THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA.
SAID BY THE BA11BEH
THIS is the season when it behoove
young men and other to tarry in Jer
icho until their beards be grown.
Everybody knows how cordially the ob
ttrux tionist who gets a shave, shampoo
nd haircut on Saturday night when the
line of "Next" in long drawn out is hated
by the philanthropic who take sdvnntafre
of such time to get merely A light shave.
Another species of nuisance now prefmptJi
the barber chair in the person of theindi
Tidual who wishes to have his whiskers
"staked out." Although the eskimos nnd
the Laplanders have no whiskers to shield
them from the wintir's blast, ninny men in
hibiting ones where the climate is less
rigorous consider it A safeguard to grow
beards during the winter. These men nre
HOW in large and active evidence, their face
resembling the upholstery of haircloth fur
niture that has experienced hnrd service.
This is the time when their friends do not
know them and their families bear the brunt
of suffering.
A barber seldom resent being inter
viewed, for us a class barbers are not potori'
us for reticence. A burlier will willingly
furnish advice in family mattcTs and legal
affairs, will discuss the influence of trusts,
the advancement of science, theological dog
mas or ward politics with a freedom that
metaphorically floors, the helpless victim
pinioned in his chair and quivering under
the fire of question and the scrape of
sharpened steel. As a beginning in a imr-
bershop you have certain literature thrust
into jour hands. It is freely illustrated
With anatomical studies of the most rtvolu
tionary kind. Then yon are pulled back in
the i hair until it in evident that you are
thoroughly uncomfortable. There is a
choking sensation at the throat as the ton
orial artist pushes a rough towel into your
shirt to make a water-tight joint at the
neck. I hen you get rubbed and lathered
ami lathered and rubbed until the epidermis
almost slips its moorings, and you wonder
why all the barbers are not given osteopathy
diplomas. Dining this turn? you have been
showered with a column of questions; set
in solid nonpareil, that you are powerless to
answer. Next conies the swish of a razor
that may lilt out hair Indian fashion, ac
companied by the query: "Docs it cut all
right?" You may blixti like Hozzuris, but
you are bound to c.ose your eyes, silently
nod assent and reserve your verbal "kick."
"Wi.!!," linid a local barber to a stalwart,
stubbily-bearded patient whose head had
just lost its hair by reason of a cyclone clip
per, "don't you want those staked out for
the winter?"
The loss of hair revealed a white steak
vividly contrasting with a coat of tan above
the collar line, and the barber regretfully
called attention to it, suggesting the advisa
bility of allowing the beard to cover as
much of the face as possible. A man does
not look his bent with a closs-cropped head
and a growth of alfalfa-like whiskers, but
as ib lies ih the power of a barber to make
a man look like a monkey or a demigod, it U
best to let him have his way without argu
ing the question.
"How do you want it staked like a tenor
or like a prince?"
"Well," responded he of the lost hair,
"how the mischief am I to know?"
"Kasy," responded theshaper-up of heads.
"Just look 'em over."
He thrust into the apron-covered hands
of the visitor the inner cover of a periodical
illuminated in high colors with faces and
heads of notables showing whisker-growing
and hair-parting in variety. "They are
published every spring and fall," explained
the barber, "like any other fashion-plates.
You don't suppose we cut hair any old way,
regardless of style, do you?" asked the bar
ber, with a superior sort of grin.
"I supposed you sized up a man," replied
the customer, "and made your alterations
accordingly. In other words, you broadened
out a hatchet-faced man and made a dish
faced party look reasonably symmetrical
sort of on the square."
"I guess you want those whiskers of
yours set out in Dick Croker fashion," said
the man with the razor, as he pointed to
the face of the Tammany leader, "the
David $. Hill 'sideburns' are fine for a man
with a high forehead, I must say," contin
ued he, reflectively, as he gazed at the sage
of Wolfort's lloost.
"Do your customers come and request to
have their hair cut and their Wards
trimmed after the fashion of certain celeb
rities?" queried the man in the chair.
