o THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG. PA. HEAT FK03I THE SUN. HOW LITTLE OF IT WE GET 13 ALMOST BEYOND BELIEF. atearprl? One flnnbrnm In Two Thou sand Million Alights t pon Thin Earl h A Ten Picture of the Actual Condition of the Flerr Orb. The sun is for the most part simply wasting his boat flinging away the golden rays that are the life of the world with a recklessness beside which all human waste Is mere parsimony. It Is almost beyond belief. Scarcely one sunbeam In 2,000,000,000 alights upon the earth, and allowing for the Whole solar system not more than ono In 100,000,000 ever hits anything, so fur as we ciui ascertain. Sir Robert Hall's comment on this waste of the sun's heat Is: Suppose a man with an Income of $1,000,000 a year, lie spends for useful purposes 1 cent and throws the rest away. Ills wastefulness Is no greater than that which this old prodigal the sun has practiced for untold ages. The untold amount of heat which thus leaks away through the cracks In the sky cannot be expressed by figures. It Is only by considering what It might do that we can get any conception of It. This Is probably the most striking Illustration, and Is given by an eminent astrouomer: "Suppose a solid shaft of Ice two miles aqunrc to be extended like a brldgo across the gulf which separates the earth from the sun. If a track wero laid on Its surface an express train running nt full speed would require more than 130 years to traverse It. Yet, If the whole heat of the sun wero turn ed upon It for a single second it would be melted, nnd In a few seconds more all, even to the railroad Iron, wouid drift away as vapor. But what Is the source of this heat that flows into space as the gulf strenm pours Into the Atlantic, warm ing the earth and other planets like lit tle Islands In Its course? What keeps up the supply? If the sun were merely a white hot ball, gradually cooliug, our grandchil dren would Indeed get a chill; or, rather, neither they nor we would ever have seen the sun. The final frost would have fallen long ago. Nor can the heat be maintained by Are, as we understand the word such fire as warms and now aud then consumes our houses. If It were a globe of flaming coal It could have last ed but a few thousand years; It would have been burned to ashes long beforo we were born. All the coal on the earth would hardly keep the sun going for one-tenth of a second. A falling meteor gives out great heat, Just as a bullet is heated w-hen it strikes the target. Some have conjec tured that a vast stream of these little hailstones raining upon the sun supplies Its fuel. But If the whole mass of the moon were put Into a stone crusher, broken up and thrown against the sun, It would barely furnish heat for a sin gle year. And no such weight could possibly approach the sun without our knowledge. Tet, in its own chosen way, the sun really has its fires. With proper in struments we may see the red flames spouting from its edge, sometimes to a height of 400,000 miles higher than the moon floats above the earth. To some of them our world would be no more than a water drop falling from a fountain. To gain any idea of the almost Inex haustible reservoir from which the sun draws its heat we must flrst picture Its actual condition. Matter there Is in a state unlike anything ever seen upon earth. It is neither solid nor liquid nor In any familiar sense gaseous. The sun Is a boiling, seething, flaming mix ture of the gases or vapors of all the elements coudensed by the tremendous squeeze of solar gravity until it Is thicker than pitch, and so hot that its vaporized iron might bo used for steam power if there were any boiler fit to hold it. It has no definite surface, but shades away from this Incandescent paste, through leaping flames of blood red hydrogen to the faint streamers of the corona, as filmy as a comet's tall. This writhing mass, heavier on the average than water and yet as un stable as air, does not even rotate like other orbs, but swirls around Its axis. In the terrific tension of these gases is stored up the energy of the sun. As this escapes In gushes of heat they do not cool, but slowly contract. It is quite possible that they even grow hot ter as they thus settle downward and compress themselves into a denser fluid. A total shrinkage of 220 feet a year will account for the whole expenditure, and so small a chango In the size of the disk could not be delected until It had been watched for thousands of years. This will go on until the substance of the sun ceases to bo essentially gase uus. Then will come the beginning of the end, for from that time forth the actual temperature of the sun will de cline. This, however, will bo In some far distant day, for careful scientists as sure us that