Bellefonte, Pa., August 27, 1908. THE TONGUE. it Appears That This Organ Can Be Eloquent Even When Silent. From the observations made by a physiognemist it appears that the tongue when quite still can be as elo- quent in giving its owner away as when it is wagging sixteen to the dozen. This is a hard fact for a silent man to swallow—in silence. His only remedy is to keep well so as to obviate the necessary injunction of the doctor to put his tongue out, for by this thrust out sign the doctor shall know him. The tongue of the talker when ob- truded inclines to the right side of the mouth, we are asked to believe, where- as the seldom used tongue gravitates to the left side. Orators, preachers and barristers are endowed with right gided tongues. Verbally parsimonious persons have left sided tongues. Furthermore, “the tongue that shoots out straight without turning or wavering indicates . solid, reliable man of affairs.” Tongues that turn up indicate impractical natures. A downward. drooping tongue belongs to a person born to poverty and a ready eye for the hopeless side of things. The cruel tongue flattens and broad- ens when extended. The delicate speaking organ with curied up edges is the property of an imaginative and artistic being. When the tongue is- sues forth as if gripped in a dental vise it signifies a love of life more than ordinary. Finally we are warned that the in- ~ to its extremest verge is a person to whom no secret should ever be con- fided, for he is an irresponsible chat terer.— London Chronicle. HE WANTED A PARROT. { | { ; i i | i i i { | | the different roam mm a ia a THE SAWMILL'S BOOKS. —— They Needed Not an Auditor, but a Mathematical Carpenter. Biffkins froze me with a stare. “I remember,” he went on, calmly ignor- {ng my interruption, “one time when | was hired to keep books for a saw- mill way up north. ’Twas six days by log wagon from ever’ place except- in’ the infernal regions, the same bein’ a quarter of a mile away, straight down. The durned simpleton they sent down to Nigger Wool settlement after me had so much business with a rou lette dealer that he forgot to tell me to get some office supplies, so when we got to camp I found that the principal equipment of my palatial 6 by 8 busi- ness apartment consisted of three lum- ber crayons, slightly shop worn, and a last year's almansc. 1 got some smooth pine boards and kept my books on them with chalk.” “How did it work” I asked, inter ested in spite of myself. “Like a charm,” grinned Biffkins, “until the foreman of gang 1 go on a drunk one night an’ slept I the office an’ used up fourteen pages of the general ledger fer kindlin’ wood the next mornin’. The company sent up an auditor to check over my books. but he went back plumb disgusted Told 'em they didn’t need an auditor- what they wanted was a carpenter who was handy at figgers. An’ that reminds me" — —Bookkeeper. FLOATING STORES. Merchandise Steamers of the Muskoka Lake Country In Ontario. Among the interesting features of life in the Muskoka lake country, in Ontario, are the floating stores. A good sized steam vessel fitted out with dividual who thrusts forth his tongue | every imaginable item of merchandis» that might be required makes a toul of an assigned chain of lakes once each week. On a certain hour of a certain day the boat is expected at resorts and sumer homes, and enough merchandise mus! | be bought at each to tide over untit The Use to Which the Old Man Would | | boats, says a writer in Popular Me- Put the Green Bird, We are all striving for two things success and happiness. To get these many of us are struggling for a third —fortune. In striving to attain our desires many of us need a green par rot. In a little town in Iowa, in the midst of a great stretch of timber anc meadow, a man built a castle. Some thing over $25,000 he spent in building a home. It was finished within with the finest polished woods. The found:- tion was of brownstone, the windows of French plate, and every detail was carried out in the best manner. He had grown to be an old man. He had always lived in a modest cottage of six rooms. This mansion had fifteen. On one side there was a magnificent stone arch over the paved drive thi. led up to the house. He had just com- pleted showing a friend over" the place and reached this point when the visitor exclaimed: “Well, John, you ought to be happy. This is a magnificent home. Here is everything one could wish for.” “Waal,” replied the old man, who was a cattle buyer, “a fellow always wants something else.” “What on earth could you want?” was the query. “A green parrot to hang up thar in the drive.” “Why a green parrot?’ “80 every morning afore I drive out he would say, ‘John, you're a darn fool.’ "—Cleveland Press. Couldn't Turn It. The eye of little Willie's teacher was sad and sorry, for, notwithstandinz that he was her favorite pupil, he stood before her convicted of the heinous charge of a theft of candy from a fel- low pupil. It was a first offense, how- ever, and she did not desire to inflict corporal punishment. A moral lecture. she thought, would fit the case. “Bear in mind, Willie,” she conclud- ed, “that these temptations can be re- sisted if determination is used. Al ways turn a deaf ear to temptation.” Little Willie's lip trembled. “But, teacher,” he answered, “I ain’t got a deaf ear.” Making Hubby Appreciative. A doctor tells of a note he received from a woman saying that her hus- baud, who was about to make him a professional cal’, found constant fault with the dinner : ze prepared for him. She appealed to the physician for aid. The doctor examined his patient, who had a slight attack of indigestion, and told him to cut out luncheons, to eat nothing but a slice of toast and & cup . The scheme worked excellent. Of course hubby returns home in evening, eats everything in sight votes his wife’s cooking even bet than mother used to make.—Boston Hit Thrifty. A Scotsman and his wife from Leith to London by boat off the Yorkshire coast a great and the vessel had sev- eral narrow escapes from foundering. “Oh, Sandy,” moaned his wife, “I'm eein’, but I dinna care “Dinna think 0’ deeln’ yet,” answered Sandy; “but when ye do, ye'd better be ye wouldna cost sae muckle to bury." Good Advice. “Young man,” said the boss, “come hither and listen.” He approached “When you've made a mistake for- get it and go on to the next job. Don't potter arouad all day adding a lot of finishing touches.”—Louisville Courier the next trip of the floating store. Upon stepping on board the store chanics, the purchaser approaches 2 counter with scales and cash drawer. as in any other kind of store. Behind the counter are shelves, on which are displayed such articles as may tempt the eve. Behind these shelves is the entrance to the storeroom and hold, I* which more merchandise is stored. Each article has its place, and the storekeeper can find it in a moment. Sometimes Isolated farms on the lakes are not worth stopping at everv trip, so a flag is flown when stores ar desired. The store vessel drops an- chor when the signal flag is flown, and some member of the family rows out and makes the purchases. Engraved Gems of the Ancients. Engraved gems are among the most interesting objects of art inherited by us from the ancients. Though many of the cameos and intaglios were en- graved on precious stones over 2,000 years ago, they are still as clear and fine as if they were cut yesterday. The designs engraved on these stones indicate that the old Greeks and Ro- mans regarded them as charms against accident or misfortune. This super- stition generally took the form of a fondness for representation of certain animals. Sailors affected the dolphin because it was believed to be the mari- ner's friend. Women, so far as fishes were concerned, preferred the repre- sentation o the’prolific aringa of the Adriatic, which was a symbol of fruit. fulness because of the great number of its eggs. The ant was worn as an emblem of industry. By the frog was indicated the idea of resurrection, be- cause that Interesting batrachian re news its youth each spring by shed. ding its old skin. Pertaining to Fish. Blessings on thee, little man! Go a-fishing when you can. Never mind the teacher's rule not to run away from school. Take your bait and alder pole and then hunt the deepest hole where the wary froutlets hide by the canyon streamlet’s side. You'll get licked at home, of course, and you'll suffer great remorse, but when daddy sees your string he'll gasp and say, “By jing!” And his rod and reel he'll snatch and start out to make a catch when your jacket he doth tan. Blessings on you. little man!—Los Angeles Express. Clothes and the Man. Man is in some sort a slave to his clothes, and there are many men who dislike wearing the same clothes on two consecutive days, more particu: larly the n~cktie. For the first two or three things you look at when you meet a man are his eyes and his neck: tie. And there is a sort of underlying consciousness as you face the morning world that your tie must be straight and clean and new. But to this end you must buy the cheap tie and throv it away with your sins before going to bed.