— Srna | ee ————— Bellefonte, Pa., February 14, 1913. EE ———————————————— Warfare that Ended Most Unexpectedly. “Bggs again? It was a query, an accusation and a protest. “Yep,” sald Tommy Thomas. “Why ‘not? There's more nourishment in a ‘soft-boiled—" “Feather bed,” interrupted his chum. “Truth is, you're too lasy to cook any- thing else.” “Ooooh, you tell whops! And what, Mr. Simian Wellington, did YOU cook last week?” , Simeon was obliged to take the de- fensive. av, ut] Sant Patnbol : corner of the room, It was an anclent trick, aimost 88 | old gs the Columbus stunt, and Tomi: my knew he could not hope to break the egg in that position with the cir cular weapon. But he betrayed no chagrin. He calmly picked up a poker |: as well as the stove-lid, and proceeded |: to pry away the partitions forming began Sim, fearsome for bill. Then a brilliant jdea bumped him. A moist, warm, soft-boiled egg struck Tommy on his pet cowlick and the effluvium began to cascade into his collar, thence to the back of his vest. ‘ And the battle was on. Tommy Jumped to the table and com ‘mandeered the plate of cooked eggs. Bim rifled the cupboard of the half- bagful of raw ones. Only a baseball reporter could adequately deal with the doings of those eggs thereafter. Presently Sim retreated—or Tommy thought he did. He ran downstairs pursued by a “Yah, squealer, come again!” from the apparent victor. On the first floor was a grocers shop. A sign read: eevee sess FRESH RANCH EGGS, 85¢ doz. Sere ssensnnne cee “Gimme two dozen eggs,” cried Sim. “Charge it to Mr. Thomas, as usual.” Ustairs he ‘galloped and began a fusillade from the doorway. Poor Tommy dodged behind the bed. Sim entered and pursued him from his hid- ing place, punctuating his howls with fresh ranch eggs. Tommy now fled, but grabbed the door key as he ran. Sim understood. Tommy was com- ing back with ammunition. He moved bed, oil stove and table against the The next one decorated his shirt i558 HH £5 1 Whizz! Pflosh! An egg cleaving the air and finding its mark. “Got ye, did I?” yelled Sim, tri umphantly, emerging from the ram part with another egg ready for the throw. “Have another?” lady's, either. The too-eager stified the scream. vos sputtering eggshells with every sylla- ble. “I called to tell you your aunt— but I won't.” ~ And the , pretty and all that—flounced down the stairs. : + It was Sim's sweetheart. But Sim didn’t feel like calling her back. “Polly!” gasped the gallant warrior in awe. bags probably coming to see me this very day!” Ng ok oes yg : “And auntie of the money |‘ SAVES LIFE OF BOY; WANTS HERO MEDAL —— Yet Cleveland Lad Would Take “Three Bucks” or Life Sav- er’s Job Instead. Cleveland, O.—"Here's my chance | to be a hero and get a Carnegie med- al” said Frank Patterson, twelve years old, as he threw off his coat, jumped into the Cuyahoga river at the foot of Main avenue and saved four-year-old | Willie King from drowning the oth- er afternoon. Instead of hurrying home to change | his clothes after making the rescue, Frank ran to the West Twenty-ninth ' street station and notified Sergeant O'Donahue of the accident, “You're a brave lad,” was O'Dona- hue's comment, ' “It's a cinch I'm a brave kid, all right, but Nhsrus my arog med- = , Saved FourYearOld Willle King. al?” Frank answered with chattering teeth. “Don’t I get it?” O'Donahue then explained that he would notify the Carnegie hero medal commission and advised the boy to hasten home. “Well, don’t I even get three bucks for it?” ank asked. “I understand when a kid saves another kid he gets three bucks. How about jy m tell you what, “You can keep the medal and the dough if you fix it up for me to be a regular life-saver, I always wanted to be a life-saver. I'm a good swime mer,” he added as he left, With several companions the King boy was playing on a sand scow tied to the Sycamore slip when he lost his balance and fell overboard, Frank leaped from the scow and pushed the boy aboard. Woman Retallates for Arrest Chastisement Before Durango, Colo.,, Pedestrians, Durango, Colo.