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I wn• prerillt 0/1 en 41e1 ftz 11.0 w•• 1 , ..11.1fiww• r N,t• 11, , kitt , l rwuk , r• And iho pot. k tp tni, 414 vt MN , 41111 I Mill INkr W.,. riot here to. 41.0 PI" Hnt goi the, hy rni•thke • I bought thorn f..r h )41m.g. r. VC hk• • r «r• 1 10 , 11.. e• t , , mai, In Inv pre lints th•y were When I .ott down thAl 'hay, But what with the •ilr And entnnentent of play The) worked up my .de.... front my pork et. And rtrnng• It wax. to, I rn.l.t Wyo. v right Ns. %lien the trump kna•• I led, For him to bliu ken my Ile, And on me lan ahead Had I known James held the right loiwer Fri hare played ondriell.lng else in its der tint I .1,1 . ! pin/ For toy kit HIM 14 foot On •n •url, r. 1000. short, • go I 'Pill ttly And toy mule ►I North 141ftnIN In petiiiiil,l At Toy henthenlrdi dsy. t Fist are pant FORTY YEARS 'lt won't do,' loud old 'ribbeta, shak ing 11114 head loriourly. 'I always hay. , hated t hook. Patridgea, and you shan't marry Fanny: 'A 1111/11 . 8 atrectiomi'—began II ora.. 'Nonsense cried old Tibbets. "1 . 011 talk like a boarding-school girl. Yon are of age, I know; but I give you a warning, if you insist, I take that clever little Johnson into -partnership instinct of you, and you may beg or atarife as you please, for the sake of a red-haired girl like Fanny Patridge.' 'Give up Fanny Patridge?—never said Horatio. Meanwhile, Mrs. Patridge and Fan ny were hard at it; Fanny in tears, rs. Patridge in fury. 'l'd rather [tee you in your grave, Fanny,' cried Mrs. Patridge. 'Old Tibbet'e sou I Why didn't you choose a chimney sweep? Lt was Tibbets that cheated your pa's brother out of that piece of property. A hugger ras cal never walked. No, Fanny; you walk over my dead body before you go to church with Fanny Mile set enteen, and very sub missive. Horatio, though five and twenty, milimiesive likewise. Parent al authority prevailed. One meeting was allowed, in which the twoc_miglit bid good by to each oilier. `Fanny wept. Horatio held her 6nnde in both kis, and kisAeil them fondlyt , They may yield in time,' said Hoe- Flilo, "or aometllltte thlif alter things, lie true to the for a little while. I slialhnever love tiny one but you.' • , 'My hpart is broken,' said Fanny, believing it sineerelv. I shall Never love any ode lint k you, t : • Then he kissed her. 7lle.neser for got how hard it was to tate his lips from hers; and their anus encircled each other, and it wee renily n'wonder that the two young lovets did not die then.aptl there. 01/ Tibbets rewarded his son by making him his partner. in the pros perons firm of 'Fibbets A , forth‘‘ while mamma l'atrolge hurried Fanny away to the north of Frailve. Horatio did not forget easily It had been a cherished plan of Ilk to marry Fanny. Ile had a mind that WPM prone to dwell upon detail. All lon little cantles about the future hail been perieetly finished pictures. It nits hard to I.4 , liere that the little round tea table would neater he net with painted china; that Fanny, as MN. would not nit beside 111111 111 the third pew from the trout on Sun thy that he would not go au!) her to choose the color lor the drawing room furniture; that t a mild not have their portraits 'paint ell to liamf on each side of Ott parlor I AIM% 1104 Ilk practical or general !lea: that thcs unght liaxe uniked to gether tore‘cr in the moonlight, an , ' perhap, ••Itiotge-t 1%101 her lint had he been the I , l`rit•l't beru of Ti WWI eon!! not have placed him 111., a, r higher pedestal. 1 he r 011 C, 11114 'HIV silted it to a match at all. They loved each tuber too well to seek comiort n, new r- I loraito became Vert ..If . Ioooiel 111.11(.4 i."riet-1 and Farn,. tiller retioong nn 1:n21141i linrimet and ( rertlitt 11 baron, ,ettled Stith Lcr in It 11111 e torn the 1 , 11- linen!, Where the lour or Ise I:egli~h lanolre. there exchanged part lea; and a here there acre iii, oting .. l,ngll4ll people whatever There at thirty she sail still hauig, and then u am. that there CHOU' to the place an EngliQh tra‘cler, at ho called upon her. Ile wit+ a triend of Mr. Horatio 7th Let and had been comiline,oned band