THE COLUMBIAN,
DLl'IIBIA PBUOCnAT, STAR OI'TIIK NORTH ANDCOLDM
BUN COS'SOUDAI'KD.)
lasted weekly, every Friday morning, ftt
;.,uu.m...
two dollails per year, pa
durldir thayeur. After tho el
able la u lrnnce. or
nirutlonot the year
UN will bi unarmed, To sul
ucrlbcrs out ot tho
ruuntj uieicnnjuro ji pcrye
11 l( not p il l I I u Ivauco nt
dauye.lo unJ ml' tear.
No 11 ip ir dHumtau 'ii, oxcej
pu'jius.ieri, until all ucro.iroj
coniltJl realts after the c
year win t uv given
Ml pi,) i.scnioji ut I lid si
nmcas must bo natd for In mlv
J f J.u i II payment be
tut the option of tho
4 are paid, out lotii
.ptratlon ot the ursi
to or to distant post
slolo person In Colu,nt-ta county assumes to pay tlio
subscription Uuc on demand,
ros r tails Is no louder unacted trom subscribers In
nee, iiuies-i it respon
llio county,
vTltliJftreferencetolenBtli.
1 1 v i f i vi tmmi mwm iw i mwxj i mwrn i i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiHmnvr i-smi i hi ami i mwmi i hi i i inrir ni mn ih.ihi ii.uu j.
iMWiblBW I ocpM where nartlps liato &ccoiDts.
Tn .tnbblr.g I'opirtinent of tho Columbian Is very
coin. i , und our. I li 1'ilnttng will coinpuro favora
y .c iitnf I lin lurri! rules. All wolk done on .
in? , neatly and at inoilcrato prices.
Columbia County Official Directory,
.J(r.-ntJiidgoliilaiiiElivcll. ., v
m-cnte. Indies -iram liar: '.. ei. Hughes.
Prot uunotar. , Ac n. crunk- Zarr.
Court Ntenojrrap'icr s. N. Walker.
! tster .C It i-onl.-r Williamson II. Jacoby.
oiscnre. .viioruey joun .tl. uiaric,
mi- .
wii-v--- .w .Tsann lint tr.
Tr as iror -Dr II. vv. Jlctloynolds.
f i j'-iiers John Homer, S. W. Mcllcnry,
Jose ds.
I mi J- sloncrs' Clerk William I'llckbaum.
' altars -M. V. 11. Kline. .1. II. Casey, E. II. Brown,
coroner -I'll tries i. Murpli .
I'iry Oo-nmlsjloiicrs-Jacob II. rrltz, William II.
UCiunt Superintendent Wl 11am II. Snyder.
Ill -an Poor District -Directors-!). I'. I.nt, Scott,
Vm. Kramer, lilooms'.mrg and Thomas cret cling,
leo t, 0. 1. l'.nt, Secretary.
5:k'elw:el 'Btcrinapnowri. ,sgsm h I jUUIVI lS h U K,(t. KA.. h K AY. . AN A II V h
: ! Jmr,..vi-fc an : -.
I 0Alu2g- Poetical
a. l. tuknek, aMSfM? T A NT TO AT.I,.
mm
BPP.19
onice above J.JrW?i
Apr.M'i.i-lt Jpgs
SA3i
TP),,
llusiJciico on Market Street one do6r
V, .). Waller i
nmeA nvrp l'lelm's Tlrlli? Store. Otllce 1
1 to 4 p. in. for treatment of diseases ot the.
ami inront.
All calls night or day promptly attends
Apr.ms-lt
D
It. J. C. HUTTIUt,
PHYSICIAN ASUHO
omcc, North M
Bloomsburg Official Directory.
nioomsburj nankin? Company John A. I'unsion,
tin.M.H it II urn i Pna!i!fr.
l'lri Na lonal 11 ink Charles it. ration, "resident
3. 1". Tuslln, cashier. .
Columbia county Mu'ual SaUng 1'und and Loan
ARS'icU lon-U. II. Lit le, President, C. V.. Miller,
mcwinimirB llnlldlng and Saving Fund Assoclai Ion
liloomsburg Mil ual SuMng Fund Assorla lonJ.
J. llroiver, I'roslden, C. o. Hartley. Secretary.
CIIUHCII DIIIKCTOIIV.
BAVTIST CHOKCII.
Itey. J. P. Tus'ln, (supply.)
Sunday Kervices-l'i)4 n. in. and 8f p. m.
Sundav School 9 a. in.
Prayer Mcetlns-Uvery Wednesday evening at ox
clock.
Sea sfroo. Tho public are Invited to attend.
ST. MATTHKW'S LOTIIBIllK CltCIlCII.
MlnU'er Kov. .T. McCron.
snn lav Servlces-10j u. in. and c,"p. m.
un. ...... Unlinol Dn m
ira crMcoiluj uvcry Wednesday evening at I
CiOCK. , v
Beats frcp. Nopewsrcnted. All aro welcome
1HE3BVTKIM AN cnrHCII.
Mlnli'or Hot. Stuarl Mlnhell. -jMJ
r:in"iy iwni' .'8 i " iu iu. uuu y, un
i n.v Hrlionl o a. m.
1 :a r Mee lnr -Kvcrv VTui mn ' i in 1
Sea'arree. No peivs rente-, grangers welcome.
METH0"'T", KVIt OPAI. C11UKC1I.
Prestdtng v llev N. 1. HucKlniiham.
Minis er-Uev. J. H. McMurruy.
-lunaav Services 1 y, andejj i. m.
sumu School p.m.
........ ... ....... Iirn..l......nlnnnl.l' OVlOCk.
young .Men's l'm er Men lug-livery Tuesday.
evening n' o, oxiock. , ml ;
lli'iieral Prayer Mcctlng-Kiery Thursday evening
I o'clock, )
Itr.FOIlMUD CHUHCH.
Corner ot Third and Iron streets.
I'aitor Itev. (1. 1). Hurler,
itf-l lence o uitr.il Hotel.
Sunday Servlccs-loji u. in. and T p. m.
Sunday school 9 a. in.
Prayer .Meeting Saturday, T p. m.
. All are Invited 1 here Is always room.
ST. TAUL'S CUCKCU.
Jtector
Wund.vt serMces-inJ n. in., OJtf p. in.
sunuay scuooi y u. m. , , toi ...
