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THE EXPERT'S THEORY.
It Wai Too Inelmitve and Weokoncil
111 in OM a Wltne»».
One of the older members of the Bal
timore bar tells this anecdote of the
late Severn Teackle Wallis as Illustrat
ing the cleverness and sarcasm of Mr.
Wallis:
Mr. Wallis was defending the will of
a wealthy testator, and, as the lawyers
say, when the estate is large a lawyer
"will wrestle with a will with a will."
A prominent physician was called to
testify for those contesting the will.
The doctor became restless under the
lengthy and exhaustive cross examina
tion of Mr. Wallis, and finally he petu
lantly exclaimed:
"Oh, Mr. Wallis, I believe the testa
tor was Insane!"
Mr. Wallis kept his temper and said
quietly: "Doctor, you are the first per
son who has ever intimated in or out
of court that the testator was insane.
Why do you say he was insane?"
"I believe," the doctor replied, "that
every man Is more or less insane on
some one subject."
"Is It your deliberate professional
opinion," Mr. Wallis then asked, "ex
pressed here In court under oath, that
every man is more or less Insane on
some subject?"
"Yes," the doctor replied; "I will say
here under oath that from my reading,
knowledge and experience I believe
that every man is more or less Insane
on some one subject."
Then Mr. Wallis said in that fine
tone of sarcasm for which he was not
ed, "Doctor, has it ever occurred to you
that you are insane on the subject of
Insanity?"
Immediately the doctor fired up and
exclaimed, "But, Mr. Wallis, I am not
insane!"
Mr. Wallis arose and said: "Doctor,
according to your own sworn theory,
you must be Insane on some subject. I
pronounce you insane on the subject of
insanity."
Court, jury and spectators laughed
aloud, and nothing more was said about
the testator being insane.—Baltimore
Sun.
A CUHC Lincoln Would Not Take.
All clients knew that, with "Old
Abe" as their lawyer, they would win
their case—if it was fair; if not, that it
was a waste of time to take it to him.
After listening some time one day to a
would be client's statement, with his
eyes on the ceiling, he swung suddenly
round in his chair and exclaimed:
"Well, you have a pretty good case
in technical law, but a pretty bad one
in equity and justice. You'll have to
get some other fellow to win this case
for you. I couldn't do it. All the time,
while standing talking to that jury, I'd
be thinking, 'Lincoln, you're a liar,' and
I believe I should forget myself and
say it out loud."—Success.
Too Commonplace.
Little Jack—Oh, mother, I do love
cake! It's awful nice.
Mother (reprovingly)— You should not
say you "love" cake —say "like." Do
not say "awful"—say "very." Do not
say "nice"—say "good." And, by the
way, the word "oh" should be omitted.
Now, my dear, repeat the sentence cor
rectly.
Jack—l like cake. It's very good.
Mother—That's better.
Jack (with an air of disgust) lt
sounds as if I was only talking 'bout
bread.—London Tit-Bits.
A ChniiKf.
"Do you think people in tha next
.world will follow the same occupa
tions they do here?" asked the gossip
ing lady.
"No," said the churchman; "every
body will attend to his own business
there."—Syracuse Standard.
To have a perfect stomach a man or
a woman must dint well and breakfast
and sup simply.—Ladies' Home Jour
nal.
Instead of buying an article you do
not need of an agent, pay what you
owe.—Atchison Globe.
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EXCURSION NOTICES.
Low Rates West.
Commencing February 12, and every
Tuesday thereafter until April 30, 1901,
the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Rail
way Co. will sell tickets to pointn in
North Dakota, Minnesota, Idaho, Col
orado, Utah, Oregon, Washington and
British Columbia, at greatly reduced
rates. For the benefit of settlers. For
full information call on or address W.
S. Howell, G. E. P. A., 381 Broadway,
New York, or John R. Pott, D. P. A.,
810 Park Building, Pittsburg,Pa. 49-12t
Twenty Millions in Gold.
Five millions of this came from the
Nome district. Government officials
estimate the output from the Nome
district will be doubled the coming
season. The Bluestone Kougarok and
Pilgram Rivers have been found very
rich There is hardly a creek from
Port Clarence to Norton Sound in
which the precious metal is not found,
and hundreds of creeks unprospected.
A rich strike has been made on the
Yellow River, a tributary of the Kue
kokwim.
