Bellefonte, Pa., May 19, 1911. i op— F—————— cue + The Chin and the Throat. me | Remember always to arch the as a horse does, If a woman to some one turns her shoul. slightly from him and then glances the line of the throat is always | For myself 1 have at all times t the delicate line from the tip a woman's ear to the tip of her the feminine body. Many artists, I believe, would agree with me. So re- | member what I say, dear ladies—do not spoil or hide that lovely contour with high linen collars or boning. Wear low collars, or if these are not becoming to you at least dress your throats comfortably. Always carry the chin high. If while you are still | young you can remember to thrust the | chin upward and forward—not to an absurd degree, of course—you will not with advancing years have to fear those soft rolls of flesh above the col lar that add so much to a woman's ap- parent age.—Anna Paviova in Har per's Bazar, EIEE HL Power of Words. “For me,” writes Lafcadio Hearn in the “Japanese Letters of Lafcadio Hearn,” “words bave color, form, character. They have faces, ports, manners, gesticulations; they have moods. humors, eccentricities; they have tints, tones, personalities.” A good instance of this power ap- pears in a description of Patti's sing- ing: “There was a great dim pressure, a stifling heat, a whispering of silks, a weight of toilet perfumes. Then came an awful hush—all the silks stop- ped whispering. And there suddenly sweetened out through that dead, hot air a clear, cool, tense thread gust of | melody unlike any sound I ever heard before save—in tropical nights—-from the throat of a mocking bird. It was ‘Auld Lang Syne’ only, but with never a tremolo or artifice, a marvelous, au- | dacious simplicity of utterance.” i Testing the “Bud.” An old bachelor had somehow stray- | ed into a young people's party, and, | realizing that he could not hope among so many handsome youths to make the heart of a single maiden throb, he said | to the nearest girl, whose conversation | had shown somewhat more good sense | than he had expected: “Look about the ballroom. Notice that the girls who have removed their gloves have well shaped arms. And— | ghem!—some have not removed them" — “But neither generalization fits me,” | answered the girl, “for, you see, I have | one arm bare and one gloved. What | would you say about me?" 1 “Walk out and let me look at them,” | said the old bachelor unfeelingly. } The girl took a few steps out, paus- ed and returned. “Take the other glove off,” said the old bachelor.—New York Times. A Policeman's Advice to Tolstoy. Count Tolstoy once saw in Moscow a | policeman dragging in a most rude manner a drunken moujik to the sta- | tion. The count stopped the policeman | and said to him: | “Canst thou read?" “Yes,” was the reply. “And hast thou read the gospel?” “Yes, sir.” i “Then thou must know that we must | not offend our neighbor.” The policeman looked at the unpre- tentious figure of his interrogator and asked him in his turn: “Canst thou read?” “Yes,” replied the count. “And hast thou read the instructions for policemen?’ “No." “Well, go and read them first and then come back and talk with me, — From the Anglo-Russian. His Line. A charming young member of a wo- man's literary club, who adds the dis- tinction of being a bride to successful authorship, recently met a gushing stranger at a club reception. “Oh, Mrs. Blank, I am so glad to meet you. 1 enjoy your stories so much, and your husband's too.” Then adding as an afterthought, “He is lit- erary, too, isn't he?’ “Thank heaven, no!” replied the bride. “He's in the coal business.”— New York Press. Progressing. «1 think Arthur would have proposed to me last night if you hadn't come in the room just when you did.” “What reason have you for believing | that?” “He had just taken both of my thands in his. He bad never held more than one of them at a time before.” Wide Hats In 1798, An artist has advertised that he makes up wornout umbrellas into fashionable gypsy bonnets. The tran- sition is so easy that he is scarce to be praised for the invention.—London Times, July 7, 1798. : Solid Goods. “What became of that cake I baked for you?” demanded the flancee. “1 gent it downtown to have my monogram engraved on it,” replied the iflance.—~Kansas City Journal The Worst to Come. “Do you think we have heard the worst of the discords in our party?” “Not yet,” replied the musical man. «Just wait till our glee club gets to practicing.”—Exchange. Art is long, life short. judgment diffi «ult, opportunity transient.