The Demo ratio , Watchamn. 1 LLI , I)N•rL p ETHEL ROMER'S MISTAKE 11 Videntine's 11;k II- and F.Wel . l day 11, MO' 1 , 111114 4,11141 %%1 , 11 for 11114 ling in; promise of violets in its I+rd:o.li --pronti , e of to.es 1,1 tip nu bloc. Thotiqh. to he , are. the ionfh. , are hare a. Nei. nn 1 thete no given the 011,10111 . h Etlll . l 16,1114 . 1 11:11101'Ni 111111111 g 1,111 1110 On the broad to vetch tip(' Rllll, l lllllO. The 11.11, 0 dial anion it 1110 ,1 1 <it "lain'. S VII. 1!01( . 1 homer her s e ll, e s he:Iloilo' . 1r,111,111 11, t , t . r it tist painted, 4,r Dortiit neat iii' lire; Homer 11+111,01. STring 1,10 lets him long I lore II %suite, ,„,i ni ,„ Lis heml, amnion hml tonelie,l It with grnv, Etitern innin , ..r ititertuptil l t•Alie postmens nit ,11,1 II kli .11%e11 , 10e, with a pretty byviler, fineicoll seabed, and lie! 119111‘ . Illit/li rut info At the roar red, knowing 51 1 .11 itlntt le\ there anal went boils to the tire side with the thing iii het hand "For tile?' 'No, - 1410 said, ''14,1 lilt. •' lie 101.1 11 C114 ,. +111 IS, It lit. 1.;,.1 0111 1111110 , 1 I 111 . 1 , 4,1114 . , 11111- I,m ul ......11',,1 1111 'I. id / In I!Vii t 111 1` I II Crl lit , I / t ic aril nn -111 . earned iersnl lii.r I its II riom, to lend 11 Illete 111 0/WV( Vt . ', It ,S.l, 11 l ' hree tun. , had Ih it it it renirh,i -he mar ried 1)r Ralph Moult'!, am] IIIII•11 hint . )1/101 It itrtoIll•Ilt ett‘Clltjte, Wll}l.lll.+l SIII•11 lnnnniounle 11111`4 upon the p withtti, written ut the Sllltle hand. Again and agaia slut read It int er :ttntin and again -Jll4t an bat"e haol and thootight, itt,t% I.,ttcrk, lint it life tiiezlit hate keen to her, w ill, much a glim lag love ;et this -lit, that inn , t he ah% roll and wintry, hat 1112 Mutt I•atL111, 411111,1,111111.110.1Ve afleetlitli 1%111,.11 her gun haired 1.11, band 411,0 her 1“r all ilie gulden bap nub time aarnith that File felt wltlim her soul 1,.r till the he:Mir that twiny an ardent 'oath had rite clot in lire etrlhotel, ('mild it he the fair haired student who sat near them iii church'' or the dark eyed soldier,tvltli Sul empty Plt , eve, who their.garden Mien? (11l itwhom hp] she made such flit impree lion? ‘4•litle lie whose bile she shared tat% in her o nly it good kith` W01»111/, IItI ninth (nil ii Itllti (.1.11«sel llt•r poor heart nehed , ar her lh , / She felt wlet cl fifld 11m1181nr.1, and verb• 11.....era1.1e , awd lorgot hulrr (Ito, moo( iu_, her hunnew ltl• dunes pressed upon her, 111.111 (lie rook tog .1111 r(.111111eied lu•r 111 them Even then she took one-look In the ghIYP, Ill.! though( 11(.. MilV 0111( It great deal of beacetr unit 1 VI, away Oli 111111.1, 11111011111,1111 e }{11,1).11 Alter tea thee walled out together, and stood hest,le the pool ot tile gar den, and saw the i!old tivlt nr os depth , and he told her tti the general haltos of gold fish. The writer of would have spoken tl•ought Ethel --ol her golden hair The .earn eltlllt out. and he spoke of thew, not to her bright eyes. Nile wanted to turn upon lion, and . •W Wit are these thing‘ a.oftio . I.olll l oßred milli worn and v She IMogeol to finked tint{ alit he 1 .1 , gi, her that InCifill hile lin't.ita lon g ed the heari he could not (lire for "An, ‘‘olllll.ll rondo! loOl‘e Illitole Volln left,Rtnot V.ll'lllll, oil iivi r ono my and nittirral livtory," were the wonk ~,, her He , "I %vit.+ made to hove, and 11, he kited again lSm 'she "aid ~,,thing Ile saw her he•ide loin, at little Niler end a little at 11 ler than of yore, that mi. a ll Bet !row thin nate finish the little happlat , , , ,,, that had still Fingered Ethera hie was fit an end She grew de, T erate. mid evited upon the only p,•-oboe nInI to the 111,111,,,,,0 , ,it her {tie. Vert V 4,11011111, sett 11Sei‘, much COIIIII4I the v Ilage roterle,lolle 10111111 110 ototlielllt% in toee0111111 )! that HMO de le'tit I, le creature, a married flirt It iph itollller net er . 