————————————————————————————————————————————— EE —— Yo, | EE Bellefonte, Pa., June Ii, 1909. What They Make Judges Out Of. Justice David Brewer of the United I'd better study law,’ he replied, ‘not that I want to very much, but because I guess I'd like to be a judge. They make judges out of lawyers, don’t they? he asked, somewhat hesitat- ingly. ‘Once in awhile, my legal friend replied before I could answer. ‘Once in awhile they do, but not often.’ ”— Philadelphia Press.’ He Wasn't Fooled. A once famous publisher was a man well acquainted with general litera- ture, and it was often said of him that he never failed to name the author of any given passage. A would be wit, thinking to have a little fun at this gentleman's expense, told his friends at a dinner party before the said pub- lisher's arrival that he had himself written some verses in imitation of Southey and that he intended to puz- gle old F. with the question of their authorship. Accordingly later in the evening the wag quoted his lines, and, turning to Mr. F., he said: “I am sure they are Southey’s from thelr style, but I can- not remember where they occur. Of course you can tell us.” “1 cannot say I remember them,” re- plied Mr. F., “but there are only two periods in Southey’s life when he could have written them.” “When were those?’ asked the joker, with a wink at his friends. “RBither in his infancy or his dotage,” was the quiet reply. Spanish Railroad Trains. The Spanish train averages possibly twenty miles an hour—to allow one to make time exposures of the scenery perhaps. It makes frequent and long waits. At every station the guards run up and down, shouting the name of the town and the number of min- utes for each stop. At every station also the two military guards who ac- company each train descend and walk aronnd the cars, looking to see that no robbers are concealed. As there is at least one stop an hour these guards get some exercise before the day is over. They say this custom was adopted to drive away any brigands who might be concealed In or under the train and that it has been success. ful. These military guards are very fine looking men and wear an impress- ive uniform. We saw more than one black eyed senorita look approvingly after them as they passed by.—Outing Magazine. Getting at the Truth. At twenty-three he thought fate was making a special effort to keep him down. At thirty-five he thought he might have done great things if his wife had not been such a handicap. At forty he believed he would have been a great man if his children had not made it necessary for him to cling to the sure things. At fifty he was positive that there was a conspiracy against him on the part of his fellow men. At sixty he felt that if he could have been thirty-five again nothing could have stopped him. At seventy he began to believe that he had failed because of a lack of courage and inability to make the most of his opportunities. At eighty he was almost sure of it.— Chicago Record-Herald. Savages. In the New Hebrides are many is- lands whose interiors have never been visited by Europeans, for the simple reason that to attempt to do so would be to court certain death at the hands of the treacherous and vindictive na- tives. A little to the north of Assam, too, almost within sight of the tea gardens and the pretty bungalows of the planters, is the country of the Padamites, wherein no white man has dared to set his foot for at least 500 years past. » Punishment and Crime. “She seems to be having a pretty good time now that she and her hus- band are separated,” whispered the three girls in the corner as she en- tered the room. “I don’t blame her,” said one. “He beat her, didn't he?” They looked her over again. “Well, I don't blame him for beating her,” the third declared, “if she dressed Mke that. That red is awful."—Ex- change. Hope is a flatterer, but the most up- right of all parasites, for she frequents ‘the poor man's hut as well as the pal- ace of his su —————— Proved. Mr. Snapp—Life is full of contradic tions. Mrs. Snapp—And I say it isn't. —Boston Transcript. —————— Suceess consecrates the foulest crimes~Seneca. Proved His Theory, but Died. The acme of realism was reached, though by accident, In a criminal trial a number of years ago at Lebanon, O. Two men had a personal encounter. One of them after vainly trying to draw his pistol from his hip pocket turned to flee. A moment later he fell, shot In the small of the back. One chamber of his pistol was found to have been fired. His assailant was tried for murder. The defense con- tended that the man had shot himself while trying to draw his pistol, which had become entangled in the lining of the pocket, and