THE COLUMBIAN ANJJ DEMOCRAT, B
OOMSBUKG, C0LUMB1 A COUNTY," PA.
Humorous
Son; 6t (lio IJakcr "I KneiulTheo Every
Hour," Tlio fitst nolo of .the eong li
ftougli.
i i
The Vmphie thinks Prof. Halt wouldn't
hnvo found that now moon K Mara hadn't
aatelllto out for liliri.
Alt well regulated drinking natooni have
a back entrance fur the convenience of their
temperance customers. ,
it I slngul ioit early In life a cliilil
gains the reputation nt resembling the rich
est and best looking relations.
It It said br a fashion journal that the
(all .stylo of .bonnet will exhibit nil sorts of
Iiugs and lusects not Inside, of course.
Ond of. our newspaper friends says that
"if 'the gab were mueeied out of somo tray
ding agenta there would be nothing left of
them but their feet and shirt collars."
An Interesting question for discussion by
our rural debating societies during tho com
Ing winter is the following : "Who cat the
most chickens, preachers or owls?"
"Not Proven." Minister. "Don't you
know It's wicked to catch fish on tho Sab
bath?"'
Small Boy (not having had a bite all the
morning.) ''Who's catchin' fish J"
While Dr. Mary Walker was lecturing
lately in one of the rural towns, it is said
that a youth cried out : "Are you the Mary
that had a little lamb 7" "No 1" was the
sharp reply, "but your mother had a little
jackass."
A woman who bought a stamp at the post
office this morning asked tho engineer of the
department to stick it on for her. He in
quired if she could uot stick it oil hcrself,and
Bbe replied that she could not, because she
was an entire stranger in town.
At a public meeting lately held, the fol
lowing was the prize. conundrum : What is
the difference between n tenaut and the son
of a widow? Tho tenant has to pay rents ;
but' the son of a widow has not two par
ents. Herr Pumpernickle, having just played a
composition of bis own, burst into tears.
Chords of friends "Ob, what is the matter?
What can wo do for you?" Herr Pumper
nickle - I'Ach 1 Nossing 1 Nossing I Dut
ven I hear really coot muic, zen must I al
vays vcep."
This iajibst a theological Teuton, with
with hands 'uplifted in holy horror, once
said about an unbeliever : "He believes In
noddlngs. He doo-sh not belief in Qott, nor
in ter Tuyful. Now, when a man doosh not
believe In Qott, dere he ish ; but when he
doosh not belief in ter Tuyful, where
ish ho?"
Hero is a conun'drum which we do not
remember to have seen in print ; Why is a
pig looking out of a second-story window
like the moon ? Because he looks round.
If .anybody triumphantly retorts that the
moon does not always look round, you can
reply) that the pig doesn't either.
An exchange says : Young man, don't
fool Away your time going to see a fashiona
ble girl. Paint, powder and pull-backs are
all well, enough, but winter is coming on,
and you want to marry a good stout hired
girl who, can shovel snow,
A new edition of etiquette says that it is
no longer fashionable for young men to call
on their girls on Saturday evening. . This
will give the girls a chance to put their hair
up in bits of paper before one o'cleck on
Sunday morning.
"Far be it from m to doubt the word of
our brother editor," says the La Crosse Sun,
"wgelieve them all to be truthful men; but
when the Durand 7V;isays .that the water
is so low at the mouth of the Chippewa riv
er that catfish have to employ mud-turtles
to tow them over the bar, we feel as though
the editor must be away, and some local
minister filling his place."
Good old Uncle Jonas said, one cold
morning, when he was hunting for the
matches, "When-I die I hope I'll go where
I won't have to make the fire every morn
ing." "You needn't fret about that," snapped
his wife, from under the blankets ; "you'll
find the fire all ready for you, never you
fear."
Ay Investment, Mamma. "Well,
Tommy, what did Uncle Dives give you
when you went to see him yesterday?"
Tommy. "He gave me a beautiful bright
neirtbree-cent piece."
Papa. "And what are you going to do
with it ?"
Tommy. "I'm going to buy a purse to
put it in."
The following Is a literal copy of an ad
dress upon a letter recently mailed in New
York: "For mister patrick Davy Crarston,
rhode iland in the state of . lieu york to be
Handed to bridget o ilaherty teu be handed
for her sister ann madigan pautucket rhodd
Hand teu remain in the post offia till called
for monday weak,
why didn't you wake me up, as I asked
yoii? Here I am inllea beyond my BtatUn."
Conductor -"I did try, but all I could get
out of you was, "All right, Maria: get the
children their breakfast, and I'll be down
in a minute,"
When you are tired of twirling your
Ihuinbs, sit down and see how fast you can
aay 3 "Shoes and socks shock Susan in an
inexplicable manner, and inexorably she
ceaseth aheating her Bhoea," It Is worse than
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pep
ers."
An arrival .from Sitka, Alaska, reports a
deplorable state of affairs there. Since tho
withdrawal of' the. troops thtro lias not been
a semblance of law, and nothing to restraiu
the lawless elements. Several huudred Iu-
.dims menace the few white inhabitants, so
that the latter are in fear of their lives, and
meditate abandoning the country. The Indi
ans plunder the Government Luildings at
will.
5 lie Invited her to lunch, and she. being
beautiful young lady, went. She read th
bill of fare behind her aweet little fan, and
whispered In zephyry accents, "Woodcock
on toast." At the announcement it flashed
upon bis mind that his assets were but ev
emty-five cents. Something must be done,
"toruolla.doyou know what a woodcock Is?
he asked, "No, Mr, Bpinks," the answered
"Well, then, my dear," said he. "It Is as
big as a hallbuU" "Oh.goodnes gracious I
exclaimed the charming Cornelia, "then
bring me Borne pork and beam." fiplnks
winked exultingly at the waiter, and the
waller UM Aaowuw tX Uaa,
Young-Folks.
tub
IIRVIINOK (IP TIIK MTTLE HUTU
roTAMUS.
trriRK IJUNJiHIN.
