Llftiij at Elephant London has been entertained lately 1y fcits of strength that are certainly remukaule an J probably unsurpassed in modern times. First there was a man named Sandow, who was an enor mousty powerful man j he was succeed cd by Sampson, and he in turn by an Irish-American named Sullivan. Cur iously, the three names begin with the letter S, which is also the initial ot 'strength," and of the Greek word for strength (tithenos). Sullivan, the latest comer, is thirty years of age, stands 5 feet 8$ inches in height, and weighs 168 pounds. His appearance presents little that is unusual in the way of mus cular development, and his biceps are neither very Urge or wonderfully rigid, It is in his neck and jaw that his strength chiefly lies, and the majority of his feats arc such i as bring this pe culiarity into special prominence. At an exhibition given in London, he fastened a chain to a 50-pound weight, and the other end being gripped be tween his teeth, swung himself round and round until the twirling chain as sumcd a nearly horizontal line. The feat was repeated with the weight doubled, and as the performer, with both hands to his hips, and using every sinew in his frame, swirled round and round, the audience wondered with anxiety what would happen if one of the links should fly asunder. The most remarkable feat, however, that Sullivan performed was the lifting of an ele pliant by his teeth. It was a ' baby," 'tis true, but it weighed about 1S00 pounds, and was lifted a clear three inches from the ground, its whole weight pendent from the jaw of the man above. Sullivan was not success ful in an attempt to break a chain with his arm", having injured this limb on the previous nicht. He succeeded. however, in proving that his prowess was not entirely confined to feats with his teeth, by lifting a barrel of water, weighing 560 pounds, with the middle finder of his right hand. Ia rper's l ouiig I'eoplc. State ov Ohio.Citv of Toleko,) Lucas County, ) S3. Frank J. Chenev makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of 1 J. Chkney & Co.? doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each ami every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use ot Halls Latarrh Cuke. FRANK. J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this oth day of Dec ember, A. D. 1886. (T7) A. W.GLEASON, Notary i'ublie Malls Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system Sena tor testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O W&Sold by Druggists, 75c. He'd Just at 8000 Boast. Frrru the St. LoulH Kepllc. The train had just been wrecked. IJistracted wife rushes up. "Oh, save my husbands Oh, Ifenry, are you stili alive ? "Yes, but I am pinned across a red txt stove; my clothe are on fires the roof of the car is fast settling down cm. me: a beam is impaling me. and in one instant I shall be dead unless rescue comes!" "Oh, help! helpl Rescue my husband! I am safe, Henry." "Thank heaven for that !" "The baby is not hurt a Lit." "Thank heaven for that! Make haste, men; the car is on firs and I shall be roasted alive in one second more !" "And, Henry, dear mamma is safe, too." "What ! Boys, you can lay off and save some one else. I'd just as soon roast !" THE ) Of microbes (micro INVISIBLEV organisms) is a mighty ARMY ) host, which indeed no man can number. Invisible to the naked eye, the poisonous part of this army is the cause of four fifths of all the diseases of the human family they destroy more lives than war, famine, fire, murder and shipwreck combined, and they actually abbreviate the aver age term of human life by three fourths. The way to relieve the human body of these microbes is to take Swift's Specific. When this medicine gets well into the system the poisonous germ must leave he can not exist through the pores of the skin. After he departs, a continued use of the Specific will force out the poison, and the patient is well. treatise on Blood anil skin Disease mailed free, SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga- He Was Conscientious- From Texas Sittings. Editor. 