Humorous.
Tlio Slung of Onr
Tho Blnns ol ont ilnjr In n tnztlo,
Invented by lt, wlio in tollt
A drink li "imlle, or n gaiiite,"
A wlnill l merely n "lell."
One tell, yon n tdle yon cun't ".waller,"
He tolls yon "by thunder" 'til truej
Yon bet dim your Uit "bottom dollnr,"
"ny thnnder" that', all you tin d
TbeyMkyonhow (roe.ltf" on meeting,
'Take car. of your.elf," I. adieu
They nbtltnto "beating'' for ehtallnj,
And .ometlme, combine both the two.
If foollih, "your bead l.n't level,"
Or, may bo, "your lieadlin't clean"
Inste.dot aylnii,"KO to the devil,"
They tell you "walk off on your ear."
To pralo you they say "your a bully!"
Pur lioneat they nickname you 'qnarc,"
Although pleoaed to understand fully,
Thero'a not many that way, "I airear."
While robbing they call 'going through you,'
And "go for him," moan, anuttack.
When financial trouble come to you,
They .ay, "Oh, he', up on hi back."
"Fmll oll"l. the new name forwhlsky,
"Spondullx" cojnomen for pelf,
"You'voboeu there," whon chargod ai too
frlikyt
Well, "You know bow 11 1. yourself."
And If a reproof you ehonld offer,
They tell you ' 'that g.me la quite played,"
Hay, walk orf you "big, dirty loafer,"
Or a largo "Mansard roof" will be made.
Then .ometlmes you'ro ' oornercd" or "eu
cliered,"
That Is, If you got lna"lxi"
They call you "galoot" II untutoro i
la every galoot'a knavish tricks.
Thero are 'ThaVa what', the matter with
Hannah,"
And "dead beats" on every Bide,
If the "skunks" will not altorthelr manners,
I don care a "cuss," "let 'cm slldo."
To keep dry llvo on codfish.
Waiting maids elderly spinsters.
How was Jonah punished i Whaled
Drawlnfr-room-apartmcntofn dentist
Somcloycrs'quarrclscndwlthnsmack
A stirring ad venturo brewing n bowl
of punch.
Maxim A poor man Is to bo avoided
ho lacks principal.
A doctor's motto 1 supposed to bo
" patients and long suffering."
A high churchman A Frenchman up
lu a balloon.
" A lass I am no more,'" as tho girl
said when sho.was married.
A Vermont man who lately trlcd to
Btarvo out disease, had n funeral at tho
liouso of Ills widow.
Tho Bessemer process of making steel
Is said to havo added $1,000,000,000 to
tho wealth of Great Britain.
Every plain girl has ono consolation
though not a pretty young lady, sho
will, If sho lives, bo a pretty old tmc. i
"Setting a man-trap'' Is tho titlo giv
en to a picture of a pretty young lady
arranging her curls at a mirror.
A Chicago widow who has burled
two husbands, insists that tho law of
tho land entitles her to a third.
An Illinois highway robber got forty
cents from tho. victim nnd eight years
irom mo juuge.
ETTISO into debt, is HkO a molHO-j thousands by this ayalcni.aud can do bo ngnln.
getting into n trap very easy going in, I Consumption Is us easily cured as any other dls
linr nvtromolw ilHTlrmlt irnttlno nnr use If lustnlicn Intlme.mul the projierklud
OUt CXiromeiy UllllCUlt getting OUt. u treBtment Is pursued, 'rho fact stlinds undls.
"I have very llttlo respect for the
tics of this world)" as tho 'chap said
when tho ropo was put around his neck.
Young women should set good exam
ples, for tho young men nro always fol
lowing them.
Always do as tho sun does look ,at
the bright side of everything ; it Is Just
as cheap nnd thrco times as good for
digestion.
''Wlmt have you to remark, madamo,
nbout my singing?" said a gentloman
to a lady. "Nothing, slr, replied tho
lady, Its not remarkable."
Thero is something to immitato even
In tho uncivilized Chinamen They cole
brato their holidays by paying their
debts, forgiving their enemies, and
"shaking hands all round."
" Don't beat your carpets," says a
humanitarian ; " try kindness and 11 r ill
ness, nnd if that don't koopthem down,
bend for a policeman and havo them
taken up."
Tho heathen Chinco is making whis
key in California bv fer men tint: old rlco
nnd rubber shoes and things, and tho
revenue nconle aro after John. Tho
whiskey made this way is much sought
niter uy suiciues.
" I havo this afternoon been nreach
ing to a congregation of asses," said n
conceited young parson. "Then thnt
was tho reason you called them beloved
uretnren," replica a strong-minticu
laciy.
"Mammy." said a littlo fellow.Just
bit: enoui'li to cobblo douchnuts. but
didn't likg to rock tho cradle of his
baby brother, or whom no prorcsseu
to bo very fond vcrv! "Mamravl
iftheLord'sgotany raoro babies to give
away, aowi you iai:e emi"
Lord Dundreary has Just given his
opinion with regard to that much vexed
uut'Miun murriugu witu u uccuuscu
wire's sister. I I think, ho says, mar
rlago with n deceased wife's thlthter is
very proper and very economical, UO'
causo when a fellah marrlcth his do.
thcathed wile's thlthter, he ho hath
oniy ono motner-in law.
Humous oy the EcAFroi.n. An
Irifhman had been convicted of a rob
bery ut tho Old Bailey sessions, for
wliu-h he was brought up, with others,
to receive thojudgemont of death. Tho
prisoner, on being called on by tho oill
tcr of tho court in tho usual way to do
elaro what ho had to say why sentenco
of death should not bo passed upon him,
advanced to tho front of the deck, with
a vacant stare, and Inquired :
" What was tho question V"
" You havo bfcen convlctcdof rohberv.
What havo you to 'say why sentence of
tieain suouiu not uo passed upon you
according to law?
" Faith," answered the prisoner, " I
havo nothing much to say, except that
I do not think I nra talo In y onr hands."
Tho court laughed j sentenco was
passed, and tbo prisoner was nbout to
ictlre, when tho olllcer of tho court call
ed him back and demanded to know
' his age.
" Is It roy ago yo mano ? "
" What is your ago ? '
" I bcllovo lam protty wcllasould as
ever ll bo."
Again tho wliolo court was convulsed
with laughter; but tho wretched man,
wh030 mirth-loving powers wero quite
Involuntary, was doomed oven at tho
scaffold to "set tho peoplo in a roar."
In tho press-room his Irons were re
moved, and his arms confined with
cords. This being dono, ho seated him
self, and in spite of tho calls of Jack
Ketch and of tho shorlffs to accompany
them In tho procession, clung to tho
bench where ho had taken up his pod.
tlon.
"Come," at last urged tho hangman,
" tho time has arrived."
But tho Irishman would not move.
"The officers aro waltinc for von."
said the sheriff. "Can anything bo dono
jor you, uoioro you quit mis world V"
. No answer was returned. Jack Ketch
grew surly.
"If you won't go, I must carry you,"
uu sum.
"Then you may," said tho prisoner,
"for I'll not walk.''
" Why not?" innuired a sheriff.
"I will not bo Instrumental to my
own death," answered the prisoner,
"What do you mean?" aked tho
ordinary.
" What do I mane? retorted thn linn,
less man; "I mano that I'll not walk to
my own destruction."
And in this determination ho persis
ted, and was carried to tho scnfftilil.
whero bo was turned off, refusing to do
uuyuiiiig which rnigiit do construtcd
into "bis being a parly to his own
death."
Miscellaneous,
Dlt. HOIIKNOK ADVISES CON
humwiv1c8 to 00 to flo it ii) a in
winti.u.
JlftVlnirfof ttiolfil thlrtv.flvA t-r-nn devoted
my whole llmeniul ntlcntlou to tlie study of
ning umcasps ami coniumpuou. i reel mat 1 uu
demand ruily the course that ought lo pursued
to restore n tolerably bad caeof diseased lung
to healthy soundness. The .Inland moUliu
Hrtaiit step Is for the patient to avoid inklni
cold, and tho boat of ull placed on this continent
Tor tnU purpose in wlnteMs Florida, well down
lu tho Htato, where the temperature 1 regular,
nnd not subject to such variation as In moriJ
INorthem latitudes. Palatlta Is n Hlnt I can re
commend. A good hotel 1 kept there by Peter
man, I,nst wittier 1 Haw several persons thero
whoso lungs haa been badly diseased, but who.
under tbenenling Influence of the climate and
my medicines, were Kelt I tin well.
One hundred miles further down the liver Is a
point which 1 would prefer to 1'alalka, ai tho
temperature Ismorecien and thoalrdry nnd
bracing. Mellouvllleand lhilcrprlsenro locatctl
there. I should Rive n decided preference to
Mellonvllle. It Ji twinnlles Irom river or lake,
and It acorn, almost itnpo,lble to take cold
there. Tho tables in Florida might be bolter,
nnd patients complain nl times but thnt Inn good
sign, m It Indicates n return or appetite, nnd
wneu tills is the case they generally incrrmso In
lie i, And then the lung must heal.
Jacksonville, Ullernla,Ureen Cove, and many
other places In various parts or Florida, can bo
safely recommended to consumptives In winter.