For full information regarding
routes, steamship accommodations anil
rates to all points in Alaska, address
C. N. Souther, General Agent Passen
ger Department, C. M. & St. P. R'y,
95 Adams, Street Chicago. 51-3t*
The Election Returns Show
That the Lackawanna Railroad has
been elected Americas most comfort
able Railroad. If the result of election
suited you, take a trip on the Lacka
wanna with your family; if it went the
other way, get even by taking a little
journey, and forget your troubles.
Remember Lackawanna Agents can
sell you tickets to any point i n Greater
America. Excursion rates are now in
effect to all Southern resorts, Cuba,
Florida and the Pacific Coast. If you
want to know all about your proposed
trip, call on nearest I). L. & W. R. R.
Agent, or write Fred P. Fox, Div. Pass.
Agent, Buffalo, N. Y. 37-tf
LOW rates to west and northwest.
On February 12th and on each Tues
day until April 30th, the Chicago. Mil
waukee & St. Paul Railway will sell
one-wav second-class tickets at the fol
lowing very low rates:
To Montana points, - §25.00
To Northern Pacific Coast
points, .... 30.00
To California, ... so.OO
These tickets will be good on all
trains and purchasers will have choice
of six routes and eight trains via St.
Paul and two routes and three trains
vis Missouri River each Tuesday. The
route of the famous Pioneer Limited
trains and the L T . S. Government Fast
Mail trains.
All Ticket Agents sell tickets via the
Chicago, Milwaukee <£ St. Paul Kail
way, or for further information address
John R.Pott, District Passenger Agent,
810 Park Building, Pittsburg, Pa. 51-3
Homeseekers' Excursions.
On the first and third Tuesdays of
February, March, April, May and June
the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
Railway Co. will sell Homeseekers' Ex
cursion tickets from Chicago to points
in lowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Wyoming,
Colorado, Idaho, Minnesota, South Da
kota, North Dakota, Montana, Utah,
Oregon, Washington and British Col
umbia, at rate of one fare, plus two
dollars, for the round trip, good for
twenty-one days. For full particulars
call on or address W. S. Howell, G. E.
P. A., 381 Broadway, New York, or
John R. Pott, D. P. A., 810 Park Build
ing, Pittsburg, Pa. 49-21t
ARE YOU GOING WEST?
To any point in lowa, Wisconsin,
South Dakota, Northern Michigan,
North Dakota, Minnesota, Nebraska,
Kansas, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, Wy
oming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Was
hington or California? The Chicago,
Milwaukee and St Paul railway com
pany sell settlers' tickets commencing
February 12, and every Tuesday until
April 30, 1901, at greatly reduced rates.
On the first and third Tuesday of Feb
ruary, March, April, May and June,
1901, we sell homeseekers' excursion
tickets good for twenty-one days at one
fare, plus two dollars, for the round
trip. ' For full information call on or
address W. S. Howell, general eastern
passenger agent, 381 Broadway, New
York; or John R. Pott, district passen
ger agent, 810 Park Building, Pitts
burg, Pa. , 51-3t
REDUCED RATES TO WASHINGTON.
Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Account Inaug
uration of President McKinley.
On account of the inauguration of
President McKinley on March 4th, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
sell excursion tickets from all points on
its lines to Washington at rate of one
fare for the round trip (minimum rate
50 cents.) Tickets will be sold on
March 1, 2, and 3, good to return until
March 8, inclusive. Tickets will also
be sold from Harrisburg and interme
diate stations, and from Philadelphia
and intermediate stations on March 4.
; These tickets will be good to stop off' at
Baltimoreand Philadelphia within limit
! of March 8.
61DK TRIPS.
Special side-trip tickets, limited to
March 8, will be sold from Washington
in connection with above mentioned
tickets as follows:
Old Point Comfort and return, via all
rail line, §6.00; Richmond and return,
§4.00.
Via Norfolk and Washington Steam
boat Company: Old Point Comfort or
Norfolk and return, §3.50; Virginia
Beach and return, including transfer
through Norfolk, §4 50.
From Baltimore, via Bay Line or
Chesapeake Steamship Company: Nor
folk or Old Point Comfort and return,
?3.50; Virginia Beach and return, in
cluding transfer through Norfolk, §4 50.
1871-52-2t
Ifcr Opinion of CoinplinicniH.
