he Demo ratic Watchamn. El MEI TITER= THE NEW ARRIVAL There 1 . 111111• In port Iwo. Sunday night The gileere.t little craft, Without In itieh of egging 14.1“ . 11, nud itoi 1111i1 It HRH 1.11 singular (lint 411 e SI hi rron%the l nknHnw enter, And 1ti.g.e.b4.1.41.11 right in nig My daughter, oh, me dainotter' let by 11... me pie.enl4 Weltonne tiny And eottitot tooottgoe.l to II ant boo And et.nlnl,lll melte rh) She Itnr no 10a1t11. , 1 hot thi No tag limit II er the She's too new fot the IV, 11,1, 1,1,,d'q My .laughter, ,tight, t ' lIIK outN 'Ong r Rum .1 RinK In till• 1111. 111141 1... 1 111, Ring 11114 ti... 1111011.. rim; iii MIT .I‘, 111 Milk an.l /1 1 , 1. Aar.. lull, pm., 1... n. ats.11111: My .fikught.l. 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I 11 1, I wart. tilt 1..11A. Iu I‘l it • might hose pr“. 1 , 11 1, 1 111 1.111.! ,• \ 1.00 ii• (41 I 1)1j1111 , 4 I 11 it I 11 -I, %hi e Tu0111"4 ii,slllA 1111 I.l' . i'i,cn ..1 , .1$1.1• 1 1 , Ih.re ,11 ‘,. ‘‘ 1,111 , ill• h • ,S )1 II 111111 it 11111, I , er :1111 ‘ , l- a 140 roan e. laugh. She e,011hr,,,t bat 144.1 a hitle.healde,lllllllel,; 11111 11,1 Lll•ti twat three Kilv 1111 , , !WWII hi 4 3V hilt 1111,1 1,0,1 nnll her hr-I th.ight NeCtII,I, VW.' ,114,111.1 111 ,. .t her ha+l,atel 1111111)+ wi ii a 1!?1(tgrr %.101 1,111111111% , w hereupun -lie went Into the 111)11 vt4llll-.1 rather 00 1...-witr, und I.llritili I rOlll 114 . r 1,1.., V L IIICyphy. 1131 ,ii.e3rll, ^ at Ln ( . 1,11111310 4 ,11. 3- 11 , in crodlived lit r •,%111•1 . , 1/i) dear, \ls ILtrlslgl,, Ibtrt I t )011 11:1.)e heard me soon( ti I f”sitpl her It Ihr depot, titter! nut is a inoment'i, rein -liment, and the trusts left her. I Irmo, liimmer, gist. tier 110 In f1 . ,!1'1 . 1 tottlicr her detention "Int, I 1071 repaid nite.td%, nn tt er eil the Irish, mottling thin!. tit .kliett•i. Mee 'l'lie tinting to tell that I have me,/, Iruv ttt house il4 IL 11111Mell testis, in 5•15111pellHallots enough ror Idl toy vexatooo , ,ir I don't incommode Mr.. Whittemore. "Olt, not in the said Alice, of course, an she led the env into the warlors; and yet she 'vas incommoded She remembered ill, name of Malian Ilarleigh well enough -tiro oi betroth ed, with whom he had miartele.l and flamed before he e'er saw Alice She was not likely to forget it. It was nn accident, tit course, and all quite natu ral; an much so as that she, should call hint (iuy ; but she only hall liked the nature or either ot these cases. Meanwhile Mime Iltirlelgll ball 11511 t asl . hte bonnet and cloak, and was look mg about her with evident curiosity and interest. She was a very hand some woman--quite the opposite of Alice; tall and slender, fair and dark haired, with blue eyeealiaded by'Llack lashes, black brows, and scarlet lips, wearing an air of elegance and superh ()lily taking in a drawing-room, but not wholly comfortable for little bodies like our Alice, whose small taper was almost extinguished in the blaze of this Catherine-wheel, A little cooing from the cradle caused her presently t) notice the baby. She went over and knelt down by him.—" What a handsome little fellow; like his father, ie he not? You call him Guy, of course I" The baby looked up into the hand• sonic lace bent over him in real earn est; at first with calm attention, an it' resolving whether this face had any thing to do with his dinner, or the final extinguishing of lion in the bed up stairs; then pleased with the glitter of n steal ornament that fastened bark the waves of her Air, relaxed from his absterity into a smile. Be was so lovely then that Marian was charmed. She began to coquet with him. MSc lowered her head till the shining comb was s4o . t within his reach, and pulled it away ; she tickled his tat cheeks with her slender tinger, all the vt hum . and more shapely for the diamonds that sparkled on thPlll., the color deepened in her checks i a soft shone in her eyes, and just ath'iit juncture, baby grew aulacwiis, ltelCed the comb suddenly, •punoi it oaf. brniidimcd triumplianil), and down tell her long, thick hair about tier shoidders tit her slender waist, making altogether, a pretty picture—a very pretty picture, thought tiny. But Alice turned up her little