00 0, / Cu k eep her at home. hut he veld‘mi went out 11111. her Afore than ranee the gold hatred etiolent or Clue dark et e,l soldier 11/1.1 holleloi ii the urinal natural 11111. Z it. the world to act an escort tonne tiller some social meeting, mid no harm Wits done, only there were too many blush en, tin, alant smiles, too lingering a I clasp of kart , ag }made, when one re membered that Ethel Romer wits Wife 410/11f was neglected , but Ralph did not complain. So the long year rolled around, and Valentine's Day came again, Ethel had washed 111111 waited for its com ing - not quite the 81111113 pure hearted Ethel. Thoughts she dared nut utter had crept into her soul. The soldier with the great black eyes and soft voice, who made his empty sleevemily another charm to win heartwv—who had told her all he dared with huts tongue, and more with glance and she had long ago decided, be the wri ter of those valentines, so full of love and ',adios, so terider,so different front anything that Ralph Romer ever felt or uttered. She had given him a kint, and if it were he, she would sorely know it this day.. And if it were he, then Ethel Romer knew that it had been better for her ',ever to have been horn ; for, the sake of him who wrote those love poems,she wits willing to forsake home and husband, and wifely name and fame, and he the scorn and flout of the whole village. To be so loved for a little while, and then die, was all she asked.. "If it comes to that," she said, isn• lowering her own thoughim, "how illy name will ritiz„, It will• be blanker than Satan. Do you know—those pi.iper, Irtven village women, who tv‘ll scorn me 140—what it is for a loving woman to lead a loveless life ? It withers one as Ileeleet 'and eitlif have iLliere.l those poor flowers there." Fin—Ethel had — act iorth no flower pots in thy, stn to day, nor f o r unsay morning she had watched her husband ride away on Ilia great blown horse, thinking how grave and seasons he was,how old in all his ways, how Old-mannish silts liis gray over evil and broad rimmed hat ; saving to herself, "If I were to leave him, and lie were to find the liolono entity, he would go on reading, of comfort hint sell moll a new insect or a new planet. No need to wonder 110 W be 1% . 0111 , 1 Mite ll " An.( pollee then she watched at the wrinlow guiltily and noserabli for the ‘alentitie, so stay she thought come. At l A N( she saw a figure coming fast towards the house, and tile blood Hew to her cheeks and her 'wart la•atifasi; hut it was not. the post. man thly iwighbor luglo ened that 1014)140 Hemp; belire• he littered it. onil Wee( hllll, 1111.1 (11(.1' , 100.1 (ben. loolslng 111 each rather 1“r a m.micht. ()%41- Ihrlls n little ct.itv.l is is I:mm.(1011g lit It I totr't be too frightened, I%t the Wall /I( 111.11. 111111 II t tor (I. 1121.1 All that 11111i1a Thk . 1(1 , 1 1.4.11(ft . Ihr 11“-( (111.1 H11'11111(10 't,(. (lir i.nll. ( , 1(111 , 11( NC( 011, ?W. Till 1 3 or .1(r wit dim lie vv.'. .1,11.1 "\iit Iwo!, iiiit It, !ti e r " 14,11 the %,reivlieil 111 . 111111 (11 . 111 AN/1.4 ' , err 111';11', 1101 , 1 1111 . liotici acr ,,,, her heart her that she 1,11:1 not C 1 .1 1 ,1,1 lost her ittliet lhes Ilroollgill 1111/1 w, affil Iron, IL:v 111 , mitint 1,.r many he ker. watch Lcsnlr 1.,. lied, think. of nn other thing on ' earth, n only that lie might he :Tared to her She remor-e, Eserr tholighl 1 , 11r,111• , 1 Jilt 1s mIJi :4 re , engehil Hali The unit' titereottt timig , rig on the 151111, \shirk Mlle 111111 111.1Iglit Ohl man and 111,e him, an he ride tieemeil to taiitit her with the h i,ilylit That it %%0111 , 1 111,11 I , c t‘iiri, could not hear the Hight of it long or, 1111111 , 0 one dat she took it sold% in her hand to hang it 111 11 l'ertitin closet, .7,. she lined it, something tell Iroyi one of the !minket.. - re