THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT. BLOOMSBTJRG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
A New Vlow cf Oomnmptlon.
AND OSU AVItlCtl AI's'P.AM TO COMMON
, SKKSK. MANY OUIlAIU.i: CASES,
McJlP.il Etllus
'Many tioraona tlio of Consumption
who ooiilcl oisllv bo oureii." sayB Dr.
S. 0. Clnrk, of Wfttertown, N. V., "if
they would go nl it right. I have a
new viow of tho disentu. Consump
tion U not alwnvB or lung origin.
"How sot What is it then "
"Many cases of ootiRtinitilion nro
pi-cotidary. Tlio riiseaso itself prevails
everywhere, but tho best practitioners
rofuso to nttributo it entirely to in
heritance or tho weather. If a person
lives in tho most favorable olimato in
tho world and has any tendency to
lung weakness, if certain oonditions ex
ist in tho system, that climate, howovcr
favorable, will not prevent develop
ment of tho disease. Tho disorder in
such cates is only n sccoudary symp
tom in tho lungs of somo other ailment
and can never bo Tjurcd until approach
ed through its source."
"Yes, doctor i but what is tho meth
od of approach 1"
'If yon dip your finger in acid you
burn it t do vou not t"
"Yes."
"If you wash this burnt finger every
second with tho ncid, what is tho ro
suit r
"Why, constant inflammation, fest
ering and eventual destruction of tho
linger."
"Precisely I Now then for my meth
od, which commends itself to tho rea
Fon and judumenl of every skillful
nractitioner. You know certain acids
nro dovolopod in tho body. Well, if
tho system is nil ncht theso acids are
neutralized or utilized and carried out
If the system is rundown by excesses,
nuxietv. continual exuosure, or over
work, tluse acids accumulate in the
blood. If there is any natural weak
ness in tho lune. this ncid attacks it,
having ti natural affinity for it, and if
tho ncid is not neutralized or passed
out of tho system, it burns ulcerates
and finally destroys tho lung. Is this
clear!"
"Perfectly I But how do you pre
vent tho accumulation of theso acids in
tho Rvstcm V
"Irregularities of tho liver and kid
neys create this oxecas of acid and tho
supply can lie cut oil only by correct'
ma the wrong action of these organs
Tho kidneys alono should carry out in
quantity, in solution, enough of this
acid daily, which, if left in tho blood,
would kill four men. When tlio stom
aoh, tho liver and tho kidneys are- all
conspiring to increase tho acid, tho
wonder is that weak lungs resist death
as loni; as they do I
"But you have not told us how you
would treat such cases.
"No, but I will. Tho lungs are only
diseased as an effect of this acid or kid
noy poison in tho blood. After having
exhausted all authorized remedies to
correct this acid condition. I was com
polled in justice to my patients, to use
Warner's safe euro : though a proprie
tary remedy, it is now recognized, !
see. bv leadincr nhvsicians, by Presi
dents of Stale Boards of Health and
by insurance physicians, as a scientific
nud the only specifio for those great
organs in which over ninety per cent,
of diseases oricinato or aro sustained."
"Is this form of treatment successful!
"It is wonderfully so, and for that
reason I am only too willing that you
should announce it to tho world of
consumptives.''
Note bit the Tublishers : Wo hsvo
received th above interview from H.
II. Warner & Co.. Roohestcr, N. Y.,
with tho request that we publish it for
the aooil of sunerina people, in a
foot iioto to their letter they say :
"Tho experienco of Dr. Clark is not
Blrango to us. In our correspondence
wo have found that many thounndsor
people aro suffering from what they
think is Consumption, whereas the real
diraculty is with tlio liver and- Kidneys
proven by tho tact tSat when tneso or
gans ara restored to health by the use
of Warner's safe cure, tho consump
tion disappear, and so does urcmio or
kidney poisoning, which causes bo
many symptoms ofdisoases that tho
human system is subject to.. The same
may bo said of lheumatism, caused by
an acid condition of tho system. We
insist upon what wo always have claim-
ed, if you remove tho cause, tho system
will soon perfect the tcoric aireaay oe
nun. Mrs. Uevv Dr. Theodoro Wolf,
of Gcttyfbursr, Pa., wife of tho editor
of tlio Lutheran Quarterly, said her
fi lends thouulit her'laroono wttu con
sumption,' but after a thorough treat
ment with Warner s safe cure, sue says
4I am perfectly well.' Wo can- cite
thousands of such cases, but one is
enough. If you publish the above nrti
cle. hindhi send us i nlarked com.n
Wo gladly give place to tho article,
lor it we can in any way nay tno rav
ages of CoiiBuniDtion. which carries
away eo many millions j early, it is our
Louuden duty bo to do. Ivu.
Life in a Oircus Tent.
IUTIT.lt AXI SHOW AKE ON' Till: OUT-
SINK. AM. HANDS WORK HAltl).
Thcro is an individuality possessed
by the circos man, especially in the
case of tho old time showman who has
journo)ed on wagons and hoiseback
through the cross-roads and green lanes
of tho remote rural districts. Ho
comes in contact with many sorts of
iironle. in overv condition of life, nnd
his know edi!0 of tho characteristics of
tho inhabitants of tho different parts of
tho country is exUnstve. A reportti
recently called upon a showman at his
residence in Brooklyn and gained much
information about tho ups nud downs
of cirens tent life.
"I havo been out every season for
twenty two years," said he, "and I bo-
liovo I am.ablo to gtvo as many points
about tho business as any man you win
find in Brooklwi. A circus man wh
follows tho calling for any length of
tiuio lias abundant opportunities fur
Knowing thu country as .well as tho
habits and customs of tho people he
finds in it. Of course there aro lots of
ueonlo besides tliowrncn who travel
constantly, but the majority of these
inertly go from ono largo city to an
Oilier, auu wteir iuku ui uw raniiii,
mo Hiich as can be obtained by lookin
out of oar windows. There is littlo
differetico in tho routine work of
show nowadays, except of course, ll
maimer of uniiFixirtution from one
town to another. Tho first duty afte
unloading the cats in tho morning is to
pet up tho horeo and dieting icuis,
Tins !s done bv tho drivers and groom?,
While this work is going on the cooks
ami helpers nro employed in putting up
llio inebs tents anu preparing iu menu
fast.
The next act in to get ready for tho
-'mt parade. All havo to tuko patt
xept tho canvas nnd properly men,
who get up tho big tentc Tho street
iinrndo lasts Ices than an hour. Ono
oljtct of it ii to diaw tho ciowd away
frein tho grounds eo tho men can havo
ii better chance to work. Tho duties
of workmen whu ttnvcl with tho rail-
road shows aro less arduous than in I
former ycats. They sleep on tho oars
nnd generally get 'n early enough for
brcaktast, but their nycs aro in mucn
creator danger than they formerly were.