My reasons for Buying no are that patients ate
less llaule to take cold there than where there Is
a less ttton temperature, and It 1 not necessary
to say that where a consumptive) person exposes
himself to frequent colds lie Is certain to dlo
shortly. Theruiore ray ud vice Is, go well down
into tho Blale out of tne reach of pervading cunt
winds nnd fogs. Jacksonville, or almou any
other of tho localities I have named, will be no
lit those who are trim bled with t torn Id liver, a
disordered stomach, deranged bowels, sore
throat or cough, but for llioso whose luugsur
diseosodnmore southern point Is earnestly ro
commended.
For tirteeu years prior tolSM, I was profession'
oily In New York, lloslon, llalllmore and Phlla
del p lila every week, where 1 saw nnd examined
on an average five hundred patients a week A
practice no extensive, embracing every possible
pliaseof lungdUeasc,haseuabludme to under
stand the disease ruliv. nnd hence, im oiutlon
In regard to taking cold. A person may take
vast quantities or "richenck's Pulmonic riyrup,
Heuweud Tonic and MaudraRe Pills," und yet
uiuu ueuoes uoi avoui laaing cotu.
In Florldn.nearly every body is usingSchenck's
Mandrake rills, for tho climate. Is more likely to
produce bilious habits than more northern lati
tudes. It Is a well established fact that natives
oi Florida rarely die ol consumption, especially
those ol the southern part. On the other hand,
in New Kligtsnd,oue-inlrd.ntlcait,ofthe popu
lation dlo of this terrible disease. In theMldlo
States It docs not prevail so largely still there
are many thousands of casos tlieiu. WmiL avast
percentage of lire would be saved if cofcvimp
lives weio as easily alarmed In regard to taking
irt'su cum as iney are aooui neurit: i iu n
nnr. Af. I tut iv urn tint. 'I'hnV tnlio what ttlCV
term a little cold, willed they aro credulous
euougu 10 uelievu Will wear on iu uiuw
'they pay no attention to it, and henco ltHiS
the foundation lor another and another Hill,
until tho lungs uro diseased beond ull hupo lor
U LI Ut
ilvadvlrn In tinmons whoso lutics nro alieCtet
even slightly Is, to lay Innslook or Hchenck's
i'ulmonlo Hyrup, hchenckseawcei Tonloaud
Hvheuck's Mandrake l'lllsiind go to Florida. 1
recommend theso particular medlcluej because
I am thoroughly acquainted with their action.
I know that where tuey are used In strict accord
ance with my directions they will do the wont
tlut la required. 71ns accomplished, nature will
do the rest, ihe pnyslclan wuo prescribes for
cold, cough or ulaht-sweuU, and then advises
thopattuut to wane orrltio out every day, will
bo sure to have a corpse on his hands beforo
ions. ,
Mvnlnn U lr irlvn mv three medicines, in 0C-
cordauce wlh tbo primed directions, except in
soma cases whero u freer use of the Maudiako
I'lllsis uecoisary. My object is to glvotono to
the stomach to yet uu a good iiupctue. It Is ul-
wuysn good ulan when n pattern beglus togrow
hJf.igry. I h.no hones of such. With a rcliiu lor
mod and the uratlileiiMou of that lellsh comes
good blood, and with It mora Hesti, which is
closely followed by a hcnllugof tho lungs. Then
tne cougu loosens ami aoaie, inu cresHs iimn
and clammy nlghtswe.it no longer prostrate
nnd annoy, and the patluut &2ts Well, piovldeJ
ne nvoius lauing com. .
Now there nro many commmptHea wholmvo
not tho means to go to Florida. The question
maybe asked, Is lucre no nope for such? Cer
tainly thero is. My advice to such is, and ever
his been, to stoy in a warm room during tho
winter, with n. tt-mnirntum nf nbout BQeiltV dt-
giees, which should be kept regularly ut tint
p ii i, uy means oi a iiiurumiuta-n kbuvu
patient lake his exercise within tho limits of tho
room bv walklni tin and down us much as hU
I Mtrcuulh will permit, in order to keep up n
ncauuy circulation or tne uiooo. i iiao curcu
AisinUrako Tills, nnd Bcuwcid 'Ionic liavo cund
very many of what seemed lo no hopeless cases
of consumption, Uo where you will, you will bo
almost cortaln to llnd bo mo poor consumptive
wuo mis ut't'u rescueu jruin uiu vey jm bui unuu
by their use.
Ho inrns thn Mnmlrnko I'll In nro concerned.
everybody bhould keep a supply of them on
hand. They act on tho liver belter than calomel,
and leave none of Us hurtful etlects behind In
fact they are excellent In nil cases whero a pur
gative medicine Is required, If you havo par
tuScn too freely of fruit nnd dlarrhwa ensues, a
doseol tho Mandrakes will euro ycu. If you uro
subject to alcte headache, take a doio or tho Man
dralceit And thov will relievo vou In two hours.
ir you would obviate the effect of a change of
water, or the too free tudutKcnco tu fruit, lake
ono of ibo Mandrakes every night or every oilier
nieiii. uuu you may iiieii uriiui. wuicr mm tui
itULUIUlUIUU", )f4B, UlJ!ll"1, 111 U III B, !Clv:ill 3 Ul
corn, without ihorlsk of being made slci by
them. They will protect thoo who llvo In damp
situations iifralnst chills nnd fevers. Try them.
They are pcriectiy harmless. They can do jou
Kood only.
i nave aunnucneu my prnjesionm visua to ju.i-
at my oUlco.No liji.HlXt'U Htreet, l'hlladcl
ph la, every batu relay, from u A. M. to a P.M.
Those who wish a thorough examination with
the Ilcsplrometer will bo charged llvo dollars.
The Ilcsplrometer declares tho exact condition
oi me inniTH. nnii nniieiiiN run rtauuv lturu
whetBer they are curable or cot Ilut I desire it
distinctly understand that the value of rny
medicines depends entirely upon tholr beln
taken strictly according to aim tlODS.
la conclusion, I will say that when persons
take my medicines and their systcmsare brought
Into n healthy couditton thereby, they are not
so liable to take cold, yet no one with diseased
lungs can bear u sudden change or atmosphoro
without tho liability or greater or less lrrltuUou
of the bronchial tubes.
Full directions in all lanEuages accompany
my medicines, bo explicit nnd clear that any
one can use them without consulting me, and
can bo bought from any drugnixi.
J. II. HUUIiSCrC.M.D.
No. 15 N Sixth Htrcct, Philadelphia.
novll7Q-13t.
AQENT3
Twelve Years aw
Tho remarknble adventures of tho famous
WHITE CUIKP and lllu WARRlOIlthe
Red bklns. Thrilling acconuts of urwit IIuuU,
Hairbreadth Kscopts aud Terrible Contests with
the big game nnd host Ho tribes, Hpintcd descrip
tions oi the habits and superstitions of that
strauae people, Their yports, Ltat.Nns,TnAUi
tions. How they Wconnd Wkh.hcau'.Doctok,
Wortsmr, Ac, New, Prthh nnd Popular. 1'kick
Low, It Is selling by tlio thousands with won
derful rapidity. Agentd are making from S5" to
SK0 per week. Choice Held yet vacimt Hend at
once for sumplo chnplers, Illmilrntlons and par
ticulars to A. 11. HUllilARl), 1'ublUliir,
Jau2771-tf. 400Chtstiiutfat.,Phlla.
I OO1 month: "g
y All pcrconB.youngorold.deHlrlncemplny- g
j jut-itt, ui i rum if .nit in i (i uiiii jiuiii'iti.ii u
t DOLLARS PRIt MONTH, Khould oildress ?
2 lmmellately, op.Lit Ai ADY, Kol Manu M
y facturers.Murhhall, Michigan, JiU.071.-iy -f-
AT E W GOAL Y A R D.
JLl Tun undersigned rtspectfully inform Iho
citizens ot Rloomsbuig nnd Columbia county,
that they keep all the diiloi en t numbers ofstove
coal ana selected lump coal for smithing purpo
ses, on their wharf, adjoining M'Kelvy. Noal A
Uo'e Furnace; with a goal pair or RaUalo scales
on the wharf,- to weigh teal, liny, and straw
Likewise a horse ana wngon, to deliver coal to
those who desire It, Asthey purchase a largo
amount of co.nl, they Intend tnkeep a superior ar-
,7 run ui, use iviy mwi'si iri(.'c. i-iruso
can nnd examine for you'oelvet beforo purchas-
A I tf I tTU'l'I ThJ U 1 L'llU
THE undersigned will tako in'ox
chauae for Coal unci Groceries, the following
DHmeil artlrlu l-Wlipnt, Ityc. Corn, Oats, I'otn
iocs, J.twd, iIam.8liouiiitr,QUiliiliIemcot,niiltfr
B, Hay, Ac, at the biehcst casli prices, nt tils
w u..,nutIU vui'iri-iiui yuru,
llloom.buni Mar. la.-OO-i' nENDEI!SU0T'
QOOD3 DEL1VEHEU
Fni:u op ronTi:n.oi: to dftots on
BOATS IN 1'1IILADH.HIU.
iiy me uissoiniion or llie llrm of Att.es ,t
Needlfh, on Ilio IDIli uf Novi'IllbiT, 1HT0, 'the
undfr.lotiOfl hfmmn Bnln nwnnrnr tl.n L'
Block ana Maculnery of the lalo Arm nl will
continue lliomanulscturtsinahnlecf Kcrilllzers.
