4 To Make Yourself Heard at All You Must Shout into the Ear of a Com- panion—The Economy of Space and the Simplicity of Arrangements. Clinbing down ten rungs of ap fron ladder into the interior of a sub- marine is like going into a boller shop where there is one continuous, deafen- ing, ear splitting racket like a dozen trip bammers chattering a tattoo amid a grind and rumble and thump of ma- chinery as if especially designed to burst your eardrums. At first the noise in that narrowly confined space is painful and bewilder- ing. To make yourself at all heard you must shout into the ear of a com: panion. So intense is the strain, says a writer in St. Nicholas, that you mar- vel how day in and day out human ears can withstand the ordeal, You find yourself inside what seems an enormous steel cigar painted a neat pearl gray, a color which is serviceable and does not dazzle the eye. Light comes to you partly through portholes and in part from incandescent lamps placed fore and aft in the darker parts of the hull. You have expected, of course, to land in a tangle of whirling machinery that fills the inside of the boat from stem to stern, threatening with every revolution to take an arm or a leg off. Instead the first thing you see is an uninterrupted “working space” or deck, measuring 7 by 25 or 30 feet. At the stern, far in the background, are the machines and engines. In fact, this section of the vessel is nothing but machinery, a rumbling mass of silvery steel and glittering brass revolving at the rate of 500 times a minute, so com- pact that you wonder how the various parts car turn without conflicting or how it is possible for human hands to squeeze through the maze to oil the machinery. But this economy of space is as noth- ing to what you will see. The floor you stand on is a cover for the cells of the storage batteries wherein Is pent up the electricity with which your boat will propel herself when she runs sub- merged. The walls amidships and the space In the bow are gigantic ballast tanks to be filled with water that will these are tool boxes and hinged bunks for the crew to sleep in. The four torpedoes, measuring six- teen feet three inches long, eighteen inches in diameter and weighing 1.500 pounds each, are lashed end for end in pairs at either side, and directly over these are tool hoxes and hinged bunks for the crew to sleep in. The very air which is taken along to keep life in you in case the boat should be detained beneath the surface longer than usual is compressed in a steel cyl- inder 2,000 pounds per square inch, 2 pressure so intense that were the cyl- inder to spring a leak no larger than # pin hole and were the tiny stream of escaping alr to strike a human being it would penetrate him through and through and drill a hole through an inch thick board behind him, And yet everything about the inte- rior arrangements of this boat is so sim- ple that you can see at a glance its purpose. Away forward, where the tip of the cigar comes to a point, are the two torpedo tubes out of swhich the gunner will send his deadly pro- Jectiles seething beneath the waters at the rate of 35 knots an hour against an unsuspecting hull, Directly under the conning tower is a platform, three feet square and ele- vated three feet from the deck, upon which the captain stands, head and shoulders extending into the tower, so that while at his post he is visible to the crew only from the waist line down, and at the feet of the captain and on a level with his platform is stationed another of the officers, in charge of the wheel that controls the diving rudders and the gauges that register the angle of ascent and de- cline and show how deep the boat is down. The two officers are in personal com- munication, so that In case of heart disease or other mishap either can Jump to the other man's place. Time to Wake. Judge Wheaton A. Gray was once harangue by the prosecuting counsel on a warm day at the end of a long bhavarena by the nrosecuting counsel Colleges & Schools. he noticed one of the jurymen asleep. As soon as the argument was complet- ed the judge addressed the jury in this peculiar manner: “Gentlemen of the jury, the prosecuting attorney has com- pleted his argument. Wake up and lis- ten to the instructiohs of the court.” San Francisco Argonaut. One Was Enough. “Dad,” said the white faced lad, “how many cigars does it take to hurt a boy? “How many have you smoked?” “One.” “That's the number,” said dad, and, taking down the strap from behind the door, he soon convinced the boy that he was right.