. l emiliee. For a moment. his blood curdled ill - Mr - veins. Where are they? / Slearr Ca iii(" the )(1)11 E-.. "%i46 Kent ed tiler rt , o , e l / 4 t3,01. Ile glided over the i n: t e l li v l, t e he % t iin It st, (X i I l ei piirsiierl. '0.0.1 II t, s ' t iill 1 i bible, ii(A . stiliig 1 lei t ii t t owl Wag Lb ill / . 1 4,, , ~,1 0 o It i i iiii, w iot ;Orrin \ ~ Il . eW I m. . mile, perhus, and there were In° rend ' ling. ik_lint?tiTle 11.1 , d1 (.)I ,14.- Pprkir almost paralyzed 11110. 'NIA 1111.4 certain death. IVI.y hart hr hrryi so heejliess as to disregard liiigh's warn jag. 7 11tit - tic 111111 et er seeif•it - wolf diltNig 'his sojourn in thee Canadian is Watchman. H UN'I'TPA MOTHER 3. ••Watell, Mother," I. i l (d e hi eh Milo feet, 40 rileu t l.timy nll ell., , 11,14 1..11101/1:4 10.11, MO II ell,oB, n-ir IV, o•r, 441)10 you cony 1n Ijlll hand ov I ho (III• 1 4 111111, 111irle't ny Faster! fi6kteri 'Pares Ilitit , tivarly double] his journey,lint gave him 11111111y11 1. a rehlatv, for Ins lion,nerA were by this nteany thrown off their track, and wele soine lime in recover rag their speed. Now the moon shone lint brightly. Et err tree seemed lined againm ILA Pky with 10111111/1 IVIP tilletlWPa; here a gnarled nhJ ortk,t/ial had been riven with motne tierce bolt ; there a clomp of qleaining evergreen.t, that nuatked him in their security. And now the river widened. 'Hardly a week helore, he and Rose bail a gay frolic on 11114 very same spot, liter yonder was A great, randdinc. low roofed lana-1101191 . . and 1(081 . , With her Cflll.lli. and IrtenifF..—• curving lier,elt to the e.. 1V:1 hr ll - TOXPJ \5llll 111111 I 111, If could hilt ktiolV t,tl taiw their red tongues almost tomil•ii him The foremost hrtile gate 11`1111l . .4kale heel Nit a !.!;1 , 11 Rona 1118 month T11:1( accident disconcerted them for all MARIO, 11111 Old . ) to make the next onslaught cure lariotoi, His limbs nerd weak, his 1111.4'4111706 1 0 11 g front e•hteit4tlon, butt very brain reeled The fiery eyes seem ed to scorch him with their Int g'are„ ftrol (lOW he could hear the rapid, er-• peetatit breath. So near ealety, and deli:tiling cry broke flout his lips. Rose, darling Hose I Fare ‘1 ell ! to her, to lialipole4s, to all. .4i ion /I,k , t el" 11%114t* MVO; 111 - 0, It ILI14( 11111‘ , tcolv.i4 rat nitd a Ihr, 1.4 Mnng MIN 11 0 n*pokrn to little heart, wool for 1,1,W itTlimrl u.bluig 11, art lrw wepd I I 111) I y Y WOLVES MIMEO lily t,111,1“ trig I .k fir IN ere n troop ,m,!. the ani.9 No ter of lil n—rhel: The cured, then hitrmtmg. 811% erN lone tart t, broken ern mils or hickory, ul out ar it rivor, on the oilier, tiered ',him Miles • %%004 he re:l(.lmA, Rohe .Irt edson, the centre of a gay group, was doing her utmost to be at tiAeme. She was winsome at all Imes nod senbomi , but when site used little effort, roil Id make herself doub ly course she had forgiven Charles a doze,' times sineet hat morn lie was to come early and be ...fleet!) penitent, and she would be de ‘otion itself. After all, rharley WAR' a I inure noble fellow, and dontuleatt she did try hill) sunu•Ltnrr•s. 'ft) night she wouldtt t flirt a Mt 0 11111'11.