Flrt.t Su'iday In the month, Holy CommunlonlrffiJ ?'.ff-J
Serilces preparatory to coiniiiunioii on igw .SSJtTtii
eienlnz beforo llio bt Sunday In each mouth, it t.i-vSy,-t
Pe Wi rented ; but every body w eicoii.e. J
KVANUKLICAl. CIIUHCII.
Presiding r.lder-llev. A. L. ltecser.
...t .... ii.... r . li-ilnn.
souday Strvlcii-3 p. m.. In tho Iron Street C
Pi i ef MeotlMg-Lvery Sabbath at a p. m.
All uro Invited. Allure welcome.
TIlt,CHCIlCII OF C1IIUST.
Meets In
known as tho
llegular meeting for worship every I.ord'
leriioon ntM ocick'K.
seats tree i and tho public arc con-V
nttc
TIIR COLUMDI.VN, VOL. XI, KO.l
COLUMOIA DEMOCHAT.VOL.XLl.KO. 14
MaMli'II-;
p 12. 011V1S,
ATTORSE
Ofkicr lloom No. 1,
ciepu ls.isi.i.
Tn. n. v. o;
rHYSICIA"
sw."srisrE,
vaThe discoverer and comnoutider ot tlio farramcd
Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry
and other vnlnnble preparation, entered tipon hli
proffsvlonal mrecr with tho itnDortant ndvnntncp or
ft regular medical ednrntton tn one of the oldest and
Ap!
s1
StrecjW
I ni.irr r
mm
mBm
WrWrrfiWS uitii.
ijWUOEON.
r?rTH'.i.-7.v
'A'jt&llSAl
'-t'jJt.VUlflRrdwarc store.
0htr T-I, A W,
-tuKmsiiiiita. fa.
(HrtiwijIoiV, corner Main and Market
ftttNEY.AT-LAW
it's bulldlncf. second noor. room No.
& (iu isioonisburg, Pa. Julyl,73-y
best, schools in Philadelphia, and, perhaps In the
worm no subsequent!' served a launiui lennoi
practice In the 1'hllafleipMa Dispensary, nnd for ma.
J. I1UCKALK',
ATT011VI-YS.AT.IAW.
. tllniMnch.i.ff Tin
jrect. first door below Court llouso
?J4B.-rronNEYs.AT.iv.
Cloomsburg, Pa.
April 10,'N-y
nEUTET EWINO SMITU.
v(-KigfELINO SMITH & SON,
f5g ATTOItNEYC.T-T.AV,
, - '"iSS1' Illoomsburg, Tft.
viiaWntress entrusted to our carowlllrccleve
TTOHNEY AT LAW.
V3& (wjidjolnlng C. It. i' W. J. Buckalew.
KOU'T. 11 LITTLE.
ATTOItN'EYS-AT-IAW,
lttoorasburi, Pa.
itai Jt"tli"lness before tho U. S. Patent Ofllco attended
IRt elufttca In the Columbian Uulldlng. ly 33
tho llltln Prick church on thaty'.!).
3 Welsh llap.'st Church-on ItucV J'Vf .
plTJli'
JPCKWAY&ELKLL,
ifK Tro n N E Y gA 'p.j A w
5f5 and1 trustees, tor bale cheap at theAyfft
(illlee. . -?P(i
t ,, ,,i trRalo at tlio Columbian OB vJftf3
iniJes vvlth these necessary articles.
Tiiai'iniSniHl amstal.les' l'ce BUU fw
J atl
reeteil
uro upon tlio subject, livery
JK, XOTKS just l'ri"rffj?&
MISCKLLiANKOUS.
rn M.BROWN,
Llias lemoved his Itoot and Shoo Store from Ilrown'a
wtotel to m door aboe Wotfonellerniul Miarplesb'.
iiotlcc.
1 it
stable KhouL
Y
'ilie.111 at tho coluubiah onir - Tr JS'
HOOTS AND Slip:
TV" . JIj&H
171 M. KX011K, Denier
H. nmi hestsivles.c
iwU-tMii thu old posl omcor
CLOCKS, WAU.
Zf-VT'S H
E.S.VVA(JK. lfWr?
CE. SAY At Hi, l'fl''i;irk:
. .Jewelry,1.uWi)'j
Hotel.
PHOFliS
' , ' i.n7ft'r,,''fW'. liooms in
b
Rrnayi.I.aw. Office
Exchargo 111
.V.JTT.TIirAaMwy. ncjins 4 it s.
lu lirowerjMWTjWiAJj
,'rtiSuK.
ili,..l. ..l Mn In,
J . 1 in
ii i.-vT5!ir.'f.rgeon and I'liybl
Xil5.LljnB on Third btlect.
nHllll,rBilvrllMmnn,.lialf Pdt.
I'n.i in ih. iiiiii.inotia iiii.eijitt" rjinm. m
aouar per jear ror cacn unc.
nv years attended In Hi" Hospital. In the'o Institu
tion.! he enlmed tho most nmplo opportunities of oli
tnlnlngnn lnlght Into diseases In nil their vailous
forms, as well as for ascertaining tlio best methods
of the! treatment. In oilerlng. therefore, to the pco-
pio or the united siaiesino jrunsoi 111s exienivo
professional experience In tho inedlcnl compounds ns
tlio bet rcsulu of ids fklll and observation, he feels
that ho Is hut prolterlng a boon to every family
thronghout tlio land. reFtlng, ns he does, confidently
tn the merits and eftlcatlous virtue ot the remedies
ho herewith commends. The vast amount or t-stl
monv from nil parts of the world has proton "Doc.
Toll SWAYNKM COMPOUND SYltl'P OF WILD
CIlKltHY" the most cnicnclous remedy known, and
It Is admitted bv our moiit eminent plnMclans. and
all who linrn witnessed Us wonderful healing prop
erties. 1 he WILD ClllittltN In nil ages of tho world
nnd In all countries where It Is know 11 hasbeen pist.
lyeelebratec for Its wonderful medicinal qualities,
but its great power to euro someot tho worst nnd
most distressing diseases among us was never fully
nsceitnlned until the experiments ot that skllfull
physician. Dr. swav ne, had demonstrated Its high
adaptation. In combination with Pine Tree Tar. and
other equally valuable vegetable Ingredients, which
chemically combined renders It action tenfold moro
certain and bcnellclal In curing all diseases ot tlio
throat, breast nn'i lungs, im. ii.u
CIlKltHY COMPOUND strikes nttho root of disease
by purifying the blood, restoring tlio liter nnd kid
net s to healthy action. Invigorating tho nervous and
shattered constitution. If your druggist or store
keeper does not havo It, do not bo put off by any
other remedy that may lie orreti d, but send to us dt
rect.nndwo will forward a half dozen to anv address,
freight paid, on lccelptot the price, tl per bottle, or
ft tlii half dozen. Address letters to lilt. SWAYNK
6 SON, uso North sixth street, Philadelphia. No
chargo will bo made for advice.