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ASLEEP UNDER WATER. One of the Funny Incidents Possible in a Diver's Life. As showing how much at home a man may be today under water I may relate an amusing story. Some months ago while a great battleship was at Malta one of the seamen divers went down to clear her propeller from some flotsam that had become entangled, and he fafled to come up. It chanced that the rest of the battleship’s divers were ashore, and grave concern was felt on the ironclad for the missing worker. Signals by telephone and life line were sent below without avail. In the launch above the throb-throb of the air pump’s cylinders went on, but the attendants looked at one another in dismay, fearing some strange trag- edy deep down in those heaving green seas. The worst was feared when some big brushes and other tools came float- ing to the surface, and thereupon the navigating lieutenant sent ashore ar urgent message for one of the other divers. The man came on board, dressed immediately and went below, only to come up full of indignation. “Why, that fellow's been asleep all this time!” he sald wrathfully. It was true. The man had just had his lunch, and, finding the work much less serious than be had thought, he finished it i, a few minutes and then sat comfort- ably on one of the giant blades of th- battleship propeller and went to sleep with Inquisitive fishes swarmirz around him, attracted by the dazzling searchlight on his breast. The officers were so amused at the occurrence thet no punishment was inflicted on the lazy one.—8t. Nicholas. The Kind of Boy He Was, That Marrhall Field of Chicago knew how to wrest victory from defeat and make stepping stones of stumbling blocks is shown by the following story told of him by a friend: When a boy young Field went to a great merchant and asked, “Do you want a boy?” “Nobody wants a boy,” replied the merchant. “Do you need a boy?" the boy persisted, not at all abashed. “Nobody needs a boy,” was the reply. But he would not give up “Well, say, mister, do you have to heve a bor?" “I think likely we do,” we- plied the merchant, “and I rather think we will have to have a boy just like you.” Some Few Escaped. “Oh, John,” whimpered the wife as she seized the morning paper. “see what that editor has done with the ar count of our musicale! He has place . it alongside the column of death no- tices. It's » shame, And we had such prominent people as guests too.” “I suppose,” said the husband wea- rily, “that the editor wishes to call at- tention to the fact that some people are more fortunate than others."— Bohemian Magazine. A Doubtful Proposition. “Should a man go to college after fifty “Well, he might pass muster at ten- nis,” answered the expert. “But a man can’t expect to do much in base- ball or football at that age.”—Pitts- burg Post. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Botght Bears the Signature of CHAS. H. FLETCHER. Yr YOU WISH TO BECOME. A Chemist, & Teacher, An Engineer, A Lawyer, An Electrician, A Physician, A Scientific Farmer, A Journalist, in short, if you wish to secure a training that wi! A you well for any honorable pursuit in lite, THE PENNSYLVANIA STATE COLLEGE OFFERS EXCEPTIONAL ADVANTAGES. TUITION IS FREE IN ALL COURSES. TAKING EFFECT IN SEPT. 1900, the General Courses have been extensive! nish & mach more varied range of eloetives, ar the Freshman rman, ing History; the Baghish, French, veho! hi 3ufest Ps; i , and modified, so as to fur ear, than heretofore, includ. ish, Latin and Greek Languages and Litera olitical Science, These courses are especially ogy cs, to the wants of those who seek either the most thorough training for the Profession of Teaching, or a general College Education. The courses in Chemistry, Ciel, Blectrical, Mechanical and Mining Engineering are among the very best in the United raduates have no difficulty in securing and holding positions. YOUNG