he Demo ratic Watchamn. El IMI B E F N'r K. PA THE NEW ARRIVAL 'Fliere Panto la pet 1 la4l timidity night The queere4l ..tnll, Wnhnut an Invhnfin{ging on-- 1 ',milted, and hml,ll, and lnglied, It Wan ennhtguhtr Ihnt e 1.04 Shimill crone the tillitlllM n %valor, And moor her.clf right in lily omit— My daughter, nh, lily daughter I lel by 11 1 .4.4.) pr1•.441114 itne4 , 44 Stl4 o /4 .441444m444 1111 y And eolne.4 / - 401,1g11.4.1 111 114.11,• 1401.1 Love And 1.011111101 l 1110.. 4101111.5. Sill. fill.; 111111111111(1 . 0 6111 11114, NO rug ti win 1 5111 4 '41010 110'W ftll 1110' 1i1111...1i 1,10,V0i 4 4 111 y anitglitel , 4111, ul, .1,14111, ' 111111( OW Wild 11011 1111 , 1 1111111 1 1(1101 Ili• Hang all 1101.11,1 Rim; In Ihe• bib mill %p .m, 4/111 11111 1111.1 1 ring 11l the 11111+P, :(11114 111 11.0 11111 k /111.1 1. 1101, A../1. 1 111111 11111(er. pen+ foto( tio— My ilauglitia, oh, 1110 ' A LIFE WASTED. lITI I Nolo,lv vier saw .inch weather, first it hail rained ; then imopeil, Toll it had rained again, a cold, driving rain, mingled with sleet that dished itself spitefully again , " the window.; ol ntk Cottage with es yrs hlng thunder tug guy( .1 ,Vlll,l, its thollult to it rage at the comfort and loight , or, perlmpw, a wain nniv 1111 \ 11111.4 to get in, which, indeed, .1.1 . 111.+ 10 TIP the store 1 , 11.1.:1 1, 1( . .. 01 11(1.11 "i Ihr tWO 114 even it north ea.ter could not relent over such eIIZV 111111` room.; Hi were waiting this Whittemore It 14111 , 1 111. 1»1, 4 ‘ dart. , 1,111 Ali v WI , IIM not light the lamp till lie came, for she limed to .ay, that she would hat e the Wile dwelling and herself leap into light a n d happinesq together, sin there team only the firelight burning brightly eninigli to show vnu a Immo, flowers Oil it SHIM!, sue or two rehire., it lounge drawn lip, IN some book 1.11,5 e.: and through the arched .100 r Ti table set nut, snowily and glittering tutu Killer and chum - - AlOOlll 11114 11 an 111,1 a little woman, not pretty, Litt no 1111.p•Iller I'll7l that poi might well lie in finulft ssliether she 11 , 1141 the reflection of the rooms, 1i 111111 of dt11111.144.11` (111 rage, the centre front whence radiated It all, the guardian angel 111 the loLltiet.' A little w(ntitin of the plump order, fresh ithil sparkling, will 111 111•1111•1/1111.1. 111 beautiful bright hair, stopping w het 140111111'y 8 1011111 1111` f(14,111, at a cradle where las it little -well, it I 4111101 describe it in structls csersilav .111 e, I it only! sar 11 NVIIL.,OI 10, 3 1,v in _•tl/0,1 cm, .1111•01 i , 1111 e, tuft, hllll. and rosy decidedly as 1011115111 i• a little fellow of one sea, iii• hurl 1%11 11 ; 11111 1te11k114, , , fn.!. Alice s st soil point, .111111101 1114.1111011 111111 11 Wa 4 a 101.111111 111111 11111.11. 111, 1 , 11.11 111, 111 0111 11 9 11 1 , lors and old in solfiects 111 bound less ssiinder and conipa.sion, and O n gendered It i.rsiftle pa, for the rest of the world 1 111 101 l !pill) eung 111111 11 4.111111 refl,l 1111 114 11100.1 liht• 1 1,1 pa 11111.11 Wlill+l,lo4l, 111141 101111 111111( 1.•(,1 111111 lilt leg.“ it hall I 411 8 111 "Long" wtw 1.011 1.11111111 Mill king 114 11,1111110, l i l ac regardless 01 Ihr .1,,l•111114 nauseam addressed to It 111 its 111111111101, 111 111' (01 11111111 041.• 1 1,11,11'1.1 1/4,1 1 1 :j 4 .1 n.11•.11, 111111;.1111 . ‘, 11111111. kith. .11551 Id 1111 111‘01 litlf 01 heart. and no one 1,11411 n 140 11'11,11 11111110 1 I4ll_ll, si l l• ?Hight have 1,1,0,1.11 , 1. 111141 not the 111111! P511..11 , 1 lln 11l ll.' 1111 il ' i/111111 14 1 031 k I I I Wl' 111.1 lice noshed toward tht 11;111. then -topped, Clore ,t •r. .1% ItS not alone, he 1,1.1 1.!..;;_ti0 f ohe wish bon tt leol,Hor In It '1:14 a WI/ Intin ' tt laugh. She could not lent 'eel ft lilllrtheapremili3el,l tin% tool 1.1,11 awns . three ;Itt%., tool ale had •-o ;noel; to sae, hul Ilia was old% her hr-I 1 lionighi her el•Cdilio 3 nel %V Ile should (nett her Ilushand ale tse in :t r. and Li. gur.ls tvith cordittlit% , whereupon elte lent into the hall (;Ily MeeMed rather tit 1111.1 I.ltrink Irmo her ht.., glatttalit! Jtalf