~The pedestrians on the main street of this city, late the other afternoon, were entertained with a horsewhipping affair when former Deputy Shesmiff Frank Wilker son of La Plata county received a beating at the hands of Mrs. A. Webb, a former resident of Animas City, but now of the Fort Lewis Mesa nea: this city. Wilkerson had the woman arrested on the eharge of having stolen some implements and clothes. Mrs. Webb by 3g 852 1] g g 28% J 8 2 MATRON LASHES A SHERIFF. ONE TRUTHFUL AMERICAN. The incumbent of an old church in Wales asked a party of Americans to E a : | woe for? “Iss, sir. 'E was remarkable "cos ’e | was a 'Merican an’ told the truth.”— Youth's Companion. “When some one asked Mrs. Biffers #f there were any wicked little boys in her neighborhood she sald there were four.” “How many little boys live in her neighborhood 7” “Five, but one of them is named Bobby Biffers.” ga. | The Bouble Shake. “Are you aware that merely - ‘ hands a person can acsumu- 1a his 8,000,000,000 deadly or disagreeable germs?” “No, I was not aware of that, but the next time I meet Janice I expect to accumulate 6,000,000,000 deadly or disagreeable germs.” - " Ww. Tiger. One of the came up to be named. “BEr—tiger!” announced Adam. “Princeton, Tammany or Detroit?" clamored the reporters, who were, of course, present. Whereupon the first father perceived that he had a task of delicacy cut out out for him.—Puck. I ———————————— improving His Looks. Bacon—Besides the usual burglar alarms that protect bank vaults, a i ] | snapshot camera has been introduced. | Automatically it will take the bur | glar's picture as he looked while in the act. Egbert—What's the matter with | having a phonograph attachment ask- | ing him to look pleasant? Couldnt Afford to Then. Scribbler—It took gue Dearly write years to learn that I co poetry. : Friend—Gave it up then, did you? Scribbler—Oh, no. By that time I had a reputation.—Puck. - A tree in the orchard begins to droop, its leaves bogie to wither. There's no apparent injury to the tree, no visible a OF to Tt tue Tree eeps on failing, At armer digs around it to loosen the soil at the roots, and in he comes on a t, flat stone, which had cut the tree off from proper nourishment. When the stone is taken away the tree Beauty ana strengtl roop sometimes. There's no cause. They take care of SS. Parent in spite of all they droop daily. They be- gin to think the cause must be within them and hidden. 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Larger or EE EE = ire Insurance Rice—If you enjoy a dish of fine Rice, try our fancy white flinty whole-grain goods. SArLMoN—Canned Salmon at 10c, 15¢, 20c and 25¢c. Canned Corn at V.| 3 for 25¢; 10c; 2 for 25¢, and fancy Maine Corn at 15c. CANNED Fruirs—In Canned Fruits we have Peachesat 18c, 25¢, 3oc and 35¢. Apricots at 25¢ and 3oc. Pineapples at 10c, 25¢ and 30oc. White Cherries 25¢ and 3oc. CorrErs—Our line of Coffees is fully up to the usual standard, at 25¢, 28¢, 3oc, 35c and 4oc per lb. We guarantee to give you better value than you get elsewhere at the same price. OrANGEs—California Navals and Indian River Florida Oranges, Grape Fruit, Lemons, Bananas. EvAPoRATED Fruir—New crop California Apricots at 16¢, 20c and 25¢ per 1b. SECHLER & Bush House Block, - - Monev to Loan. —_— ene —| TO LOAN on good security and ILM Sl-iély. Pa. CURTIS Y. WAGNER, BROCKERHOFF MILLS, BELLEFONTE, PA. Manufacturer, Wholesaler and Retailer of Roller Flour Feed Corn Meal guarantee that our prices and goods HAVE BEEN RIGHT and always give satisfaction. Our goods