—Goethe. | turkey, mince ple, ice cream—it's the | _he learned that he had been there for have tried to push a rope, but many bave attempted things almost as perverse. In many manufacturing es- tablishments, for example, there may be seen numerous examples of men wasting a large part of their energy endeavoring to move heavy pieces of work upon small trucks, pushing and laboring in the exertion of effort, a small fraction of which goes to cause the actual progression. Even when such an effective aid to transport as an industrial railway is installed it is of- ten used at less than its proper effi- clency because there is too much push- ing and not enough pulling.—Cassiler's Magazine. Bags That Last. “The young chap whose morals I tremble for just now is my nephew,” the city salesman remarked. “He has a position as errand boy in a banking house. He is a bright lad and as steady as they make 'em, but since he got that job in the bank his women relations are urging him into crime. They do not advise him to pick his employers’ pockets or run away with the day's deposits. but the principle in- volved is just as reprehensible. They ask him to abstract a few bags that the sliver money is carried in. The women want those bags for sofa pil- low covers. They are made of mate- rial that will never wear out and feathers and down simply cannot sift through. By boldly asking for what he wanted the boy has secured enough bags to incase his mother's sofa pil- lows, but if he supplies the rest of the family I see nothing ahead of him but | a career of crime.” —New York Sun. | 1 Do You Want to Get Slender? i A food specialist said of dieting: “The simplest, easiest and most effica- clous diet to bring down the weight is the one dish diet. At no meal, that is, | should more than one dish be eaten. | | The dish may be what you will—Irish | stew, macaroni and cheese, roast beef, | vegetable soup, bacon and eggs—but | no courses are to precede or follow it. You may eat as much as you choose of the dish, and yet, for all that, you will lose weight steadily. It's the va- riety of dishes—the oysters, soup, fish, variety of dishes, creating an arti: ficial appetite when the body has real ly had all it requires, that causes cor- pulence, If we confine ourselves to one dish we know when we've had enough —we don't know otherwise—and the result is that we soon drop down to the slimness natural to children, ani mals and temperate and healthy men and women.”—Kansas City Star. | A Miracle Under Orders. In “The Glory of the Shia World,” translated from a Persian manuscript, is a story that will interest Christian Scientists: “Nadir, builder of the ‘golden porch of Nadir, in the sacred city of Muvsh- ed, was a world conqueror and a lord of perception, albeit cruel. Of his power of perception they relate that one day when he entered the sacred shrine he saw a blind man invoking the aid of the imam, and upon inquiry several months. The great monarch asked him why his faith was so weak that his sight had not been restored and swore that if on his return he found him still blind he would cut off his head. The wretched man prayed so fervently and fixed his mind so in tently on the imam that within a few minutes his sight was restored.” Might Be In a Nice Fix. Two men of Milwaukee were dis- cussing the case of a person of their acquaintance whose obituary, it ap- pears, had been printed by mistake in one of that city’s newspapers. “Oh, ho!” exclaimed one of the Ger- mans. “So dey haf brinted der funeral notice of a man who is not dead al- ready! Vell, now, he'd be in a nice fix if he vas one of dose beeble vot believes everything dey sees in der bapers.”—Harper's Magazine. Sorry He Asked. “Have you any special terms for au- tomobilists?" asked the man in bear skin and goggles. “Waal, yes,” responded the old toll gate keeper, whose gate had been bro- ken down by speeding machines. “Sometimes 1 call them deadbeats, an’ sometimes 1 call them blamed rascals. Anything else you want to know, mis- ter 7’—Chicago News. Parsimony and Economy. “Papa,” said a child, “what is the difference between parsimony and economy?’ “I will explain the difference by an example,” the father replied. “If I cut down my own expenses that is ecoriomy, but if I cut down your moth- er’s then it is parsimony.” His Suggestion. The great road builder had his mind on his work that morning, as the fol- lowing dialogue between him and his wife will show: “How do I look, dear? “Fairly well, but 1 should say that your face needed resurfacing.”