————————————————— Colleges & Schools, eee _— IF YOU WISH TO BECOME. 2 A Chemist A Teacher, I bappened to be in Tiffany's and | botanist furnished him with the tech- B. SPANGLER.—A I An ‘Engineer, 4 Lawyer, retreating figure of a lean, lank cus- | asked one of the head men if it is true nical name of the hazel, and the farmer | AN inallthe Rs. Ceeiation, In Hg An Electrician, A Physician tomer and remarked: “I wish that fel- | that people really eat off gold plates. ! placed tne following notice at conspicu- fsband Gepmen. Office in the Eagle building | A Scientic Farmer, A Journalist, low would learn to talk United States. He smiled and, turning to a young | ous points about his premises: , Pa. A DIFFERENCE IN NAMES. Some Orders That Puzzled the New York Fish Dealer. The fish market man glanced at the COSTLY DISHES. 1 Dining Services of Solid Gold and | Dishes of Rare China. | Lurking Danger. A farmer who was much troubled by trespassers during the nutting season consulted with a botanical friend. The Attorneys-at.Laws J C. MEYER—Attorney-at-Law Rooms 20 & eo 21, Crider's Exchange Belletonte, Pa. 44-48 8S. TAYLUR.— Attorney and Counsellor a short, if you wish to secure a training that will fit you well for any honorable pursul. 0 life. He comes in here and says, ‘Have you | man, said, “Bring me an after dinner “Trespassers take warning! All per- ° Law. outlice, No. 24, Temple Cour any squiteague? and after awhile I | coffee set.” ! hi -, | iourth oor, Bellefonte, Pa. All kinds of lega Ss . sons entering this wood do so at their ! pines: attended to romptiy 40 49 tind out he wants weakfish. Then one And presently the young man return- d : THE PENNSYLVANIA STATE COLLEGE OFFERS EXCEPTIONAL ADVANTAGES. TUITION IS FREE IN ALL COURSES. I'AKING EFFECT IN SEPT. 1900, the General Courses have been extensively modified, so as to fur- day he ordered a horse mackerel, and I had to send for a dictionary before I found out that he wanted bluefish. Where did he come from? New Eng- land, he says, and calls things by the names they do down there. “Strange that a few miles should ed with a small tray holding three small pieces. They were gracefully tashioned and looked like gold. And ' | the tray looked like gold. ! “What do you think they are?’ asked the head man. “Silver gilt,” 1 suggested. own risk, for, although common snakes are not often found, the Corylus avel- lana abounds everywhere about here and never gives warning of its pres- ence.” The place was unmolested that year, and the farmer gathered his crop in peace. C. HEINLE.—Attorney at Law, Bellefonte yy. Pa. Office in Hale building, opposite Court House All Jrofessional business will re- ceive prompt atention. 30 16 H. WETZEL.— Attorney and Counsellor at Joe Law, Office No. 11, Crider's Exchange second floor. All kinds of legal business atten ed to promptly. Consultation in English or German 39 4 ETTIG, BOWER & ZERBY,—Attorneys-at- pisn a much more varied range of electives, after the Freshman year, than heretofore, includ- | make such a difference in fish names. “Hold it,” he said and put the serv- — Sd ba Tl LL md dpi i . the English, French, German, Spanish, Latin and reek Languages and Litera: ; | , Bel hy Ps. © ng Be rohology; thics, Peda ogies, and Political Science, Thece courses are especially Why, when he wants a blackfish he ice in my hands. A Roomy Hotel. ibe ower § Orvis ainaciice in sli adapted to the wants of those who seek either the most thorough training for the Profession of Teaching, or & general College Education. fhe courses in Chemist “pest in the United States. , Civil, Electrical, Mechanical and Mining Enginggrin Graduates have no difficulty in securing an ‘are mong the very holding positions. YOUNG WOMEN are admitted to all courses on the same terms as Young Mer. THE FALL SESSION anens September 15th, 190k. calls for tautaug and orders quahuags when he wants clams. He is almost as bad as an Englishman who came into a meat market where I worked once and asked us if we had any sa- “It's heavy,” said I, “but—it can’t be | solid gold.” | “That's what it is,” he assured me and pointed to the mark. “These four | pleces—the tray, the coffeepot, the | A story is being told in Athens of an American woman who visited Greece on a cruise of the Mediterranean. When she entered the train at the Piraeus in order to reach the city she was ob- Consultaiions in English or Ger- man. 50-7 M. KEICHLINE—ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.