her a .mall parcel, and lie aa+ to tell Nlr. Tilibetm how she looked and wit., and that he with terV lints 101 l lor hw nervy, and iininar rigid Then the traseler Weill many. Th e v o t wa c a dainty work box, worth a good deal in airmen, and in the little nook where the thimble lay, area also' It nag 10+ 111(410 it it 4 '1)1f11111 Forget.' - Fanny ne%cr showed this gift to her mother, lull she wore the ring againi-t her heart Under her (Irene. No hope crept into her soul , and %%hen a tear alter, a good looking, wealthy widower oflered her his hand, teeth a genuine 10%e into the bargain, she refused it without hesitation hot gel' peter'lle hail not forgotten Rut more tears 'mat, ten of thew at least, and that memory of the lamely feud dwelt in the lio%ioisim of the Iwo irl.i people At 1110 rt, at the age of eight%, Mrs l'atridge died, and Fiume. all alone In %%hat 11.01 alwit% s rt Ili:tilled a strange land, fell mi.eraLlydes hits Youth hill departed, rietelol %, ere leer It had been her mother's %%1 , 11 to remain Ili Franey, her heart turned to I,nlanil. f.slie followed her heart's diouaes, and returned home. ' l • he lir•I morning paper that she opened thine, toll bet of the death id Mr aged no,tt I li.• paper nine f Hop, the, le,eolv minutes The sLr Luau In err ten Koitly, and took the ring trim her bosom, and looked at it 'l)inna f,reet,' elie sobbed 'I am sore lie IIRS not forgotten,' and she began to wonder what he looked like now Ile !hunt hale altered. Pet halo; he WWI ;oddly like hie father. Well, the was rather moat beraell ()tie could not be a plender tonth forever and he had protiabl) a Weak of gray in hie dark hair Nothing could alter the r se., however Or, if he were al together altered, vile would love bun Why not? virice it wag the heart that loved, not the tleali and blood And so she managed that the news should reach lion in a few.clays' Circe, that ,he was there. lie Ilkard It, ua she meant he should. Ile was all alone and ‘ery lonely Ile had been an obedient and an affectionate one, and had lo%ed the tc.sis old man, clear ly no. he thoci;:cci that it c harm iiwniie it he should try Lo realize lIIM vouthlul dreams Ile sighed and looked out of the window, walked to the fireplace and stood there musingly, brightening up, and began to make one of his old saucy pictures of Fanny at the other Node of the tire. 'She II be older, of course,' he Paid. "film perhape fragile and worn; pale, too No matter; ito Fanny, and nhe II be beautiful to An Odell) , lady way walking in a green lane near Ilurtise, with two children and a poodle dog. The poodle was her own, the children her land lady's. She was a very stout lady, with lour chins and a red face, and no waist whatever. Ae she walked, there came a wear.- en old gentleman, with a large, green umbrella under his arm. Hie HOBB and chin met. His head was as amooth as an egg, except just at the nap of the neck, where six hairs still clung. His earn stood out mu each side of hie face, large, yellow, and with frosty pinches on them. lie had watery blue eyes, and a wart on his forebea6l. Just the kind of an old man dill stout lady hated. For his part he disliked fat women: , 'A frowzy 'old creature,' he thought , and just then poodle and children, all tied together with blue ribbon, tan gled themmelyes about hie lege, and nearly overset him.. Come here, my; dears i don't run against the gentleman that way,' said the fat lady, in a faint voice. Tiedple should teach their rand. children and doge better manners,' said the old gentlamao, testily. 'My grand-children,' panted the old lady; im pertineke l' I beg you'll not kick that, dog, ioir. Cruelty to syntale is itorbidden by law, thank heat an r I r oh, dog is mad, as he Beaus io be, I'll have }dm shot,' said the old gentleman. 'Come here, Pilo, darling,' cried the elderly lady. 'My dear., run home to your ma." And just then out :-terind the land lady. To het the (Ad gentleman ad dremied beg pardon, 11111 . 