AsU Your DruggUt lor Tlient,
' l'Viiinll'H unit nil who t nine henllh should never
bo without lilt. SU'AYNl.'S TAU AMI SAltSAPA
mu P1DI.S, us Ibey puiirj thu blood, remote all
obstruction.,, -1 ini-ii tlio skin of nil pimples nnd
blotches, and bllng 'aleinir enlor of health totho
pale cheek, l'eiuaie IriTgulailUes aro lesioud to a
healthy condition. They uro ucertuln euro for sick
and Nervous Headache. Asa litiun'r l'llt, nothing
can exceed them : UU.o one two. or Ihree, as mat bo
found necessary i unllko others.lhej neither gilpo,
produce nausea, or uuy other uupleasaitt sciis.itlun,
tthllo they ore as poweilut ns It Is poss bio for a
medicine to bo and be haimlcss. 1 hese Pills cleanse
out ttie dlsuMlcicd humors, enilch and puilfy tho
blood, lcmotu all unhealthy bilious seuetlons of the
stomach and bowcN. cau.-liig u pcifcctly healthy
state of tho liter, and are undoubtedly tho best ca
thartic and untlMltous medicine yet dlscotered; and
wo uro determined that tho sick shall have them ul
a price ttlthln the means of tho pool cut (12.1 etniH u
lniMir III! I'llN.) If jour druggist or storekeeper
has not got them, do not bo put oil by any others
that may be orfered In their place, but send to us di
rect, and wo will font aid bv mall, on receipt 01 the
pi ice, S3 cents a box or Uto bouses (1.
.THE SMOKER'S IlKVEMK.
Vm titling aVdusk 'ncath tho old bccchn tree,
With Its leaves by tho autumn mado ripe ;
While they cling to tho stems like old ago unto life,
1 dream of tho days when I'll rest from this strife,
And In peace EinoVo my brtcrwood pipe.
O'j my brlcrwood plpo I of bright fancy tho twin,
What a medley of forms you create ;
Each puff ct white smoke seems a vision as fafr
As the poet's bright dream, Wdjiko 'dreams fades
In air,
Whllo tho dreamer dreams on of his fato.
The fleecy white clouds that now float, to the sky,
Form tho v islons I love most to seo
Fairy shapes that I Tsaw In my boyhood's first
dreams
Seem to beckon me on, while beyond them there
gleans
A bright future In waiting for me.
Oh my brlerwood pipe I I ne'er loved thee as now
As that fair form and face steal above ;
See, she beckons mo on to where roses are sprcal,
And she points to my fancy.the bright land ahead,
Whr tho wlnd;Mstles nothing but love.
Oh I answer, my pipe, shall my dreim be as fair
When It changes to dreams ot tho past?
When autumn's chill winds make this leaf look as
sero
As tho 'leaves on the beach trco that shelter mo
hero.
Will the tree's heart be chilled by the blast?
Whllo musing has gathered around mo a heap
Of tho leaflets all dying and dead ;
And i;see In my reverie plainly revealed
Tho slope ot Hto'a hill In iny boy hood concealed
By the form that fair fahcy hath bred.
Whllo I fit on the banks ot the beautiful stream,
Plucking roses that bloom by Its sldo ;
I knoir.that the shallop will certainly corns
When tho roses aro withered, to carry mo home,
And that lite win go out with the tide.
Oh my brlerwood pipe I may the heart bo a.s light,
When memory supplants the bright dream s
Whei tho sun has gono down, may tho sunbeam
remain,
And life's roses, though dead, all their fragrance
retain,
Till they catch at eternity's gleam.
Cincinnati 'Gatcttc.
! uTTlTT irfliiii.M ,,tM VlTH
Pttt- 11 xojsk 'JiTritniirh'O Mows wjs-mv iu Ks.
rsa oat the Columbian Ofllco. 1,euiJi23?IiJn USjftblS 'Jd-ly. dies and treatment fall.
MlltSF.nV HIIYMKS.
blng a song a sixpence,
A board fullcf sin,
Four scnly ltadlcals,
Countteg Hates In.
When the board w as opened ,
'i he frauds outstretched a steeple ;
Wasn't that a dainty dull t
To tet brfore tho peorlo 1
(Irant In the White llouso
Counting out his money ;
Chandler In a back room
Drinking peach and honey.
Ha j cs was In a band box,
Fiesh as any rose;
Up came tho Congress
And nipped off his nose,
St. Louii Timtt.
Miscellaneous.. J
Tlio signal was given, ntul by lot the
young men stepped Into tlio arena.
"Kdwnrcl Grayson, seventeen feel," cried
one. of the judges. Tlio youth had dono his
utmost. lie was apale, intellectiialstudent.
Hut what was intellect to do in such an are
na? Without a look at tho maiden, ho left
the ground.
"J)!ck Itonlden, nineteen feet." Dick with
laugh, turned away, and replaced his
coat.
"Harry Preston, nineteen feet and three
inches. Well done, Harry Preston 7" cried
the spectators, "you havo tried hard for the
acres and homestead." Harry also laughed
and swore he only jumped for the fun of the
thing. Harry was n rattle-brained fellow,
but never thought of matrimony. Ho loved
to walk, and talk, and laugh, nnd romp with
Annetto.but sober marriage never came into
his bead, lie only iumped for the fun ol
the thing. He would not have said so, if lie
was suio of winning.
"Charley Sininilns, fifteen feet and .1 half.
Hurrah for Charley! Charley'!! win !" cried
the crowd good hiimorcdly. Charley Sim
mins was the cleverest fellow in the world.
His mother advised him to stay at home,
and told him if be got a wife, she would fall
in love will his good temper rather than Ids
legs. Charley, however mado tho trial of
the latter's capabilities and lost. Many re
fused to enter tho lUt altogether. Others
made the trial, and only one of the leapers
yet cleared twenty feet.