Last sehson six clrcin men wcro killed
in Mlchlanu, whero two sections of n
trnin collided. Another accident, in
Iowa, caused tho death of ono man
nnd wounded many more, nnd every
one knows tho lato ol poor dumuo, in
Canada. Scarcely a season passes with
out a fatal accident happening to circus
nins in dtlturetit parts ol the country.
"llio bos hostler has nboultho most
responsible position in tho working
force of a show. Ho has ehargo of all
10 hoisos and wagons, as well ns tho
mi; horses nnd non es. together wit n
their trappings, llo is held account
able when tho show gets on tho lots
nto or misses a tram through delay in
Kutlinir away. Tho press aocnt is al
ways tlio life of a circus, large or small.
n a big eliow there aro always ono or
two cars set npart for tho uso of tho
press agent nnd his assistants, llioy
aro usually shrewd, wideawako news
paper men who know how to hustle.
. can't sav who is tno best. Aeto
York Hail and Jhprcss,
FROM ALL SOURCES.
Vlonna. with Its 750,000 eoitU, liosn't a
dnglo free public library.
In St. LouU 7,000 pounds of copiwr hare
been uxl In making Just ono steam kcttlo (or
a brewery.
Theroaro 7,000 hawkers of newspapers lit
London big men, littlo boys, old women and
young girls.
No arrest has been made In Jtntamorn. Ills.,
In two years, so tho pollco forco has been ills
jienscd with.
Tho streets and squares of Berlin contain
upward of -15,000 trees, and tlio number Is
constantly Increasing.
Of 27,000 Jews who Immigrated to this
country last years only twenty-seven were
dependents and had to bo sent back.
On a "prairie schooner" that lately passed
through Ogallala, Neb., was this inscription:
"I camo from Neman county, Kan., and
don't know where I am going."
A plasterer In Dickinson county. Ia., who
recently lost his wife, remarked tearfully to a
friend: "Fy golly, that vos a bat loss. I
roder plaster dwo houses for nothings dan
loso ulm."
Tho children of Madagascar have no songs.
An American who translated "Old Mother
Hubbard" for them was threatened with Im
prisonment, on the grounds that no such per
son ever existed.
The White Island volcano, In the Bay of
Plenty, off tho North Island coast. Now Zea
land, Is In active eruption, and sending forth
a vast column of llamo and smoke, rising to
an immense height.
The Fresh Fond crematory, near New
York, Is no longer a novelty. Bince the first
body was burned last December sixty-eight
incinerations have taken place. "Business" Is
constantly looking up.
Franco and Great Britain havo one physi
cian to every 1,400 Inhabitants; Switzerland,
one to 1,500; Austria, Germany and Norway,
one to SOO. Tho United States require a
doctor for every COO people,
Tho strength of hand and wrist developed
by the professional prestidigitator was Illus
trated by Hermann the other day. He took
a new pack of ordinary linen back cords and
broke It In two, then broke one of the halves
into quarters.
Railroad trains running through woods ore
more or less delayed at this season of the year
by leaves that are drawn to the track by tbe
suction of the trains. They are ground under
the wheels, and tho moisture thus pressed out
makes tho rails slippery.
A St. Louis bunk cashier who went on his
vacation was followed for two weeks by a de
tective, and when he Anally caught on he re
turned homo and tried to lick the president
They found the books all right, and mollified
him with a diamond pin.
As returned by tho census of 1680, our
population in that year was 60,155,783. Ac
cording to the official estimate now published
tho population on the SOth of last Juno was
53,420,000, an Increase in six years of over
8,250,000, or about 17 per cent.
Sumac gathering is becoming a recognized
industry in portions of Virginia. This year
tho quantity gathered Is unusually largo,
some gatherers having made $500 each by
collecting the leaves and branches ot the
shrub, which they call " shoomako."
Scarcely a colored man can be found in
Washington who is not a member of a burial
society, organizations for tho exclusive
purpose of making a display nt funerals.
All funerals aro held on Sunday, and a brass
band Is the Invariable accompaniment.
Amsterdam has a great palace which tho
king occupies only six days in tho year. It is
built upon piles, and has cost, all told, (5,000,
000. This palace the king shows to vbltors
for n consideration. Pay two cents and you
are taken througlfby a guide in livery.
Mr. W. P. Miner, of Butte, M T went
away from homo and arranged a heavy
charge of dynamite so that anybody entering
would sot it off. AVhen he returned ho found
his cabin blown to atoms, and a few remnants
of the rash burglar who interfered with his
device.
An electric whipping apparatus has been
proposed by an Ingenious Swiss, w ho claims
for bis invention that it will inflict the neces
sary pain without leaviug those unpleasant
marks which ore wont to prove such lasting
ana unpleasant souvenirs to the castigated
school boys.
On the four sides of a liandsomo tombstone.
erected by a man in Niles, Mich., over the
grave of hU wife, aro theso Inscriptions:
The moro Saints tho more Hypocrites," "Tho
moro I'eaeo the mote Plenty," "Tho moro
Priests tho more Poverty," "Tho moro Heligion
tho moro Lying."
Wiuia Fraukland, a 3-year-old Geor
gian, playing in n pile ot cotton, scoeped out
n hole nud entitled into it. After a time soma
ono f.iiv Ids feet sticking from the bole and
pulled tho little fellow out. Ho was dead.
Hi t ItatuU were by his side, and the hole was
mi nail that ho had been unablo to put them
tltvii uul push himself out.
Whin Oeoi-go H. Potts of Philadelphia was
hi California somo years ugo a friend oifercd
LIiu f5,"00 worth of btock In an Alaska gold
iniite. Potts refused to buy, because he knew
nothing about the mine, ulthough tho friend
uilil it was a good thing. A few days ago
tho f i lend wrote that the $3,000 investment
was paying $5,000 cash each month.
During a recent storm an empty freight
car was blown by the wind Wlong it side track
ut tho rate of 15 miles nn our, . It rut) out of
tho twitch and started for Aux Bablo like an
express train. At the latter town an engine
started in pursuit of the runaway car. After
a tliarp chase a brakeman succeeded in jump
ing fiom tho cngino to tho car. He then
checked Its tpced by means of a ropo, and
finally stopped it.
ART AND ARTISTS.
Rosa Bonlteur la engaged In painting a por
trait of the mustnng w lilch was recently sent
to Iter uy an American admirer.
JJr, Stanford White, who lias designed a
cover fpr tho new Bcrl biter's MaRuzlne, la a
son of tlio luto (ttciiaril it ram wmto.
Secretary Lamar's daughter Is an nrtst of
considerable merit. A landscapo thowlng
tbo wcivtury's house in Mississippi Is one of
her latest ttorks.