Mvnpmnnnl ntlpnllm l.fclt.nlnllia 1....
anil ttUlcil by tbe bout Ghtmlral nnil Mcdianlcnl
Hklll the lilRh quallly or my articles will to
SUI'EU I'HOSl'HATE OF LIME
AND
AMJIONIATEI) FEHTILIZEH
are sclj at a very low price.
HEND l'OH OI11CUI.AII.
NO. 1 PEnUVIAN GUANO.
llarranlril Purt at Imported rmi Hit Iilamlt.
V I S II 17 A IS a.
J''1I5'''lKone.lJiniiriaslcr,Ccinrnt,Bperin
iI?f?V,ne, I'arallluo faudles.to v lilcli t
""'w me attention ot me puouo.
Srr.CIAI, UlSfCUKTH TO TIIE TUAPE,
. . VM. N. NKP.nr.KH,
lAttheol(tl!amli,t An.irw A N'ivi.i il
SHOUlh Delaware Aventip.
riiUadvlj.hlu
run HALTS BY
iiLOOMMiuiia moN comi-anv,
lnar.3'71 13w.
A hit KINDS OP JOB PRINTING
VVto WANKH promptly printed tonnler.
" ny 'iuullty of i jcr, ut this omco.
Wild Indians 0 Plaiiis.
THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT,
Rail Roads,
i aokawSTna and blooms"
JJ I1U1KI ItAIMtOAll
on aiid.n.r Nov, SI, 1870, Passenger Traln.wlll
Ooluj North,
Arrive Arrlvo
p.m. p.m.
.... 0.43 2.15
doing South
I.cavo Leave
p.m. n.m
0,20
Leave
8,r,o 6
4.13 7.C0
4.-M 7.LU
.',.11 Ml
6JU U.07
(1.1U U.U
Arrive Arrlvo
0.40 lU.'M
Ocranton t..
J'lttslon
Kingston n.
l'lvinontli
o.n
8.1)
T.M
U3
i.r,
1.17
i.m
1U)1
Khlckshtuny...
JUTWICIS ........
Illooin ..,..,
1-P.
O.CHI
lUiivlllc (1.1 J
11.0)
NorthM fl.ftl lo.4i.
Conn eel ion tnndo iitHcrnntott bv tlio 10.10a.ni,
trHl iforUrentliend, Ulnshnmtou, AlbuuyauJ
nil iiuiuih iunili iAni uihi v ini,
1).T,110UN1),HU'I
MOJITIIKUN OKNTIlAli ItAJh
XJ WAY.
On muI after Dcccwbcr 4th 1870. Trnluf will
leave RUNnunv rti follows I
NOUTinVAUD.
1.:3a,m., Dally to WHUntnnrvirt, for lllmlra
Ciinamlnlgua.noClicater, IIulTftlo, Husiipnslou
C.5J p. M.,Diilly,(cxcrpt Huntlnynjfor rimlrn nuu
jtullalo via i;rlo Jlatlwny from lllmtra.
f. m., Dally, (cxccptHmulayn) for Wllltami
10rl' TIIAINH SOUTlIWAItn.
11.01 A. M.Oally (except .Momlay'sJ for llAltluiott
WILMINC1TON AND I'lIILADr.LnilA.
11.21 P.M. Dally (exceptHutulny'Rjfor Ualtlmon
WathlnuLou and rulladolnhla.
KD. H. YOUNU.
Uenrral Viuteuscr AsenU
ALntKDl'.. J'idKC, Uen'l Hupt.,
pATAWISSA ItAILUOAI).
Pascuzcr Trains on this mad will run ns fol
lows:
Mail SnUi statioss. Mall Xorth
Ly. 8.2a,m Wllllamsport. Lv, 6.23p. m
" u.oj Aiuuey. o.ui -
" U.1J " Milton. S.ID "
KUl 11 Danville. " M '
" HVH ' Jlupert. " 4.12 "
M lfi.U ' tMtawiSHal " 4.U1
" ll-n llliiRtowu. " 2Ja "
" Vt.'2l xn. Kunimlt. " a.J "
" H.3I auakalte. " 2.10 "
U.H H K, Mahony June. M 1,4 M
M 1,:W "Dlnc.Taraaqutt, Dlno. ' 12.52 H
M i.'Jtl M HeadhiK. " Pf.hJp.nv.
JIM IMtlSVlllP. " "
" 7.W " I'hiladelphln. "
" 12i 'dluoMauchUnuuU. dine"
' iil Hethlehem, "
" A 0.1 " rhlla.vlallelhlehom,
" lUslon, "
8,n
.u" i. rn
12,fH) noon,.
I'.L) (I. Ill
11.33 "
r..T-i " viaLAH, it. u. n.oo "
VtV lUIKilKliHirilJ HI..
(IM u lu Valley It. U. " U.0J
5.W a,m, llotlou, " o.l0 i in
PassenscrslaklrB tho 8.S7iralnfrom William
fcpoit. will havo two hours In New York, lor Mip
nor, nnd arrive lit Dotlou at 6.r,0 a.m., clcveu
hour- In advance of all other route.
New ilny eoii"lies accompany all trams be
tween WlUUmsport, New York and Philadel
phia. Tral'.iimu through by daylfqht.
UUU.WKllH.fcUpt.
AVJNTCU ATIUANQKMEKT.
Monday, Nov. :ist, lsro.
Great Trunk Lino from the North and North
West forPhlladeIphla,Now York, Ihaulng. Potts
vllle, Tamanua, Ashiand, Hhamokln Lebanon
Allcntoivu. Lastou. Luhrata. Lltiz, LaucaKter
Uolumbla.&c,
Trains mave Harrlsburg for Now ork. as Joi
Inwsi At:i.iii. H.lo nnd lo.H) n. in., anu ttjfl n. in..
connecting with similar train1 oi. Pennsylva
nia Uallrosid, nud nrrlvlug ut New York a!
HMO, a.m., a,W.5.HandlU,o0p.tn, respectively.
Hlceplng cars m-compauy the 3,1J n in. trains
wuiioui cuauge,
Ih'turulugi l.cavo New "inrkat o.oon.m.ana
12M noon and 6U p. m. Philadelphia nt MI
a. m, and p. in. Hlceplna cars accompany
tho o,00i.m.,1ritluslrom N without chunge.
Lsavu ilarrlsbum lor itcaainu.i'ottsvmc. ia
maqua, MliiersvlUe. Ashlnud. Hhamoklu Al
IpfiLou n nnd Phlla'd. nt 8.10 n. in., nnd 2JM and
I,(i5 p.m., stopping at Lebanon and principal way
Kiationt tho 4,03pm, trulu connecting for PhtPa
Pottsvllle and dolumbia only, Por Pottavlllp
HchuyJklll llavcn and Auburn, via Hchuylklll
and bUKnuchiuiua 1 lull road, lca o Harrlbburf ft
8.W p.m.
Kant l'ennsylvanta Railroad trams leave Head.
Ing lor Allentown Laston and New York at 6.W,
I0..'f0, ft, m., liloiioon 4.45 p. in. l.eturulng, leave
New York at U.UUn. in.. 12.00 noon and 0.UJ n, m.
und AUcutown at 7.'Ja.m. li,i5iiooii,2.r5, 4.'.U
if H.isp. m.
Way rasseugcr Train icuvcs Thlladelphla nt
.:ua.m.. couuectlnz with similar train on llast
Pa. rallrotd returning from lleadlugatopjp.m
Leave l'ottsvlUo ut 0,00 a.m., nnd 3,10 p.m.
Uerudon at 10.10 a. mM8hamokln atd.40und H.L'O
n. ni., Ashland at 7,05 a, in. and 12,00 noon Mali
nnoy City at 7.M a, m. and 1.3 i p. in, Tamaqui at
h;u a. m nudi'.Wp.m. for Philadelphia, New
York, Heading, llarrisburg.&c.
lianna llallroad at 8.15 a.m. lor UarrLsburt!. uuo
12,05 noon, for 1'lueUrovo ana Trcmoui,
Heading Accommodation Truln leaves Potts
vllle a 1 5,-10 u. m., p:uses lteadlng at 7,S0u. mnr
riving at Philadelphia at 10.20 a. in. Ileturuins
leaves Philadelphia at 4,15 p. in., passing Ucad
lu? at 7,23 p.m., nrrlvlugat 1'ottsvlilo at U.io p.m,
Pottstown Accommodation 1 raln:leaves Pott
town nt7.00 a.m... returning, leaves Phlladelphlf
at 1,00 p.m.
Columbia Railroad Trains lcavo Itcading at
7,20 a.m and ii-15 p.m. for L'phrula, Liths, Lanca
ter, Columbia, Ac,
I'uririntnpii iLaii rto.id Trains lcavo Pcrklomei.