—New York Press, The Only Kind. Ella—Did you get a plain view of Miss Luglie? Emma—Certainly. was the only kind I could get.—Ex- change. When life ceases to be a promise it : w - - == | life he'll offer these odds: To be 40 The Awakening. Patents. LEGLESS AND ARMLESS. |5%t01:t0be60,3t01;tobe60, 123 | The hallway was dark. He softly) — —— mr em 353. Bu: bl aay hat 98 have Jew 390 beliad her and Risoed her nt PE oy IaH: Yet Kavanaugh Was a Daring Rider | than 1 chance to be thao on cheek. didn't scream. c. Anyone sending 2 sketch , and a Famous Sportsman. 1 in 5% to be 80 and only 1 chance in | She didn’t even look around. And be io fre whether nn ertion J provable, poet Far and away the most interesting | 100 to be 90. darted away undiscovered. Communications are strictly HE a ays We Dost Suppose you are 30. Your chances A little later he met her in the par-' for securing Be ipa . remarkable man who bas ever sat in | Tun this way: To be 40, 11 to 1; to be lor. $10 taken Munn & Co. receive Special Hon. Arthur Kavanaugh, who sat for chances H : said. a handsome illustrated weekly. Largest circula- Carlow from 1860 to 1880 under condi- | be 90, 1 in 100. “Knew who it was?” she repeated. fou of any scientific Jompal Terms 8 a year: tions which would have bean impos a 30 Jedrs gia Asiuaties dea: Sa who it was that kissed you?’ "MUNN & CO sible for almost other man. 1-3 to 1; to be 60, 2% to 1: gave a sudden start. 5245-1y. 1 B ay, New York. Kavanaugh Re eE without arms | to be 70, 5 chances out of 10; to be 80 “Good land, was it you?’ she cried. Branch office. 625 F St.. W on. D. C. or legs—he was, in fact, a mere trunk 1 in 5% plus: to be 90, 1 in 100. And there was something in TIE. Ee EE To of a man. And yet performed a Pifty-year-olds' prospects are 0g | tone that sent aim up to the dressing =A cure that is guarant you_use Te ry Dol with their | ured: To be 60, 4% to 1; to be 70. tue that scut. iiss up to the dreatng | [> RUDY'S PILE SUPPOSITORY. full complement of members might Shut 31 19 1: 40 be 85. dls 1 tn 5: the glass and kicked his own shins’ D. Matt Thompson, Supt, Graded School. well have shrunk. to be 90, 1 in 100. vigorously.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ail you claim for them.” Dr.S. M. Devore, Strapped on to his saddle, he was a yam waar | Raven Rock, W. Va., writes: ive uni- one of the most skillful! and daring that age: To be 70, 2 to 1; to be 80. 1 | burg, Tenn., writes: "In a practice of 25 years riders to bounds in all Ireland. On| chance in 4: to be 90, 1 in 96. he Puzo eg und Be ata by Dra: one occasion, it is said, “the saddle | If you are 70 your chances of turn We can understand the ease With guy and in pelicionte by C. M. turned under him, and the horse trot- ing the 80 year milepost are 8 to & which a fool and his money are part- for free Sample. ted back to the stable yard with his | 10 be 90. 1 io 60 3, boi Wok gusfien W 3 doe in 52-25-1y. MARTIN RUDY, Lancaster Pa. master hanging under him Eighty-year-old men and women got money to part with- = ’ the ground. im, ila bats) have only 1-chance in 17 to stave on | Cleveland Plain Dealer. Travelers Guide. fusely. He merely cursed the groom the funeral until after 90. Te SM ——— Sem xm + o— with emphatic volubility, had himself | If Joe ane 00 there's no Soge for te Scund se 00 Dissored. wists ENTRAL RAILROAD OF PENNSYLVANIA. actuaries have no figures.- "ti : more safely readjusted and rode out | YOU — Bave t0- devote much of bis time to e3- | ‘Condensed Time Table effective June 17, 1909. . ploiting that virtue; you are watched | READDOWN ! READ UP. (3 YEUEUbIS vag (D2 Maw of tts Field's Finishing Touch. Pretty closely whether you know ftor —— | Smmows rei Eugene Field was once visiting the | mot.—Atchison Globe. { (Nod No J| 6/No ad ond Tan shrieking | house of Richard Henry Stoddard i \ RE PRT to her mother, exclaiming: “Oh, mum- New York. During the evening a cer | They are as sick that surfeit with | 17056 55 2 20 INTE. HI my, I've seen Satan himself! I've seen tal well known physician dropped ia too much as they that starve with | 750 7% 3 | 4 il * He was a serious man and a bit pomp | nothing.—Shakespeare. 1 721,718) 2 1441) 9 him sure enough! | 729 2 438 9 The talk turned on diet Kavanaugh was also an enthusiastic ous. | 7331723 2 4340 “Doctor,” sald Stoddard, “I've heard AW Welcome. | 7371728 2 42009 htsman and the first to assert arm : the right of M. Sn tuert that you eat two eggs at breakfast | gapleigh—Are you positive that Migs | Tenn HA] opposite the houses of parliament. He | 00 morning the year round Cutter is not in? The Maid—Yes, sir. | 748 7 38 3 42/6 went on a shooting expedition to Al a a emphatically. | a lose my job if I wasn't.