Albert Dlerstadt, the landscapo artist, re
turned to Now York tho other day front a
klielclilng tour nlong Lake Superior, and
found aw alt Jug hl'l! anew decoration from
tho biiltun of Turkey,
Moro than M artists havo prpmlso) to
contrlbuto pictures to a sale In f bllaucipula,
tho proceed of which will be npplied to
tovcr tlio loss of tho l'entnylvania academy
and certain urtUts during tlio tiro last tprlng.
Bcllocour. the l'renclt historical mlnter,
has just completed his gieat picturo repre
senting Napoleon I signing his abdication at
Fontainbleuu. it (sine nrsi umo tins inci
dent has been depicted by an artist pf om-
Inettc.
Mr. Lobouchcro wys, In Truth, that
"thcro is no epocfal merit" n the peon's
sketches, and Princess Beatrice "Is about up
!o the standard of tho average amateur,
which means that nobody would cam to look
twjco at hsr work."
&he Stnua t Milks llupny,
Mrs. Ycrger was dressed to go to tlo ha) I,
Sho had on her new dross.
"You look stunning In that now dress, hut,
great Gator! what a lot of money It costs
lltoso Hard timet," remarked fol, Yerger.
fcItr', Charles, what do I caro for money
when It comos to making you happy," replied
Mrs. Yerger with a healnl-icr unite r -Texas
s.
PLAYERS AND PLAYHOUSES.
Margaret Mather Is going to revive- "Peg
Wellington.''
Henry IS. Abbey has offered Barry Sullivan
n thirty weeks' ongagoment In America.
The fortnight Lawrence Barrett wag in
Chicago ho is said to havo drawn 11,700.
Mrs. Kendal, England's leading actress.
l homely, but moro than this, she actually
prides horeclt on it ,
Franklin H. Sargent, tho teacher of acting,
has Just returned to Now York from a pro
fessional visit to Chicago.
"Odd. to Bay tho Least ot It." a comedy by
Edwnnl Hoss, will liavo Its first American
production In Philadelphia on Nov. 8.
Dion Douclcnult, with Morcu Mayer's ns-
slstence, Is busy gathctlng together n com
pany to supirt him on his projected torn.
Saturday nlitht William Gillette's play of
"Held by the lhiemy" said farewell to Now
York for n season. It has been very success
ful there.
Mrs. Lamrtrv behoves that charity lieglns
ot homo. She supports two little nieces,
lnys her brother s debts and gives mucu to
tho I est of her family.
"Al." Havniou. tho Ban Franclico manager,
Is colnz to nass tho winter In Now York. Ho
has loft two theatres, the Baldwin nnd tho
California, In tho hands of his local mali
ngers. Wilson Barrett's "Claudlan" is held by
somo to bo ono of tho strongest dramas that
has appeared in yeurs. It contains much of
the elements of tho occult and tho weird,
which Is tho popular crazo at present.
Miss Fortescuo. the English actress, who
sued Lord Garmoylo, familiarly known ns
"Gumboil," for breach of promise, thinks sho
has been kindly nnd considerately treated by
her Now York critics. Sho is physloally
slight, but capable of a great deal of work.
Shakestiearo has taken jtossesslon of tho
Madison Square theatre, Now ork. Miss
Davenport fills tho sbjgo with him at night
nnd Madame Modjeska occupies it with re
hearsals ot "As You Llko It" by day. Miss
Davenport thinks she ii going to havo a lueuy
season Iwcnuso the Is devoting its earlier
weeks to Shakespeare.
LABOR NOTES.
Tim VnlMit nf rlior In Louisiana have so
far developed no political strength.
Tho organized labor vote of Virginia is
about 00,000, out of n total vote of 225,000.
The various labor organizations of Mary
land propose to take an actlvo part in politics
this fall.
The other day Kugcno Trinally, of Jamaica,
L. 1., who was lined $20 for assaulting John
n.,..n t.nt.t 4tm ilnn In nniswllt. IllpOOS. TllO
coin had to bo taken nwny in n wheelbnrrow.
Twenty-nlno discharged employes of tho
1Innt..,nm nml fttil.1 1t,llt-nnil PnltllUlllV ll.lVO
brought suit at Columbus, O., to recover
money paid by instauments into tno mnu oi
tho Baltimore nnd Ohio Employes' Belief as
sociation.
rW, vf.ni- nrrn tliorrt worn but four IvlllnhtS
of Labor assemblies in Georgia, with less
than 1,000 memuers. now me ineiuuersuip
Id ixinmi Tim mistnlipi-slifn L claimed to be
far short of their nctual voting strength.
They noici ino uaiancoox jiower in iue wuit-ia
of population.
itrvtilnr-L-a (n Kpw TTfiven. Conn., have eono
on strike. Thoy want teu cents n shine.
Professor Joseph lirown, Hie i nto uooiuiacK,
thinks this is too much, and sends tho follow-
l,r. nitnst. tn tllB mnVOP! "I. PfOfCSSOr
Joseph Brown, protest against tho union, and
claim tnat more money is maue on m e-raiv
shines than on ten-centers."
TUa r-rtnl rn.liir-t. I l,v fnr tho most im
portant of all tho mining industries. The
valuo of coal mined In iksj, uoiu ntuuracuo
and bituminous, was f 150,000,:KH). Pig iron
n..i u-rf nt ftfll 1 T.t ftOO. fctlvpr followlm- ttt
$51,000,000; gold, $31,801,000; lime, $20,000,-
ouo; petroleum, iu,iui,ui; outturns siuuu,
$19,000,008; copper, $18,202,000, nnd lead,
$10,400,431.
CURIOUS THINGS IN LIFE.
A child with six well developed toes on
each foot, and six fingers on the right hand,
was recently born In Albion, Ind.
There Is an artesian well 1,000 feet deep in
Aberdeen, Neb., tltat throws out numbers of.
fish resembling the ordinary brook minnow.
Ono of tho pcculanties of a 2.t0-poimd
pumpkin grown at Now burg is that it was
fed on milk. A root was sent out from tho
vino to a basin of milk, nnd It consumed a
pint of tho fluid each day.
Henry Dumblo, of Kingston, Can., Is 08
eight years old, and for years has been per
fectly bald; but last spring hair begun to
grow on his bend, and now h6 has a fine, luxu
riant crop of black hair, anil ms wmsKers,
which have been gray for twenty years, are
turning black too.
It is not unusual to And eggs In fowls killed
for tho Utblo; but It Ls unusual to find chickens.
This Is said, on good authority, to have hap
pened In Emmineuco, Mo., when a fully de
veloped chick, inclosed In a sort of pouch,
was found inside a hen that was being pre
pared for the pot.