Junction nt 7.10 l),05a, m.,3.00 4C.30p. in. returu-
iug: icuyb BciiwtUKbVlilo at .tu, t.M a.m., J.aw
noon A. i.Xti n.m.. eonneff Itirr with kltnllnr tralUN
o" lteBdlni; llallroad.
uoicuroouuaie iiauronu irnins ieavoi'otiKtown
nt u.40 a. m nnd C.2U p. m., return Iu lenvoMouui
Pleasant at 7.00 and 11.25 a. in., connecting win
similar trains on Reading Railroad.
encster valley lUiuroauTiains teavo in.ue-
port at 8,:S) a. m. nnd 2.05 and 5.02 p. m. rcturnlnp.
leave Downlugton at 0.5.'i n. in,, 12.45 noon and
5.15 p. m., rounectlng with (similar trulijH or
Reading Rallrond. .
On Hundai's, leave New Y ork at 5,00 p.m., Phil
phlaat 8,00 a.m. nnd 3,15 p.m., (the 8,00 n.ni.lralL
running only toHeadtug;)leavePottsvUle8,00a tat
jiurrismirK ui .). iu u, in. uuu .w i. w
leave Allentown at 8.4 p. in., nnd leave
Reading nt7.13 a. m.nnd 10.o3p. m. for Ilarris
bura. at 5.00 a. m. for New York, and at 0, Ion, m.
and 4.25 p. m o l'lilladelphla.
uiiiiiiuinuou, uiti;-j reynauji. j
Rxcnrslon Tickets to aud from ull points, at re
duced rates.
uaggago cncckca larousu; iuu pounus miunn
cachpaienscr. n 4 WMTo
Uenernl tiuperlutcndeul
Reading, Pa., Nov. 25. L170.
KW FIHJt AT OHANGEVJIjIjK
IllOX I'OUNDUY AND AGRICUIj
TUKAL WORKS.
OUKAT IMniOVEMnXTU IN PLOWS AND
TilUUSIIINti MACHINEB.
Mr. Jacob Trivlenieeo havintt rturchosed tho
interest of Charles W. Low In Die above named
works, tlio business will bo co itlnucd uniicr tho
firm uanioof William hciiu yi.kii & Co. Havlna
discovered ccral iinperlcctlons In tho plows
manufactured In 1STU, they havo strengthened
tin J improved them, aud added bomo entire new
liztiirrua. invy win upi'ii uiu nj'tju iruuu ui mi
lar In ndvanoo of nn thing over oilVrtd to tho
Hiojic, ot'iui; ooiii pnieiirui mui'mmics, uuti nuv
ii e their work nil dono under their own h inner
vision they guarantee their work superior In
material nuu iinisii 10 nny iiereiomiu oneri'ii,
Uenlcrs hhonld not nrcetit of iiuv other atrrlcul
tural Implements until t hey havo ixumlncd our
Aiiiiiuiiiciuru. i nniifrf miuuiii i ry our in
before buj lug nny oiher. They also manufacture
ALL KIND- OF UASUNG3, '
nsunlty inndo in first clas 1'onndrles, taw" nnd
grist lulll cavtlugs, made nnd llttod up to order,
THllESHINa MACHINES
nre mde a specialty, and somo very decided Im
nrnveinents have been Introduced lntotlir lr ma
chines, I'rlces lower thnn over; all kinds of
roumry prouureauu om jinn iiiueniu rxiiiaugo
Order direct from tbo munufiiiury. Old ngtn-
vivn uppiici tiuring me winter.
uurttN an oruers to
WILLIAM BCIIUYLEU & CO.,
Aor.icui.TintAi. wonics, oitANar.vn.LE
C0LUJII1IA COUNTY, I'A,
Jan 171.
QIXTV.PIVE EIIIBT 1'IUZE MED-
KJ AIM AWAllDKl),
Till: GIlfiAT
HALTIJIOltU 1'IANO
MANUFACTOnY.
WILLIAM KNAI1E & CO.
MANUFACTlltEIW OF
GUANI), BQUAHK AND UI'RIGIIT
1' I A N O PORT E 8 ,
UALTIMOItU, Mil.
Thefo insl rumenls have been beforo tbo publlo
for litaiiy Thlrly years, ond upon their excel,
lence alone altalnetl tintmpwcluiscit jre'tmlnmce
tvimuu iirououuces lliein uueiiuauuu, 'i ncir
TONC
combines Treat Kiveelnesa nnil flnnkln(
III IT TiUalltV.ns W.-ll nuur.nL nurllvnr llitoniitlrill
aud kwceluikstiironBboutilioeiitlrc.calo.'lher
TOUCH
1 pliant nnd elasllc, ana entirely frco from the
iiMiti-ua iuuuu ,u u luuny i'lanocfl
IN WOHKMANftlllP
they me tmcnualled, using none but tho very
best teaionedvmterUit, the largo capital employed
mm iiuuiiH.uiiui.il vi lumuti, un iiauu.
ttL.AU our Hmiare IKanoet have onr KwTm
proved OVEimutUKU be ale and tho AyntJfc
JYeble,
fifWe would call special attention to our late
improvements In UitAfiU I'JAXQN ana
oqvajh: auAxnsi patented au;ii, isuj,
which bring tie Piano nearer perlecllou than
HUH ) V uvvu UllUlUKU.
LVEUYPJAKO TVhhY WAnnANTEDrOllQ YRAltS,
We havo mado arrangements for the fitle
WhalegalA Afmry forlho most Cclebiated PAH
LOU (.KOANH and MKI)Di;oNH, which we
otler Wholtsalonnd Itetail, nt Lowen f actory
oct2tt'70Cm. ltultlinoretMd.
OLA T E R O O P I N O,
EVERY VARIETY
MOST FAVORABLE RATES,
JOHN THOMAS, AWD OABI'KU J. THOMAS
Iloi. tn, Dloomsbure, !'.
Jal.n 17
Miscellaneous.
Riccoji.MKNiiii Ann kmioiiskh tir
ovuu bisvio iiui'uiticn uoc'rons
lilt, MMUr.Xtll'.'S
loVi'otiMii rt.mn sxtnAi-r oi-
KOSKOOl
thi: ouuat
HEALTH RESTORER I
Not n Secret Quak Medlclno Pormuln
Around tlio Rattle.
rmtrAcnD solely nr
Dr. J. J. LAWItr.NCK, Orgtnlo Chemist,
Wilson. Norlh Carolina.
KOSKOO
srillKEI AT TUB KOOT Of D1SEASK
I'UllIPYINd THE ULOOD,
ItHSTOIll.Va THKMVCIl AND KIDNUYH
TO A lIKAI.Tlt"V ACTION, AND 1N-
viaoitATisu Tin: unit-
VOU.S SYHTIIJI,
Thin is tho Secret of lt3 Wondorful
Success iu Curluc
CONSU1IITION IN IT3 I1A11I.Y BTAOI,
HCItOrUIiA, SYPHILIS, llYsrEMIA,
IIVKIl COJirLAINT, CHItONIO
ltllLUMATISJI, NUUItALOIA,
NCKVOUS AITKCTION,
EUUI'TIONS OP T1IU BKIN, IIU.MOR9,
L058 tip VIOOIt, DISIIASKM OF
KtDNHY AND llLADDUIl.
AS 3 ALT.
DISEASES CAUSED 11 Y A HAD
STATi: OE TIIE ULOOD.
It thoroughly eradicates ever kind of Humor
nnd Bad Taint, nui restores the cnllresystcm to
n healthy condition.
It is beyond question tho I'lNHST TONIC IN
TlIBWOttLD.
Thousands havo been chanced by tho uso of
this Medlclno from wcalt, sickly, suffering crea
tures, to slron?, hcnlly, and happy men and
women.
Invalids cannot hcsltato to glvo It n trial.
No Medlclno has obtained bucti n groat repula
tlon as this Justly celebrated compound.
POR TESTIMONIALS
Prom Physicians, Umlucnt Divines, Kdltors
Druggists, Merchant., 4c, teo KOSKOO ALMA
NACfor this year.
rRicn oxn dollaii vr.n hottij:.
FOIl BALE 11V
The Principal Druggists In the United
Stales anil lirilish America.
Dn. LAwnr.NcK's Vo3ian'8Fuiend Cures all
Diseases peculiar to Females.
jan.i'iy.
R
E JI O V A I.,
Tho Arm Allen a Mpmtles bavln; been dis
solved on the luth of Nov. lsro, 1 would Inform
my friends nud customers that 1 nm
NOT OUT OF nUSINFAS,
ns has been reported, and call attention to tbe
GOVERNMENT DErOT.
NO. 1 I'KItWriAW GUAXO.
OUOUND DONE, OUAUANTEED TUItE.
VI3U IIUANO IN J1IILS.
I'oudrelte, In Hags, Barrels and Hulk.
RAW DONE niOSPHATE OF LIME,
Price, S3) per Ton. ,
LAND I'LASTEIl IN.I1A03 AND DDLS
TAB, in 1, 2 3 gallon Cans.
OIL SOAP, for washing Trees, In SClb. boxes.
COTTON SEED MEAL,
Excellent Food for Cmve, Increasing nnd enrich
ing 1113 IN XIAU., IJWO. J.AL11.