'You say you wish this poem to appear in my paper anony mously?' Would be Contributor. "Yes; I don't want any name to it." "Then I can't publish it." "Why not?" "Because I am conscientious about this matter. I don't want an unjnst suspicion tp fall upon some innocent person." Children Cry foi Pitcher's Castorla. The following is coins the round nf the press in reg.ud to the change of management in the Lehigh Valley iaiiroad : "When Asa Packer died he left $rc- 000,000 invested in the Lehigh Valley Railroad with the recommendation that it be allowed to remain there for an indefinite period. As is known, ftir. l'ackcr left but one child, a daught er. Some years ago she married Char ley Cummings, a popular Lehigh Val ley conductor, but who was poor and was not favorably received by some of the relatives. Cummings, believing himself the representative of the Pack er estate, sought favor with the active management and attempted to advance himself to the presidency of the road. These advances Acre repelled, how ever, and the young man felt deeply the snub he received from President Wilbur. He told them he would get even with them, and now he has done it by turning over to a rival corpora tion the president, directors, managers. employes and the entire equipment of the J.ehigh Valley. Cummings has had his revenge, and not only that, but he is to be the right hand man of President McLeod in tne management of the great Port Reading road. Mr. and Mrs. Cummings have been for several years enjoying their enormous revenue from the Packer investment in the Lehigh Valley. They have a sumpt uously furnished private car and have traveled over the whole country in the most elegant style. Being a practical railroad man, Cummings has, since his fortunate marriage, been anxious to become prominent in railroad manage ment, but until now President Wilbur, it is said, has been in the way. Jiuus-iiead Horse and Cattle Powder is a sure preventive of hog cholera, and cures cough, measles anil swelled necks. Price 25 cents per package of one pound. At all dealers. A. Barren Existence Strawbcr "Mangle and his wife have gone out West, and are living on a ranch," Singcrly. -'How do they like it?" Strawbcr. "He likes it well enough ; but she is miserable. I hear she says she can t tell when her next-door neigh bor lias a new dress." Cloak liei'kxn. I HAD FAITH. About six months ago I was advised to consult Mrs. Halt, the great Spirit ualist doctor, to see if she could cure me of Scrofula, from which I have suffered from childhood. She said if I would have faith in the medicine she gave me, that she could cure tue. I took her medicine, and in less than three months I was cured. Why, the way the medicine worked was a ruir ide. I begged 0 her to tell me wliat the medicine was made of, but she said she could nut do so. Finally she told me the medicine was SuliJjur Bitters, and that she never knew it to fail in all such cases as mine. Mtt, Clara Knowlton, 5 Jfanoctr Street, Boston, Mass. 3-i8-2t He Knew it, of Course- Young Hopelul, "father, did you understand trigonometry when you were a boy r Man of Affairs. "Triggernometry ! Why, bless you, my son, there wasn't nobody in the whole country handier with the gun than me!" Harper's Jlazar. That Tired Feeling T often the forpriirinpr of serious ill ness. which mav tie broken 11 n if a good tonic like Hood's Sarsaparilla is taiten in season. 1 nis mecucine in vigorates the kidneys and liver to re move the waste from the svstem. nuri fies the blood and builds up the strength. Constipation is caused by loss of the peristaltic action of the bowels. Hood's Pills restore this action and invigorate the liver. The Cause of His Sickness- Mrs. Potter, "Well, I wonder what kept you out all night this time? Jack Potter. "I sat up with a sick friend. Mrs. Potter. "What was his com plaint ?(l Mr. Potter. "He complained that the rest of us cheated him.' Puck. Dr. Meeker's Medicines are pure and a sure cure for whatever they claim. Lung tonic for colds. Speedy relief for pains, internal and external. Blackberry Cordral for bowel com plaints, for young and old. Every bottle guaranteed. For sale by all druggists. Manufactured by H. C. & J. A. Olmstead. Williamsport, Pa. All put up in as and 50 cts bottles. 6-19-1 yr. Now Try This. It will cost you nothing and will surely do you good, if you have a Cough, Cold, or any. trouble with Throat, Chest or Lungs. Dr. King' New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to give relief or money will be paid back. Sufferers from La Grippe found It just the thing and under its use had a speedy and perfect recovery. Try n sample bottle at our expense and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottle free at C. A. Kleim'f Drug Store. Irge size 50c, and $1.00. Children Cry foi Hot Playing Fair- woman is ruled against f.vem when SHE IS BADLY HURT. Let a woman be killed in a railroad accident, and if she has a policy in a travelers insurance company her h.