A young man of Griffin, Go., nnxious to
make a good impression on a young woman,
a visitor, whom he was taking to church, dis
played a $5 gold piece, intimating that It was
for tho contribution Itox. When sho expressed
surprise nt the amount, ho also Intimated that
it was his customary contribution. But ho
forgot that tho custom then w as to announce
thn amount of the collection, and was shocked
to hear it clven out as $3.75. He had sub
stituted a copper coin for tho gold one.
WHAT THE CHILDREN SAY.
Edith. 3 vears old, is sitting in tho comer
leaning her head on her hands and looking
very miserable Her mother inquires:
"Aren't you well, Edith?" "Not very well, I
dess." "What ls tho matter)" "I dot n tollo
In my bead, mamma," outh s Companion.
Littlo Johnny had lust been called upon to
sit dow n upon the school ma'am's walnut ruler
for bonto misdemeanor, anu wucii soon niter
he read that the skin of a rhinoceros is three
Inches thick, ho ejaculated: "By hokeyl I
wisht I had a pair of pants made of It.
Wouldn't I cut up then?" Dansvillo Breczo.
Said a littlo schoolgirl to her teacher:
"Mamma gives mo two cents overy day for
taking a dose of thorough wort tea without
making any fuss about it." "Indeed 1 And
w hat do you do w 1th so much money I" "Oh,
mamma takes care of it for me, and uses it
to buy moro thoroughwort tea." t rout the
Youth's Companion.
The Historian heard the other day a story
of a small boy belonging to a newspaper man
w ho lives at the Hoittli lintl. 1 ho boy doubt
less inherits his father's talents, for ho jsglyoii
to telling stories of his own deeds, w bleb aro
as larco In conception ns they aro clrcumstan-
ttal in their detail, i lie outer uay uo torn a
nartlcularly incredible whopper, and his
father took him in hand. "Seo hero, young
man." said he. "that never happened to you
and you know It If it had I should havo
known nil about it nt the time." "Well, I
guess you were so that you couldn't know
about it, papa." "Why, how was thati" "It
happened to mo such a while ago that you
weren t even born.' uosioa iiecoru.
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To All Wanting Employment. j
We wml Live, Energetic anil Capable A Kcnti j
in every county in the United buteiainl dn.i.
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it is an article that can he sold to every houe
ni.r. i, ml.-ht not he necessary to male an
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show, not only our conuuence m sue iticni
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mem. Any agent that wilt give our busint-s
thirtv (lavs' trial and fail to clear at least Jicr
in this time, above all exfinses. can return
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money t.aid for then), Any agent or gnut.11
acnt who would like ten cr more cottnuci n
work tnein tnrougn suo-agema mr muti, w
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M.t. unrh ntr.r. tlnr Wliuld Uf li W '
lurotxnow tna; we nave agents nowm-iw n
,'re man uouuie ,ti .wuum jp
nd but two salts n flay would give a proiit 01
ver$is( u month, and that "u of our ntf-nls
..nt infit..n nr!ri in one dav. Our 11 .e ue.
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these we fish to send to everyone out of em
ployment who will send ut three one cent
stamps for postage. Send at once and se-"rn
the agency In time for the boom, and go to work
'Hluierajnamed lit ourentraordtnary on..
We would lit lu'Mvt tits address of all le
aj-nts, sewing machine solicitors and caritn-ter-
m the country, and ask any reader of the
paptr who reads this offer, to tend us at iw
the name and oddress of all such they know
Audrcssat once, or you will lose the best chance
eer ottered tothoie out of eaiployment to liu
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SUI5SCH1HK FOIt
TJIE COLUMBIAN,
A NEW LEASE OF LIFE.
Wltcn ono lirH been sufl'erlng the ngonlcfl
of a severe attack of rheumatism, neural-
f,
jla ornciatic.i, nnd relief comes, it scents as
f n new lease of life had been Emitted.
Such li.ivo liccn tho feelings of thousand
who, after trying physicians nnd number
less remedies, havo used Alhlophoroi ami
found to their grc.it joy that this medicine
really did cure theso diseases.
307 Fulton St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
After sulTcrlng for nearly two years with
a continuous attack of rheumatism! after
trying almost every specific, domestic and
foreign, which tho credulity of a wise m.tn,
or a tool, might lead ono to trust In, It was
a dotihlo itloasuro to mo to find a remedy
which, originating In tho famous "City of
Elms" tho homo of my ancestors nnd
Its first founders has proved so invaliia
hi o n blessing. It Is nearly six months
since I was led to trace out tho significance
of that word Athlopltoros. It has proved
to mc, In n good degree, a rencwer of my
former vigor and strength, so that 1 have
been enabled to movo about with nlniost
youthful activity, and to feel, whllo ap
proaching my"threo score years and ten,"
that I havo a new hold on life. I bcllevo
your phllowphy of the disease to bo correct
that It has Its origin In tho blood, nnd that
your remedy touches those joints nud mus
cles, loosening tho nodes, which havo been
brought into subjection to this dreadful
disease, nnd sets them frco as uo other
remedy that I havo tried. I havo been
cautious for so long n lime In recommend
ing It to others till I had tried its efficacy
in my own casoj nnd I nm now frco to
stato tho estimate I put upon It, as
tho safest nnd most efficient cure I
have any knotvlcdgo of.
A. 1J. Davenport.
Every dritggistshotild keep Athlopltoros
and Athloplioros I'll In, but where they can
not bo bounht of tho druggist the Athlo
pltoros Co.; 112 "Wall St.. New York, will
send cither (carriage paid) on receipt of
regular price, which is $1.00 per fiottlo
for Athlnplioros and COc. for Pills.
For liver mtil klilnov rllFPaprR. dvsTtproda. In-
digestion, weakness, nervous debility, diseases
of women, cnmtlpntlnn, headache, Impure
t.'.Ml, ic, Atulophoros 1111s arc unequalcd,
CMck-ciiiGtsr-reieo
ASK YOUR GROCER FOR 17.
A3K YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT.
Prevents Roup, Prevents Gapes, Pre
vents Cholera, Prevents Egg-Eating,
Prevents Laying Soft
Eggs, Makes Hens Lay.
ITISSO POWDER. XT IS 1T0 UEDIC1HE.