% V 311,1" WerllV 1.1 4 !1it lllore h/M. Then Imtuf p•herr It)rttirie Non ht M. rfir the rr lei.ure bourm had vlorrlng air ea+tlr•+ urn, malt• more en had undertaken tilt, Other guests came, brit mi Charley She had gii,en hint plcnity 01 lints, cer , nattily. litt , l he been really sexed,and was he sin tog away to iintosit her? Well, lei Iwo stay, She menu Io mope arid asa r tire willow Lute horn girl, were alwati absurd, So Hone ri edson waii soon the cent ter of the group. Old Matt bad drop ped in with lii', fiddle, and the younger inembern of the party had a ,01111411 IC Stittle of the sertnorti settled to 'timing surds, but lir ('all ran and three or four others Were tin p ill IL ttittell.lllioll 1,11 „r th e wonderful things iti nature, ine-ruin 0,111 rind Clturvutttrirr Ifs had been tette:tr.:king seseral ienritrh.rrble in o dd la a lath It wan proposed that It test should be gii,en \Vito would be done a tll , jert N o ,tt o . appeared Inclined at first, tint M I 'altran finally ntequiesed ller brother hurl succeeded In sending tier to sleep, when Rose 1014,1,1 11011 the r oom 11er attention any lI.TIII` diaieli arrested, and she watehed the et;,erittlents with twirl, I•ll lt l'flit,S "11 MIN other prison would late to try ," lir. Caltran said, glancing round Olt the group. 'lio.l. In ready for anything. Try your luck I ' exclaimed her cmmin Nel- 11)14 flirri Nholved anling el 1 , 4, I brit re unitl ht.% tr.riviic, that thirst nil.' a ..in A hall of ice to trip the nu moment twat of I ri•i• 1V(11Ider hiP4 pul~r- Fhniirls from in Jrit 111. :111,1 Ipr ith•laqiirr :Store 11,11 beet, n pit) parts, I. khatttig ~te•ttlittee , 1 Att.+ her gobl tow by the wmd, her tint, her purple trinetit. Itnr,lo ;141 tenning until lilt+ pit etchnip+b,S but rare gitse r rnitbturrirtier Ill• 1101,11111. i r I,trig \ nJ r ?Horton ! ! !be lottl me lii hr hml raid 11,11. weld dark with oti Itlake menu. 111 , 1 , ,,r to Mpend the lame, so, if f emile I •'I don't know what to nek, or what I would moot like to bear," ehe ettnl, with a gay laugh. "Aek about Charley, aitiL learn what lcvvpH Ii away, then you van teaee I eonveystnee Blake - t hough t 1.1.11 mere UR it trifle n harp and "lint to there any truth m it, Dr Ca!lran'?" and Itome's deep Pyre were hinuitouti With Moore re6ling akin to cu riototy. 'lt in true that the medium can in Marti' caFee seem to enter a persons' mind, and answer in a remarkable bodoon Many in takes are made, but I think they are due to our imper feet knowledge of the actenre. Sup poet!, )011 try, Mice Rose ; 110 one can furl cat you of collusion.' Quite a circle I egari to gather round Mica Caltran appeared to he in a lrauqutl Shillther, her lips just parted, ,ngge•ting her white, even teeth, a loch iscresery 'Well,' said Rorie, daringly. 'Place your hand in her.. Nov flunk intently of this aubject in which you wish her to feel interenteihand thicM :irk ) our question.' ar..l ‘srtlt ditlerenre " telly W l lll run air nl •u la I row rook 111, 111.111 Mo,IAV ty flight is Nellit•' ought of the pleahure ..1 Itel.ft.,! her I party, lout 1$ gmly ()Urge] vem. Don't wit .hglitent. ' tvil4 not t 1 11 , 1t11 lor either merit fl w IU Inl tud a little ran " 11. lone v‘o. , ‘ijkrt.itri: 4 l, over till A thounand thoug hts itoqe's brain in an instant , but that of Char lev kept'recurring. What should she say for dedictley,tweined to hold lier back on thin subject. ,00d by i " and kiss r dainty fingers, sb e ME )h) . iitihitched jerh, gill,litit A/ her tic er mice glum; r li()Qe )Nat) watch him High), it woe true, ) fell the xligla keee- 'Hurry I' exclaimed Nellie. 'What hurley doing? Una lie gone to aleep and forgotten about us?' 'I think I will not oak -.' But a chorus of ea s ,er voice interuitted nose. 'Play fair now. No backing out.' n per I" and she curl ,lithifoll v. 'Are you afraid?' It was her cousin Kate who uttered this, and the tone would have roused to an effort. In a itrange flatter of nerve and brain she began. 