none mentally. "It was done purposely: and as lor•baht, he was a little traitor, to be sedfieed by it steel comb," Niul I think she gave him a little ,lap on his tat legs, iii She tlICI«•11 lIIIIt Up in the taed, and then sat down and cried IMartilv because she had been indulging in such hatetul thoughts and tempers Meanwhile. Marian sat compo.edlt aatching Gm/ on thj op po-oe of the tire place -It `Well). v1)0 , 141: ' nhr Paid, at last. not Hirt Him It of not a dream. alter all. To 'look ilott flan w Vollr )101111P, and ply' . baby, and that 1.1 your It would be ban] to tell how, but ramiet hung of ,11.paragenient Hounded NO clearly in the last cilium., that it nettled "It trr sootewhat ditrerent, he said, pintedly, "Irmo the plall4 ne laid six %ears ago Nlarian blushed .lightly "I did not 111C11.11 that '•I »11.1 not thinking of it at all, IVe were c , •rtarnly yen foolish find ten h ar d', especially I ; I think nuw it IA tar belle; as it 1.1 Your wile is ht t ter suited to ton than I edimild base ht en , but there IN a proverb WIII)i• here shout till wounds, that I think %se 1 , . , h0u1d do %ell 01 remember " 'Perhaps we had better forget that v %VftS nettled unee more ()nee more, there witm something like disparttgement ul what she said, ort'faerter the lone' ns if she were con gra' alating herself, and had peter dune otherwise, at her e-trapt. )fen are riot m the least lain, bet they base n natural dislike to be dripped your so easily Ile roused deternotied that she should feel said Lee in its trite light the inestimable treasure that she had missed Ile began to talk with his old ease and brilliance Alice heard them, sitting rn the nor-ere with the baby Ile bad been in the habit lately of falling a-leep lull an hour utter supper , 11111 then it was 011ly natural that lie .Ittttild ttdi to eittertain los company ter it IS 111' tddt heard tutu singing Intro ruierio,rV, , for OW Pali (MIN 1M1111414 , he h,ul nu twel, lIM=II Marian 44 since att. singularly swis t and reiwerhil, and executed the airs that eite was to nlg w •tli 44riiiiotlint 444 1111 , 1 hnit.ll. The made the lotto uneasy, and ki 141 11 re still lienilitig crili It xia44 flint loci I I.n Inn I'l . l gracious when. heah-41 an I at last she “1•10111.1. \ll outaitrii limns ul po,iiene-s ert• 4,144444rxed , but clear Is there etas already It Jar ul the home circle -it serti4e of con.tritint in the moral attnic4pliere. .Ilice was Illnttat isheil with herself, 1;,11' M11),11014ed that watt half angr) at Marian, when, in Inlet, Ile \SILA alrertily displeased with arounit here Alice, how vier. console4l herein with the thought that thus tl.u, Sir unexpected to all, could not he a length) One. She hinted comet bung 4)1 thin to liity "Are you titimilling to tike the trouble to entertain a friend of mune?" lie inquired, sharply "I'ertaittly not, I dui not suppose she clone to eta). That waft all." = IROII "She tli.l not . but she 1/11 Ispeettlig, to 1111 I . ( the " alle,0(111, fr 1 4 111.114 1,1 her who start to a week or so, and I itt,tted her to remain till then • ,Yl • l . k .Irtetu t looked an lin ilitt•r,kl.., per.peetire \ hot mill moue, thoughl her not worth the winning She. WWI a bril• luult con%ermatiiiiiiel, and had an ex cellent memory, mid had a pleamant war of relating ally little incident rrrt tilting to tiny, 01 bearing hard on Alice, with a vivacity that brought out the point in the atrongeet light, yet alwaye with an air of innocence, an it entirely unaware of the effect that elle was producing. She had created a new atmosphere out of her owsi into which Alice could not enter. From their talk, their reading, and their MUSIC, she wits shut out, as it incapable of participating in them, and it ever Guy was betrayed into any of the simple home interests, the halt' satirical smile in Marian's handsome eyes was sure to shine upon hi in like tionit4aleful. splendor attend ing an evil genius. For all this Alice at first excused them then she contented herself with counting the days till the coming of the Trevaneons ; then, as that grew problematical, and one weak excaae alier another was made to serve Mar ian's turn, she grew hysterical, wept, lost her fresliness, and