MISDIRECTED LETTERS. tloxt of Thriii PnjMt Through the 111\ 11 >■« of the **llllnil Reader" of the Dead Letter Oilier. Among the hundreds of women in the government office in Washington come stand preeminent in their line of work. Mrs. I'atti Lyle Collins, the expert at the dead letter office, is perhaps the best all-around woman in office. In the first place nature gave her a brave equipment, add to this a liberal education, great linguistic ability, wide knowledge and years of experience, and you have before you the little southern woman who is called the "blind reader" of the dead letter office. This is because there is nothing writ ten so blindly, but she is able to de cipher it. The mail matter which finds its way to the dead letter office is of several kinds, but the only kind that comes m \ MRS. I'ATTI LYLE COLLINS. (Expert at the Dead Letter Office at Wash ington, D. C.) into Mrs. Collins' hands is that which comes under the general head of "mis directed." This means letters which are wrongly addressed or those which bear an illegi ble direction. It is curious to note that there were received during last year 20,008 letters which bore no address whatever. The general appearance of these envelopes, as well as the nature of the contents, indicates, that by far the greater por tion of these errors of omission were not made by casual and infrequent users of the mails, but were the result of haste and want of deliberation by persons more or less completely ab sorbed in business. Money orders, checks and bank notes are frequently mailed without the sender's name and address within, and in an envelope with 110 address what ever. After making every effort to dis cover the owners of these, the United States treasury finds itself the richer annually b\ £511.000 from this source. Letters bearing imperfect directions come directly to Mrs. Collins, who has become so expert in her work that there is seldom anything too "blind" for her to read. When it is remembered how many foreigners who are totally unaccustomed to the language write in it, and how many illiterate who are able to do little more than to make their mark, use the mails, one is not surprised at the great number of let ter- which come into this department. But these are not the worst people Mrs. Collins has to deal with. Tin writer of the ultra fashionable hand gives her. as a rule, more trouble than the iliiti rate or the foreigner.—St. Loui- Kepublic. I.esMon in l*ol 11 ii-n I Keoiioni > . Those good folks who are so prone to grumble and croak over women's ex travagance in dress and the deplorable waste of money spent on costly mate rials and beautiful costumes will, it is to be hoped, see matters in a slightly different light through the medium of Miss Hamilton's will. This lady was a well-known dressmaker of England, and dealt with the kind of materials and dresses which these foolish persons call extravagance. Yet at her death the other day five hospitals benefited to the extent of SL'OO,OOO. It is a liftle curious to think that this munificent bequest was made out of the proceeds of wom en's so-called extravagance in dress, and as a practical lesson in political economy it certainly deserves atten tion. \t li t llic lied Wax RoiiKh. Archbishop Temple, of Lngland, on one occasion stayed all night at the residence of a clergyman whose wife was absent. On leaving, the host po litely expressed the hope that when next his lordship honored the house Mrs. Temple would accompany him. "No, thanks." said the archbishop, shortly. "Mrs. Temple doesn't like to rough it." The clergyman's feelings were deeply hurt and lie complained to his wife 011 her return. "Surely, you didn't [nit the bishop in the pink bed room'."' she cried. The clergyman ad mitted that lie did. "Oh, then, that's it! I put all the silver in the bed. -\ o wonder he called it rough!" To strain the Face, l'lace a large wash bowl filled with boiling water 011 a low stand, put a large towl over the head so that none of the steam may escape. Steam the face and neck thus for 15 minutes, and with the fingers pinch and press everv part until it is as red as a lobster. Bathe tln» fa<e in very hot water and remain in a warm room for at least an hour. It is a good thing to take a nap. On rising bathe the face gently with cold water to prevent taking cold when go out. SAVED FROM SUTTEE. Hon a Hindoo Woman, Sow In Amer ica, KNCIIIM'II from II Horrible llriithni Sacrifice. Mrs. Eamee Lnlros, a woman between 50 and 55, arrived in Chicago recently from India, via Yokohama and San Francisco, with her husband. Mrs. I.alros' husband is a Eurasian from Lahore, and a Christian, but the wom an is a stanch Hindoo who refuses