111111 : can von. tell me in tshieb of the , e homes I can find a lady of the name of l'atridge—:Mae Fanny l'atridge?' i. the hone, air,' :Raid the landlady; 'and there'o DLes Pat ridge her4ell ' ton hand ber 4 (111.?' said the old gentleman, 'making eagerly around in (-card] of M i-c Pat ridge, and never thinking of the skint Ind). tun'ittn,' the landlady, pre.erning the canto (lint ten. mill vidnal «ir, :\ll-s Pair dge,' The name on the van! aes 'Horatio Tilobet," That w hid... little old mrl, like it tic:l7l.l, ttith a Ill," C.P11.)11 Itrel!a, no hair, 11,,nanit 'that ot er,rott like It lob eu•r. I nnnt ' :Neither would I.el. a- true agi and time Anil change, unit ill Im rii-t of it The\ i•iit on the lilmelior , ie hair ofa ifi tI iiffirlfor . and tried to I tll. , and t 111. V 0101 111.001 01111 1111. I /1111.1 111111 1(1,1-111111 11110 11/111 0111 It atilt erre 11,111 1I1•1111 1111/1101 here I,ler their pure hearts! Ili l iheii married %ear., 1.1 , 10 re, ilrllll •11 , 11 . 1111.1' %%wild hate been still dear to each plett•ant to 1.411, up.,11 111 of ; hat stranger+, they repulsed 'II he ehwihl oar .)1.1 th 1 1 ,14111 hnnn, fi di-ogreetitolt. (old tuna I Nhc should expect the In rt•IIINII her the itmd, thim dreadful mountain of thought Horatio; and then he lull her he Attie glad to see her so well, 111 , 1 llie'y should be neighbor , She 'though that unlikely the itlitee did tiol svith her. litteli dodged the 'part, not guessing host tern glad the other wat In 111.4 , , /1101 tl eV parted hit -titer, huts to meet err soon. That night tan pillows were wet with teary Panay wept ler the youth, till tiller of yore death she t'eeme'd to litt‘e heard that da y , and lloratio for it lost I non), now onl) tt mentor). lint there 1,114 u 4, 11.111g1II of fitly pre., eat liking, of any iteilirlasli tip 'of the dead flame They did not even eerh to fleet again. There was a Aertain horror in that meeting not lo lie lorgotten Thee neter met more, lint when Fanny died. ears after, the ring with its motto of 'lnnna Forget . - the ring ahirh no power could have pla.•ed upon her fat finger -hung by it, rib lion over her heart, and 'for-atm had honed with lion ft lock of hair revered from I :Limy's head in that long ago when ii Sta.. golden Lash heart wan young find true, hut fortv men , of comfortable, well to do life had been %err cruel to their bodies to their momees -to Owl. manners. Ito eon 0.1110p0.e that somewhere: be mond toe -tin, they have net, and are Iner r. ;Plain I 11011 e ho, fur la their msn mind they stuttered greatly here for - n o L ol l( of their own How the "Times Paris The London Times of January 31, makes the declaration following: "A tteniptti to eetabliell a ready coni munieation between the lieleagured in habitants in Paris and their relati V 1 .9 and fiends beyond the Berman lines have wren rise to many contrivances which are not unlikely to make a new era in the history both of aeronautics and photography. Among them may be inelitioned the ingenious device by which the matter ol two whole pages 01 the Tones has been transmitted from !Abdo') to Paris. This has been ac complished by photography. Those. pages of the paper which contained communications to relatives in Paris were photographed with great care by the London Stereoscopic and Photo graphic company on pieces ol thin and almost transparent paper, about an inch and a hall in length by an inch theee impressions there could be seen by the naked eye, only two legible words, 'The Times' and six narrow brown bands representing the six columns of printed matter forming a page ol the newspaper. Under the microscope, however,the brown spaces beconfis legible, and every line of die newspaper was found to have been dis tinctly copied arid with the greatest clearness. The photographs were sent to liordeiiiix for trail/3111188ton then by carrieepigeon to Paris. When received there they were magnified, by the aid of the magic lantern, to a large size and thrown upon a screen. A stall ol clerks immediately transcribed the messages and sent them off to the plea es indicated by the advertisers. The success of this experiment gives rise to the hope that the new art of compress ing printed matter into a small com posts will trot Stop here. If a page of the Times can be compressed into