Bellefonte, Pa., July 11, 1913. | A corporal having given an order, one of the men seemed disinclined to obey, when, after having rebuked him | sharply, he shouted in angry tomes: “It's a good job for you, me lad, that 1 can't spell ‘insubordination’ or I'd shove you in the ‘clink’ (guard-room) sharp.”"—London Weekly Telegraph. Personal Investigation. An old woman walked into a bank counted it . She then marched up to teller, and exclaimed: “Ay, that'll ma man; jist pit it back again. wanted to see If it was a’ richt."—Dundee News. To Illustrate. furnished to the youthful sutograph flend who wrote to one of the world's richest men, asking for an “auto graph sentiment” and inclosing a two- cent stamp for his reply. Over his opulency’s signature came the prompt response—on a post card: “A penny saved is a penny earned.”"—Lippin- cott's. Truth In Old Adage. In children the training of the senses, so necessary, is for the most part unconscious and self-attained, as in games, yet the science of psy- chology has invented tests to aid such training of the senses. There seems to be a lot of truth in the old saying: “Do not believe all you see, nor half you hear.” Try This on Grease Spots. For very bad grease spots ou ths front of a cotton dress sprinkle plenti- fully with finely prepared starch and cover it with brown paper. Iron fit with a hot iron for a few minutes, then wash it in the usual way in warm soapsuds; no trace of the grease re- mains, Sisters in Triple Wedding. A triple wedding ceremony took place recently in Restalslg Parish church, near Edinburgh, Scotland. The three brides were sisters, and they were all dressed alike in white silk crepon, with picture hats. They were given away by the father of one of the bridegrooms. Such Are Great Men. Great men are the fire-pillars in this great pilgrimage of mankind; they stand as heavenly signs, ever-living witnesses of what has been, prophetic tokens of what may still be, the re vealed, embodied possibilities of hu- man nature.—Thomas Carlyle. Cure for Seasickness. A passenger on a German steamer after trying various remedies for sea- sickness, at a pancake with (German) cranberries, and found himself prompt- iy cured. All the steamers of that line now have “Pfannkuchen mit Preisselbeeren” on their menu. Deuteronomy, Pastor—"Is it not a wonderful thought, my dear Mr. Jones, that even the hairs of your head are number ed?” Cynical Old Bachelor (with a rueful glance in the mirror)—“Oh, I don’t know. I could count ‘em my- self.”"—Judge. Prices In Seville. Roses are 18 cents a dozen in mid- winter in Seville. The cost of theater tickets is not usually more than 42 cents. But railway travel for short distances costs nearly four cents a mile. Their Endless Wrangle, The Doctor—“Natural endowment goes a great way, I grant you, but it takes education to make a man of parts.” The Professor—“Yes, but monkeying with a buzzsaw will do it ” quicker. Their lll Success. Chicago doctor opines that the aver age woman loves a cave man. But : line.” Titman. WINNING OF A MA What Happened When a Rea! Man Entered Upon Winona’s Horizon. By HARMONY WELLER. Winona sighed deeply. She felt that her reasons for sighing were many and good. In the first place Winona firmly be- lieved that the numerous suitors for her hand were merely after her money. | She had not stopped to realize that eyes were gloriously blue and her a shining mass of copper, nor did know that her character was lov- and her mentality above the aver All she reckoned on was the that her her hair she able age. fact money her from manifesting her talent. Wi nona had taken a course in interior decorating and in her heart she felt that she would reach supreme heights of happiness if she were allowed to dab paints on the walls of adorable little bungalows. she sighed deepest—over the fact that a real man, the kind that would take her heart and life by storm, had failed to appear on her horizon. “Perhaps 1 am just naturally hard to please,” she reasoned, “but 1 simply cannot love a man who idles about in a steam yacht or touring car all day and who haunts the cabaret restau- rants by night.” A tear squeezed itself from beneath Winona's lashes; then a second and third. After that her head went for- ward and she wept out her unhappi- ness on the Irish lace that covered her sofa pillows. Her father coming in found her curled up like a kitten and with tears streaming down her lovely cheeks. “Winny!” he cried, and took her into his arms. “lI am just terribly unhappy,” she smiled at him through her tears, “I want a long brown painting apron and brushes and paints—and—and some- thing to paint!” “Bless my soul, child—you can have an entire shop if you want it. As for something to paint, I can give you a contract that will tax even your clever schemes for decorating.” Winona smiled imto her father’s eyes. “Tell me quickly!” she demanded. “1 will be so happy you won't know me—if I can just be a working person for once.” “l have seen an architect today about putting up a dozen bungalows on