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Bellefonte, Pa., February 3, 1911.
The Three Great Channels.
Every human being—man. woman
and child, hero and convict, neuras- |
thenic and deep sen fisherman, athlete i
and invalid needs the blessing of God |
through three. and only three. great |
channels responsibifity., recreation
and affection: work, play and love. |
With these any life is ‘happy in spite |
of sorrow and pain. successful despite
the bitterest failures, Without them a |
man breaks his heart, severs his con- |
scious connection with God. If you |
want to keep a headstrong, fatuous |
Youth from overreaching himself you !
try to sive him responsibility, recrea- |
tion avd affection. IF you want to put i
wcournze nnd aspiration into the gelati- |
nous character of a street walker or |
the flickering mentality of a hysterie
you lnbor 10 furnish just the same trio
—wor's, recreation and: affection. In
every case the healing power which
you want to give is real life, and real
life means just these three things.
The same needs are fixed for all of us
and the same ail sufficing bounty in
the supply if we can get and keep in
touch with it.—Atlauntic,
Mice For Whooping Cough.
A fairly alarminz relic of medieval
nosirums came to my notice recently.
A mother was discussing with her
housekooper the probability of her
<hildiren taking whooping cough, which
was then prevalent in the community.
The housckeeper, a most dependable,
valuable helper, of more than average
good sense and judgment, said: “Mrs,
Black, if you'll let me I can keep your
children from having whooping cough.
T've kept lots of children from having
it, but 1 wouldn't do it without telling
vou first.”
“Well, Martha, what is it?”
“You catch a live mouse and kill and
dress it and stuff it and bake it and
feed it to the children. It isn’t bad to
take, and of course they don't know
what it is. That would spoil the
<harm.”
To wy friend's exclamation of horror
=he replied with conviction. “I've given
it to lots of children, and never one of
them had whooping cough.” Mary
Newell Yom in Designer.
When Wagner Died.
“Nearly all the visitors to Venice,” |
says a letter from that city, “go to the |
Vendramin palace to see the place
where Wagner lived nearly a year and
where he died in February, 1885. We
who were here on that glorious spring
«lay when they bore the master = way. |
who remember the long line of mourn-
fing barges. wish that the palace could |
fave amone other mementos a pie- |
ture of that occasion. The great state |
barce contained Anton Seidl's orches-
tra. aud after it came barges with |
singers, nobles, great men and women, |
all in deepest mourning. This is the |
scene which some artist should fix on |
canvas. But, alas, he who saw
«ould never know what it represented |
unless he had been here at the time.
The music. under Seidl and Neumann, |
and its effect on the mourning throng!
no brush could portray.”
Thoughtful Girl.
The young man was calling on the!
girl. He didn’t know her very well,
but she looked good to him. He want.
ed to call again the next night, but
hardly had tne nerve to ask permission |
fo do so. i
“I'd like to come up again,” he said |
when he was ready to go home. “How!
about next week some time?"
A look of disappointment came over |
her (ace. “Next week?” she sald.
“Why, isn't that—er—well, I'll tell you |
what to do; you come up tomorrow,
align and we'll decide which night |
next week you may call”—Detroit |
Times, |
The Sou! of the Houss.
There are big houses and small, |
handsome and plain, dear and cheap. |
but every house is like a suit of clothes |
in that it makes such a lot of differ:
ence who is walking around in it.—|
Life.
True enough. If she's there, it sees |
like home: if she isn't, it doesn’t. No!
amount of clegance of edifice or fur- |
aishings can compensate for her ab!
sence. She is the indispensable fae-
tor to any home life worthy of the]
name. Troy Press.
Look About You.
It is wonderful how much one can
fearn by cultivating the habit of ob.
servation. As you walk in the street
or ride in the car you pick up a sur-
prising amount of information. Our
fellow beings are intensely interesting,
and they are constantly teaching us
something or other. Do not let your
knowledge stagnate. Put it to some
practical use.
Neo One to Do It.
“You say you have three small chil-
dren. Can't you find work?”
The man with the three days’ beard
and the ragged trousers wiped away
a tear.
“Alas, mum,” he said, “it wouldn't
‘be any good. They ain't old enough to
work yet."
Raving.
“Jolin, the cook — been drinking
again.”
“Is she very drunk?’
“Oh, very. She says she'll never
feave us."—Washington Star.
In the Toils.
“; understand your cousin married
a struggling young man.”
“Yes, he struggled all right, but he
couldn't get away from her." Pitts.
burg Press.
it’!
| recounts
“Which Cariyie?”
There is nothing to mark the Arch
House, where Carlyle was born. in the
Scottish village of Feclefechan, from
Lhe other lowly dwellings that line the
village street, and a native guide will
be wnecded If the pligrim desires to
find his way to Carlyle’s grave: hence
the story of the great writer's brother,
James, who was met one day in the
village by a bund of Americans. Igno-
rant of his identity, they asked him
the whereabouts of Carlyle's grave.
“Which Cariyte? “Oh, the great Car-
Iyle, Thopas Carlyle.” With unmoved
face he gave the information asked
and was rewarded with a fine outburst
of hero worship. “We have come all
the way from America,” said the
spokesman of the pilgrims. “to lay
this wreath on our great teacher's
grave.” “Ha!” rejoined James, still
unmoved. “It's a gey harmless occu-
pation!” All of which, and especially
that “Which Carlyle? goes to show
how vain is the search of the man who
visits Beclefechan ou the lookout for
worships of Carlyle. Argonaut,
Ths Czar's Soufiser,
Czar Paul's snuffbox was as sacred
as the imperial crown itself. No one
was allowed to touch it. Kapioff wa-
gered that lie would take a pinch out
of it. One morning he walked up to
the table which stood near the bed on
which the ezar still reclined and bold-
ly took from it the majestic snuff-
box. Opening it noisily, he inserted
his fingers, and. while aul I. was
watching him in stupefaction at such
audacity, be sniffed up the fragrant
powder with evident satisfaction.