titten,h, Lt In. (.1.11114114101i, n , 11,': 11“11111•1,1 Itt.r wt dear. ilarleigh, Nitwit!! Ilarleivhcii whom tuu hate heard tat , ql4 7 aii . .9 l l,iiiiiiii I Inns I her at the depot. litterlt "'die got oat a moment's ielrwLnient, 1111,1 tile trail! lilt her. I trii.t, loot,* er, we .Intl) give her nn rt•ltrittl. In regret 'lll lurthrr herdetenluui "1111, I ant repaid alre.ids, am+, er eel the latl%, smiling dawn in Alice s have The haying tit tell that I Lave aeon that at home a married Mali, Is coilitiemott [(ln eitttagli for all try vexations, if I doiCt. iimitmittode Mr'. Whittemore. "GI , nut in the least," said Alice, of eOIID.P, as she led the way into the parlors; and yet she was 1111 . 0111111thkd She remembered GI, name 01 Marian Ilarleigh well enough - Guy's betroth ed, with whom lie had quarzeled and parted before he ever slia Alice. She rxa 1101 likely to forget it. It was an accident, of course, and all quite natu ral; as much so as that she should oil I him Guy ; but she only half liked the nature of either ul these cases. Meanwhile Mlev hifirlelgh _had laid aside bonnet and cloak, and wtis look ing about her with evident curiosity and interest. She was a very hand some woman--quite the opposite of Alice; tall and slender, fair and dark haired, with blue eyes shaded by black lashes, black brows, and scarlet lips, wearing an air of elegance and superi ority taking in a drawing-room, but not wholly comfortable for little bodies irks our Alice, whose small taper was almost extinguished in the blaze of this Catherine-wheel. A little cooing from the cradle caused her presently tt notice the hairy. She went over and knelt down by him.—" What a handsome little fellow; like his father, is he not? You call him Guy, of course I" the baby looked up into the hand• some lace bent over him in real earn est; at first with calm attention ' as if resolving whether this face had any thing to do with his dinner, or the final exthiguinhing of him in the bed up etairs; then pleased with t e glitter 01 a steal ornament that fast: n back the waves of her hair, relit. from his austerity into a smile. Be w • lovely then that Marian was charmed, She began to coquet with him. She lowered her head till the shining comb was just within his reach, and pill. it away; she tickled his _Pt cheeks with her slender finger, all the whiter and more shapely for the thadionds that sparkled on them , the . color deepened in her cheeks; it wilt shone in her eyes, and just at that juncture, baby grew audacious, seized the comb suddenly, purled it tint, brandished it triumphantly, and down fell her long, thick hair about tier shoulders to her slender waist, nothing altogether, a pretv picture--a very pretty picture, thought tiny. lint Alice turned up her little nose mentally. "It was done purposely; and as tor-halo, he was a little traitor, to be tiednetcl by n steel comb," ktol I thud, she gave him a little clap MI 1114 Ina legs, IN she tucked him up in the bed, nod then sat down and cried heartily because she had been indulging ni such !outdid thoughts mid tempers Meanwhile, Marian sat vompusedly, MI the op pocite side of the lire place. "It seems so odd," she said, at last. "I am not cure that it is not a dream, alter all. To think that this In your house, and your baby, and that is your It would be hard to tell how, but something of disparagement sounded so elea4v in the - 1204, clause, that it nettled iity "It is — taOnewlint different," he said, pointedly, "from the plans %%(' 111111 )ettrii ago Alarm!' bliiidied "I did not mean that, — she said, "I Wll9 not thinking of it at all. We were certainly very foolish and eery harsh, especially I ; I think now it im tar better as it Ix. four wile is bet ter suited to ton than I should have been, but there Is a proverb 1401111` where about old wounds, that I think we should Ill)will to remember "Perhapn we ha) better forget that (;iIV WkiN nellied once more (hire more, there was something like disparagement in what she said, or rather the tone' as it she were Cl,ll gratulating herself, and hail never done otherwise, at her escape. Men