our race will enjoy un diminished sunshine for at least C,000 years, and perhaps for twice 5,000. Then, while the sun slowly reddens .ind darkens, our earth will die. After that comes the night of ages. Charles Kelsey Gaines In New York World. To Catch film. Fuddy-I want to get acquainted with Mosklns, but I hardly know how to go about It, he's such a queer flsh. Duddy A queer flsh, eh? Why don't you drop him a Hue? Boston Tran script. The Persians In 510 B. C. Invented i transparent glass varnish, which they laid over sculptured rocks to pre serve them from bad weather. This coating has lasted to our day, while the rocks beneath are honeycombed. THE EAST WIND. You're cnmlnar, comlna like the HtM And fiprt-aiiinfr o'er the Ira. I know tlirre'a diath fur some tonight. Hut lite anil Jnv to mo, For you're tlie east wind, ' ' F.aat wind that 1 love, Tlio cant wind of the aea. , i ,. ' I, nurtured on our tea girt coast, ', . Round roof and rock and tree, Drank in the food I loved the moat, Tho cost wind of the na. And midst the array ofi ocean's hrraat, While you whittled wild and free, I've kiatod your cheek and aunk to rcat, O eaat wind of the seal Bo, thouph I pray for thoae you harm And wish it might not be, Cweep In and bring the old, old charm Oh, bring it back to mcl For you'rei Ihe east wind, i1 ' Kant wind that I lore, .; ' , The cast wind of the sea. ' " i, I Union Transcript. ADVERTISING. It Has nernlntlonlmrd nnalneaa and neneflted Humanity. Advertising Is Indeed one of the great developments of the ago. It has revo lutionized business and made It possi ble to accomplish In a few yenrs what otherwise would have taken genera tions to compass. Today the advertis er, through tho medium of the public press, cau introduce his article to the entire public almost literally at a bound. Such a servant nt the seller's elbow has naturally mado business vastly different from what it was sev eral hundred years ago. It is no longer necessary, as It was in previous generations, to confine one's commercial transactions to a lim ited area. In fact, the manufacturer of today regards the world as his field, and there are quite a number of pro prietary articles, widely and favorably known In every quarter of the civilized world, which have been Introduced dur ing the lifetime of their present pro prietors, who are men only in the prime of life. Without advertising, by which It Is possible to reach and Influence hun dreds of thousands of persons simulta neously, such a result could not be ac complished In several generations. If Indeed It could be accomplished at all. Nor has this advertising benefited the seller only. It has brought to tho knowledge of the buyer the hundreds of Improvements and articles by which life can be mnde more pleasant, by which the health can be preserved, the palate gratified, the Intellect fed aud satisfied. It is no exaggeration to say that no force has conduced more to knit tho world closely together nor made our mutual Interdependence more apparent. "It is but the simple truth to assert," says a recent writer, "that the loss of the Information which the advertise ments furnish would be one of the grentest imaginable misfortunes to civ ilization." Self Culture. A Good Shot. A local sportsman, who has the repu tation of being a very bad shot, recent ly Invited some of his friends to dine with him. Beforo dinner he showed them a target painted on the barn door, with a bullet in the bullseye. This he claimed to have shot at 1,000 yards' distance. As nobody believed him, ho offered to bet the price of an oyster supper on it. On ono of his guests accepting the wager, he produced two witnesses, whose veracity could not be ques tioned, to prove his assertion. As they both said that ho had done what he claimed he won the bet. At dinner the loser of the wager asked how his host had managed to fire such an ex cellent shot. The host answered, "I shot the bullet at the door at a distance of 1,000 yards and then I painted the target around It." Cincinnati En quirer. Ground Floor Iledroonia. There Is danger in the porous charac ter of pluster . ceilings, which are often very thin indeed. Tho ordinary celling is "only a porous diaphragm permeable by gases with considerable freedom." The vitiated air of sitting rooms therefore frequently lluds 1U way through Into bedrooms. Tho Brit ish Medical Journal asks any skeptic to "compare his bodily and mental sen sations after sleeping In such a room and In one situated over a similar room well ventilated aud not occupied or illuminated by gas during tho even ing." The remedy, It says. Is to have bedrooms on the ground floor and liv ing, workiug aud cooking rooms up stairs. But how about noise? London Chronicle. Cnniiht the General. One of the regular