The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, July 03, 1891, Image 3

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    No. 187. CrotMWord Enigma.
.In help, but not in aid.
in Indy, but not In maid.
In rapid, but not in slow.
In rich, but not in poor.
In bitter, but not in sweet.
In mow, but not in sleet.
In minute, but not In Wiur.
In might, but not in power.
My whole names a spring flower.
No. 158. Innb1e Acrostic.
Tho words are of ihicur1 lenKth: 1. Up
tight. II To instruct, H. In music, slow.
4. To deliver. 6. A pirtleu plant. 6. A
Yssert. 7... To entreat. 8. A raft. 9. An
Intimation. 10. Profundity. 11. A news
paper. 13. To absorb. Prlmrtls An Amer
ican author. Finals An English author.
Both great favorites with young people.
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No. ISO. Nnmrrlcal Enlgism.
My whal, oornponed of 80 letters, is n
quotation from Shakespeare's "Merchant
of Venice." r
My 2, t. 5, 90, 24 t to frequent. ,
My 14, 7, 0, 28, 30 is an animal of Africa.
My 4, 5, 21, 1, 30 Is a share. ;
My 10, 23, 13, ST, 13, 89 Is war.
My 28, 8, 25, 0 is an honorary title given
to kings.
My 16, 11, 10 is shy.. .
My W, 18, 1, 9, 17 is foggy.
jo. iuo. cnaraae.
I am a word of syllables three.
. My first is to steady me.
.' My second Is used fr camping ont.:
My tlilrrl is intended without doubt.
Find my whole if you can;
If you llnd it you'll be a happy man. " '
No. 161. Drop Letter l'rorerb.'
W-e-e-K-o-a-o-l-b-i-s-i-f-l-y-o-e-i-o.
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No. 103. A Geographical 1'uzzle.
From 25 to 1, the "Athena of America;"
26 to 8, a Scandinavian town; 26 to S, a gnlf
ef the Indian ocean; 25 to 7, an Atlantic
bay; 25 to ft, a law island; 25 to 11, a city
f South America; 25 to 13, a city of Ger
many; 25 to 15, an Asiatic country; 25 to
17, a range of mountains in Europe; 25 to
19, a city in Germany; 25 to 21, a city In In
dia; 25 to 23, a city In Maine; 8 to 5, a coon
try in Africa; 7 to 9, the former nam of a
erty In Japan; U to 13, a town in Ohio; 15
to 17, a lake in North America; 19 to 21, a
town in France; 23 to 1, a city in France;
from 4 to 0, a fainoas volcano; from 8 to 10,
a town of Syria; from 13 to 14, an ancient
city, famous for its paiple dye; from 16 to
1$, one of the great divisions of the globe;
from 80 to 22, one of -the United States;
from 34 to 9, one of the United States. St.
Nicholas. -.- ' j !
No. -MS. Famous Cngllsh Authors.
1. What author was Qt to eatr
8. What author waa head of the Romish
abarohr ' . '
8. What author was fleet of foot?
4. What author had charge of the wine
eellarr ',;. .- , ,
6. What author waa a door fastening?
6. What author made elothesf
7. What author was a dark concretion of
urthr ,v ,.
, 1 ' . '
Obseura Points Hade CUar.
Why do we buy shoes? Because we can
not get them for nothing?
What table has not a leg to stand upon?
The multiplication table.
What most resembles a cat looking out
of a garret window, amid a sheltering
bower of jasamine and woodbine? A cat
looking into a garret window under the
ame circumstances.
Why is the root of the tongue like a de
jected man? Because It's down in the
mouth.
Why is a dog's tail a great novelty? Be
cause no one ever saw it before.
Why is a comet more like a dog than the
dog star? Because it has a tail, and the
dog star hasn't I
(Oh, yes, but the comet is merely a tem
aorary institution, while the dog star, you
know, is a real sky tarrier.)
An Kasy Way to Fire Op.
In Greenland tis so very cold
That each newspaper Solon,
In almost every line he writes.
Must pause to put the i
Key to tbe Fuzzier.
