The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, March 25, 1892, Image 3

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    Llftiij at Elephant
London has been entertained lately
1y fcits of strength that are certainly
remukaule an J probably unsurpassed
in modern times. First there was a
man named Sandow, who was an enor
mousty powerful man j he was succeed
cd by Sampson, and he in turn by an
Irish-American named Sullivan. Cur
iously, the three names begin with the
letter S, which is also the initial ot
'strength," and of the Greek word for
strength (tithenos). Sullivan, the latest
comer, is thirty years of age, stands 5
feet 8$ inches in height, and weighs
168 pounds. His appearance presents
little that is unusual in the way of mus
cular development, and his biceps are
neither very Urge or wonderfully rigid,
It is in his neck and jaw that his
strength chiefly lies, and the majority
of his feats arc such i as bring this pe
culiarity into special prominence. At
an exhibition given in London, he
fastened a chain to a 50-pound weight,
and the other end being gripped be
tween his teeth, swung himself round
and round until the twirling chain as
sumcd a nearly horizontal line. The
feat was repeated with the weight
doubled, and as the performer, with
both hands to his hips, and using every
sinew in his frame, swirled round and
round, the audience wondered with
anxiety what would happen if one of
the links should fly asunder. The most
remarkable feat, however, that Sullivan
performed was the lifting of an ele
pliant by his teeth. It was a ' baby,"
'tis true, but it weighed about 1S00
pounds, and was lifted a clear three
inches from the ground, its whole
weight pendent from the jaw of the
man above. Sullivan was not success
ful in an attempt to break a chain with
his arm", having injured this limb on
the previous nicht. He succeeded.
however, in proving that his prowess
was not entirely confined to feats with
his teeth, by lifting a barrel of water,
weighing 560 pounds, with the middle
finder of his right hand. Ia rper's
l ouiig I'eoplc.
State ov Ohio.Citv of Toleko,)
Lucas County, )
S3.
Frank J. Chenev makes oath that
he is the senior partner of the firm of
1 J. Chkney & Co.? doing business
in the City of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each ami every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use ot Halls Latarrh Cuke.
FRANK. J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this oth day of Dec
ember, A. D. 1886.
(T7) A. W.GLEASON,
Notary i'ublie
Malls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Sena tor testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
W&Sold by Druggists, 75c.
He'd Just at 8000 Boast.
Frrru the St. LoulH Kepllc.
The train had just been wrecked.
IJistracted wife rushes up.
"Oh, save my husbands Oh,
Ifenry, are you stili alive ?
"Yes, but I am pinned across a red
txt stove; my clothe are on fires the
roof of the car is fast settling down cm.
me: a beam is impaling me. and in
one instant I shall be dead unless
rescue comes!"
"Oh, help! helpl Rescue my
husband! I am safe, Henry."
"Thank heaven for that !"
"The baby is not hurt a Lit."
"Thank heaven for that! Make
haste, men; the car is on firs and I
shall be roasted alive in one second
more !"
"And, Henry, dear mamma is safe,
too."
"What ! Boys, you can lay off and
save some one else. I'd just as soon
roast !"
THE ) Of microbes (micro
INVISIBLEV organisms) is a mighty
ARMY ) host, which indeed no
man can number. Invisible to the
naked eye, the poisonous part of this
army is the cause of four fifths of all the
diseases of the human family they
destroy more lives than war, famine,
fire, murder and shipwreck combined,
and they actually abbreviate the aver
age term of human life by three
fourths. The way to relieve the
human body of these microbes is to
take Swift's Specific. When this
medicine gets well into the system the
poisonous germ must leave he can
not exist through the pores of the
skin. After he departs, a continued
use of the Specific will force out the
poison, and the patient is well.
treatise on Blood anil skin Disease mailed free,
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga-
He Was Conscientious-
From Texas Sittings.
Editor. 'You say you wish this
poem to appear in my paper anony
mously?' Would be Contributor. "Yes; I
don't want any name to it."
"Then I can't publish it."
"Why not?"
"Because I am conscientious about
this matter. I don't want an unjnst
suspicion tp fall upon some innocent
person."
Children Cry foi
Pitcher's Castorla.