to be converted, and has brought with her from her native Benares a copper statuette of the goddess Shiva, which she worships at leisure, while her hus band may be attending services in the nearest Episcopal church. They tol erate each other and live happily to gether with their three beautiful daughters, two of whom are of their father's creed, while the third, the youngest, is a devout worshiper of Shiva and (laneesha. Mrs. Lalros has a history that is most interesting, for she was about to be come a victim to the terrible suttee of her caste when rescued by the man who afterward became her husband. As is the custom in India, Ramee Khud, while still a toddling child, was affianced to the son of a friend and neighbor. At the age of 11, just on the eve of the children's marriage, the youth of 13 who was to be the bridegroom died, and. according to the irrevocable laws of her caste, she was doomed to be burned on the funeral pyre on the banks of the sacred river Jumna, over from the city of Benares. As Lalros had much to do with what followed, it is just as well as he should tell the story: "It was a little before the Sepoy mutiny of 1x57. and I.the son of it Euro pean father, was guiding a detachment of the First liengal cavalry through the jungles to Uenares. While concealed in the bush waiting for sunrise we saw the dead youth carried down to the wa ter's edge on a bamboo stretcher, and, judging from the sort of crowd that had assembled, we were about to wit ness a suttee. The body was covered over with a green silk robe—for he was a high-class Brahmin—and placed on a pile of resinous sandal-wood logs. Then the cloth was removed, the bier placed on the pyre, with the feet to ward the Jumna, six logs were laid on the body, and all was ready for the widow. "Led by a relative, Kamee walked slowly down the bank to play her tragic part in the ceremony, covered with a flowing robe of white. A Hrah. min priest stood at the head of the body—the scene is before 1110 now as if it were but yesterday—and he di rected the proceedings in the coolest manner possible. Taking the rod pre sented her by the Brahmin in her right hand Kamee walked three times round A Qcii <'•' H^ SETT ING FIRE TO TtIE PILK. the bier and waved it over her head, The Brahmin next handed her a torch, which, though to all appearance not lighted, contained a spark of lire with in. Very soon the waving of the torch caught a current and ignited. I could not the girl's face all this time, but 112 could see that her form shook lilif an aspen leaf. "The Brjhmin now, amid profound silence, Inning ordered her to apply the torch, namee advanced toward the pile with tottering steps, and in a mo ment the pile was ablaze. Now came Kamee's lime to sacrifice herself, to perish then and there in the fierce flames that were already stretching out their tongues toward her flimsy robe. "She hesitated, she trembled, and by command of the priest, two men were about to throw her on the blazing pyre, when the officer commanding the de tachment, a young man with a soft heart, ordered his men to charge. They obeyed the order with alacrity, and not a moment too soon, dispersing the sut tee party, which fled to its boats, leav ing Kamee fainting on the river banks. In taking this step the officer really disobeyed orders. Fortunately we found what we had come for. We saw that the rebels were fortifying lien ares. As for Kamee, the colonel's wife took her under her protection, and after the mutiny was suppressed, she became my wife." Chicago Inter Ocean. flood Tax to In nur. Wear as few bands as possible at or near the waist, and in all cases wear them as far below the waist line as pos sible with comfort. Make drawers with as little fullness at the top as possible, and always make them on a carefully fitted yoke, says Woman's World. If you wear a chemise or corset cover have it fit smoothly, and use no .«ort of frilly trimmings that will show their im print through a closely fitted bodice. Make them as. elaborate as you please, but let all trimmings be flat, using lace rather than embroidery. If you wear a short under-petticoat of flannel or other material, make with a fitted yoke that drops well over the hips and abdomen, keeping all fullness both at top and bottom —at the back. The top petticoat should be lifted with the same precision as the skirt to your very best gown, and should always be worn well below the waist in front and on the hips. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, MAY 4, 1899 KIDNEYJIISEASE Caused by Internal Catarrh, Promptly Cured by Pe-ru-na. Hon. J. H. Caldwell, a prominent member of the Louisiana State Legisla ture, says the following in regard tol'e ru-na for catarrh: j Caldwell. "I have used Pe-ru-na for a number of years with the vjery best results for catarrhal diseases. I shall never be I without it. I never fail to recommend I it when an opportunity presents itself." —J. H. Caldwell, Robeline, La. Gilbert Hofer, Grays, Ky., says in a \ letter dated March 7tli, 1694: "I have ! used four bottles of Pe-ru-na and I am 1 well of my catarrh, and it cured my ; Bright's disease. I had been troubled ; for two years. I weigh twenty pounds j more than 1 did before I was taken sick, i I shall never be without Pe-ru-na." Send for free catarrh book. Address Dr. Ilartman, Columbus, O. .Uutrimoulul « ol<l Baler. She —Do you remember how you •aid before we were married that you were afraid you never couid be worthy of me? He—Yes. "And do you still think so?" "Oh, I'm kept so busy earning a liv ing for tlie l'aimily now that 1 don't thave time to think of it one way or •the other." She had intended to lead up gradu ally to the subject of Mister hats, but decided at the last moment to wait un i til some more favorable opportunity.— Chicago Evening News. Cheap Excursions, I.SOO. Annual M.eting General Assembly Cum berland Presbyterian Church ut. Denver, Col., May 18 to 26. Aniiu.il Meeting General Assembly Presby terian i 'hurch at Minneapolis, Minn., May IS to .June 1. National Baptist Anniversaries at San Francisco, C'al., May 20 to 20. i National Educational Association at Los An fides, Lai., July 11 to 14. r'or all tliew meetings cheap excursion rates have been made and delegates and others interested should bear in mind that the best iflute to each convention city i* via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul ll'y ar.d its connections. Choice of routes is of fered those going to the meetings on t he Pa cific Coast of going via Omaha or Kansas | City am! returning by St. Paid and Minne apolfa. The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul ! K'y has the short line between Chicago and Omaha, arid the best line between Clii'ago, St. Paul and Minneapolis, the route of the Pioneer Limited, the only perfect train in the world. All coupon ticket neents sell tickets via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul K'y. For time tables and information as to rates and routes address Geo. 11. Ileafiord, Gen eral Passenger Agent, Chicago, 111. The century plant is a case of age before beauty.—Golden Days. Lnnc'N Fumily Medicine, Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head ache. Price 25 and OUc. It is safe to stispeot a man who talks too much about his fairness.—Atchison Globe. Often it is easier to listen to a story we have heard than t<"> take the risk of being Ibid a longer one. — W ashington (.la.J Demo crat. Many Like Him.—"What kind of a tenant is he? ' asked the prospective landlord. "Well," replied the landlord who knew him of old, "if the house is a new one, he -will lie all right for th« lirst year, but the nest he will want it entirely rebuilt." Chicago Evening Post. .Tack—"l hear you saved the life of a woman who lived »n the building that burned up yesterday at midnight." Alack— "Yes; I kept her out till two a. m."—Town Topics. "There goes a man who pays taxes on every dollar's worth of property that he owns, and ha never complains about it, either." "Excuse me for a few minutes, please." "Where are you goin« in such a hurry?" "I have a gold brick that I want to dispose of.and if you have spoken truly concerning that fellow across the street 1 think I may have found a purchaser."— Chicago Daaly News. Weak Advice.—"Aim high," cried the clericaJ visitor, as he endeavored to rouse the moral ambition of the bright-faced Sun day school lads and lassies before him. "Aim high!" "Nob much," interrupted a small boy on the front bench; "that's what th' Spaniards did, and see what happened to them!" —Cleveland i'lain Dealer. So Different.—An old Scotchwoman was walking to church with her family. The Auld Kirk minister rode past at a tremen dous rate, and the old lady said to her chil dren.: "Sicean a wey to be ridin', and this the Sawbath day. Aweel, aweef, a gude man is marcifu' to his beast!" Shortly aft erwards her own minister rode past just as furiously, and the worthy old wifie cried: "Ah, there he goe»! The Lord bless him, puir man! His heart's in his wark, an' he's Mger to be at it."—People's Friend. Alabastlne, the only durable wall coat- | Alabastlne can be used over paint or | Every church and schoolhouse should be ! Alabastlne packnpes have full dlreo ln«, takes the place of scaling kalsomlnes, t paper; paint or paper can be used over j coated only with Alabastlne. Hundreds tlons. Anyone can brush It on. Ask paint wall paper and paint for walls. It can be j Alabastlne. Huy only in five pound pack- jof tons used yearly for this work Genu- I dealer for tint card. "Alabastlne Era" used on plaster, brick, wood or canvas. 