A fat young hippopotamus , ' r.
Sat grimly by tho Kile,
Contriving dire vengeance
On a lady crocodile,
Who, that morning, (or hpr breakfast
Atouplils brothers twain f
So ho pondered long and deeply
How to pay hor back again.
All nt on"0 an Idea struck him,
And ho bruke Into n smile
"I have It I" ho crlod, Joyfully ;
"I'll ni that crocodile V
Then he trotted through the rushes
Until ho reached dry land,
When he crept along qulw silently
To a mound In tho hot sand,
Where the crocodile had burled
Her eggs, because she knew
The torrid sun would hatch them
Within a month or two. '
Now tho sarago mother-rcptllo" '
Was nowhere to be seen,
For she was calmly slumbering ,
Among tho rushes green.
The Utile hippopotamus
SI overt cautiously and slow,
Until ho saw tho heap of eggs,
Then laughed he long and loir.
Then boldly he marched forward.
And stamped upon that nest,
An Jumped and kicked and pranced about,
As if he were possessed,
Till all the eggs wcro scattered
And brnken every one,
While all the little crocodiles
Forth from the shells did run.
The ancient mother-crocodile.
Hearing her young ones' wall,
Came rushing from hr muddy' couch,
Waving her frightful tall.
Tho little hippopotamus
Was having then huge fun,
Stepping upon the babies.
To smash them ono by one ;
So he failed to see tho mother.
Nor dreamed of his mishap,
Till which 1 ngatnst his sldo so fat
There come an awful slap.
It lifted him from on his feet,
And burled him up on high,
And away he went careering
Like a rocket In the sky.
How far he new I know sot,
But 't is said that he was thrown
On the pyramid of Cheops,
Straddling the topmost stone.
Being too tat to clamber down,
lie may be Ihero this day.
Unless some one In a balloon
Has carried bim away.
But of this you may be certain,
That It he is not found
la tho air or In tho water,
He's somewhero on the ground.
St. Nicholas for October,
Constantinople.
A glance at a map of Constantinople, will
show the reader the general features of the
ity. The old city, formerly Byzantium, but
now called Stamboul by the Turks, is tho
part which existtd in 1-153, 'when they cap
tured the place It is nearly triangular,
with the Sea of Marmora and the Mediterra
nean. The entire city is surrounded by the
lofty double wall built by the Greco Romans,
with a deep fosse on the land Bide, which is
now employed in the peaceful cultivation of
onions, tomatoes, and melons. The walls
are still in tolerable preservation, and ex
ceedingly picturesque, although no longer of
use for defensive purpose against the mis-
lies of modern warfsro., They are festooned
ith ivy and beautified by many mas
ve crenelated and venerabjei'towers, while
it is quite common to see houses surmount
ing itKem and turning the battlements into
windows, casements and lattices being in
serted in the embrasures. At the southwest
ern angle of the walls Is the fortress called
the Yedee Kouliler, of Seven Towers This
has been often used as a dungeon for prison
ers of Btate, into which the foreign ambassa
dors were formerly thrown upon the break
ing out of hostilities, under tho guard of a
itroug garrison, which is always maintained
there.
Tho Seraglio Pomt was, until within a few
years, the site or, one of the most lamoun,
romantic and beautiful abodes of royally the
world has seen. Commanding from its airy
and stately gold-fretted halls views of the
Marmora, tho Bosphorus, and. tho Qolden
Horn, with the snow-clad ranges of Mount
Olympus and the sight of Brusa, the first
capital of Turkey ."visible in the dim distance,
its, marble fountains ever1 spouting silver
rain, its gardens ever in bloom, and the gil
ded domes and minarets rising skyward
around it like tho fairy fabrics'of the land
of dreams, it was tho central spot of tho fi
nest combination of natural and artificial
scenery the world hai yet seen. But the
Seraglio was burned a few years ago, with
all its mysterious and romantic associations.
The point remains; the gardens remain;
but tho palace a gone, whither the empire
of which it was'the centre' is going when
Kismet pronounces its doom. S. Q. IV.
Benjamin in Harper' ' Magazine or Octo
ber. The Antonelli Will Case.
The Rome correspondent of the London
'fltmei telegraphing on July 26 says : "This
morning the tribunal pronounced its deci
sion in favor of the nlalntiirpn the point be
fore the court in the Antonelli case. It was
given iu the form pf a diffuse summing up
prepared by the President Cavaliere lio
Toodradf, and pointed out at length that
neither the Italian civil, .code nor the no
man and canon law placed any prohibition
on the proof of birth by means of persoqal
testimony in cases ot this kind, consequen
tly, cm-account of tho age an'ctlnOrmity of
the Archpnest Vendltti and of Tamburlin
the eldest of the cardinal's servants, the
tribunal ordered their examination pru
futura metiwria; but held that the midwife,
Gervase, being in good health, the same
grounds for her examination did not exist.
The court delegated to the Judge Cavaliere
Spazlant the task of receiving the evidence
ot tne two witnesses early iu August, order
ing at the same time, tliat.fheir depositions
should remain secret In the custody of the
chancellor of the court. The decision n6w
pronounced does not jn point of law pre
judge the general question of the admissi-
uuuy oi Drai testimony to pe tried in No
vember; uutjrpm the line of argument laid
down in the decision now given, It may be
expected the court will then accord the
right io examine the 70 witnesses .to be
brought flrward, Great admiration was
expressed by members of the Roman bar in
court at the lucidity and learning displayed
in the judgment. The Counts Antonelli
haying to produce In court the cardinal's
will, published In the llmci last December,
Countess Labertlnl has declared her inten
tion of impounding it, on the grounds of
forgery and inetlicacy."