a, apace little larger than that occupied by a postage stamp, the matter of an octavo.volume might be-made to corer not more titan two of its own pages, and a library could be reduced to the dimensions of the smallest prayer book. What a relief it. would he to the learned persons who frequent the _ . was Sent Into library of the British museum, if / in stead of having to make fatiguing jour neys from letter A to letter 11 of the ponderous catalogue of books, they had 11.8 many hundred volumes reduced to a space it yard square, over which a microscope could be hurriedly passed. uch suggestions are - now occupying the thoughts of photographez, A Debtor Cornered Very adroit was the march that Lijc Loomis stole on the 'Statute of Limitations.' Lige was the factotum of Guy's Neck. 114 did a miticellaueous business tie carpenter, cOw-4etvr, cot . , fin-maker—adding to Me other 'Nue tiona, that ofundertaking to the <foun t y poorhouse. lie was withal, an easy, good-natured fellow, free to trust, and n moot hidulgent creditor. Among the others whom Lije had trusted to his cost, nas Greg Grimes, without exception the greatest promise ihaker and breaker in Guy's Neck. verily believe he would, if possible, line° put a creditor of till the Last Judgment, and then, on the score of being n busy day, have begged him to nait till to-morrow.- Greg hail NvlPeeolle , l Lije with promi 11(111 till the letter'n (lane was 'outlaw ed.' Loosing patience at lent, Inc took hi. account over to ate ,Squire's, alien to ion Ti,, small discomfiture, lie learned that unless lie eanld get a new protoke from his debtor, with a wit aers to it, lie aught whistle for his bill. Such tallow., an Greg always know a gistil rival of law, especially the sharp I outs 111 11 (keg 110111111111 k 1111 freely airil bill of prorniiies 104 Bier when lie end • were alone, but, before other., noel I the I,lllllllel, or else re main pboolsingly intim Inc ,Int Ltjr drone up to Greg's door %%tilt lit, ohl gray mere and spring waggon, a plain pine collie—one or tliii-ii flat topped afbairn deemed good bir poor follt.--being hchnrl the -oat rill 11 'M,.rtiln , neighbor, - said Lije. 'Same to you,' said (rreg , 'l. , otn' to idani 3 patlill r, I see. ' ' Yn a , of l Itoke took rather 'mil dew leave night, and sent to tr% the charity id another world. %Voltld you mind gem,: in and coma along, neighbor?' said Lige, 'IL mighty Jull goin' to a funeral all alone b) one's m.ll th-eg bat straightwnw inoonte.l by Lip s t4scle. The two 'list le.' aWa alter a sort, to For„ove how cteertol good company can 're9der et en a grave ocrasion. I '-pore you haven't forgot that ht Ile Iwll o mine 7' Ligoiat la , t took the liberty to loot. 'Not by 110 weans,' said (;reg. 'Let's Her, notch did you pay it was' I tilisremember richtly Insu sixt.y nine dollars, Lewder seYeri %ears interest '(;Tine right,• Greg aF , ,ente4 , r ( . 11111•1 • 1 II IW 'Et it'.4 to nll Inconvenient to pay It,' i 4111.1 Lige, 'dont' you put your<ell out on uo ncrount: been threatett o' to pa) it fur a month back,' saol ligreg, 'hot I.llllel. 11‘ , been tight ; —an/ how wool.' Monday week ,Io?' 'Tun dot,' moovered Lije. 'l'll mend It round,' paid Greg CTlrlOll9 stmt.d came frmii tile cof. fin " - he gliovt of a chuckle, Danlles aoulml have called it. brig gave one pimp, and lit in nn adjacent cow ;au, tare. Looking back, he t•aw I,?je'm 'pretiftee, the mot.t rat.clitevatm tamp in Gav'n Neck lout with plenty of SellSe 11114 i a in‘‘ fal age to be a mmmincvn, nit ling up in the coffin and latighing like Greg 1004 111 the 81111all0r) /11. It glance. Ile had been (1(1;41 into cum nutting himself before a v. imesm 'li'm a thirty, nasty, mean trick lie exclaimed. 'What is it?' raid j.tie 'Why, trithn . %V II: C hody . l4 feehn'n mrtkir,' he'm fiend 'And mo 114: 14111 , 1 I.lje, 'only I way won' rn tr the bothl, inmitota of fetch to' It IlWal; 17reg turned Ott 111 doignat,Lige bawl Ing alter hint . 