No. 148. An Eggs-act Transaction: She
bad seven nt first.
To the first customer she sold 8X and K 4
9the second she sold IX and Hi
TO the third she soUl.... Knd;-1
1
No. 149. Hour Gloss Illustrated:
HANDLES
0 A R D
MAT
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BOB
0 B O P S
B V H N B 8 s
Ho. 150. Double Acrostic: Calais. Ed
ml
1. C a n u t E.
2. A 1 f r e D.
8. LiulitugoW.
4. A r m a d A.
5. IdolatoR.
0. ScotlauD.
No. 151. AnagraminAticali Isothermal.
Mo. 153. Connected Syllables:
tt A I M E N T
MENTAL.
ALDER.
DERRICK.
Jfo. 153. Easy Word Squares:
KIRK OPEN
IRON POLE
ROPE ELMS
XL Bt Hi a a a d i
Mo. 154. Numerical Enigma: BohnatraV
No. 156. A Word Change Read, Band,
Eftad. Ring. Sing.
No. lfio. Decapitations: B-awt,
Vround, P-altar, &aay Bxrmc.
Apathy of Americans Regarding Public
Rights.
The apathy of the American citizen
at large as to public rights has also
been a matter of remark, as contras
ted with the tone prevailing in Eng
land in that regard, or in this country
(luring the post-revolutionary period.
Public action is shirked, and peo
ple of education and character,
through apathy or absorption in priv
ate interests, allow themselves to be
governed by vicious dcspoilers. The
Irish people, who have immigrated
here in herds, with their energy and
cohesive force, have utterly driven, fo
far as tur seaboard cities are con
cerned, the old colonial decendents
from the administration of public affairs-
As regards the city of New
York, which may be considered typi
cal in this matter, Prof. Bryce, the
philosophic English observer, remarks
that there exists in that city "such a
witches' Sabbath of jobbing, bribing,
thieving, and prostitution of legislative
power to private interest as the world
has seldom ' seen." The above criti
cism applies also, in a great measure,
to national politics, and the present
jobbery and , general venality are in
terrible contrast with the high-minded
and patriotic administration of public
affairs during the early years 'of the
Republic. Even the upper chamber
of our national Sanhedrin is now no
toriously filled, with some exceptions,
by men who have gained their legisla
tive places through their enormous
wealth, which has been so applied , as
to crush competition, and legislative
action, there, is now controlled mainly
by those whose merit is neither char
acter or statemanship.' A former clerk
of the United States Senate recently
stated that national politics were dy
ing out at Washington. "It is rare to
find a man," said he, "in cither branch
of Congress,, who engages in legisla
tion with anything but a personal view."
From ",Srwic American Change"
bi James W. Gerard, in July J.ip
pincott's. Do You Cough?
Don't delay. Take Kemp's Bal
sam, the best cough cure. It will
cure your coughs and colds. It will
cure sore throat or a tickling in the
throat. It will cure pains in the chest,
It will cure influenza and bronchitis,
and all diseases pertaining to the
Lungs because it is a pure Balsam.
Hold it to the light and see how clear
and thick it is. You will see the ex
cellent effect after taking the first dose.
Large bottles 50c and $1,
Doctor "There, get that prescrip
tion filled, and take a teaspoonful
three times a day before meals." Pau
per Patient "But, doctor, 1 don't get
but one meal in two days." Texas
JSif tings. ,
When a ladv of uncertain aee tells
you coyly that she has seen twenty-
seven summers it is aitogetner impo
lite to ask her how the last one of the
twenty seven looked. Oomerville
Journal.
"Did you enjoy the circus, Johnny ?"
"Verv much. I had a ride on a big
leather animal with a snake on its
nose." Puck.
Farmer "Did that tramp over yon
der leave this house ?'' Wife "Yes ;
but he took our money with him."
Nero York Journal.
I Was a Fool
Yes thev said I was a fool not to
try Sulphur Bitters for Rheumatism,
from which I had suffered over two
vears : but I had tried so many doctors
and medicines without getting relief
that I was discouraged. 1 am now on
my fourth bottle and almost cured.