Th. first, book over produced in Kngland,
was printed by William Caxton in the Als
meury at Wtstmdister, in the year J-170,and
was entitled tbq'Oictcs and Bayltigs of the
Philosophers." A copy of the original is.
extremely rare and valuable, fetching, when
som,, many tiuoureua oi pounds, t, is a
sirJall folUj volume, very beautifully printed
on ash-graj' paper, with red initial Utters
and is remarkable for lis evenness of color
aud distinctness .of type. There Is a fine
copy of the "Dicfes'' In the British Museum
and Ur.i -billot Block is engaged iu produ
cing a fao sim ile of It by permission of the
trustees of (hat institution.
SCIIKNCK'S PULMONIC RVItUP.
For the Cure of Consumption, Coughs ami Colds.
The great vlrtuoot this medlclnols that It ripens
the matter and throws It out of tho system, purifies
the blood, and Ihus effects a cure.
SChenck's sea Weed Tonic, for cure ot Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Ac,
Tho Tonic produces a healthy action ot the stom
nch, creating an appetite, forming chyle, and curing
the most obMlnato casesot Indigestion.
Schenck's Mandrako Mils for tho euro cf Mvcr
Complaint, Ac.
These pills aro alteratlvo, and produco a healthy
action ot ths liver without the least d vig T, as thov
aro free from calomel, and et more cnicuclous In re
storing n healthy act Ion rf the tin r.
Tnoso remedies aro a pertain euro for Consump
t Ion as t lio 1'iil-ronli syrup rlpcnstho luattcrniel
purines th" blood, tho M.iinlr.iko I'M a, I upon the
liver, create a healthy bile, and retnovo all diseases
of the liver, often a cause of onsumptton, The
sea Weed Tonlo gives tono and st. ougth to tho stom
ach, makes a good digestion, and enables tho organs
t o form good blood ; and thus creates a healthy cir
culation of healthy blood. Tho combined action ot
these medicine.-, as thus explained will cure every
case ot Consumption, it taken In time, and.tho use of
tho medicines persevered in.
Dr. schenck Is professionally at his principal of-
tlco, corner Sixth and Arch streets, Philadelphia, ov-
ry Monday, where all letters for advice must bo ad
dressed. Schenck's medicines for sale by all Drug
gists, sept
VEGETINE.
Purine tho III mil, Rcnovnlcs
it ml I n vlgo nil ph tlio Whole
SvNlcm.
ITS MEDICINAL QUALITIES' ARC
Altomtivoi Tonic, Solvent
ana jjinrotic.
YKflETINE is mado exclusively from the tulcesof
carefuiiy-seltcted barks, roots, and herbs, and so
strongly concentrated thatlt will effectuilly eradi
cate from tne system every taint of f-croMIa, scrotu
lous Humor Tumors. Cancer, cancerous Humor,
Krysipeias, salt Kiieum, Hypimiue uiseascs, cancer,
Kalntness at tho stomach, and all dlsoases tJiat arise
from impure mood,
sciatica. Inflammatory and
Chroma llheunutlsm, Neuralgia, (lout, and Spinal
fomplalnts, can only bo cnectually cured through
the blood-
For Ulcers ana Krupure Disease or tlio t-kln, pus
tules. Pimples. Blot mes, Dolls, Tetter, Fcaldnead,
anil ltlngworm, Vcgctlne has never failed to effect a
permanent euro.
For l'alns In tho llack.Kldncy Complnlnls, Dropsy,
femalo Weakness, LcticorThtes, nrlslng from Inter
nal ulceration, and ute.rlno diseases nml (leneral la
bility, Vcgctlne aels directly upon tho causo of these
cnmplilnts. It Invigorates und strengthens the
whoio system, acts upon tho secrctlvo organs, allays
Inflammation, cures ulceration, and regulates the
bowels.
For Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Hapttual Osttvenese. l'al
pltaUon of the Hoart, Headache, riles, Ncrvousfcss,
and General lTostratlon ot the Nervous syjtom, no
medicine has over given sneli perfect satisfaction as
tho Vcgctlne, It purines the blood, cleanses allot
thd organs, and possesses a controlling power over
the nervous system.
The remarkablo cures effected byVegctlne have
Induced many physicians and apothecaries whom
we know to prescribe and use It In their own Tami
ls.
In fact. Verretlnc Is tho best remedy vet discover
ed for tho above diseases, and Is tho only reliable
uiooa runuer yet piaceu ueiuru mo puouc.
THE BEST EVIDENCE
The foHowlnsr letter from Ucv. T. s. nest. Pastor ot
M. E. Church. Natlck, Jluss.. will bo. read with In-
terest by many.iphyalctans; also Uiose suffering
from l ho same disease as afflicted tlv sonot tho
ltev. R. S. Dest No person can doubt this testimony
as thero 13 no doubt about the curative powers ot
vegeuao.
Nitick, Miss., Jan. 1, 1S74.
MK.II.lt. STSVSNS.
Dear Mr. Wo havo tood reason for rceardlnir
vour vegctlno a medicine ot the greatest value. We
feel assured that It has been tho means ot saving our
son's life. Hols now scventcn years ot ago. For
the last two years ho has suffered from necrosis of
his leg, caused by scrofulous affection, and wns so
far reduced that nearly allwJo saw Mm thought
his recovery Impossible. A council of nblo physicians
could glc us but thoTalnlest hope of his lever rally
ing; two of the number declaring that he was be
Hind tho reach of human remedies, that even ampu
tation could not save him, as ho had not vigor
enough to endure the operation. Just then we com
menced giving him Vegettne, and from that time to
the present he has been continuously improving,
lie has lately resumed his studies, thrown away his
crutches and cane, und walks about cheerfully and
strong
'Though there Is still some dlschargo f rom tho open
ing whero thj limb was lanced, wo havo tho fullest
confidence that In a Uttlo time he will bo perfectly
cured.