her cheerful ness of look, even expostulated in pri vate. All useless. Her husband, u he told her, was fully determined not to encourage her silly jealousy,. He loved her of course (Alice smiled, bitterly ; ) but he had a right to be civil to any lady, and be certainly s hould avail himeell of it, Alice at last said no more. Grew silent, no longer flushed, nor indulged to anv of those demonstrations which nlb tel Marian malicious glatifleationt t;iir rougrapilated himself that she ...!ri , wn , en , ible at last. Marian, now that the Ilia was over, and a little near', I lii her flirtation, availed her iielf of the first excuse, and departed. The gl a mour of her presepee gradual ly wearing awn v, (Ally man back at last to his senses, and t hen for the first time perceived an astonishing change in his wife. She was calm, allenlrte• diligent as she had alnap4 liven ; lint nil her sunshine, her cage! confidence, her clinging trust was goti, ll 4 little Alice no longer , the grate; careful, but almost smilt•lc.•t and %% miller's head of the f ami ly. 'Sh e is pat the up that is all. Gov explained to himself a little uneasily , hnl if Ins evldnntttiin was it true lone, it I, a lily plug debt. I hice,and only once she spoke 091,in answer to tiu)'s istssionate urgincn, I cannot, fit. 9, I cannot Ile the same. I know it all' , it temporary de lusion ; but I hate nn ceitilicate of the tifunber of these delusions to which you are liabl e , \ V bell I lost trust and hope, I lint it lON , ur loud cnnnol re gain it. I will do the hest I can, but don't tilt me for Inv former pelt, for its ikad, an d I have nut h otter to bid it ruse.• so the ‘vorld 'Whet a cold, hard x%onotil NVliittatore ! nn l ',J., I%l4llpr° her lertllu , t• 3., I it.% ts, nip(ICC g. Mt tile Old SUMO. %%;‘‘, nn J I In% 11,1,d himself ior Ins 1401 v awl nu•nnne++ 1 .td end lor n lair I,egiti Mr t s, Prim on Scandal o, my dear —goodneria,be thanked! no Iwr , on can may that I CS er scandal 1 - 7 e 1 tins one, not even lily worst eve tire, no ?natter what lie or mhe may do! I se bad chance enough to talk, if had a mind to, as every one in this 'own known hill tv, II 111 your4e, liv ing here in the 11.40,1. Aireet of the town, I can't h 1 meeinir a great inan things, and,w hen our win dos‘i, are open and the blinder Oita in the 'milliner lunch cnu hear thew too! Itat I never repeat them —I scorn to wake imeehiel, I never hA r , n word, ex eept when I get bold of Home male per .01/ like von, my' dear, that I know Ole al 1 that I can trust. if a body is nes er to open her mouth among her own intimate friends, why, the world hrn t worth lit ing in is it? But that isn't scandal, you know. I Irate and abhor that vastas much as you do, and I don't think ritry one can say I was trier guilty or all my life. But then, as I raid before, it 16111 114 watt a chance 'A try, only Jirst evening as mer war, w ho do you think I raw walking up by here, in the bright moonlight, as brazmy as you please, but Miss Lennox and Colonel l'arker! Poet, as sore as ton all in that eliarrl And they were walking close together, and talking so confiden I suppoio• that you know all about that ilis;zraciitul allair with the hellool girbi Ms Near sou must really Ilse in the dark' Who, they base been writ ing is lot of aniirsllll/1/.4 lialt to the people here in town, and t-ie postion•it er hu prete , l what was up at last, and he sit kept a quoit lookout, and caught I,llllle ul thew nutting the let tern in I don't know u hat Miss ("lack i;it will du Expel them, I hope; girls hale 1111 1,11141111 . eM 10 art HO Ih.re - Mr. Price going by. I pre s inie she has been down to cheapen :1 hull, or get a halt penny or tarn taken all n punt of meat She's the stingiest dear,tl~nig, nn lt uould really make 'our heart ache to hear of the way she manages and contrlvcs I Arid there is her husband, one 01 the richest men in the town, and folks do say that he can't get a decent meal of victuals his own house. WO" /.1" I you What! glning? Can't you stay any longer? Well,do come again very soon, won't you? 1100,1-bye ' Thank goodness, she has gone I I really thought she was going to stay all night I heard a nice story about her, by the