1 ages, properly labeled; take no substitute. I tn« Alabastlne does not rub and scale oft. i free. Alabastlne Co., Gramd Rapids, ARE GREATLY PLEASED WITH WESTERN CANADA. W. It. # Milburn, John ITolmes, M. R. Dagger, E. L. Stetson, of Buena Vista County, lowa, report as follows of the Canadian North-West as to its situa bility for farming, and the advantages it offers to the agricultural immigrant from the United States: "We carne here solely to look up improved farms and, if suitable, to select such as pleased us best. We have not visited the home stead districts at all, though we believe them to be very inviting. Our inquiries have been confined solely to the district around llartney, Deloraine and towards the Souris River in Manitoba. Our im pressions of all that region are in every way satisfactory, and we have decided togo ba*'k to lowa at once, and, having disposed of our several interests there, to return to Manitoba in the month of March next, and, effecting our purchase of improved farms, which we find we can do at reasonable rates, immediately begin farming. We are greatly pleased with all that we have seen in that part of Western Canada. The soil we find to be more than e<<}ual to that of our own country for wheat-growing, and the other conditions of climate, schools, markets, etc., are all that we could wish for. "To show what an energetic man can do we may mention that we found one such at llartney who had rented a farm on shares, receiving two-thirds of the returns as his share of the crop. When he came to sell his own produce he found that his two-thirds, when con verted into cash, was enough to buy the farm he rented out and out, which he accordingly did, and is now its owner. It is our intention to induce as many of our friends as possible, who are prac tical farmers, to remove from lowa to this country, where we believe there is a better future for the industrious man than is now to be found anywhere on this continent. We are well known in our part of the State of lowa, and we invite correspondence from its resi dents in all parts with regard to this region of Western Canada which we have visited, and to which we intend to return." AN ORDINARY OLD COIN. Oat It Served to llrintr Out the Fall ings of Weak Humanity, "Say!" said the street car conductor to a mild-mannered man who was deeply en grossed in his newspaper. "Say, young fel- Jer, I don't want this quarter. 1 can't use it." The mild-mannered man continued t<*> hold out his hand for bis change, but paid no other attention to Hie conductor. "See here!" yelled t'he conductor, getting red in the face, "you can't pass no quarter like that on me. It's slick. 1 can't take it lor more than 20 cents." The mild man looked up and said: "I'm ' sorry, because you gave ine that very quar ter yourself last night, and I've been laying j for you since. Well, give it here." He took the quarter and gave the conductor a nickel. As he took the quarter from the conductor he suddenly dropped his newspaper and gave'a chuckle. "Well, well!" he exclaimed; "here's luck. , Bless ine it that isn't an 1532 quarter with ; 11 stars and an arrow. It's worth 82." He slipped it into his pocket with evidence of much satisfaction. A hungry-eyed man in the corner, who had overheard the conversation, jumped up and said to the conductor: "Isn't that the very quarter I gave you yesterday morning? 1 missed that quarter. It was a pocketpiece and a valuable coin. 1 remember now that 1 gave it to you. 1 de mand it!" he said, looking fiercely at the mild man. "If you are a gentleman you will give it to me." ' "It isn't yours. You never gave it to me. My wile gave me the coin by mistake; it's part of a collection that's been in the fam ily since 1827!" yelled the conductor. "1 tell you it's mine," said the hungry-eyed man. Thus they wrangled and quarreled all the way downtown. "No," said the mild man to a neighbor, as he stepped from the car. "It's only a plain, ordinary old shiny quarter that I've been trying to pass off for a week. We were all lyinu;. It's worth about 22 cents." —Chicago Inter Ocean. Two Valued Opinions. A prominent western railway man, in speaking of the passenger service of the New York Central, says:"lt begins right, ends riiilit, and is right in the middle." An officer of one of the transpacific steam ship lines says: "There is no train service in the world comparable with that of the New York Centrals Lake Shore Limited." The best is the cheapest, and the best is always best. The New York Central stands at the head of the passenger lines of this country and has fairly earned the title of "America's Greatest Railroad."