C It X G K L I N a s
Tor Hog and Chicken Feed.
CEMENT.
Agency for Coplay Hydraulic Cement.
Tor Us superior quality I refer to J, W.ETAitKtt
ejo3, Lumucn, xn, j,
A LII1EUAL DISCOUNT TO TIIE TRADE.
JOSIAH J. ALLKN",
(Lato Ai-lcn & NtizDLns,)
Hcmoved to
i HOUTII DELAWAHE AVE.
.2t. PlJILADF-LI'IIIA.
ANTED AGENTS FOIt
AnmHow Tiiev Were Madei or the Btucci-
flLKX ANIlTitlUMl'HS OF OUH HEI.K-MADtS MEN.
Uy J. H. MeUube, Jr. rroriucly idnstraled aua
bt'iuitlfullv boil Lit. Tlio moKt tuklni?. Instructive
and unlversiilly bought alter boon Issued for
years. ruclnutlnt? fn fiction, nutlientlo as hU
lory, practical an "1'oor Illchnnl," with Uiskoiis
moro viuvuiiiiu lur pupuiur ('uriiuatu, iimu uiu
protoundest philosophy. Agents tiro clearing
from ?s0 to 82tWDer montli. In tinlto of hard tlineM.
KellH last nud easily, und delHcrH tplendldly.
bend for Circular, oic.nnd notice extra terms. I
uf.u. iauii-ja, ruuiwter.
71(J8auium Hlrcfit. I'lilladclnhuu
mar.lTl Sm.
M
A It O II.
"AN OUNCE Ol' l'UEVENTION IS 31ETTEU
THAN A VOUND OF CUllIV
This in the most slcklv nerlod of tho ear. hut
there Is a rcmedv which Is n constant nrotoctlo.i
asalnitt the cause of dUeanis; it enters swlltly
iuio ine cy;cuiaiiou ox me uioou.expeu me mor
hlllo lubfetunca collected theroln durins thn win
ter; corrects nil morbid changes in the blood;
jjrimiuien me npo rut ions oi me uig(uvu orgms i
acta as n ml id nnd ofllcjvclnuB stamnchlc: streiiL'tli.
ens tho nervous system j promotes buojuuey of
ninriiH unii iruuriK revives mo pnyticui energies,
audlmnarts vltalllv niitlKlfivLlfUv ineverv niifnii
of the human bod v. it is no Iws celebrated u
i-reparatton than MIHlILKIfrt HKUU lUlTKltH.
Uuo it now -use it renuluriv evarv duv und nrt.
rare yoursyKfem for the change In the teuton,
and furtUy It against the dangers of dUoufae,
rpilii" ouT ilsTAiiifsuKLr "
rUUXITUUE
and I1EDDINQ WAIIEUOOJIB of H. It. LEWIB,
aro tho cheapest lu the city. Ho Is now helling
rAiii.uii rturm in ri.UHii. haik cuitii,
UEPiS or TEUHYi WALNUT CIIAMllKKHUITt
In Oil or Vnrnihhi COITAUE KUUNI1 UltE, all
btyles; UEUD1MU und MA'PTHKHHEB, various
sizes; cheaper thun Auction prlcosi CAUPKTH,
every variety.
Comuand see find bo convlnrnd. Vnn will tavn
money by giving us a call helore purcliaslng
If. II LEWIH
No, USO and 1131 llurkct Btret t, I'iu'laukI-i iiia.
Next door to corner of Fifteenth Htreet,
mar.a'71 Bin, m
UNTIB.TRV,
II. 0. IIOWElt, DENTIST,
Respectfully offers his professional services to
me lauiea anu gwuuemeu oi inoorasourg and VI
clultv. He isbretmrud to attend toallthfa vurl
oui operations In the lino of his profession, and
U provided with the latest Improved I'okcxl&im
TEKTii wuicu wilt uo inserteu on goiu piaiiug
silver aud rubber base to look us well as Cue nai
ural teeth. Tenth nstraAted bv all the haw nntf
most approved methods, and all operations on
vuo icctu vuxeiuuy nuu pruyoiiy uiujuuihi to.
iwaiuvuvo nuu uuico low
lew doors atnYO the
Court House, same side.
Blooms burg, Jan.171 ly
1)LANK MOIITQAUEH for the uso of Saving
J) Fund and loun Associations, for sale ut the
tUIVUlAfl VU11C.
BLOOMSBURG; COLUMBIA COUNTY,
Drugs and Ghomicaln.
VINEGrAK BITTBKS
nnndrcds of Thousands
Dear tpitlmonr to thMr Wonder
If?
iDivnrsuTO uucci.
n
WHAT ARE THEV? c
i n n
Tmnr Ann kot a vilb
FANCY DUINK.
Msdoef 1'oor Itum. Whlsber Proof Rniriia
nnd ncfuso Linn urn doctored, iplcod ssdiwcct
ened to please tbo lute, called Tooics,"tAppcti
era' "ncitorcrt," &c.( that lead tbo tippler ca to
dru&cnccM relii, tut wo ft tni Wcfilchic.tn&Jj
from the Xatlvo Roots and llcrti of California, frco
I rnut nil Aleohvllf) Bllmulanls. Ttoysro tha
UIIEAT J1LOOI) rUItiriEIt nnd A LITE
OIVIMJ ritlNCII'LE a perfect Itcoovator and
iDTleorator of tbo Byitem, carrjlag off all pofeonocs
iaattr nod rcBtoriag tbo Hood to a hcGHliy condition,
ICo person caatslco tbcao Bitters cccoralog to direc
tion and remain locg unwell.
11U0 will bo clTcnfornn lnntrsbto ctuc, provided
Via bones aro not destroyed ty roiacral poison or
ether moans, omltao Thai organs wasted beyond tho
point of repair.
rnrlnnninmiitory nnd Chronic lthCnrr.fi
tlsm nud Uontt llyspepslnt vr Indlgestloof
II It I otis, ltciultlcnt nnd Intermittent Ievcrs
Dlsenscs of Iho lllood. Liver Klduryu, ncd
Illmldcr tnceo Hitters taro been rooit snccccs
ful. Hack lllscasca aro cacEcd'by Vltlntcd
lllood. which is generally produced by dcranscccnt
of tho Dlecntlvo Organs.
DYHl'EI'HIA OIL INDKJEHTION, Heed
acho, Pnla In tho &honldcrs, Cotighs,Tlghtncci of tho
Chest, Dizziness, Boer Eructations of tho Etomach,
todljutolntho Month, Billons At tacts, rsl pi telle n
cf IhoIIcart, InQamsatloncf tho Lanes, Tain lo tho
regions of tbo Kidneys, and a hundred other painful
rj-TDp tonic, nro tho ctTepringB of Bytpcpela.
Tlirylnvisorato tho Etomach and sthnulalo tho tor
pid liver and bowclfl, which render thorn of unequalled
tCcacyta cleansing tho blood of sll Impurities, and
in: par tin; new lo and vigor to tbo wholo sretem,
roil BK1N DISKAHLS, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt
lJ.cnn)(Blotcbcs,Bpotfl,nmplcs,ruitnlc8, Bolls, Co
Icnclcs, runc-TTormfl, Scftld-Ucnd, Bore Eycs,Eryetp
clu.ltsh, Ecnrft, Elacolorations of thoEtln.namcra
and Diseases cf tho Lltln, of whatever tamo or nature,
nro literally dog up and carried out of tho system In a
chorttlmobythoutoof theso Bitters. Ono bottlo V
tueh coses will convinces tho meet Incrcdaloua of their
curatlvo effect.
Clcanso tho Vitiated Blood whenever you find Its
impurities bursting throoch tho eiln in rtaplcs, Erup
tions or Bores clcanso It when yon find It obstructed
and sluggish la tho veins clcanoo It when It Is foul,
and ) our feelings will tell yon when. Keep tho blood
pure asd tho health of tho system will follow.
PIN, TA l'E and other WO It MS, laratng la tna
rystcmof so many thousands, arc effectually destroy
ed and removed. Tor full directions, read carefnlly
tho circular croipd each bottlo, printed in four Un-guiccs-Encllsb,
German, Trench and Bpanlsh.
J. WALKER, Proprietor. n.ILKcDO.VAU) & CO.,
Brngglsta and Ocn, Agents, Con rrancleco, Cal
nnd CI snd CI Commerce Direct, Kew York.
tSTEOLD BT ALL BBUCOISTS AND DEALEC3.
OCt'73.11.
1
Mm
S3. OOO VITA, HK PADT TO ANY PEnoOW
producing n l'rcpnrntlo cnshowlng half ns many
living geuuino permnn ct cures ns Dn. Fitlkh.s
V KUKTAUI-B K1IKUH ATI. V M M K1IT. A Il 'PrilMJ.
tllle prescription of l'rof JOS, P. KITLMt, M. 1M
one of Philadelphia's o Idest regular Phvslclans,
who has made HhenmalUra a specialty 37 years,
permanently curing with this Ucmedy 0j lu
every lOOpntlents 1 rented; so warranted under
oath, from Itrglstered cases, a result unparnliel
ed. It Is a pleasant MoJlclne, frco from Injur
ious Driiirs (sworn vouchers from Itenowned
Prominent I'liyslclans Iniiorslng Dr. Filler ac
company each holtlo). To protect sufferers from
risk, u legal guarantee stating number of bottles
warranted to Curo will he forwnrded without
cliarao to any jtcrbon sending hy letter n full,
truthful description of case. In case nf failure
to cure, the amount paid will bu re funded. Price
81.50 per hottlo; 0 bottles, $7.60. Jvledlcal advlco
sent by letter gratli. AdilroBi Dlt. l-'ITLKH,
Ofllco No. !it Houth KOUllTII Bt rect, PhlUdel
phln.or No. 701 llUOADW'AY, N. V. Bold or
obtained by druggists.
sept2'70-ly.