'Don't get ‘ excitedi' and Dr. Caltran smiled cheerily. Rose's mood was t.o uncertaio at first, to sway Miss Caltran, who moved uneasily, and vainly essayed to speak. ner brother approached to tranquilize her. It was sometime before any co• herent answer could be obtained, and then Rose was w'bught tip to certain pitch. Some sudden presentiment con• cerning her lover filled her mind with apprehension. As if transl4iting the young girl's emotion, Miss Caltran began in a very serene frame teelared that he would re the eventful Thant himself ardently use. It was quite late (nigh ; but as the night tine, he resolved to Ito% ere. be no wolves abroad, said the brawny Eag one of his warm ad- Iv shot ow: over •by ther morning. You pistol," ele and my good legs," gh i ugly. ney had been aacorn • hoard a shrill,sharp Ole woods. Then an tamer, and one at a `Your friend is iu great danger— great danger. He is flying as if gr Ids life, first this way and then that, way,' making a tortildis ).trtitloil with her hand. 'Ho is oit-tfie river ), -4 tlioe lee licl suinethititt roll CI iiiii ~ •., ' Mi. ,do yo liviar 111411, . c :), tar let 14 6, Ito i 0p, , , 01 1 I ' I li ::: r 0) : ' 11)) ' l B e a . :14 * , a ely no iii v it ein i. I ' 1 e ‘ a .ti ii• AT ant 11),,z 1 ) h ii teas 100 fire Ilpel ' M1.,-, Calliitil stizlitsl nail , d4itte.evl 4'l4'4reli agitiiiiiio. Iler resvcritium carte fabored.nict ri1)1111. 'M . ) (;,.,f* I‘ ,l lllit'f.mil.ANd Eiri , r ' y.. ,,i,,;,,,,•,1 11,,,... ~.s;ii (:...4.,,, 4 i. 'Vance, lins 4 lotted lip illy river and las..-ti fol. lowed tvc n rm.+ of wetvra Orte. ',An 601)41 a ,i,.y Qr i„, „_,,, awl ,u-ui.,111 1,:0,01,••,?, -,....r, pr.),slth.g 1...iiii,1. inn 1.,r,.i11• hi v., 10.. v ,! 1,1 n- go smut:- thin:: ;111,1g11 h, hie n—i-lolice: Nri•ll 1,11,1, r„ t• nmo w e nt tb.; iind the PinrA or 'IV/IVO] appe•ll4.ll 10 1111 every space. (7t•nrr thrnvf nft hi 4 oai. and coal, and , Ina.!hn l ills a‘, i lu. himahler. '(•a(t ar I lit.. 1.,1iaa,1 nII nmi Ole rooni 4 WITO m a tvhn•l ul cnn 111,1011. , 11,1”11! ' n r, ..1 . •, 1 111 ,1,1 Ali IA- 'Nfy child, thcre itriv Lc 116.4 In ( 4 ihrin 1119 T -filed at tho ,d I=l l ' he hut , 1,4 it 1,, 1,. , 11111 - ;11 , 1 -111 1 11'ii,r1wr flllll (.r n it, 161-1, , it 1.1 II 111 ,h..1;:0r. The horrible vt, oo; I; vorge • N wont, cotrjorc4l np, 11111i1V II lII.IrV un ul one 11; her brain, Fier qo l rlllinnl n •11;11 - 1 How before, eel now Illy rehire of 01411. She onold n(t help thinking 11)/tt 11 nrry eril hod bo.liollen hin»t inn Head) her Will. How twiny tone rho. lopl for-cured horn allin , ‘ I,s owl „ dia . Jiro , been cool, rapr„ al hi. letiderne , s rind Inio_rin Iwo love ,krraiffiiiN! her hold. for 111.11inen1,.he found II had been bitterly erne' to illy one nnin for %vino,» shi. %vould gist! her Ile, occosion reqiiired. 111 tlr , tut =rl tliroitol her bruin like a II lulu She ha l bound her mliits,l Joni hood, and %%AO following the nth er., when her until would hare re her t her 1.• • Itr. 'altran, returning In 1444 , sister 11).‘, 44 the mad Ilke n efonlo‘iv 4.vraith 4-he 4144441. It •-yein 41 but a -hurt 0:11k to the rrteC, amd. ut rt lei,' 1110 111011+ I.lie 'WM 13111,111 1111 with OW 1111'11, { l l bil e h e r eutiNttn-4 ,tl'r4. 1111 1444141444 i !Intl '‘‘ hat wa. Hutt A tuelsetung, Ife.pairtilg cry, n {{flit ,l mortal n gonv that hal 14:44- , -.4441 the 14444441 s 01 emit] fllll , e IZO4e reelll/111/1.11 :111t1 she /111,4 \A1.1"1•.1 mvminnlnrilt \\ All ihnt "He Clinrley \Thnre rase up fill hope, nmi turned upon li,. par-iter , 4. In the i nu onl i ght, hts etu- glared 14 tell to t14444-4e fierce 140.1144, amt there was a 414410141% 14144,-4- The -41411441 . 