It Sells for livo Cents Per Pound,
in Bore 3,
Chlck-chlck-er-re-kee poultry food and pro
ventUe of disease for poultry), the great egg
food , produce e(r;s prodigiously and U good lor
the health of the towl.ng. It W the first articl of
Its kind ever Patented In the Unitid States,
Canada and England. Try It. It costs only
five centa rer pound. It Is no powder. Chick
enYwill eat it. That ought toromlnce you that
it I good If your Grocer, Druggist, Hard
ware or Country Storekeeper w 11 not get It
for you, lend mc one dollar, nnd 1 will ihrp
you a twenty-pound hox by freight, or one hundred
pounds for five dollars. A large box will cost you
no more freight than a small box. Attend to your
poultry, If you want to make a profit out of them,
just the same as jou attend to your land. Unless
you manure our land it wilt not pay ycu, lust
so w ith poultry ; ) ou trust give them something
besides feed. They must have material to
answer for grinders, and material for the egc
If you feecT Chlck-chlck-cr-re-kee (egg fuod)
everyday you will never hate any sick chick
ens, and your hens will lay eggs when otherwise
they would not. Vou wilt never do without It
after a fair trial. Do net pay twenty-five cr
fifty cents a pound for medicine to feed iour
poultry when you can get a better article fro:a
your storekeeper at five cents a pound. Don't
.a a clam; try it Manufactured In the United
States only by
S. S. MYERS, Patentee,
19 N. Front St., PHILAD'A, PA.
For wtlo Itv Farmers' l'rodiico Excitant
Bloomsuurtr, l'a.
DCll.l-l-tUlS.
I'm. 'n.-ivtf ' 'i-nnlmvii.M debilitated
sclicx.l teachers, milliners, Bcainstressea, hoiioe-
IteciKTS, and over-worsen women i?i iii.iuiij,
Dr.Tleroo's rnvoilto Prescription Is tlio liost
of alltttlomtlvotoMlcs. Ittsnota"Jure-all,
lint ailinlraijiy lunula it sinKienesj ui iitiiw.-,
iK-imr n intt potent Siwelflo for all fhoso
Clironlo Weaknesses nnd Dlsouses peculiar to
women. It Is n powerful, uenernl ns well ns
uterine, tonlo tintl limine, nnd Imparts vlpror
rutil strength to tlio whole system. It promptly
cures weakness of ftomucli, Inilitrcstlon, ulnnt
Inir, weak buck, ncrums prostration, tk unity
itnil slueploasni ss. in either sox. ruvorito rti'
scriptlon la sold tiy drtitrRlsts under our jkm-
tltr tmrnwie. rvu ;nuivi .........
I'rlco 61.00, or six liottlcH for $5.0(1.
A lartro treutlsn on Discuses of Women, pro
fusely llluttrnti-d with colored plates and nu
inet utis wood-cuts, sent tor 10 cents in clamps.
Address, wonr.ii s inserts tin juuos
Association', ikb Main S-treet, HuUalo, rs. i .
SICK HalAnACIti:, llllious Headache,
ami Lutii-riimiiiin, iirinui"i. i-unn uj
Dr. l'lertn's l'i IM. llio, u vlul,
by drugifUts.
$35
I'EIi MONTI!. Salary and t'ommls
slonto competent manager fortius
cltv or State asency. A fcnlendia
cTniuiDulloii. Our AUTOMATIC OAS OOVBHN-
ttus save ou per et'ut. m ko uin. nnti unu
LtgltlSeail ID tlltuciieu tu linjr UAiuii, iiaiuvjr
chancine the dull, tickly, yellow name of any Rits
to atVolt, mellow,lumlnouswhlte,incteaslncbrll-
llUUU, iw I'll 1.111 uhi ....
1 1ll; lMfl IA IttliM. HAO Pit ll I.".,
Si KaBt lltlt St., Kew York. (bcplo-Sin'.
'Clover and Timothy Seed,
Toledo Armlet Unrivalled. Vor samples, nuota-
tlonsand information, aildres
015 i rl S. W. 1'I.OWKU fz CP., Toledo, Ohio.
DVHli;iHlA.-Its Nature, causes, neven.
Hon and cure. IlyJolin II. MoAIMn, Lowell
Mass., 14 years lax colleclor. sent free to any ad-
aress. umo ir -a
on James Iilver, Va., In claremon
colony. Illustrated cltcular lice. J.
r. .MASCI1., clarcmoul, Virginia,
oct!5 It d.
T Ti A TVVTTCCC Its causes and a new and
I iJlfiii JtoiS successiul CUKE at your)
I own home, by ono who was deaf twenty.
specialists wltltout beneflt. Ciirfd Mmse'f In 3
. tlnA l,i.Hri,la nf nt hers. Villi
partlcutnrssont on application. T. S. I AOE, No.
MEN WAOTEO I
In Kelt fnr thn liriOKr.lt XI'llSKIHES. Established
1S3 tloodpay all the year around on balaryor
CUUlllllSillUll. CM'lHl IU1 11 IIIB.
II. li llooliiaiLU., Itocueaier, i. i
octlS It.d.
' ' ? J ViP.tl ! CU ll-o lars-t ultlMt-r
u. . - .J -i-kBiin ..titrte Mthociiun-J
:i r 1 liir-r v t. rn-Q-a-'i'i-, i-i ii'ii".
i- Tj. 1 tnbliilM'tl
PAILS
iDdestrncialjle,:
PERFECT.
MttUo In one ptere from ptir-j
vtitnl (Milp not rtnT-
v, Ithout uuuu, no hjui4, no
tii!e, no nine! I, ClJiANi
l,HJM') TttON(i.
Dt'ltAIUj:. Invaltmblu
for lilnhfii uutl Dairy
1 1 a. MmiuritclHiretl hy
Oswego inilTiralcdFitrECo
OSWI.Iitl, .N. Y.
Ak yuur ruccr for thcin,
0Ctl5dlt.
NEW FRUITS.
Ti:iU511'll GOOSKIiEHUV TlV"
front a oung plants were raised this Muthmer.
l.3i each. JU.OO perdoen planla. pi'l VS !F II
a Winter opnle,verylarge,teil, of line Ji""u
arpearance, good keeper utid bearer! toots, each,
ta.tfMit-riiuzt'ii tit-es. a tuiu ywiuiiiui-ui. ... .'"I
sery block always on hand, Orders lor ull ship
tneuts booked now. Adiirebs
4toi5UJ UKOltuE ACHELIS, Webt Chester, Va.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
the iopular t ftvorlto for ditntr
tho hair, lUwtorlntf color ht il
riay, tui4 i)ieeutiD2 iiuudruil.
t clvanw tho icalp, etoim the
Lair f altlnir, anJ 1j wre to pluo,
6oc. ami 11.00 atl'rugglt.
HiNDERCORNS.
ThiftrVt.imrrrt anJ rtctiroforCprM,punlfin,.
Ptoi-ftll jtu. KnHUrt-i comfort to the Int. -verrni
to euro, 1) tent dt I'ruwleL
UNRIVALED ORGANS
rn (IiaPiwv niVMirWH iIiim. from H3t5
jwr month uii. lW)stylee,fidJtot900. Bend lot Cat
UPRIGHT PIANOS.
Constructed on the new method of itllcijtaffi on
ilaUlar terms, Bena lot ucscnptiie wiiuobiw.
MASON U HAMLIN 0RQAN AND PIANO CO-i
Boston. Now York, Chicago.
oct.W 4t di
Catarrh
i.ty
rri's.
WFEVERl
K! if.