Ho has taken about threo dozen bottles ot Vege
etlne, but lately uses but , little, as he declares that
he istooweU to bo taking medlctne.
jiespeciiuuy yours,
K. S. HEST.
Mas. L. C F. Best.
VEGETINE
Prenarea liy H. Stevens; Boston, Mass.
Vegetino is sold by all druggists.
i October.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills,
For all tho purposes of a Family Phyaic,
aud for
canne Costiveneaa.
j aunaice.
Indigestion, Foul. Stomach. Breath,
Headache,
ErvBirjelas. Kheumatlsm.
Eruptions and Skin Diseases, Bil
iousness, Dropsy, Tumors, Worms,
xvwuraiKia, as A xuiiier jrm,
r -furifring tho mood,
Arc the most ef
fective anil contre-
nlnl mirffntlvnnvpr
tlygP discovered. They
arc mud, but ef
fectual in their
operation, moving
tho bowels surely
and without pain.
Although tren tic
J in their operation,
if 'they aro still the
most thorough and
searching, cathar
tic medicine that can be employed : cleans
ing the stomach and bowels, and even the
blood. In small doses uf one pill a day,
ttey stimulate tho, digestive organs and
promote vigorous health.
Arcn's I'ills Jiavo been known for
more than a quarter of a century and have
obtained a world-wido reputation for their
virtues. They correct diseased action in
the several assimilative organs of the
body, and are so composed that obstruc
tions within their range can rarely with
stand or cvado them. Not only do they
curoujthc, every-day, complaints of every
body, hut also formidable and dangerous
diseases that have bafllcd the best of
human skill. Whilo'thcy produce power
ful effects, they arc, at tho eainu time, the
safest and best physio for children. Uy
their aperient action.' they gripe much less
than the common purgatives, and never
five pain when tho bowels are not inflamed.
They reach tho vital fountains of the blood,
and strengthen tlio system by freeing it
from tho elements ot weakness.
Adapted to all ages and conditions in
all climates, containing neither' calomel
nor any deleterious drugtheso l'ills may
bo taken with safety' by"anybody. Their
sugar-coating preserves them ever fresh,
and makes them pleasant to take ; while
being purely vegetable, no harm can ariso
from their use in nnv quantity.
I'UKI'AIIEU nv
Dr. J. C. AYER Sl C0,t Lowell, Mass.,
Practical und Analytical ChemUU.
SOLD UY ALU DUUUU1STS KYUtYWUKKIL
Oct. II, ISTS-ly
BLOOMSBURG TANNERY.
V.. A, KBRRIIVO
P ESPECTFU1VLY announces to the public
SNf DEIVS TANNERY.
(old sttna) Bloomsburg, l'a., at the
ForKsotine Espy ana Lieut street
roods, where all descriptions of
leather will be made in the most
substantial and workmanlike manner, and sold at
prices to suit uie iimes. inu muest price inca&n
wui at cui umea ha pam iur
Q 11E.EN TIDEB
ot every description in 1 tin country. The p utile pat
urnage is respectfully soUctuid.
lilccnif fcurir, ecu l, imis-
e is respecuuiy bouciwo. . ,
jiotlra'W 'hereby (tlyeh that 1 purchased of P.I
nellaH.of llenton towuBhlrt-at Constable's sale or
uBhlrt-at Constable's saloon
. IfeTT. the following neruonal
Krlilay hepU'inher Hth, IMT, tho followlric personal
miperty :
Gun two-horse w avou. ono double set ot
Harness, ono eineie het uarnetw, inrfo sou ny nem,
Que bprlnir hoard, one two-horw tied, ono slelirh,
one sprln
fuur Mn fiay more "r lets 4 busiielsof otu, ttlvc
bufcbelsot rje, ten grain has. tour horse blankets.
iwfive si reu in curu in lua iiruuuu, uirciiuuriua ui
an acre of iM,tatces, thrte acres ot huckwheat,sppleg
la the orchard, ten head ot hotr, one hrlndle heirer,
one red bull, one cook Ktove, ono i arlor stove, nine
cane.scdtbU chairs, two beds and bedding, ono fan
ning mill, one clock, one S3 tooth.hlni;e harrow, one
two-horui cultivator, two single cultU alors, one iron
beam plow, ono corn plow, one grind stone one grain
cradle, blx acres of cloversccd, twq hordes and one
colt, allot which I have loaned to him durlnrmv
pleasure, and I hereby warn all persons frommu-
lesuag uriawrieriag WHQ mu uuou muneu proper
J. F. McilKNRY,
Btlllwater, Sept. 1, ITlw
ADMINISTKATOK'S NOTICK.
KST1TS Of CiLIU II. OIKTON, USCSIBID.
Letters Of Administration on the estate of Caleb
II. Olrtsn, late of Hemlock townnhlo. Columbia uov
If , deceased, huve been granted by the lleirUUT of
rid county to Hu tthlas A.UIrlon.of the uuue town
ship, administrator, to whom ull persons Indebted
are i equested to male' payment, and those having
claims or demands against the sold estate will make
them known to th sold administrator without de
lay.
JIATTWAS A. OIKTON,
Administrator.
Set. T, f tw Ituck Uorn, in.
ro:
fit
CHEAP
JOB PRIME
AT THE
COLUMBIAN OFFICE.
Tho Columbian Printing Estab
lishment is amply supplied with
tho necessary Presses, Types and
other material for executing all
kinds of Printing at low rates and
in the most expeditious ond satis
factory manner.
i0
CALL AT THE
Columbian Building.
I. '.V
COUKT HOUSE ALLEY,
Bloomsburo, Pa.
vr.K .
When special material is required
it will bb promptly obtained.