that the prisoner's shot had not taken effect. The prosecution contended that such a wound could not have been self inflicted. The defend: ant’s counsel, Clement L. Vallandig- ham, undertook to demonstrate to the jury just how the dead man's pistol had bung in the pocket and just how possible it was to inflict such a wound. Suddenly there was a i “/! report, and the lawyer sank to the The ball had entered the back “t in the identical spot where tue ead wan haa been shot. The defendant was acquit ted. Mr. Vallandigham died. — Ex- change. Westminster Abbey's Poets’ Corner. Turninz from King Henry's chapel. with its wealth of fancy's “fairy frost work,” to the poets’ corner in West- minster abbey, we are attracted by a spell mightier than that of carven stones in the presence of those “serene creators of immortal things” who have enriched our literature with gifts be- yond all price. This “glorious company of paupers,” as they have been termed, says a writer in Great Thoughts, have won a fame in the glow of which that of statesmen and warriors wanes and perishes, “touched to death by diviner eves.” Drawn together, as it were, by the spell of Chaucer, “our first war- bler,” what Spenser calls “black ob- livion's rust” has failed to tarnish their golden record. We move entranced amid the memorials of Drayton, Ben Jonson, Spenser, Shakespeare, Beau- mont, Milton, Gray, Addison and many more, including the impassioned peas- ant singer, Robert Burns, and the great Victorians, Robert Browning and Al- fred Tennyson.—London Standard. Encouragement. “I have a splitting headache,” sighs the beautiful young thing. “Have you ever tried magnetic heal ing?” asks the obliging young man. “No. What is it?” “You rest your head, thus, on my shoulder, and 1 pass my arm about your waist in this manner. Now be perfectly cam and see if this does not relieve you.” The position is maintained for five or ten minutes, and then the obliging young man asks: “Does your head ache any more?” “Ye-e-e8."” “Well, I'm sorry I don't seem able to relieve youn.” He is about to remove his arm when she looks up at him chidingly and says: “It seems *o me that if you have any confidence in your method you would be willing to keep on trying.”—Chicago News, Why She Shut Down. “A charming gentleman about four years old used to pass my house every day on his way to kindergarten,” said a lady, “and in course of time 1 made his acquaintance and gave a penny to him each morning when we parted. “Eventually his mother requested me not to give any more money to him. The next morning I did not present the usual penny. He did not seem to notice the omission. The succeeding day when the penny was not given to him he said nothing. But on the morn- ing of the third day when the penny was not forthcoming he sidled up to me and whispered: ‘What's the mat- ter? Ain't your husband working? ” Uncertainty of Lion Hunting. A lion is a fearful animal. Do not run away with the idea that he is not dangerous. You may have luck to kill twenty, but No. 21 will likely get you. However careful and good a shot you may be, there is the greatest danger in tackling a lion. I remember Colonel H., who had lived in Africa for nine years and during that time bad never seen a lion, and the first lion he saw he wounded and got badly mauled, saying to me: “Here, man; you have been here only sixteen months and have killed five lions. Chuck it, man, while you are in luck. They are bound to get you if you go on hunting them.” —Forest and Stream. Practical. Elderly Gentleman (putting his head in at the door)—Mrs. Wilkins, will you be my wife? I have £2,000 and a good home. I'll give you three minutes to make ap your mind. Mrs. Wilkins (promptly)—I've £3,000 and a better house than yours, and I'll give you three minutes to get out of this.—London Tit-Bits. The Whule Story. “I hear you are giving up your charge,” sald one aged and infirm min- ister to another the other day. “How are your people taking it?’ “Oh, well,” was the answer, “I'm re- signing and they're resigned.”—Liver- pool Mercury. Bright and Het. “Smith got off a bright thing the other day.” “What was it?” “A lighted cigar some one had care- lessly dropped into the chair he sat on.”"—London Fun. Disgusted. Loafer the First—I thought this yere unemployed fund was for charity. Loafer the Second—So it is, ain't it? Loafer the First—It ain't. It means work.—London Sketch. “I am truly grateful to you for what pe did for me last ia writes Mrs, ward Smith, of Jeddo, Orleans Co., N. Y. “Your Invalide’ Hotel is truly a home for the sick.” The Invalides’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. 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