in Robes, Blankets and Har- ness is at the present time the Larg- est that has ever been placed upon a Bellefonte market. You will miss it if you should fail to call and see us, and examine our large stock, and get our prices, as the Tariff is off. This is to your advantage, [After Forty-two Years of Honest Dealing we have earned a place in the public confidence unquestion- ed. i eu ty to Fou Re re. James Schofield, wil 5. SENLON, Pa SpringStreet 553 Bellefonte, Pa Groceries. SECHLER & COMPANY. UNPARED PEACHES—At 12c, 15c and 18c per Ib. Fancy peeled Peaches at 35c per 1b. BuckwHEAT—Buckwheat Flour (guaranteed all buckwheat.) Pre- pared self-raising buckwheat flour. Nurs—Fine, bright, new Cali- fornia Walnuts, Almonds, Pecans, Brazil Nuts, Filberts, Italian Chest- nuts and Mixed Nuts. Fancy EVAPORATED CORN—AL 25c per Ib. This is something es- pecially fine and less expensive than a good grade of canned corn. Tras, Erc—We carry a large line of fine Teas, Pure Spices in bulk; we handle no age spices Burnett's and Knight's flavorings, Fine Lucca Table Oil, C. & B. Pickles, Pure Maple Syrup and Sugar, Raisins, Sauces, Ketchups, and the finest Cream Cheese ever sold in Bellefonte. COMPANY, 57-1 Bellefonte Pa., Lime and Crushed Limestone. We are the imestone and Lime for all purposes. AMERICAN LIME & 583-ly Increase Your Crops Lime is the life of the soil. USEICENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA LIME Some Farmers have actually doubled their crops by use of “H. 0.” lime Drill it for quick results. If you are not getting results use “H. 0.” lime Manufacturers of Lime in Pennsylvania. Ground Works st Bellefonte, Frankstown, Spring Meadows, Tyrone Forger and Union Furnace. Write for literature on lime. STONE COMPANY. Offices at TYRONE, PA. L p— Nh i H* BSR SE EE Ee EERE Life Manutactures and has on hand at al times the | & enirued to Hi and WHITE STAR "A Ep mo I OUR BEST Automobile Insurance HIGH GRADE Physicians. VICTORY. PATENT |=—rrrorwc-cko—————= ya. FANCY PATENT J GLENN M.D ivan so Ste Both Telephones 5627.y BELLEFONTE, PA The only place in the county : qounly where Sl a Dentists. JOHN F. GRAY & SON, SPRAY D*! RR Semin Fire, can be Secure ad feed of & jilonat Stack Pood | ing teeth, 5 Sa EERE Lifes | eihlkinds o Gran bough at theo Flor HW TATE, = Actident Insyiaties. pr wor i SARA aw As in te 4119 MILL AT ROOPBSURG. Em not fail to usa ion to write —— URANT. ETE Ed Age . Saddlery. re Office in TE ore, | vera where hin BELLEFONTE. PA. Meals are Seiad at All Hours Harness Blankets & | pos com Sr The Preferred T 1H. Robes Boars Accident Fors, Insurance You are safe when you deal with SELTZER SYPHONS, ETC.. us——42 years in one store room is a s, families and the public gener LE C ARE oaty. High St, Bellefonte, Pg, pe—. Plumbing. Good Health Good Plumbing GO TOGETHER. + When you Be So My poisonos s; your system becomes ono Bo URE to come. SANITARY PLUMBING is the kind It's the Sush 5 Rave. We don't {rut Ay LL Our Material and Fixtures are the Best Not a cheap or article in our A i le Prices are lower than many who give you work and thelowest grade of Gnibings Saari ARCHIBALD ALLISON, Bush 56141v. Pa Coal and Wood. EDWARD K. RHOADS Merchant, and Dealer in ANTHRACITE arp BITUMINOUS COALS CORN EARS, SHELLED CORN, OATS and other grains. Builders’ and Plasterers’ Sand. KINDLING WOOD by the bunch or cord as mav suit purchasers, respectfully solicits the patronage of his friends and the public, at his Coal Yards near the Pennsylvania Passenger Station Telephone Call: {GCs iil omg Meat Market. Get the Best Meats. EL ep Sng po. tn LARGEST AND FATTEST CATTLE I always have «= DRESSED POULTRY — Game in season, and any kinds of good P. L. BEEZER, High Street. 34-34-1y. Ballefoate, Pa... 1618
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