The following is coins the round nf
the press in reg.ud to the change of
management in the Lehigh Valley
iaiiroad :
"When Asa Packer died he left $rc-
000,000 invested in the Lehigh Valley
Railroad with the recommendation
that it be allowed to remain there for
an indefinite period. As is known,
ftir. l'ackcr left but one child, a daught
er. Some years ago she married Char
ley Cummings, a popular Lehigh Val
ley conductor, but who was poor and
was not favorably received by some of
the relatives. Cummings, believing
himself the representative of the Pack
er estate, sought favor with the active
management and attempted to advance
himself to the presidency of the road.
These advances Acre repelled, how
ever, and the young man felt deeply
the snub he received from President
Wilbur. He told them he would get
even with them, and now he has done
it by turning over to a rival corpora
tion the president, directors, managers.
employes and the entire equipment of
the J.ehigh Valley. Cummings has
had his revenge, and not only that, but
he is to be the right hand man of
President McLeod in tne management
of the great Port Reading road. Mr.
and Mrs. Cummings have been for
several years enjoying their enormous
revenue from the Packer investment in
the Lehigh Valley. They have a sumpt
uously furnished private car and have
traveled over the whole country in the
most elegant style. Being a practical
railroad man, Cummings has, since his
fortunate marriage, been anxious to
become prominent in railroad manage
ment, but until now President Wilbur,
it is said, has been in the way.
Jiuus-iiead Horse and Cattle
Powder is a sure preventive of hog
cholera, and cures cough, measles anil
swelled necks. Price 25 cents per
package of one pound. At all dealers.
A. Barren Existence
Strawbcr "Mangle and his wife
have gone out West, and are living on
a ranch,"
Singcrly. -'How do they like it?"
Strawbcr. "He likes it well enough ;
but she is miserable. I hear she says
she can t tell when her next-door neigh
bor lias a new dress." Cloak liei'kxn.
I HAD FAITH.
About six months ago I was advised
to consult Mrs. Halt, the great Spirit
ualist doctor, to see if she could cure
me of Scrofula, from which I have
suffered from childhood. She said if
I would have faith in the medicine
she gave me, that she could cure tue.
I took her medicine, and in less than
three months I was cured. Why, the
way the medicine worked was a ruir
ide. I begged 0 her to tell me wliat
the medicine was made of, but she
said she could nut do so. Finally she
told me the medicine was SuliJjur
Bitters, and that she never knew it to
fail in all such cases as mine. Mtt,
Clara Knowlton, 5 Jfanoctr
Street, Boston, Mass. 3-i8-2t
He Knew it, of Course-
Young Hopelul, "father, did you
understand trigonometry when you
were a boy r
Man of Affairs. "Triggernometry !
Why, bless you, my son, there wasn't
nobody in the whole country handier
with the gun than me!" Harper's
Jlazar.
That Tired Feeling
T often the forpriirinpr of serious ill
ness. which mav tie broken 11 n if a
good tonic like Hood's Sarsaparilla is
taiten in season. 1 nis mecucine in
vigorates the kidneys and liver to re
move the waste from the svstem. nuri
fies the blood and builds up the
strength.
Constipation is caused by loss of
the peristaltic action of the bowels.
Hood's Pills restore this action and
invigorate the liver.
The Cause of His Sickness-
Mrs. Potter, "Well, I wonder what
kept you out all night this time?
Jack Potter. "I sat up with a sick
friend.
Mrs. Potter. "What was his com
plaint ?(l
Mr. Potter. "He complained that
the rest of us cheated him.' Puck.
Dr. Meeker's Medicines are pure and
a sure cure for whatever they claim.
Lung tonic for colds. Speedy relief
for pains, internal and external.
Blackberry Cordral for bowel com
plaints, for young and old. Every
bottle guaranteed. For sale by all
druggists. Manufactured by H. C. &
J. A. Olmstead. Williamsport, Pa.
All put up in as and 50 cts bottles.
6-19-1 yr.
Now Try This.
It will cost you nothing and will surely do
you good, if you have a Cough, Cold, or any.
trouble with Throat, Chest or Lungs. Dr.
King' New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to give relief
or money will be paid back. Sufferers from
La Grippe found It just the thing and under
its use had a speedy and perfect recovery.
Try n sample bottle at our expense and learn
for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial
bottle free at C. A. Kleim'f Drug Store.
Irge size 50c, and $1.00.