-1
0 s
S.A.
HAY-FEVER
ELrs OltEAM HALM
J not a liquid, tnuff or pouder. Applied
into nostrils is quickly absorbed. It cleanses
tWiead. Allays injlammation. Heals the
tores. Jltstores thttenses of taste and smell.
60 cents at Vntfflttts; hy wnff, registered, CO cents.
ELY BROTHERS, Diugglsts.Owcgo.NV.
octlS it d.
xvn.xr.2t.oAD sjmh wablxi.
EliAWAKE, IjAOKAWANNA. AND
WKSTEHN HA1LKOAU.
liLOOMSr.UJJG DIVISION.
NOltTIl.
I STATIONS.
I SOUTH,
a.m. a.m. p m.
p.m. p.m.
v tx) is 3
H &4 13 311
8 4S 111 til!
8 40 13 15
8 S3 12 OS
8 37 12 01
8 32 11 58
8 II II St
8 12 11 CO
B OS 11 47
8 08 11 47
8 01 11 42
7 59 11 38
7 51 11 31
7 50 11 30
7 43 11 33
7 80 tl 12
7 18 11 DO
7 11 10 61
7 05 10 47
6 68 10 41
n 61 10 38
6 60 10 31
6 42 10 37
6 3H 10 31
6 30 10 IB
8 25 10 11
0 OS 8 60
tt 00 9 49
5 55 0 45
5 40 9 32
p.m. am.
a.m
3 30
8 311
8 22
8 16
8 10
8 01
7 68
7 51
7 50
7 4T
7 471
7 42
7 38
1 3t
7 31
7 23
....--crnnton..,.
Ilcllcvue....
...Taylorvlllo...
., Lackawanna..
I'lttston.....
..Wet,t I'lttston.
,u if 11 VO
C 15 9 20 2 10
0 20 U 35 2 16
0 27 V 31 3 3i
0 31 9 41 S 30
0 40 9 4t 3 36
0 45 0 53 3 41
0 49 9 50 3 41
0 53 10 00 2 47
fl 68 10 05 2 60
8 58 10 05 8 60
7 02 10 102 65
7 07 10 15 3 00
7 12 10 20 3 05
7 15 10 25 3 10
7 23 1032 8 27
7 37 10 413 89
7 60 11 II 3 52
7 57 11 00 3 58
8 01 11 134 05
8 10 11 30 4 13
8 14 11 25 4 16
8 18 11 294 20
8 35 11 30 4 27
M 30 11 44 4 34
8 30 11 50 4 40
8 41 11 65 4 48
8 58 12 13 5 Ot
U 05 12 3115 12
9 08 12 336 17
a 11 inn n
....Wyoming.. .
. ..llaltby
llcnnctl.. ,,
....Kingston ....
....Kingston ....
Plymouth June
....Plymouth....
.... Avondalo. .
....Nantlcoke...
Ilunlock's Creek
7 131
7 00'
C 51
0 47
0 41
..MiicKsiiinny..
. Hick's Ferry..
..Ueacltllaven..
licrwlck ....
.liriar Creek.,
..Willow Orove..
...Llmoltldge...
...illoomsurg 1.'.
.... Ilunert
II 37
C 31
16
II 11
Catawl'a Ilrldge
5 61
5 49
5 43
6 32.
a.m. I
. .. I'liuviiie...
...Xhulasky...,
.... Cameron....
Northumberland,
I a.m. a.m. p.m
W. K. IIALSTEAD, Rupt.
omce. sctanton, Feb.lst,18?
superintendent's
Pennsylvania Railroad.
WT
Philadelphia & Erie R. R, Divis
ion, and Northern Central
Railway.
W!
, TIME TABLE., ,
In effect June iatn, 1630. '1 rains leave Sue
bury. KASTWAHD,
9.40 a. m., Sea Shoro Express (dally except
Sunday), for Ilarrlsburc and lntermedlatestatlons,
arriving at Philadelphia 3.15 p. m. ; New York,
6.20 n. m. t Baltimore. 4.40 n. in. ! Woshlncton.
5.60 p. ra., connecting at Philadelphia for all sea
HQoro points. Tnrougn passenger coacu to
Philadelphia.
1.(0 d. m. Dav cxnrcss
dally except 8unday),for Uarrisburg and Interme
diate stations, arrlvlDg at Philadelphia
6.50 p. m. ; New York, 9.35 p. m. ; Ualtlmore
6.45 p. m. ; Washtofrton, 8.00 p. m. Parlor car
through to Philadelphia and passenger coaches
mrougii to ruiiaueijJiiiu uuu uuiuiiiuru.
7,45 p. m. Itenovo Accommodation (dally
for Unrrlsbure and all Intermediate stations, arriv
ing at Philadelphia 4 45 a. m. ; New York 7.S0 a. m.
Ualtlmore. 5.35 a.m.: Washington 0.30 a. m. :
Sleeping car accommodations can bo secured at
Uarrisburg for PhlladelphlaandNew York. onSun
days a through sleeping car will bo run; on this
train from WIUlarosp-ttol'ltlladelphla.Phlladelphla
pashengcts can remain in steeper uuuisiurucu uuii
7 a. m.
7.60 a. m. Erie Mall (dally except Monday,
for Uarrisburg and intermediate stations,
arrlvlntr at PhlladelDbla 8.35 a. m. New York.
11.30 a. m. i Ualtlmore 8.15 a. m. ; Washington, 9.35
a. m. Through l"ullraau sleeping cars are run on
tms tram to rnuaucipma, uaitunore ana asmng.
ton, and through passenger coaches to .Phlladel
phla and Ualtlmore.
WESTWAltD.
6.10 a. m. Erie Mall (dally except Sunday), to.
Erie and all Intermediate stations and canandal,
f:tta and Intermediate stations, Rochester, Burti
o and Niagara Falls, with ihiough l"ullman Pal
ace cars aud passenger coaches to Erie and Roch
ester. 9.53 News Express (dally except Sunday) for
Lock Haven and Intermeiiute stations,
l.oo p. m. NUgnra Bviiress (dally except Sun-
uay) tor nam uuu luit'iiii'iiiuiumiiuuus uuu uiu
nnil.i1?tia anilnilaelu.il intermediate btatlons.
nnchester. lluffalu find Niagara Falls with
through passenger coaelies to Kano and liochebter
and Parlor car to Walking
5.30 p. m. Fast Lino (drily except sunday)for Ite
novo and intermedldte btatlons, and Elmlra, Wat-
kins anj intermeiiiatostiiiions, wun tnrougu pas
senger coachc 8 to Itenovo and Watklns.
9.30 a. m. Sunday mall for Itenovo and lnterme-
aiaie biaiionn
TUltOUQU TltAINB FOKSUNPUHY FIIOMTHE
EAST ANU SOUTH.
