THE COLUMBIAN ANJJ DEMOCRAT, B OOMSBUKG, C0LUMB1 A COUNTY," PA. Humorous Son; 6t (lio IJakcr "I KneiulTheo Every Hour," Tlio fitst nolo of .the eong li ftougli. i i The Vmphie thinks Prof. Halt wouldn't hnvo found that now moon K Mara hadn't aatelllto out for liliri. Alt well regulated drinking natooni have a back entrance fur the convenience of their temperance customers. , it I slngul ioit early In life a cliilil gains the reputation nt resembling the rich est and best looking relations. It It said br a fashion journal that the (all .stylo of .bonnet will exhibit nil sorts of Iiugs and lusects not Inside, of course. Ond of. our newspaper friends says that "if 'the gab were mueeied out of somo tray ding agenta there would be nothing left of them but their feet and shirt collars." An Interesting question for discussion by our rural debating societies during tho com Ing winter is the following : "Who cat the most chickens, preachers or owls?" "Not Proven." Minister. "Don't you know It's wicked to catch fish on tho Sab bath?"' Small Boy (not having had a bite all the morning.) ''Who's catchin' fish J" While Dr. Mary Walker was lecturing lately in one of the rural towns, it is said that a youth cried out : "Are you the Mary that had a little lamb 7" "No 1" was the sharp reply, "but your mother had a little jackass." A woman who bought a stamp at the post office this morning asked tho engineer of the department to stick it on for her. He in quired if she could uot stick it oil hcrself,and Bbe replied that she could not, because she was an entire stranger in town. At a public meeting lately held, the fol lowing was the prize. conundrum : What is the difference between n tenaut and the son of a widow? Tho tenant has to pay rents ; but' the son of a widow has not two par ents. Herr Pumpernickle, having just played a composition of bis own, burst into tears. Chords of friends "Ob, what is the matter? What can wo do for you?" Herr Pumper nickle - I'Ach 1 Nossing 1 Nossing I Dut ven I hear really coot muic, zen must I al vays vcep." This iajibst a theological Teuton, with with hands 'uplifted in holy horror, once said about an unbeliever : "He believes In noddlngs. He doo-sh not belief in Qott, nor in ter Tuyful. Now, when a man doosh not believe In Qott, dere he ish ; but when he doosh not belief in ter Tuyful, where ish ho?" Hero is a conun'drum which we do not remember to have seen in print ; Why is a pig looking out of a second-story window like the moon ? Because he looks round. If .anybody triumphantly retorts that the moon does not always look round, you can reply) that the pig doesn't either. An exchange says : Young man, don't fool Away your time going to see a fashiona ble girl. Paint, powder and pull-backs are all well, enough, but winter is coming on, and you want to marry a good stout hired girl who, can shovel snow, A new edition of etiquette says that it is no longer fashionable for young men to call on their girls on Saturday evening. . This will give the girls a chance to put their hair up in bits of paper before one o'cleck on Sunday morning. "Far be it from m to doubt the word of our brother editor," says the La Crosse Sun, "wgelieve them all to be truthful men; but when the Durand 7V;isays .that the water is so low at the mouth of the Chippewa riv er that catfish have to employ mud-turtles to tow them over the bar, we feel as though the editor must be away, and some local minister filling his place." Good old Uncle Jonas said, one cold morning, when he was hunting for the matches, "When-I die I hope I'll go where I won't have to make the fire every morn ing." "You needn't fret about that," snapped his wife, from under the blankets ; "you'll find the fire all ready for you, never you fear." Ay Investment, Mamma. "Well, Tommy, what did Uncle Dives give you when you went to see him yesterday?" Tommy. "He gave me a beautiful bright neirtbree-cent piece." Papa. "And what are you going to do with it ?" Tommy. "I'm going to buy a purse to put it in." The following Is a literal copy of an ad dress upon a letter recently mailed in New York: "For mister patrick Davy Crarston, rhode iland in the state of . lieu york to be Handed to bridget o ilaherty teu be handed for her sister ann madigan pautucket rhodd Hand teu remain in the post offia till called for monday weak, why didn't you wake me up, as I asked yoii? Here I am inllea beyond my BtatUn." Conductor -"I did try, but all I could get out of you was, "All right, Maria: get the children their breakfast, and I'll be down in a minute," When you are tired of twirling your Ihuinbs, sit down and see how fast you can aay 3 "Shoes and socks shock Susan in an inexplicable manner, and inexorably she ceaseth aheating her Bhoea," It