are not in the least vale, but they hate it natural dislike to be dropped mote so easily Ile roused himself, determined that she should feel and See 11l lifl true light the tnestimahle treasure that she had missed Ile began to talk with liar old ease and brillianev. Alice heard them, sitting; in the nursery with the baby. lie had been in the habit lately of falling asleep 101 l an hour litter supper, but then it uvula only natural thatswte should wed' to emertain his company After it VIIIIIO she beard them singing -from memory, et 'Moat), for she Hang, I/111V hit I ads , she had tiff such ntnslr 11' 4 Olltt Mar %Owe was cingularly sweet and pwerful, 11111 41414 executed the difficult arr 4 that clue was trying w"th III) 11(111 . 51111 , 0111111 , 1,1 and 111111111, ' f hr ,u nL yo u( ; made the bah) uneacv, mut kepi %Hee still tuernltiol oser the ertl. It art., 4441 In he -hip!,414,1 that .-Ingun,f and talkiro• whould he stopped , %et Alice was in 1111 41 . r% gracious mood, when, hertird 1114 , 1 Ilwilued, at last went down -isurc All outward forms (il pulltenel4 were oh... Ned, but clear Il there was already afar In the Inoue circle a sense of constraint in the moral atunowphere. Mice wan ulosiat Idled with herself; tlity supposed that he wan hallangry at Marian, when, in taw, he was already Illopleanell with all illinvo around here. Alice, how wer, consoled herself with the thought that this I pit, NO unexpected to all, could not be n lengthy one. She lowed something of this to (illy. "Are you unwilling lo take the trouble to entertain it 4,40101 of norm 7" he inquirerl,wharplw. W'ertainly not, I dud ma suppose That was all," tiLr rnnu• 10 MIA V• "She did not . but she is expecting to 111.1. the Tre allnOOM, friend/4 Of her... Mr 110 W 111 start to a week or so, and I in,iied her 10 rterrain till then iv.b.l< two I It looked an nil perspective MIII . 1;111 .11,1,' 11.11111 1,, !nab ing inore, clearl) thought her not worth the winning ;411e was a brit. conversationist, and had an ex cellent memory, irnd 1110 a pleasant wav'til relating any little incident ern tat nag to tioy, of hearing hard on Alice, with tt vivacity that brought out the point in the strongest light, yet always with an air of innocence, as if entirely unaware of the effect that slie was p r od u cin g . She, had created a new atmosphere out of her owe into which Alice could not enter. From their talk, their reading, and their music, she was shut out, as if incapable of participating in them, and if ever Guy was betrayed Into any of the simple bonito interests, the half satirical smile in Marion's handsome eyes was sure to shine upon him like some baleful splendor attend ing ant evil genius. For all this Alice at first excused them then she contented herself with counting the days till the coming of the Trevaneone ; then, as that grew problematical, and one weak excuse after another was made to serve Mar tan's turn, she grew hysterical, wept, lost her freshness, and her cheerful ness of look, even expostulated in pri vate. All useless. Her husband, wire told her, was fully determined nbt to encourage her silly jealousy, He loved her of course (Alice smiled bitterly; ) but he had a right to be civil to.any lady, and he certainly.,ahould avail himself of it. Alice at last said no more. Grew silent, no longer flushed, nor indulged in any of those demonstrilitions which 'Worded Marian inaheitius gratification. Gov congratulated himself that she !mil grown sensible at last. Marina, now that the fun was ever, and a little eariy.l lit her flirtation, availed her self of the first excuse, and departed. The glamour of her presepee gradual ly wearing away, Guy came hack at last to his senses, and then lor the first ime perceived an astonishing change I n his wife. I She was calm, attentis e, diligent an Ellie had always been ; hint all her toinnhine, her etigei confidence, her clinging trust WAN gone; little Alieewo longer ; the grate, enteral, but almost snuleletie and ttoidlens head of the 'She in paying me up that. In all," Guy explained to himself a little uneasily ; Itut it . his e , ,planalion wits a true one, It 14 11 hie long debt. (Ince, and only once she spoke out in answer to t;lty's pansionate urging. 