Children Cry foi
Hot Playing Fair-
woman is ruled against f.vem when
SHE IS BADLY HURT.
Let a woman be killed in a railroad
accident, and if she has a policy in a
travelers insurance company her h.-irs
may get the same sum tint a man's
heirs may; but let the poor woman be
biaten and broken and tlitf breath of
life almost knocked out of her, as
ong as there is a bit of breath left in
her body, so long she m.iy not receive
a bit of accident insurance moncy,cven
though her policy is against accident
She will read it only to find this clause:
"Except that this ticket insures Fc
male3 against death only." lor
women to be called females with a
capital letter is sufficiently old fashioned
and barbarous, but for the travelers
insurance not to insure them, too,
against accident is not playing fair.
I he theory probably is that women
are not wage earning creatures. ct
the $15 a week or upward that a
man's accident policy brings him is
scarcely as necessary to an insured
male capitalist as to the milliner in
jured in a railroad accident on her
way to buy spring bonnets, or to the
feminine head of a household whom a
like injury forces to hire nurses and
extra service in her horns. It is a
clause far behind the times, and, be
sides, it is not at all good business
management to leave it. Thousands
of women travel in these travclsome
days, and their money is as gjod to
pay for accident policies in one com
pany as in another.
It is not the extremes of heat and
cold so much as the sudden changes
in temperature that cause certain
climates to be unhealthful. When,
however, the system is invigorated
with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, these changes
are rarely attended with injurious re
sults.
The Attention of the Public
Is attracted by any new feature in
news-paper advertising, but it must be
strikingly novel if the advertisement is
read a second time.
The display advertisements of retail
merchants are artfully worded and ap
peal strongly to the economical house
keeper. Flat irons at seven cents and
a Monday bargain sale in ribbons open
the pocket books of the modern Mrs.
1 ooles.
The real estate agent with town lots
for sale in an earthly Paradise, ten
miles from Court House, furnishes
free transportation, a brass band and
a free luncheon for prospective home
seekers
The railway companies do their
share of news-paper proprietors.
Their time tables, showing arrivals and
departures of trains, are paid in cash,
or in tickets which will enable the
editor and his best girl to ride on the
trains.
One railway company will advertise
that it is a "short line to Omaha." A
competing line then positively states
that it is "a shorter line to Omaha
than any other," and now the Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway insis's
that it is "the shortest line to Omaha,
and proves it.
The Chicago, Milwaukee & St
Paul Railway Co. also says that it is
the best line to St. Paul and Minnea
pons, with "electric lighted trains
and reading lamps in each berth so
that one can read all night long if he
has a book and don t want to sleep,
It brags about the "finest dining cars
in the world," with the best of meals
served on imported china by the most
expert and civil of colored waiters, at
seventy five cents, while the lines east
of Chicago charge a whole collar.
And once more the Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway opens
up a new through car line Irom
Chicago to Denver, via Omaha and
Lincoln, and it isn't long before the
whole world says to itself that "short
est line to Omaha." that "best line to
St. Paul and Minneapolis," and that
"new route to Denver," must be the
only first-class railroad in the western
part of the United Stales, and what
the whole world says must be true.
All Coupon Ticket Agents in the
United States and Canada sell tickets
via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul R'y.
For information concerning the line,
time tables, etc., address John R. Pott,
Dist. Pass. Agent, 486 William Street,
Williamsport, Penna.
A VALUABLE PBESENT.
A YEAR S SUHSCRIPTION TO A POPULAR
AGRICULTURAL PAPER GIVEN FREE
TO OUR READERS.
By a special arrangement with the
publishers we are prepared to furnish
r ree to each of our readers a year's
subscription to the popular monthly
journal, the American Farmer, pub
lished at Springfield and Cleveland,
Ohio
This offer is made to any of our
subscribers who will pay up all arrear
ages on subscription and one year in
advance' and to any new subscribers
who will pay one year in advance.
Ihe American farmer enjoys a
large national circulation, and ranks
among the leading agricultural papers.
By this arrangement it costs you
nothing to receive the American
Farmer for one year. It will be to
your advantage to call promptly.
Sample copies can be seen at our
office. tf
Vim,
11
will be paid for a recipe enabling
tis to make Wolff's Acme Black
ing at such a price that the retailer
can profitably sell it at 10c. a bottle.