Is worse than "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pep ers." An arrival .from Sitka, Alaska, reports a deplorable state of affairs there. Since tho withdrawal of' the. troops thtro lias not been a semblance of law, and nothing to restraiu the lawless elements. Several huudred Iu- .dims menace the few white inhabitants, so that the latter are in fear of their lives, and meditate abandoning the country. The Indi ans plunder the Government Luildings at will. 5 lie Invited her to lunch, and she. being beautiful young lady, went. She read th bill of fare behind her aweet little fan, and whispered In zephyry accents, "Woodcock on toast." At the announcement it flashed upon bis mind that his assets were but ev emty-five cents. Something must be done, "toruolla.doyou know what a woodcock Is? he asked, "No, Mr, Bpinks," the answered "Well, then, my dear," said he. "It Is as big as a hallbuU" "Oh.goodnes gracious I exclaimed the charming Cornelia, "then bring me Borne pork and beam." fiplnks winked exultingly at the waiter, and the waller UM Aaowuw tX Uaa, Young-Folks. tub IIRVIINOK (IP TIIK MTTLE HUTU roTAMUS. trriRK IJUNJiHIN. A fat young hippopotamus , ' r. Sat grimly by tho Kile, Contriving dire vengeance On a lady crocodile, Who, that morning, (or hpr breakfast Atouplils brothers twain f So ho pondered long and deeply How to pay hor back again. All nt on"0 an Idea struck him, And ho bruke Into n smile "I have It I" ho crlod, Joyfully ; "I'll ni that crocodile V Then he trotted through the rushes Until ho reached dry land, When he crept along qulw silently To a mound In tho hot sand, Where the crocodile had burled Her eggs, because she knew The torrid sun would hatch them Within a month or two. ' Now tho sarago mother-rcptllo" ' Was nowhere to be seen, For she was calmly slumbering , Among tho rushes green. The Utile hippopotamus SI overt cautiously and slow, Until ho saw tho heap of eggs, Then laughed he long and loir. Then boldly he marched forward. And stamped upon that nest, An Jumped and kicked and pranced about, As if he were possessed, Till all the eggs wcro scattered And brnken every one, While all the little crocodiles Forth from the shells did run. The ancient mother-crocodile. Hearing her young ones' wall, Came rushing from hr muddy' couch, Waving her frightful tall. Tho little hippopotamus Was having then huge fun, Stepping upon the babies. To smash them ono by one ; So he failed to see tho mother. Nor dreamed of his mishap, Till which 1 ngatnst his sldo so fat There come an awful slap. It lifted him from on his feet, And burled him up on high, And away he went careering Like a rocket In the sky. How far he new I know sot, But 't is said that he was thrown On the pyramid of Cheops, Straddling the topmost stone. Being too tat to clamber down, lie may be Ihero this day. Unless some one In a balloon Has carried bim away. But of this you may be certain, That It he is not found la tho air or In tho water, He's somewhero on the ground. St. Nicholas for October, Constantinople. A glance at a map of Constantinople, will show the reader the general features of the ity. The old city, formerly Byzantium, but now called Stamboul by the Turks, is tho part which existtd in 1-153, 'when they cap tured the place It is nearly triangular, with the Sea of Marmora and the Mediterra nean. The entire city is surrounded by the lofty double wall built by the Greco Romans, with a deep fosse on the land Bide, which is now employed in the peaceful cultivation of onions, tomatoes, and melons. The walls are still in tolerable preservation, and ex ceedingly picturesque, although no longer of use for defensive purpose against the mis- lies of modern warfsro., They are festooned ith ivy and beautified by many mas ve crenelated and venerabjei'towers, while it is quite common to see houses surmount ing itKem and turning the battlements into windows, casements and lattices being in serted in the embrasures. At the southwest ern angle of the walls Is the fortress called the Yedee Kouliler, of Seven Towers This has been often used as a dungeon for prison ers of Btate, into which the foreign ambassa dors were formerly thrown upon the break ing out of hostilities, under tho guard of a itroug garrison, which is always maintained there. Tho Seraglio Pomt was, until within a few years, the site or, one of the most lamoun, romantic and beautiful abodes of royally the world has seen. Commanding from its airy and stately gold-fretted halls views of the Marmora, tho Bosphorus, and. tho Qolden Horn, with the snow-clad ranges of Mount Olympus and the sight of Brusa, the first capital of Turkey ."visible in the dim distance, its, marble fountains ever1 spouting silver rain, its gardens ever