“What are you doing there, you
rogue?’ exclaimed the czar excitedly.
“Having a pinch of snuff, sire. I
have now been on duty for eight hours
and, feeling drowsy, 1 thought it
would keep me awake, for T would
rather break the rules of etiquette
than neglect my duty.”
Paul burst out laughing
replied:
“That's right enough, my lad, but as
the snuffbox is not large enough for
both of us you can keep it for your-
self.”
and merely
Juvenile Wisdom.
From some examination papers in a
Massachusetts—we repeat, Massachu-
setts—town:
“Capillavity is when milk rises up
around the edge of the bottle and
shows good measure.”
“The settlers gave a Thanksgiving
dinner to the Indians for their kind-
ness and to the Lord for fair weather.
They kept up their festivities for three
days, cating all the time. A party of
sixty Indian warriors came, rolling
their warhoops down the hill.”
“Henry VIIL by his own efforts in-
creased the population of England
40,000.”
“Esau wrote fables and sold them
for potash.”
“The Lupercal was the wolf who
suckled Romeo and Juliet at Rome.”
“Lincoln has a high forehead, which
is a sign of many brains.”—Every-
v's.
Nelson as a Courtier.
Nelson was the hero of England
even in his own time, but not ap-
| parently of the court. Samuel Rogers
a conversation with him
which appears in the life of the poet
by I. Ellis Roberts. “I heard him
once during dinner,” says Rogers, “ut-
ter many bitter complaints (which
Lady Hamilton vainly attempted to
| check) of the way he had been treated
at court that forenoon—the queen had
not condescended to take the slightest
notice of him. In truth, Nelson was
| hated at court; they were jealous of
him.” But then it must be remem-
bered that Rogers was renowned as a
particularly ill natured gossip.
The Ruling Passion.
it is related of a certain German sa-
vant, to show how strong the ruling
passion is in death, that as he was
| dying he exclaimed in French, In
which language he was deeply learn-
ed, “Je meurs” (I die). Pretty soon he
opened his eyes before passing away
and added: “Man kann auch sagen,
Je me meurs!” (One can also in French
use the reflexive form of the verb “to
die’) His last flicker of interest was
in the word more than in the fact of
death.
Disraeli’s Humor.
1 was introduced by particular re-
quest to Mrs. Wyndham Lewis, a pret-
ty little woman. a flirt and a rattle—
indeed, gifted with a volubility 1
should think unequaled and of which
1 can convey no idea. She told me
she liked “silent, melancholy men.” I
answered that I had no doubt of it.—
Letter of Benjamin Disraeli to His Sis-
ter.
An Optimist.
“Pa, what is an optimist?"
“An optimist, my son. is a man with
11 cents In his pocket who doesn’t
grow sarcastic when he reads that his
country’s per capita wealth is §37."—
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Worth Trying.
“1 washed Willie's pants t'udder day,
and dey shrunk so dat de po’ chile kin
ha'dly walk in 'um. Won'er how 1
gwan fix um?”
“Try washin' de chile.
shrink too.”
Maybe he
A Spoiled Evening.
“Did she have a good time at the
dance?
“Not very. You sce, nobody raised
any fuss because her partner took more
than five dances with her.”"—Detroit
Free Press.
A friend that you have to buy won't
be worth what you pay for him, mo
matter what that may be.—Prentice,
| mained behind at
Hic Srother Wa: Different.
A noted Philadelphia attorney ieils
one on himself. He left his native
town in Tennessee years ugo and lo-
cated in Philadelphia to practice law.
He has been uniformly successful
His brother, on the other hand, re-
the family home-
stead. Returning to his native town
some time ago, the attorney met an
old darky in the road.
“Hello, uncle!” he said. Dut the old
man did not recognize the boy he used
to know in the prosperous looking citi-
zen who addressed him.
“Well,” asked the lawyer,
the Blank family?”
“Oh, they're all right,” said the old
darky. “Jim Blank has gone to Phil-
adelpbia and done made a lot of mon-
ey. He's a lawyer, sah.”
“Is that so?" answered the attorney.
“And his brother Tom, how is he?
Has he made a fortune too?”
“Lawdy, no!" answered the old
darky. shaking his head. “He ain't
no lawyer, Marse Tom wouldn't take
a dishonest penny from nobody.”--
Philadelphia Times.
“how are
A Russian Railroad.
Nicholas 1, of Russia had quite an
original way of transacting business.
He sent one day for his engineers and
gave them eight days to bring him the |
rodie of a railroad to connect St. Pe-
tersburg with Moscow. At the end of
the allotted time the plan was pre-
pared.
“What,” said he, looking at it, “what
is all this—these twists and turns, this
serpentine track? Yon must have
misunderstood me.”
“Sire,” said the spokesman, “we
have drafted the shortest route whick
would embrace on the line the leading
towns and villages."
“Give me the pencil and rule,” he
said, and he struck a bee line from one
city to another, “FMere—you under-
stand me?”
“But, sire, you leave the large towns
entirely out of sight!”
“That is their affair.
within sight.”
Let them come
And so the road was
straight as an 1.
Her Joke.
“Madam, your account is ov erdrawn, |
and we have had to send na number of
your checks baek.”
“How perfectly funny!”-—New York |
Press.
Made It Lean.
Teacher—Now, Harold. can you tell
me what made the tower of Pisa lean?
Harold—1 guess there must have been
a famine in the land. Exchange,
By Contraries,
Things go by contrarie: in this
world. People whe have nothing te
sav are always talking. —Chicago Ree.
ord-Herald.
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