'I camel, tiny, I eltnnot be the name. I know It %%114 n temporary de lusion ; lint I have no evititiente of the number of these delusions to which unwary liable. When I lost trust and hope, I hint it toreter and cannot re gain In, I will do the I can, hot don't iisl; tic for my foriner'selt, for its !lead, and I have no ! flitter to hid it rise. So the world hay-, 'What a cold hard woman 1 Alice ! and Ntari:ta I I arleigh A k l'llero /111,,111 111'r , 11 . a1011.V, 11. , I 1 1,11 h IJrnN 1\11( 111 C, 11.11\1 Allee p„..4 uu I. 111! 11111 Nlnut Wll‘, 1111 , 1 (111 \ 11111'1111111'1y IrelS flll,l I•llrNe4 1,111141.11 for him lolly :m,l ineatitieg. 4 mad end fir a lair tong Mrs, Prim on Scandal No, my dear--goodness be thanked ! no person can Say that I e‘er scandal 'led any one, not even my worst ene iny, no Matter what lie or she may (101! I vr haul chance enough to talk, if I had a mind to, as every one IS this roan I,noas till WI II 111 roirrne, liv ing here right in the High street 0! the town, I can't help seeing a great many queer things, and.n lien our win lov%, are open :Ind Hip blinds shut in the summer tone,' can hear them too ! Rut I meter repeat them --I scorn to make mischief, I never 'pipit word, ex cept when I get 1101' of some sale per like you, aey dear, that I know that I ran trust_ rid if at body as niter to open her month among her own intimate friends, why, the world !sit t worth 11%ing in is ? Itut that isn't scandal, yOll know. I hate and abhor that just as nrurh as you do, and I don't think any one Can say ei.er guilty ill all my lite Ilia then, as I said before, it isn't 'or want of a chance NVlty, Only last evening as ever was, who do you think I saw walking up by here, in the bright moonlight, as brhz:m as you please, but Miss Lennox and Colonel l'arkt•r! Fact, its sure as you lot in that chair , And they were walking c lose together, and talking so conli,lei. tial. I suppose that you know att. about that illsgraeetul allair with the helmt,l girls? Ms dear Noll 1111141 really list in Ilse shirts ' Wlss, they base leer writ sag a list 01 ationNlllllll , l 1e111.1.. 10 the pro pie here in town, and the pse+ttna,t er suspected what was op at last, unil he sit kept a quiet lookout, and caught some of theta nutting the let tors in I don't know ,elint Nll. ('lack doeILSSIII Expel thew, I hope, girls thine hove no Iniminee4 to act so' lore - Mrs Price going by. I pre sunm rdle has been down to cheapen a rim', or get is hall penny rir two taken MI a Joint of meat She's the stingiest thing, tny dear, rt I.sould really make pin r heart ache to hear of the way she manages and contrives , And there her husband, one of the richest men in the town, and folks do nay that lie can't get a decent meal of victuals in his own house. Wonldri t you- What! goi ng ? Can't you stay any longer? ‘Vell,do wine again very soon, won't you timid bye! Thank goodness, she has gone I I really thought she was going to stay all night I heard a nice story about her, by the way, last week - how vh•tnrefully she treaty all her servants! Suppose she thinks I don't know it, I might make mischief enough in her 1 chose But I abhor scan The Encalyptus, or Australian Gum EMI Thin wonderful ties xo rapid in growth, no towering iii height, no mai sive in strength, and #4O beautiful in its symmetrical dark green foliage, Ilan been extensively planted in California, a tide itn culture is rapidly increasing in the arid Territories east of the Rocky Mountains Its v.cial value to our tratim.Miriaissippi regions resides in its rapid growth. A tree of this species in Colorado iii five yearn grew to a diameter of trunk of fifteen inches. This quality will enable our fruit cal turintn to clothe many arid regions with a thick coat of arboreal vegeta tiro], averting excessive evaporation, and Itllleltorating climates. A xpeci ineri tree, in the Botanical Gardens of Melbourne, Australia, is 480 feet high. Its timber ix excellent for house arid ship building, for