THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. THE ANCIENT GREEKS. THEIR BELIEF CONCERNING THE SEAT OF LOVE AND PASSION. The Llvtr Regarded m the FaYored Organ How Oould it V &1 1 Reo ntFet Partly Confirm This Bellet Jfbc ancient Greeks thought Uio et of lovo and pa-nion was in the liver, and in great measure their opin ion wa not far astray. The lover f )ioe liver is off, or the husband who is bilious is not hilf a man his Mug K'isii liver has Silled his blood with bile. , 01 all tho me.in contemptible coun torfits in the woild, red blood full of bile is thr rst the very worst 1 Wo havo about 10 quarts of this fluid in the average sized man. It is constantly undergoing change and is manufactured from the food we daily cousnmo by a chemical process nature has. She selects only that portion which, after digestion is found to be proper, and tikes it up by a tubo call ed the thoracic duct, emptying it into tho larrje vein near tho left collar bone, frorn which it is at once carried to tho kidneys to be strained of all the deleterious matter which was left by the bowel. If tlu kidneys aic in healthy condi tion the blood ia in an absolutely pure state, contains all the elements for re pairing waste, returns at onco to the heart and is thrown by that organ to uvery part of the living body to give up its nourishment and take up all the worn-out material. Contrarv to general belief the liver is not a blood purifying organ its purpose is only for nutrition, digestion, nud it secretes daily many pounds of bile, some being used in digestion and nutrition, and the balance as a cathar tic. Now, after being housed up all win ter, with meal largely composing the diet for the purpose of producing heat the liver increases one third -of its supply oj bile, and in the spring, nature not having use for the excew!, it is thrown into the blood", carried to the skin (for it must be got rid of in s6nw way) and causes that condition knoun as "bilious" when the person is dull, lethargic restless, well to-day and half sick to-morrow; because the blood is loaded with this substance, which is Just as foreign to it as so much dirt or corruption, and poisons the entire body,, making your blood impure. You know there is something out of gear and the natural impulse is to take cathartics, but drastic cathirtics do not remove the cause they make matters worse. You ak, wl y T Hecans?, my friend the liver is a sluggish, lethargic organ that cannot be relieved of any ailment except by medicine which acts upon it in a quiet steady mann'.r, producing permanent effects, and assisting, not goading its normal action. The kid neys do the purifying. Always rem ember mat I No other organ in the bo ly tan take, their place in this re spect, and they attend to over 9,000 hogsheads of blood in a year! Think of it and wonder that they are able to do so large in amount of wnrk! A healthy kidney to purify, and a healthy liver, emptying its poison into the boicels and not into the blood, are the true and only givers of pure blood. The interior of the kidneys have fete nerves of sensation, and a stone can be, anoToften is present without any indication until it reaches the first out let, which is supplied with nerves that soon sound the alarm. Do you seethe moral of this! A healthy liver aud Sidney is all tlu re is to this question of pure blood. Keep them in order. Don't wait until jou find they arc diseased, for then it may be to late. Do this and you are bound to have pure blood. Warner's safe cure has a direct action upon both the kidneys and liver, and has become a recognized agent for its hea'.th-preserv-ing and blood-purifying properties, and as such is used by many physicians. A few bottles will positively "prevent disease, and we are certain that dis ease of either organ is prevented by its use, if taken in time. The spring approaches, and nature needs help. Take it and save sickness and doctor's bills. Don't let any sea son go by without its use, or you may regret it forever. American Enterprise. A Cleveland speculotor sent his son to Wisconsin to buy hops, telling him to keep his eyes open for any other speculation. After a few days a de spatch came, saying: "A widow has got a corner on the hop market of this State. "Shall I marrv her!" "Cer- tainly," was the reply sent over the' wires. Twelve hours later the son an nounced: "Got the hops, the widow and seven step-children, and shall go to Chicago to-morrow to see abo'it a divorce.'' The Last Brigadier. The Savannah News gays: The last brigadier-general appointed under the Confederate government is now carry ing on a saddlery and harness business in this city. Colonel Peter McGlashap enjoys the distinction of having been the laet brigadier whose commission was signed by President Davis. The commission was signed just before the fall of Richmond, and was never deliv ered. Colonel McGlahan, though a general by right, has never seen the record of his promotion. A native of Scotland, be came to this country and settled in Thomasville about 1850. When the war broke out ho entered the confederate service as a lieutenant in the Thomai County Hangers. He was a bravo Boldier and soon after he entered the army became colonel of tho Fiftieth Georgia regiment. At the second battle of Cold Harbor, in 1801, lie led his command through the thick est of the fight, and for gallantry in repulsing n federal attack- was recom mended by Genet nl Good Bryan for promotion. His commission, though made out and Bigned, did not reach his hands. Mr. Davis, when last in Savan nah, asked very kindly after Colonel McGloshan, and spoke in terms of praise of his gallant conduct in the long and terrible