"Xotv,"cried the villagcrs'lct'sseo Henry
Carroll. He ought to beat this," and every
one appeared, as tin y called to mind the
mutual love of tho last competitor and tho
sweet Annette, as if they heartily wi.ihed bis
success.
Henry stepped to bis post with .1 firm
tread. His cyo glanced with confidence
around upon the villagers and rested, before
bo bounded forward, upon the laco of
Annette, as if to catch therefrom that spirit
and assurance, which the occasion called for.
Itctuniing the encouraging glaneo with
a proud smile upon bis lip, he bounded fur
ward. ' Twciitv-ono feet and a half," shouted
the multitude, repeating the announcement
of one 01' ihejiulijes1, "twenty-ono feet and a
half Henry Carroll forever ; Annette and
Harry !"
Hands, caps and handkerchiefs waved
over tlio heads of the spectators, and tho
eyes of the delighted Annette sparkled with
joy
When Henry Carroll moved to his station
tostrivo for his prire, a tall, gentlemanly
young man, in a military undress frock coat,
HOW 1Z I. L,
DEN TIST.
Ofllco In Ilartmun's Block, second floor, corner
Main and .Market Streets,
r.LOOMSIIUItO, FA.
May 2o-!y.
T)i:0V.N'S 1
A J stohner, Pr
class. $1.23toll.l
octobtr s. '!5-lt
HOTKL.
roprtctor.
,iu per uuy.
Illooini-biirg. l a., II.
Accommodations tlrst
hebtuurant attached.
Q M. DK1NKK1I, GUX and LOCKSMITH.
sewlnif Machlncsnnd Machinery ct nil kinds re
paired. Opeba HofSK llulldlug, Illooinsbuig, Pu.
uctl.TBly
p J.TI
Vj. WOll
burg und tic
HOIiNTO.v
ould announce totho citizens of IUooms-
urg und t lclnlty that ho has lust 1 ecclt td u lull und
completo assortment ot
WALL FAPEIt, WINDOW SHADES,
hutches, conns, tassels,
and all other goods In his line of business. All tho
new est and most approtcd patterns of the day uro
..ay s 10 ue iouuuinuisesiuuiuuuicut,iuni scrcei,
low llarket. oct. S.T5
cla ;&
corner J ic
V" 1 ySW-Woriioy-at-Law
rgeon ami IMiy
WMlng, Main street.
Office
d& MV&t, Photographer, over
lAVVRfclSTJlurc, .tiuiii bwi-i;,.,
rAQtr.- -
IfKSllKUG, Merchant Tullot
.1 .!er in Mirt, Tallow, etc
'I, . -U SCCOliU UUU IUIIU,
HI. V N J ' VXT A 'IK.Vl-l-l.A
. UAW.t bN u.glulho'lo.soltIALLI.
ftMl.S ItHLL'6 I1AUIJLH SHOIN
Til -a a IN TOWN,
iiangi) Hotel, L'.ooinebur.', l'a.
iy
0ATAWIS-3A.
M. II. A1II10TT, Attoraey-at-Law, Main
street.
ivnn ix-i-iii iin'i't
fi-til Attli. 11U1U1I,
Opposite Ui Court House,
F.I.OOJISIIUT.O, PA.
mo LAiioEsTsndliFSTlnallusiietts in the county
W
oct. 6,'75-ly
, II. KOON").
Proprietor,
THKKAS BKOWN'S INSUUANCJ5 AGKX-
X CY, Exchange Hotel, Hloomsburg, Pa.
.U na, lti9 Co., of Harttoril. Connecticut
Lturponl, Lundon and Globe
ltovlof Uveniool
Luticunshin'
Fire Assccntllon, rhlhulelphla
.V"Bricau 01 riinacicipiuu
" d LA Hartford
m rw i.
nitnir. of Wilkes llarro ...
Pu' men, .Mutual ct lianUll-.,
DniituiH yiiinmi
Iiomo, New 1 orli
Ooimut rchil L'uUtt
March M.T-y
Capital.
... u,tXKi,oao
.. "ll,MII,o0
.. 13 PHi,otn
.. 10,11111), ri
.. R.llHl.WiO
... i,i(m IM
n n,inH)
2:11,0011
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, L. UYIiULY,
ATTOUNEY-VT-LAW,
Catawlssa, Ta.
' pi IK UNDKUSIOXKI), rf presentinir feveral
I i f themokt conservative nnd reliable A men
Cuu Fire Iiisnianen Companies, would Lex leave to
otlcr his wittceito tho cltlensof Illooinsbuig and
tltuilti , lequtbtlnira rettsonablo sharocf ll.o public
Peonage. . , ..,..,,
liloonuburpv'uly is, Hio.
ofllco In Crow er'a lllock. ...
Jtdy 81 -tm.
Col fctlons promptly made and remitted, omce
oniw Ito Cutaw Issa Deposit llank. Mu-ss
,THJ "MOODY SHIRT."
J ma t.p ntmi'it nIA'.
14t w - - "
VKIU'ECT FIT QUAllANTEED.
Ii,t!..mindeslrlnirshlruwtll please drop us a lino
lour A1.H1I will cuU und get thu measurement,
ciory A-omtrrtuu uuwvmi.wo.. v-.-.
C-iy rnn-imi
PlTLE.
W. II. AllUOTV
portaut to Furmers.
! every body la want Of
IPKH,
AND COI
Columbia County
OP BLOOrSIJURG, PENNA.
Formerly tho Hank of Espy, removed April first.
ISTt. licontcnleiitlylociitccllii tneci ntrui pari or
the town, ond does a general II sNKIMI tiusliiuu.
MjneT leccltedou deposit subjiet locheck with
out notice. Special an ungemenls made w 1th depos
itors, and Interest allow ed on time Deposits.
June Jhaj'Uon A'tio iori and I'Mladetplna.
Cc llecttons mado on ull Important towns In Iho IT,
H., tl lowest rates of exchange. Honds und stocks
iu..i..,,t ntia.nifi. nnncounoiis co leciuu. i.very be-
curity glti'ii to depositors that can bo uttered by any
1IIUIK.
Discount Days: Tuesday and Friday,
HATE, BIX PEU CENT.
Aug. 10, 1-Cm.
near the Paper MlU.on
re 110 prepared to sell
unacbiMqiaiity.