-irs may get the same sum tint a man's heirs may; but let the poor woman be biaten and broken and tlitf breath of life almost knocked out of her, as ong as there is a bit of breath left in her body, so long she m.iy not receive a bit of accident insurance moncy,cven though her policy is against accident She will read it only to find this clause: "Except that this ticket insures Fc male3 against death only." lor women to be called females with a capital letter is sufficiently old fashioned and barbarous, but for the travelers insurance not to insure them, too, against accident is not playing fair. I he theory probably is that women are not wage earning creatures. ct the $15 a week or upward that a man's accident policy brings him is scarcely as necessary to an insured male capitalist as to the milliner in jured in a railroad accident on her way to buy spring bonnets, or to the feminine head of a household whom a like injury forces to hire nurses and extra service in her horns. It is a clause far behind the times, and, be sides, it is not at all good business management to leave it. Thousands of women travel in these travclsome days, and their money is as gjod to pay for accident policies in one com pany as in another. It is not the extremes of heat and cold so much as the sudden changes in temperature that cause certain climates to be unhealthful. When, however, the system is invigorated with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, these changes are rarely attended with injurious re sults. The Attention of the Public Is attracted by any new feature in news-paper advertising, but it must be strikingly novel if the advertisement is read a second time. The display advertisements of retail merchants are artfully worded and ap peal strongly to the economical house keeper. Flat irons at seven cents and a Monday bargain sale in ribbons open the pocket books of the modern Mrs. 1 ooles. The real estate agent with town lots for sale in an earthly Paradise, ten miles from Court House, furnishes free transportation, a brass band and a free luncheon for prospective home seekers The railway companies do their share of news-paper proprietors. Their time tables, showing arrivals and departures of trains, are paid in cash, or in tickets which will enable the editor and his best girl to ride on the trains. One railway company will advertise that it is a "short line to Omaha." A competing line then positively states that it is "a shorter line to Omaha than any other," and now the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway insis's that it is "the shortest line to Omaha, and proves it. The Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul Railway Co. also says that it is the best line to St. Paul and Minnea pons, with "electric lighted trains and reading lamps in each berth so that one can read all night long if he has a book and don t want to sleep, It brags about the "finest dining cars in the world," with the best of meals served on imported china by the most expert and civil of colored waiters, at seventy five cents, while the lines east of Chicago charge a whole collar. And once more the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway opens up a new through car line Irom Chicago to Denver, via Omaha and Lincoln, and it isn't long before the whole world says to itself that "short est line to Omaha." that "best line to St. Paul and Minneapolis," and that "new route to Denver," must be the only first-class railroad in the western part of the United Stales, and what the whole world says must be true. All Coupon Ticket Agents in the United States and Canada sell tickets via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul R'y. For information concerning the line, time tables, etc., address John R. Pott, Dist. Pass. Agent, 486 William Street, Williamsport, Penna. A VALUABLE PBESENT. A YEAR S SUHSCRIPTION TO A POPULAR AGRICULTURAL PAPER GIVEN FREE TO OUR READERS. By a special arrangement with the publishers we are prepared to furnish r ree to each of our readers a year's subscription to the popular monthly journal, the American Farmer, pub lished at Springfield and Cleveland, Ohio This offer is made to any of our