struggle. After a thorough test J. If. Mercer most positively asserts that Acker's English Remedy is tho best medicine for asthma, croup, coughs, whooping cough and. all lung troubles that can be found. Ask him about it, for ho fully guarantees it. Tho remaining copies of the History of Columbia County, a book of COO pages illuBtraud and bound in cloth will be closed out at $1.00 each, 25 onts extra by mail. For sale at thn CoumiiMN Office. Iiloomsburg, l'a. The editor who very suddenly sat down on a boil wrote: "A precs of other matter mcessarily curtails our iitimoroua column tms wcefc. Only Tcapcranco IUtlcrs Known. SI Hn other medicine known wtffeetuallT parcel U hkxxi of dfp-Wtcl difj. bullion bear teftllmoity to lti wonderful ennui tfftttx. It I a purrlr Vegetable rreptriUon. tiuda from the mtire bvtb aix! roots of tV.UoruU. Xht medicinal prorvrtlt of which are extracted Ihcre from without the on of Alcohol. It remote the mum of dkue, and the ptt Wit reforen hU he)th It l the ureal Illood Purifier and life firing Principle ; a (fttle rniuhe tod Totile ; a perfect Heoorator and Inrlpotitor of (be jyttem. Nef r (Wore In th Mm or 7 of the world hi a medicine be-ri compounded poMMiDg the power of Vikzqab Hi tiers in heaUui the lick of eTtrrdiscaM tuaa I heir la. Tlie Alterative AprrWnt, Diaphoretic Car minative, Nutritious, Ijuatlrr, fVdatlT', Counter Irritant. tfulorifle. AntMIllloa. SolrenL Diuretic and Tonic pfopertlrt of Viacom IJittzkj exceed thofto of anr other medicine In the worW, ' porn on can take the Hitters accordlDg to dlrecUum and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not devtrojed by mineral poleon or other mean, and the vital organs wasted bejrond the point of repair. nillon, nemlttent, Intermittent and Ma larUl KefeM are prevalent throughout the United Statt-s partlenlarlj In the valley of oar crrat ritera and thvlr ?t trlbntarlea damg the gammer and Autumn. eepedaUf Caring eeaaom of anueual heat and dry nee. TTieae Fevers are Invariably accompanied br extensive derange men ta of the etomach, liver and bowel. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting ft powerful influence opon thcee organ, li absolutely nwtry. There I no cathartic for the parpoee equal to Dr. J, Walker's Vmeuar Hitter, aa It wia pecdilj remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowel are loaded, at the lame time ttitna latlng the accretions of the liver, and generally restoring tho healthy functions of the digestive organ. Vorllfr the bodr ?alnrt dlwaw by purifying all Its fluids with Vista ah Bitter. No epidemic can take bold of a pyHem that forearmed. It Invigorate the Momach and jtlmu lates the torpid Liver and Bowel, cleansing the blood of all Imruritiea. ImpAi-Uns? life and Tijror to the frame, and carrying off without the aid of Calomel, or other minerals, all poisonous matter from the system. It la easy of administration, prompt In action, and certain In Its results. D)pepluor Indigestion, Headache, Pain In the ohouldera. Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Pneumonia, Dtzzlnenn, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Biliom Attacks, la1pitatlon of the Heart, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are at once .re lieved by VrxcoAR Bitters. For inflammatory and Chronic Rheuma tlm. Gout, Neuralgia, Irtseaws of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, the Bitters have no equal. In these, as In all constitutional Diseases, Wauxh's YixraAR 1 Jitters has ah own its great curative powers in the most obstinate and Intractable aPe. .tlecbanlral ntseaTr8cms engaged In Paints and Minerals, such as numbers, Type setters, Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance In life, are subject to Faralysfs of the Bowels. To fruard ajrainst this, take occasional dosea of Vcteoar Bitters. n!i 1 11 II Uf ae, Scrofula, Salt Rheum. Ulcers, Swellings, Pimples, Pustules, Bolls, Carbuncles, Itlng-worms, Hcald-nead, bore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration, Humors and diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are liter ally dug up and carried out of the system In a short time by the use of the Bitters. Pin, Tape and other Worms, lurking In the it item of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmintics, will free the syrtera from worms like Vixeoar BrrrEBA, Jfeaales Scarlet Fever, Mumps, Whooping Cough, and all children's diseases may be made less severe by keeping the bowels open with mild dosHi of the Bitters. This wonderful remedy is especially adapted to the systems of children, for purifying herbs alone give it Its remarkable cura tive powers. It contains no alcohol, opium, or Other poison. For Female Complnlnta, In young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or thn turn of life, tbla. Bitters has no equal. Cleanse the Vitiated Illood when Its im purities burst through the skin In Eruptions or bores; cleanse It when obstructed and sluggish la the veins; cleanse It when it is foul; your feelings will tell you when, and the health of the system will follow. In conclusion 1 Give the Bitters a trial. It will speak for itself. One bottle Is a better guar antee of Its merits than a lengthy advertisement. Around each bo Ule are full directions printed In different languages. R, II. TIcDonald Drag- Co., Proprietors, SauTrancUco, Cat., and 12. W & t-Tl Wahisgton Sit Cor. Chariton bt, New iork. Sold by all Dealers and Druggists SCOTT'S EMULSION OF PURE GOD LIVER OH. Almost as Palatabloaa Milk. Th. cnlj preprtlon of COD LITER OIL Uut cn ba taken re411r And tolerated for a Ions time bj delicate itoaarhg. and as a nriirnT rnrt rnvjatpnof, STttIIU)IS AttttTIU.Xs. A.AI.MIA, tjt.N. t.KUi . UF.UIUTT. OH(ill AU TIIIUUT At. M.mOSs, and all WASTIMI ULMII1UF.1LH Si tlllLDItl.N It li arrelloni In IU wnlla. ilvecnbtnj and endorsed hj tho beat tfiyiiclani lit the countrle. of the vorld. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. ott-S3-ljr. Gttt Best' HOP Piasters Kill pain, sooths and atimulste the tird mtusles, tvnd wonderfully trenfthen weak parta. All the Talosbla modlcioAl virtue of trr)x Hope, oombined wita Burgnindy Pitch snd Canada Balaam. Applied to Bockaehe, SeUUca, Rheumatism, Crick, Stitches, Bide- Acha, Xl&nej AffecUomi, Bora Cht or any of the Tsnoua pains and weakneuea ao common, liutant relief la riven. Cures Drapepata snd lirer trouble without Internal doctor. Sold everrwhere, 80 a. 6 Cor II. stailad for prlo. HOP FZJLBTXu CO. , Prop'r. Boston, Uw, I o AWonderfuL & STRENGTH ENER Cyclopedia of Universal History m 3 IHPEBUL OCTAVO VOLTOSSj CONTAINS X.438 Ijirj;.. Duuble-Colunin PaRea. 1,210 Ileautlful Wootl Si Steel Kngruvlnca. 32ColorMl HUturlrul Mape. ii Color.il Clironoluglcal Cliarta, 31 Ueneiiloiiiatl Dluurami. A Coiiloua nml Klegantl? J'renareil Index. It la Klegantly lrlntl " Ilounil.nml I. Til. licit IlluttrateU Hook on the Market A HISI037 Of ALL 1TATI0MS. AGENTS WANTED! HiTsca. LaHiLTKna. es:::z :iii:;:it. FAULKNER & ALLAN. UIO I-llbcrt btrcet, I'lillaiUliihU, I'ennn. feb.2G.Bm. IT LEADS ALL IN 1886. Just as it has led ever since its introduction, so Baugh's $25 Phosphate will continue leading year after year. True, there are many imitators, but tho Original will always be found reliable, cheap and lasting. Thus it will recommend itself upon its own merits by giving the best results always. If your dealer has none of our goods on hand, send your order direct to us. For Baugh's Phosphate Guide, Paiccs, etc., address, BAUGH & SONS, Manufactures and Importers, 20 South Delaware Ave., Philadelphia, Pa. TmiilltD mi. trtbso) WE WAUr HALEkVIEV eterywliere. loot and truv-llu, tu wll cur guult, U ill par iruul aalary and all ezucuwa. unn tar I' ' Itrini al once at d ttate wlarr warned Address UTANUAIIU 81I.VEU WAUK COMI'ANT, Hiblilnjtcn bU, Douoc, .Maw. IcD lv-tt.d. TndJ 0 ray In a Night. Every pnrson who lias ever icen Jimmy Kane, the porting man, now on trill atl'ituburg for murder, tin cxpvrienccd great iturpri'o when told tti!tL tin 1. linL ft.1, vnnn. nf nrn. Hi. Imir is perfce'ly white, anil Miis facu altnott as ancient looking a that of an old maid. His friends mvo . r t a wonuctiiu renon ior im ageu ni iip.iranrp. Atioiit fiflHrn (.ir .loo whilu .Timiiiy and a party of friendi irt looking through a cemetery back of 1'ittsburg they 'Came to a Urge vauii, luo door ot which wm open. Jimmy stepped into the place, when mie of friends closed the door after lilin. Thoy all then walked away, think ng he would eoon follow. They were not aware that the door fastened with a spring leek.' Jimmy remained in tho vault until the next afttruuuu When at last lie wasrreleased it was dijeovered that his hair had turned gray, and that he had, in fact, accd forty years in that one night, 'lhe littlu man who feareo no human bemir and who has the reputation of the htrdput rnnfrJi.and.ttimbte finliler !n the country, nccutnbed to fear when locked up with the dead. He ha a strong dislike to .speak of that night, nut says mat ins experience was terri ble ; that all night he fought tho rat", and that he was about to give up hopes when released. Tbe Sold it ra' Orphans' Investigation. There was a meeting of ex-soldiers and tailors in the Common Council" Chamber of Philadelphia, on Friday last, an investigation ommitteo ap. pointed and the Jul uwiug resolution adopted : "Whereas, Public charges are made that the soldiers' orphans' homes, and schools of the State of Pennsylvania have been disboni-titly and fraudulent ly managed aud the children deprived of the pfoper care, support and nurture which it was intended tjiey should rt icive ; therefore, be it "Resolved, By the soldiers and sail ors here assembled, that we mo( earnestly request the Governor to have an immediate official and searching in vestigation made, aud if the investiga tion shoald find "(hose or any other charges well founded to have all par ties implicated prosecuted to the full extent of tbe law." The Philadelphia Times refering to the action at this meetinir thus says: The committee of the Grand Army of the Republic that is about to in votigale the speculations aud abuses of the Soldiers' Orphans' Schoools of the State, need only read the letter purporting to be from cx-Snnator Wright, head of the school syndicate, to tbe principal of the Mount Joy School on tbe SOtb of January, 1H8J, to guide them in tl.eir inquiry. Tbe letter is published in the lltcord as n genuine letter from ex-Senator Wiighl, and is as follows : Merceh, Pa., January 30, 1884. I find the last coffee bought very poor, and have this day ordered other to Mount Joy. While I do not icant the poor throicn out I do not xeant you to use it next week. Ste that it is put out ot tbe way, sure. It is not a fair sample of what we usually use by any means. You will likely have some visitors from tbe G. A. It. epcampment, which meets at Lancaster city next Wednesday, February G. You need not be surprised if members drop in on their way to or from the en campment. I need not say more, only see the cook and all other departments and have no mistakes anywhere. I much fear trouble fiom this encamp ment for Mount Joy. If frozen feet, toe nails dropping off, itch, etc , with your four month's record of deaths, etc., do not warm tip our G. A. Ji. friends T shall feel that I am no pro- piet All tntse matters are Hure to be investigated and brought up at the en campment j so get in shape to meet charges and receive visitors. 