army otllcers tells a story of how the old stringent army regulations ouco went against General Scott. One wet afternoon that soldier was caught lu the rain In Washington. He was In full uniform and was well known, so, no cab being near, he bor rowed on umbrella. Arriving at his hotel, an under ofllcer approached him aud calmly remarked: "General, you will consider yourself under arrest for eight duys for carry ing an umbrella while In full uni form. " A Scheme That Puya. A Cincinnati milkman invites his customers to have the milk which ho serves analyzed twice a year at his expense Tho tests may be made at any time, without warning to the dairyman, his object, of course, being to prove that his milk Is of standard purity all the year round. IIo does a large business nnd tlnds himself well repaid for his outlny for tho uuulysls. Water charged with carbonic acid gas, In other words, soda water, Is now prescribed us n palliative for hunger, especially for the abnormal sense of hunger due to disease. The strength of a man's virtue must nrit bo mensurud by Its extraordinary efforts, but by his ordinary life. X DAXGEHOUS TJtADE. PERILS THAT BESET THE MAKING OF NITROGLYCERIN. Method t'ard In the Mannfnrtnre of Thla Dnncrerona Kxploal ve The , Tare That Has to le Userrlned In the Factories. J Nitroglycerin and Its peculiarities arc little known, even In localities where it Is made. Foopla generally give It a wide berth, and even a less number know how It Is manufactured, l'robably In no place In tho United States Is there such a great amount of the explosive used ns in the Indiana oilfields. Indiana has four nitroglycerin factories, and they are seldom visited by curious people. The explosive Is made from a compo sition of acids and glycerin. It Is gener ally pale yellow In color, and quite col orless when pure. It is odorless, aud has a sweet, pungent, aromatic flavor. If touched by one's tongue, or even brought Into contact with the skin, It will produce a severe headache. A large tank, called an agitator, Is where the fluid Is mixed, and the mixture Is composed of equal parts of nitric nnd sulphuric acids. Inside the tank are several paddles, like those of a churn, and It Is here that the real danger In the manufacture exists. Tho paddles ore put In operation aud a steady stream of sweet glycerin Is turned Into a vat until 250 pounds are thoroughly mixed with the 1,500 pounds of acid. The chemicals coming in contact pro duce an intense heat, and In order to obviate the danger cold water Is run through pipes encircling and running through the vat. At 85 degrees F. a red vapor, almost like flro, arises. If cutting off the supply of glycerin In the agitator does not lower tho temper nture, it is time to say farewell. Beforo DO degrees are reached nothing but atoms of the structure and Its contents are left. In Its manufacture water Is used to flood the workroom, since a drop full ing ou the floor might lend to an explo sion. Not a nail Is to be found lu the floor of the factory, and the visitor Is cautioned not to drag his feet. Those who make the dangerous fluid say that a jar will not cause an explosion; that friction and flic are the only agencies by which It can be discharged. One may pour a barrel of nitroglycerin from a high building to a cement wulk below and It will not explode, but a small quantity of It dropped from the same height In a can will blow the building down. A sharp concussion in stantly touches It off. Factories be come useless after a few years' opera tion and have to bo destroyed. Tho timber becomes saturated with nitro glycerin and an explosion is imminent at any time. The average production of nitroglyc erin from 1,500 pounds of acid and 250 pounds of glycerin is about 150 quarts. About 1G0 quarts constitute an average shot for an Indiana oil well. While magazine explosions arc not rare, the real cause of tho blowing up never be comes known. Those who are close enough to see the cause always go up with the building. The average time for a shooter or nitroglycerin maker to remain in the business does not exceed five years. Death Is Instant, and no one has ever recovered from n nitro glycerin accident Bodies are torn to ntotus no larger than bits of sausage. Tho wages of employees of the fac tories range from $125 to $150 a month. Colonel William A. Myers of Bolivar, N. Y., was the man who made and ex ploded the first pound of nitroglycerin In an oil well. lie built the first fac tory In the United States near Titus vlllo, Ta., lu 18(58. Up to thnt tlmo powder had been used to torpedo oil wells. It was then that an explosive that could be discharged under water was found In nitroglycerin. Colonel Myers' father was a Philadelphia chemist and taught his son how to make It. ' The