in bloom, and the gil ded domes and minarets rising skyward around it like tho fairy fabrics'of the land of dreams, it was tho central spot of tho fi nest combination of natural and artificial scenery the world hai yet seen. But the Seraglio was burned a few years ago, with all its mysterious and romantic associations. The point remains; the gardens remain; but tho palace a gone, whither the empire of which it was'the centre' is going when Kismet pronounces its doom. S. Q. IV. Benjamin in Harper' ' Magazine or Octo ber. The Antonelli Will Case. The Rome correspondent of the London 'fltmei telegraphing on July 26 says : "This morning the tribunal pronounced its deci sion in favor of the nlalntiirpn the point be fore the court in the Antonelli case. It was given iu the form pf a diffuse summing up prepared by the President Cavaliere lio Toodradf, and pointed out at length that neither the Italian civil, .code nor the no man and canon law placed any prohibition on the proof of birth by means of persoqal testimony in cases ot this kind, consequen tly, cm-account of tho age an'ctlnOrmity of the Archpnest Vendltti and of Tamburlin the eldest of the cardinal's servants, the tribunal ordered their examination pru futura metiwria; but held that the midwife, Gervase, being in good health, the same grounds for her examination did not exist. The court delegated to the Judge Cavaliere Spazlant the task of receiving the evidence ot tne two witnesses early iu August, order ing at the same time, tliat.fheir depositions should remain secret In the custody of the chancellor of the court. The decision n6w pronounced does not jn point of law pre judge the general question of the admissi- uuuy oi Drai testimony to pe tried in No vember; uutjrpm the line of argument laid down in the decision now given, It may be expected the court will then accord the right io examine the 70 witnesses .to be brought flrward, Great admiration was expressed by members of the Roman bar in court at the lucidity and learning displayed in the judgment. The Counts Antonelli haying to produce In court the cardinal's will, published In the llmci last December, Countess Labertlnl has declared her inten tion of impounding it, on the grounds of forgery and inetlicacy." Th. first, book over produced in Kngland, was printed by William Caxton in the Als meury at Wtstmdister, in the year J-170,and was entitled tbq'Oictcs and Bayltigs of the Philosophers." A copy of the original is. extremely rare and valuable, fetching, when som,, many tiuoureua oi pounds, t, is a sirJall folUj volume, very beautifully printed on ash-graj' paper, with red initial Utters and is remarkable for lis evenness of color aud distinctness .of type. There Is a fine copy of the "Dicfes'' In the British Museum and Ur.i -billot Block is engaged iu produ cing a fao sim ile of It by permission of the trustees of (hat institution. SCIIKNCK'S PULMONIC RVItUP. For the Cure of Consumption, Coughs ami Colds. The great vlrtuoot this medlclnols that It ripens the matter and throws It out of tho system, purifies the blood, and Ihus effects a cure. SChenck's sea Weed Tonic, for cure ot Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Ac, Tho Tonic produces a healthy action ot the stom nch, creating an appetite, forming chyle, and curing the most obMlnato casesot Indigestion. Schenck's Mandrako Mils for tho euro cf Mvcr Complaint, Ac. These pills aro alteratlvo, and produco a healthy action ot ths liver without the least d vig T, as thov aro free from calomel, and et more cnicuclous In re storing n healthy act Ion rf the tin r. Tnoso remedies aro a pertain euro for Consump t Ion as t lio 1'iil-ronli syrup rlpcnstho luattcrniel purines th" blood, tho M.iinlr.iko I'M a, I upon the liver, create a healthy bile, and retnovo all diseases of the liver, often a cause of onsumptton, The sea Weed Tonlo gives tono and st. ougth to tho stom ach, makes a good digestion, and enables tho organs t o form good blood ; and thus creates a healthy cir culation of healthy blood. Tho combined action ot these medicine.