Brwoaiicmax Bellefonte, Pa., September 8, 1911.9 i a record of the use of this imple- upon Mr. Tomkins, who was ing comfortably in the corner of pew when Allen “thrust his staff behind Dame Ballard to give him a eel ‘Buss the woodchuck! he dreaming. as it seemed. that a woodchuck bad seized him and bit his hand.” Packed at Home. As the new district visitor looked at Mr. Leahy and noted his determined chin she had a momentary sensation of reluctance to question him, but she overcame it and began her appointed task. “Where do you deposit your wages, Mr. Leahy, if you've no objection to telling me?" she asked. *l1 am trying to interest the neighborhood in the ex- cellent People's bank, lately started.” “Sure, I'd as soon tell you as not.” said Mr. Leahy cheerfully. 'Tis tin dollars a week I earn. Whin I've paid the rint, the provision and grocery bills an’ the milkman an' bought what's needed for Cella an’ me an’ the five children 1 deposit the rist o the money in barr'is, ma'am. [I uses spgar barr'ls mostly. They're a bit larger and so holds more. But whin I can't get thim 1 make shift wid plain flour barr'ls.”—~Youth's Compan- | fon. Curious Forgetfulness. i It 1s difficult to combine the attri-| butes of the beau and the business | man, and the famous Lord Alvanley | did not attempt the task. Largely | as the result of that philosophy which | led him to cavil at a friend's weakness in “muddling away his fortune in par ing tradesmen’s bills,” he one du» found himself in financial difficulties and asked Charles Greville, the author of the “Journals,” to put his affairs in order. The two men—Mr. Lewis Melville describes the incident in “Some Eccentrics and a Woman" | spent a day over accounts, and Greville | found that the task he had undertaken | would not be so difficult as he had been | given to understand. His relief was| not long lived, however, for on the fol- | lowing morning he received a note! from Alvanley saying he had quite for . gotten a debt of £50.000. Objected to the Publicity. Man's instinctive and perfectly rea- sonable preference for reprimand de- | livered in private is illustrated by a | story told by Lieutenant General Sir William Butler, G. C. B., in his “Au-! toblography.” A general commanding at Aldershot | had been forcibly reprimanded by a! royal commander in chief. He openly | rebelled. ! “I don't mind being called a fool”! he sald, “if it pleases your royal high- ness to call me so, but { do mind being called a fool before your royal high- ness’ other fools,” sweeping his band toward the commander in chief's large and brilliant staff. Sympathetic. . “By ginger!” roared Blithers wrath- fully when his son informed him that he had flunked at college. “I'm blest if I know what to say. I"— “I sympathize with you, dad,” said Blithers, Jr., feelingly. “That's just the way it was with me when they asked me those blasted questions atex- amination!" —Harper's Weekly. i Wanted His Money's Worth. i Customer--I say, Mr. Barber, I don’t hear your scissors at work on my hair. Barber (apologetically)—There is very little hair on your head, sir. Customer --That makes no difference. I pay my money and I want you to rattle the scissors on the bald place just the same as if 1 had hair on it. i Never Again. : “Only once have I spoken crossly to | my wife” said a man to an intimate | friend. i “Indeed!” remarked the latter in some surprise. “Yes," said the first speaker, rather ambiguously: “once was quite enough for me.”—Exchange. : He Did. One day Andrew Lang, the author, asked Israel Zangwill, the author, to give his services for a charity bene | fit. | Zangwill replied in a note: “If A. Lang will 1. Zangwill.” A Sport For the Old. In most sports youth possesses all the advantages. Experience is often a poor match for youth and agility, but the stripling has no advantage over skillful age in fishing.—~Country Gentleman. Made It Warm. | “I got a cold supper when 1 went | home tonight. and you bet I kicked | about it.” ' “Did that do any good?” i “Well, my wife made it warm for | me. ! eight miles. | self.” {own your own home and’ not have to | ant) the idea succeeds.—Mark ’ s ¢ opinion on how to scar themselves ar- tistically. The natives are very fond of scars. and nearly all of them are covered with specimens which have resulted from self inflicted wounds which were kept open by frequent scratching or by the introduction of foreign substances like sand. bamboo. shells and so forth. The excrescence which results from the average vacci nation is scratched off at the proper time. and the resulting large scar is very dear to the native. A young islander whose face and body are a mass of cute, bruises and scars is con gidered the catch of the season by the dusky belles. They Couldn't Help It. During the American Invasion of Porto Rico. in the course of the war with Spain, General Tasker H. Bliss with his troops, was stationed near a village held by an overwhelming force of Spaniards. Orders were to keep his “eye peeled” and. if he heard any- thing suspicious, to fall back about Instead of this his men turned in one day and captured the village, chasing the Spaniards out. The next day the commander of the American forces came along to find Bliss sitting in front of the home of the chief man of the village. The com- mander asked him why he had attack- ' ed the Spanish force, when he knew ' that he was outnumbered. “Couldn't ' help it,” said General Bliss. “You see, | my men have been hungry for some | days, and the wind blew toward them | from the village, and some squaw was |. frying onions over there. And so"-— | Argonaut. Jefferson as an Inventor. Not many people know that Thomas Jefferson was a great inventor. His in- | ventions were all of articles of every- | day use. He devised a three legged | folding camp stool that is the basis of | all camp stools of that kind today. | The stool be had made for his own | use was his constant companion on oc- | casions of outings. The revolving chair was his invention. He designed a light wagon. A copying press was devised | by him and came into general use. He also invented an instrument for ! measuring the distance he walked. A plow and a hemp cultivator showed that his thoughts were often on agri- cultural matters. His plow received a gold medal in France in 1790. Jeffer- son never benefited financially by his inventions, but believed they should be for the use of everyone without cost. He Didn't Know. One June day In 1862 near Freder- ickshall, Va.. General Stonewall Jack- son saw one of General Hood's Texans climbing a fence to get into a cherry tree. “Where are you going?” shouted Jackson. “1 don’t know.” replied the soldier. *“To what command do you belong?’ *i don’t know,” the Texan replied. *“Well, what state are you from?' “I don't know.” Jackson gave the man up, but he asked a com- rade what it all meant. “Well,” was the reply, “Old Stonewall and General Hood gave orders yesterday that we were not to know anything until after the next fight.” The soldier was left to his cherries. An Innocent Query. At a dinner party in England the host introduced to the favorable notice of the company, amid murmurs of ad- miration, a splendid truffled p! “Isn't it a beauty?" he said. So-and-so gave it to me; killed it him- “Ah! What was he treating it for? asked one of the guests. en e— One Disadvantage. Potts—It is a great deal better to pay rent, isn't it? Lotts—Well, yes, in a general way it is, but it has its ndvantages. A fellow can’t go driving nails anywhere he pleases the woodwork of his own home, know.—Boston Transcript. Her Advice. “Ah,” he said as he led her her seat after the waltz, “I just dancing.” “Well,” she replied as she attempted to repair a torn flounce, “you're not too old to learn.” sie § The man with a new id=a is a a] physician about his dyspepsia. The patient was very deaf. The dialogue between the physician and be ran like this: “What do you usually breakfast on?" “Oh. no! At least two miles in the morning and a motor ride after lunch.” | “How many hours do you sleep?” “Well. doctor, 1 was fifty-nine my last birthday.” “Are you married? “Thirst.” With a gesture of impatience, the physician turned and wrote out a sim- ple remedy for dyspepsia. The pa- tient. as he departed. spputed in the loud, barsh tones of the very deaf: “Doctor, can you cure deafness?” The other shook his head in the ney ative. “Well” said the patient, “you've been very kind, and therefore I'm going to make you a present of this prescrip- | He tock a foided paper from tion.” his pocket. ‘I'ribune. “It cured me." =New York Selling Papers on the Roof. Not all enterprising newsboys are iu the United States. The small street merchants of Paris, when forbidden to enter tramecars and omnibuses, got over the difficulty in real Yankee fash- fon. It was easy, of course, to sell papers through the windows to passen- tomers perched on the seats provided on the roof? A youth promptly solved the problem. He procured a stick sev- en or eight feet long, with wire clamps fastened to the sides. Papers were put in the clamps. On top of the sticl: there was a small cup with a hole in the bottom. The hole was an im. portant part of the apparatus, for ft reached all the way down, and through | it came the copper coins of one or two sous, according to the price of the paper the patron selected when the boy held up the stick.—Chicago Rec- ord-Herald. Louis’ Compliment to Conde. One need not overlook the enormous shortcomings of Louis XIV. as a man and as a king to admit that in some | same |it gers seated in the vehicles, but bow | stead was it possible to reach would-be cus- | differently to every shock which indifference permits Material | or hardihood invites. The result is that | terial and ! the machinery of the body, the heart, : Birthplaces of the Fruits. — ! Our stra tive to temperate | and certain parts of | originated | ¢ rkey. | in temperate Europe and western Asia. apple is native all over E in !in Persia. The fig seems to have o nated in the lands i + - the | terranean, particularly in Syrta. The red | grows , the Caucasus, the Himalayas, arctic America. Every man believes as a part of his wonderfully made,” real appreciation ot believes than in many another fact funda. ; mental to his creed. He protects his i i natural creed, that "we are fearfully and | i he has no more | fact in which he: watch, wraps it in chamois, winds it | carefully shields it from mag- ny tle it rom maw netic | shock | does he care for the far finer mechanism to jar its mechanism. But how' | | of his body? It should be fed with the | ity that the watch is wound, be p of liver, lungs, and stomach get “out ‘ of order.” There is nothing that will so uickly readjust these organs and start in healthy action as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It cures ninety-eight per cent. of all who use it. The Why of It. From the New York Herald. A statistician has it out that there are 909,000,000, bees in the ' world. That would seem to account for so many folks getting stung. —Diversified gardening is the safest course for growers supplying local mark- ets. A few crops may be seiected as Hood's Sarsaparilla. Rheumatism It requires constitutional treatment,and the best is a course of the blood- rifying and tonic medicine, Hood's r which corrects the acid con” dition of blood and builds up the w system. “My father had been afflicted for years with rheumatism, kidney trouble and nervousness. was weak and losing flesh. He then began faking Hood's Sar- Japa fla and is Row wel, E. Camp. There is no real substitute for HOOD'S SARSAPARILLA ——Subscribe for the WATCHMAN. TENTS, TRADE MARKS, COPYRIGHTS, P &c. Anyone sending a sketch and de- ion free whether an invention 1s probable p Pandboor a atta samy. em for ing patents. 60 years experience. - ents taken M ; RE 8 Co Teas Son SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, a handsome illustrated weekly. Largest circula tion of scientific J erms year; Tour mothe FT oki ba ewig a 35 & year; UNN & CO. Get it in usual form , sic 3oday Kepid fo or choc: : A Plumbing. ‘ Good Health Good Plumbing GO TOGETHER. 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