furniture, &c. Its bark ix rich in tannin arid in medical properties, promising to nupercede the use of quinine by a product of equal benefit, without its injurione qualities. The tree, itself, whße growing, is said to absorb the miasma of malarial die tricts' arid to improve their salubrity. In Califorrf several efforts at plant ing on aconsi ale scale have been commenced. M .1. T. Stratton, in Castro valley, Alameda county, bag planted 50 acres in two varieties of the ucalyptus, which now average 10 feet in height, and present a beautiful arr pearance. About4,ooo trees have al ready keen set out in this experiment, which' is lobe extended h 7 the plant ing a large number of the better varie ties of American hard wood and out varieties.— Washington Chronicle. • The New Enforoement Law The following in a synopsis of the bill, supplementary to the enforcement bill of last winter, which passed the Senate on Wednesday and which will, most probably, become a law without 'any material modifications: The bill comprises eighteen sections, but it may be briefly gamine& up as a measure making the federal election law of last session more stringent iu every respect, by imposing penalties of fine and imprisonment regarding die registration of voters, extending Ilf4 beyond the cities whose popu lation exceeds twenty thousand inhabi tants, to every county, provided two citizens shall apply to the judge of the United States circuit court in whose circuit th'd town or city may lie located, that they desire the law to lie enforced in said place, and requiring said court to provide f(-(r the appointment of fed eral inspectors and supervisors of elec tion to attend all registration of voters and elections of representative or dele gate to Congress, and to remain in ses sion while the act is being in force to transact business under it. Elaborate powers are given to the inspectvr - to inspect at all timen on the day of elec tion the way the voting is (lone, and the way the registry, tally-books and 11,H are hept,and to personally scrutin eOttla and eauvass every ballot, Wll/11 ever may lie the endorsement on ~id ballot, or in whatever box it may he placed or round, and to forward their report to a chief supervisor pro sided lir this act for each judicial dis trict Pro% Isom 14 made for the United States marshal and a number of dep titles to protect and assist the inspec tors and to arrest without a warrant ally person who attempts to commit Lily net prohibited by ibis supplement al net No one is to be arrested, how ever, for any offence not committed in the presenCe of the marshal or his deputies. Any Stale or loral qffirer, who interfenrs, is liable to arrest, with punishment not exceeding a thousand dollars, and two years imprisonment. Any person who gives talse informa tion about the verification of a voter or registry list shall lie held for misde meaaor "'The twelfth section gives the marshal power to call on the military or naval forces of the United States to enable bon to force the law. It is made the duty of the commanding of lieer:ol these rioted States forces to obey the requisition for troops and Yes sets of war without delay. Provision is made for the transfer of soy suit brought by an aggrieved eitiren against a federal officer of the United States circuit court, and to render the judg ment of a State court in such a case null and void Sections five and six of the net of last HeSKIOe, to amend the naturalizaj ion laws and to punish crime against the same, and repealed by thus bill though such repeal in not to affect pending, suits A Grievous Wrong There is the soundest common sense in the hallowing paragraph front the Man, bustril er and Builder Why is u T tliat there I. such a riling MI I he purl of parents to putting their sons to a trade? A nkillful roe charm' is an independent roan. Go where lie will 111 A craft will bring loin support. Ile need rook favors of none. Ile has literally los fortune Ili Inn own hands. Yet foolish parents arnbl IliM/4 that their sons should "rine in the world," an they say--are more willing that they milord.' study for a