—London Chronicle. oe ——————— A Curiosity. «What in the world have you got that bill framed up there for?” we asked. “Oh, that,” sighed the billionaire, “is the only dollar 1 ever earned!” We understood.—Puck. —————————— All Had Been Used. “So Plunksville's exposition is off?" “Yep.” “And why?” “We couldn't think up no new name for &¢ midway.”—Chicago Record-Her ald. ———— Most people live poor to dle rich. it is much wiser to live rich and to die poor.—Houssaye. TL sw “A good tree canvot bring forth eril frais veither can ap evi! tree hring forth good fruit.” That is the law of gevera- tion. Asie the parent shoot, so will he the branches. As is the mother so will be the child. A bealthy mother will bave bealthy children. A weak, nervous woth: er will have weak, nervous children. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is a blessing to every prospective mother. It gives her strength, aod with it confidence and cour- sge. It practically does away with the pain which asoally attends the haby’s ad- vent. The little one comes into the world like a sunbeam, healthful and beautiful, and the happy mother eojoys to the fall the privilege of the child's care and pur- ture, “Favorite Prescription” makes weak women strong and sick women well. Children Cry for BY OUR FORMULA Dr. | Fletcher's Castoria. Pennsylvania Railroad. Hood's Sarsaparilla. Attorneys-at-Law. ©. MEYER—Attorpey-at-Law, Rooms 20 & 21, Crider's Exchange, Bellefonte, Pa. 941 J. We produce in Hood's Sarsapariila, a medicine that has an unapproached ree ord of cures of Serofuin, ecz~ma, €rdap- tions, eatarrh, rheumatism, anemia, ner vousness, that tired feeling, loss of appe- title, ole, Hood's Sarsaparilia effects its wonder. ful cures, not simply tecause it contains sarsapari'la but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20 different logredients, each greatly strengthened aod enriched by this pecal- iar combination. There is no real sub. stitute for it. If urged to buy any prepa- ration said to be “ju-t as good” you may be sure it is inferior, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a Inrger profit. This medicine makes healthy and stroog | the “Little Soldiers” in your blood,— i those corpuscles that fight disease germs constantly attacking you. Get it today in the usual liguid form or in chocolated tablet form ealied Sarsatabs, 100 Doses Une Dollar, 54-20 N B. SPANGLER — Attorpey-at-Law. Prac. i * tices in all the Courts. Consultation in ] Eaxlish sod German, Office in Crider's Ex. | change, Bellefonte, Pa. $0.22 ! 8. TAYLOR—Attorney and Counsellor at i . Law, Office, Garman House Block, llefonte, Pa. All kinds of legal business at. tended to promptly. 40-49 = KLINE WOODRING . ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Beliefonte, Pa. Practices in all the courts, Office Room 18 Crider's Exchange, 51-1-1y J H. WETZEL—Attorney and Counselior at . Law. Office No, 11, Crider's Exchange, second floor. All kinds of legal business attend. ed to promptly. Consultation in English or er man. ETTIG, BOWER & ZERBY—Attorneys-at PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD PERSONALLY-CONDUCTED EXCURSIONS | J. TO Law, Fagle Block, Bellefonte, Pa. Sue cessors to Orvis, wer & Orvis. Practice in all the courts, Consultation in English or German, 7 M. KEICHLINE — Attorney-at-Law. Prac tice in all the courts, Consultation in glish and German. Office south of court - — Money to Loan. Morr TO LOAN on good seoarity Al snd houses for rent. J. M.KEICHLINE sl-14-1y Att'y at Law, Meat Markets. ET THE BEST MEATS. You save nothing by buying, Joos thin or gristly meats. ! use only the LARGEST, FATTEST, CATTLE, and supply my customers with the fresh. est, choleest, hest hicod and muscle mak ing Steaks and Romsis. My prices are no higher than poorer meals are else: where i always have DRESSED POULTRY, —— Gumne in season, and any kinds of geod meats you want. Tay My Suor. P. L. BEEZER. 43-84-10 ny High Street. Bellefonte Travelers Guide ENTRAL RAILROAD OF PENNA. densed Time Table effective June 17, 1908 N I A G A R A i Role. Al professional business will Rive Reap poww tad Reap or. p attention. 1 1 7 tations mT ) 4 F A L L S ( | ————————————— No 1/No 5 No 3| [Fo §|No i|xos. Q i i September 8, 22, and October 6, 1909 | Physicians. a. m. p.m. p.m. Lye. Ar.| p.m. |p. WM. [A WM : ¥1'05 85's 2 BELLEFONTE. |'s 1018 08) 8 40 Round-Trip Rate $7.10 from Bellefonte. 715/706 282 .eove. Nigeeren.nn| 8 57 4 521 0 87 8. GLENN, M. 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