Hnnrlnv mntl lrnvrn Phllarlelnhla 4.30 a. m
tliirrUtinr.- T.411 nrrlvtntr nt. Sunburv 9.20 a. m. with
luruugu tueeiuucur nuiu i uiiaui;i,uia iu ,
Uamspott.
isuws LiXtiress teittea i niiaut-ittiun -..ou a. m.
Uarrisburg. s.10 a. m. dally except Sunday
nrrlTtnirnT. Sunburv 9.5:L a. in.
Niagara Express leaves
rmiaacipma, .40 a. m. ; uaiutnurc t.zv u. in. t,uau i
pvnnnt. Kunit.it nrrlvlni? at Sunburv. 1.00 D. in..
with through Parlor car from Philadelphia
and through passenger coacues from rnuaact.
puia anu iiauitnoie.
Fast Line leaves New York 9.00 a. ra. : Phlladel'
ntiiit. 11.50a. in.: Washington. 9.60 a. m. : Haiti-
more, 10.45 a. tn., (dally except Sunday) arriving at
BUUUUry, p. 111., Wliu lliivuuu ,asauugi;i
coaches irom rnuaaeipma ana tmitimore.
i:rie .Mail leaves rew iorKH.ujp. m. ; i-uimuui-nhia.
lt.MD. m. : Washington. laoo n. m. : Ualtl
more, ll.uo p, in., (dally oxcept.Saturda ) artlvlng
ut sunbury 5.10 a. in., with through Pullman
Sleeping cats from Philadelphia, Washington and
itaiumuru mm turuuuu iiuaavubvi t-wutuco imw
rniiauctpniu.
HUNIHIKY, IIAZI.ETtl.N U Il.KUMHAltltU
ItAII.ItllAII A-HII nilUTll A.tll StJiDI
HU INCH !I 1 1. WAY.
(Dally except suuuay.)
Wllkestiarrn Mali leaves sunbury 10.00 a. m,
artlvlng at Uloom Ferry 10.52 a.m., Wllkes-barre
13.18 p.m.
Express East leaves Sunbury 6.35 p. m., arriving
at Illoom Ferry6.3sp.tn., Wtlkes-harre 7.65 p. m
sunbury Jlatl leaves Wllkesbarro 10.40 a. in. urtlv
Ing at Dloom Ferry 12.05 p. in., ssunbury 12.55 p. m
express w est. teave3 w tntes-uurru s.ia y. ux., m.
riving at Uloom Ferry 4.15 p. m.,sunbury Mlp.m
SUNDAY ONLY.
Snnrlflv mnllleaves Sunburv 9:25 a. in., arriving
at Uloom Ferry 10.14 a. m.. llkes-Harro 11:iO a.m.
Kiinflnv ftpenmtnodatlon leaves Wllkes-Uarre 5:10
P. in., arriving at, uioom r erry, o.i t p. in., oiuiuury,
i:4u p. m.
t:i A. K. ' . it. YUUU.
Oen.Managcr. n. Passenger Agent
P. LANCELL'S
ASTHMA
AND
CATARRH
REMEDY.
SOLD UY ALL DHUGGISTS.
Having struggled 20 years twtween llfo and
.tooth utth AK'i'itMA or phthisic, treated hy
eminent physicians, and receiving no hencnt, I
was compelled during tho last 5 jears of my IU
ness to tit on my chair day and night gasplnc; tor
breath My BuflerltiKS were beyond description.
in uespair i expeiiiueniua un iur,t:ii lj i-uui-nnimftini.
rftnts ami herbs and lnlialintr tho medi
cine thus obtained. I fortunately discovered this
WONlllihl-'UL CUIUS roil ASTHMA ANH CA-
TAllllll, warranted to relievo the most stuDborn
case of ASTHMA IN FIVE JIINUTKS, so that the
Paiteni oan iiouuwnmiestuuubierjuuiuiuiiuuiy,
lease read tho following condensed extracts from
UDsnllclieit testimonials, sum ii-ceuv uuic:
niiwr v. il Holmes. San Jose. Cal.. writes:
nnd the remedy all and even more than repro-
bentea. i receive instaniaueuus ivnei.--
IS. M. Carson, A. ii., Warren, Kansas,
writes: "Was treated by eminent physicians of
tind rnutitrv anil tlermanr: tried tho climate of
dlllerent states-nothing adorded rellei like your
preparation.'
T. is. iiatM, County Treasurer, Phlladcinhla.
Jllss.. willta: "Have used the Itemedy. Would
not lite without it. Every one that uses It re
comment! u."
t it. l'heliis. P. M.. Or hrirs. Onlo. writes: "Suf.
fered with itstliina 40 years. Vour mcdelne In a
minutes does more (or me than the most eminent
physician did for me In threo years."
11. l). I'lumpton, Jollot, ill., writes: "Send Ca
tarrh Itemed' at once. Cannot get along without
iu 1 And It to be the most valuable medicine I
have ever tried."
(leo. W. Urdy, Kelson Co., Ky., writes: "I om
using tho remedy, tiamcas ponuus lit 3 weeks,
u-niiVil nnt tin u It limit IL"
Martin Fax, Little rails, N. V. wiltee "Jlad
Ilemedy excellent. Could not live without It."
We have many other hearty testimonials of cure
or relief, and In order that all sufferers from Abth
rni.irrli. Hav Fcter. and kindred diseases may
hare an opportunity ol testing tho valued the
jtCIUCUy ' " IU hCUII IU till UUUIVS9 IJIIAUlAVlt
AUK HfclS or l ll Aliur:. Auuietm,
J, ZIMMKUMAN 4 CO., l'miirletorj,
Wholesale Druggists, Wco(pr, V aus Ca, O
Full tue box by mall ft, (iaavT-1) .
LAD"Y
T Agents actually clear $10
dutiv with mr wonderiul
new patent lubber under
trarment for females, ono
lady sold 50 flrkt two hours. Jills. K. O. LITTLE,
U0X tl), LIUCUU, til. UVU'JV,
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Itow to Nrgotlnto n Loan,
"Br tlio way," exclaimed Hmlthers,
"have
you two lives for n lenp
"I have," responded Johnson.
"Then lend tim ono of them." Pittsburg
Dispatch. '
Too llndl
An autograph letter of Oeorgo Washington
brought f 17 nt asalo In Washington tho other
day. It would hnvo paid Washington
descendants, If thoy had known anything,
to havo employed a man during the general s
llfo to wrlto autographs of tho l'ttther of his
Country, Thoy never thought of that.
Norrlstown Herald.
A Pnrtlnrr Sotifr.
Ah, Angellne,
Your smile sercno
Is dearer far thitti llfo to me,
But unto you
I bid adieu.
Your dad wears number tens, you seo.
Merchant Traveler.
A Sure Cure.