I uo not wisn to Inform you. reader, that Dr.
Wonderful, or any other man, has dibcnverrda
remedy thnt cures Consumption, when the lungs
nre half consumed, lu bhort, will cure all diseas
es whether t f mind, body or cut ate, mako men
llvo forever, nnd leave dtnih to play for wautol
work, nnd is designed to innko our sublunary
spheiea blissful Paradise, to which Heaven Itself
snail be but ft bide hbow. Vou have heard enough
of that kind or humbujrKery. Hut Mhen I lell
rou that Dr. Haite's Catarrh ltcmcdy will positive'
lcure tho worst cases of Catarrh In tho Hend, I
only asbcrt thnt which thousands can tebtlfy to
I will pay 5500 Howard for a case that I caunot
cure. A pamphlet Riving symptoms nnd other
Information sent lreo to any address. This rem
edy is
BOLD BY MOST DltUaniSTfl IN ALL TAUTS
Ur lllll YVUKLilJ.
Price 50 cents. Rent by mall, postpaid, on receipt
of siitj ceuts, or lour packages or two dollars,
ltcwnre of cuunfet feits nnd worthless imitations.
Hcotbat my private Htamp, which Is n jwsltive
guarantee of llcnulneriess, Ih upon tho outside
wrapper, iten.i'inutr inui vniu pnvuie ntainp.
Issued oy tho United Mates Government express
ly for stamping my medicines, has my portrait,
uamo and uddies. and tlio words U. S. Certlfl
cate of Uenulueness,' cuginvcd upon It, nud
ncwl not be mistaken. Don't bo swindled by
travelers nud otbeis representing themselves as
ur, noge ; xain tne oniy man now living uiai
has the knowledge nnd right to inauulacturotho
Genuine Dr. Hnse'sCatnrru Uomedy, and I never
travel to sell this medicine.
it. v. pn:un;. m. d.
ocl28'70-ly, 133 Soueca sticet, Uuilulo, N. Y.
UEASONS WHY
Is the 11 est Liniment in the Would
roil HORHKH,
Fll'.ST. It Iscomnospdnf tho mnst iTiwunrni.
nud Penetiiatino liquids known In Chemlstrr,
hecond. combined with tho above Is a M un
ci n a I, Oil, made expressly for this Liniment,
and mixed by an entirely new process.
Till no, Thousoof thopoM-eri.and penetrating
IngredlenU Is to drlvoor force in this beautiful
JlBUiciNALOiL, which lubricates the Joints and
muscles, nnd Immediately throttles the disease,
and compels It to loosen Its doathly, sickening
and poisonous fangs.
FouitTir, This Medicinal Oil Is uned for the
same reason that a good mechanlo always uses
oil to make his machinery work with ease und
fireclslon. Ho lu tho same way the muscle nud
olnts of our nnlmnM should bo lubricated If we
wish to have them travel with rapidity and ease,
Fiktii. His very soothing In Its action, will
not burn or blister tho nulinul like most of the
rf u not" liuimouu or tne uay.
HtXTii. Not ono dron ot tlucture ofenvenne
or red pepper can he found Ih Its composition
for we hold that no liniment can he effective
which burns and blisters tho animal until the
muscies nienaruanu uriou aimott to a crisp.
Weventii. Kverv bottle Is w Aim anted to civs
good satisfaction, or your money will be refund
ed. This shows conclusively that the proprie
tors nave mil ronndence lu this preparation,
and proves tor theevonth tune that O. K. M. B.
Is the best Liniment In the world for horses.
M3rJ)on' tallow vour Merchant ta nalmaff 7Yiu
turecf Jted rejperand Uartshonx, or other trash
on you, vut iiQK ur u, a, a, a.ior jiortcs, ana take
no other. Bold by all druggists. '
D. O. (IAUKY A lllY. Hnlfl PrnnrlAtnrti.
Bept270-lyj 17 Washington Btreet, New York,
T)HILOS01IIY OF MAItHIAQE.
JT A New Course op Lectuuks, as delivered at
the I'enua. Polytechnic aud Anatomical Museum
1Z5 Chestuul bt., three doors above Twellth,
Philadelphia, embracing the subjects i How to
Live and What to Ue fori Youth, Maturity
mm uiu uku, jiiuuuiiuu uviicmiijr iiuviewOUI
The cause of lndlustloni Kklulc-nrAiinil ncrv:
ous Diseases accounted fori Marrhigo Phllo-
iphically considered. These lectures will be
oiwuruuu uu rucuipvoi o cents uy auuresstngi
ecretary of the Peuusylvaula Polytecunio
Hnd Anatomical Muskuu, ivj Chestnut Bt.,
Jeai'7u-fy. '
JgAKQAINS BARQAINB.
QUICK SAI.rS AND SHALL 1' II 0 FITS,
HAVil YOUH WONKY,
(lo to
. r,, , HBNHY YOST,
East Bloomsburg, Pu.( for all kinds or the host
home and city made
V U It N I T U 1112 ,
Prices reasonable and the best work done.
Jau 1'71-tf
oSg THEY Aim KOTAVILB tl
ril FANCY DttlNK.p?
Clothing, &o.
JEW STOCK OF OLOTIIINa.
Fresh nrrltal of
SUM M EH OOOD3.
DAVID LOWENIlEItO
Invites attention to his stock of
CHEAP AND fabhionahle clothing.
nt htistoro on
MaluBtrect,twodooTs nboro tho American Uonso
llloomsburg, Pa.,
whero no has Just received from New York and
XUitladelphlft n full assortment of .
MEN AND BOYS' CLOTHING,
including Iho most fashionable, durable, and
handsome
Dlt ESS GOODS,
conshtlng of
IlOX, HACK, ItOCO, OUM, AND OIL-QLOTH
COATS AND I'ANTH.
of all sorts, sizes nnd colors. Ito has alio replen
ished his Already large stock of
FALL AND WINTEll SHAWLS,
BTIUFED, FiaUHED, AND PLAIN VESTS
BIUKTS, CIIAVATS, STOCKS, COLLARS
HANDKERCHIEFS, OLOVI1M,
SUSPENDEItS, AND FANCY ARTICLES
He nns constantly on hand n largo nnd well-seeded
assortment of
CLOTHS AND VESTINUS,
which ho Is prepared to make t6 order Into nny
kind of clothing, on very short notice, nud in the
best manner. All his clothing Is mado to wear,
and Most of It Is of homo manufactnre.
GOLD WATCHES AND JEW'ifjRY,
ot every description, flno and cheap. His case ot
Jewelry Is hot surpassed In thlsptace, Call aud
oxnmlno his general assortment of
CLOTHINO, WATCHES JEWELRY, AC.
Jaul'71 DAVID LOW EN BERG.
Bakery and Confectionery.
JOHN G.
JACOBY'S
BAKERY AND CONFEOTIONEKY!
IJERWICK, PENN'A.
Tho tinderslanrd would lcsnertfiillr inlnrni
tho Cltl.enH of llerwlck, and vicinity, that ho
has opened n courectlouery nnd llakery lu
ODD FELLOWS' HALL,
Merwlelc. Pa..
whero ho U prcparad lo furnish
nil kinds of
PLAIN AND FANCY CANDIES,
rilENUII CANDIES,
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC FRUITS
ORANGES, LEMONS, RAISINS
lc, Ac, Ac,, Ac.
UY WHOLESALE ANll 11 ETA I L,
Among tho nsortmcnt will lo found Cream
K'll i U V..nu1 VL'.il a 1lnn.,.,l. A I. ..ill
berts', Fign, Apples, Cocoa Nuts, Jellies nf differ
out kinds. Mlistnrd. (?utsnn. I'lrktPK. r)mrnlfifn.
Canned Fruit of nil hinds Corn HlAich, Eug Dls-
cuit, roda truckers, Oyster Crackers, cheese,
Hoan. Wrltlnif Pnnfcr. Anrrpmnnl. Innrm V.rtm
ve lopes,
PiSII AND OYSTERS,
And lirnduco nf nil kinds. Frnh rirp.iit nml
Cakes every dnv. Ico Cream In Scabou, Your
palronago Is solicited.
Berwick, Jan P71 ty
QONFECTION E B Y .
Tno undorsliriml wnnlil rRMnprtriillvannniiniA
lo tbo publlo that lie lias opened a
FIUST-CLAfiS CONFECTIONEIIV 8TORIS,
In Ihebnlldlnttlatolvocenpletl by Fox A Wtbb
whore ho Is prepared to furnish all kluds of
PLAIN & FANOY CANDIES,
FUEN'CII CANDIES,
FOHEIUN & DOMKSTIC FIIUITH,
NUTH, HAIBINS, 4C, AC, AC.