letter or a Wipe . , She stooped to footiVer it, and Hatt a ctitelope with a bright seal, and her name Upton II Such Inert the talentities that 1•11111 e to her Thni unM tritely one nt them What emild It mean? 1111,1 her liitshaint .tistniverit the n riter hail there heel. Home 01111-0 foi the accident, 01 1111'11 Mlle knew nothing? She hooked al the vales tine 11)!Ik111 It liail tICSIt 111111 1(1 , 4 0.11 hegitii to tremble trnnt head to foot She Hank .1.11611 on her kne e s, 1.1,1-pmg the 'Salentine hovkeell l It Mind-, 1111.1 held it Chris for am. hile I odd it he'eon be C. 1 1 ,1 Is. ' She opent..l it Th e saniegl..,‘ efae. ihnngh wailer and more hop. M.., telling .01 lot,. iiiirettirmil The same Ili the MIMIC it 1g1,,,1 1111111 vet not 1111 slie rO t•r brGtre tern I/rat little flourish, that peetiliar Mrination of a letter'' liva%1•11, 111141.1, lIIP h,•d 1,.111,.1 her %.,aN' IIIIW til 111. r . .11 . 01( alill 1111•,, Withill Inv p mi Ili, valelitul.., a hotly 1),,x 111 1.131 • 1) pIEA-.1....A1`, ..1 verse Ihe pr4nol that Ilijkorwrtler 1)1 Own/. ',annum ate Inietiln, of Ihuar ‘Vild pr“tentittio,n of 1413 e ttiin no other than INlph ILu ;he crept track -to Iris lodmirie and kissed h is lure arid delirious eves. She prated to Ire lowyett auh a sense of reinor•e and NIIRIIte sorb as she !ight hate telt had Ow bran more worker!, and heaven listened to her. The eroos passed a lilt Palely, and Ralph Router it rtes opened Ihe•tnselyes Upon it face pale{ with grief and worn with watch lag, beat Itetttitrfed with her love Coristati , y \Viten one day, tier head „ por , hev hrnnm , .he told hits all, lie also had his tale to tell. "f atu old and gray, you 9ee, and Hach 10 , e ottly tWelllti to belong to tooth I el/11141 not speak it, but I telt it, 1111.1 I 1,111 toy thoughts tutu verme and I sent them to you, my darling, with the hope that you would know whence tiler came eametinie, though hardly w ith it hope that you could git e nee more than a child's reepeet and duty." flat she had gives him. more -she had t iven him all it wonur might,aod told 111111 they are together still. I think they have forgotten that one is young and the other old, in the immortal youth of both iheif hearts. After that one long talk, they said little more; lint their love Was an assured thing. Ile tells her, as of yore, all his scholar dreams, and talks of the stars awl the flowers instead of themselves. But Ethel is content She has but to re member those treasured valentines which are hound together with blue ribbon in her most sacred toiling place to feel assured of her happiness. There is no cifipty nook in her warm heart, and the angels of love and fluty clasp hands beside their hearthstone. ASeVENTRIES.—Never trust a man who assents to everythingyou say, who falls in with all your views, without making a single suggestion or correction of his own. A man, in fact, who is an in- carnate "yes," is either a fool or a knave. Why are there no eggs in San Do mingo? 'limy banished the whites and curt off their yolk (yoke). —Justiee should be the rule of a man's life; but it should be tempered by generosity. A Slack Husband Punished, - # 'Mr. Moncton,' maid in) grandinoth er, looe no wood to burn to dnr WhntNhnll I do?' 'Oh, setai lentiHe to rfike`op POMO,' taut the goal uuui , "waking a ttride to war.l the 1100 r. 'lint mho ham picked up al I she ( . 311 find.' 'Then let her hreale up fROMC Old Mtn ir.' • Blit lii has broken op everythb.g already.' •11111 well, I'lloll, do the next bPat thing -1 lutist he ur.. the farmer, :tit ell he tya.i, aq lie went, and 111,111,11111 %% 1 1111111 1 1111 I, in It la heart. what the ne'l belt thing tvouhl turn out to he. Nl/ . 