1 forgot to caution Sherbin in writing bim yes terday about next week. Talk it over with him and matron, and get to work and in shape. Unless the foregoing letter is a bald and malicious forgery, it is conclusive of the guilt of Wright and his partners' as systematic robbers of tbe orphans of our soldiers. There is not a keeper of a prison in Pennsylvania wbo would be tolerated for a day after such a con fession of his treatment of the crimi nalsicommitted to his care ; and'when the most beneficial charity of the Stale is thus prostituted to inhumanity and greed, and the confession made with out an expression of regret beyond the fear of exposure, the only questions for the Grand Army committee to con sider are first to rvhat exteut fraud and abuse lave been practiced ; and second, how Wright and his tbievirjg syndicate can bo mot rpcedily biokcn in their contracts and their plunder recovered by the State. No citizen of ordinary humanity can rcad the h tier published as from Wright, without a sense of shame for a great Commonwealth whose noblest chaiity has been prostituted to the meauest aims of theft and cruelty. The ills ot "frozen ftet, toe-nails dropping off, itch, etc.," are discussed without the least semblance of shame, and they and the "four months' record o'f deaths'' are referred to only to make Bure of their concealment so that tho same atrocious barbarism and its pro fits might bo continued indefinitely. Tbero is no demand, no suggestion even, for tbe correction of these start ling abuses, but only the cold-blooded demand ot a speculator in the orphans' woes he has himself created, to conceal his crime and tbe orphans' sorrows from discovery. Assuming that tbe letter quoted is genuine, and its genuineness has not yet been disputed tho only material inquiry for the Grand Army committee is as to the extent of this cruel robbery and the measure of restitution to he made to the State. The payment of an moneys to tne w right syndicate, should be stopped at once, aud the proper authoriy should summarily re voke all its contracts. There is no need to wait for further Inquiry to re voke contracts and suspend payments, unless the letter we have quoted shall oe proved a lorgery, and no such iut. mation has yet been made in any quar ter. Pcifunctory investigations n mount to little, find even earnest iuves- . ligations may be defeated by the plans I sucgested by the Wright letter to the Mount Joy principal i but If that letter is genuine, it is ample to justify .tho j promptest and mcst radical action by tho State officials to end the syndicate contracts and halt the hrartlers epecu I lalors in cruelty to the orphans of sol dier s. J. JI, Mercer wishes to slate thftt he has at last found an article he can sell on its merits. It is with pleasure he guarantees to the publio Acker's Kng lUh Remedy as a sure and never fail- ing cure for Asthma, Coughs, Whoop ing Cough, Group, and all Lung Trnu- ule. Jt is the standard icmedy for Consumption. I have never fouud its (equal. THe fJvftow Escape ofn ManNiictitutcllB ititRliieer. Mcep aner latUue andbtalth &l".et fiLfntr are two of theswNtcst expertfnees mown loiaui. Fourteen rears Is a lon time to miner, ret Mr. retrr Lawler.cf Dallon, .Mm.-., h.vl led a,mr Be life for that period through tire pn:Tir ot stoo In tho bladder. He dlloUalo U'Duomnr relief. Bat nothing mot. Last January he culled 00 Dr. Iavi KeoDedr, ot KfUwlout, U. Y.. tvt said, after an examination: "Mr. Lawler.rou have tonlnth. bladder. We wilt first trr Dlf DA VIII KKNNEUV KAVOUITK HBMefY trfore MiVlDtran optratlon." A few dars later thefol. lowing- letter passed throuzh the lloundout iwu orace: . ..' nitTOf. Maw., Feb. s. Dstn Dr. Kinxidvi Thedsr after 1 came home 1 pasVd two grarel stones, and am dolou nlclr "0.w- ,. . I'T1K UWlm. Dr. hennedr now has the atones at hit onire. and ther are stimcenty formidable to laitlfr tne flalW Mist KENNEDY'S FA VOX ITS ItKMEDY 11 the leadlntr upecinc tor stone In the bladder. In his letter Mr. Lanier ismttnos that FAVOKITE RMIKin auo cured him of rheumatism. The subjoined certificate tells Its own storr: OLD DStXsniRS MlLIA I ..... . UitTiiv, .Ma-, AprntMS'J.f Mr. l'eter Lawlerbas been a irpjdent of Wits town tor tbe Daat W ent wn vra a r... in nM plor far flttfen, and In all tfcese yews he has been a itood and rsoecUtl erttpn nf thu ijin .m comnnnltT. He has had sot chronic oisoa.v to 1 1 , uiwsi oi toe time, out now v.Aiuis .v r, uih apparent gooa beAlut. ii bow sit forir"' a mow ifai- nr. iinsiu Keriiietly'H "I'uvorlte Rcllty."(r KotlllUout, X. Y.l-ltls not a mere soorber, teniporarllr.of pain, but br Lu tt7.UTe ?c,lon PnriRes the blood, restores a heklthtul coDdiilon to the diseased mgam, and eren dKoltc and causes the expulsion ofgruvel tlmonr of bundrpds wbo hare been cured bj It fPMlM If AVE. THE CRCAT Blood Purifier el Us World. an .uimi.i;t: ci'iti: roit CATARRH. Tun mt rtnohorn cans )IeU rci.Jlljr to It an.l ln not f.tiletl tu Cure a tlnyle ewe whero directions are followed. ItssucceM ba been rcmarkjihleana Its cures wonder, ful. ItUOic mouvuceceiful preparation la the market Tor CATAllKII and the only one that prumitc an .bnlutp. rottle Cure. It I truly a bk-lir to mankind. A Trial U alt tliat 1 nk-d fur It Once uped. It la alwayn rerotnmendctf. Se.xl for tcjtlmoniali of actual cure. tr IIA4 o ryCAL FOR MALARIA. A POSMVK CURE IS ASSURED. One bottlo Is generally sufficient for a cure. Stop UMnic (iuloliie. Atrial only Is asked forKcL I-tK's CATAimn Hem EOT. It I. a SI'KCIFIO for nil diseases arising from an Impure blood and drUi". all eruptions from the skin. For Myphl lltleeomplnlnta It Is superior to any preparation In theinnrkct. tine bottle will cure roost oftbe following complaints and a continued use will positively cure. Save- doctor bills and try It. KHUL'MATISM. SCROFULA. SICIX KHl'PTIOXS. VEXERHAL DISEASES. DYSPEPSIA. LOSS OF APPETITE. FEELI.VG OF LAXGOUR. UILIOUSXESS. LIVER TROUHL"ES. XERVOCS 1VEAICXESS. FEMALE VVEAKXESS. KkLLLii's (A"Ar.i!M litwtt.v Is no patent tnohri .e. but a sale and pleasant preparation tu take nnd surely the greatest tnedlcal dlsoor .t (.rtli-ae One bottle rejuvenates the entlra . tem a id pos'es-es more Tlrtue than a half ,li )M,ttIe of ordinary patent preparations. ite '"rtc'lmonlnl. and other Information. CJ-l'or .ale by drutrxit generally. I'KIC l; S. I.00 A liOTTI.K. six noi T.V. f on s.l.oo. On receipt of S3. 