I was a fool that I did not try that
wonderful remedy before. U, G.
Pratt, Manchester, N. 11. 6-a6-2t,
You can never lift a mortgage by
pulling at a bottle. Elmira Gazette.
"What is a skin game ?" asks a cor
respondent. A skin game is one
where the other man makes all the
money. New York Recorder.
Teacher "Now, then, who can tell
me the plural of 'child ?' " The Bright
Pupil "Twins." Paris Figaro.
Tbe Great Benefit
Which neoDle in run down state of
health derive from Hood's Sarsaparil-
la, conclusively proves that tnis medi
cine "makes the weak strong." It
does not act like a stimulant, impart
ing fictitious strength, but Hood's Sar
saparilla builds up in a perfectly nat
ural wav all the weakened parts, puri
fies the blood, and assists to healthy
action those important organs, tne
kidneys and liver.
Fourth of July Excursions on the Pennsyl
vania Railroad.
nf the usual custom
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
will sell excursion tickets for the
Fourth of July holiday between all
tatinns nn its svstem east of Pittsburg
and Erie, at a rate of two cents per
mile.
The tickets will pe sold on July 3rd
and 4th, and will be valid for .return
until July 7th, 1891, inclusive.
Children Cry for
Piter??!" iatr!i:
How's Thiel?
We offer One Hundred Dollars re
ward for any case of catarrh that can
not be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh
urc.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., To-
lecio, u.
We, the undersigned, have known F.
J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and
believe him nerfertlv hnnnrahlp in nil
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
West & Truax, wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, O. Waldino, Kinnan &
Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free.- Price 75c,
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
6-19 4t.
Mizpah Say (the evening before
her wedding) "Suppose the. minister
should want to kiss me after the cere
mony, dear, what shall I do?" Miss
Vinnie Garr (her dear friend) "He
won't want to." New York Press.
i . ,
"No, mum," said Bridget, I don't
brine any reference. I don't think
you would care for the opinions of
some of the persons I have been work
ing for." And Bridget ' was promptly
engaged. New York Recorder.
Boggs "An American girl always
makes a bargain when she marries a
lord." Fogg "How do you make
that out ?" Boggs Because he is
cheap at any price." Fif'n.
My Family Doctor.
For the last two years has been Sul
phur Bitters, and until I began using
them in my family, wc had more or
less sickness, and our doctor's bill has
been very large. Since we began
their use, we have had no doctor to
pay, and three dollars invested in Sul
phur Bitters has kept health in our
family. F Knott, Postmaster, Wa
verly, Iowa. 6-26-2t.
FOR THE BLOOD-
9
A-
Constipation, Lame Back and
Headache it proves its worth in one
dose as it will cure the worst cases of
Billious troubles. Manners' Double
Extract Sarsaparilla can be given to
children as well as to adults. Mrs.
Thos. Morton, of Avoca, Pa., says that
it is the best for constipated children
For Pimples, Boils, Rash and Eczema
it cannot be beat.. For Erysipelas,
Scrofula and Salt Rheum it has no
equal. Once tried and it proves the
home friend. If your druggist does not
keep it, have him get it for you, and
you will never regret it. For sale by
all druggists, also at Moyer Bros.,
Wholesale & Retail, Druggists. Price
50c a bottle.
(DUKE
tUck Eesdscheand relieve U the troubles met
dent to a bilious stato of the system, euoh tm
Ditzlneu, Nauaea, Drowalnoss, Dlitraaa arte
eating, tain In tbe Side, ao. Whilo tbelrmost
Remarkable suocea baa boon shown iu curing
Seaflaehe, rot Carter's Little Liver Fills M
equally valuable in Constipation, enringand pre
venting this annoying complaint, wblle they alas
correct alldiaordura of tbestomacbtimulate tbe
liver and regulato tbe bowels. fiveuU they only
HEAD
laebstbey wooldbealmostprloeleasto those wh
'Sulfur fromtbladiatresslngcomplatnti but for tu
,SiatelytbelrgoodueBSdousnotendhere,anUthoia Who once try them will find these little pills valu
able In ao many waya that they will not bo wil
ling to do without thorn. But slter aUslckbaad
la the bans of so many lives that hers Is where
We make our great Maat. vox puia cure It while
Othere do not.