Books aud Pamphlets,
Hand-Bills and Dodgers,
Large and Small Posters,
Letter and Bill Heads,
Envelopes with Business Cards,
Bussines3, Pic Nic, Wedding and
' Visiting Cards,
Programmes, Bills of Fare, &c.
Will all bo supplied and'! excuted
in superior style, at cheap
rates and short notice.
i mi
,1 n
Tho beat lyorkmen.aro cinplcyet
and 'tlio beat ' material will
. always be furnished.
ml
A liberal share of public patron
agej respectfully Bolicited,
Bloombbueg, March 23, 1877
BLOOMSBURG STATE NORMAL SCHOOL
SIXTH NORMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT.
Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania.
Rev. D. J. WALLER, Jr., A. M,, Principal.
TIlts.'!Cltoot,nsntrresciit,consllttitcil, oners tho verv best facllltlesfor Professional and Clasilcal learning,
spring va?cr 0Ua' commodious j completely heated by steam, well tcutllatcd, lighted by gas, and furnished with a bountiful supply of pure.soft
moderate. Fifty cents u week deduction to all expecting
Courses ot study prescribed by tho Male i
I, Model School. 11, Preparatory, III, Elementary. IV, Clas.-ic.il.
Adjunct Cotiriei ! I Acidemia. II. Commercial. III. Course in Mtiic. IV. Course In Art.
i iiu Mi-inenuiry ecicniiuo iin'i uuvacni uourses
r!..1'"''?''.'1''?! Master uf ilie Klciiientsi itaster
their attainments, "Igned br th-otllcersof tholloarlot
t IS J J, VV . i , J tho Slate li liberal,
. Tim., 1 . i. .-V s . , ' l. . ""
Cent nn lemclmitleacliersforherKcliools. To this en
catnlogue' ndrtresHho'l-rlnel' al'" ft" 8ucn " Promises
HON. 'vi l.i.l.v.u i:i,vtil.l i-rcildent Board
sept, s, 'ro.-
HARMAN & HASSBRT Proprietors;
V:st Sd'tM'l, Mllltll si(lO0l'3 & HI, Itilill'Olltl ItlOOIllNlHHK,
Pesperlfully call tho attention of tho public to the followlnir statements: They manufacture all kind' ot
IUO.N inn! HltAs u.tsTIM!. 'ihey nidto thu Celebrated uilglnal aud IMPROVED
MONIKOS JPi-CWS, also all Unds ot llepalrs, such as .Mold bo.ii us ruiuts, LuuUsUies
bolts, handles, kc. '1 hey aisu maKo
HEATING ANip COOK STOVES
and are prepared to furnish all kinds ot repairs, such as (Irates. riro llrlck, Ac., w holesalo and retail. Thcj
make Iho Imimiwd ('onUhtiinK (Iriiii, I'ltrilinU'm. I'rnn Mmr, Uio most economical (Irate In u-e.
'I hey are also prepared to furnlsli SAW AND 01(131' J11U, ilAUIllNKHV MllAFIINU, l'ULLKVb, ic. lhcj
rpay especial attention to tho
Repairing of Threshing Machines, Reapers, &c.
Tlio proprietors helnjr practical mechanics, havlnfrhad an ex'-erienco ot over Uv'rty years, tho publlcca
relv upon huMng all work entrusted to them douo la the liest Jiianncrand at Fair prices.
Jan. so, n-ly
Then Buy N. Y. ENAMEL PAINT GO.
CHEMICAL PAINT,
and save one-third the cost of painting, and get a paint that Is much handsomer, and will
I.AbT TWICK AS LO.NHAS ANVOTIIUU I'AUjT.
Is prepared ready foruseln whltoorane color desired. Is on many thousands of thullnestbulldlnc;i
In the country, many of which have been painted six jears, and now luokas well as whenllrst painted
UIIK.M10'A1, faINT has token r'trbt I'ltUMIL'MS nt twenty of the suto Fairs of Uio Union, hample card (,1
colors sent free. Address s. y. IIN A il K I, TAINT uu lis i-iluco btrcet, N. y., or llKNltV I..
ISLUEli fi HON, Agents 1S2I, Slarsct street, l'hlladelphla, l'a. July si, 'I7-ly
FAIR
Extra
! FAIR ! FAIR S S
News &ti!l Ahead.
If ymi wanat
clothhtq
Don't Buy Until You Have Posted
Yourself Who
WILL DO BEST FOR YOU.
Gome and Select your WINTER SUITS
FHOM A BBAW
All Styles, Sizes, PRICES and Qualities.
SIEN'S SUITS, YOUTH'S SUITS,
HATS.
SHIRTS,
C C L L A R S,
POPULAR CL0TH1E STORE.
Will oll'ci' doiriiB the County Fair,
OCTOBER nth AND 12th,
THE FINEST
' LINE OF DRY GOODS,
AT MUCH LOWER PHICES
THAN LAST SEASON.
Sept. Jl, 18TT-Svr
MORRIS MICHEL,
I'JtADTICA-L, PIANO OIAKKR,
tukvk am) nciMiiii:n.,
HLOOJISBUltO, PA.
.ilUST CLA89 I'IAM08 ANQ pnqANS.rOJt SAUJ
SECOND HAND 1'IANOS TA1UM JN CXCIIANOGj
' ORDBlt BY MAIL PllOMPTLY BXKCUTKa
Decl, T-iy 1 1 ji
' 1 1
ffl. c; SLOAH & BRP,
iiimMiaisnunG, ys,
1 AUBUifcturcfS ot
Oarriagoai BtisnieB, Phaetonsj Slolghs',
1 I'LATJOIIM WAOONf,'0. ' '
Ktrut-olnwi work uwayii on baud.