''edu'
P 1 1 f I p p S f t
Ti lUe Worhlnu Cl. We are row prepared to
fuliloh ell classes wllh constant cmploymtnt at
1 1110 unit, ur wr nirir Biary iiiu-
" new. light nnd proHtable. Persons
t'li turn from Ml centB to ncr
Lortlnnal sum by uetotingweir
jiusiuess. 110) s auu giris euru
i n. ThHt a 11 w bo see lis Lotice
Iss. and Lest Iho business tta
aoner- to surn us aro not wen
Ld one dollar to pay lor mo
' lurucu uru. tumbles woiiu
Cures Tetter.
Salt ltheum,
laruer's nch.
Prnrlo Itch
Soiu Heads,
nuinors, rues,
,vii Lrupcions,
Scald Hrad,
lllngworm,
Pimples, sores,
Army Itch,
Plotches, scuivv.
Chronic Eryslpe has of tho
face.
who bad rode up totho inn, dismounted and
iSfetitl'.iliis spectifdrH'-Jinpcrceived, while the
f!.lullilltwa3 cotnir,aii?ii!ffi)neu.iiU(JueBly.for-
H-f1rir..iM' Fliwoo jtriiiii..7H,ltU..;L . r .fV-
Virsiuiu, Iherdllvctl, Mi Vho yeafH75--,t
sivayxi:s oixraiuvr
Seems to cure cvo ; cose, leat lug the skin Einootli
and clear without a Lie mtli behind.
Itching Piles
Is generally preceded by a moisture, like perspira
tion, dlstiesslng itching, as though pin worms wero
crawling In or about tho tectum, pnillcularly at
night when uiLtressla.oi in bed alter getting nurtu.
It appears In summer us welt us wln'er, oftentimes
showh itself uround tho private pans, and Is not con-
nneii 10 man's ouiy, out is quiie us irriiueni inai le
luales uio soreiy atlllcted, paillculaily In times of
:iregnanc.t , exienuing irio mo vagina, protins 111s
itsslug almost betond t'i! poweis of endurance.
Cases ot long standing, pronounced Incurable, hat 0
been permanently cm ed by simply applying
sw.in'i:1 s 01 XTM uxt.
EXTHACTS FP.OJt LETTEItS.
Dr. Swat no & Son: Gentlemen The box of Oint
ment tnubent me by matlcuied 1110 en rely ot itch
ing Piles, which I 8unercd with for tire years. En
closed Und llfly cents for another box for a friend of
inillU. VTUMT.W a, 1IKAC1I.
Farmweii station, laiuuon 1.0., 1 11.
llov. Isaac Holland, Webster, Tot lor county W.Ya.
writes:
otemrer 20. is?s 1 nato oecn a sunerer from
Itching Plies. I procured a box of jour ointment
last spring which gave 1110 Instant teller, mid feel
continent it will elirct a permanent euro Knclcsed
nnd ill I v ovuts. for w hlcli nleuse send mo another box
by mall.
An Bruption of 8 Years Standing.
T was troubled with nn emotion of ei'i-nt tr-nrl
Itching. Intolerable nt times; tried many prep.ua
tlonn ttlthmit tludlng lellcf. Through thu use of
bwayne's All-llealliigotnirr.tut 1 am entirely cured.
.mam 11 LAllllblU.
At llortsman llros., 1th und Cherry, I'hlla.
Z was entirely cured of Tetter
In Its w 01 st form by Dr. Kwajne'8 All.neollng Olnl
inent. and shall be happy to explain luycaso to all
who may can upon me.
ii A3ir a .iiuiM.-M.r , . i.ihi uuii-j,
23d Street, Indow laimbaid, Philadelphia.
sent bv mall to auy ad Juts on recili t of mice, to
cents a box,
Dewci llio hj mrtoms In all communications, and ad
dress letters to DH h'.VAY.M: X SUN, Phliadolphlll.
Nu caurgo for iidtlce.
FOIt SALE IIY ALL HlU'C '.STS.
Bole Projirletors und .Manufacturers of
SWAYNE'S PANAGBAi
cell brutfsl all ot er Iho tt 01 Id f ar lis 1 einoi Cubic euros
ot Serolula, lercuiliil ntul syil,lltli' complaints,
aid miasm where sti'hllltlc virus of the mici,t
ca.. es dovolopment of s.trlnlls or siii.fuiii lu thu
child nothing husiicr irutcdso eficetu.il In coin
pletil. eradicating etcry testlge cf Ihe-e dangemus
1 oiiiplaliiis and all ilte.ons arising from Impuilty of
tno blood.
Do particular to obtain Iho genuine, as prcpiuoil
by 1111. SWANL SOS, S3 IV cth St.,'),la(li-I( l.ls.
seo that tho name Is spelled ccrreelly, SU AIMI,
ns there are preparations of somowhut similar namo
lu the market.
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IlCbtoratlve ever
Introduced to iho
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75 CcLtB j ,v
0oottle3i. Benibyy -i-t
old man, whoso daughter was declared, by
universal consentlto bo tho loveliest maiden
in all tho country around. The veteran, in
bis youth, bad been athletic and mubcular
above all his fellows j and bis breast, where
lie always wore them, could show tho adorn
ment of thrco medals, received for his vic
tories in gymnastic feats when a young man.
His daughter was now eighteen, and bad
been sought in marriage by many suitors.
Ono brought wealth another a fine) person
another this, another tl.nt. Hut they were
all refused by Iho old man, who becamo at
ast a bye-ttord for bis obtinacy among the
young men of tho village and neighborhood.
At length thu nineteenth birth-day of
Annette, his charming daughter, who was in
aiuiablo and modest as sho was beautiful, ar
rived. The morning of that day, tho father
invited all tho jouth of tho country ton
hay-making frolic. Seventeen handsouio
and indiislriotis young men assembled. Tiny
came uotnuly to make lt:ty,but alo to inako
love to fair Amietto,
In three hours they had filled the father's
barn with the newly dried grass, and their
own hearts with love. Annette, by lier
father's command, had brought tho malt
licpior of her own (brewing, which bho pre
sented to each enamored swain with her own
fair hands.
"Now, my hoys," raid the old keeper of
the jewel they all coveted, as leaning on
their pitchforks, they all assembled round
tho door in the tool of the evening, "now,
my lad, you have nearly all of you mado
proposals fur niy Annelle. 'iw, you see, 1
don't tare anything about money or lulcn'..
book laming or soldier laming. I can do
as well by my pit I as any mini in the country.