first well torpedoed was on Colo nel Mills' lease, uear Tltusvllle, and the charge consisted of only two pounds. Oil was worth $9 a barrel then, and a torpedo that would double the produc tion of a well was worth almost what tho maker chose to ask for it. Colonel Myers built 12 different factories In different parts of the oil regions from 1S0S to 1S85, when ho retired from the business. Only one of the original fac tories stands intact today. Myers mado several fortunes and spent his money like a prince, but, fortunately for him, he still has a snug sum laid by. Well shooters spin great yarns of their experiences, and tho stories are of the hair raising order. Well shoot ers generally are fatalists to a consid erable degree In their belief, and It Is probably one reason why they do not fear the fluid. They state that when one would think it was the most dan gerous the explosive Is tho safest. The smallest drop can be placed on an anvil and struck by tho t heaviest slcdgo hammer, and the hammer will bound back over the shoulder of the striker, no matter how much ho may try to hold It. Some claim that It will tear tho arm off. but this Is exaggera tion. Transporting tho exploslvo from a magazine to a well Is not as danger ous as timid people think, according to the shooters. It Is transported In square cans such as are used for var nish. In preparing for shooting a well, a long tin shell is suspended (n the tub ing, and the shooter pours the fluid In as If It was water. It Is not un usual for 200 quarts to bo in a well hooter's wagon on one trip. A slight leak In a can may be touched off by friction and explode tho entire load. If It 'should explode in the center of a town, every building would be reduced Instantly to debris. Indianapolis Jour nal. The word Asia Is derived from the Sanskrit Ushas, meaniug the land of the morning dawn. PACKING SARDINES. Hott an Intcrcatlnaj and Important Mew Kmtlnml Inilnalry la t'ondoctrd. The j-aeklug of small herrings, or, ns they ore often railed, "Amerienn snr dines," la an important industry in Maine, In that state Ihere arc AO fac tories, which give employment to a large number of hnnds during four or five months of the year. The annual output is estimated to be of an average value of $3,000,000, und about half of this amount finds its way iuto the pock ets of the factory employes In the form of wnpes. The fish nre caught in seine scattered all along the const for a distance of about a hundred miles. After the Huh are taken In sailboats to the factories they nre thrown into strong brine, where they remain for some time. They nre then laid on Iron crates and conveyed to an immense oven, where the crates are laid on re volving shelves. After SO minutes' cook ing the flsh nre ready for packing. There nre two methods of packing, one In oil, the other in mustard. The ground mustard is mixed with vinegar; for oil packing cotton seed oil is used. About a gill of oil is put into a can, and then the baked flsh from the ovens nre carefully packed into it nnd tho cover mapped on. The pans then go 1o the sealer, who sits in front of n little fur nace In which his soldering Iron is plunged. Seizing the can, he runs the heated iron around the cover, holding the solder just in front of it, nnd seals the can so rapidly thnt the eye can hardly follow his movements. The sealed cans are thrown into a bath of boiling water, in which they remain for two hours. If nny of them leak the tops will bulge out, nnd thcue go bnck to be repealed. After the cans nre cleaned with sawdust they are packed into eases nnd put on the market ns genuine. American sardines in pure olive oil. A FAITHFUL HORSE. An Instance of He in a rkalile Devo tion and Animal t'enraitr. Instauees of the self-devotion of ani mals In the service of their masters are not uncommon, but they generally have to do with some sudden, instinctive deed of courage. Passive fuithfuluess unto death, among beasts as among men, is the rarest form of self-sacrifice. The story of the horse jf n certain ser geant iu the northwest illustrates the courage of animals iu its noblest form. Sergt. Tarker, a member of the Cana dian mounted police, waited a day or two after the departure of his men, in order to receive some government dis patches, oi which he was to be the bearer. It was winter on the prairie, and every trail was hidden beneath the snow, but as soon, as he secured the pa pers, he pushed on alone, hoping to re join his company by a forced march. By nightfall he had lost nil sense of di rection, and when he resumed his jour ney next day he felt that his search was hopeless. , Still the dispatches were important, nnd he had been trusted with them. For six days he wandered about, starv ing and frost bitten. Then snow-blindness