1 llUl'AIltlM) NliATLY IXJNE. . )l
Ptloes reduoua to u!t U tucus. ni
1 Jin. 9 j 181MX. 1 1 11 11 ' '11
KB'ki'ti " '
1 FOK SAW
AT TUEOOLUMBIAN OFFXOE.
to teach.
iiimu ,u null IVI I'l-tlllilllll-, (I, 111 UUL MIIU, HllilUl I
Htudenls admitted at any tlmo. ltooms reserved when desired.
aro I'll HTiSiONAT,, ami stiilinti trrvMittn'
of tho soluocei : .M.nter ot tua'ci wiles. UraJuatos
rnnteei,
and tho Solentino and aaisiaal coui-ses aro not Inferior to lhos,o of our best C
- ".'I""' uoinin i iu iiu ono or tn.) pri in oujjch or uiu e
I It solicits yoiintr rmis f good abllltlei and good n'irn
aid In developing tholr powers, and auundant oppoi
r Trutlecs' '
Vn.
MEW STOCK.
HOY'S SUITS, CHILDREN'S SUITS.
CAPS,
CUFFS.
, lowest Price
HIGHEST AWARDS
(Vntrniiliil
Ilxklblliuil.
J.EEYtfOLDS&SON,
IfpKTHWKST COKNKlt
Tlilrtccnllinuil FlIlicrtNlN.
. U P33ILADELPHIA,
.IK . JlANUriCTCHKHiiOPl'lTtNTKB
WiDDElMron Air-TigM Healers
M'llli hlmkliitf nml tllnkcr-drlnillnK (Irnlmfu
QENTENNIAJj
WltOTJGDT-mOJI HEATERS,-
.j FOIt JllTUMINOUS COAL,
Keystone
"WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS,
Cooking Ranges, low-down Orates,
&c die.
Descriptive Clrcularti un rim to any uadrcis.
KXAMINIi BKFOlti: HliLEOTIh'Qi
AprU 7, IWy A in
TrAiNyiuaiT i 'do., ' '"
i.l.u ', ' VUOtJtgAWJ GliQVKHB, ,
' ; n.b. Corner Beoona and ArthBtreeje,
1'niLiDiLmii, j
I.
Dealers in
gYRPrS,, COKfis. BUqAK,
.tfAB'
UOLA
iici, trioa, licin sod, Mc., to.
avorderswlllreooire prom(itattenUon,
u.
V. Coure in l'liy.ical Culture,
lii tho other L'uursLs receive s on uil t i ll I eati a o
tuilttci for lyeU pahi i.ioor niter leui ing tchool. i or
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP.
Thoroughly Cures Diseases oftiii-. Skin,
liEAUTIFILS TUB COMFLEXION, l'REVKNTS
and Remedies Rheumatism and Gout,
Heals Sores and Abrasions of thu
Cuticle and Counteracts Contagion.
This Standard External Remedy for Erun.
lions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not only
REMOVES FROM THE COMI'LLXION ALL BLEM
ISHES arising from local impurities of tlio
blood and obstruction of the pores, but also
those produced by the sun and wind, such a3
tan and freckles. It renders the CUTICLE
MARVELOUSLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and I'LIANT,
and being a wholesome beautifier is far
preferable lu any cosmetic.
, All the rlmedial advantages of Sul
l'lIUR 11ATHS arc insured BY Tin: USE OF
GCJlll'n Sllljlhlll' Stiaj), which in addi
tion to its purilying effects, remedies and PRE
VENTS Rheumatism and Gout.
It also DisiNrr.cTS clothing and linen
and prevents diseases communicated by
contact with the terson.
It dissolves Dandruff, prevents bald
ness, and retards grayncss of the hair.
Physicians speak of it in high terms.
Prices 25 and 50 Cents per Gake; per
Box (3 Cakes), 60c. and $120.
N. B. The 50ccfltcal.es are triple the size of those at
.25 cents.
"HILVS HAIU AND 1VIIISKE11 DYL1,"
lllack or Uruwn, 50 Ccntm,
C. N. CB1TTE5T0S, Prop'r, 7 SMh AvN.Y.
Oct. w, '76.-iy,
AdvertisingAgents
GLAZING AND PAPERING,
WJI. F. BQDINE, Iron Street below bco
ond, IHooinsburi;,' ra., is prepart'd to do al
kinds ot
FAINTING,
GLAZING,
i -. .
J I , r '
ami
" I'APEH'UANOING.
ui .
In the lieot scylefl, at lowost prices, und, 'at sliort
notice , ,
i i . (i i, .( ,
Parties haivlDir luch work to do will' euvo Dnont)
calling on mo. '
Ml work tvarrantd toiflvo eatlsmcilon. Orden
itollluid WM. F, nODUVR.
KINGSFOED'S
OSWEGO STARCH
Is Iho 11KST nnd IOST7:COMOMIUi;tn tho WorM
Is -perfectly I'lIHE frco fromacidi and otner for
eign BUtistancna. that Injury Linen. i '
ISSJCllONOKIi Uian any Qthc requiring much lois
'quantity in uilng,1
Is UNlFOIui-btlircus and llnlahes work always the
buuie.
Kiiiesford's Osweao Cora Starcli
Is tho raoat dellclou? of all preparation? for
I'nddings, Blanc-IVIangc, Cake, etc.
AUtf , 3, "TT-5U1 llO&CU
PATEN T S.
F. A. Lehmann, Solicitor ot American and Foro'gn
Patents, Wohlili-Kton, D. f). All tut lnesa connected
with I'atenU, tvli-f tUer teforo tho i'atent omco nr
the Courts, promptly atupdedto, Nochargflmodo
unless a patent Ls secured. Bend for a olrcular.
May 4,m.U bs w
. Bryant &StrattonLs;
BUSINESS COLLEGE
Anil Telrjmipiilo lualliiif pt
100 8. Tenth St.. Philadelphia, Pn.