11111.11110. II I'lllllo Illy giiiinliather and lour hungry loborer. MV tziainlinother stn ,41 111 11111 1.1101101 011111111111 Z ul, her grtvit wheel and ging mg it idensant ; Lunlsa Wits scouring in the hay', 11.1111, and the rat slit piirring on the henrlh before it Idael, and fireless chimney, %%hilt. the 111 Ole /11111011 it t h e , preiplior Ilnner with empty flodi 1(1', 111'11' WA• IUo, , :Inl niy gtan , ll:tiller. cheer 11% I 1101..1 I• 1.1111 111.1 l a g.”. 1 tw, v.rt.tlvl.l ? Ili 14 Ow Ii (11 , 0 • lin If It I, %rid un Ihe lloor edep, In Ire , ore. vrl the great Iron Iml meek' covered. but not pariienlar eleanlN. NIN , randtallier ne-ed Ille rover and !here lav ;ell Ingredna.l. of a nice boiled dinner eu er I 'ling prepared in the niec.l manner, and the pot tilleul I ‘i th the eleare4l ii 11/Iter, lieu /iii 'fib'' , :14 ran' al they had e%er been. Are grtiiiit I Act. Fitnreil rims env puma mother joined nunlher roll 01 the yarn !Ton the dintnll, omit begat' another ‘er-e her Bong. \Vliv,lvornan, what doea the- mean' . Illy diluter • I ci il Dot 7 IV t• it lots suit the -lin Ihe.c three hours.' 'Slit ilit• .11f1 slit (gild ntr 10 Iry the urvt beet lot,e a fire. and I Ilioto,zlll Isll.l dinner in the Will 111/0111. he 11131 :%is gm!, limber ,1“0.101111 tur menu lit, htlt 1111111 k lii. , 01,4 . of 1111 rnur ..1 , 1 ,, 1 , 1/ , /11. F.V/1-1. ittptry, and 111. lin du. , l nlnitil Thiut I u.kuig up 111.4 Iftt, Ne• 11111 V 114 well Start he tvo,f-k We .1t•t11 have• no 'lin tier till ae lone• earne.l 11, I percei ve ' , W,,,, I ~,,I hav e .rune bread and ebee-e brb,re r, .a go , ' a..ked Inv gram] 111„111111 l,;1 . 111 1 T011t1 111 her sieb,r), o, wt, Well 111111tIml. 111W11 , 4 aft' i t 1114 HO Nile 41,411 Ike tilIV. •—.--- _ t The cellar vnir4 in the 1114 farm how,. End become iprolt n and nn WI ttllitt 111;11 lIIV grandn.,(l, r he-llged 111'1 . Itllmlilliiii, e.irl . t noel In .. ill reletir them, 1,1 Mollie /11 . 1 . 1111• Ill MIIIIIIIII hail pen 1111 MI 1%/1,1 ft prolltlmell 111 ill/ Mn. 11114 aiWIl 111 illfgOl 11l 111161 11144 pr(tnnee. At 144 1, one till), Inv grandaroilirr Jell 111 gmag W,,,, a, and ,-.1,111e.1 the intik O w )1 11. , l • ;irr) lii, 'Are %4Pli hurt' ' 1141“41 nit gratt,lin ter, mtm,l,frie ht. rifir 1 , 14.1 C the hire. 'No niftier whether I fin or null' retried the angry Imilt+etelle, reap pealrlng with her empty pan. 'Thai in the l a t,t time I carry milk down tli(re ei•ur.. until I hey are mended l'iea.t. u.air , elf and lied the \t I,u-I IS/1V to yet it down,' .aid the little 'exc.] at her Irene will,' said my grandmother, and she Nflis as good as her word. •I•he next et ening my grandlather %yent down lu the cellar to draw sonic cider Itt in thunder exclaimed he -- nothing •vorse, I assure your, for Ire was not a profane man —'what nn thunder is the matter down hero? NVIly, woman, your milk is all over the cellar bottom I' 'hi It?' replied my grandmother, tranquilly 'Well I think that is likely enough, tatting .o far.' Fulling yo far ! What do you mean?' 'Why, you know I maid I . aliouldn't carry the milk ot er tlmme broken avain, And von told me to try the next best way of getting it down, and so I took tip it board to the kitch en tloor,threw down the pane,and then strained the milk down into theta.' •I•he cellar Pattire4 were mended next dat. A New 'Kink in Divorcee A Imager Learns Wisdom from a l'reily Woman. A d a y or two ago a talented young lawter of a neighboring city, wittier,' MUM. 181 lot HIIIILII, and whose griefs have been like an ittigebi' visits, was delighted by folding in his office a richly-dressed lad% , who announced her (11.1411 . 1. to employ i/1/1) With it beaming smile (lint entiltfliard ly be restrained front bursting into .tt" Cull blown laugh, the young Blackstone handed the lady a cuelliontal non-chair, and he assured her that lie was 'entire ly and devotedly at her service.' Seat ing liertelt.oi the proffered otiine chair, the ladst tingloved a small white hand that literally glistened with diamonds, anti applied a nuaT i scented handker chief to her lips, blushed, and, casting her eyes upon the floor, said : 'My business is very particular—it is —pardon mite, sir, but you will not be tray me?' ‘`lietray you? Not for the World, madam, You can confide in me with the same reptoce ae iii a priest at the confeesionat.' 