came upon him, and he lay down to die. His faithful horse did not desert him, but stood like a sentinel at his master's feet. For a day and a night it stood there, and on the morning of the sec ond day of its watch a mail-carrier saw the motionless figure. He approached and discovered Sergeant Parker. It was nearly a fortnight before the rescued sergeant regained conscious ness. His first question was after his horse. The emaciated beast was brought Into the tent where its master lay, and at once began to lick his face. Two days later the horse was dead. PROPERTY IN HAWAII. Snnrar I'lajitera Are on the Flood Tide of Fortune and Are Get ting Klch. Senator Clark, of Wyoming, who has been in the Hawaiian islands this sum mer, speaking of the conditions there, says: The sugar plunters are on the flood ' tide of fortune, for the profits on cane ! nre heavy, and everybody in the busi ' ness is getting rich. Coffee planting has not been so profitable, but I think that eventually it will be made to pay. The material development of llawu.il hns been greatly accelerated by annex ation. Coming under our flag has been of enormous benefit. It has given con fidence to the people nnd the guarantee of stable government brightens the whole future. Kven the most ardent rovalists are forced to admit that American supremncy in Hie islunds 1 the best thing that could have hap pened. What form of government do the l.'iullng men of the country desire? They wish congress to bestow upon Hu wail a regular territorial system of government, such as that of Arizona or New Mexico. In my opinion thnt is the most desirable policy to pursue At present the governments very awk- wnrd und cumbersome. There is no municipnl or county government, and people residing nt a distance from Hon olulu are put to great Inconvenience, for public records are kept at no other pluce. Honolulu itself Is mnking rapid strides In the march of progress. Its harbor is crowded with shipping; and its business men report unprecedented activity in trade. Lyddite Not Widely Known. The new explosive, lyddite, which Is figuring In the South African war. is a chenilcnl known only to a few tngl neers. The secret was purchased by the English government from the inventor of melinite, with which it is supposed to be nearly Identical, It Is exploded t by percussion. The Secret of a ir's Beauty ALEXANDER BROTHERS & CO. DEALERS IN Cigars, Tobacco, Candies, Fruits and Nuts SOLE AGENTS FOR Henry Mail lard's Fine Candies. Fresh Every Week. IFTsrir-a Oooans jv. S:f:e:cx.a.x-t"z. SOLE AGENTS FOR F. F. Adams & Co's Fine Cut Chewing Tobaccc Sole agents for the Henry Clay, Londros, Normal, Bloomsburg Pa. IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF CAKPET, lllATTINO, or OIL C&.OTII, YOU WILL FIND A NICE LINE AT W. H. BMDWIB'8 2 Door above Court House. A large lot of Window Curtains in stock. It's the little thines that count. A woman can't make a man propose, but a tiny flea can usually bring In in to the scratch. Educate) Tour Dowels With Cuacarets. Candy Cathnrtlc, euro constipation forever. 10c, 25c If C. C.C. fall, druggists refund money. When a man wins a hat on a bet his head is usually too big to wear it. "A Lump Like Lead." How often one hears the dyspeptic complain of this sensa tion in the stomach. 1 hrough neglect or overwork the digestive organs nre weakened and this symptom is the common sensation after eating. The pineapple contains a large percentage of vegetable pepsin, and is a po lent aid to digestion. This discovery has given to Ihe world nature's delightful and positive cure, Dr. Von Stan's l'ineapple Tablets. I S in a box, 10 cents, 50 Sold by C. A. Kleim, 1 t ' 1 Some men are only successful in becoming failures. What Do the Children Drink ? Don't give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called GRAIN'-O ? It is delicious and nourishing and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-O you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-O is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared, tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but costs about as much. All grocers sell it. 15c. and 25c. 11 9 4td Some people are never happy unless they are worried about something. llcuuty la IUood Uec. Clean blood means a clean akin. No beauty without it. I'.iKcareta.Cundy Cathnr iio c lean your blood und keep it clean, by itirrinu; up the lazy liver and driving all im purities lroni the body, Ileum to-day to sanixh pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, ind that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cascnrets, beauty for ten cents. All drug gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c. It seems queer that the girl with a grate ful carriage invariably walks. IT