~— . Practice in all the courts. Consultation in English and German. Office south of Court house. All professional business will receive prompt attention. 49-5-1y% SS oF Sin Sis vory duck. ‘This is no poultry shop,’ cream pitcher and the su bowl— served by a fellow traveler to be visi- — — fi talogu full informatio secting courses ol » gar bowi—are wo ee ee howing positions held bY orator said I. ‘I know it, replied he. ‘Then eighteen carat gold, solid. The price bly disturbed and was asked to explain Physicians. why do you ask for duck? said I. is $3,000.” : the reason for her distress. “Oh,” she Coal and Wood. EPvarp K. RHOADS Shipping and Commission Merchant, meee DEALER IN=—— ANTHRACITE axp BITUMINOUS {coats —CORN EARS, SHELLED CORN, OATS — snd other grains. —BALED HAY and STRAW— BUILDERS and PLASTERERS’ SAND KINDLING WOOD—— by the bunch or cord as may suit purchasers. Respectfully solicits the patronage of his friends and the public, at THE REGISTRAR, State College, Centre County, Pa. 3ellefonte, Pa., July 14, 1905. Once Made, These Cakes of Baked Clay Are Good For All Time. From the time the clay is dug out of its bed until it finds its permanent place in some building's walls as a brick it is handled not less than a hun- dred times and by more than a score of different individuals. Take into account the persons and processes directly and indirectly in- terested in brickmaking, masonry building and inhabiting such buildings, and the human mind is baffled by fig- ures reaching into the trillions—and a trillion is written 1,000,000,000,000! Once made, a brick is practically in- destructible. Nearly every brick that has ever been made by man from the beginning of time is still in existence on this earth. The men who made and laid them and who directed thest operations have long since been gath- ered into dust. Some of them have doubtless contributed in their bodies to the making of more bricks. But the steadfast and enduring square of What do you suppose he wanted? it.”—New York Press. Concerning Seasickness. Two congressmen, discussing the dis- comforts of travel, happened to branch off on to the subject of seasickness. One of them said: “Talk about seasickness, the fellow that traveled with me on my last Euro- pean trip beat anything I ever met in all of my experience before. I tried all sorts of remedies on him, but without avail. He kept repeating, ‘Oh, I am so sick, I am so sick.’ “Finally I cried out, ‘Can’t you keep anything on your stomach? “Only my hands, Tom, only my hands.’ ’—Harper’s Weekly. Matrimony and Theology. Matrimony should end all doctrinal quibbles. If the man happen to be born a pagan and the woman .some- thing else, let them compromise their differences and become, both of them, of the same faith. Let them cast lots if there be no other way.—From “The Bishop’s Niece,” by George H. Picard. Happy Schooldays. The Parson—Well, my boy, you seem in a great hurry to get to your school today. Boy—Yes, sir. Bill Jones is Not only is it true that a number’ of is considered good enough for Euro- pean royalty), but there are rich fam- ilies who boast sets of china costing from $3,000 to $5,000 a dozen, so that the breaking of a single plate means the loss of several hundred dollars.