"Certainly, that's why we must keep post
ed. What would be the use of barber
schools? Any horse clipper can cut hair. If
you want to keep up to date you must study
not only hats and collars, but facial fix
tures and. hair arrangements. You don't
want a customer to look like a criminal if
you can make him appear like a statesman.
Why, Mayor Harrison is as proud of his
Hair as he used to be of his bicycle. We are
having calls for the 'man of destiny cut' ever
rince he gave out the cue last week.
"We once had a lot of demand for the Alt
geld clip, but that was when he was gov
ernor. The Tanner style means trouble if
lhe parly has not gut long hair; his hair
:uris like Sandoiv's. The baldheaded men
take to Chauncey Depew's style of whin
ters; some folks call 'em surgeons' sponges,
ifld young doctors like 'em immensely; the
lew doctors always start practicing with
fhiikcrs, you know. Lots of new preach
rs thinks it gives them weight to have
-Talmadg.s.'
"If yen i mk about you you will see a lot
if smooth faced fellows wearing their hair
a a sort of ml! over the collar. They are
.ryiug to gtt mistaken for lirynn in the
ush; nnd s'.mc- of the young huskies order
w close crop with little front curls and a
Iroppinij mustache just because Hoosevelt
Ookii that way whi n he gets excited,
.'here's a call for character in the work of
he barber simp; I can tell you there is a
it of make-up and plenty of acting done oil
he staue by piople who try to look like
hose ou the grand stand."
"Did Emperor Wil. lam's mustache ever
ive you any trouiju ?" inquired the man
i the chair.
"I should say yes," responded the bar
er, with vehtinenee. "William the Sud
in gave us plenty of trouble for a Rood
ng ne.iwu, nnd 1 was giad to rrai the ca
ifgram that he had changed the style of
xiug his miKai he that I have been prepar
ig a vote of thanks to ;:it passed in the Na
onal Association of Jlarhers. Wlun llirr
)ohme, better known as the huUind of
Jme. Ngrdica, came to America, he brought
',a fashion, a i x I he hud ti lot of leisure time
promote it. The resu t was that every
lung leuur, many lit old (ierinan nawi
.ans and a l..t of players fed in line
ith this mtr-iaelie inovniieiit and kept us
iy trying to m.-.k .parse, scanty raw ma
rial tal: a u royiii ui'd tropical turn. Young
uen with eyebrow uiowtli on the upper lip
vould dcniuud the kaiser style, and we had
ot of wgrk to make the ten, twenty und
.hirty groups si and out like a scrubbing
brush with a fierce finih.
"Next!" drawled the barber, as he shook
alot.ef hair on the patron's coat in order to
giv the Irtish boy a chuuee to earn a tip.
Chicago Dally Hccprd. ,
THE BENGAL LANCERS.
i r
All KfiRlnnd la from! of the llrsvery
nisplns-Fd by Them on the
March to Peking.
The mngnlflcent performance of the
llcngnl lancers, on the march of the
Hilled forces to Peking1, onco more
draws attention to the splendid sol-
, fliers of which England's, Indian
I forces are composed. Ever since Lndy
. Dutler painted her famous picture,
Tent-pegging, the Itrngnl lancers, have
appealed to the mind of the liritish
Jiublie as one of the finest regiments
of cavalry In the world. There is lit-
! tie doubt that for erfeet discipline
! and for supreme courage they have
lew equals in the world.
Hut, says London Uluck and White,
Although less known to the majority
A BENGAL LANCER.
(Copied from an Original Sketch by Rene
Hull.)
of ftt.iy-nt-home Britons, the other
components of our native army are
none the less deserving of our ad
miration. Most of Ibcm, like the Af
ridi nnd Sikhs in the northwest nnd
the Gurkhas in the northeast, were
originally our enemies, and It is the
mutual respect born of' many a hard
tussle that has led to the excellent
relations subsisting between these
forces and Tommy Atkins. The
Gourkhns were the first race in India
to check the victorious advance of the
British arms. It wits in St4 that we
first made their acquaintance and
learnt what manner of people we
had to deal with. During the attnek
on Knlnngii in that year, the garri
son, which consisted of 600 Gourkhns,
repeatedly repulsed the assaults of
an entire British division, killing Oen.