Will Suri'kisb You Try It. It is the medicine above all others for calairh and is worth its weight in gold. Ely's Cream llalm does all that is claimed for it. B. W. Sperry, 11 art ford, Conn. My son was afflicted with catarrh. He used Ely's Cream Halm and the disagreeable catarrh all left him. J. C. Olmstead, Ar eola, 111, The Halm does not irritate or cause sneezing. Sold by diuggisls at 50c, or mailed by Ely lii others, 56 Warren St., New York. Why shouldn't ihe politician have a bee lu his bonnet, if his wife insists on having a bird in hers ? O -A. f-m 'Y t n t y . Bean the yj Tha Kind You Have Always Bougtfc Iha Kind Y01 Signature Hon. J. H. Flbtcher, former ly Governor of South Dakota, but now a resident of Salem ,Ore., ays: "For over two years ray daugh ter had been declining from strong, healthy, rosy-cheeked girl to a pale, weak and helpless in valid. She was afflicted with ter rible headaches, and gradually grew weaker, and more languid, apparently without cause. I tried several doctors, but all without avail. Finally, to please a friend, I bought a box of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Tale People, and to our surprise, before it was used up her headaches ceased, the color began to return to her cheeks and lips and her strength began to assert itself. I bought five boxes more, and by the time she had finished them she was completely restored, and to-day she is a robust rosy, healthy girl instead of a pale, tired and sickly one." From the Oregon Independent, Salem, Ore. rr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale PeopU contain, in s condensed form, all the ele ments necessary to give new life and rich ness to the blood nnd restore shattered nerves. They are n unfailing specific, for such diseases ns locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dsnce, sciatica, neural gin, rheumnllsm, nsrvous headache, the after-effects of the grip, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, and all forms of weuknesa either iu nialu or female. Or. Williams' Pink Pills lor Pals Psopls ar nsvsr sold tr tht forsn er hundred, but always In peek ys In pack- I the Dr. Wll- I . N. T.. 60 1 ages. At all druggists, er cirect uom ins llama Mtdlclns Company. scnenecias). cants par boi, 6 boxt 12.10. aWMS WTJ aJawaw following brands of Cigars Indian Princess, Samson, Silver Ash The fellow who can sing and won't isn't t marker to the one who can't but will. Eczema Relieved in a Day. Dr. A g new's Ointment will cure this disgusting skin disease without fail. It will also cure barber's itch, teller, salt rheum, and nil skin eruptions. In from three to six nights it will cure blind, bleeting, and itching piles. One application brings comfort to the most irri tating cases. 35c. Sold by C. A. Kleim. 4S Sometimes it rains cats and dogs, but th dog has been reigning alone for several days. Dou't Tubscco Spit and Smoke Your Mfe Anaj. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be ma, letic. full of life, nerve and vluor, take No-Te-Qao, the wonder-worker, that make weak mw strong. All druggists, 60c or II. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Itemed; Co., Chicago or .New York.. When it comes to getting shaved every man carries his mug with him. Man and Wife in Distress. Rev. Dr. Hochror, of Buffalo, says : "My wife and I were both troubled with distressing catarrh, but we have enjoyed freedom from this ag gravating malady since the day we first used Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. Its action was instantaneous, giving the most grateful reiicf within ten minutes after first applica tion." 47 Sold by C. A. Kleim. When a man has no enemies you can gen erally put him down as a dead one. Cinnamon-Coated Tills. Dr. Agnew't Liver Tills are coated like a cinnamon dro, very small and delightful to take. One pill a dose, 40 in a vial for 10 cents. Their jxip ularity is a whirlwind, sweeping competitors before it like chaff. No pain, no griping, no inconvenience. 5 Sold by C. A. Kleim. It is better to be a gas collector than a poet, although they both dabble in metres. In Heart Disease it Works Lik Mauic. "Eor years my greatest enemyfjWas organic heart disease. From uneasiness aixl palpitation it developed into abnormal ac tion, thumping, fluttering and choking sen rations. Dr. Agnew's Cure For the Heart gave instant relief, and the bad symptom have entirely disappeared. It is a wonder worker, for my case was chronic." Kev. I S. Dana, Tittsburn, Ta. 46 Sold by C. A. Kleim. 'Marriage," says the confirmed bachelor, "bears the same relation to love that a clo does to a dunk." ti W am rrw T T A. . Bears th. J The Kind Y1J1 Have Always BuuflK jlh8 Kind Yljl Have Always Signature Of
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