the West Park road. ! want them to be little gems along the drive and the young chap I have chosen has ideas that I like. Now you and he can get together—that is if you can without actually coming to blows,” he ended with a laugh. “lI am not sure that I would let him know that you are my daughter,” he added; “he might be inclined to give way to you— though Davenport doesn't seem like the man who would give in much to anybody.” Winona pouted, then hugged her father. Her cheeks were free of tears and her eyes sparkling. “I love the idea! I shall go straight away and get a plain frock such as a working artist would have. You are a dear!” she cried excitedly and hugged him again. When Winona met John Davenport she was not sure that they would avoid the blows that her father had laughingly suggested. The young architect had looked at her in a more or less supercilious manner when he had learned that he, in a way, was to work with her. “He is evidently one of those unil- lumined men who think that anything feminine belongs seated at the side of a sewing basket. I will show him!" she decided and Davenport fell to wondering why the girl's blue eyes had narrowed in so peculiar a manner. That was but the first of his won- dering. From the moment he and Winona began to talk actual business. he was kept in a state of continual “She is a clever artist,” he told him- self often when some particular bit of designing was discussed. “And after all—the feminine mind should know more about a home than the mascu- Had Winona realized the praise that | Davenport was giving her in his mind most of them have to be content with | flat dwellers. Daily Thought. There are two elements that go to the composition of friendship—truth and tenderness.—Emerson. New idea in Penal Reform. Chocolate and music have been in- troduced into a Swiss prison, with the idea of reforming the inmates. Strong Yeast Germs. The germs which make yeast are stronger alcohol than any other yeast. Staple Industry of France. Nearly half the population of is engaged in agricultural pursuits. she would have been even happier in was beginning to feel that "a real man had entered upon her i horizon. Notwithstanding her first impression she knew now that Jokn Davenport was a man whom any girl could be |’ proud of winning. The close compan- ~ lonship and exchange of ideas gave . her ample time to know him as she i E known no other man. He would never idle away his days on yachts and motor and Winona smiled when the feminine voice went on. “The dec srations appeal to me most. Could we take this one or has it been sold?” “No—it is the last but one to go. ! think we could be very happy here—it Is just big enough for you and me, mn't it? 1 will make arrangements for the purchase this afternoon.” He turned suddenly and sprang into the next room. A crash had sent the red blood out of his cheeks. “Winona!” he cried and picked the girl up. She had toppled from her ladder and lay white and still in his arms. Fortunately she had fainted before falling and the limpness of her body had prevented serious injury. “Ob-h,” she sighed, and opened her eyes wonderingly. i Davenport's arms tightened about her and Winona felt him tremble. | *“Tell me, dear—are you hurt?” he questioned tenderly. He glanced quickly up at the other woman who stood beside him. “Mother,” he said, 1 “I want you to know the girl I love—I ' have told you so much about her.” Winona drew a long breath and her heart took up the beat where it had | left off when she thought her architect kad been speaking to his future wife. | Later on, when they had decided , upon an early wedding, Winona looked up at Davenport with rather fright | eyes. “But | have stacks and stacks of money,” she satd and waited fearfully : for his wrath. | “So have I, sweetheart,” he laughed, “more than I can in any way take | care of. So let's forget it and just | be happy.” | “We won't have much trouble doing | that—will we?” Winona sighed hap y. { “Is this the way you two build bun- | | galows?” asked Winona's father, who | stood In the doorway. | “Yes,” and we are going to build one more,” John Davenport said. | (Copyright, 1913, by the McClure News- paper Syndicate.) | MOST FICKLE OF ALL GEMS | Opals Readily Affected By Changes of Temperature, and This Has Brought Them Ili Favor. ple to regard opals with awe as the cause of ill luck, and even death, is | erably in use in Venice during the plague and it was noticed there in the hospitals that before death the stone would sometimes brighten upon the victim's finger. It never seemed to occur to the people that the illness could produce a glow of color. They casioned the illness. As a matter of fact, opals are af fected by heat, even by that of the hand, and the fever, being at its height just before death, caused the ness. This confirmed the superstition, and to this day there are sane and able bodied people who believe that a chip of this stone in the house can cause calamities. Probably another reason for the dis- trust excited in opals is the fact