"No," said Miss Cayenne, "1 don't
fare for people who ocotinually pay
compliments."
"But it shows an amiable disposi
tion."
"Perhaps, but the habit reminds me
that some people are willing to pay
only what costs them nothing and what
they don't really owe."—Washington
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 21, 1901.
BOROUGH ANO TOWNSHIP ELEMTIONS,
FEB. 19, 1901.
A light vote was poled throughout
the county and little interest manifest
ed. The contest in Emporium was
confined to the question of lights
for the streets. The proposition to
bond the Borough in the sum of $7,000
to erect an electric light plant was en
dorsed by the voters by a large ma
jority, the vote in favor being 281,
against 02—a majority in favor of in
creasing the indebtedness of 219. The
only borough officer to be elected was
Auditor for three years. A. F. An
drews .carried off the plum by 21 ma
jority.
EMPORIUM.
EAST WARD.
REPUBLICAN. DEMOCRAT.
Councilman.
Geo. Metzger, Sr., 38 J. D. Marshall, 88
School Director.
F. D. Leet, 28 N. J. Bamer, 97
Justice of the Peace.
S. 8. Hacket, 87
I. M. Reynolds. 1
Auditor.
Edward White, 30 A. F. Andrews, 80
Overseer of Poor.
J. W. Kriner, 58 W. A. Strong, 7
R. J. Lloyd, 1
High Constable.
F. W. Yentzer, 118
Constable.
P. E. Lewis, 83
Assessor.
Henry Wheaton, 54 W. W. Dickinson, 89
Judge of Election.
P. P. Strayer, 53 Robt. Green, 67
Inspector of Electon.
John Fenton, 64 Philip Schweikart, 51
Increase of debt, 99
Against, 26
MIDDLE WARD.
Councilman.
Augustus Nelson, 65 Wm. McGee, 51
School Director. ,
W. H. Howard, 59 B. Egan, 61
Justice of the Peace.
S. 8. Hacket, 59
Auditor.
Edward White, 59 A. F. Andrews, 55
Overseer of Poor.
J. W. Kriner, 70
High Constable.
P. W. Yentzer, 106
Assessor.
Harry Hemphill, 67 John Glenn, 51
Judge of Election.
Don M. Larrabee, 65 W. Snyder, 53
Inspector of Election.
Fred Yonkers, 65 H. R. Kleese, 52
Increase of debt, 92
Against, 18
WEST WARD.
Councilman.
G. F. Balcom, 104
Justice of the Peace.
S. S. Hacket, 40
Auditor.
Edward White, 65 A. P. Andrews, 40
Overseer of the Poor.
J. W. Kriner, 75
High Constable.
F. W. Yentzer, 104
Assessor.
A. Chapman, 66 Gordon Baker, 43
Judge of Election,
Jos. Frendel, 74 A. H. Sliafer, 32
Inspector of Election.
S. D. Kline, 69 C. C. Ritchie, 37
Increase of debt, 90
Against, 18
SHIPPEN.
Supervisor.
A Cheesbro, 78 A. J. Ingersoll, 69
Frank Sweescy, 114 Geo. Minard, 135
School Directors.
Cameron Housler, 98
Frank Moon, 114 N. A. Ostruni, 102
Oil. Leavitt, 95 Robert Warner, 123
Auditor.
W.R.Johnston, 79 Tlios. Waddington, 111
Overseer of the Poor.
James Hobson, 116 Roy Ostruni, 82
Assessor.
John Adams, 160 Daniel Card. 37
Town Clerk.
W. W. Lewis, 118 Ray Lyons, 55
Judge of Election.
L. Wheaton, 96 N. P. Minard, 92
Inspector of Election,
D. Towner, 139 J. Skillman, 71
PORTAGE.
Supervisor.
E. D. Sizer, 19 J. H. Evans, 24
School Directors.
Otis Lucore, 13 J. H. Evans, 23
John Wygant, 16 Robt. McDowell 9
H. A.Smith, 13
Auditors.
W. A. McDowell, 2 yrs. 23
F. H. Maher, 3 yrs, 25 Wane Peterson, 23
Overseer of the Poor.
W. R. Sizer, 22 IraAyers, 9
H. W. Martindale, 14 Robt. McDowell, 7
Assessor.
W. L. Ensign, 1 Robt. McDowell, 19
Ira Ayers, 4
Town Clerk.