'Don't forget Monday week , and li'r'apn it'll nave both of WI Ht/tae trout. le. Greg didn't forget, but has never more than half enjoyed Mainline a funeral toner. Beauty's Butcher- of Monomania A mysterious and inscrutable demon pervades the usually quiet streets of our neighboring suburb, Williams burgh In Visible shape it resiiiiblen a youth of twelve, and it goes about armed with a jack knife, stabbing wo men. It is now about a month since the terrible creature issued out of night and made a furious assault upon two ladies, Mrs. Rhino! and Mrs Kimmel Wan, who were proceeding quietly to church, Inflicting upon both dangerous wounds. Ills next. victim Nun a MI/18 Ilennice, upon whose face and temple he inflicted several savage gashes; Miss Lizzie Baker was the next who received his attentions. Like her predecessor, she was 1 / 1 1 . 1118pICIOU6 Of danger on account of the al) pearance and diminutive size of liti assailant, and apprehended no assault mail the knife of the young a/04118SM flashed in her face Two mulate,pient victims are reported, one a Miss filitark hotl and the other a Miss Annie Disser, the former being severely wounded in the arm and the• latter in the hp. As soon as his assaults are peopetrated he instantly disappears, and has thus far eluded pursuit, His victims are in all cases women. Whether they are old or young, they seem alike to Inspire in his mind ,the most frantic fury. It is natural that that quiet suburb should be deeply ex ercised in the mind at the prevalence of . adencon so baleful and mysterious, and the most diligent effort is making to capture him. It is said that police men dressed in women's clothes are parading the streets Inviting assault; and there are dim conjunctures that the assailant itself is a vampire of the female species attired in boy's dress. Whatever the solution of this mystery, and it will doubtless turn out to be a cue of acute monomania, the exploits of the young monster cannot be read without a shudder, And deserve to take rank among the rarest curiosities, of crime. —N. Y. Tribune. The Little .4hoiFfi*Aroord the-Corn- The followingis the eiretirnstance of the refusal of the e dAw i llick &bine, of New York,to.resorha burial • set-vice o4er the remains the late Oeorge Holland, the actor: At the solicitation of a committee of adtors, Joe Jo(erkin called on the Rev. Mr. Sabine to arrange, with him the reading the funeral service over poor George holland, Mr. Sabine had con sented without hesitation, and Jeffer son was about departing, when it sud denly occurred to the latter that Mr. Sabine might not understand whollol land was, and .lelferson said: 'Mr. Holland wne an actor ; will that matte any difference to you Mr. Sabine hung his head a moment and then re plied. 'Yes, it will; I cannot read the service ~ tor an actor.' Mr. Jefferson then inquired, 'ran you tell me who will?' to which Mr. Sabine replied. 'There's a. little church around the corner where they do such things.' Jet' ferson bowed and- quietly remarked, 'All honor to the little church around the corned,' and bade Mr Sabine good morning. Ile then went annind the corner and seemed the serviee ol the Rev. fir. Houghton, .1, :I. no mention of Ilie eit at save to the committee,and the whole affair seemed likely to pats by without the slightest politico. A day or two, atter, how ever, one of the committee, in (I)II%er• satlon with one of the editors of the Mohr, chanced to repeat the incident. In the next ',sue (.1 the laohe the story appeared headed 'Gad Iticcs the Little Church .I,roond the Corner.' The next dal the morning papers took it up, and during the •lay .letlerson was beseiged by reporters, 1)(111C of Whom, however, gained audience. Mr. del lerson ilechne•l to aid in the publicity of the affair. lint it was too good to good to keep, and the 'Little Church Around the Corner" has been marl's immortal. 