way, last week - how shamefully she treats all her servants! Suppose she thinks 1 don't know it. I night make mischief enoug ii ll in her Lundy, II 1 chose lint I alMor scan il,ll The Encalyptus, or Australian Gum TlO. wonderful tree no rapid 111 growth, so towering in height, so roan vice in strength, and so beautilul in its symmetrical dark green foliage, lifl4 been extensively planted 01 California, bile its culture 18 rapidly increasing in the and Territories east of 14 Rocky Mountains. Its special value to our trittni-Mionneuppi regions resides in its rapid growth. A tree of 'lira species iii Colorado in live years grew to a ilifinieter of trunk of fifteen inches. This quality will enable our fruit cak turints to clothe runny arid regions with a thick coat of arboreal vegeta non, averting excestute evaporation, foil ameliorating climates. A speci men tree, in the Botanical Gardens of Melbourne, Australia, in 480 feet high. Its timber is excellent for house and ship building, lor furniture, &c. Its bark is rich in tannin anti' in medical properties, proinining to nupercede the use of quinine by a product of equal benefit, without its injurious qualities. The tree, itself, while growing, is said to absorb the miasma of malarial dis tricts, arid to improve their salubrity. In California several efforts at plant. ing on a considerable scale have been commenced. Mr. J. T. Stratton, in Oaitifo valley, Alameda county, has planted 50 acres in two varieties of the I , ',nnalyptus, which now average 10 feet in height, and present a beautiful ap pearance. About4,ooo treealhave al ready been net out in this experiment, which is to he extended by the plant ing a f i r g e nullifier of the better saris ties of American hard wood and nut varieties.— Washington Chronide. The followingds n synopsis the bill, sulddennentary to the enfonent bill of last winter, which passed the Senate on Wednesday and which will, most probably, become a law without any material modifications: The bill comprises eighteen sections, bqt it may be briefly marline& up as a measure making the ifedoral election law of last session more stringent in every respect, by impostng penalties of fine lied imprisonment regarding the registratitm of voters, extending its op. el alums tie) ond tale cities whose popu lation exceeds twenty thousand inhalti tants, to every county, provided two citizens shall apply to the judge of the United States circuit court in whose eirtuit the town or city may be located, that they desire the law to lie enforced in said place, and reqUiring said court to provide rcr the appointment of fed eral inspectors and supervisore of elm tion to attend all registration of voters and elections of representative or dele gate to Congress, and 10 remain sear Simi while the act is being in force to transact business nailer it. Elaborate powers are git en to the inspectors to inspect at all limes on the day of elec lin the wt 9 the voting is done, and the way the registry, tally-books and are Isept,and to pertionally ocrutin 17e. 1 . 1111111 and C/111VaNq evert' bllllOl, it hat ever may be the endorsement on ballot, or in whatever box it may he placed to found, and to forward their report to a doer supervisor pro tided liv this art for each Judicial dis trict Prtoision 14 made for the United States marshal and a number of deli idles to protect and assist 'the inspec torn and to arrest without a warrant any person who attempts to cominit any net prohibited by this supplement al act No one is to be arrested, how e%er, for any oflence not committed in the presence of the marshal or hot deputies. Any Male or lora! officer, who interferes, is liable to arrest, with putii.