walden's Ridge, Tenn., Oct 13, 1905.'' Meat inspection In Paris. There are in Paris three principal abattoirs, the largest of which, "La Vilette," is in the northern quarter of the city; "Vaugirard," which was opened in 1898, and replaced the old slaughter-house of Grenelle; and "Vil lejuif," where horses are slain for food. Any butcher may slaughter ani mals at these abattoirs on payment of a tax of 2 francs (40 cents) a hundred kilograms (220 pounds) on the meat so prepared. Butchers of the more important class and specially licensed are permitted to sell the meat which they have thus provided directly to the smaller dealers who keep retail meat stores throughout the city. In spectors are in constant attendance and any meat found infected with dis ease or otherwise unfit for food is sat urated with petroleum and condemned. Prior to the year 1810 the butchers of Paris slaughtered animals in the streets and public squares, but at that time municipal slaughter-houses— "abattoirs" —were established where animals intended for human food are inspected and the whole process of slaughtering and disposal of the meat and offal are kept under official sur veillance. CHURCH PEW HIS BED. Tramp Finds Rest for His Weary Bones in House of Worship. The Janitor of one of Portsmouth's largest churches was given a big sur prise Sunday morning as he stepped into the auditorium after opening the big front doors to allow of the usual airing out. He came face to face with a strange and tough-looking man. At first the janitor feared a touch of the chills, but he finally brought himself together and inquired of the man what he had been doing. The fellow said that he had been en joying a night's rest on the cushions of a pew away down front. Saturday night he was attracted to the church by the singing of the choir during re hearsal. He found the door open, walked in and sat down. The music had that soothing effect and the wanderer fell asleep. He knew nothing more until daylight, when he awoke wondering where he was at. He said that in all his life he had never found a more comforable bed. The janitor looked about, saw that nothing was disturbed and then al lowed the stranger to go.—Portsmouth, N. H„ Time 3. IT'S THE FOOD. The True Way to Correct Nervous Troubles. Nervous troubles are more often caused by improper food and indiges tion than most people imagine. Even doctors sometimes overlook this fact. A man says: "Until two years ago waffles and butter with meat and gravy were the main features of my breakfast. Final ly dyspepsia came on and I found my self in a bad condition, worse in the morning than any other time. I would j have a full, sick feeling in my stom- | ach, with pains in my heart, sides and ; head. "At times I would have no appetite j for days, then I would feel ravenous, j never satisfied when I did eat and so ! nervous I felt like shrieking at the top of my voice. I lost flesh badly and hardly knew which way to turn until one day I bought a box of Grape- Nuts food to see if I could eat that. I tried it without telling the doctor, and liked it fine; made me feel as If I had something to eat that was satis fying and still I didn't have that heaviness that I had felt after eating any other food. "I hadn't drank any coffee then in five weeks. I kept on with the Grape- Nuts and in a month and a half I had gained 15 pounds, could eat almost anything I wanted, didn't feel badly after eating and my nervousness was all gone. It's a pleasure to bo well again." Name given by Posturn Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the book, "The Road to Wellville," In pkgs. "There's a reason." 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Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are ot greater value than any other make. Wherever you live, you con obtain W. L. Douglas shoes. His name and price U stomped on the bottom, which protects you against high prices and Inferior shoes. Take no substl* tate. Ask your dealer for W. L. Douglas shoe* and Insist upon having them. Fast Color £ i/clcts used; they will not wear brassy. Write for Illustrated Catalog ol Fall Style*. W. L. DOUULAS, Dept. 12, Brockton, Man. NEW WHEAT LANDS W THE CANADIAN WEST I S Hflfl additional mile* I • railway thia I year have opened up a A I largely increased lerri- WJr^T* C I tory to the progressive fritKW 4 | A fanners of Western wl Canada and the Gov ■ eminent of the Domin-' 1 flfyilM WHHBm <"n continues to glTe ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY ACRES FREE to every settler. THE COUNTRY HAS NO SUPERIOR Coal, wood and water In abundance; churche* and schools convenient; markets easy of access; taxes low: climate the best in the noithern tem perate zone. Law and order prevailsevery where. For advice and information address the SUPERINTENDENT OP IMMIGRATION, Ottawa, Canada, or any authorized Canadian Government Agent. H. M. WILLIAMS, Law Building, Toledo, Ohio. ALWAYS READY TO USE. NO DIRT. DUST. SMOKE OR SMELL. NO MORE STOVE POLISH TROUBLES I?T? A ThIT'JC this paper do- Sirinn lo buy any wm.ixxaa thing advertised In Its eolurr.ns should insist upon having what thfcy ask lor, refusing all substi tutes or imitations. - 1 --A
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