-of tlio ilawyer ami t.ltitrtrait p (Iicm
H I fS H.lMMpul. ill or (cud for frtolW
aug. 2J, H-in
ats
TIUBiNESS OARIXS.
JJ VlkJTfNO CAUD8,
tETTEK UEADS,
'-u HEADS, ' '
OBTKIIS, 40., AC,
lly printed at tlieCoLuu
iNnll -a
THISfApERISKEPTOH FILE
iii
' AT THE OFFICE
FFICE OF,
733 SiNsoH St,, PHILADELPHIA.
WTio nro uur uulliorlird .(cula, nod nlll
rcclr4 AdrcrlUtivtuK at our
tOVVliST CAWIl ltA.Tl'.S.
(1 I"1 ") H not n ally earned in.lhHio tlirxt butTt
I I I tan I'Uliiadulnlliriu months tyunyono
dl I f ot elliierber, in enyparl oflhd country
-who u limt-U work ktwullly at tlw. vuiployineut
that we lurLb-h. fcfirer wtiklniour bfta tnun.
,iii. icoper ((tiujour onn iouh.
Vou need cot Us away lrcinhowe our nltht. -you
can Ble jour holu tlmo tho work, or only jour
lipare inoinents. ltconu nothing 10 try tho fjuai
ness. 1iins and MOutht free. Addrvu utuioe,
II. IUlutt Co., rortiaad, Maine.
rub, 18 -ji ijr.
ifiiri
Is a prottcted solution ot Uio
PROTOXIDE Oli1 IR03T
A new illscoTPry In ni'dtclnp, Hiat strll.oq at the r ,.,!
This is tho seen t nf t ho, wnmlcrrul s ieccss ot thl .
ro ne.iy In eurliiif "
!.M-I1il, l,lir Cinii;il I),.,,., ,. ...,p
l,'..!,.l.'."'r,"'" ""I i ' Hill- Ml - I
t'lillli nml I'.'Iit-. Minor., ,,
t,'n lliilliiiml VI nr, Neu nl m,
I .uio (.'niiinl.ilnt, nnd
a: l di ha
01(1(1 NAI IMI l.N A
Bad State of he
Or neromnnntnil hv
15 .
Blood.
A Low State of tho System,
Heine tree from Alcohol In any form Its emrri
Jinn 1'ITecls nre not followeil hy comspniidlnr ri.f
n1?.H!nyvmlrL?,J!('?,'l.'l,us'nlf NTIIES ITIi, vui.
hulldingiVp i,ar" 01 "10 SJr6tl;ra' ttI"J
AJN IRON OONSTITUTION.
It. Itt nil nrrtfillnnt etiVuiilf i .
where a stlnnilant is noeili'd "m0 or Lrj""J-
Ono element of the rcitoratlro power of Iron r r
ZSXlZ 3. ,l,!!!''na' "-iV."''"" elJJttfelty
Jpecmt. ""-""' " 1
For Dyspcpsin, Use
PERUVIAN SYRUP
For Dobilitv, Use
PERUVIAN SYRUP
For Dropsy, Use
PERUVIAN" SYRUP
For Neumlgin, Use
PERUVIAN SYRUP
tor Clironic JJinrrlioea, Use
PERUVIAN SYIIUP
For Liver Complaint, Use
PERUVIAN SYRUP
For ''oils and llmnora, Use
PERUVIAN SYRUP
For Chills and Fever, Use
PERUVIAN SYRUP
For Loi-j of Appetite, Ufc
PERUVIAN SYRUP
For Nervous A flections, Iho
PERUVIA SYRUP
For Female Complaints, Use
PERU VI N SYRUP
To Tone up the System. Uso
PERUVIAN SYRUP
To Invigorate the Brain, Uso
PERUVIAN SYRUP
HRTII iv. irowi.K ffi sovm, Proprlctori, (HI Harri
son utenun, Iloflon- Sold by dealers generallv.
(ictohcr.
THE INTERNATIONAL REVIEW.
Tho "International" for li;t will prewnt the usual
numlier ot nrtlclis upon reUifloui, mlentlile. art. ik.
lltle.il nnd Boelat Hibji'eti uiuht occupying the pub
lic attentloii. It will dfTOte np.icolo Kunipcnn mut
ters ho fur ostliev are likely to lio InltirMlnir to
Ainerlcuns. It will eonlLuie to Introduco Ihu most
lion ular lorelcn wntirblo ciinrdii forlnvor with
the best American u1IlTb It 111 aim 'obe able,
Uroni: a il prnrtlral, as well nspopul ir. In tliechnr
acti r und style of Itspr.'nejitulluns, it U sale to bay
that no otlur inacurliio In the world can Mipplylix
nliice In the libraries of Amerlrani who lovo to con
sider tho proKiewof echl8 Ihroushoiit thoorlil,
und to know tlulr bearli B upon tho liituestsortlio
I'nlted Stuten I'rofeMbrM ( iirtlim, lioltzendoir,
V'osel, Dr. Dolllnt'er, iir. Horner, lir, Neiuneyer, Dr.
carl Able. Mr .lullua liuboe. Ilriijrsh Iley. 51. Kolllu
Joriiucinins, JI. i-puller. Hep., M. (lludilez. II r.
Ilninerteii, Jlr. Freeman: ltev Dr. Jnmcs II. Illcu,
Thoinus l.riikbry, XI. I'. llubrmatK Muc'amn Vlllarl,
iior i. iMiin, 1'iuiuiii. ur. wutUtij, nr. I'eubody,
l'rinclpal Davi ton. Judge Coolry, Dr. w hartun, . ni.
o. Irjant, Hay l'altnir. (nrlschun, tieneral kIri-i,
I)r. OiKOOd. Alex. Ddirar. V. l otla, Kuifino tehuy
ler, Hasard'lajKr.K 1-. Vhinic, and others may
bo nuim d ns hi rcll conlrlbutuis.