-, as thus explained will cure every case ot Consumption, it taken In time, and.tho use of tho medicines persevered in. Dr. schenck Is professionally at his principal of- tlco, corner Sixth and Arch streets, Philadelphia, ov- ry Monday, where all letters for advice must bo ad dressed. Schenck's medicines for sale by all Drug gists, sept VEGETINE. Purine tho III mil, Rcnovnlcs it ml I n vlgo nil ph tlio Whole SvNlcm. ITS MEDICINAL QUALITIES' ARC Altomtivoi Tonic, Solvent ana jjinrotic. YKflETINE is mado exclusively from the tulcesof carefuiiy-seltcted barks, roots, and herbs, and so strongly concentrated thatlt will effectuilly eradi cate from tne system every taint of f-croMIa, scrotu lous Humor Tumors. Cancer, cancerous Humor, Krysipeias, salt Kiieum, Hypimiue uiseascs, cancer, Kalntness at tho stomach, and all dlsoases tJiat arise from impure mood, sciatica. Inflammatory and Chroma llheunutlsm, Neuralgia, (lout, and Spinal fomplalnts, can only bo cnectually cured through the blood- For Ulcers ana Krupure Disease or tlio t-kln, pus tules. Pimples. Blot mes, Dolls, Tetter, Fcaldnead, anil ltlngworm, Vcgctlne has never failed to effect a permanent euro. For l'alns In tho llack.Kldncy Complnlnls, Dropsy, femalo Weakness, LcticorThtes, nrlslng from Inter nal ulceration, and ute.rlno diseases nml (leneral la bility, Vcgctlne aels directly upon tho causo of these cnmplilnts. It Invigorates und strengthens the whoio system, acts upon tho secrctlvo organs, allays Inflammation, cures ulceration, and regulates the bowels. For Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Hapttual Osttvenese. l'al pltaUon of the Hoart, Headache, riles, Ncrvousfcss, and General lTostratlon ot the Nervous syjtom, no medicine has over given sneli perfect satisfaction as tho Vcgctlne, It purines the blood, cleanses allot thd organs, and possesses a controlling power over the nervous system. The remarkablo cures effected byVegctlne have Induced many physicians and apothecaries whom we know to prescribe and use It In their own Tami ls. In fact. Verretlnc Is tho best remedy vet discover ed for tho above diseases, and Is tho only reliable uiooa runuer yet piaceu ueiuru mo puouc. THE BEST EVIDENCE The foHowlnsr letter from Ucv. T. s. nest. Pastor ot M. E. Church. Natlck, Jluss.. will bo. read with In- terest by many.iphyalctans; also Uiose suffering from l ho same disease as afflicted tlv sonot tho ltev. R. S. Dest No person can doubt this testimony as thero 13 no doubt about the curative powers ot vegeuao. Nitick, Miss., Jan. 1, 1S74. MK.II.lt. STSVSNS. Dear Mr. Wo havo tood reason for rceardlnir vour vegctlno a medicine ot the greatest value. We feel assured that It has been tho means ot saving our son's life. Hols now scventcn years ot ago. For the last two years ho has suffered from necrosis of his leg, caused by scrofulous affection, and wns so far reduced that nearly allwJo saw Mm thought his recovery Impossible. A council of nblo physicians could glc us but thoTalnlest hope of his lever rally ing; two of the number declaring that he was be Hind tho reach of human remedies, that even ampu tation could not save him, as ho had not vigor enough to endure the operation. Just then we com menced giving him Vegettne, and from that time to the present he has been continuously improving, lie has lately resumed his studies, thrown away his crutches and cane, und walks about cheerfully and strong 'Though there Is still some dlschargo f rom tho open ing whero thj limb was lanced, wo havo tho fullest confidence that In a Uttlo time he will bo perfectly cured. Ho has taken about threo dozen bottles ot Vege etlne, but lately uses but , little, as he declares that he istooweU to bo taking medlctne. jiespeciiuuy yours, K. S. HEST. Mas. L. C F. Best. VEGETINE Prenarea liy H. Stevens; Boston, Mass. Vegetino is sold by all druggists. i October. Ayer's Cathartic Pills, For all tho purposes of a Family Phyaic, aud for canne Costiveneaa. j aunaice. Indigestion, Foul. Stomach. Breath, Headache, ErvBirjelas. Kheumatlsm. Eruptions and Skin Diseases, Bil iousness, Dropsy, Tumors, Worms, xvwuraiKia, as A xuiiier jrm, r -furifring tho mood, Arc the most ef fective anil contre- nlnl mirffntlvnnvpr tlygP discovered. They arc mud, but ef fectual in their operation, moving tho bowels surely and without pain. Although tren tic J in their operation, if 'they aro still the most thorough and searching, cathar tic medicine that can be employed : cleans ing the stomach and bowels, and even the blood. In small doses uf one pill a day, ttey stimulate tho, digestive organs and promote vigorous health. Arcn's I'ills Jiavo been known for more than a quarter of a century and have obtained a world-wido reputation for their virtues. They correct diseased action in the several assimilative organs of the body, and are so composed that obstruc tions within their range can rarely with stand or cvado them. Not only do they curoujthc, every-day, complaints of every body, hut also formidable and dangerous diseases that have bafllcd the best of human skill. Whilo'thcy produce power ful effects, they arc, at tho eainu time, the safest and best physio for children. Uy their aperient action.' they gripe much less than the common purgatives, and never five pain when tho bowels are not inflamed. They reach tho vital fountains of the blood, and strengthen tlio system by freeing it from tho elements ot weakness. Adapted