'The fact waret , —thac in 1 have been unfortunate in my marriage rela tions.' The eyes of the lawyer glietened with pleamure, and, drawing hie chide dose to the aide oftl.e lady, he remark- 'I wee—l owe—you want it divorce. I ant jug' the man to get it for you. I ant perfectly ait fiat in inattoteoftin kind in court.. ►low lung have u been mnrried 'Nine years.' „ 'Nine yenta I You must have been very young when you entered that bliss ful—l mean wretched state. '1 wax a mere child--a loolieh, inex perienced school girl. A doting mother placed lOC in the arms of a man old enottgli to be m y f a th e r but he WAN tie'', nod for two or three years I ihil not know the difference, 1 was As. happy ns I hough my husband had been twenty veltrrl yttottizer. lint n es n e t ation ith other married women opened toy ruts, and I became wretched. I pitied for--well, for a heart that was more Congenial with my own. A mati of tour age, now, 11 , 011h1 have Holed tae• iteiter. '!.caddy NO7 ' evelairned the I•tivver, ruhlong his lianas and t wooing his in cipient m inistaelie. 'Rut your stare] in~~s oily i-non terminate. I w I gyt yon n divorce and then—' , lii dear me -and then--but 1 utio.t not be too Mativgilint. My hus band )4 very rich, and he will nevel• let me net a divorce tt• he can help it.' 'l4ljuifittie, von don't know the law its noile. , tv its t r.lprioni certainty -IN Comider yourself di ‘oi , •ed, nn l n et emy.• , -1:c. 1:!1,1.11‘ the ll' 11, ir, In v slall I procee,l?' 1.1 . 1 .iv• ILI ihr ill Si J. l / 1 1`1 . , give me 11 J:ttrnu•hl 'our r I M\;1111`1.,, 'lust should lithe II Idl kst...l, oil ‘sll/11 IL ,11,1111111 111,1' nit' •utlr•r vt fib nurh it lotriotroto , trent noel coieitlloll 31311 nil 01,11 thing. I tvill jitet l ot hewn it letv Ilt the Your tome Is 'Nt ry - }•nn ton,t loottv my =I illl,lllll i 'll'hnt, the merchant' Ile's nett 3., (11 I +II 114 .. , rich I ,1,,r1 . 1 care for hrti inwlev - I 11'111/1 /1 .livorec The law‘er ‘vrote iluwn 0..1.etk of the hidv'm io—died her that he would have nu lit procuring IA divorce, ,voli nt ' 4 III,(NN) alimony, 'How mm.ll are you going, to idiargv me lor mikking , me elo happy ?' trigmred the Irvit. \ v e i l, „ n o d to ,hargt, on tt thou hilt out or e.n.nieration Ira , nlleringq I will only taken relniner ut , 11 1 0, awl when It 111 itecomplishe , l ‘on will inerea4e it lo i,..)1141' That is e‘tretnely reasonable I 11111'1. 1141 change 1014,11111 M 1101 Y, 11, ?1.4 Isere 1-s a cheek for t:' , 2l/11 that Me 10 slay Ile gee 80pielflg I a ill only want halt of it . \VOA still get it eltsited lot me?' 'lt it Jaffe- bank hours, Irut the check 111 all right I rill give vies $lOO for your shopping 11114 keep the cheek.' The litte)er 11 id that day recetve.l remotailee of itlllll from his lather, and handed it over to the lady, arid, placing the check sit his pocket -100ok, bowed Isnuitient to the door. lie Whig exeoet le ely happy at his good' fortune, and OW Hight streamed of angelic clients, sensational divorce canes, 111111 u loge pile of $lOO bills. 11. e nest morning he went to the hank to get his sleek 5 shed, 111141 was thunder struck a hen the teller fistorin esl Ism, that Ow MUM' sit Mr --way forges!. linliwitent at the thought that los lair cittzeti had been guilty of so base a crone Its forging Iser linshatishe name he horned to the store of Mr.