1 1 hus la oreunlr ed as rou rlul an organ rt llioucht
and commiiiilcntien as canlioenflly loneehfrt, and
li. pretenis Ufcelt Ipr popular support durliin 1H7. it
Is not known Hint tin ro Is an.finK.n whyVorles
of the "IleMew 'Hiould not le lourd lu tMryhoiVo
hold. It hna already the larun elrailutlon of any
secular I;; view, lecauto eniHiopulai attrodloim.
Thiso attractions will be de-teleped cradually. and
Increased on their need is made known.
rrlco ll.oo n Number, fs.co a Year (blx Numhcrs.'l
A. S. BAimKS & CO., Publishers,
111 & 113 William St.. N .
r ai LT roa eTti M 1 etab les '
pun.
.VDKLWIA AND I1EADINQ KOAD
AitRANUEJIENT OF PASSENGER
,'I'ltAINS.
"liayai, isio.
fBilJip LHATE KCfEET A8 fOLI.OWS (SCSD1V (XCEriS
l'or New Vprk, l'hlladelphla, Itcadlnf, rottsvlllo
Tamanua, c.,ll,33a.m '
Tor Catawlssa, 11,83 a. m. 0,47 and T,3 p. ta.
ror,VlUlamgport,c,2s ,n a, m. and 4,x p, m.
' ' v.i,.
TiuiNs roil 'KcrEar avb as FOLtows,(st,nnAy
CEPTEO.)
Ltavo' Kew York", 8,i5 a. m.
Leave Philadelphia, 9,tfi n. m.
U'avo Iteadlny, 11,3 a. m., I'otUvllle, j-2,15 p. m
and .Tamarpia, 1,83 p. m.
Leave Cataw Issa, ,!o c.js a. m. and 4,00 p. m.
Lea-, u llllainsporl ,0 ! a.m,l-2,w) m. and 6,uo p. m
i'assenirera ..idfrom ew Yorkand I'hllado
phla ko thruuffj Ithout change of ears,
J. U. WDOTTEN,
c. n; HANCfiCK, licneral -MaDa!!er-
(K'neral lVkct ABent,
Jan.li. I ic-tr.
iS7
JOUTUWIN
OENTKAL KA1UVAV
VUJU-.JiV,
Ou and utter November 2(itU. 1573, trains will leave
aU,NUUliy a!jfo(lowsi
K'OltTJIWAltn.
Erie Mail 8.20 a. in., arrive Elmlra 11,50 a.
" L'uh.indulgua... 3.85 p. m
Hochester &.is "
Mat'ara......... 1140
Itenovo aecommodationll.iua. ui.urmo William
nia.wp. in.
Elmlra Mail 1.15 a. m.. iirriin vimi,
UuHalo Eipresa 7.15 a. m. arrive IluHalo 8.w a.'m
' HnilTiiw.,,,1 " 1 n.i
.ii.
Dunalo Express .'ra a. m. arrive Ilarrlsburs i.to' a.'m
" llaltlmoios.40 '
Elmlruliail U.lBa.m., arrive. Uuirlbur(n.E.o p. m
" Wasjilnstou ;o.so
" HdlUuioro c.co
" WmJiinfftpn 8.3Q
Uarrlsburg accommodation 8.40 p. in, arrive Ilairls
buri;10.D0p. m, '
arrive Baltlmoro .a.m
" . Washicgton 6.1J
Brio JIaU a. m. arrlvo Harrlsburg 3. 06 a. m
" Ualtlmofo 8.40 ' ' "'
' , , . Walhlngton 10.88"
All dally except Sunday.
'li. M. I10YD. Jr.. (leneral 1'aRRpnfrv 'a nAn
A. J. CASSATTf Qcneral llanago
D
ei, a Wake, lackawAnna
WESTKltN ItAlLItUAD.
BLOOMSUURO DIV18IQN,
AND
Tlme-Tablo No. Ii, Takes effect at 4:30 A.
1IONDAY, NOVEMBER SI 1870.
, NOItTlt.
STATIONS.
SOUTH.
p.m. p.m. a.m.
S B t M 0 48
a.m. p m. p.ml
Scran ton
....-Uellevue......
TnylorHllo...
..LatbnwnmiM
v 38 2 20 a 28
8 48 3 2.5 0 J'l
a oa 9 HI n
8 I" I S 01
T 60 S 411
7 40 a 41
7 4 3 37
T S3 3 81
7 27 S 7
7 H 83
1 18 .1 10
7 10 3 17
7 15 8 17
7 ('7 3 111
7 113 3 Ut
1M K 04
a 43
a as
a 8i
a 20
ro
a 10
a 11
ilO 141 2 88 (43
...... 1'lttston. !'
IU l0 2 40 G 1'
. west ntuton. Ho 11
2 02 0 tfi
, UiiJiiiiUi'.... n it
2 08
1 III
Mulrliv o 77
0 (iii
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7 ta
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8 09
7 11
7 IS
7 23
7 SS
7 40
7 44
1 01
8 S
8 2S
8 45
8 15
a 05
0 60
C C3
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Kingston 111 21 a id
..... . lilugslou .. 10 27 a 17
..lljiuuuUiJunc. 10 uj a 2
....1-bmouUi 10 yj 3 27
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8 M
8 01
8 48
a if, i'm' 8 41
, 1 1 p,,"i 1, o 01
.lIunlofkM reek, loot 8 48
0 SO ! 41 0
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C IS 8 3l
(is 1 so
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0 03 9 10
6 48 a 10
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5 34 IU
0 24 I 43
0 il 1 43
0 20 1 40
K III, 1 lf
4 10
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8 l
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a
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i II
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. .Wooui&bunr.... 'il at
T 80
7
7
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I
7 84
7 II
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4 US 1 OU 6 40
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cm. run. a.m.
u.iii. a. in
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