Hut I want hi r lol marry a man of my own
nt. Now, you Know, or ought In know,
when I was n younlcr, 1 could beat
an thing in nil Virginia in tho way
of leaping. 1 gut my old woman by
biatiiigtbo suKirte-t 1.1.1:1 on the eastern
shore, mid 1 hat 0 took tl.o o.iih, and swore
il, that 1111 mini s'lal! marrv my daughter
without juinpliiif for her, Ymi uudeisttiud
me, bo). Thai's the green, and hen. s An-
little," he add.cl, tiuing Lis daiigulcr, lm
stood llniidly behind hlin.by the hand. Now
the 0110 that jumps tlio furthest 0:1 u dead
level,' shall marry Annette this very night."
This uiii-juo nddres was received by the
ycung men with npplnuso Ami many a
youth of trial casta glaneo of anticipated
victory back upon Iho lovely object of vil
lage chivalry. The maidens left their looms
nnd quilting frames, tho children their noisy
sports, the slaves their labors, and the old
men their arm chiiirs and pipes, to witness
and triumph lu tho success of tho victor. All
prophesied and whispoied that It would lie
young Carroll, Ho was tho handsomest and
best humored youth in the country i and all
knew that a strong mutual attachment ex
isted between him and tho fair Annette Car
roll had won tho reputation of being the
best leaper ; ' and in a country where such
athletic achievements wero the iie qua nan
of a man's cleverness, this was no ordinary
honor,
Tho arena allotted for this hymenial con
test was a level spaco In front of tho village
Inn, and near the center of a grass plat, re
served In the midst of the village denomlnat
ed the "green." Tho verdure was quite
worn olT at this placo by previous oj'"s;L e
: . . . a
r n tli.iiluv lilu.l. ntul n linrrl unci'
UI ft nmn. im., ..'mi .
Tho youth sprang forward nnd grasped
his hand wlJk gratitude, and tho ntxtmo
ment Annette was weeping for pure joy up
on his " oulder. The welkin, rang with tho
acclamations of tho delighted villagers, and
amid tho temporary excitement produced
by this act, the stranger withdrew from tho
crowd, mounted his horse, and spurred him
at a brisk (rot through the village.
That night Henry and Annette, were mar
ried, and tho health of tho mysterious and
noble-hearted stranger was drank in over
flowing bumpers of rustic beverage.
In process of time thcro wera born unto
the married pair sons and daughters, nnd
Henry Carroll had become Colonel Henry
Carroll of the Hevolutionary army.
Ono eventng, having returned homo after
a hard campaign, he was sitting with his
family on tho gallery of his handsome resi
dence, an advanced courier rode up and an
nounced tho approach ol General Washing
ton nnd suite, informing him that ho should
cravo his hospitality for the night. Tho
necessary directions wero given in reference
to the household preparation", and Colonel
Carroll, ordering his hnre, rode forward to
meet and escort tho drstinguished guest,
whom ho had never seen, though serving in
the same widely extended army.
That evening, at llio tabic, Annette, now
become tho dignified, matronly, and still
handsome Mrs. C'.rrnll, could not keep her
eyes from the faco of her illustrious visitor.
Every moment or two sho would steal a
glance at his commanding features, and half
doubtingly, half assuredly, shako her head
and look again), to bo still moro puzzled.
Her absenco of mind and embarrassment at
length becamo evident to her husband, who
inquired affectionately if sho wero ill.
"I suspect, Colonel," said tho peneral.who
had been some lime, with a quiet, meaning
smile, observing the lady's curious and puz
zled survey of his features, "that Mrs. Car
roll thinks she recognizoi in mo nn old ac
quaintance." And ho . smiled with a myste
rious air as lie ga.ed upon both alternately.
The colonel started, and a faint memory
of tho past seemed to bo revived as lie gazed
while the hdy roc impulsively from her
chair, and bending eagerly forward over the
tea-urn, with clasped hands, and an eye of
intense, eager inquiry, fixed full upon him,
stood for a moment with her lips parted, as
if she would speak.
"Pardon me, my dear madam, pardon me,
colonel, I inu-t put an end to this scene. I
have become, by dint of camp-faro and bard
usage, t'io unwieldy to leap npaiti twenty-
two leet ami ono men, even lor so :air a
prize as ono I wot of."
The recognition, with the surpric. delight
and happiness that followed are left to tho
imagination of the reader.
jhiugton was indeed the hand
'Thcso things scattered around on the floor
are all mine. Probably you haven't been
looking In your own drawer.'
'I don't see,1 testily observed Mr. Man,
why you couldn't have put my things out for
mo when you" bad nothing else to do.do all
tho fnorning,'
'Because,' said Mrs. Man, setting herself
nto an additional article of raiment with
awful deliberation ; 'nobody put mine out
lor me. A fair field and no favors my
dear.'
Mr. Man plunged into his shirt liko a bull
at a red flag. x
I'oul I' ho shouted, In malicious triumph.
No buiton on tho nockl'
'Because,' said Mrs. Man, sweetly, after a
deliberate staro at tho fidgeting, Impatient
man, during which she buttoned her dress
and put eleven pins whero they would do
tho most good, 'because you have got the
shirt on wrong sido out.'
When Mr. Man slid out of that shirt ho
began to sweat. Ho dropped the shirt threo
times beforo ho got it on, nnd whllo it was
over his bead bo beard tho clock strike ten.
When his bead camo through ho saw Mrs.
Man coaxing tho ends and bows of her
necktie.
'Where's my shirt studs ?' ho cried.
Mrs. Man went out into another room and
presently camo back with her gloves and
hat, and saw Mr'Man emptying all the box
es ho could find in and about the bureau.
Then she said :
'In tho shirt you took off.'
Mrs. Man put on her gloves while Mr.
Man hunted up and down tho room for his
cuff bottonB.'
'Eleanor,' he snarled, at last, I bclivu
you must know where those cr.it uuttont
are.'