— Success. LAPLAND BABIES. replied, “I've been wondering what we know the name or any other hotell” Heroic Surgery. When the Medical and Chirurgical society of London was founded in 1803 the barber-surgeon was still more or less tolerated. At one of its early meet- ings one Dr. Wardrop advocated the “excellent custom” of bleeding patients _ till they fainted, so that they might be For Their First Few Months They Live In Wicker Baskets. Little Laplanders spend the first few | months of their existgce in baskets of wickerwork provided at the top with a conical framework too close for the ba- by to fall through ‘and yet giving the infant plenty of light and air. Before commencing her work for the | day the Lapp mother places her child in the basket and hangs it on the limb of some nearby tree, occupation being . found for the little one by stringing toys upon a cord passed across the top of the basket. Thus provided, the child spends the entire day in the open and yet at the same time is guarded from the troubles and dangers of outdoor child life in other countries. The basket idea curiously parallels the Indian idea of strapping the pa- poose into a carrying case, but the the subject of surgical operation whiie in an insensible condition. It Rained. When a highfalutin editor is in a hurry he doesn’t waste words by say- ing, “It rained.” He simply writes, “After many days of arid desiccation the vaporing captains marshaled their thundering bosts and poured out upon scorching humanity and the thoroughly incinerated vegetation a few inches of aqua pluvialis.” sme—— Medical. A TIRED STOMACH Does not get much good for you out of what you eat, for it does not digest much—it is wasteful. it WwW 8. GLENN, M. D., Physician and Surgeon, ® 25-27 Nothing in the world but hog’s pluck, millionaires in America own plates of Shall do. I hear we shan’t be able to | pi, y, tate College, Oentre county, Pan, L Bee or pig's liver, as the overrefined call solid gold or silver gilt (which latter get rooms at the Acropolis, and I don’t | == ——___“ Dentis s. E. WARD, D. D. 8., office in Crider’s Stone ° Block N. W. Corner Allegheny and High Sts. Bellefonte, Fa. Gas administered for the ainiess extraction of teeth. Crown and Bridge 14 ork also. R. H. W. TATE, Sutpeon Dentist, office in the Bush Arcade, Bellefonte, Pa. All modern electric appliances used. Has had years of ex- perience. All work of superior quality and prices reasonable. 45-8-1y. Hotel. { JENTRaAL HOTEL. MILESBURG, Pa. A. A. KoHLBECKER, Proprietor. ‘This new and commodious Hotel, located opp. the depot, Milesburg, Centre county, has been en- tirely refitted, refurnished and replenished throughout, and is now second to noné in the county in the character of accommodations offer- ed the public. Its table is supplied with the best the market affords, its bar contains the purest and choicest liquors, its stable has attentive host. lers, and every convenience and comfort is ex- | tended its guests. &a-Through travelers on the railroad will find this an excellent Zlace to lunch or procure a meal, as all trains stop there about 25 minutes. 24 24 Meat Markets. | : {Central 1812. baked clay persists and will until the | going ter git a bird of a licking this | yapp baby has the advantage over its feels; sore and Jame and is easly G™ THE relephone Calls { Commercial 662. | heavens and earth are shriveled like | morning for playing hookey, and I | yngian fellow in that its limbs are un- igi mi ofbs ipsa JY ET MEATS near the Passenger Station. a scroll. don’t want to miss it.—Puck. confined and a certain amount of liber- | i Phe es al sa s i 46-18 sm——— Plumbing etc. Upon inscriptions in bricks our earli- est knowledge of human history de- pends. Kings whose glory has passed so utterly that all but their names have perished still owe the perpetua- tion of these names to a mark in the perdurable brick.—Chicago Journal. BL GRP L. setting Him Right. Husband--Well, madam, you've got your wish—you’ve married a rich hus- band. Wife—No, dear, I've married a rich man, but a poor husband. ty of movement is afforded. The child is carried from place to place in the same basket, the cord by which it is attached to a tree being slung over the shoulder. i HOOD'S SARSAPARILLA For testimonials of reraarkable cures send for Book on Dyspepsia No. 5. C. I. HOOD CO., Lowell, Mass. 50-27 ASE ET SESE You save nothing by buying, poor thin or gristly meats. [I use only't Bo LARGEST, FATTEST, CATTLE, and supply my customers with the fresh- est, choicest, best