00 by thi manuraeturcrs, Samcbl Y. Keller & Co., II -r bur;; Va., pIi Itottlcs will be sent express TRAtl HAUL A HOMES DRUGGIST TESTIFIES. Popularity at Lome Is not elirms the Ist tet of merit, but we point proudly tu the fact that uu other medicine liu won lor Itself such uiilrenll appmlatloii In lu on city, state, and countr) , ai.U uniting all people, as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. The followlnj letUr from one of our bet knuwn .Masuchusetts Druggljta taould be ol Interest to every stulcrer : rvre tLit I could not move from the UU. or dress without h!p. 1 trlitl kerer-tl rune wlthuut much If any n-lfef, until I trwk AVFU's SlcfvRlU.i, hy tlie f two tattles of which 1 wa completely cured, llnru eohl Inrpa quiii titles of jour SAlttA I'AIMM. . an.l it itill retaliit its wonderful pj'pu'.o ity. Tlia nuny i.otabln cures It has tlft'Cteil in thU vlclntiy convince me that tt Is tin' bi a Uool meUIclueererotrcreil to tho wiblK . 1 F Haiiuih." lther St., DhcUand, Mas3., May 13, 12. SALT RHEUM, aS?,HiS! was for orer tTenty ear UJore his removal to 1-sJutll itt:i cUtl uitb Itheuiu in Us wont furm. it u!cc-rutloiix actually corereit raoro than lialf the Jurfaco of his body ami limbs. He wjis entireij curel by Af.h'j SiUitU'ARiLLt. isee ccrtiflwte lu .erj Almauao for Istt. Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co.. Lowell, Mass. Sold by all DrupclfU; 31 six b-ttlrs for 95. IV YOU bave Internal fcllme feyer, canker, acrid pbjeRtn, bad l,te and offeiihlve breatb -Dr. Kil mer's bV . l I'-ltooT removes'all tbese conditions. Ask your drueklst forlt, Sic,, II. IF YOU hate lost your appetite, or torirue coatm, dry and parched Upland moutb, spittle dry and cottony, or have become emaciated Dr. Kilmer's HWA.M1M10OT will build up jour brokrn down constitution. Mc your druggltt for It. Sic (i IK YOU nm e .udden attacks ot sinking spe Is the face wldteand deathly pale, and eiperlance feelings oh Uiough d)1nir, apd coldness seUes your very vltals-Dr, Kilmers ocmx.VBliroasi the heart's action and saves life Urutr; lsts sell It. II IF YOU have organic disease, or jiertcardH or heart case troubles, or bare thick ana hluntsh blood, feel as though bleeding Mould rellete ou Dr. Kilmer's UCKAN-WEKU coerects and Is tbe emedy you need. Druggists seoi It, II. Ik $50 REWARD. FOK Every Ounce of Adulteration IN THE NEW" PROCESS SOAP. THE'VONDERFUL 3-LBBAfl. 1IADK ONLY UY GovaiiH & Stover, Uuffalo. N. Y. For ralo by all rirst-clais grocers. April lO-I-yr RIC tTfeY7?17'n . Tplntroduce will til VK AWAY l.ariseltperatlcg wash ing machines. If )0U want one send us yournsme, F.o. and eipress omen at once. THE NATIONAL C0..SI Dcy 6U, N. Y. feb.H lur. more money than atanylbliur elseb)taka Ing an ageucy for the beat selUng Lujk out IitKUjurs suttetd grandly. None fall terms tut. Iiiiiuritrfl ihitmu MM. UW18M. GSrAW m aV Take SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For all diseases ct the Lhtr, Kldieji, SUsui asi Splees. This purely vestetabte pre- Ftratlon.now so celebrated as a amllr Modlctne, onglnttrd In the sjuth In l2. It sets gently on the Hostels and Kid neys and corrects the action of the Uver. and Is. therefore, the best preparatory medic Imp, whatever the sjesnews msy prove to be. In all common dU esses II will, unassisted by any other medlclLe, effect a speedy cure. The Keirulator Is safe to administer Inanvcon i dltlon ot the system, and under no circumstances can It do harm. It will invigorate like a glass of wine, but Is no Intoxicating beverage to lead to Intemperance! will promote dlgestl in, dpsslpate headache, and generally tone up the system. Tbe uvr isiuuuii, uoi uopieaaant, ana its virtues un doubted. No losof time, no Interrup ruptlon or stoppage of business while taking (he lterulator. Children complalningot Colic, Headache, i r -Ick stomach, a teai-pooniut or more wiu give re lief. It taken occasionally by pa tients exposed to MALAHIA. will expel tbe poison and pro tect them from attack. A I'HYSICIAN-S OPINION. I have been practtclrg medicine tor twenty years and have never been able to rut up a vege table compound that would, like Simmons Uver Kegulator, promptly nud effectively move tte .cr to action, ana at tnesame ume sia tinstesu of weakening) the digestive and assdmllath e potv. ers of tbe system. L. 11. Iltxrox, M D., Wash ington, Ark. rmrj.nr.li Br J. If. Xdlin ii: Co., Philadelphia, J'a. Dr. McTaggart This noted .Specialist of ScranlOD, Is tlie only specialist this sldf of New York, Phil adelphia and Uufialp who makes an exclu sive specialty of treating chronic, long standing anil lingering iIisciifcs to which man and womnnklud are subject, such os ConstituDtion, Bronchial sllecti.ins, Scrofu. la, Salt.Hheum, Loss of Jlanhood.Skin dis eases, Rheumatism, Ulcers, Old Sort-f , Epl lepsy, Syphilis, Deafness, loss of Voice, Chronic IJhirrhtua.C'hllls antl Keyer, Worms, Liver