to all ages and conditions in all climates, containing neither' calomel nor any deleterious drugtheso l'ills may bo taken with safety' by"anybody. Their sugar-coating preserves them ever fresh, and makes them pleasant to take ; while being purely vegetable, no harm can ariso from their use in nnv quantity. I'UKI'AIIEU nv Dr. J. C. AYER Sl C0,t Lowell, Mass., Practical und Analytical ChemUU. SOLD UY ALU DUUUU1STS KYUtYWUKKIL Oct. II, ISTS-ly BLOOMSBURG TANNERY. V.. A, KBRRIIVO P ESPECTFU1VLY announces to the public SNf DEIVS TANNERY. (old sttna) Bloomsburg, l'a., at the ForKsotine Espy ana Lieut street roods, where all descriptions of leather will be made in the most substantial and workmanlike manner, and sold at prices to suit uie iimes. inu muest price inca&n wui at cui umea ha pam iur Q 11E.EN TIDEB ot every description in 1 tin country. The p utile pat urnage is respectfully soUctuid. lilccnif fcurir, ecu l, imis- e is respecuuiy bouciwo. . , jiotlra'W 'hereby (tlyeh that 1 purchased of P.I nellaH.of llenton towuBhlrt-at Constable's sale or uBhlrt-at Constable's saloon . IfeTT. the following neruonal Krlilay hepU'inher Hth, IMT, tho followlric personal miperty : Gun two-horse w avou. ono double set ot Harness, ono eineie het uarnetw, inrfo sou ny nem, Que bprlnir hoard, one two-horw tied, ono slelirh, one sprln fuur Mn fiay more "r lets 4 busiielsof otu, ttlvc bufcbelsot rje, ten grain has. tour horse blankets. iwfive si reu in curu in lua iiruuuu, uirciiuuriua ui an acre of iM,tatces, thrte acres ot huckwheat,sppleg la the orchard, ten head ot hotr, one hrlndle heirer, one red bull, one cook Ktove, ono i arlor stove, nine cane.scdtbU chairs, two beds and bedding, ono fan ning mill, one clock, one S3 tooth.hlni;e harrow, one two-horui cultivator, two single cultU alors, one iron beam plow, ono corn plow, one grind stone one grain cradle, blx acres of cloversccd, twq hordes and one colt, allot which I have loaned to him durlnrmv pleasure, and I hereby warn all persons frommu- lesuag uriawrieriag WHQ mu uuou muneu proper J. F. McilKNRY, Btlllwater, Sept. 1, ITlw ADMINISTKATOK'S NOTICK. KST1TS Of CiLIU II. OIKTON, USCSIBID. Letters Of Administration on the estate of Caleb II. Olrtsn, late of Hemlock townnhlo. Columbia uov If , deceased, huve been granted by the lleirUUT of rid county to Hu tthlas A.UIrlon.of the uuue town ship, administrator, to whom ull persons Indebted are i equested to male' payment, and those having claims or demands against the sold estate will make them known to th sold administrator without de lay. JIATTWAS A. OIKTON, Administrator. Set. T, f tw Ituck Uorn, in. ro: fit CHEAP JOB PRIME AT THE COLUMBIAN OFFICE. Tho Columbian Printing Estab lishment is amply supplied with tho necessary Presses, Types and other material for executing all kinds of Printing at low rates and in the most expeditious ond satis factory manner. i0 CALL AT THE Columbian Building. I. '.V COUKT HOUSE ALLEY, Bloomsburo, Pa. vr.K . When special material is required it will bb promptly obtained. Books aud Pamphlets, Hand-Bills and Dodgers, Large and Small Posters, Letter and Bill Heads, Envelopes with Business Cards, Bussines3, Pic Nic, Wedding and ' Visiting Cards, Programmes, Bills of Fare, &c. Will all bo supplied and'! excuted in superior style, at cheap rates and short notice. i mi ,1 n Tho beat lyorkmen.aro cinplcyet and 'tlio beat ' material will . always be furnished. ml A liberal share of public patron agej respectfully Bolicited, Bloombbueg, March 23, 1877 BLOOMSBURG STATE NORMAL SCHOOL SIXTH NORMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT. Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania. Rev. D. J. WALLER, Jr., A. M,, Principal. TIlts.'!Cltoot,nsntrresciit,consllttitcil, oners tho verv best facllltlesfor Professional and Clasilcal learning, spring va?cr 0Ua' commodious j completely heated by steam, well tcutllatcd, lighted by gas, and furnished with a bountiful supply of pure.soft moderate. Fifty cents u week deduction to all expecting Courses ot study prescribed by tho Male i I, Model School. 11, Preparatory, III, Elementary. IV, Clas.-ic.il. Adjunct Cotiriei ! I Acidemia. II. Commercial. III. Course in Mtiic. IV. Course In Art. i iiu Mi-inenuiry ecicniiuo iin'i uuvacni uourses r!..1'"''?''.'1''?! Master uf ilie Klciiientsi itaster their attainments, "Igned br th-otllcersof tholloarlot t IS J J, VV . i , J tho Slate li liberal, . Tim., 1 . i. .-V s . , ' l. . "" Cent nn lemclmitleacliersforherKcliools. To this en catnlogue' ndrtresHho'l-rlnel' al'" ft" 8ucn " Promises HON. 'vi l.i.l.v.u i:i,vtil.l i-rcildent Board sept, s, 'ro.- HARMAN & HASSBRT Proprietors; V:st Sd'tM'l, Mllltll si(lO0l'3 & HI, Itilill'Olltl ItlOOIllNlHHK, Pesperlfully call tho attention of tho public to the followlnir statements: They manufacture all kind' ot IUO.N inn! HltAs u.tsTIM!. 