---- with the 4,stention of capoeing the lady lie was still snore astonished wisest Mr, --llllortited bun that he wan a widower, and lad not been blessed wish a wile for snore than ten years, Young Nark!.mule tvammeized with a tit of tnrrnncholy , which mtill &recta bun, for all !.114 effortm to find the lair tovoidler litt,e proved ittiavailing, lle han come to the conehotion to have nothing to do with divorce cases, and has written to hri lather to Rend lion another $lOO bill to replace the one he gave hie client for a bogue check Habits and Doings of the New King of Spain. • * « Ile ordered the Palace gates to be locked and the lights put out at midnight. Ile himself, so tar, has retired to rest Boon after ten These u r royal habits - or, I may better say, un SWIM/111 habits, (or here the native, breaktittit at 11, and go tp bed when the cork crows) —are creating great ac tonisliment. Ile taz , l_igl one or trio ireceptions of which he has aboltelied the hand knitting of royalty for the band-shaking of democracy. What the Mill Ortindyii of England will city to this I know not. Ile gave 1,000 pounds to the poor of and another 1,000 to the needy among the citizen militia. Ile is noon to hold a review of the troops, and in mists on reviewing the militia-also. Ile walks about the streets, goes shopping %Omit any retort, and Ileeolllpll7lled Ly only one or two Adjutants. Ile sailed upon poor Naudin, who had hie 1141111 shut away by the Maine wretches who killed and he told him lie wile to comider his service its Adjutant transferred to himself. Ile has done the came with all the Ailpt• tants of Gen Prim. Learning tl i: o the public school-masters are months bellindhand nn their pay, he 111114 10'd Minister Moret that he will touch none of his pay till their claims are antis- , lied. The linst week of his reign is nearly over, and lie lota not been mint. tiered or insulted, and no insurrection line occurred, as prophesied by many. Indeed, so little likelihood is there now of any of these thing that the Queen intends to come here before the end of the month, and it is reported to-day that the ex-Empress Eugenic is to make a visit to her mother, the Count ess de Montijo. Another good thing I have recorded of the King, Ile ex preki,ed his intention to grant &general amnesty for political offences; but on reference to the constitution, it was 'found that one of the articles express ly prohibited the King granting gene ral indulgences, unless authorized by a special law of the Cortes, and this special law was forgotten to be asked fur in Itie mad haste with which the Cor,r, net.. closed. "I Want to Know." W heard a friend tell the following in4tlert titer other disy ltitth.not tv little real, and to, the amusement of a good many bystanders: — dumping in to an old fashioned stage coach last month, in company with nine others to jostle over ten miles of unfinished road'. I was,very much amused with the following character iQtic Ilinlogne between it regular ques tion i "!)own Enqter,' And a igh heeled tionthetner: We were scarcely semeil before our Yankee began : 'Traveling cast, 1 expect'?' 'Yes, sir,' glom' to Philadelphia' " 0, ' 4th, oh; to New York, my be?' 'Yes, fur.' 'Neer been there before, I wouldn't wonder ?' 'No, sir; never.' 'New Yuri( iv a wonderful place.' .Sitelt .4,111 y itoprespon, sr (lot lett ere, 1 expeh `Ye., ser; I ant provided with let tere ot iritriahretroll: 'lVouldti't mind entrain' you around ntreell a spell, it 1011 wanted.' 'I thank you sir nut I shall not re (pore your asetstariee: The last remark of Ihn re served stranger, wav '1•4,V1, 111111 the inquo.ttor fell hack a moment to take breath aril :1 111 taetiev. The halt ,--oppeewved sllllll' upon the f:let'Y 01 Ille pa- , -et ere eons arou , ed the Yankee to --till Norther (-Ker.:torte ,- net then sittottionmg up more revolutrun he negaii ;wan; ';.