At present the retail price is 20c.
Tliit oTcr I. open nntll January tit., 189. For
f sttuuLn aUdrcs, th undersigned.
Acmp. Clacking is made of pure alcohol,
oilier liquid dressings ore made of water.
Water com nothing. Alcohol is dear. Who
can show us how to make it without alcohol
so that we can make Acmk Clacking at cheap
as water dressing, or put it in fancy pack
ages like many of the water dressing, and
then charge for the outside appearance in
stead of charging for the contents of (he
bottle?
WOLFF & RANDOLPH, Philadelphia.
PIK-RON
ii the name of a paint of which a 25c. bottle
U enough to make six scratched and dulled
cherry chairs look like newly finished ma
hoqnniej. It will do many other remarkable
things which no other paint can do.
All retailers sell it.
Do You Want Relief?
KROUT'S
RHEUMATIC
REMEDY
Will promptly rlive th tnot
tlUtP'ttMiiK t-HMt of AcUto or OirnlliC
OinimHhm or Nmt. Vy ptrUWy
oluwrviiiff lh clirt-cliuns, it will curt
ui 1 rinaiirtitl y.
tiiMhc the hitiit'rroai rrerriflAn tiil
fl'iorl 1 ti ei'tintrr, thin nnill'-hn' l ivill :
f.T thf vnrloiiB form or rUruruat llu onW,
nl imt In uur lenn- ft rsir ' I ."" lino
lii'ttir w ill pmkf i:lfsVtor r Iniprruinu
en lUf f(fm. In rstntm-ilon with the
com iiico l he Hi fit rT (b"t ibo piopiT
tmMjr line btn fit isn't. Ynu ! mr.
Besil requeitcd to tcit tin) mcrlu of
KROUT'S RHEUMATIC REMEDY
It T-tlnftrtta vroprrHr-ii are todoned bf hit ad red of tht
in1t rtmTlll t Mimtttitlilt),
On 15 vi' frfMst truT' illriiK, fmftrVllMr far thrlr r'nrfitiT
fHwtjrt, r nv I In the mannfatur'! nf KKOLT H
IIHK1M T1I! ItHiKDV.
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ir yti ir t'tri kcT"' "l""" " ""'I1 It. ' "I r the
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3(137 Market Htreot, 1'hiUd'a, Ya,
ItOafM 0lis,Cf li,lrTant,Orn,Iaiataia,
tWhspmt 0ofh,Brouhitlu4 Asthma. Awtala
v ft CwmaptUa la Sth iui-i, ud tart r.luf Im
tnuiM Hiiii Vm M mm. To will tht i
Mllnt TMt artot takuur th ar am. SM
4lmmifwtm. Lwk fctuua, M turn 4 IUO.
CURE
Elck Headache and relieve alt the trouble met
dont to a bllioua Ut of the yatom. tuoh aa)
XJizzlnoflR, Nauaea, Drowilneaa, Itstna after
MthiR. l'aiu la the Bldo, 4a. Whila tliuirraos6
rem&clu&lo aucceaa liaa bouu shown in coilsg ,
Jleaaache, yet Carter1 Little Liver Pitta tie
equally valuable in Constipation, curing and pre
uctlng tuisannoyinacoiuplalut.wullo thnyulsa
eorraetaUdlsordoraoftheatomacb.stlraulatatlia
livur and regulate the bowels. SreaUtiicyouly
" HEAD
'AeJiathey would be almostpHceleaa to them wha
nulfor from thlsdlstreaaing complaint; but fortu
nately thelrgoodnuaadoea notauil uoro.&nu' thoee
Whooncotry thonl will find thesellttlu pilla valu
able in o many ways that thoy will not be WIN
ling to do without them. But alter allsickbe!
fla the bans of ae many lire that hen Is where
wo make our great boast. Our pills cure it while
Other do not.
I Carter' Little TJrer Pills are Tory small an!
Tory easy to take. One or two pills makeadoae.
U'hoy are strictly vegeUbl and do not grip or
purge, but by their gentle action pleaae all who
tue them. Inrlaleat 2Soentsi five for H. Soldi
by druggist erery wliara, or seat by mail.
CARTER MEOIOINI CO., New York;
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE
PILES
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iviiei ami la an iiiiuuidio
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free. Ad.lroas-A.VAK iIS."