subscribers who will pay up all arrear ages on subscription and one year in advance' and to any new subscribers who will pay one year in advance. Ihe American farmer enjoys a large national circulation, and ranks among the leading agricultural papers. By this arrangement it costs you nothing to receive the American Farmer for one year. It will be to your advantage to call promptly. Sample copies can be seen at our office. tf Vim, 11 will be paid for a recipe enabling tis to make Wolff's Acme Black ing at such a price that the retailer can profitably sell it at 10c. a bottle. At present the retail price is 20c. Tliit oTcr I. open nntll January tit., 189. For f sttuuLn aUdrcs, th undersigned. Acmp. Clacking is made of pure alcohol, oilier liquid dressings ore made of water. Water com nothing. Alcohol is dear. Who can show us how to make it without alcohol so that we can make Acmk Clacking at cheap as water dressing, or put it in fancy pack ages like many of the water dressing, and then charge for the outside appearance in stead of charging for the contents of (he bottle? WOLFF & RANDOLPH, Philadelphia. PIK-RON ii the name of a paint of which a 25c. bottle U enough to make six scratched and dulled cherry chairs look like newly finished ma hoqnniej. It will do many other remarkable things which no other paint can do. All retailers sell it. Do You Want Relief? KROUT'S RHEUMATIC REMEDY Will promptly rlive th tnot tlUtP'ttMiiK t-HMt of AcUto or OirnlliC OinimHhm or Nmt. Vy ptrUWy oluwrviiiff lh clirt-cliuns, it will curt ui 1 rinaiirtitl y. tiiMhc the hitiit'rroai rrerriflAn tiil fl'iorl 1 ti ei'tintrr, thin nnill'-hn' l ivill : f.T thf vnrloiiB form or rUruruat llu onW, nl imt In uur lenn- ft rsir ' I ."" lino lii'ttir w ill pmkf i:lfsVtor r Iniprruinu en lUf f(fm. In rstntm-ilon with the com iiico l he Hi fit rT (b"t ibo piopiT tmMjr line btn fit isn't. Ynu ! mr. Besil requeitcd to tcit tin) mcrlu of KROUT'S RHEUMATIC REMEDY It T-tlnftrtta vroprrHr-ii are todoned bf hit ad red of tht in1t rtmTlll t Mimtttitlilt), On 15 vi' frfMst truT' illriiK, fmftrVllMr far thrlr r'nrfitiT fHwtjrt, r nv I In the mannfatur'! nf KKOLT H IIHK1M T1I! ItHiKDV. J1.:0 Tor Battle. 6 B:ttls, $3. CO. Fill. 23 Cti. Sex. ir yti ir t'tri kcT"' "l""" " ""'I1 It. ' "I r the uianulitctun-r. anil iu will rrcrl It I'f mall. ALiiKitr Kuoirr, 3(137 Market Htreot, 1'hiUd'a, Ya, ItOafM 0lis,Cf li,lrTant,Orn,Iaiataia, tWhspmt 0ofh,Brouhitlu4 Asthma. Awtala v ft CwmaptUa la Sth iui-i, ud tart r.luf Im tnuiM Hiiii Vm M mm. To will tht i Mllnt TMt artot takuur th ar am. SM 4lmmifwtm. Lwk fctuua, M turn 4 IUO. CURE Elck Headache and relieve alt the trouble met dont to a bllioua Ut of the yatom. tuoh aa) XJizzlnoflR, Nauaea, Drowilneaa, Itstna after MthiR. l'aiu la the Bldo, 4a. Whila tliuirraos6 rem&clu&lo aucceaa liaa bouu shown in coilsg , Jleaaache, yet Carter1 Little Liver Pitta tie equally valuable in Constipation, curing and pre uctlng tuisannoyinacoiuplalut.wullo thnyulsa eorraetaUdlsordoraoftheatomacb.stlraulatatlia livur and regulate the bowels. SreaUtiicyouly " HEAD 'AeJiathey would be almostpHceleaa to them wha nulfor from thlsdlstreaaing complaint; but fortu nately thelrgoodnuaadoea notauil uoro.&nu' thoee Whooncotry thonl will find thesellttlu pilla valu able in o many ways that thoy will not be WIN ling to do without them. But alter allsickbe! fla the bans of ae many lire that hen Is where wo make our great boast. Our pills cure it while Other do not. I Carter' Little TJrer Pills are Tory small an! Tory easy to take. One or two pills makeadoae. U'hoy are strictly vegeUbl and do not grip or purge, but by their gentle action pleaae all who tue them. Inrlaleat 2Soentsi five for H. Soldi by druggist erery wliara, or seat by mail. CARTER MEOIOINI CO., New York; SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE PILES "AWAKESlS (rives Instant iviiei ami la an iiiiuuidio Care for Fllt-a. I'rUefl. Ity lrugmtormRii. ninnies free. Ad.lroas-A.VAK iIS." Jiox SHU, Mow York City. -FOB FINEST PHOTOGRAPHS- (lO TO HEMP'S GALLERY, Having remodeled my (lalleiy, putting; in an extra lloor to give us Ihe hnest light in 1'tnna., enlarged my miming room, and put in Ihe latest facilities to turn out finest grade work at the shortest time possible. Finest Cabinets in Town i Doz. Cabinets, i Crayon and Fram ed, Only $5.00. Jlemember the placeNext to St. l.lnio Hotel, Bloomsburg, Pa. 0 Branch Gallery, Mill