-liment not exceeding a thousand dollars, and two years imprisonment tut person who gives false informa tion about the verification of a voter or registry list shall be held for misde , memoir Thet wel ft It sect ion gives the inarehal power to call on the military or naval forces of the United States In enable him to force the law. It is made the duty of the calonantling of liver:of these rioted States tureen to abet the requisition for troops and veil sets of war without delay. Provision is made for the transfer of any relit brought by an aggrieved Citizen against lederid °Meer of die United States circuit court, and to render 'the jutlg meat of a State court in such a case null and twd Sections five and six of the act iii last session, to amend the 1111111rP '17941011 laws arid to punish crime against the same, and repealekby this bill though such repeal is not to affect pending suits There is the mounaleat oiintnon Rense in the following paragraph from the Ifaa nlar fur el anal Builder: that. tiler, is such a riling mon, on the part of parents to putting their soils to a trade? A skillful me chance 1- , all Independent. 101111. GI/ where lie will his craft will bring him support. lie need ask favors of none. 111. {MX literally his fortune in hi own hands Yet foolish parents— Mitt' nous that their sons should "rise in the world," /is they say—are more willing that they should study for a prole...ion, a th 'the chances of even moderate success heavily against them, or run the risk of spending their man hood in ill, task of retailing lrr goods, ;it . ! I•ohng at the account ant's desk, than lentil a trade which would manly strength, health and independence. In point of feet, the met6nd they choose is the one least likely to achieve the advance meta alined at, for the supply of can Mates for "errant boys,'' dry goods clerks, and kindred occupations, le no toriously oierstocked while, on the other luti,d, the demand (or really skill ed mechanics of every description ni as notoriously beyond the supply. 'fine err ing need of this country to day is for skilled labor ; and that father who neglects to provide lila WO with a use fill trade, and to see that lie thorough ly masters it, does him a greivioun wrong and runs the risk of helping by so much to increase the stock of idle and dependent, if riot views's, meat hers of society It is stated in the re port of tho Prison Association, Intel% issiteil, that of fourteen thousand live ' hundred and ninety-six prisoners con fined in the thirty Staten, inn 1867, sev entv seven per cent., or over tell thou Sand of the number had never learned a trade 'rho fact conveys a lesson of profound interest to those who has • in charge the training of boys, and girls too, for the active duties of life EMI A STRA NI. STORY ABOUT OKNeRA I. GRIN r A few days after the capture 01 Fort Sumter, in April, IR6I, when the voice of the whole country was fo'r war, we had a conversatiow• with a gentleman who was an officer in the Mexican war, and who besides, in Ohio has obtained eminence as a civilian, that we have often thought of since. said he to us: "I saw to-day an old comrade of mine in Mexico, a West Pointer, but who resigned his position in the army a few years ago. I &eked him why he was not in uniform, and expressed my surprise *bat he was not already a colonel or general of volun teers. His reply was, 'f think you and I have had fighting enough. Wharf want in this war Isl. place by which I can make money. ' ' He sought to get that place here. He made an ef fort to be selected by the Oovernment tie a buyer of horses, but failed. He next endeavored to borrow a few him. dred dollars of a military friend of ours then and now in the regular army, for the purpose of entering into business where he would get army patronage. Being refused, lie applied, as we nn derstand, to Gen. Burns for a position in the Commissary Department in this The New Enforcement Lew A Grievous Wrong city, but failed also in getting IL There being nothing here to suit him, he wended his way back to Illinois, and became a sort of secretary to Governor Yates, and everything else being un succ6ssful, he chose at last to go into the army. But lie did not want to go where there was fighting at all. It was money he was after, and money be has made as General and President of the United States. If lie had ob tained the position be asked for, as buyer of borws, the country would have had.a competent if not an honest man in that place, nail we should not now have a laid Premident, who makes the tilling of his purse his principal bosiness.