Gillespie, aud putting 31 other officers
and 750 men out of action. When a
two days' bombardment ultimately
led them to aluindon the post, the
survivors. 90 In number, cut their
through our troops, nnd made good
their escape, after having retarded
ft whole division for a month. Dur
ing the same siege a Gourkha came
out throngh the fire of our batteries
waving nts hand. The fire was
stopped, and then it transnired Hint.
he had had his lower jaw shattered,
and had come out to have It dressed
by bis enemy. His wound wns at
once attended to, and as soon a it
was dressed and bound up, he prompt
ly asked and, needless to say, ob
tainedpermission to return "to his
own people, and fight against us again.
In the eases of both classes of hill
tribes, both the Gourkhns and the
latest addition to our native army,
the Afridi, fighting is a natural in
stinct. They fight a the Britisher
takes part in field sports it. is as
much a part of their very being, and
is undertaken in lust the same himnv.
i-t-,f
go-lucky, dare-devil spirit.
EDWARD ASAHEL BIRGE.
Acting President of the I'nlverslt-
of Wisconsin Is a Scholar of
National Reputation.
Dr. Edward Asnhel Birge, who will
fill the place of Dr. Churles Kendall
Adams as president of the University
of Wisconsin while Dr. Adams is re
covering his health abrond, has been
an honored member of the faculty for
DR. EDWARD A. J3IRGE.
(Ad Interim President of the University of
w isconsin.j
25 years. He came to Madison in 1S7S
ns instructor in nnturnl his.tnrv. und
one year later he was made professor
or zooloL'v. In 1SU1 lie was elected
(leu n of the college of letters and
science. Dr. Birge is not omy a scien
tist of eminent reputation, but Is like
wise an authority Of interniitlonnl
note In his line. After his graduation
in 1K73 from Williams college he spent
two years in Hurvard and received
from that university his degree of doc
tor of philosophy. Enter lie went
n'irond for a course in histology nt the
University of Leipslu. In IStiVhe wn.-i
made honorary doctor of science by
the Western university of 1'enmyi
vania. He Is 40 years old.
Densely I'opulntett Root.
The most densely populated spot In
the United States Is a block of ton
enient houses In New York bounded
by Sixty-first nnd Sixty-second streets
and Tenth and Eleventh avenues. In
this block, the oensua showed, live
3,087 persons, most of them uegroe3.
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THE ENGLISH VOLUNTEERS.
riahtlna; Valne of the Clttaen-Snliller
Proved tr the War Wnged
In Bonth Africa.
A recent number of Cnsscll's Maga
zine contains an illustrated article
In a series upon "The fational De
fense," dcnling specially with th vol
unteers. The author says: Anxlrtu
to glean a few interesting facts about
the volunteer force from someone
Whose statements nnd opinions were
those of nn expert, I hied me to the
house of n friend of mine who had for
years been in command of one of tho
most famous of volunteer regiments.
He was, as I expected, only too pleased
to talk upon his pet subject, for the
improving of the volunteer force has
been the study of his lifetime. "You
see," he began, in answer to a prelim
inary query of mine relative to the
fighting value of the citizen soldier.
"the Transvaal war has answered your
first question. The city Imperial vol
unteers have given a splenoid account
of themselves. They represent, un
doubtedly, the pick of our fighting
mntcrial which remained over from
the regular army. Scarcely a man
amongst them had smelt powder;
probably very few had been out of
England before in their lives. And
Jet a war breaks out fi.onn miles away
nnd you find men tumbling over each
other in tneir eagerness to get to tho
front! That shows the national love
lf soldiering. You could never ob
tain such results oy conscription.
There la not another nation in the
world in which yoti can find a qunrtcr
of n million privnte citizens following
the military profession in their leis
ure hours for the sheer love of the
thing. Judging by past results, nnd
taking into consideration the increase
In the population during the past few
years, I should say that fully 700,ono
men would come forward if there were
any real danger of invasion and the
country called for vo.unteers."