Marcus Lucore, 16
W. R. Sizer, 8
Judge of Election.
J. H. Evans, 20
Inspector of Election.
Adam Markett, 17 Robt. McDowell 8
Justice of the Peace.
W. R. Sizer. 15 Robt. McDowell, 12
LUMBER.
Supervisors.
Samuel Ebersole, 34 P. J. O'Rourke, 46
Ed. Stewart, 37 Frank Sterling, 36
School Directors.
A. F. Walker, 18 B. E. Smith, 42
Wm. Berry, 51
Henry Darrin, 17
Auditor.
T. M. Lewis, 46 B. E. Smith, 39
Overseer of the Poor.
C. C. Craven, 47 Alpheus Wylie, 43
Town Clerk.
Warren McConnell, 40 E. P. Brooks, 16
A ssessor.
G.W.Gentry, 42 EmmettLord, 38
Judge of Election.
Isaac Wykoff, 45 W. M. Summerson, 39
Inspector of Election.
Nye Chapman, 48 Ed. Tracey, 36
Justice of the Peace. «
Alex. Schwab, 35 Ed. E. Whiting, 49
GIBSON.
Supervisors.
O. B. Tanner, 23 Thos. Dougherty, 46
J. O. Jordan, 36 P. H. Mason, 45
School Directors.
B.J.Collins, 45 Henry Mix, 27
J. A. McMullin, 28
Henry Smith, 43
M. 8. Bnrr, 21
Constable.
•Geo. E. English, 46
Auditor.
8. W. Nyce, 31 Geo. E. Wylie, 50
Overseer of the Poor.
Wm. Kailbourn, 52 Hiraiv. Moat, 23
Town Clerk.
J. L. Farley. 40 Clarence Miller, 40
Judge of Election.
J. M. English, 47 J. D. Mason, 40
luspector of Election.
S. W. Nyce, 48 E. D. McQuay, 27
Justice of the Peace.
David Marsh, 53
J. M. English, 42
DRIFTWOOD.
Burgess.
Geo. Towers, 24 Jos. Johnston, 48
Councilmen.
L. W. Gleason, 3 yrs, 76 Frank Fox, Sr., 51
P. J. Robinson, 2 yrs, 59
J. A. Mutthersbaugh, 3 yrs, 35
W. H. Dwyer, 27
School Director.
E. L. Kimpell, 83 M.McMahan, 82
Justice of the Peace.
Walter Youthers, 88
Tax Collector.
Walter Youthers, 83
Auditor.
J. O. Brookbank, 65
Overseer of the Poor.
P. M. Hanes, 50 Frank Fox, Jr., 78
Pat Charles, 24
High Constable.
H. B. Mutthersbangh, 54 Geo. Moore, 32
Assessor.
8. D. McCool, 50
P. M. Hanes, 24
Judge of Election.
W. C. Callahan, 45
H. E. Coleman, 40
Inspector of Election.
John Buck, 62 F. M. Beckwith, 20
GROVE.
Supervisors.
Brooks Lorshbaugh, 40 Adam Logue, 35
Henry Caldwell, 37 Jacob Shaffer, 51
School Director.
R. M. Williams, 49 Wm. Miller, 34
D. B. Johnson, 35
L. G. Wykoff, 26
Auditor.
J. H. Drum, 47 J. H. Baird, 33
Overseer of the Poor.
John A. Wykoff, 55
Town Clerk.
Jos. Counsel, 28 T. W. Snyder, 51
Assessor.
E. F. Smith, 51 Frank L. Miller, 26
Judge ol Election.
M. Blodgett, 52 George W. Gore, 29
Inspector of Election.
Frank Burke, 48 John Berticld, 32
Justice of the Peace.
John A. Wykoff, 59
Justices of the Peace elected on Tues
day and who intend to qualify are
requested to notify the Prothonotary
within ten clays from this date.
Another Fire.
Last Thursday morning Geo. Baxter's
home, located near Buckwalter, was
totally destroyed by fire, including
most of the household goods, clothing,
etc. The loss is quite severe on Mr.
Baxter, who was unfortunately with
out insurance. The fire is supposed to
have been caused from sparks from the
stove pipe.
A Word About Text Books.