-ttrat,ger, perhaps Inu ate Mot ItIVIITT how altio;zl.l4l.ltrd it 14 for a l'atil«e to control lov cortte-itN. You'll please e• cosy me. 11,11 I Tentty 1,1,111,1 111,e to know 11111 lin/lII` 11101 re-Nellie, 111141 the 1111h1111.84 you Inflow. I expeet you tou't :tenanted of either of 'etn; so now won't you just oblige me?' Isleneral Andrew Wash. Inton. I reside In the State ()I 111110418 sippi, I am a gentleman I,llrootre, and I am 011.1 (0 be able (0 say, of pret I 1(11•100Ve I live heard flinc h of N e w York, and I am on Inv way to see It , and it I like it to; ttell as 1 a m l e d to expect, I intend to !my. Recollections of Don ))Quixote - !Eery are a e Ira s from 1) 0 o Qui cute "Keep your mout , jl shut and yuur eyes open Self praise depricuttes "All wonu•u, h/f them be ever so homely, are pleikied to bear tlietnselvee celebrated for beltilt r. Libera be earned too far in tho.e who have children to inherit thew. Virtue im more perAteated by the wicked than beloved by the rr4bLeons. Ifou •y IM not for the mouth of an fIRN, pnalockm, Nolte or harm, can se cure a wahlen No well an her own re Nerve., IV It and humor twkmg lo gemuo 'dune We are all 114 1;od made in, and of. i1.11(11110el a ). 1 .1•,11,1. des! VllllrBB. oSl'l,llll.llii, lairstn the hag. It is eit , y to undertake, but wore dir Dealt to finish a thing. ' This 187/1»14 equally applicable (nal! mulct' Whoever /14 Ignorant 111 Vlll - By the streets of 'by and by ' one ar rive; at the house of Never. 'let ween the t em and no of a woman, I would not undertake to thrust the point 01 a pin Patience and shuffle the cards. niter men ' s Pains are easily borne Pray devoutly and hammer on stoat he. When a thing in once begun It 18 al 'mist half finished. The Jest that gives pain in no jest. SsiorpoiNr... —There are people in the world so selfish that they scent to be moved be nothing but what directly attack theinselven. II their ownl pn vote and personal interests 1411,4 1 / 1 1/1 nn dama g e, ir their own tilratrn a n d pur orates sustain their minima and succeed in Benign, iftheirown -groveling plan Urea are uninterrupted, they earn not Who In happy iii the world, or Alin( quarter ol it is shark by the Just hand of heaven. Tim, is extreme sellisbnea4, and in trait of character not to lie tie aired. A IPCI/Jll 4 r undertook t 4 lal ft tt, It village audience the awl 'Mai he t•oti don't hn whit IL 1 , 1,. IN. 'Well I 'ell : You hnv(• Neon N. lON 4 61111,1 t. Wl`ll, at cow IN not But when you see the . I 6 go up the tail tore moat, to pii, the apples, It IN a Idle 00111(.11011. T men of mhglit ttlivv, Met a, )(fling lady not noted for her personal citation. remarked use, 'here cornea the craziest looking girl it New York.' aill engaged to ber,' wan hat crooking reply. A. Western paper, describing the debut of a young orator, says: "!le broke the ice felicitoosly With 1118 open ing, and wat, almost immediately drowned with applause." I have this afternoon 6,,011 preach ing to a congregation of awe.' 'aid a conceited young person. 'Then that was the reason you always canc.! them beloved IT-Tlireo,' replied - glrong minded Ind, • Speaking of the Treasury girls, Gail Hamilton says: 'le there anything especially agreeable in counting green , backs till your fingers bleed?' Few of no will ever know. `Mother, Father Won't be in heaven with um, will be? 'Why, illy child?' 'Becattee lie can't leave the eture.' All Sorts of Paragraphs Sky lights—Stars, Saturday Notes—Our salaries Ocean thuber—rho sea board. 'Creature comforts,--Good wivvk How Wax Jonah punished—Wlutl Never troublo trouble, till troll troubles you. Academy of daeigna—A young la boarding school. For Inrimirq—A good thing to "p head on"—lettuce. The height of a young lady's atabi —Two little fr.d. When dee , ' a c•huir dislike yeti ? NV IL can't betir you Twoltyquirem make ono ream , Homo lonises n statue The moot rotowni, soldier ever kn., --General Importance )11%4 grain 14/1111.4 (71.1)gre,4 p 1 her somobody &so - to "do." Provideneo youilg men are fond di , eushing At this P(.111•011 fast, liorse4 go over , lIOW and under the