prole.sion, with the chances of even 1111141erlIte , IIICC1,14 heavily against I hem, or run the risk of spending their 11111.11 hurl nl the task of retailing dry goods, io • I••iiiiig at the account ant's desk, Ilya learn a trade which 011141 bring them manly strength, health and independence. In point of tact, the method they choose is the one least likely to achieve the advance mend armed at, for the supply of can didates for "errant boys," dry goods clerks, and kindred occupations, is no toriously overstocked; while, on the other hard, the demand lorreally skill ed 111VellitIllcu of every description is as notoriounly beyond the supply. The crving need of thin country to day is for skilled labor; arid that hither who neglects to provide lon son with it use ful trade, sinl to mee that he thorough ly [Hunters it, does hint a greivioun wrong and runs the risk of helloing by so much to increase the stock of idle and dependent, if riot vicious, 11111.•111 bets of society. IL is Mated in,lhe re port of ilia Prison Annociation, lately 1.11(.11, HIM of tourteen thousand five hundred and ninety-six prisoners con fined in the thirty Slates, In 1867. Hev enty seven per cent., or over Len thou sand of the II)IImber had toyer learned a trade. The fact conveys a lesson of profound interest to those who have iu charge the training of boys, and girls too, for the active duties of Ilfc A STRANGE STORY ABOUT GINERA I. (1 r. -A few days after the capture of Fort Sumter, in April, 1861, when the voice of the whole country wan for war, we had a conversation with a gentleman who was an officer in the Mexican war, and who besides, in Ohio has obtained eminence as a civilian, that we have often thought of since. said he to us: "I saw to-day an old comrade of mine in Mexico, a West Pointer, but who resigned his position in the army a few years ago. I asked him why he was not in uniform, and expressed my surprise that he was not already a colonel or general of volun teers. His reply was, 'I thi9k and have had lighting enough , What I want in this war is a place by which I can make money.' ' sought to get that place here. He made an ef fort to be selected by the Government as a buyer of horees, but failed. He next endeavored to borrow a few hun- dred dollars of a military friend of ours then and now in the regular army, for the purpose . of entering into business where he would get army patronage. Tieing refused, he applied, as we un deretami, to Gen. Burns for a position in the Commissary Department in this city, but failed also in getting it. There being nothing here to suit him, he wended his way back to Illinois, and became a.sort of secretary to Governor Yates, and everything Q 1 _being un successful, he chose at heat to go into the army: But he did not want to go where there was fighting at all. It was money he was After, and money he has made as General and President of the United States. If he had ob tained the position he asked liar, us buyer of horses, the country would have had a competent if not an honest Wall in that place, and we should not now have a bad President, who makes the tilling of his puree his principal business.,—Clartanati Enquirer, A Novel Cure AlexAnder Dum as published, some t tive ago, in a daily Paris paper, •novel, in which the heroine, prosper ous and happy,is assailed by consump tion. All the slow and gradual symp toms were most naturally and touch ingly described, a n d tbli greatest inter est wits left lor the heroine. One day the Marqui‘i Dalotnieu call ed on him. 'Dumas,' snid he, have you control ed the end of the story now being pub 'tidied in the tt )f course.' •Itoes the herniae die in the end ,'1)1 course., ales of consuption. Aller such symptom... as I huve fie seruhed, how could she 11%4.7" 'Vott noNt make her live You roust change the calastrophe: 'I cannot ' 'l'er4, 101 l must, lor ou your hero ine'H hio depends Toy daughter's' 'Yes ; she has all the various Pymp toms ul COTIPIIMpIum which you have described, and wildly , ' mournfully for every number of your novel, reading her own fate in your heroine's. Now, if you make your heroine live, my daughter, whose irnagmandiu has been deeply impressed, will live, too.' `Conte, a lire to mave im n teinpla 'Not to he reaisteil Iturnam changed his hot chapter. Him heroine recovered and MUIR hap. I'y• A bout live year+ aft era arda, Durnaa met the Nf anvils at a party. 