complaint, CancriT, Tumors, 1'araly sis. Tape worm, Heart disease, &c, &c C"Femalc diseases a specially. No matter how long you have been suf fering nor how many Doctors you haye em ployed In vain, you should apply to Dr. MoTaqoart at once, when he will tell di rectly without holding out false hopes whether your disease is strictly curable or can only be relieved. He owes his wttle reputation for the suc cessful treatment of all lingering or chronic diseases to experience and close- appllca tion for over 20 years, and to no miraailovt poiccr. What thk Papers Sat : "He Is skillful honest, efficient, upright and re liable and well worthy of the peopl 's confidence and esteem. He always says exactly what he means and means exactly what he says." scran ton cptiWfcin. "He Is too useful a man to lose," Lackawanna Democrat. Ccrrer Lackawanna isd WuUsgtcn Avenue; . SCKANTON, PA. Sept 11-ly RAXX.XOAS TIME TABLE. D ELAWAHE, LACKAWAXXA AND WESTERN KA1LH0AD. BLOOMSBURG DIVISION. NOKTU. STATIONS. SOUTH. pjn. p.m. 9 00 u 3D 8 SI 12 26 a.m .a.m. a.m. p m. s 30 ...,icranton.... 6 10 is 2 os 8 su. liellevue..., 6 is 9 so 3 10 8 ...TaylorYine...' 6 so 9 so 315 a 43 12 22 8 40 12 15 8 33 12 08 8 27 12 03 0 10 .. Lacaawanna.. 8 10 Plttston.....! 8 at ..West Plttston. I 7 IH ....Wyoming....! 7 si . ..Maltby T so Dennett I 7 41 .... Kingston.... 7 4 ....Klngbton .... 7-42 Plymouth June 7 38 ....I'D mouth.... 31 .... Avondale. , 7 ai .. .Nantlcoke .. 7 23 Uunloek's creek 7 121. Shlckshlnny.. 1 00 . nick's Ferry 6 51 ..Beach Haven.., 6 4. Berwick.... 8 41 .Briar Creek. 6 an , .willow Grove.. 6 31 ...Llu.elddge. it'll'faloomsuurg!!' 18 .... Hupert 27 9 44 2 22 31 9 41 2 30 6 40 9 41 2 36 45 9 52 2 41 6 49 9 5 2 41 53 10 012 47 5 58 10 US 2 SO 6 58 10 00 2 SO 7 02 10 102 55 7 07 10 15 3 0) 7 12 10 03 OS 7 13 10 25 3 10 7 S3 10 123 S7 7 37 10 41 3 S9 7 SO 11 113 52 7 57 1 M 3 58 8 01 II 134 05 8 10 11 20 4 12 8 14 11 25 4 18 8 18 11 294 2 8 25 11 86 4 27 8 30 11 44 4 34 M 1 504 40 11 53 8 II II 54 8 12 It SO 9 08 11 47 8 08 11 41 8 03 11 42 59 11 38 54 11 31 7 SO 11 30 I 43 It S3 30 11 12 7 18 11 (O 7 11 10 51 7 05 10 41 5 58 10 41 6 54 10 34 6 SO 10 31 6 12 1C 27 3 36 10 21 80 10 16 6 25 10 11 6 11 catawl'a Bridge 8 41 II 55 4 48 S 08 9 SO 5 Mi, Danville.. t 00 9 49 9 45 9 32 am. 8 58 12 13 5 Ol 5 49 ,...ChUlasky.... 9 05 12 5 12 5 451.:.. Cameron....' 08 12 255 17 s S2,Northumberlacd, 9 25 12 40 S 35 S 55 S 40 p.m. a.m. 1a.m. a.m. p.m W. F. HALSTEAD, hupt. . Superintendent's office. Scranton, Feb.lst.iSi Pennsylvania Railroad. Philadelphia tt Erie R. R. Divis ion, and Northern Central Railway. -M In effect NovTltj,ls6',Fraln3 leavei Sun bury. EASTWARD 9.40 a. m., Sea shore Kxp'ress (dally except Sunday), for Harnsburg and Intermediate stations, arriving at Philadelphia 3.15 p. m. : New York, 8.20 p. m. ; Baltimore, 4.40 p. m. ; Washington, 5.S0P. m., connecting at Philadelphia for all Sea Shore points. Through passenger coach to Philadelphia. 1.43 p. m. Day express dally except Bunday),for Uarrlsburg and Interme diate stations, arriving at Philadelphia 8.50 p. m. ; New York, 9.i5 p. in. Baltimore 8.45 p. m. i Washington, 8.00 p. m. Parlor car through to Philadelphia and passenger coaches through to Philadelphia and Baltimore. 1,50 p. m. ltenovo Accommodation (dally for Harnsburg and all Intermediate stations, arrlv Ing at Philadelphia 4 25 a. m. : New York 7.00 a. m Baltimore, 3.25 l.to.; Washington 6.30 a. m. r Sleeping car accommodations can be secured a Harrlsbuiv for 1'hlladelDhla and New York- im Sun days a through Bleeping car will be run: on this Lroiuirom muiaiosp iiornuaaeipma.rni!aaeipbla passengers can remain In sleeper undisturbed untl 1 a. m. 7.Ma. m Erie Mall (dally except Monday, for Uarrlsburg and intermediate stations, arrtvlne at Phlladelohla 8.25 a. m. sw vnrt; 11.30 a. m. ; Baltimore 8.15 a. m. ; Washington, y.25 this train to PhlladelDLla. Baltimore and Wash int.. ton, and through passenger coaches to Phlladel- puia uuu uaituaore. WESTWARD. 5.20a. m. Erie Mall (dally except Sunday), fo. Erie and all Inwrmedlate stations and Can&ndal. f:ua and intermediate stations, itocbester, Buffi 0 and Mairira Falls, with tn.outrn i'niimr, pal ace cars aud passenger coaches to Erie and Roch ester. . 9.M-News Express (daily except Sunday) for tuV ll.vn Inform.,,,.,.. . . . i " l.OO p.m. Niagara Express (dally except Sun. day) for Kane and Intermediate stations and Can. andalgua and principal intermediate stations. Roche&ter. Uuffalo and MaLrnm vah through passenger coaches to Kane and Rochester 6.30 p. m. Fast Line (drily except Sundaylfor lte novo and intermediate stations, and Klmlra, Wat. kins and Intermediate stations, with through uao senger coaches to ltenovo and Watklns. .M a. m.-sunday mall for ltenovo and Interme diate stations. THROUGH TRAINS FOR SUNBURY FROM THE EAST AND SOUTH. . Sunday mall leaves Philadelphia 4.30 a. m llarrlaburg 7.40 arriving at sunburj 9.20 a, m. with through sfeeplngcar Irom Philadelphia to Wll. llamtport. News Express leaves Philadelphia 4.30 a.m. llarrtsburg, 8.10 a. m. dally except Sunday arriving at Sunbury 9.S3. a. in. .... , ,. . . Niagara Express leaves Philadelphia, 7.40 a. m. ; Baltimore 7.30 a. m. (dally except Sunday arriving at sunbury, i.oti p. m.. with through Parlor car Irom Philadelphia and through passenger coaches from l'hlladel. pbla and Baltimore. Fast Line leaves New York 9.00 a. m. ; l'hlladel pbla.il.soa. m. ; Washington, 9 so a. m. 1 Balti more. 10.45 a. m.. (dallr excerjLHumiavi ftrrirmv c sunbury, s.3op. m.. with through passengei coaches Irom Philadelphia and Baltimore. Jiati leaves ,-ew 1 ork s.uu p. m. ; Philadel phia, 11.20 p. in. j Washington, loloo p. m. ; Baltl "jo. 11.SW P. m., (dally except.saturday) arriving at sunbury 5.15 a. in., with through I-ullman Sleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington and Baltimore and through passenger coaches from Philadelphia. HUNIHUtY, IIA.I.KTON X- WII.KUMIl.tKIIL' UAIMIIIAII AMI MIIITII AMI WIST hkam:ii 114 I .WAV. t (Dally except buuuay.) Hllkesbarre Mall leaes sunbury lo.ooa. m. arriving at Bloom Ferry ia62 a. in.. Wllkes-barrs I2.I8 p.m. KllirSU Vlltl 1.AIH Ulinhiirv K I. n m n .