" How can I get rid of fleas on my cat f '
asks n subscriber. Easy enough. Konk tho
rat In four feet of water until tho fleas ilse to
tho surface. Then bury tho cat. llurllngton
Frco Press.
llo tVns Squelched.
"Oh, Awthuhl Hcah's ono. 1'vo Just
thought It out, you know."
"All hy yourself, dealt boy f '
" Yn-ns, weally,"
" Well, I guess I don't want to heah It."
"Oh, It's tenl easy. Why Is a wotten
walltvoait tin llko n man with a guilty con
science T'
" I glvo it tip."
" Why, becauso It Isn't a Bound sleeper,
don't ye know. Isn't that n good ono I''
" No, Clawrencc, I cawn't say It's nt all
good. It's vowy bad."
"W?iy, I was complimented on it weal
earnestly, Why don't you llko It f '
"Uecauso I don't think 'wotten' is a nico
wohd to uso beforo mo, and I hopo you will
bo moro careful In the f uturo. That's jrhy."
Merchant Traveler.
Tho Vnlno of Money.
Citizen I didn't think, Undo llastus, that
you would sell your vote for a small amount
of money.
Undo Hastus (Indignantly) I didn't sell
my voto fo' or small 'mount monoy, sail. I
got cr dollah fo' hit.
Ileus on on Earth.
Not all vain Is the present life,
For somo by experience know
That ho ttho tteds au ntniable nlfo
Begins his heaven below.
Boston Courier.
Saving Time.
Customer (enrly In tho morning) Gimme a
whisky cocktniL
Bartender Yes, sir. Can you wait a
minute, sir!
Customer Why
Bartender Becauso this is our co-ktail
time o' day, and if you wnnt to wait n minute
or so somebody else will lie in, nnd I can
mako two of 'em together. Saves time, you
know. Feeling a little ratty thij morning,
sir. Now York Bun.
After ts AVholo Year's ltest.
Soon tho ttcary church fair stew
Will bo comuifr Into view,
And to flud the.lonely blvalre will be fun, fun,
fun;
lie who r-ets it in his plate
Will bo singled out by fato,
'For tho merry oyster season has betrun. inin,
sun. -Tid Bits.
The Ancient Joko Again.
A young fellow went searching In quest
Of the source of a newspaiier Juest;
no found out the remark
Was made fa the ark
By a man in a cutaway truest.
Life.
"Shake, Partner I"
Drug Clerk (to customer) Twenty grains
quinine! Yes, sir. Shall I glvo you some
thing to take away the taste of It)
Customer (eyes bulging with astonishment)
Take away whatl
Drug Clerk Tho tosto of tho quinine, sir.
Customer (solemnly) Young man, quinine
ls bread, butter an' pie to me. It's parients,
relatives, fren's; it's my washiu', Ironln',
clothln', and a placo to sleep lit. Take
away the taste of It I I'm a Wabash
valley man, and I'm a good.mlnd ter comb
ye down. New York Sun.
A flighty Truth.
4Thero's no disgrace in being poor,"
Bo says tho provet b lenient;
But there is one thing very sure,
It's mighty Inconvenient.
-Tid Bits.
Tito Wicked Flea.
It Is a curious fact that fleas are hatched
from eggs. Curious, becauso ono would hardly
think that a flea could sit still long enough to
lay an egg. Burlington Freo Press.
IIopo On, Hope ISver.
'TIs IIopo that lights the way through trouble's
night,
'Tis IIopo that's cheered tho world 6ince time
began,
'Tis soap that makes our clothes clean and w htte,
'Tfs soap that civilizes savage man.
Boston Courier.
Itlado of ltubber Hoots
Boarding Houso Cook Now, having had
your breakfast, I think you ndght do a littlo
work for mo.
Tramp I'd liko ter obleego ye, mum, but
I'm just fagged out.
"Nonsenso; what could havo made you
tired!'1
"A chewln' at that there steak ye give me(
ntum." Omaha World,
Not lteferrlng to Saddle Itocks.
That the oyster ls nutritious,
Quito exquisitely delicious,
Is a statement that can never bo denied.
But he suddenly grows vicious.
Toward your stomach quite malicious,
When he's fried.
Merchant Traveler.
A "Pointer" for l-'nt Men's Wives.
Bllkins Oh, them's no doubt about it.
Tho faith euro will do anything.
Mlfklns Have you tried it!
"I should say I had. Three months ago I
was taking anti-fat, and it did me ua good
whatever. Then I tried tho faith euro, and
my weight has gone down front 375 to 300,"
"Well, that Is remarkable."
"Yes, Indeed. I just stuck right to it, al
though It was a great strain for a fat man."
"Why, in what manner I"
"Well, you seo, I had to attend bervlco
threo times a day, and tho church was two
miles away," Omaha World.
A rulr Division.
"Joo, we'll havo to give up our bachelor
quarters." "All right, Jack." "Yon bought
the stove, didn't you, Joo!" "Yos, Jack." "I
paid for having the hole cut In the chimney!"
"You did, my boy," "Well, there's nothing
llko a fair division, I'll take the stove and
you can havo the hole." Harper's Bazar.
A aunt's abnormally elaU
When his constituents await
And ask If ha
t pli-Hsed to bo
''Unanimously" candidate.
But when It conies election day
You hear hiin tune that doleful lay!
"I never loved
A bee or llower
But what 'twos first to fade away."
. Texas Sifting
Main Strength Ileqislreil,
Mrs. Hendricks, the landlady (at Sunday
rtinntr) I am not feeling nt all weU to-day,
mid I am becoming conscious of the fact that
I am not as strong as I used to bo.
Dumley (sympathetlcally)-Otio never np.
predates health until ono. hns lost It. If
you are not feeling strong, Mrs. Hendricks,
perhaps I had better carvo the turkey, Now
York Bun,
Viil is Oiiino of Chuuce.
Uotel Proprietor Wo don't allow any
games of chance hero.
Oamhler This Isn't a game of chnnco. My
friend here has uo chance, Chicago lUni.
bier.
The rays of old Sol lately down on us darted,
Hut his reign for a season Is o'er;
The tiles and muiqultos at last have departed
And life ls worth lit Ing onco more.
Boston Courier,
lSstatltll,iig a Precedent.
A woman out in Kansas heard that her
neighbor had tald that sho was weak In will
and exorcled no discipline over her chlldreu.
She Immediately called In her boy from the,
back yard and wallojied him so that his yells
could be heard haU finille, 'jhen ihofelt
satisfied, (ho pelghbvrs would pronounce ths
allier u liar, Shoo and Leather Ueportcr,
A Future Possibility,
Bceno Broadway street-car, Time Ouo
hundivd years hence. Oeutleman (rising and
touching hU hat) Will you take this teut,
madam
Madam Thank you, tir, Life.
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