T haven't seen them,' said the lady, set
tling her hat, 'dtdn t you lay them down m
How the Indians Climb Tbf.es. I
South America even the weakest irome
may not uncommonly bo seen seen plucking
the fruit at the tree tops. If the batk It m
niuuuiiU uiiu 011 J.' pet jr vun ,iaw w f
by climbing they use other means. Thej
tnako a hoop of wild vines, and putting their
feet inside they use it as a support In climb
Ing Tho negro of the west coast J Afrle.1
nut1 i a larger hoop around the tree, and
gets taside it, and jerks it up the tree with
his h tnds, a little at a time, drawing hit lcgt
up after it. The Tahilian boys tie their ofcet
together, lour or five inches apart, wlUh a
piece of palm bark, ana with the aid or Ahit
fetter go up the cocoa palms to gather iLuta,,
The native women of Australia cllmty th'
gum trees alter opossums; where tho baJrk it
rough they chop holen with a hatshet, ,then
one throws about the tree a rope- twice at
Inner ns will en nrminil it. DUts her hatchet
n " " ,
on her cropped head, and, placing her feet J
against tho tree and grasping the ropj wfth(J
her hands, she hitches it up by jerks, t--VM
pulls herself up the cnormout trunk almost
as tast as a m ah will cllmb'a ladder. AppU'
ton't Journal.
XVSmmWMmWMmWMm
How to Find Out Who any Given PertM
Will Marry.
It doesn't require any astrologer,
dlum, or gypsy vyith adirty back of
It is very Bimple, lies in a nuUhcll,
be exptessed in a very few words
is this: If a girl expresses
majestic men with large whu
your mind she will marry 1
with none. If she decla
all sho looks for, 1
fore tho altar wltbj
has just -"4-
f;,ou the . intrary, sil3
havo a ha' iso'-iu husband, look' about for
the p.ai jst person in the circle of her ac-
tiuaiutaQC", and declare "that is the man."
for it w'.l be. Men aro almost as bad. Ih
1110 winuoiv sin in tue silting 100m last .enll man wuo desires a wife with a mind
nigiit r
Mr. Man remembered, and he went dow
stairs 011 the rim. He stepped on one orA'i
boots, mill was immp!!:itf,1v l.inHeil ' the
ball at tho foot of the stairs with -'"
and dispatch attended in tho tr-'1"""'00.
with more bumps than he coiild'011"1 witl'
a Webb's adder, and lauding ,fth !l janP
like the hell gate explosp-n.
Are you nearly tr'" Ale-'rnon7' asked
the wife of his faya'veely leaniDK ver
tho banisters.
'Can't you W mo down tl,at th
boot ?' hef '
Mrs.V I"ylnS1'1:!'-;ked it to him.
,iio 1 no inquired, us ho tugged
the boot. ofc
your dressing room,' sho an-
mission marries a lianlnrr hoAJT. .....
- 1 n ""Wt wuo
...rfpirma nl t. -r . f.-.H.
.., niguiiuiii mouse, MndJ Ji'clet
.3t
ititw. gays
'Pnrtrrd V I flURfdntPn pnnn.
-, , 'oim Mturnn no K&tiwMiiivwmnnviwA. aw r, t " i
Iage. His -'W -m fM Jtis cheenngto ,
attracted the attcntion-ofyi M.lt I humorous nsped
ens, nnd his manly and sinewy ftme)io, Htfb
which symmetry and strength wero happily las0 sMtei;
united, called forth tho admiration of tl.o mcllt whk.h took VdaeaWy
young man. m,i r ri.,i n u n irv.i ,wm , . r r -i?L?tI af-.VJmVJZail mmm,i V.s
1 1 t in in nmm mm
.lit. . imSSH,
sho caHetrnWJP
her face when sbo hears a buddnA tnt .
the doer. And the gentleman who dreaded
anything like etrongmjindedness exults in
the fact that his wife everything ho detes
ted. If a e-irl says of one, "Marry hiaft
I d rather die ."' 1 wfc up.,,, tj,0 a3;Hif M
tied, and expect cards to the wedding toT
i.euii-t. 11 a mau rem'-lis of a
aciy, - ot my style, all," await r-tjiutlr
the appearenos of his name in the maffT-j
coiumv i connection with thaM
any s. And ii. any two penpe deda 1
lucm-eivcs irier-u, and nothing niore,"youJ
may know what tvill come iicjxt. J
Not a Victij . The
Among tu
"Mayhap, sir stranger, you think you can
beat that ?" said one of tho bystanders, re
marking tho manner In which tho eyes of
tho stranger scanned the arena. "If you can
leap beyond Henry Carroll you'll beat the
best man in tho colonies."
'i he truili ut tlic t-w-ci lutlju Assented
to by a general murmur.
"Is it fur mcio pastime you are pursuing
this amusement V inquired tho youthlul
stranger, "or is there a prize for the win
ner ?"
"Annette, the loveliest and wealthiest of
our village maidens is 10 bo the reward of
tho victor," cried ono of tho judges.
"Is Mm IM mini tn nil ?"
"Ail vountr blrf rcidied tho father 1
Annette, witli inteicst, his youthful Wl.r
rising as ho surveyed the proportion ol'tlf-straight-limbed
young stranger. "ho i1
the bride of him who can outlcap Henry
Carroll. If you will try, you arc At liberty
10 do so. But, let me tell you, Ifcnry Carrcll
has no equal in Virginia, lie"- H my daugh
ter, bir ; look at her, and Make your tiiul "
Tho officer glanced at the trembling maid
en about to bo offered upon tho altar of hor
father's monomania, with an admiring tye.
Tlio poor girl looked at Harry, who stpod
near with a troubled brow and an angry eye,
and then cast upon the new competitor mi
imploring glance.
Placing bis coat in the bands of one of
the judges, ho drew a snsli ho wore beneath
it tighter around his t.nUt, and talcing the
appuiiited sl.ind, made, without 1 libit, tho
bound that was to decide Iho h.ippiuwior
mi-cry of Henry and Annette.
"Twenty two feet and an inch flouted
the judge. Tho f-hout was nqiutted with
surprUe by the epi-ctatoni, who H'owdcd
around iho'vh-lor, filling the iilf tMth (.'on
gratulntbinx, nut uii'iimU!, howevr,.i'h
loud iiimmurs from th"- who v.rre mote
netily interoited b Um hapidnesj of tue
The oi l m3t'prii.iol-.oil,iud gnnpii'4 hi-,
hand exulouly, calling him mn, ttinl mid
he Jolt rotiJer of him than if he i,. rea
prince. 1'hyslual activity an I ntrengtll ivsjh
ho old leaper's true paticnU of nobility.
llesuming his coat, tho victor sought with
his eye tho pri2S he bad, although na oelew
and unknown, so fairly won. She leaned
upon her father's arm, pale and distro sd.
Her lover stood aloof, ami mortifVd, ad
miring the superiority of the strainer in
which ho pr'plcd himself as unrlvalloi ,wln'e
ho hated him for his success.