EOUGIIT TIER OWN RING.
Yon nit Voninn Got nn RnKnsainent
Circlet That Certainly Ouuht
to Have Suited Her.
It occasionally happens that the
ring a girl receives as an engagement
token is far from suitable to her ideas
of what such a thing should be. One
young wojnan, however, will have no
one to blame but herself if the ring
she wears is not satisfactory, for she
bought it herself. Her fiance lived in
a small southern town, where there
is rTot the wide variety of diamond
rings from which to select that one
finds in a city; therefore, it was de
cided that when the young woman
came north she should choose her
own ring.
And she did. She brought with her
ft goodly sum of money her fiance's
money, of course and when she
reached Chicago she repaired in haste
to one of the biir shons nnd with
much care selected a solitaire that
suited her. snys the Chicago Chron
icle. Xone of the clerks guessed, of
course, that the girl with the flushed
cheeks was buying the circlet that
was to seal her engagement, but
she was and she paid for It in a business-like
way, secured a receipt and
left the shop smiling, and probably
better satisfied with the bit of jewelry
than she would have been if her af
fianced had bought it himself.
A CURIOUS MINERAL.
Conxlderaltle Attention Attrncted to
Moldavlte Anions OeolosUli of
Austria and Ilokemla.
A curious mineral called moldavite.or
bouteillcnstcin.has attracted consider
able attention among the geologists
In Austria and Bohemin. The mineral
is in glassy ovals from an inch to an
inch and a half long, and is character
ized by various markings, which look
somewhnt like finger impressions,
while others form a network of fur
rows, which seem in part a rough,
radial arrangement.
They have bepn regarded by some
authors as relics of prehistoric glass
manufacture, but this view does not
appear to have been sustained, accord
ing to the Scientific American. Dr.
Suess, the Austrian geologist, finds
resemblances between them nnd me
teorites, and the general disposition
of students seems to be to regard
them as of extra-terrestrial origin.
Resemblances have been pointed out
between them and tho obsidian vol
canic Immbs found In Australia. In
Bohemia the moldavites occur In
sandy deposits, which are assigned to
the lute tertiary or early diluvial pe
riod. Money Lett by Tourists.
Chief among the assets of Italian hotel-keepers,
merchants and railroads
is tUe money left with them annually
by tourists. They w ill aggregate about
$75,(100,000, and the individuals named
have just taken steps to cultivate the
traveling foreigner with the view of
pneournging him to spend stKl more,
A congress has been held In Rome un
der the leadership of Sig. Dl Ferrari,
a former member of the cabinet, who
In his address to the delegates aaid:
"We propose to organize nil the forces
Cf Italy which relate to the cultivation
of this Industry."
Kfit Yopks-ki.k Sii.'ono and you will
ward olf ciiils, -ne.innh, feveisnnd othe.
disci. Sf. Yon in e l to have pure, rich blnud
ami good d yes! ion. Hood's Sa sapaiilla
make the I loo 1 rich and pure as no other
we'licinu can ln. It to ics the st jinnch,
metes nn appetite and invigorates t!ie whole
sysiem. You will le wise to begin taking it
now, for it will keep you snong and well.
Hoou's pills nre non-irritating. Price 25c.
Some girls marry for money, 1 ut, 'or thut
mntter, every clergjnvin djes the saire
thing when he peifuims a ceremcn.
Not 1's to Ills Promise.
"John," she said, sorrowfully, "you
promised me when I said 1 would be
your wife that yoti would embrace re
ligion for my sake that you would be
a pillar of the churoh."
"Well," he asked, "haven't I been
going regularly?"
"Yes," she sighed, "but t couldn't
help thinking nn I watched you Sun
flay while the preacher was deliver
'lig his sermon that Instead of being
it pillar in the church you would have
been more comfortable if you could
have had a pillow In it." Chicago
Times-Herald, I
Perfect.