11'e 100, 't;txl bless the eliureli album' the corner.' Mille this little !church 10111 its humble pastor have been made famous, another le.s 1111111 ble, and itm intolerant pastor have be elite the object of universal and indig nant reprebellBloll ail oner the country. The moral of this episode ts, that the public loves Chanty...4;s. 0/ SOI TIIERN lii? R\ 11.1411. The perils of Southern Journalism are dhoti-died in the chronology of the Vicksburg I Misi 1 .c;enliarl before the war. This is the way the enemalities ran : Dr. Ilagan took charge in 1837; kiught a duel with the editor of the Irietr, participated in a number of tree tight..., and was finally killed in lqq. Dr .1 S hull, its.niciated with Mr Partridge, was it noted duelist, and had a number of `affairs,' in one of which was severely wounded. The next unlucky editor was James livan, who in %indicating him honor, was killed by It. E Itatnlr , of the Whig. Next 111 order came Walter Kickey, whit 1114111Iged In several street rows, and MIN repeatedly wounded. Ile kill ed llr Knekim, and was soon after killed bunse't in the lope Star State. The next editor was .lotin ',toms who, it seems, declined glory on the field of honor, and consequently is nut entitled to a place in the niche of lame Ile indulged, however, in the 11811/11 amount of Indiscreet abuse, and atoned for Ills lolly by serving a term in prison Mr. Jenkins, his successor, in aspiring to immortality, cattle to an untimely end tin a street fight with 11. A rrabli , Mr. Crabb was assassinated in the same manner in Sonora I C..lones suc ceeded Icuklns, lint not finding the ed curial chair an easy one, he did the most sensible thing he could, and drowned his sorrows and his body at the 8/1171e tune in the father of waters. William Roy subsequently assumed editorial charge of the Sen lute', and soon afterward be celebrated the e%ent with a Street tight The ex• erense was repeated, until finely he was assassinated in a street row by bin book- keeper. The book keeper died N nat ured death about two %ears since. -Remarkable Case -- -The world in hill or moor:dui m cidenin. How little do we know of the ixognaot morrow tnyrinils of our fellow ereatiirem nee coin pelted to miller The following touching et ent we tyke from th e Itomi o n Juno-na/ • ".11, prems mai, upon reaching lien .flies early one cold morn, • 111 dant] ary, ul,4erved on the box, of 1,1, aciiced etc . unit idenUtied x r ueou6 it corp.,. Upon the end ue I,ox sheering au), cold, MAI boy, about seven or en care of age- Address mg him kuittly, he Haiti . "My lad, don't sit there, you will freeze; come in and sit by the store " It . into tears, the little fellow •• No, I can't come ; my moth er is in LIIIS box and I promised her that I would not/ leave tier until we got home.- Deeply affected with the touching de• votion of this brave little lellow, he fin ally succeeded in Convincing him f the entire safety of his precious ch awl taking bun to a neighboring r ed taurant, gave him a warm breakfast, and then learned the particulars of the story. His father died about a year previously, in a remote village in Mm• nesota, leaving his mother in poor hetilth and nearly destitute. She died but a few days before the boy's oad journey, cluirging the little hero nith the duty of conveying the remains to her frieuria ut n distant State, and tiff-- nimbi. , 1, ,, 1r with (all she had) it sum of money uarely sufficient to carry them both by freight cars to their destine: tion. The little fellow had actually ridden night and day in a freight car with his melancholy trust, never for a moment losing sight of it.* The editor of a newspaper out to wards Luke Champlain has discovered elms from spoiling His 1..111,41 to eat them *lot, tiny uru fresh I . Bratcrr All Sorts of Pail - graphs. A bad catch—Cold, A watchword—Tick. Something to boot—A foot. An ass—He who assents to pr,Ty thing. Curo for it "brain on fire"—lttow it out. rho' Minotite's motto--'Co up, broth. Geometrical progression—Ating oa the square. Of what trade are the Bees ? tomb maker's. A shocking trade—Making electric machines, Doing a roaring iivinerm—Koorn g a wild beast show. When is tea like a work °fart Whrl it's a drawing. Thera is nothing like it short-lutilei reporter to take a man down. A character, like a kettle, once mei.. ded, al War wan ts mending. IVhat chemical instruments is like cutting reply 7 The retort. It is a mistake to suppose the son Is sopported in the skies by its beam, Printers who don't spell Pttlillf. WIIII threo t' aro In demand in the,Weet Ilarmlegs alidea for thin viVather ur those belonging to magic !ante! n. People talk about making a 41 , 111 FW(.1.11 Can they make a . +Wel.p.l , ,iti Chicago rani itv foundling ho+pital t rofngo for anonymous humanity, "Mental aktractwn"— Stealing n, of other+ and Gene} rug them %. own NVlty . 