II T WHOLESALE OR RETAIL.
1,1 HUUII, IV lltll MBUI HUE II V UI Hll KUVIUS lu
his line of business. A great arloly of
IiS, TOVH, ic,
satiable for th. Holidays. Tarllcular attention
Kiveu TO
BItUAD AND OAKEB,
of all kluds, fresh every day.
CJIKIHTMaB CANDIES,
UUIHTMAH TOYS.
A call Is solicited, and satisfaction will K
CUAranteed,
Jan I'll ly
ECIClTAItT JACOIIS.
Books.
A NEW III IU It of the urealcst luteriht anil tin
porlanco. Written Irom a high moral and physi
ological standpoint, by an eminent physlclnu
ana medical professor, It Miows how hata'i Is
working out hlsMibtle and dangerous designs
through our most sncied domcstlo nnd social re
lations, ruro-mlndcd. but outspoken anil ag.
gresslvc.tno author handles the dellcalesubjecls
w.Ei.ivu .ii it itfiuuiiiutis, uiiiiii Miciii, iiiiiiiiifrns
nui. in uuuisieriu uprurieui cunosiiy. jnei'ny
ical Jteffcncrutlonojtie Jtace, Is a subject Justly
enlisting the Interest nnd Bympatliy of nil true
philanthropists, nnd this book. It Is believed,
IMiii.tiiiuiiiiMBia, linn mi-, iiuuil, 11 14 UUIIUVeU.
will contribute to that end Just In proportion as
it has rentiers. A circular hent free, containing
n lull description und synopsis of the work with
unerai extracts. u. r. vknt, l'ubiisiier.
setT7l ly
a College l'lace, N. Y,
K2x "v h1-" 39 w- 41l,Rt nd.t i, o.
r w!T Y.anf n'Tnosr popularnnd bent selling
subscription books publlsbed, nnd tbo moil iilH
traltermt. Hend for circulars. Tlicywlll cost you
cotlung, and may bo ol great benefit to you,
fobll7o-ly.
Washing Machncs.
J)OTY'S "VA8mNa-JIACHINE,
liATELY MUCH IMPnOVED-ANI) TIIE NEW
UNIVERSAL CLOTHES WRINGER
Improved with Howell's ratent Donble Cog
wheels, nnd the ratent Htop, nro now unques
tionably f.ir superior to any apparatus for wash
ing clothes ever Invented, and will save their
cost twice n year, by saving labor and clolhes.
Tho Editor of this paper, who purchased a
Washer und Wringer, thus testllles as to their
value t
"Wo havo had In uso In our family for Mm
time past, ono of Doty's Clothes Washers nnd
Wringers, nnd nro prepared to bear tostlmony as
to Its merits. It Is emphatically n lador-raWito
machine and docs Its work lu the most thorough
inanucr. For families who have largo washes
these machines would bo Invuluablc.'7 Colum.
MAN, Jan. II, 1870.
PRI0E3-A-FAIU OFEER.
If tho Merolianlsln your plncowlll not furnish,
or soud for the Machines, Bend us tho retnll price
Washer III, Extra Wringer 11), and wo will for.
ward either or both inaclilnes, free of freight, to
places where no one Is belling; and so sure are
wo they will be liked, that we agree to refund
the money If any ono wishes to leturn tho ina
chines free of Irelght, alter u luoatli's trial, ac
cording to directions. '
No husband, father or brother should ncrmU
the drudgery of washing with the hands, lllly.
two days In thoyenr, when It can bo dono better,
more expeditiously, with less labor, nud uo In
Jury totlje garments, byaDoty clothes Washer,
und a Universal Wringer, 1
Bold br dealer, generally, to whom liberal dis
counts are made.
- imoWNINO. Ocn. Agent,
ootT'TO-tf. 32 Cortland Htreet, New York,
Hb o. howe n,
ipencd a flrst-closs
HOOT, SHOE, HAT CAP, AND I'UIt BTOH1S."
at the old stand on Jrfnln Hlreet, Illooinsburn.afow
doors above tbo Court House.' Ills stock corn,
posed of the very latest aud bestslylesever otter.
at tho lowest rates, lien's heavy double, solod )
i.i?i . "uiiuie una siusie rap soied
rJ'V;0?,1"' H""1 " Ul!"yy Blo "hoes orall kinds,
men's Ono boots and shoes of all grades, boy's
double spied boots nnd.shoos or allltlnds, men',
gloye kid Ha moral shoes.men's. women's, boys',
and misses' lastluBiialters, women's glove Vld
1 oii.li very flue,woiuen'. morocco llalnoral. and
cair shoos, women's very Una kid buttoned gait
ers. In short boots ol all descriptions both peg
ged and sewed.
lie would also call attention to his fine assort
mout or
HATS, CAIH. KUItS AND NOTIONS,
which comprises all tho new and populai varl
etiesat prloeswhlchcanuotralltosultall. These
goods are oaered nt the lowest cosh rates and
will be guaranteed to give satlsractlonr A call
Is solicited berora purcliaslng elsewhere as Itli
than atany other plaos In th.oounty. ,u'uu
LEomce!' lblank, lor taI ttt " C01.VMUIAN
PA."
Dry Goods & Groceries.
G
RAND OPENING
UltANI) Ol'ENINU
UHAND Ol'ENINU
UltANI) Ul'ENINU
UHAND Ol'ENINU
Or
FALTj AND WINTEll GOODS,
FALL ANU WINTEll UOUDM,
FAI.Ii AND WINTEH U0O1IS
KAI.Ij AND WINTEll GOODS
FALIj AND WINTEll UOODHV
consisting ot
consisting of
consisting of
consisting of
consisting of
nnr goods,
DHY GOODS,
DHY GOODS,
DHY GOODS
DHY GOODS,
HATS AND CArs,
HATS AND CAPS
HATS AND CAI-S
II ATS AND CAl-H,
HATS AND CA1-H,
riOOTS AND SHOES,
HOOTS AND HHOm,
HOOTS AND SHOES,
HOOTS AND SHOES,
HOOTS AND SHOES;
rtEATTY-MADK CLOTHING,
ItKADY-MADB CLOTHING
HEADY-MADE CLOTHING,
, HEAIIV-MADK CLOTHING
HEADY-MADE CIiOTHIIO,
LOOKING-GLASSES,
liOOKING-UliAKHI'4,
LOO K I N U-O L AHH EH!
LOOItiNll-OLAMSIX.
LOOKING-GLASSES,
NOTIONS,
NOTIONS,
NOTIONS,
NOTIONS,
NOTIONS.
l'AINTS AND OI1.H,
-I'AINTS ANJ) OILS,
IAINTS AND OILS
l'AINTS AND- OILS
l'AINTS AND OILS,
GKOCEHIES,
GHOCEUIEH,
GltOUEHIES,
GHOUEIUES,
OliOCERlES,
tlUEENSWAKE
(IIIEENSWAIIE,
UUEENSWAltE
ttUEUNSWAUE,
tlUEENBWAHL'
HAItDWAItn,
IIAUDWAItE,
HAKDWAKE,
IIAUDWAItE,
IIAUDWAItE,
TINWAItE,
TINWAIIE
TINWAItE
TINWAIIE,
TINWAItE,
SALT,
SALT
SALT
HALT,
HALT,
FISH,
I'lHIl
1'IHII,
KITH
FIH1I,
OKAI I AND HEEDS,
GHALi AND HEEDS,
OltAIN AND HEEDS,
GHAIN AND SEEDS, .
GIIAIN AND SEEDS,
Ac.
Ac,
AT
McKELVY, NEAIj
McKELVY, NEAI,
McKF.IiVY NEAL
A CO.'H,
& CO.'S,
& CO.'H.
ft CO.'H.
A CO.'H.
McKELVY, NEAL
McKELVY NEAL
Northwest corner nt Malnnr.il Mnrlret Hlrerta.
Worthwest corner of Main and Market Htrects,
Northwest corner of Main and Market Htreets,
Northwest corner of Main nnd Mnrkot Streets,
Northwest corner or Main and Market Street,
nLOOMSIWIlQ, I'A
HLOO.MMIItmO I'A
HLOOMHIUIIIO, I'A.,
HLOO.MHI1UIIO PA,
IILOOMSIIUHU, PA.
I HON AND NAILS.
IHON AND NAII,
I HON AND NAILS
I HON AND NAILS,
IHON AND NAILS,
In large qnanlllloa and at reduced rats. alway
on uand.
Jan l'7I
UY THE 11 EST.
Hill RED LION BRAND,
BXtACK Air aoa
la superior lo all others In color, quality and
prli o j to be found only at
M. P. LUTZ'S
Dealer In Dry Goods nnil Notions, In llrowcr's
now building next lo tho Court House, Mnlu
Hired, llloomsburg, Pa, mayl3'70-tf.
!yILLER'S STORE.
KHEHH ARRIVAL OF
HUMMER GOODS.