WOMEN are admitted to all courses on the same'terms as Young Men, FIRS I SEMESTER begins Thursday, September 17th, 1908. For specimen examination papers or for catalogue giving full information respecting courses of study, expenses, etc., and showing positions’ held by graduates, address THE REGISTRAR, State College, Centre County. Pa. A WAR TRAGEDY. Pathetic Incident at the Siege of Port Hudson. At the slege at Port Hudson, La. there was one gun commanded by Al- phonso Dubreull. He was a young sugar planter who had opposed seces- sion, but maintained that if Louisiana seceded he would go with his state. Dr. Chatrand, his neighbor, was a vio- lent secessionist, and Dubreull and the doctor's daughter Amelia were lovers. Louisiana seceded. Alphonso raised a company and proved so brave a Con- federate that the doctor, who had op- posed his daughter's marriage, readily consented, and the pair were married. His bride was accorded special per- mission to go into the bomb proofs of the fort, where in comparative safety she could be near her husband. There she saw him operating his enormous gun, but her heart was torn with fear for his safety. Suddenly she became excited by the noise of firing and, rush- ing out from her place of safety, was struck by a plece of shell and fell back lifeless. Dubreuil ran to her side, saw death in her face and went back brave- ly to his gun. The next morning was beautiful, and the sun shone gloriously. There was cessation of hostilities that the dead might be buried. Thus engaged, a re- quest came from the enemy to allow the body of a young lady to pass through our lines. It was granted. The little cortege came, preceded by a military band playing a mournful dirge, and halted at the outpost. The old musket box used as a bier was ac- companied by two ladies and several officers. One of the latter, a handsome young fellow with long hair, walked calmly and slowly, but his face be- trayed the greatest grief. A detail of Confederate privates acted as pallbear- ers. Our men uncovered their heads. All were blindfolded and led through our lines to the steamboat. They bade a last adieu to the dead bride and re- turned blindfolded. It was the saddest sight I ever saw.— G. N. Saussy in Spare Moments. in the Depths of the Sea. The quantity of light emitted by many minute deep sea animals Is so great as to supply over definite areas of the sea bottom a sufficient {llumina- tion to render visible the colors of the animals themselves. Some cephalopods are furnished with apparatus which reflects the light from their phosphor- escent bodies upon the sea bottom over which they float. This reflecting ap- paratus is spoken of as “an efficient bullseye lantern for use in hunting through the abysmal darkness.” The Contrary. “I dropped some money in the mar- ket today,” announced Mr. Wyss at the dinner table. “Again?” proachfully. “No,” replied Mr. Wyss mournfully: “a loss.”—Judge's Library. exclaimed Mrs. Wyss re. Outreasoning Reason. Little Raymond's mother had told him that she should put him to bed if he disobeyed her command in a cer tain matter. Temptation overcame him, and when his mother to fulfill her duty sobs of anguish filled the room. “But, Raymond,” said the mother gently, “I told yeu I should punish you in this way if you disobeyed, and mother must keep her word, you know.” Between muffled sobs Raymond man, aged to say, “You needn’t break your word, mamma, but couldn't you change your mind?’ — Woman's Home Com- panion. The Tactful Doctor. A physician in a small town in north- ern Michigan got himself into a seri- ous predicament by his Inability to re- member names and people. One day while making out a patient's receipt his visitor's name escaped him. Not wishing to appear so forgetful and thinking to get 2 clew, he asked her whether sk = spelled her name with an “e” or “i.” The lady smilingly replied. “Why, doctor, my name is Hill.”—Suc- cess Magazine. . Your Enemies. Don't make enemies unnecessarily. Your friends don’t do much for you, as you all know, but your enemies will lie awake nights looking for opportu- nity to take a shot at you. And you al! know that too.