Carter's LltUo Liver Pills are very small and
verv eaav to take. One or two nlUs makes dose.
They are striotly vegetable and do not gripe or
fiarge, but by their gontle action please all who)
oaetbem. In viaUat iiSoentei Ave for $1. Sold
ty drogiiiata STsrTwhere, or aaut by ""'1,
CARTER MIOIOINI CO., New York!
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE
PILES
A VARRI8 M (fives Instant
rouei ana is an luimunie
Cantor Plica, Priucjl. By
prutftriHtsormall. Samples
fra.AddrcssuANAKIttl8,
Sox Mia, NewJTork City.
KITTLE.', '3a5n
puts. J
"1
KITCHEN'S DOG
is on the watch for impostors
and has found one in the shape
of a "concern that claims to
make more Binder Twine every
year than all the other factor
ies combined." Don't be in
fluenced by such misleading
statements, but procure your
twine ot manufacturers whose
standing and reputation are a
guarantee for their veracity.
We handle the ' Famous
Flower Brands of Binder Twine
made by VVm. Deering &
Co., who do not claim to make
''more twine than all the other
factories combined" but who
do claim to have made and
sold in 1890, more twine than
any other one concern in the
world and their books will
prove their assertion.
Not only do we lead in
"Quantity'' but also in "Qual
ity" of our Twine.
Some people don't like
flowers. We do, and as the
Golden Rod, Daisies and Lil
lies are sources of pleasure
and satisfaction, so also are
the Deering twines sources of
pleasure and satisfaction to
them.
Come and see us and we
will sell you the longest,
strongest, best and cheapest
twine in the world.
If you havn't time to come
in, there is the Tost Umce
A postal card costs only one
cent send us a line and we
will deliver the twine at your
door as cheap as you can buy
11 anywnere in town.
D. W. KITCHEN.
ESQ'S I EGOS I
From Barred "PLYMOUTH HOCKS."
The Farmer Favorite,
From RED CAPS,
The Great Layers.
AT ll.jo PER 13, OR SO PER
26 EGOS.
W. B. GERMAN,
tf. MUlvUle, Fa.
Th i GRrATruALTH UKM It.
DDetizinaT. Hold by all d
iy all dealers. beautiful Picture
Delicious. Davrklinir. and
Book mnd oardi Mtit t'UKK to any on Bending
sddraM to the O. E. HIKES UO Philadelphia, Pa.
HARD PUSHING.
A. C.YATES & Co.
HOW ONLY C0E1IEE 13th AND CHESTNUT STS.
Tr WATERPROOF
THAT
3Tpt to
grot
BE UP
TO
THE MARK
JUL
1HDI HO LAUNDCBUta OAS R WKB GUAR M A MOMCHT. !
THO ONLY LI NON-LINED WATEIIPROOP
COLLAR IN THD MARKET
A FINE PIECE OF
IS INDEED A LUXUFr
FltJZER'S
COMES AS
NEAR.BEIN8
A
FINE PIECE
OF .
ni ha
a.UQBACCO
AMONG DEALERS
THESE GOODS ARE ON THE
MARKET IN ONLY ONE SHAPE,
3x12 FULL 16 OZ. PLUG THE
MOST CONVENIENT TO CUT IN
POCKET PIECES OR CARRY WHOLE.
J1I0. FDIZER A BROS., Louisville, Ky.
J. R.Smith & Co.
LIMITED.
MILTON, Pa.,
DEALERS IN
PIANOS,
By tbe following well-known makers 1
Chickerint?,
Knabe,
"Weber,
Hallet & Davis.
Can also furnish any of the
cheaper makes at manufact
urers' prices. Do not buy a
piano before getting our prices.
getting our prices.
o
Catalogue and Price Lists
On application.
It requires "hard pushing'
to dispose of poor wares. All
sorts of schemes are devised
to " palm off" inferior Cloth
ing onto the unwary.