— Cincinnati Enquirer. A Novel Cure Alexander Dumas published, some time ago, in n daily Paris paper, a novel, in which the heroine, prosper one anti happyos assailed by consninp ison.,. All the, Mow and gradual symp toms were most naturally sad touch ingly described, and the greatest inter est wits felt for the heroine. One day the Marquis Palomieu ed on him. 'Dumas,' stud he, have you eoinpos ed Ihe end of the story now bong pub limbed in the , t If course.' 'Does the her4ine die in the end?' 'lll course ; dies of eonsuption. After such svmptoins 11.4 I bore de scribed, how could she liver 'l . 4m nowt makj Err live. You must change the catastrophe' 'I cannot '~ • UN, you ntuet, for on your hero ine'+ life lepetuirt my daughter's' 'Vem , she has al) the various symp toms 01 consumption which you have described, and watches mournitilly for cry number of your novel, rending her own fate in your 'ieroine's. Now, rl you make your heroine live, my daughter, whose imagination has been deeply impressed, will live, too.' 'Come, n lire to Alive It.' n templa MEI 'Not. to be regioted.' Duman changed Mx last chapter! His herittne recovered and was 11 • About five year' alier‘%arilit, Dumas met the Marquis at a party. 'Ali Dumas,' he exclaimed, 'let me introduce you to my daughter ; she CH her lite to you. There she 'That fine, handsome woman, who looks like .10aIIIIe tr Arc?' 'Yea; she 1/4 married and ham four children ' 'And my novel lour editions,' said I , 'so vve are quits.' rl KT St vv - - Wlllllllll 1,001,, tell tin William t,litt made yoil. William, who wan considered a fool, screwed lip 111/4 lace, and looked thoughtfully and somewhat bewildered. 'Moses, I s'pose 'That will do,' said Counselor (Ire), addressing the court. The WI(11004 lie supposes Moses made hini , that is all mlelligenl aie,w eronore than I tho ug ht loin capable of giving, for it shows that he ham soine faint idea of Scripture I submit that it IN not stir 111'11'1110 , entitle hint Ii he sworn as a witnes capable ,if giving evidence. 'Mr...lodge,' said the tool, 'nifty I nx the lawyer a question?' 'Certainly,' said the Judge. \Veil then, Mr. Lawyer, who dye s'pose made you ?" Counseror (;rey, imitating the witness. After the mirth had somewhat sub sided, the witness drawled out, 'Wall, nc-ow, we do ?end in the book that Aaron once made a calf, but who'd a thought the darned critter had got in here The Judge ordered the man to be sworn. AN Ever, 'it %I. RI kJ i.e. On his way home from lust last tour in Ire. land, Rev. Rowland 11111 was very notch annoyed at the reprobate COll htct of the captain and mate, who were greatly addicted to the ungentle manly habit of swearing. First the captain would Awear at the ntnlr, and then they would Imth 10% earlit je 'Stop, No t,' 1411011101 11111, 'let us have lair pay, gentlemen, It is my turn now.' • 'At %%lint oi your turn?' wilted the cut.; co replied Hill nulling till hi. 110 e Wll/4 the yawl • urg,ol Ali hill lo I e 1111.1 ' 111111, lin I. wanted to beg' , .;unit. 'No, I If 11, 'I can't be Itur tied ; I I, a right to take my own t ime a n d •wear at my own conveni ence.' 'Perhaps you don't intend to take or torn,' responded the other. ail./11 me,' said 11111, 'hut I do Its noon as I can find the good of doing HO.' The rebuke had its desired effect l ; there was not another oath on the voy• age. 'Allow me,' said an American host, in hie most rursuasive tones, to a friend dining with him, 'allow me to help you io a piece of Washington pie.' 'Sir,' replied the gentleman, oratorical ly waving hie hat, 'George Washing. ton was tlrst in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his courtrymen. I admire him for his purity, his piety, and his patriotism, but 1 detest his An Irish hostler was sent to the MR hie io !mug out a traveler's horse, but not knowing which of tlie two-horses in the stalls belonged to the traveler, and wishing to avoid the appearance ot ignorance in hie busintes,he saddled both animals and brought them to the door. "I'hat's my nag.' Certainly your honor, I know that very well,' said Pat,' but'l didn't know which vies the other gentleman's. —An abbv-ration—a monk's dinner AU Sorts of Paragraphs --To protect the cheat—put a I —Parental acres—The old corns. —Soundings on a bar—linppi drinks. —The pound of flesh—Makin