While the question of the vicious in
fluence of the book trust upon the mor
als of school directors is uppermost in
the State press, says the Philadelphia
Inquirer, we would like to make one
suggestion.
There are times when a change in
the text books of all schools is neces
sary and proper. Those in use become
hurtful and therefore should be retired.
New discoveries are made, a record of
which is not found therein. Now gov
ernments are formed and old ones are
dismembered; the provinces thereof
pass under the rule of other nations.
Language grows, and we all must keep
pace with the growth. The history of
China, to illustrate, will probably be
different ten years hence. For any
school board to permit in the schools
under its management, books teaching
what is not truth, would be an unpard
onable blunder.
But to admit this is not to declare
that a change of text books is necessary
almost every year as is becoming the
custom. A bad book cannot be too
quickly discarded. If it were negative
in character and influence it might be
tolerated, but being positive in its in
fluence on the young it should be tossed
into the fire the instant its inaccuracy
is discovered. Too large a portion of
all lives is spent in unlearning what
never should have been learned, what
never would have been learned had
those older that the learners attended
conscientiously to their duties.
Of course, all this means that only
the most intelligent and conscientious
men should be made soliool directors,
but as The Inquirer has argued for that
many years it does not shrink from
that conclusion now. Meanwhile, this
remains indisputable: There should
be no changes of reliable text books
until a change is demanded, not by the
men who sell books, but by such varia
tions of actual conditions as warrant
the change in the interest of truth.
ME. %
Through many, many summers
I look, as through a glass,
And see a world of showers and flowen
And laughing children pass,
And in her big blue sunbonnet
One other little lass—
A lass who watched the swallows
Skim just beyond her hand
And where the flickers fled and sped
And nests of hang birds fanned
And felt those birds were fairy folk
On wing to fairyland.
In her warm fist she carried,
Trudging o'er hills and dales,
In tiny papers laid and weighed
As if in fairy peaks
The salt that eatches bobolinks
When sprinkled on their tails.
A little lass and wistful,
Who gazed up the far sky,
And reached for fairy things and wings
In vain and wondered why;
Pour little lass, I wonder still,
Could she be really I?
—llarriet I'rescott Spofford in Collier's.
It is folly to attempt to please every
body. It matters not in which direc
tion a man faces he must of necessity
turn his back ou half the world.—Chi
cago News.
The strength of wood increases with
its density.
(Honor to Whom Honor is Due.
The railroads have been greatly abus
ed as soulless corporations that were
grinding the life blood outof the people.
The great Galveston disaster has, how
ever. rovealed the fact that the manag
ers of these corporations have hearts
which are susceptible of being touched
by the cries of distress. Their trains
were placed at the disposal of all those
engaged in relief work on the coast.
Provisions and supplies were carried
forward free of charge, committees
from every section of the State were
furnished transportation, and when the
refugees from Galveston began to pour
into Houston and it became a serious
question what was to be done with
them the railroads solved the problem
by furnishing transportation without
charge to ail who wished to leave and
to any point they wished to go. Grand
Master Anderson informs us that but
for this fact Houston would have been
overrun with people who had to be
cared for, and that suffering and dis
tress would have been largely increased
as well as the cost of meeting conditions
which would have prevailed. Bro.
Anderson desires us, through these
coiumns, to thank the different roads
for the great service rendered his com
mittee at Houston. If it were possible
we would be glad to see parallel col
umns, in one of which should appear
the acts of these railroad corporations
in a time of great calamity and distress,
and in the other the amount contribut
ed by the little two-by-four demagogues
who are always trying to array the
prejudices of the masses against any
and every kind of enterprise.—From
the Texas Odd Fellow.
Ready for New Trains.
The importance of the Philadelphia
& Erie, in connection with the Western
New York & Pennsylvania, is pro-1
nouncedly great. This line, for Buffalo
traffic, is considered first-class, and with
the improvements in contemplation
completed it will have been consider
ably strengthened as a tidewater line
from the great lakes. The Philadelphia
Record says that while the company's
officials are extremely reticent about
the matter, there appears scarcely any
doubt that the improvements contem
plated on the Philadelphia and Erie for
the coming year are but a portion of
the general scheme to make the Buffalo
line an important factor between the
lakes and the seaboard. Ever since the
acquisition of the Western New York
& Pennsylvania engineers have been at
work making surveys and gathering
data for the elimination of curves and
the reduction of grades, and for the
bringing of that line up to the Penn
sylvania standard. From the best in
formation obtainable these data have
not been sufficiently compiled to lay
before the higher officials, and until
this is done it is largely a matter of
speculation as to the extent and char
acter of the contemplated improve
ments on the Buffalo line.