"I Wish T werp nearer perfect Ion," I said,
As I sat on the sofa with her; i
the lnmp threw a halo of gold o'er her 1
hcml, I
Her brVath was like orris and myrrh.
That's easy," she said, with a smile In her
eye,
A trlrk she hnd ftnthereil from Venus;
And Uien, with a Immh and a fluttering
BlKh,
She cHst out the pillow between us.
-Puck. ;
HEKDKI) KM'OI'lt AliK MUST.
it, ,V S J - . T-.
Bashful Admirer I dreamt last
night that I proposed to you, Miss
Dora. I wonder what the mciiuing of
thnt dream is?
Dora it simply means that you have
more courage asleep than awake.
ITiegende Blaetter.
' not.
"When you see the folks are restUss,
Of cuurse you stop," said I,
"Oh no, when 1 see they're restful."
Sulil the preacher, with a sigh.
Detroit Journnl.
The Seainel.
"Ah, but you have a loving husband.
Mrs. Siniiiis. I remember before your
marriage he said he would move heav
en and earth for you."
"I remember; but now that we are
married he won't even condescend to
move the dresser so that I may sweep
Deneatn It. Chicago Dally News.
A Humdrum Existence.
Maej Inez seems so unhappy since
her marriage.
Ethel No wonder! Her husband
is such a poor spirited creature thut he
agrees with her in everything. She's
just dying for some one to quarrel
with. X. Y. Journal.
Helw M anted.
Mistress (to new cook) I shall go to
market with you on Wednesdays and
Saturdays.
New Cook All roight, mum. But
who'll be nfther enrryin' the marketin
on other clays, mum? Chicago Duily
News.
Kesnmlnw Ifotllltl,
"Rev. Dr. Uptodat preaches on Sun
day." "He has just returned from a three
months' vacation, has he not?"
"Yes. On Sunday he will notify
Satan that the armistice is over."
Buck.
Old Sea Dour.
"There nre so ninny barks on the
sea," remarked the girl who was lean
ing over the rail.
"Perhaps they come from the ocean
greyhounds," ventured her tall com
panion. Philadelphia Record.
Mlitbt Illte tho Anitrli,
A four-year-old girl, whose dog had
died, said to her Sunday school teach
er; "I guess the angels were afraid
when they saw him coming up the
walk. He's cross to strangers." Cin
cinnati Enquirer.
An i: viilnnullon.
He A woman's face shows her tal
ent. She How so?
He Well, there's Miss Antiquate, for
example. Her face tells me that she
Is a great artist. Chicago Daily News.
One for the Donkey.
"Shall I order dinner for you?" afked
theoflicial of thejury, while the twelfth
uiun was holding out aguimst the eleven.
"Yes," replied one of the eleven,"
make it eleven dinners, and a bale of
bay." X. Y. Times,
In Kent uolty.
First Citlzni Our pastor had quite a
controversy with n minister from
Louisville over the higher criticism.
Kidcond Citizen -You don't say? Any
sliootin'? Brooklyn Life.
Provlnsr tltn Statement.
Tom Flics never annoy a sleeping
vian,
Dick--What ronsrn?e! Why I
Tom The imui wakes up cud is an
noyed. Town To, ii.
A t'n inlly . i'k 11 uio t,
"Clara, you know I'm lie, hi."
"Of course, Clan nee; tbut' what
makes ine so nintl." CJiicigo Record.
Vucle Allen.
"Never," counsrVd Uneln Allen
Sparks, "look at n pi ft cb
the microscope." Chicaa-o Tribune?
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NEW YOriK.
AN ASBESTOS HOUSE.
It Will lie Inhabited l.y ( mint Wnl
ilcrNee, the Gertunn ('nnimtiiiiler
In Chief In t'lilnn.
The picture is from a photogrnph of
the interior of the fireproof n.-licstos
house which the (lerninn commander
in chief, Count Yon YVuhlerseo, is tak
ing with him to China, 'the house,
which is built throughout of asbestos,
is 17 feet in height and has a frontage
of fit) feet. It contains seven large
rooms, four In the front nnd three in
the back. It can be taken out of the
packing cases in which it is carried
and set up ready for occupancy in
eight hours, and in ease of an emer
gency can be taken down nnd pucked
in two hours nnd a half. The outer
walls of the house are formed of two
slates of asbestos, with an air space
PROOF AGAINST FIRE.