—Atchison Globe. Great Britain has the longest coast line of any country in Europe. Italy, Russia and France come next In the order given. Pills vs. Pills. A little pill may often save a big bill fory medical service. When the howels are clogged a condition is created which invites disease. Ohe of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel- lete as a regulator of the bowels will pre- vent this condition, and if there is consti- pated babit the use of the ‘Pellets’ will effect a complete cure. Hood's Sarsaparilla. VV OMEN WORRY More than men, says Dr. McComb, and one reason i« that their nervous organiza. tions are more delicate. True, and Hood's Sarsaparilla is just the perve-builder, ap- petite-giver, and blood-purifier they need, Indigestion 8 Years. —~'1 was troubled with indigestion for three years. [ read of Hood's Sarsaparilla and tried it. After taking a number of bottles | was com. pletery cured.” Mrs. J. H. Halley, De- oto, Mo. Nervous, In Pain, No Appetite, — “Had poor health for years, pain in shoulders, mek and hips, with constant headache, nervousness and no appetite, Took Hood's Sarsarsrilla gained strength and can work hard all day, eat heartily and sleep well,” Mrs. E, Giffels, Moosh Lake, Minn. Rheumatism. — “I had rheumatism in one of my ankles, but Hood's Sarsa- parilia soop gave me permanent relief. I recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla,” Mrs, Ann Hutchinson, Lafayette, Col, Hood's Barsapariila is sold everywhere, In the usual liquid, or in tablet form called Sarsatabs, 100 Doses One Dollar, Prepared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, 53-33 Mass, Fauble’s Great Clothing House Attorneys-at-Law. Meat Markets. C. MEYER—A -at-Law, Rooms 20 & e 21, Crider's Exe Be i liefonte, Pa, " 49-44 tices in all the Courts. Consultation in ish and German. Office in Crider's Ex. N B. SPANGLER — Attorney-at-Law. Prac. 3 i chige, Bellefonte, Pa. 8. TAYLOR—Attorney and Counsellor at . Law. Office, Garman House Block, fonte, Pa. All kinds of legal business at. ! tended te promptly. 0-19 Ny KLINE WOODRING . ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Bellefonte, Ps. 51-1-1y Practices in all the courts, J H. WETZEL~Attorney and Counsellor at . Law, Office No. 11, Crider's Exchange, second ficor. All kinds of legal! business attend- ed to promptly, Consultation in English or Ger. man, 39-4 ETTIG, BOWER & ZERBY-—Attorneys.at- Law, Eagle Block, Bellefonte, Pa. Suc- D* 8. M. NISSLEY 53-20-1y* VETERINARY SURGEON, Office Palace Livery Stable, Bellefonte, Pa. Graduate University of Pa. (xET THE BEST MEATS. You save nothing by buying, peor, thin or gristly meats. [ use only t LARGEST, FATTEST, CATTLE, and supply my customers with tne fresh. est, choicest, t blood and muscie mak. ing Steaks and Roasts. My prices are oo higher than poorer meats are else where I always have DRESSED POULTRY come Guine in season, and any kinds of good meats you want, cessors to Orvis, Bower & Orvis. Practice in all Tar My Suor. the courts. Consultation in English or German, | §3-84-iv P. L. BEEZER. 50-7 High Street, Bellefonte M. KEICHLINE — Attorney-at-Law. Prac J. tice in all the courts. Consultation in Travelers Guide. nglish and German. Office south of court ———————————>SSSam—a————————— m—— house. All professiopal business will receive j= ee — prompt attention, 49-5-1y* ENTRAL RAILROAD OF PENNA. shia Condensed Time Table effective June 17, 1908 Physicians. Rexkntww.} Reds. or. —— TT ecm Stations gS 1 _— 8. GLENN, M. D., Physician and Sur. | NO 1, No 8 No 3| No.6 No 4X3. * geon, State College, Centre county, Pa. Office at his residence, 85-41 | A. m. p.m. p.m. Lve, Ar. p.m. |p. m./A. m 705 655 220 BELLEFONTE, 910 505 9 4 —— ——————— m— ( 7 15 7 06] 3 83|...... oli Rsresss ses B67 452 902 TMI 237 .....cuue Os sensors 1851 447 19 ¢ Dentists. 727 718 245 .HECLAPARK. 845 441/91 72 | 247... Dunkles..... 843 438 91 —— 2 c= | 73317 23 251 ..Hublersburg... 8 30 4 34 19 0 787 7128 285 wSnydertows.... 836 420 90 R. J. E. WARD, D.D.S,, oMce next door to | 7 40.17 30 2 58 ....... Nittany........|f8 84 4 27.19 0 : Y. M. C. A. room, High street, Bellefonte, | 7 42/17 33 3 Huston .. 83242000 | Pa. Gas administered for painless extracting | 7 46 7 38! 8 ow LAAT... ooo... (1820 421 {85 | teeth. 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