that they change and lose their color. That is due to the softness and porousness of the material, and its capacity both for absorbing water and of parting with what it has, one of which tends to make it dull and the other chalky and opaque. They have been known to be carefully cut and laid away, and upon opening the paper had crumbled into dust within a few weeks. A species of opal known as the hydrophane, found in small quantities lately In Colorado, has wonderful powers of absorption. In its usual state it is of a yellowish, waxy tint, but when water is dropped upon it the tint passes slowly away, and from being translucent it becomes trans parent. On exposure to the air the water evaporates in an hour, leaving the stone as it was before. All Serve the Fatalist. Three students of philosophy sat on top of a high hill mist, one an optimist and the third had not declared himself. The superstition which causes peo | due to a peculiar observation made | many years ago. Opals were consid: | took it for granted that the stone oC | colors to shine with unwonted clear | One was a pessi When the first two were warmly t a fortune of $50,- | ed health in to buy dia- — o - extravagance there is no medicine so good as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It strengthens the stomach, purifies the blood and gives strength to every nerve and muscle of | the body. —For high class Job Work come to Office. ! Our friend immediately marched i toa ! “I want ’ “Very sorry,” replied the shopman; . “we have not got ‘The Howling Sea.’ but we can do you ‘Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep.'” ‘ Getting to the Front i The man who wishes to get to the front must not spend too much time turning to see what the men back of him are doing. : Jeliyfish Defined. “The jellyfish,” according to the definition given by the Star Boarder “is only a bass with a judicial temper ament.” The Friend in Need. The man who is willing to share his last dollar with a friend can always find the friend, without much hunt ing, Fragile Kids. | There is a higa >ate of infant mor ' tality among children of the imagina , tion.—Life. 3 Hood's Sarses ps rilla. ‘Knees Became Stiff FIVE YEARS OF SEVERE RHEUMATISM. | The cure of Henry J. Goldstein, 14 Bar- | ton Boston, Mass., is another vic- tory by Hood's Sarsaparilla. | medicine has suc in many cases w others have utterly failed. Mr. | says: “1 suff from rheumat | years, it kept me from | excruciating pain. My knees would become as stiff as steel. I tried many medicines | without relief, took Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon i felt batter, and now consider myself entirely | cured.” { Remember there is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to buy any preparation said to be “just as good” you may be sure it is inferior, costs less to make, a Zils the dealer a larger profit. et it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. 58.27 five ca sn——— Amusement. A Summer Festival { INFORMATION INSPIRATION ¢ ENTERTAINMENT 31 EVENTS "200 Buy a SeasonTicket sss. Bellefonte, July 17-23 Waverly Oils. 5 cent package Household WAX For Preserving, Laundry, Etc. ASK YOUR GROCER WAVERLY OIL WORKS "CO. discussing their opposing theories of life, a sudden gust of wind simultane- ously lifted off three hats and sent them bowling down the hill. The pessimist and the optimist gave chase, but their companion remained calmly sitting on top of the hill and watched the others running after the hats. Presently each procured his own hat and the optimist picked up also that of the third man. Then they panted back up the hill. “Whew!” gasped the optimist, as he handed over the hat to him who Windlass Extension LADDER nemesis er RR mas) With Heavy Mal- leable Iron Auto- matic Hooks. ————————————————————— es — ——" gained from the fact that nearly four 1 THERE is not a engaged in some kind of industrial | § the market. Se- work. Twenty-six well equipped trade lected pine used in gctiools have bous. estabiisbed in Me- sass; 4 =u nila and various provinces, there Shaigh dried is a college of agriculture at Los rst hickory has been added to the University of more than regular the Philippines—American Industries. width of ladder. 24, 32, 34, 36,38 and 40 Wireless Message Carried Far, extended lengths a . A wislom) oisie sat out by 4 operator in Persia recently was heard a? distinctly on a ship near Melbourne, Olewine’s more than 5,200 miles distant HERE IT I5 Our Regular Summer Reduction Sale starts Saturday, July 12th, and lasts just two weeks, ending Saturday, July 26th. For the Next Two Weeks you can buv any Suit or any pair of Trousers in our store---posi- tively none reserved---at a re- duction of 25 per cent. One-Fourth Off The Regular Price. You know what a sale at the Fauble store means, you know it’s Honest, you know you can't go wrong at Fauble’s. FAUBLE’S The Pennsylvania State College. The : Pennsylvania : State : College EDWIN ERLE SPARKS, Ph.D., L.L. D., PRESIDENT. 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