blood and muscle mak- ing Steaks and Roasts, My prices are no higher than poorer meats are else- where. ! always have ——DRESSED POULTRY,— Game in season, and any kinds of good Caen ~~ TLI TL TITTLE TLICT LU TLIET, SU TLITLD, Ra san \ oo RB IEEeRararererererReeessess| + i. PLUMBER 2g AVE IN as you chose your doctor—for ef- fectiveness of work rather than for lowness of price. Judge of our ability as you judged of his—by the work already done. Many very particular people have judged us in this way, and have chosen us as their plumbers. R. J. SCHAD & BRO. No. 6 N. Allegheny St., : BELLEFONTE, PA. 42-43-61 : : : : : : : : : : s : : : : : : New Advertisements. R. J. JONES VETERINARY SURGEON. 23 Any Piece of Clothing. Suits, Over- coats, Rain Coats or Trousers, Men’s or Boy’s at A CLOTHING REDUCTION That. Amounts to Something YOUR MEAT BILLS. There is no reason why you should use poor meat, or pay exorbitant prices for tender, juicy steaks. Good meat is abundant here- abouts, because good -catile sheep and calves ara to be had. WE BUY ONLY THE BEST and we sell only that which is good. We don’t romise to give it away, but we will furnish you §ooD MEAT, at prices that you have paid elsewhere for very poor. GIVE US A TRIAL and see if you don’t save in the long run and have better Meats, Poultry and Game (in sea- son) han have been furnished you : GETTIG & KREAMER Bush House Block BELLEFONTE, PA. 44-18 mmm msm Mine Equipment. MEE EQUIPMENT. CATAWISSA CAR AND FOUNDRY COMPANY, CATAWISSA, COLUMBIA CO., PA. BUILDERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF : A Graduate of the University of London i has permanently located at the PALACE i LIVERY STABLES, Bellefonte, where he | will answer all calls for work in his profes- sion. Dr. Jones served four years u der State Veterinary Surgeon Pierson. Calls by telephone will be answered promptly day or night. 50-5-1y Bituminous Mine Cars. Every type. Mine Car Wheels. Piain. Solid hub oiler. Bolted cap oiler Spoke oiler. Recess oilen Mine Car Axies. Square, Round, Collared. BEEEEEEESEEEEES 66 2-3 Cents on the Dollar. 99 4 ) 0 Car Forgings. ; Bands, Draw bars, Cleviaes, Brake, Latches Old and New. : Iron, Steel and Tank Steel and Iron forged and. prepared for any service. We can give you prompt service, good quality, lowest quotations. Distance is not in the way of LOWEST QUOTATIONS. TRY US. ; A standing timber, sawed timber, ) Bands, : i railroad ties, and chemical wood. : i v & Rails and Spikes. : f OU WANT TO BUY This great. Price Reduction includes everything in the Clothes line with the single exception of one style of Black lumber of any kind worked or 1n ¢ the rough, White Pine, Chestnut 3 or Washington Red Cedar Shing- les, or kiln dried Millwork, Doors, Sash, Plastering Lath, Brick, Ete. Go to P. B. CRIDER :& SON 48-18-1y Bellefonte, Pa. ———————————————————————— 48-26 BERREEEREERRERRRaRER Telephone. Suits “Lot 1271” on which the price Fine Job Printing. OUR TELEPHONE 4 remains the same. ; INE JOB PRINTING I ia aren wh | business enters. KEEP THIS DOOR OPEN by answering your calls promptly as you would have your own responded to and aid us in giving good service. If Your Time Has Commercial Value. If Promptness Secure Business. If Immediate Informacion is Required. If You Are Not in Business for Exercise stay at home and use your Long Distance Telephone. Our night rates leave small excuse for traveling. PENNA. TELEPHONE CO. oA SPECIALTY——o0 u FAUBLE’S. AT THE WATCHMAN OFFIOE, ’ 47-25-tf There is no style of work, from the cheapes Dodger” to the finest ——Take Vin-te-na and the good effect «, § % will be immediate. You will get strong, {—BOOK-WORK,—1} you will feel bright, fresh and active, you will feel new, rich blood coursing through your veins. Vin-te-na will act like magio, will put new life in you. If not benefited money refunded. All druggists, v that we can not do in the most satsfactory man- ner, and at Prices consistent with the class of work. on, or comunicste with this office. po Call EGE CECE EEE EE SEC EEE
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