At Yates', corner 13th and
Chestnut Sts., schemes are not
in vogue the goods sell them
selves. They are gotten up
with great care, are superior in
every way and still are sold at
moderate prices.
COLLAR CUFF
CAM BB RBLIBB Oil
Clplltl
to piaooiourl'
TRADE
J A
I
'
AND IS f? to
KNOWN AS A ffS MAKE IT
Tirana
1010
We are on top all the time and
mean to stay there. That is in every
thing except prices those are lower
than anywhere else in this town. But
we are known to be on top in the
quality, make and appearance of ev
erything we sell. Tip-lop goods at
bottom rates are scarce try ours.
E. JACOBS & SON,
unkers and xi rg confectioners.
NO. 130 WEST MAIN STREET.
CLOTHING I CLOTHING!
G. W. BERTSCH,
THE MERCHANT TAILOR.
:-o-:
GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS,
HATS AND CAPS
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION.
Suits nade to.order at short notice
and fit always guaranteed or no sale.
Call and examine the largest and best
selected stock of goods ever shown in
Columbia County.
Store next door to First Nationa
Bank.
' MAIN STREET,
BloomsDursr Pa.
Tha Best Burning Oil That Can be
Made From Petroleum.
It gives a brilliant light. It will not
smoke the chimneys. . It will not char the
wick. It has a high fire test. It will not
explode. It is pre-eminently a family safctv
oil.
We Challenge Comparison with an)
other illuminating oil made.
We stake our Reputation, as Refiners
upon the statement that it is
in the; world.
ASK YOUR DEALER FOR.
Crown - Acme
ACME OIL COMPANY
ELOOMSBURG,-
1A
GRATEFUL - COMFORTING.
EPPS'S COCOA ;
BREAKFAST. ,.':..!
1 .... ....1
"By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws
which govern the operations ot digestion and
nutrition, and by a careful application of the
fine properties of well-selected Cocoa. Mr. Epos
has provided our breakfast tables with a deli
cately flavored beverage which may save us
many heavy doctors' bills. It Is by t he Juaicloim
use of such articles of diet that a oonstllutlon
may be gradually built up until stroug enough
to reKlKt every tendency to disease, iluudiwls
of subtle maladies are nonillug around us ready
to attack wherever there Is a weak point. V. e
mav escatie manv a fatal shaft by keening our
selves well fortltled with pure blood and a prop
erly nourished frame." Civil i-lw Oatfitn.
Made simply with bulling water or milk, bold
only In halt pound tins, by grocers, labelled
thus: JAM KM Kl'fS tic CO.,
PATENTS.
Caveats and Trade Marks obtained, and all
Patent business conducted for UoDEKATK
FEES.
OUK OFFICE IS OPPOSITE TUE U. 8. PAT
ENT OFFICE. We have no sub-agencies, all
business direct, hence can transact patent busi
ness In less time and at Less Cost than those re
mote from Washington.
Send model, drawing or photo, with descrip
tion. We advise It patentable or not, free ot
charge. Our fee not due till patent Is secured
A book, "How to Obtain Falenta,". with refer,
ences to actual clients in your Btutu, couny , 01
town, sent free. Address - 1 - ' -'
C. A. SNOW & CO,, Washington, D. C
(Opposite V. S, Patent omce.) , , . .
Haentze's Nervaline.
A Purely Vioktabli Ms dicjx for th
-NERVES
an effect ual cure for Inflammation and Irritation
ot tbe BLADDER, KIDNEYS and LIVER, Stone
in tho Madder, Calculus, ciravel and Brlck-dnst
Deposits, Weakness In Mules or Female. Ah a
Restorative Tunic and a Hlood t'urirter It has no
equal, creating a healthy apueiliu , and pure
blood. .,
PRICK SO CENTS. :
If yonr druggist has not got It, ask him to get
it tor you. Take no ot her. Made only by
THE KAJ2NTZE "MEDICINE-' GO,
PHILADELPHIA,' PA i ,
tr send for $i page Book, f ree to all.