'ihey nidto thu Celebrated uilglnal aud IMPROVED MONIKOS JPi-CWS, also all Unds ot llepalrs, such as .Mold bo.ii us ruiuts, LuuUsUies bolts, handles, kc. '1 hey aisu maKo HEATING ANip COOK STOVES and are prepared to furnish all kinds ot repairs, such as (Irates. riro llrlck, Ac., w holesalo and retail. Thcj make Iho Imimiwd ('onUhtiinK (Iriiii, I'ltrilinU'm. I'rnn Mmr, Uio most economical (Irate In u-e. 'I hey are also prepared to furnlsli SAW AND 01(131' J11U, ilAUIllNKHV MllAFIINU, l'ULLKVb, ic. lhcj rpay especial attention to tho Repairing of Threshing Machines, Reapers, &c. Tlio proprietors helnjr practical mechanics, havlnfrhad an ex'-erienco ot over Uv'rty years, tho publlcca relv upon huMng all work entrusted to them douo la the liest Jiianncrand at Fair prices. Jan. so, n-ly Then Buy N. Y. ENAMEL PAINT GO. CHEMICAL PAINT, and save one-third the cost of painting, and get a paint that Is much handsomer, and will I.AbT TWICK AS LO.NHAS ANVOTIIUU I'AUjT. Is prepared ready foruseln whltoorane color desired. Is on many thousands of thullnestbulldlnc;i In the country, many of which have been painted six jears, and now luokas well as whenllrst painted UIIK.M10'A1, faINT has token r'trbt I'ltUMIL'MS nt twenty of the suto Fairs of Uio Union, hample card (,1 colors sent free. Address s. y. IIN A il K I, TAINT uu lis i-iluco btrcet, N. y., or llKNltV I.. ISLUEli fi HON, Agents 1S2I, Slarsct street, l'hlladelphla, l'a. July si, 'I7-ly FAIR Extra ! FAIR ! FAIR S S News &ti!l Ahead. If ymi wanat clothhtq Don't Buy Until You Have Posted Yourself Who WILL DO BEST FOR YOU. Gome and Select your WINTER SUITS FHOM A BBAW All Styles, Sizes, PRICES and Qualities. SIEN'S SUITS, YOUTH'S SUITS, HATS. SHIRTS, C C L L A R S, POPULAR CL0TH1E STORE. Will oll'ci' doiriiB the County Fair, OCTOBER nth AND 12th, THE FINEST ' LINE OF DRY GOODS, AT MUCH LOWER PHICES THAN LAST SEASON. Sept. Jl, 18TT-Svr MORRIS MICHEL, I'JtADTICA-L, PIANO OIAKKR, tukvk am) nciMiiii:n., HLOOJISBUltO, PA. .ilUST CLA89 I'IAM08 ANQ pnqANS.rOJt SAUJ SECOND HAND 1'IANOS TA1UM JN CXCIIANOGj ' ORDBlt BY MAIL PllOMPTLY BXKCUTKa Decl, T-iy 1 1 ji ' 1 1 ffl. c; SLOAH & BRP, iiimMiaisnunG, ys, 1 AUBUifcturcfS ot Oarriagoai BtisnieB, Phaetonsj Slolghs', 1 I'LATJOIIM WAOONf,'0. ' ' Ktrut-olnwi work uwayii on baud. 1 llUl'AIltlM) NliATLY IXJNE. . )l Ptloes reduoua to u!t U tucus. ni 1 Jin. 9 j 181MX. 1 1 11 11 ' '11 KB'ki'ti " ' 1 FOK SAW AT TUEOOLUMBIAN OFFXOE. to teach. iiimu ,u null IVI I'l-tlllilllll-, (I, 111 UUL MIIU, HllilUl I Htudenls admitted at any tlmo. ltooms reserved when desired. aro I'll HTiSiONAT,, ami stiilinti trrvMittn' of tho soluocei : .M.nter ot tua'ci wiles. UraJuatos rnnteei, and tho Solentino and aaisiaal coui-ses aro not Inferior to lhos,o of our best C - ".'I""' uoinin i iu iiu ono or tn.) pri in oujjch or uiu e I It solicits yoiintr rmis f good abllltlei and good n'irn aid In developing tholr powers, and auundant oppoi r Trutlecs' ' Vn. MEW STOCK. HOY'S SUITS, CHILDREN'S SUITS. CAPS, CUFFS. , lowest Price HIGHEST AWARDS (Vntrniiliil Ilxklblliuil. J.EEYtfOLDS&SON, IfpKTHWKST COKNKlt Tlilrtccnllinuil FlIlicrtNlN. . U P33ILADELPHIA, .IK . JlANUriCTCHKHiiOPl'lTtNTKB WiDDElMron Air-TigM Healers M'llli hlmkliitf nml tllnkcr-drlnillnK (Irnlmfu QENTENNIAJj WltOTJGDT-mOJI HEATERS,- .j FOIt JllTUMINOUS COAL, Keystone "WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, Cooking Ranges, low-down Orates, &c die. Descriptive Clrcularti un rim to any uadrcis. KXAMINIi BKFOlti: HliLEOTIh'Qi AprU 7, IWy A in TrAiNyiuaiT i 'do., ' '" i.l.u ', ' VUOtJtgAWJ GliQVKHB, , ' ; n.b. Corner Beoona and ArthBtreeje, 1'niLiDiLmii, j I. Dealers in gYRPrS,, COKfis. BUqAK, .tfAB' UOLA iici, trioa, licin sod, Mc., to. avorderswlllreooire prom(itattenUon, u. V. Coure in l'liy.ical Culture, lii tho other L'uursLs receive s on uil t i ll I eati a o tuilttci for lyeU pahi i.ioor niter leui ing tchool. i or GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP. Thoroughly Cures Diseases oftiii-. Skin, liEAUTIFILS TUB COMFLEXION, l'REVKNTS and Remedies Rheumatism and Gout, Heals Sores and Abrasions of thu Cuticle and Counteracts Contagion. This Standard External Remedy for Erun. lions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not only REMOVES FROM THE COMI'LLXION ALL BLEM ISHES arising from local impurities of tlio blood and obstruction of the pores, but also those produced by the sun and wind, such a3 tan and freckles. It renders the CUTICLE MARVELOUSLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and I'LIANT, and being a wholesome beautifier is far preferable lu any cosmetic. , All the rlmedial advantages of Sul l'lIUR 11ATHS arc insured BY Tin: USE OF GCJlll'n Sllljlhlll' Stiaj), which in addi tion to its purilying effects, remedies and PRE VENTS Rheumatism and Gout. It also DisiNrr.cTS clothing and linen and prevents diseases communicated by contact with the terson. It dissolves Dandruff, prevents bald ness, and retards grayncss of the hair. Physicians speak of it in high terms. Prices 25 and 50 Cents per Gake; per Box (3 Cakes), 60c. and $120. N. B. The 50ccfltcal.es are triple the size of those at .25 cents. "HILVS HAIU AND 1VIIISKE11 DYL1," lllack or Uruwn, 50 Ccntm, C. N. CB1TTE5T0S, Prop'r, 7 SMh AvN.Y. Oct. w, '76.