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(lO TO
HEMP'S GALLERY,
Having remodeled my (lalleiy, putting; in an
extra lloor to give us Ihe hnest light in
1'tnna., enlarged my miming room, and
put in Ihe latest facilities to turn out
finest grade work at the shortest
time possible.
Finest Cabinets in Town
i Doz. Cabinets, i Crayon and Fram
ed, Only $5.00.
Jlemember the placeNext to St.
l.lnio Hotel, Bloomsburg, Pa.
0
Branch Gallery, Mill St. opposite
Opera House
12 CAUINETS FOR $1.00, '
Catawissa Pa.
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CARTER'S
Ermc s
IVER
BEIXTSCII'S.
A DRIVE IN HATS.
! i" am mahiii'J a fug
(irive 111 nais, ana ojcr
nobby thatches for the
Ulomc of thought at
i prices t h a t pa ralyxo
competitioii and popu
larize our liars. Accu
rate measures ta'keu foi
the latest stifles of silh
hats, or an? style the
cu scorn cr Hants. L jew
of the fur caps at cost
still remain, but do i.ot
wail too long or you will
iniss a great opportun
ity. In custom made
clothing we defy compe
tition. JL jine line of
got ds from which to se
lect, always on hand,
and a good Jit guaran
teed. We almost forgot to
name our recent invoice
of nobby Derby hats, and
genteel nccltwear.
Next door to First Na
tional Bank. Bcrtsch,
The Tailor, Bloomsburg,
Fa.
BYRON CLARK, A. M. M. D.
SEW YORK CITY.
SPECIALIST,
In the trmtmetit of Chronic Dlfeaufi toUcitt
Chronft Ohnltiuite cttjiea who uirv obtained tto
relifetxetnwre, and eonjlrwg hi prartlon to miclt
aiiw only as ore to ctrarlv tmit fM) lirtvhiped
a to mnk nnnptetf mid iositltv Diagnosis 'rlit.
out (juestiontng or allmrtng potlmts to make a
sttttontettt of their eoudition. This rnethtjtl of ex
amination is made In order to eliminate as far
as human skill and rsim-lenin can do, all ele
ments of uncertainty in the diagnosis and treat
ment of diseases, and Inspire confident trtien
lost by unsiutrssfut If not Injurious treatment
from mtntaken dtagnosls. On this basis ofl'ost-
live Diagnosis, far treatment. Dr. Clark's Jfrper.
lenre has liecmiui strictly unlimited by a Thirty
Year's Practice which In extern', variety and mia.
aessful results is equalled try few and excelled by
none. Patients, ,nal and female, not cured by
ordinary treatment or In doubt as fo the nature
tW their diseases esieclally invited.
VII. CLAIIK, ttrtutnated, Teaelws and Practices
Posillre DUv nosis and by confining his practice
to the fully deceloied diseases of Men and Women
has attained unusual successin the treatment of
many sin.nled IncuralAe maladies. If tlu ex
amination Is not In very strict accordance. ,rilh
the symptoms lite patient is advised not to under
go treatment at all, Tlie doctor can be ounsulted
free of charge at
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A WINNER
FOH ALL DISEASES IS
MANNERS'
Double Esiract Sarsaparilla
IF PROTERLY TAKEN.
Headache, Loss of Annetite. Languid .m.l
Tired Feeling. Fifty Cents a liottle.
SVU
MANNERS1 pOt'lll-E EXTRACT SARSAPAR1IX
lias no equal as a Wood Tuiifitr ami Tonu.
Rash, Pimples and Loils can he ciire.l. A
all druggists.
FIFTY CENTS A HOTTLt .
Try it and von will never regret it. For
sale by all druggist. Fifty cents a bottle.
Also at Moyer liios.'
DEAFNESS,
ITS CAUSES AND CURE!
Boicntiflonlly treated by an anrlstof world -wnlr
reputation. Deufuea eradicated and entirely
cured, ot from iO to 8U years' staudina-. aftor nfl
other treatments bare failed. How the dilt.
culty Is reached fuid the cause removed, IuIIt
explained iu eircalnni. with hiHiIkviui i..i .
tuouutU ot cures from pronituentueoiile, mulled
tree Hi; A. i O.Nf Al-Ji, Xauoiuu, Wiwb.