g desk tender. —A woman's'pride and sailer' —the nJedle. —A common differenca—matri squabble. —The quietest thing in n the! reserved sent —Of course nil the florists in ere Budd-li —how to keep your head Shnvo every hair off. —A word to croakers—Wh whine's in the wit's out, ~,10 a paradox., but no youn is in society till she comes out. —Economy Is noklispnco; it to living on a little than out] great-deal. —The bachelor bag to look 0 number one, the married nom 1 her two. —A limn who sAys mien, very often proves to be st 11, xcrt[o --An I:astern paper . calk a centennarian Havicrnn~;c, the dark ageA," —A 111/In may be a Minor CH tt cathedral, and yet be n bug gill church. —True herei,m—Sifting the five In the morning with the the eter nt zero - W hat trail( (Words support eate,t number of the holm The bin u=.-trade --When is Bridget like the When she goes ; and I when she flares up. —Hint to mothers— When I wtll CIVIgt rather than walk, it'i of nn on-kneesy disposition. --Little 11• h have a tmod notic the commencement. of life ; they begot\in a,mall —l'lry.iciatis recommend lar form walking clubs This is a in which ~t ops should be taken —Why are the candidates whet get elected like the world they are depre.sed at the polls Unniel IVebster once said o Butler, that he had the "irnpude the devil and a conscience to ma —Because n tanner takes skin hides, It 1.• nut safe to infer that I not be found as easily as any one —"None but the bravo desor fair," us the re tigli said when be od the conductor and di, lined pity --Just like him --()1,1 Singlet. that he only knows of one thing than a wedding present—a wrdd Sint. -,An Engh-h itirtraut dechiri W ,, 111:111'S viuce can be heard tw , tip in the air, and a ttian'a Only X11%4 Eintna 1)111 want, a ally in tim WISCMISIfI !ATP+latu plncea la•mg all tlll.al, the n am in nII-Emitin --A pawnbroker having joi temperance society, it was rei that there need be no fear ab keeping the pledge. —"The good are taken Ord, not apply at photograph ertablt• or barber shops Each must Mk, her turn, good or wicked. —Naval intelligence— Land may be informed that the multi( pertinent of boxing the romp o.ually attempted upon the spa —tiornetaxly suggests es an np ate motto for the bervanta' hal fathoinable mansion , ''They als. who only stand and wait. —An Ethiopian barber out drawn as !I, juror, was asked if I a voter lie aptly replied "I'm enough, but not old enough " --Mrs Burnside, et Michign bed her boy's head with kerosene treacherous fluid took fire, the b. his hair, and Mrs Ili—lost her —A shoddy wolian, who re from Europe with some painong mked if they wore landscape,' raid "NN, over one-half of lb waterrea 1 les —They talc affairs cooly in VI NVith tho thnrmoinoten ranging from eleven to fifty degrees bdo thy call it •nnifily n "coolish turr -Ifuili onJ uuuur rr. fir, porh tn b.• bbinind Gar Ow t tb y rui l 1, but IL Is not strani (111.111 ever lure It civil r•I t , / rnn 011• rnqutc AMU r Bcnccko, of Chicago, ler for tho corokor oxpluining that h end WI/13 all act oI co riltdertiton es wire, who was "In groat want of or husband " --“Miss A what k your or tho weather 7" "I think it lit clear, and I wish sumo folks wo low the weettloWB example an, too?" Mr. 11. seizod hid hut, II not boon aeon In that street einem --A wag, observing on the do house the name of two physicin marked that it put him in min double-barreled gun, it one Mltls other would be sure to kill. --It is the irrevocable law of moth College "that no gentlema kiss a lady student except in case. milky, and then only under the dint° supervision of the faculty." --An echentric citizen of St. died recently, and left in his will to a man who, ton years before, Ii away with his wife. One of t things he said wits that he never a favor. -•" Which akin of the street d live on, Mrs. Kipple 7" asked a c moan examining a witness. WOli side, sir. If you go one way, it's right side ; if you go the other w on tho loft." -A gentleman in'this city dice with himself whenever he w drink, to decide whether or not b indulge. He has had a run ofp o lately, and is unpleasantly affect the consequent draught.
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