-iy, AdvertisingAgents GLAZING AND PAPERING, WJI. F. BQDINE, Iron Street below bco ond, IHooinsburi;,' ra., is prepart'd to do al kinds ot FAINTING, GLAZING, i -. . J I , r ' ami " I'APEH'UANOING. ui . In the lieot scylefl, at lowost prices, und, 'at sliort notice , , i i . (i i, .( , Parties haivlDir luch work to do will' euvo Dnont) calling on mo. ' Ml work tvarrantd toiflvo eatlsmcilon. Orden itollluid WM. F, nODUVR. KINGSFOED'S OSWEGO STARCH Is Iho 11KST nnd IOST7:COMOMIUi;tn tho WorM Is -perfectly I'lIHE frco fromacidi and otner for eign BUtistancna. that Injury Linen. i ' ISSJCllONOKIi Uian any Qthc requiring much lois 'quantity in uilng,1 Is UNlFOIui-btlircus and llnlahes work always the buuie. Kiiiesford's Osweao Cora Starcli Is tho raoat dellclou? of all preparation? for I'nddings, Blanc-IVIangc, Cake, etc. AUtf , 3, "TT-5U1 llO&CU PATEN T S. F. A. Lehmann, Solicitor ot American and Foro'gn Patents, Wohlili-Kton, D. f). All tut lnesa connected with I'atenU, tvli-f tUer teforo tho i'atent omco nr the Courts, promptly atupdedto, Nochargflmodo unless a patent Ls secured. Bend for a olrcular. May 4,m.U bs w . Bryant &StrattonLs; BUSINESS COLLEGE Anil Telrjmipiilo lualliiif pt 100 8. Tenth St.. Philadelphia, Pn. -of tlio ilawyer ami t.ltitrtrait p (Iicm H I fS H.lMMpul. ill or (cud for frtolW aug. 2J, H-in ats TIUBiNESS OARIXS. JJ VlkJTfNO CAUD8, tETTEK UEADS, '-u HEADS, ' ' OBTKIIS, 40., AC, lly printed at tlieCoLuu iNnll -a THISfApERISKEPTOH FILE iii ' AT THE OFFICE FFICE OF, 733 SiNsoH St,, PHILADELPHIA. WTio nro uur uulliorlird .(cula, nod nlll rcclr4 AdrcrlUtivtuK at our tOVVliST CAWIl ltA.Tl'.S. (1 I"1 ") H not n ally earned in.lhHio tlirxt butTt I I I tan I'Uliiadulnlliriu months tyunyono dl I f ot elliierber, in enyparl oflhd country -who u limt-U work ktwullly at tlw. vuiployineut that we lurLb-h. fcfirer wtiklniour bfta tnun. ,iii. icoper ((tiujour onn iouh. Vou need cot Us away lrcinhowe our nltht. -you can Ble jour holu tlmo tho work, or only jour lipare inoinents. ltconu nothing 10 try tho fjuai ness. 1iins and MOutht free. Addrvu utuioe, II. IUlutt Co., rortiaad, Maine. rub, 18 -ji ijr. ifiiri Is a prottcted solution ot Uio PROTOXIDE Oli1 IR03T A new illscoTPry In ni'dtclnp, Hiat strll.oq at the r ,.,! This is tho seen t nf t ho, wnmlcrrul s ieccss ot thl . ro ne.iy In eurliiif " !.M-I1il, l,lir Cinii;il I),.,,., ,. ...,p l,'..!,.l.'."'r,"'" ""I i ' Hill- Ml - I t'lillli nml I'.'Iit-. Minor., ,, t,'n lliilliiiml VI nr, Neu nl m, I .uio (.'niiinl.ilnt, nnd a: l di ha 01(1(1 NAI IMI l.N A Bad State of he Or neromnnntnil hv 15 . Blood. A Low State of tho System, Heine tree from Alcohol In any form Its emrri Jinn 1'ITecls nre not followeil hy comspniidlnr ri.f n1?.H!nyvmlrL?,J!('?,'l.'l,us'nlf NTIIES ITIi, vui. hulldingiVp i,ar" 01 "10 SJr6tl;ra' ttI"J AJN IRON OONSTITUTION. It. Itt nil nrrtfillnnt etiVuiilf i . where a stlnnilant is noeili'd "m0 or Lrj""J- Ono element of the rcitoratlro power of Iron r r ZSXlZ 3. ,l,!!!''na' "-iV."''"" elJJttfelty Jpecmt. ""-""' " 1 For Dyspcpsin, Use PERUVIAN SYRUP For Dobilitv, Use PERUVIAN SYRUP For Dropsy, Use PERUVIAN" SYRUP For Neumlgin, Use PERUVIAN SYRUP tor Clironic JJinrrlioea, Use PERUVIAN SYIIUP For Liver Complaint, Use PERUVIAN SYRUP For ''oils and llmnora, Use PERUVIAN SYRUP For Chills and Fever, Use PERUVIAN SYRUP For Loi-j of Appetite, Ufc PERUVIAN SYRUP For Nervous A flections, Iho PERUVIA SYRUP For Female Complaints, Use PERU VI N SYRUP To Tone up the System. Uso PERUVIAN SYRUP To Invigorate the Brain, Uso PERUVIAN SYRUP HRTII iv. irowi.K ffi sovm, Proprlctori, (HI Harri son utenun, Iloflon- Sold by dealers generallv. (ictohcr. THE INTERNATIONAL REVIEW. Tho "International" for li;t will prewnt the usual numlier ot nrtlclis upon reUifloui, mlentlile. art. ik. lltle.il nnd Boelat Hibji'eti uiuht occupying the pub lic attentloii. It will dfTOte np.icolo Kunipcnn mut ters ho fur ostliev are likely to lio InltirMlnir to Ainerlcuns. It will eonlLuie to Introduco Ihu most lion ular lorelcn wntirblo ciinrdii forlnvor with the best American u1IlTb It 111 aim 'obe able, Uroni: a il prnrtlral, as well