'Ali Dumas,' he exclaimed, 'let are introduce you to my daughter ; She owes her hie to you. There she 'That tine, handsome woman, who looka like Joanne d' Are?' 'Yes; she is married and has four children.' Arid mynmellt. editions,' wild Ihunam , 'so we tine gulls.' A ('til KT Si r‘o - - IVtllinm Lo Is, 101 l ‘sl,o made you. who wan eotoqdered a fool, screwed tip be+ lace, nod looked thoughtlollv and somewhat bewildered 'Hoses, I ('pose!' , 'Thal Will do,' Rani ',,iiro+ cior tnro, addre_ssing the court. • l'he witness says lie J 111,110 1 ,1.9 M(0.4.4 II that is an intelligent itw.,%er.itiore than I thought him eatable of giving, for It shows that M. has some hunt idea of Scripture, I submit that it 14 not sof ticient to entitle lion to be sworn at; a moles capable of giving evidence. 'Mr. Judge,' said the loot, 'ninny I ax the lawyer a ,itteHt ion 7' 'Certainry,' said the Judge. 'Well then, Mr Lawyer, who d'ye a'pose Wade y 011 ?" 'Aaron I n'pose'mand Counselor , ;rey, N. imitating tine a itiiesm. After the north had aornewhat Nub Hided, the witneHm tra led “ut, 'Wall, TIC ow, we do rend in the book that Aaron once noble a calf, but who'd a thought the darned Critter had got in here I The Judge ordered the man to lie sworn As: ErFFI it 11 10.111 AF. (),1 1111 i way home Iran lom last tour In I re la nd, Rev. Rowland 11111 Wali very notch annoyed at the reprobate con duct of the captain and mate, who were greatly addicted to the origentle manly habit of mwearing the captain would swear at the mate, and Oren they would bulb swear at the wind. 'tit,,p, Mop,' mlimm.,l IEIII, 'let 118 ha%c lair play, gentlemen, It Is my tarn HOW.' 'At what et your turn?' asked the rah nn \ ...,•tririe",' rephyd [fill H• 1 l% 11(1111' 1111 111. xti It I. I lie 1 . 011,11 tirge,l tli hill to I e Ills !urn ? hp! 1,, withleil to tiii 'No, - 11111, 'I can't be bur reed; I h ~. a right to take toy ow time and wear at my own cot et - enee.' 'Perhapti you don't intend to tak your turn,' remponded the other. nevi 11111, 'hut I do am noon an I can find the good of doing The rebuke had itm deidred effeet.; there WWI not another oath pi the voy age. 'Allow me,' said an American host, in his most pursuasive tones, to a friend dining with him, 'allow me to help you to a piece of Washington pie.' 'Sir,' replied the gentleman, oratorical. ly waving hie hat, '(leorge Washing- ton was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his courtrymen. admire him for his purity, his piety, and his patriotism, but I detest his An I ri.li hostler wee sent to the eta ble to lirtng out a traveler's horse, but not knowing which of the two horses in the l etalle belonged to the traveler, and wishing to avoid the appearance of ignorance in his busineee,he saddled both animals and brought them to the door. 'That's my nag.' Certainly your honor, I know that very , well,' said Pat,' but I didn't know which was the other gentleman's. —An sbb,,i ation—s monk's dinner AS Sorts of Paragraphs —To protect tho chest—put It lock on —Parental acres—The old man s corns. —Soundings on a bar—Hopping for drinks. —Tho pound of flesh—Making tough steak tender. —A woninn't4 prido and sailer'm guide —the needle. —A cotn mon difference—matrimo nia l squabble. —'l'he quietest thing in n thentre_ ft reserved sent. —Of courso nil the florists in ,lupi n ernßudd-hists. —How to kvop your }load clear_ Shave every hair oft eA word to croakers—When rho whine'4 in the wit'6 out, —lts a paradox, but no young lady is in society till she Climes out. —Economy Is fin disgrace ; it 1+ hit. ter living on a little than outlet w 4 a great-deal —The bachelor has to look t out for number one, the married man for nurp. her two —A mutt who says ho will • uh, rtho very often proves to if pri scriber. --An Eastern paper culls IL col ,, red erntonnarian or its' vicinage, "chi. 