14 it reran to deep thot , .41:t lit ,• In camp"' Beeman tent The Pre , ident fay.rs "(.Id 11111, .1 aq well n 4 Sim I),,miugo M, 111111111 g. \V hy do dritught.wen Ilk,' the wvathor 1 Ilectiti , e they tAlll (14 - 11 W r oirri the Ilre. What Eve said to Ailnin whoa wooled 111111 to lIGhI9L 11 1 at liar t , dt.t— Ite-leave me.' An Irish editor congrattilitt , . A hi tha 'halt the hr, told about hii ii al: ,' . true ' There Is a Pioueville In New 1",,r, State 1 but la probably whoro the pi nta villains come from A rich old wan in \Visconsin tot. etionrd open his only lion 110 port 1 his heir ui till' iniddlo. When friendship - 1i wannest, he car, rut how von enti•T Win it. Remember 14. has n cold shoulder.. A chime ut I(ilwauk ee is inserilt. , l 'ln memory of Minnie J. Hodge— weight 724 pounds ' .s tt Rat lc' Dick lota. ree,m t Illt liti log it bill tho other day to the .sub. r tlection' of the Senate What is the difference betwoen :40d fathera nod godchildren I The forue•r are bled, the hitter cupped A o 1 tultittuA girl finding a WWI r n L.r room at a hotel, picked him up mil threw Iwo out of the window The saytag th La 'there more pleasure in giving than receiving,' applies to k wks, medicines and advice tietting into debt, is ilk° a mouse gi ting Inta, a trap—very CUP', going imbut extremely difficult getting out The best cough drop for young ladies 14 to drop the practice of dressing thin, when tipsy go into the night air. Good advice—A reporter of great ex perience tells us to digest a rough ,wr mon you roust flat take IL down The more a woman's waist is shaped like an hour-glass the morn it shows us that her sands of life are runnin g out 'The prisonnr 11111,1 a very smooth countenance he WPA ironed ju-t before he was broughtin That accounts for It ' That colored lawyor In London i, paid to roburobl,. "a load of charcoal after pnow storm,: .when he puts lii, white wig ori After all, there are only two sorts of diseases, says a. French doctor, ono of which 3ou die, and flit, other of which you don't. 'Don't talk to roe,' Fithl n skeptic, the glories of a future s tutu. It's my notion that a world in the hand is worth two in the hush ' The difference between a Long Islan dor and and a Turk in, the Long Islander , possibl), an oysterman, while tho Turk is a tuu.sehmtn A blubbering r•cissors editur in Detrint bevel. Ire: ueenn disasters .'A Witil from the 5.w ' Just as if whales CIIIIIO Irunl dry Isind. k 1111, kn.•t 1,11 111111111 I.ll llStillltly 11111 r ,,,, 0n to c o mpl.in ~f the badness of ins lot; for in the meet proof - wrong Unto' hi , butonees la on a stand. The matt at the wheel who ports lilt helm when it slimild be starboard, and so runs Into another vessel, not only makes a bull but also a wild steer 'Your ouusin Jnke hue run awny with sour sweet heart and married her stud ono friend toanother. 'Poor Jake I' ex claimed the jilted lover. "Is that dog of yours a cross breed ?" asked a gentleman of a canine vendor "No, Jur ; his mother was a very gentle and affectionate creature." A Portland man has SUM his barber for cutting off his moustache. The bar ber said he didn't see it. Several casualilies are liable to occur here. A Knoxville oditor has put the edits-_ real paste-pot to a now use. Ho put out with it the eye of an assailant who un dertook to warm the editorial jooket. A lively Hibernian exclaimed, at a party where Theodore Hook shone as the evening star, U.b I Meister Theodore, but you are a hook that nobody can Date " It is a theological error to suppose that Adam boat anything by exchanging the Garden of Ediin for the whole wide world Ile .gainea ground' by the oper ation. of the naked figure of Achilles, in Hyde Pnrk, Rogers aaul : "It is strange that he whn.mnd , • so inimy broaches in Troy, should ho wiihuut u par him tell."
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