nspopul ir. In tliechnr acti r und style of Itspr.'nejitulluns, it U sale to bay that no otlur inacurliio In the world can Mipplylix nliice In the libraries of Amerlrani who lovo to con sider tho proKiewof echl8 Ihroushoiit thoorlil, und to know tlulr bearli B upon tho liituestsortlio I'nlted Stuten I'rofeMbrM ( iirtlim, lioltzendoir, V'osel, Dr. Dolllnt'er, iir. Horner, lir, Neiuneyer, Dr. carl Able. Mr .lullua liuboe. Ilriijrsh Iley. 51. Kolllu Joriiucinins, JI. i-puller. Hep., M. (lludilez. II r. Ilninerteii, Jlr. Freeman: ltev Dr. Jnmcs II. Illcu, Thoinus l.riikbry, XI. I'. llubrmatK Muc'amn Vlllarl, iior i. iMiin, 1'iuiuiii. ur. wutUtij, nr. I'eubody, l'rinclpal Davi ton. Judge Coolry, Dr. w hartun, . ni. o. Irjant, Hay l'altnir. (nrlschun, tieneral kIri-i, I)r. OiKOOd. Alex. Ddirar. V. l otla, Kuifino tehuy ler, Hasard'lajKr.K 1-. Vhinic, and others may bo nuim d ns hi rcll conlrlbutuis. 1 1 hus la oreunlr ed as rou rlul an organ rt llioucht and commiiiilcntien as canlioenflly loneehfrt, and li. pretenis Ufcelt Ipr popular support durliin 1H7. it Is not known Hint tin ro Is an.finK.n whyVorles of the "IleMew 'Hiould not le lourd lu tMryhoiVo hold. It hna already the larun elrailutlon of any secular I;; view, lecauto eniHiopulai attrodloim. Thiso attractions will be de-teleped cradually. and Increased on their need is made known. rrlco ll.oo n Number, fs.co a Year (blx Numhcrs.'l A. S. BAimKS & CO., Publishers, 111 & 113 William St.. N . r ai LT roa eTti M 1 etab les ' pun. .VDKLWIA AND I1EADINQ KOAD AitRANUEJIENT OF PASSENGER ,'I'ltAINS. "liayai, isio. fBilJip LHATE KCfEET A8 fOLI.OWS (SCSD1V (XCEriS l'or New Vprk, l'hlladelphla, Itcadlnf, rottsvlllo Tamanua, c.,ll,33a.m ' Tor Catawlssa, 11,83 a. m. 0,47 and T,3 p. ta. ror,VlUlamgport,c,2s ,n a, m. and 4,x p, m. ' ' v.i,. TiuiNs roil 'KcrEar avb as FOLtows,(st,nnAy CEPTEO.) Ltavo' Kew York", 8,i5 a. m. Leave Philadelphia, 9,tfi n. m. U'avo Iteadlny, 11,3 a. m., I'otUvllle, j-2,15 p. m and .Tamarpia, 1,83 p. m. Leave Cataw Issa, ,!o c.js a. m. and 4,00 p. m. Lea-, u llllainsporl ,0 ! a.m,l-2,w) m. and 6,uo p. m i'assenirera ..idfrom ew Yorkand I'hllado phla ko thruuffj Ithout change of ears, J. U. WDOTTEN, c. n; HANCfiCK, licneral -MaDa!!er- (K'neral lVkct ABent, Jan.li. I ic-tr. iS7 JOUTUWIN OENTKAL KA1UVAV VUJU-.JiV, Ou and utter November 2(itU. 1573, trains will leave aU,NUUliy a!jfo(lowsi K'OltTJIWAltn. Erie Mail 8.20 a. in., arrive Elmlra 11,50 a. " L'uh.indulgua... 3.85 p. m Hochester &.is " Mat'ara......... 1140 Itenovo aecommodationll.iua. ui.urmo William nia.wp. in. Elmlra Mail 1.15 a. m.. iirriin vimi, UuHalo Eipresa 7.15 a. m. arrive IluHalo 8.w a.'m ' HnilTiiw.,,,1 " 1 n.i .ii. Dunalo Express .'ra a. m. arrive Ilarrlsburs i.to' a.'m " llaltlmoios.40 ' Elmlruliail U.lBa.m., arrive. Uuirlbur(n.E.o p. m " Wasjilnstou ;o.so " HdlUuioro c.co " WmJiinfftpn 8.3Q Uarrlsburg accommodation 8.40 p. in, arrive Ilairls buri;10.D0p. m, ' arrive Baltlmoro .a.m " . Washicgton 6.1J Brio JIaU a. m. arrlvo Harrlsburg 3. 06 a. m " Ualtlmofo 8.40 ' ' "' ' , , . Walhlngton 10.88" All dally except Sunday. 'li. M. I10YD. Jr.. (leneral 1'aRRpnfrv 'a nAn A. J. CASSATTf Qcneral llanago D ei, a Wake, lackawAnna WESTKltN ItAlLItUAD. BLOOMSUURO DIV18IQN, AND Tlme-Tablo No. Ii, Takes effect at 4:30 A. 1IONDAY, NOVEMBER SI 1870. , NOItTlt. STATIONS. SOUTH. p.m. p.m. a.m. S B t M 0 48 a.m. p m. p.ml Scran ton ....-Uellevue...... TnylorHllo... ..LatbnwnmiM v 38 2 20 a 28 8 48 3 2.5 0 J'l a oa 9 HI n 8 I" I S 01 T 60 S 411 7 40 a 41 7 4 3 37 T S3 3 81 7 27 S 7 7 H 83 1 18 .1 10 7 10 3 17 7 15 8 17 7 ('7 3 111 7 113 3 Ut 1M K 04 a 43 a as a 8i a 20 ro a 10 a 11 ilO 141 2 88 (43 ...... 1'lttston. !' IU l0 2 40 G 1' . west ntuton. Ho 11 2 02 0 tfi , UiiJiiiiUi'.... n it 2 08 1 III Mulrliv o 77 0 (iii L.....IltUUCtt,i...,' . I0 23 3 17 7 ta a do a o 8 09 7 11 7 IS 7 23 7 SS 7 40 7 44 1 01 8 S 8 2S 8 45 8 15 a 05 0 60 C C3 Si?' Kingston 111 21 a id ..... . lilugslou .. 10 27 a 17 ..lljiuuuUiJunc. 10 uj a 2 ....1-bmouUi 10 yj 3 27 ,.r.. .AVOUdalo ... 10 40 8 82 8 M 8 01 8 48 a if, i'm' 8 41 , 1 1 p,,"i 1, o 01 .lIunlofkM reek, loot 8 48 0 SO ! 41 0 'in w S !na.J"- 11 '4 4iw C IS 8 3l (is 1 so nui a e i 13 0 03 9 10 6 48 a 10 DO IIU 5 34 IU 0 24 I 43 0 il 1 43 0 20 1 40 K III, 1 lf 4 10 8 14 8 l .rf.Ueach Haven'." Ill u tl ; nerwicK .... 11 1 42a a II ti 4 81 i II 4 4a 4 0, 0 2 i, oi . ' r0.i"--'--, t :? . --,,.t.........'u,'j,...w, II Bl . .Wooui&bunr.... 'il at T 80 7 7 Honor, I, a n it'tttawl.sa UrldgeJia 07 0 i'i E IS I 7 84 7 II nniliu.. .12 10 6o IUltiTlUa I, . 8 4(9 1 IU , 7 04 a cii lm f (1 .....t'hulau V. .12 Id A A', C 4 US 1 OU 6 40 vV..V,7..T i . I u 1,4 S i I..1V.VUUU1M.-IUU1U. 12 Pi cm. run. a.m. u.iii. a. in uiiiiuiteinuoiit.i-VjX'