"Annette, my pretty prize," said 'ne vic
tor, taking her passive baud, "I hi vo -it on
you fairly."
Annetto t cheeks becamo paler th .n mar-
bio ; she trembled like an aspeu le 1, a-id
clung closer to her father, while hop droot
How Tin
, AND Will. MA
THA
hdn't catch the
.. ,, , , Ac depot Mr, Man
When they rrachetX 1 , t
, , , . .- ' , A unspeakable disap-
l-ointmeut at thefcdln tn""' wUlch,wil'
jtlst pulling a,v-A"" ll iJrixl-o switch at
tho rale of .,MaMl miles a minute. Their
first impii Wi" tn run aUer 1,ut tl,e
train t "'" "f "'h'11 iu"' whistling for
imiise, they rcniniiii'd in the cariiugeai.d
tcrncd tlio horses heads
Ing eye sought Iho form of her I 't'J
brow crew dark at the stranger s bin I
"I havo won you, tny pretty il
make you a bride. Treuibla notfccl
ly-rl mean not for myself, liowevcil
ought t be," he added with galhl
wear so f.ir n gem uext to my heatl
haps," and he cast his eyes iud
while the current of life leaped j j
her brow, and it murmur of tuw
through the crowd, "perfij
.xioiisolately
homeward.
'It all comes of hating luwait turn woman
to get ready,' Mr. Man broke in with, very
grimly.
'I was ready before you were,' replied his
wife. . .
'Great heaven !' cried Mr. Man, in irrepres
siblo impatience, jerking tho horses' jaws out
of nhitv. Must liiteutiitli.it! And I sat out
in the buggy ten minutes, yelling at you to
come along until thu whole iieighboihood
heard me 1'
' 'Ye.-,' acquiesced Mrs. Man with the pro
yoking placidity which no ono ran astuine
hut u woman, 'and every timo 1 started
down stairs yim sent ne bad; fur something
you had forgotten.'
Mr. Man gioautd :
'Tin's i l.i inu.'li to lioar,' he said, 'when
eivcivbmly knows that if I was guin ti
K.ir.ipe 1 would ju-l ru-.li lulu llm house,
out 011 a i leiiii bh.it, grab u,i a giipiiok
and lly, while ymi would wntit nt leal six
mmitlis fur preliminary pre iiara'.iiin-, and
lli.n ttrnddle around th whuli! d.iv of start
iu until thu train hail left ton 11.'
Well, tho upshot of the madcr was that
the Mutts put oil tin ir viit to Aurora until
ihe next week, and it was ngnuM that cuta!;
me i-hvuld get him or herself refiily mid go
down tn the train add jci, and the one wh
hilled tu gel ready h raid bo loir. Tlio day
of the maloli oaiiio r. iind in din lime. The
1 rain was to gu at 10:!W, and Mr. Man, nftt
nth ndiug to Ins Lnsiue.f, tvrut home
'.1 15.
'Now then,' beshmited ; 'only three-quar
ters of an hour to train time. 1-ly round
a fair field and no favors, vou know,
tVnd awny they flow. Mr, Man bulged
Into this room and lushed through that one
and dlvfd Into one closet after another with
inconceivable rapidity, ('back-ling uud -rhn
breath ill th tiun ti think haw h- tp Mrs.
Man would feel when he st irted oil' al me
He stopped on his way up stairs ta pull oil'
his heavy boats t3 save th-ui, Vot ho name
reason ho pulled oil' his coat as he rai
ijij through tlio dining room and hung tt 01
coiner of tho silver closet. Then be i
b(0 011 ins vei as no rumen uirougi
1 it on a hook in the ha
in he reached bis ott,
luugo into his cl
1 bureau dr
UK liko a Be
.hiiel-.
Where In
put my vest? It has all my
'You threw it on the hat rack,'
back. 'Good-bye, dear.'
Before she got to the corner of the street
she was hailed again :
'Eleanor! lElcanorl Eleanor Man 1 Did
ou wear off my coat?'
She paused and turned, after signaling tho
street car to stop, and cried:
'You threw it on the silver closet.'
And the street car engulfed her graceful
figure and sho was seen no more. But the
neighbors say that they heard Mr. Man
charging up and down the house, rushing
out ut the front door every now and then,
and then, shrieking up the deserted
streets after the unconscious Mrs. Man, to
know wherci his hat was, and where she put
thu valise key and if be had auy clean socks
and undershirts, an 1 that there wasn t a lin
en collar in the house. And when away at
ast bo left the kitchen door, sido door and
front dour, all the down stairs windows, and
irout gain wide open. And the loungers
around Viiudopot yesterday wero somewhat
aniiised just at tlio train was pulling out of
sight dow 11 in the yards, to see a flushed,
perspiring 111 m, with bis hat on sideways,
his vest buttoned two buttons too high, his
cuds unbuttoned and necktie flying, and his
rip sack flapping open and shut liko a de-
111 en led shutter oiia Maich night, and minor
key in Ills hand.d.iih wildly across the plat
I'm m and ii lit in iho mid. he'nf the track
glsriog in d.-jei;tid, impotent, ttra'liful mor
tification at the-departing train, und shukiiig
his fi-i at a pre-lly woman, who was throw
inti l.i.-e- at Ii i in fruiii lhi) icir pluttoriu of
lie hot ear.
uaded his J
aud sleep with him, and 1
y to leave early to catch tho trail
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of tho terrible disaster reached
until the next afternoon. The day
that tho Brooklyn boy returned home.
found a hearse at his father s door and
tho appliances of a funeral. Ringing
door-bell lie was met by a -servant" gltl
nearly fainted at the sight of Mm.
"Whose funeral is this?" said the boij
"It's your own, darling," said the
'we got your body yet-ttrday at the Mora
and you'rejist after beiu' buried."
The denouement may be imagined.."
KAT3 EATINO OYSTERS. The tQn
tors of restaurants havo a new annoo 1
the form of rats that infest their 1
eat their oysters. The resoiura.
on opening their saloons in the!
late, havo. found large heaps of
lying iu the baskets that they 1
with unopened oysters. At first
ticctcJ their waiters, but a watcu
been set at night, the rats were foil
tho thieves. Tho rodedts, selection
gest and finest oys'ers, nibble atJ
of the shells until they make J
enouuh to admit their tails:
out all the juice, and tho i t
open, leaving the oysters
ruts then cat the oysters.
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lectiuil writer?'1 said a -iera
with the cork of
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