Too subscriber has lust returned from the cities
with another large and select assortment of
FALL AUD WINTER GOODS,
purchasod In Now York and Philadelphia at the
owosl flgnre, aud which ho Is determined to sell
on as moderate terms ns can bo procured else
whero In Bloomsburg. His stock comprises
LADIES' DRESS GOODS
of the choicest styles nnd latest fashions, together
with a large ;assortment of Dry Goods and Gro
ceries, consisting of tho following i rtlclcs
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
oths,
Oassltnerfs,
Huawls,
Flaunels,
Bilks,
While Goods,
Linens,
Hoop Skirts,
Muslins,
Hollowwaru
Cedarwaro
Queenswaro, Hard an
liootg and Shoos,
Hats and Caps
Hoop Not,
Umbrellas,
Looking. uloiHej,
Tobacco,
Coffee,
Sugars,
Teas,
Ittcc,
Allspice,
Ginger,
Cinnamon,
Nutmegs,
AND NOTIONS GENERALLY.
In .tort, everything usually kept In country
stores, to which ne Invites tho attontlon or- Iho
publlo generally. The hlchest price will be raid
for coon try produce In exchaugo for goods.
n. Jt. Mii-TiC" ix nurt.
Arcade Buildings, Bloomsburg, Pa,
Jan 171
Q 0. M A R R
have Just received from tho eastern markets n
large and well selected stock or
DRY GOODS,
CONSISTING or
Cussliuers,
Joans,
llcst bleached &
llrown Muslins,
Calicoes,
Tickings,
Table Linens,
Cotton Jt
All wool flannels,
do., &c.t
JJ
A'good stock of
Ladles dress goods,
Latest styles A patterns.
Spites orall kinds,
Good stock groecrles,
t Q,uceusware,
Stoneware,
Wood & willow ware,
Flour A Chop,
Also Kitchen Crystal Soap for cleaning Tin,
Ilraas.iic. All goods sold cheap for cash or pro.
duce.
lie would call th. attention of buyer, to his
well and carefully selected assortment which
comprises everything usually kept In the coun
try, fueling confident that he can .ell them
good, at such prions as will ensure satisfaction,
Jau 171-tf O, C, MARK.
Misoollnnoonrj.
Q. Ii O 1) B MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
or
NEW YORK.
IH07 Freeman, President, H, 0. Freeman, Seo
Cash capital over 12,000,000, nil paid,
J. 13. ROBISON, IJLOOMSUUlia, PA
GENERAL AGENT,
For Luscrne, Lycoming and Columbia
counties.
Aug.2O,'05-ly.
JAcon K, Smith. J, 11. Hcltzir
gMITH & SELTZER,
Importers nnd Dealers In Foreign and Domcsla
II A R I) W A R E,
OBNB, OUTLERY, &C,
SO. 409 W, THIRD STRKICT, An.CAt,t.0WHILI
PHILADELPHIA.
Jan 17117
jpiRST NATIONAL
WHITE LEAD,
HKSV, 1'UItr.ST. AND CHEAPEST I
BATISrACTlOSOtTAnANTtri) I
For Whiteness. DiirnMtlti- ntl nrinin
cv. It has no eoiml.
nom Drui ueaiersin mints throughout
DARKER, MOORE & MEIN,
BUCCKSSOIIS TO
T. MORRIS PEROT & CO.
Solo Proprietors, Phllndclphla, rn.,
Uiiilcis In nil kinds or
DRUGS, OILS, PAINTH, GLASS,
PVKHTUrr.", AC, AC.
CAUTION.-Owlng to Iho popularity ol
out-"Urst Natlonul While Lrnil," other li
parlies hnvo been Induced to oiler n spu-
rlousnrttcleULdertlicsamename. There- . .
roro llcwnro of CoutitcrK.lt. llieceiiu- X
luo Is put up in exltn heavy tin pnint
pots. Willi tmtrlit tiKtnltli.
wn
ro tiandles,
and the untuoot
BARKEIt, IIOOIUC A MEIN, P
On each label.
For Bale ty
nmr2V70-ly,
AioYnn lmoTiniitw,
lllociiowburg.
QAKIUAGE MANUFAOTOUY,
Bloombburg, Ta.
M. C. SLOAN & UP.OT1IKU
Havo on liaml and for pnlo at tho most rear.ona
blo rates u BplcuUid block or
cAimiAons, Buouins,
and every description of Wagons both
PLAIN AND PANCY
warranted to bo mado of tho best nnd most dur
ablo matcrlalM. nud by tbo most experienced
workmen. Ail work Rent out from tlio eht.ib
1 Uli m tut will bo round to booftlio hlplieht cIiish
amtfiuretoKlvo jierfect hatlsfuction. 'llieyliao
also n lino assortment or
8 h U I a II 8
of all tbo nowest nnt most Innhlonablo ptylcn
well aud carefully mail 4j,f tho bent inntt r
Aulnspection of tlielr work 1 iukcd n 111
believed that nouo biiperlor can bo found In the
country, J.tu 171
F
AUMEltS! EXAMINE AND 11UY
T IIK ORIGINAL
llAUOIPH 11EINO
i First Haw Hose rnosniATR
All others nro Imitation.
It A U Q II ' B
RAW IIONK
PHOSPHATE
,fnf.nE MARK
SUPER
OP LIME.
ii-
FALL,
mm
1870.
Tlild Manure la made of Haw or Unburued
llnue, rich lu Nitrogenous matter. tlUftolvt-d In
Ull nf vitriol. iiroKMitliifr tho ltrinn Phoxnhnto in
n highly fiolublnand quickly avallablo furm.niul
mo Ammonia in hucu proportion un io inuro u
prompt and vigorous actlou upon the crops.
Whero llaugh's Pliosphnto was applied tlio
past (season, tbe Indications, without exception
nro that It will maintain Its well earned n-pimu
tlon. We request all In need of n Fertilizer to
glvo this article a trial.
BAUail & SONS,
llANUrACTURF.RS,
Ojtjce No 20 s. Selawnro Avenue,
PHILADELPHIA.
15'70-tr.
JLOOMSIJURQ
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL
AND
LITEIIAIIV AND COMMERCIAL INSTITUTE,
This Institution ofTers Rood opportunities In
every department of Lltcmturo and Hclence, lu
addition to tho Excellent Normal Kchooli 'Inches,
have practlco In thousoof HurveyliiKitud Engin
eering lli.truinenls lu tlio Held ami mine, umler
tho Instruction or the most competent Profoscor,
Tho faculty aim to I o very thorough lu their In
struction und to look carefully alier tho health,
manners nud morals or ihebttitlonts,
Tho rules nnd regulations or tho school nro
such as to command tbo respect or tbu stuiUnts
nnd cotiseiiueutly not many leol that they can
ollonl to violate laws which aro calculated tu
prnmnlo their success and hupplnoss. The Mus
ical Department u Holds ns good opportunities
as can bo found In nny of tho largo cities alul ut
much less cxpeuse.
Hprlrg term commences April 3d, 1S71.
l-'or further partlvulais, address
John U, fitELZK, Esu , Aee'j, or
L. it. ltui'nnT, J'res't. or
HENItY CAUVEll, A. SI., Principal.
llloomsburg, Jau. 1J, Il-(im.
Hotels.
T
HE ESPY HOTEL.
ESPY, COLUMBIA COUNTY. TA.
The undersigned would Inform tho travelling
publlo 1 hut he has tukcu tho above named estab
lishment and thoroughly related the samo lur
tho perfect convenience of hlsguests. Ills larder
will bo stocked with the best the market uunrils.
Tho choicest liquors, wines and clgarsalways to
bo found lu his bar.
. ,. WILLIAM PETTIT.
Jta I'M Espy, Pa.
JIUOK HOTEL, .
OHANGEV1LLE, COLUM1UA COUNTY, PA,
ROHR M'HKNRY, Proprietor.
This well known House, having been put lu
thorough lepuir, Is uow open lo tho tiavelllug
public The bar Is slocked with the choicest
liquors and clgars.andlhe table will be, at ull
tlmcs.supplled with Iho delicacies of tho hotiMin,
No pains will be spared to lusure tho comrort ol
guests.
Orungovlllo, Jan. I,lf71.
MONTOUR HOUSE
IIUI'EUT, PA,
WILLIAM HU'ILEH, Proprietor,
This Ilousohavlug been put In thorough repair
Is now open fer the reception of guests. No
pains will bo spared to ensure tbe perfect com-
Iiirt nf Hie travelers. Tile Prnnrlfnr ui,liiltu il
sharo of publlo patronage. The bar will Lo
stocked at all times with lino llipiors and clgatt.
"gENTON HOTEL.
W. P. PIATT, Proprietor,
BENTON, COLUM11IA COUNTY, TA.
Tills well knourn Tlnii.n bnvlni liKnn nut 111
thorough repair Isnowopeu for tho roceptlou of
visitors. Nu nuliis have been snared to ensure
the perfect comfort of guists. The proprietor
also runs a Singe horn tho Hotel to Uloomsburg
and Inlcrmodluto points on Tuesday, Thurwliiv
and Saturday or each week, Jan l'lb7!
JOB "
PRINTING
Neatly eieouled at Ibis omre,
14LAN1C DEEDH Just printed aud fur salo at tho
AJ V
Coluuuian OUlce.