With the completion of the proposed
double tracking of the Philadelphia &
Erie between Keating and McElhattan
the entire division from Sunbury to
Renovo will be double tracked and
about thirty-five miles of the Middle
division. A portion of the distance to
be double tracked was graded some
years ago; so that 011 some parts there
will be only trimming up to be done*
Beside the double-tracking of the line
between Keating and McElhattan, a
short line connecting the Susquehanna
and Clearfield branch with the Phila
delphia & Erie at Keating, will also be
constructed. The building of this line
will necessitate the erection of a new
bridge across the Sinnamahoning
creek.
Of the $500,000 set aside for improve
ments on the Philadelphia & Erie this
year a portion of the money will be used
in the reconstruction of bridges of
which there are quite a number over
the West Branch.
A NEW IDEA IN CLUBS.— "The Cur
rent Topics Clubs" is a new feature
which has just been introduced by the
great "Philadelphia Press." A large
body of experts and specialists in every
walk of life has been engaged to furnish
to the readers of"The Press," through
a current topics department, daily arti
cles of an interesting and informatory
character. These will cover every field
of activity, will be attractive alike to
the old and young and in their entirety
will form the foundation for a liberal
| education. There will be one article a
I day each week, so that every week six
important subjects will be treated.
"The Press" considers the organiza
tion of the "Current Topics Club" as
among the most important of its
achievements. It is certain to attract
great attention. The only requirement
for membership is that you shall be a
reader of the Philadelphia Daily Press.
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WVormi, Worm Fever, Worm Colic... .US
3—-Teething, Colic,Crying,Wakefulness .25
4—Diarrhea, of Children or Adults 25
7—Coughi, Colds, Bronchitis 25
B—Neuralgia, Toothache, Faceache 25
9—Headache, Sick Headache, Vertigo.. .25
10—Dynpepsia, Indigestion, Weak Stomach.2s
11—6uppre««ed or Painful Periods 25
12—Whites, Too Profuse Periods 25
13—('roup. Laryngitis, Hoarseness 25
14—Halt Ilheum, Erysipelas, Eruptions.. .25
15—Rheumatism, Rheumatic Pains 25
16—Malaria, Chills, Fever aud Ague 25
19 —Catarrh, Influenza. Cold In the Head .25
20-Whooping-coug 25
27—Kidney lliHeases 25
28—Nervous Debility 1.00
30—Urinary Weakness, Wetting Bed 25
77—Grip, Hay Fever 25
Dr. Humphreys' Manual of all Diseases at your
Druggists or Mailed Free.
Sold by druggists, or sent on receipt of price.
Humphreys' Med. Co., Cor. William & John Sts-
New York.
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It Makes Restful Sleep.
Sleeplessness almost invariably accompa
nies constipation and its manifold attendant,
evils—nervous disorders, Indigestion, head
ache, loss of appetite, etc. To attempt to in
duce sleep by opiates is a serious mistake, for
the brain isonly benumbed and the body suf
fers. Celery King removes the cause of wake
fulness by Its soothing effect on the nerves
aud on the stomach and bowels.
Celery King cures Constipation and Nerve,
Stomach, Liver aud Kidney diseases. 3
Sol,d by R. 0. Dodson,Emporium, Pa.
■ Men Suffering
from loss of nervous force often owe
their condition to youthful ignorance—
that fearful enemy to health.
It is the business of science to repair
the damage caused by the thoughtless
practices of youth.
, i Nervous Debility never gets well of
itself. Its victims drag through a
miserable existence, weak, listless,
despondent.
literally feed the hungry nerves, giving
them the precise ingredients de
manded by nature. This wonderful
remedy cures Nervous Debility, stops
I all drains, replaces wasted tissues,
sends rich, warm life blood tingling
through every part, making every or
gan act and causiug you to glow with
health.
SI.OO per box; 6 boxes (with guaran- ■
tee to cure), 85.00. Book free. PEAL, JA
MBOICXNB CO., Cleveland, Ohio. E
For sale by Tt.C. Dodson, Emporium, Pa 51
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