-,.. at Bloom Ferry 6.87 p. m.. Wllkes-barre f.58 p. in sunbury Mall leaes Wilkesbarre late a. m. arrlv ingat Bloom Ferry ws 0. m-.Kunbury 12.55 n. m Express Went leaves tikes barrc-2.45 p. m.. a" riving at Bloom Ferry 4.15 p. m .sunbury 5.11 p.m. SUNDAY ONLY'. Hunday mall leaves sunbury 9.23 a. m.. arrlvlnir at Bloom Ferry 10.14 a. m. Wllkea-Barre ilU"a.m Sunday accommodation leaves Wllkea-Barre 615 :t?i! m ' ",00m l'err'' C,4S p' m' bun,JU',y, ' Cll A. E. PUOII, J, R. WOOD, Hen. Manager, Oen. Pasaonger Agent LOOK H! der. LOCK BOX W. Mumeanol pack of M genuine parent I'lajlngcards 1 dollar till or postal .... - uuu;. ovuu uo money or. LOCK BOX jw, Mumeapolls, iiii7 tnsi.tr 4 LOUISE MICHEL IN PRISON. ObMrvattoas on tk Bclallv Sociability or Cats and Kata Ilomestlcatlon. LouIms Michel brought four cats with hsr from Noumea to France. They "were glveo her wlxm she arrlve.1 In New CaledonU by a convict wbo had serred her Urns and was re turning to Europe. Tbe youngest, Moustache, la now 10. and tho eldest, Ninette, Is 19. They were with her at KU Lata re. The fourth killed hinwlf under circurmtaiices honorable to himself ami inistrw. The day tho was re turning from ImJoti be was on the top of a house. When liesaw herKettingoutof acab, be, in trying to Jump from balcouy to bal cony, fell Into the street from the third story and w&4 so Injured that be dieil hi a few hours. These cats at Ht. LAtare were taught to lire on good terms with tbe rats that came every morning In crowds to Louise's cell to bo fed. I asked the "doyenne" w hat she thought of the rat She said that It was Intelligent, In capable of attaching ibelf, she thought, to I human being, and mora on the lookout for benefits to come than for post ser vices, but family affection was strong In Its heart. Young rats were "not only kind but respectful to their aged relations and, Indeed, to old raU In general. Mothers) directly they bad we&nnl their little ones, not only brought them to Loulw's cell, but placed them at her feet and seemed to ask her protection for them. There were rata toothless from age When a crust was thrown to them younger rate chewed it, so as to enable them to eat it comfortably If a young rat was so Ill-bred as to help itself before an elderly one, the others were down ujun It, . Before the cat4 had Iwn taught to live in amity with the denizeu-t of the setters, Mous tache bit the paw off one of the latter. Ac cording to LouLe Michel, there was quite an explosion of sympathy among her four-footed visitors on- behalf of the wounded one, and the gained their confidence by letting it down with a string from her window into the court, after she had nursed it for about a fortnight. When she had been some time in jail the rata grew so dainty that they would not eat plain bread unless she got it toasted for thenL The governor of the prison, n ho wa. most kind to her, and who is a naturalist and un homtne d'esptit, enjoyed ber sucxim ful attempts to bring cats and rats to lire in amity and to tame the latter. She could never domesticate them. No sooner bad she fed them than they all climt.-l up the wall to lhe window and tius.sed out thereby to return to their severs. I'nris Cor. London News. Was It a Ce or Telepathy? The subject of telepathy or the action of one mind upon another, Irrespective of dis tance, 1 attracting attention in Philadelphia as well as in London. A singular Incident occurred a few evenings since, w hich shoivs that if there Is nothing in telepathy there ii at least something queer in coincidences. Dr. J. J. Levlck was sitting in his library balking with a friend, and incidentally tho subject turned upon teleithy. He had been illus trating it by anecdotes of what he had no ticed in hcnpital practice, and in this way the subject of tbe great tire of IS'iO hi Phila delphia was brought up. He bpoke of the fact that it originated from the explosion of saltpetre In Brock's warehouse, and re marked: "This gave rise to the question, will saltpetre explodeC He bad not spoken or thought ot this matter before for twenty years. Tbe conversation reverting to telepathy, it was explained by saying: .".Vow, Lf what w are talking about should be Interesting to an other mind, as there is nothing to suggest it, that would be telepathy." Tbe conversation, broke up about midnight, the friend going home and Dr. Levlck retiring. The next day each accidentally took up an evening paper and read the following paragraph: "There used to be a much-vexed question in Philadel phia as to the explosive nature of saltpetre, growing out of the explosion at Brock's store, in Water street, in 1S50. Now that a brewery has been blown up by an explosion of oat meal, the old question comes up ,in a new form: 'Will lager beer explodeP" While they were talking some one, unknown to either of them, was penning the paragraph in question. Philadelphia Times. Oddities and singularities of behav ior majr attend genius, but when thoy do, they are lu misfortune and blemishes. The man of true genius will be ashamed of them, or, at least, will never affect to be distinguished by thera. Temple. Ouida's English publishers pay ber T,0OI (or ch book she write. He Broke