4 Ilia dark ages." —A twin tam, la, a fbl Itior ()twin a cathedral, and . vct Lau Lig gum church. hprniqrn --Sifting. the Ilve nr tho !limning wtth tho therm n. Myr it Zr - NV hat trado altos& support ((o th o to esteoit hi( rubor of the popuhoto,s The blau, t rude —When is Bridget like the kudam lire? When she goes out; and Itkeal,a when %he flares up —llintto inotheirs—When no,fuld will CI ear, nailer than walk, it'sit n 1:f an on-kneiesy dispositioti. —Little lisle have n good notion a• to the commencement of life; they al‘iley , . beginsun a mill scale. recommend lade, to form walking clubs This is a matteir whichii ste p s 1 1hould be taken. —Why are the candidates who fad to get eletted like the world's Bee they urn depressed at the polls. —ponied , Webster once said of Ik e , Butler, that lie had the "impudence of the devil and a conscience to matt!) —Because a tame} takes skuis --and hnleg, a i. not safe to infer that he can not be found a% eiv,ily /111 any ono eke —"None but On brave Deserve the (tor," 114 the rough •tid when he eonduetor find lid 1111141 Imyoe•nt —.lllqt 111.1.111 m -1111 Sl,ll4let till - : n • : Oita he only knows of one thing him , r than n wrdding prusenl—n wedding hl,- sent. --An Eng :uremia declare.. that. V , ,1C1/ can be heard two miles up in the air, and it man's only one NI POI I . :11111111 /)11l Want, a ohip in the IN isennsin I.egialatim., and thy jut benrit,., all 1111ra1, the Inernla•rs urn in a Dill-Emma --A pawnbroker having joined a tefllporniier society, It *HA rernarlod that there need be no fear 'b o ut his keeping thy pledge —"The'gleal are taken 11r4," not apply it photograph establndine or barber gimp, Each must take to' cr her tarn, good or wicked. —Naval intelligence -- may be informed that the nautical pernitent of boxing the teditilly attempted upon the Splip —Somebody suggests as an appropro ate motto for the xervanLs' hall ol fiednonable mansion , "They also ,err , who only stand arid wait. —An Ethiopian barber out w, , t, drawn 1114 a juror, WWI naked if lie was a voter aptly replied Wad. enough, but not old enough " —M Bur:Aide, of Michigan, rul, bed her bee head with kerosene Thu treacheiou+ fluid took tire, the boy lort hie hair, and MN 11--lost her Iwir —A ShOdd who returned from ' FAII rope With FORM a , ked if they were lanclacape. vud "tiry, oter one-half of them arc wntcr.rap,r ' —They take ntrulrq cooly in Vermont With the therillornetni riinging nt will from eleven to Ilfty de.green below /ere, they cull it , onply it "coolish turn are le•rh,ul. not to he I,lnwoli lip llu• rnnulw t 111 lea it IS not. 'truing.. Ilia/ limo , 4,1 them ever 1111, It engineer li/rllll llv cfigllll. AIM r of Chicago, left iv note for the ioniser explaining that hci Mill was an act of cothideratenes fir his wife, who wie , "in great want of aneth er husband " --" M Iss A what iv your opini , n of the weather 7" ill think it iidend- to clear, and I wish some folk' would IA- Vow the weather's example and liar too 1" Mr. 11. seized hal hat, and has not been seen in that street since. • —A wag, observing on thn door of a houso the name of two physician, re marked that It put hint in mind of double-barreled gun, one nos:ml, the other would be sure to kill. —lt is the irrevocable law Of moth College "that no gentleman .hall kiss a lady student except in eases of ne cessity, and then only under the imme diate supervision of aid faculty." --An eccentric citizen of St. Louis, died recently, and left in his will $1,(a)0 to a man who, ton years before, had run away with his wife. One of the last things he said wits that ho never forgot a favor. " Which sills of the street do you live on, Mrs. Kipple?" asked a couribei, cross examining a witness. yOn either side, sir. If you go ono way, it's 00 the right side; if you go the other way, it's on the loft." -A. gentleman in this city throws dice with himself whenever he wants a drink, to decide whether or not he shall inditlge. •Ito has had a run of poor lurk and is unpleasan ly affected by the consequoat draught.
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