St. opposite Opera House 12 CAUINETS FOR $1.00, ' Catawissa Pa. 1 CARTER'S Ermc s IVER BEIXTSCII'S. A DRIVE IN HATS. ! i" am mahiii'J a fug (irive 111 nais, ana ojcr nobby thatches for the Ulomc of thought at i prices t h a t pa ralyxo competitioii and popu larize our liars. Accu rate measures ta'keu foi the latest stifles of silh hats, or an? style the cu scorn cr Hants. L jew of the fur caps at cost still remain, but do i.ot wail too long or you will iniss a great opportun ity. In custom made clothing we defy compe tition. JL jine line of got ds from which to se lect, always on hand, and a good Jit guaran teed. We almost forgot to name our recent invoice of nobby Derby hats, and genteel nccltwear. Next door to First Na tional Bank. Bcrtsch, The Tailor, Bloomsburg, Fa. BYRON CLARK, A. M. M. D. SEW YORK CITY. SPECIALIST, In the trmtmetit of Chronic Dlfeaufi toUcitt Chronft Ohnltiuite cttjiea who uirv obtained tto relifetxetnwre, and eonjlrwg hi prartlon to miclt aiiw only as ore to ctrarlv tmit fM) lirtvhiped a to mnk nnnptetf mid iositltv Diagnosis 'rlit. out (juestiontng or allmrtng potlmts to make a sttttontettt of their eoudition. This rnethtjtl of ex amination is made In order to eliminate as far as human skill and rsim-lenin can do, all ele ments of uncertainty in the diagnosis and treat ment of diseases, and Inspire confident trtien lost by unsiutrssfut If not Injurious treatment from mtntaken dtagnosls. On this basis ofl'ost- live Diagnosis, far treatment. Dr. Clark's Jfrper. lenre has liecmiui strictly unlimited by a Thirty Year's Practice which In extern', variety and mia. aessful results is equalled try few and excelled by none. Patients, ,nal and female, not cured by ordinary treatment or In doubt as fo the nature tW their diseases esieclally invited. VII. CLAIIK, ttrtutnated, Teaelws and Practices Posillre DUv nosis and by confining his practice to the fully deceloied diseases of Men and Women has attained unusual successin the treatment of many sin.nled IncuralAe maladies. If tlu ex amination Is not In very strict accordance. ,rilh the symptoms lite patient is advised not to under go treatment at all, Tlie doctor can be ounsulted free of charge at NEW YOKK CITY, The IHron, No. 107, West until street, Jim. si to Feb. 6, May iHt to Nth, Auk- 'at to 7th, Oct. SO to Nov. 8th, Jan. SlMli to K-b. Oth. IK'.M. BLOOMNHl'ltU, PA., exchange Hotel, Friday and Saturday, Oct, 9 uurt 10 lwil; Saturday Inn. 80th, Thurwlay and Friday April ' atid W, Thursday and Friday July and H, Thursday and Friday Oct. HT and , 18!; Thursday aud Friday Juu. i and 'J7, 1HU3. Tho Eest Burning Oil That Can be Made From Petroleum. It gives a brilliant light. It will not smoke the chimneys. It will not char the wick. It has a high fire test. It will not explode. It is pre-eminently a family safetv oil. We Challenge Comparison with am other illuminating oil made. We stake our Reputation, as Refiners upon the statement that it is The Best Oil IM THE WORLD. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR. Crown - Acme ACME OIL COMPANY BLOOMSBURG, - PA INB88 MAI NOISES CUU tr 1 " . 1 1. t ini ni.s TUBUiai EAR FortAlilu. BuutWHKriil whei t- ll Kt-nmllH aii. lllu fwv.u A jvimTh Ir, Address I. Ulsi ox, SOS e4aj, Saw itrk. Old I" WHY? (!ecflfttefil W will hfcvcnow that hewn ItcL get it. e uives &. delicious &Yd lastina CHEW. your M'Killip Bros. Photographers. Only the best work done. Fin est effects in light, and shade; negatives re touched and modeled for sup- erior finish. Copying view ing and- life size crayons. Over II. t. Clark & Son's store. BLOOMSBURG. A WINNER FOH ALL DISEASES IS MANNERS' Double Esiract Sarsaparilla IF PROTERLY TAKEN. Headache, Loss of Annetite. Languid .m.l Tired Feeling. Fifty Cents a liottle. SVU MANNERS1 pOt'lll-E EXTRACT SARSAPAR1IX lias no equal as a Wood Tuiifitr ami Tonu. Rash, Pimples and Loils can he ciire.l. A all druggists. FIFTY CENTS A HOTTLt . Try it and von will never regret it. For sale by all druggist. Fifty cents a bottle. Also at Moyer liios.' DEAFNESS, ITS CAUSES AND CURE! Boicntiflonlly treated by an anrlstof world -wnlr reputation. Deufuea eradicated and entirely cured, ot from iO to 8U years' staudina-. aftor nfl other treatments bare failed. How the dilt. culty Is reached fuid the cause removed, IuIIt explained iu eircalnni. with hiHiIkviui i..i . tuouutU ot cures from pronituentueoiile, mulled tree Hi; A. i O.Nf Al-Ji, Xauoiuu, Wiwb.