—Boston | 15 Ju 3 iu a8 bi 12d pubes, harming Sock | "Go he Some re sas | A HH: mirable photographs taken by himself. | “What's the contrary of eating two The Real Truth. i 810/802 3 nis 150888 were angling and tree felling. | “Laying two eggs” came In deep | that they have kept many a son-in-law | Ba 88... Jersey Shore. | 303 82 I rl noweves, | Mem tones fiom Plo | from baving to work for a living.—Gal- 112 25 11 one | WMTPORT | 317 inh was his ride from Norway to India | SEPRAPENEES. | veston News. | 73% 650. DHICADELEHIAT. | 18 3, 11 30 Accompanied by two friends, be rode | Millionaire (to ragged beggar— You | i | | | a ele w the Caspian | ask for alms and do pot even take | It fs always safe to learn even from 1010 900........ NEW YORK........ | 900 ed. | vour bat off. Is that the was | 'y., (ViaPhila.) thence to Astrakhan and Astrabad | y : proper was | our enemies, never safe to instruct p.m. a.m. Am. Lve. a.m.! p.m, and through Persia, laughing at the | to beg? Beggar—Pardon me. sir. A | gyen our friends.—Colton. | t Week Days. perils and fatigues of a journey which policeman ts looking at us from across | WALLACE H. GEPHART, the street If | take my hat off he'll i the 12: | arrest me for begging: as it is, be nat | urally takes us for old friends.—Flie | Kavanaugh, who was the father of | .o 50 pageer. Kind words are the brightest of home flowers, They make a paradise | of the humblest home. { ELLEFONTE CENTRAL RAILROAD. Schedule to take effect Mondav. Tan. 6. 1910 does not cease to be a task.~Amial. four handsome sons and daughters, al! | | WESTWARD ! [EASTWARD | Read down. Read up. perfectly formed, was carried into the { STATIONS. |— AA house of commons on the back of an | ood’'s Sa tNo5/tNo3 Nol tNo2/t Nod No 6 attendant, and was certainly one of ———— iH. a $ reaparitia. m. L m.!a.m . a Ar.'a. m > m.ip.m the keenest and ablest of legislators of 2% 0 6% Belicionte.. "8% "12 5/6 0 time.—Lon . » o oo ...Coleville....| i | § his don Tit-Bits. 212 10 23, 6 38. Morris... -. 85237 30 pe hol st Spring Medicine Rais Bm ima CHANCES OF LIFE. 2 21) 10 3, 6 sliHumters Park, 831] 1231/5 40 It is as easy to prove that Hood's Sarsaparilla is the best spring medicine as it is to say it. 2 3 1 - s - { 3 PA 3 2 5 = Spring ailments are blood ailments—that is, they arise f i % ished, de- Figures That Indicate Your Probable | Spring siments are blood aimertcthat in they aie from, an impure impoverished ds | 338/10 £7 0 ABLE iE Future In Years. blood d as no other med icine a medicines! 24 er | 3 t ve of medicines. : : | | Do you ever wonder how long you | There fs a Solid Foundation for this Claim, in the more than 40,000 testimonials of radical -—— 1727 t 2 are going to live? Ask an actuary.the ' and permanent cures by this medicine, received in two years, this record being unparalleled 731. Bloomsdorf.| 7 40! | i ical history. i Pi 1 | i man who figures it all out for the life in medica . u 340 7 3 PineGroveM'll 735 1330 insurance companies and who can tell ! H ood S F. H. THOMAS, Supt. with almost supernatural precision i S arsaparilla ES en ms He'll tell you that if you are 20, and | Cures all spring humors, all eruptions, clears the complexion, creates an appetite, aids the Children Cry for in good bealth, chances are 12 to 1 | “gestion, reeves that Ciel SEINE HIV Ue Tn the usual tiquid hocolated , . { in 's Sarsapa . it in the usua uid form or in choc that you'll live beyond 30. For longer | tablets aor as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. 5 o Fletcher S Castoria. Clothing. Clothing. ee Se ae - A SH ————————————————— 2 SE RE aaaaRE ER EERE PRR ELE We Honestly Believe : That we are selling Better Clothes this sea son than you will find with other Bellefonte Stores and at prices that mean a real saving. We Know beyond a question that the Assortment you will find with us is Larger than any of Bellefonte’s other two stores combined, coupled with the fact that you can have your money back any time you ask it. Don’t you think it worth your while to see us. We want the fel- low who has been buying his clothes elsewhere to come seelus. Learn by seeing that he can buy better clothes here and for less money than he ever thought possible. CEES EEE We mean it. Let us see you. The Fauble Stores. Allegheny. St., LTH
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