rein. tiovintr, through It glues specllng tho contents of n ()lack . I,r. Ilnw does I ho woodpecker got 0.41, it . , 4 4uns up n bill for tt," A g4l - 111 i101111•Wir11'S 11flairs aro 111, Itdjourn —"alwaym in iitifiA Mit I h TW/1111 , ny4 1114 Triarrlngo hp fool, mote twlim I Olin er- ie.. to mothers - y 11r , t equality, illy seroh,l feriorit v, 1111(1 my whole is suppro, (;0,.41 riNolutions an he h o lm. rnito In IL Pit 111 11 morn— 11`11 carried out Jones opim.s from ti unman .loottl,thitt Memhottre-whistlo, iire II or rig-Iron A Mirhigitri trio) justien dor tho oeeat of bottpAtttg to. roost‘er two —llllO Cont. " Nin:4 rovengo i 4 liko nur.o younL; h0 F 114..1).4—th0 older ho gi the ohnrprr Why sand in the eye Pich.dmaster'g (lino 7 liecituno it I tho 1' iir fh.1.1 may he furrowed care,' rut rt etinrwt he 'harrowed bs ri.eollection ' DurinG peace a regiment is quart , during war tune, it is oecaidonall to pieces, Pejtattoi wo ehou Id n't my it, but failErt,llitt Jenny Ltntirlltt bt, car, old in October 0111• 11.14011.4 on good audio I 'O/11Iy bull' caught cold it,: of t worm. Oriental unity—The Siine.,o Italian unity - • rhe monkey chains the organ-grinder When la Bridget like the kitchen \1 hen ..he's gnu out, and like when she flares up. Greeley wrote of It Will protontv rortiplootor made it 1111 Ti stint! I here is every r 1.1121011 l 0 1101101,0 KOMI. Of the prevn%ltng 1)1.1tIts 10'0 11 of I il4ht fantn4ln • tow Why 1. n y oung lawyer like n nn HI eurreney ? Became ho w n legal don, rind KOrneWhitt green. A breaking wave is the only thin nature that it the nm.t beautiful in moment of it. disasolution A Chicago window who has In two husband', 'mist:. that the In w hind entitles her to her third An exchange pays "there is 11,oth t }Mt lion, deserves to tat considered taught its au art than advertising I are like counterfeit norm Vl4 . them hams; otliri I, we /Irll , not bound to take then) Vl'hy du ac•hocrlboys having their boxed reheat Mu captured houhebreak !tedium) they are hundottTed. Why (1.,e4 the gorilla prefer the t ira to tiny other Rut of the world eau', it 14 the ofily place he call 'lnterviewing is nothing npw,it rx t 1 in CIIVIV'eI tirno, for did not y', Julius rk , .1V ho is it in thil errss orills S.,moipoly 11113 dlSCliVl3red ut 41 1Intr It 1.01111.41.0110, gOO.l ' ilia It wits orlicteti it bun , yenrY In the orimon of Mrs Mtillone . ), !man that (I n.. 4 on a wash-day, snit 01 ',rite. Ilualainds will ple,fise tlet, A °Mengo girl says that, she don't ii.,,rried for the reason lint she it, knew whom: litNtistel she niigh be n ry ing, A Chicago hotel once had a sign u the reading-neon, thus: 'Uotitlemo learning to spell will idease take ye,ter day's paper,' 'The geed are taken first,' does nc apply at photograph establishments 0 barber-shops Each must take his or hi turn, good or wicked. A Boston paper declares Boston if this paradise of the organ-grinders that all our organ-grinders might speed ily enter paradise! Boston Is in a convulsion of laugho r ever a woman who refused to buy I on account of the cattle disease, and leek a pound of liver instead. Terre Haute claims mere banks than any other city of its size. One lea Nie tional, end the other thirteen are the faro and keno varieties. Agricultural Greeley (angles that fellow-harmers can economize by dorib draining their lands ; the idea is trench vyell, and then re•trem It. A. min recently mulvertuutl lime wilt , "ltlyttig b e 641 and•bomird," and ," alter lo lo •r for two dollar• pay lur thu advertisement. The inquiry as Uri :here all time Im Re to has been satisfactorily answel , The theory now is that they go Into I ground and become terrapins. • What le the difference between t Itt.t riddle end it teen's mint who eqw" (itu• is a qtwry with tinAwvr, the o il 1111 Hunt, Slr, With it yliOtT op).
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