(Bedroom In Count AValdersce's Asbestos
Campuign lluuto.)
between, thus making it easy to heat
in the winter and comparatively cool
in hot weather. When packed ready
for transportation the house is con
tained in a number of comparatively
small packing cases, fitted with iron
handles, so that where railroads do
not run and it is not possible to use
animals tiiey may be carried by hand.
It is said that Count Von Waldersee
will make this queer house his head
quarters during the whole period of
his stay in the orient. The members
of his personal stuff will also be quar
tered in the aslu'stos house. The
house was pluimcd and constructed by
a tlcriuau tlrin in a single week.
illicit nt III SlnrtliiK Point.
The crooked Ft reels of iloston are
always a source of wonder to visitors.
A Ci-iicinnatl man, who was a guest at
the Tremont houc, made up his mind
to go out to see the "Hub." As he hud
three hours at his disposal, he wan
dered uroiind leisurely but ailiilcss'.y
until he was tired with his long wtilk.
lie calculated that he must have cov
ered nearly ten miles, when he stepped
up to a policeman on the comer, and
asked to be directed to the Tremont
house. 'Well, sir," suid the policeman,
courteous-.)-, "you might cut across the
street to the trout door, but if I t.r.,
you. I'd walk over 011 the crossing."
lie was exactly opposite the hotel.
I.iilmr Day In Mim M:itr.
Labor d:iy U 11 legal holiday In 3 J
slates nnd the District of Columbia.
It was first celebrated in New York
city .September 4, l.SSi'.
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the family, lour flavors : Lemon, ("range,
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loc. 10 25l4t
The people who psy the most compliment!
sometimes don't pay their bills.
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You can't keep your house warm w thout
a coaled cellar.
What Sham, we Have kor Dkskist?
This question arises in the fa nily every
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a delicious dessert, l'repaied in two n in
ute. No baking ! add hot water and sot to
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Close acquaintances arc not the ones ili.it
S,K-nd money on you.
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in 30 minutes. 3S
bold by C. A. Kleim.
Never go by appearances. A genius some
tic. es wears good clothes.
Many women throughout thu country make
pin money out of their chickens. We have
known of women who have clothed the en
tire family with the proceeds of the poultry
yard, and some have paid off mortgies anil
others bought their homes by intelligent
management of their (locks. Everybody in
terested in chickens should get Biggie l'oul
try Hook. It is so full of helpful suggestions
and short cuts to success, and has so many
years of costly experience boiled down for its
pages that it is poor economy to be without
a. It will help increase the income from tlie
poultry yard, nnd has started many an nma
teur or misguided professional ou the right
track. The price is 50 cents, by mail; mi
dress the publishers, Wilmcr Auinsoii Co.,
l'liiladclphia.
Divorce is sometimes the court plaster
that heals a broken heart.
Life's a burden if the stomach is not
tight. Is there nausea ? Is the tongue coat
ed ? Are you light-headed ? Any and all
these denote stomach and liver disorder. Dr.
Agnew's Liver Tills act quickly and will cur
most stubborn nnd chronic cases. 40 in a
vial for 10 cents. I'i
Sold by C, A, Kleim.
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The fellow who has dyspepsia usually
makes other people suffer for it.
Higgle Swine L'ok is just as valuable for
a man with one hog in a little ity as for
man w, th a hundred ho;s fading 0.1 the
slicltcied side of a barbed wiie fence. llJ
chapter on Cholera" is alone worth ten
lines wli.il the bo. k costs. You nnght to
have it, the iui.I'Miiian s.ns so !"-
is S cell s, by mail; address the pubhkhe 't
Wilnier Aikiuson Co., I'lul uLlphia.
IIuusc paiiilcis are putting on their fall
coats.
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