in His Successor. A story they It'll about Andrew Jeck, the veteran railway mail clerk, comes in well at ihU lime, when they are ruakintr so inaiiy chances in the postal service. Jeck is the ohlest rail way clerk in Maine, and there are few if any, on the postal cars anywhere as old as he; jet he is active, elticient and as sharp as a letter of removal from Vilas. Years ago another fellow suc ceeded in getting himself appointed to till Jeck'a place. Of course Jeck con sented to make one or two trips with him to show him the ropes. It hap pened that on the first trip they made together there was an accident and the car was thrown from the track. Jeck caught firmly hold of his table when he felt the first jar and came out of the accident unscathed and not the least disconcerted. The novice wa3 flung into a heap into one corner and badly bruised. "Does this sort of thing happen very often t" he asked Jeck. "'Oh, yes," said Jeck. "And I for got to tell you that w e all have a place to cling to when it coints. You must have a holding place purposely fixtd to get a stiff grip on with your hands.'" The top of the car was much bat tered by time, and the new man asked, before lie had gone much further on the route: "Mr. Jeck, what has made all these rxats in the top of this car!" 'That's nothinc,' said Jeck. "It's only where my htels have struck when I've been tossed into the air by acci deuts such as we have bad this morn, ing.'; When they bad finished their run the new appointee said lie gueesed he had enough of it, aud otild go back to telling uroceries for a living, and Jeck Maid in the llailwayMail Strvice then and ever after." Leiciston (Me.) Journal. The population of London now ex ceeds evtry other city, ancient or mod ern, in the world. Nework and all its adjacent cities combined aie not equal to two thirds ol it. Scotland, Switzerland, and the Australian colon ies tacti 1 mains fewtr souls, while Norway, Serbia, Gieeee, aud Denmark have scarcely half eo many. Yet at tho beginning of tho present centuiy tho population of all London did not reach one million. Over one million boxes of Acker's D)pp)ia Tablets ecld in tho past twelve months, purely upon their mulls. Why suffer with (Jhronio Con. Btipation, Dyspepsia, Sour Stomach, Sick Headache, Heartburn, and Female Troubles, when J. H. Mercer orliera you relief aud positivo cure in the y s pepsia Tablets. He sells thun on guraitee. Thero are scores of nersons who rn suffering from some form of blood dis order or skin disease, such a9 Scrofula, lsoils, etc.. elc. After n nrnnlie.il t..st J. H. Mercer asserts that Acker's Blood, hlixir will certainly cure all such dig. cases, incltidini! Svnhillis and ltlientm. Usui. 1 1 is net a natent nostrum. Imi n scientific preparation, ho guarantees it. J, II. Mercer wishes to make an assertion, which he can back witli a positive uuaraiiite. It is all about Acker's Hlood Elixir. He claims for it superior niciitb over all other remed ies of its kind, mid guarantees for it a positive and sure cure for Hheumatiem, oyphillls, and all blood disorders, it freer) tllU skill from Mints nml rliui-nm. and leaves tho comploxiou clear. Ask him about it. MUFFINS Ate not tecessatflr bid. on ih con rarv they ate never bad hi n raised with Warner's Sale least The houMveepcr's friend, it tspure.who:canieand health preservm ', I your grrver does not keep II, send Mr It by mall to Wain ".life Vrnt Co., Koclie.ter. N V. to cent a box, ;0 eskes In a box, enoueh to ral 40 lbacs Ot bread. - w -it r A PRESENT! Our readers for W cents In postage Ham pa lo 1 1 tvm hntl.C Q V jfl fifl n I'H fll I norm h-w. Addiess Eider Fub. GoMkago, III. JulrlMy Slates and fells, Slate Ulantels, Slate Blaek Hoards, S'-liool Slate, Roofingf Slate, Roofing Felts, i, s&3 Plv. j. 1.. nri.i.. a Lackawanna Aienue, scranton. Pa Jlay?M- IIP for Infants and Children. Caatorlalssowelladaptedtochndrenthat I Castorla cures CiUe. Constipation, I recommend It as superior lo any prescription I Pour Htomach, Ui .rrtuea. Eructation, known to me." n. A. Archer, M. D., j Kills Worms, elca sleep, and promotesi dl. Ul Bo, Orford St, Brootljn, N. Y, WIlKut "injurious medication. Tins CrsTiun Coepjjit, 1S3 Fulton Street, K. T. QUJE&TIOK OF THE I1)UIS. m 1 j CAN BE BOUGHT CIEOBAPEB THAI EYIflL A Large and Varied Stock of fCLOTMIHQ,;!" JUST RECEIVED. ALSO A LAIJGK AND SELECT LINE OF Call and be Convinced that you have the LAMEST SELECTION IF OOCSS OF THE LATEST STYLE, BEST QUALITY, AND AT ' The Lowest Possible Prices AT THE - ZaW3S: QMAIN DEALER IN Foreign and Bome&tie WINES AND LIQUORS AN0 JOBBER IN CIGARS, 1 BLOOMSBURG, PA. ft BIG F.EACH. With tin abundant variety of now 'Spring Clothing avo can eaily supply thf lat nml the lean Hum in fact, the young and tlie old, the youth, boy and child are all within our reach. a.c. nwkio. Clothing Tor Men, Yon'hs.Boys & Ohi'o'rcn, (502-GO l-GOG CIIEKTiSTT ST. I'lIlLADKI.rill . EVERY THING THAT IS STYLISH FOR THE SEASON. OF - Jt SALmEM uiu.uAi.n'fs For the Celebrated Chlckcring, Ircrs & 1'oiid, and Vofe& Son I'innos, Worltlri' nowntd Kstcy Organs, Violins, Ai-cordcohs and Sheet Music. Celehraled While, New Ulljli Arm Davis, New Home, lloyal St. John, antl Liht Itiiuuiiig Dcmestic Sewing Jlue.hines. Needles, oil and attachmentis for all makes of Sewing JIachlucs. STREET, ul inira, St.ro and v.trcrccrcc, Kc. I2S Frankli: i Avenue. Also Warcrooina lllKrauUlIn Ate. uutX 100 ceu. ifrMuit. SCRANTON, PA. AiimIiIi'k 10 mkn up antw wajjon or ii'jiair 1111 old, ii ftoikj ( Ur It. in, nml Sud IJoltf, Holt. KmiIh, Lay SciowH, Turnliiioklo' 1iiim SlmtH, nud all Ulatkflinitb 6ll.J.lifS. Aprsnjr
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