— buffalo Commercial, February 14, 1899. Knox—"Miss Blythe has gone over to the vast majority." Wheeler —"You don't mean to say she has bought a wheel?" —Town Topics. Aik l'oiir Dealer for Allen's Foot-Cave, A nowder to shake into your shoes. It rests the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sure, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and In growing Nails. Allen's Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, i!sc. Sample mailed KKEE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Proof of It. "So you think there really is something j in hereditv, after all?" "1 do. Voung Mundsley, who is trying to get up a north pole expedition, is the son of a woman who used to be an inveterate house hunter, not because she could have used a house if she had found one, but for the mere love of the thing."—Chicago Even ing News. Confrliinß l.cada to Coninmpllon. Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at once. Goto your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Large bottles 25 and 50 cents. Go at once; delays are dangerous. Father—"Tommy, stop pulling that cat's tail." Tommy—"l'm only holding the tail; the oat's pulling it."—London Tit-Bits. I can recommend Piso's Cure for Con sumption to sufferers from Asthma. —E. D. Townseud. Ft. Howard, Wis., May 4, '94. The newly-organized coffin trust is doomed to failure. The members will be siiFe to run things into the ground.—Town Topics. THOUSANDS HAVE KIDNEY TROUBLE AND DON] KNOW IT Swamp-Root, Th: Great Kidney Restorative and Healer. ITS MARVELOUS SUCCESS IN ALL KIDNEY, BLADDER AND URIC ACID TROUBLES, To Prove for Yourself the Wonderful Merits of This Great Discovery, You may Have a Sample Bottle Sent Absolutely Free By Mail. "What jour kidneys need is a gentle, liealiupr, tonic influence, tliat will soothe their irritability anil gently regulate tlieni. The only thing that will do this is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the ideal Kidney Restorative. It used to be considered that only urinary troubles were to ba traced to the kidneys, but now modern science proves that near ly all constitutional diseases have their beginning in the disordc* of these useful organs. What more natural ? The Kidneys filter and purify the blood. When they don't your whole body ■ must suffer. If you are sick, doctor your kidneys,! because as soon as they are well they will help all the other organs to health. The mild and extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy, is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful j cures of the most distressing cases and is sold by druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar bottles. Make a note of the name, SWAMP-ROOT, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. You may have a sample bottle of this famous kidney remedy sent free by mail, postpaid, by which you may test [ its virtues for such disorders as kidney, ! bladder and uric acid diseases, and uri- j nary troubles, obliged to pass water frequently night and day, smarting or irritation in passing, brickdust. or sedi ment in the urine, constant headache, backache, lame back, dizziness, sleep lessness, indigestion, nervousness, skin trouble, anaemia, Bright's disease, neu ralgia, rheumatism, bloating, irrita- i "DON'T BORROW TROUBLE." BUY 1 TiS CHEAPER IN THE END. s SiIKIMIMIftiiMIMIMISIWIMIWIWIMIWIMIMIMItmMIMiaiIMIMItIIWIWIMIMIWIWIMIMIMIMIMIMiaiIWIWIMIMIMItnStM Ui!V! r ¥'<mi«l«H' DEALERS PI §1 Pi E©> should carry a complete H jfi jJ B . "fJjy line of ■ ■ ■■■ <■ _ ... , _ "Jlf wife had iilroplFi on brr fa tp, bul Q P ase l..! ® he be,!n taking CASCAKKTS antl they o r o,uill b ° hoot Ball have all disappeared. 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The great discovery, Swamp-Root, has been tested in so many ways, ia hospital work, in private practice, among the helpless too poor to pur chase relief, and has proved so suc cessful in every case, that a special arrangement has been made by which all the readers of this paper who hav« not already tried it, may have a samplo bottle sent absolutely free by mail. Also a book telling-more about Swamp- Root and containing some of th» thousands upon thousands of testimoni j al letters received from men and wom en who owe their good health, in fact, | their very lives, to the wonderful cura tive properties of Swamp-Root. Be surt | and mention this paper when sending | your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bicg jhamton, N. Y. 7
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