444 t -. limn/ el the uhten,mtling Itrtes, but the fureni444-1 crotiehel to 44prirtg. A hall went w144//mg IFV, to rLwely 11110 he 1,11 the hut hr e i l th t ip m , his Cheek 'then %ell, 4 thug tti : 1 1404441 4.41 tiontlening pnin, A1)111her 1111,1 11,01 , 11.1,, tai c., )el he tl iil nut liter 'Oh, I 'ltrie ' Charley I' and the next instant 1?o , e Inv Henseiess at his teet At tir-t ho cmild um thank, from ul ter a i-en , e 4,1 dclisenwce 4,, ern 114 !Teel 111111. lie knell be Ir I,t r treinhling in every 1111111, and tt,e reel thronge,l around. c..intitted enemy were retiring with savage cries, nail Iwo eml.Het4 lay ,or,tched upon the ice 'I can't imagine,' lie began, trentu lotolv 'Dint t try,' Paid llenrge 'lt's the strangest tiring that ever Italpettetl. Can yo u w alk hotne? I'll take take And George picked her up 101 is she Was a batty, hat not before Charley hail passed one con.volstve k Din u pon her hpa. The little cavalcade marched @low• ly homeward, for l'harlev'm atrength NUM well nigh exhaiNted. After, they heard ntigrt matterlnge, bill It wan no eattse 1,1 alarm. moon revived. Fooling hereelf in her eouniii'm arm., Ole Hirtiggled and called Charley. lle needs Rome one to help him tieorge explained good-natured. 1) 'l,t4 me walk lam quite well,' all( riald with a touch of her old imperious nesn and bemg freed, She %yam by Char lees Hide. 111 y darimg r —and with a fervent clasp she wan held to Iris heart. 'Oh, Charley I I've been so selfish and cruel ! I wonder it you f! , , or can loygtve nie ? Anil that I abould have endangered your the for my foolish caprices r She quite brohe down there, and endtql with a 40b. 'llllllll, dear. I thought once that tt was xlioser with me, but tied in terposed. In that moment, as Ile can bear me witness, .Ily uul was fill e d with sweet ineni9ries of yon. Rat don't understand how they all ratite to lily assistance.' 'The strangest part or st. • ‘ l / 1 0e't epoil the story, 'trove,' said Rewind George, who was bringing up the rear. Ho it was kept until they were all to getlfer in the capacious sitting room. Dr. Caltran was electrified at seeing Charley. *Ms sister was (pito herself, with the exception of headache. The curious explanation was made at length, and those who could not un derstand, could se little deny. Then Charley repeated his adventures, thrilling them all with his narrow" row escape. 'They gained on me so fast that it seemed as if I could not have held out another tiloment. Beside the short distance on the river, there was the walk trp to the house, arid at that in• outfit Inc courage gave Out utterly. Thsnit Ood fir the assistance Ruse's bright even were full of tears There woe was no more dan "t itpnit mated - 10--:Pet aurae 1.• ~ lwatt-r - .1 , (11Qtry - rhti': lay on the 5 5. ..: . 1. Cr tlicsy irlf-liall disper,,ekl, look ' n, le ) t Ma flitii4;;4l, 1, the spirit bout ' ' 1 vies ; R 1,71 r I 1 TVWII IIRS(NI .: Illir il ,u sw . W' 'Chi ley r in w To a - I fallen - % n't rt y W7l. vir -4 I Irllnhnt in Yo .. .1 y kri i IL:, lion. 1 e,‘ d I rr tn , l' leir ,, ' CI IKY, 11C403,1 ll 1 a tietthleio \ 1 lo've yon deS4ll,44rnrryt I bind! never lease you you nhout it multi--never.' •\ly dearemt nit . cl he IcisOni the lehdei' rip.; for (110 , ir thud con fesslon. 'AVI,v, fllll nil the rinji apnili Tvr,ioo Ifin'eet. n rell'ard: . , - - I nr rowr fwver+feruni.titr-vtory ryt \vll.llll ,, lit ‘vitilo,4 IL .hirer and pr „,;•r nl tronftfilinegs, , Spurgeon's 'Advice Gratis 6 imyaLlilisnn 110➢[H(. 11 than :I I )Inrifligf ro,Trie. When vim !WC a man with a great deal of religion itisplarei in his window you way depend upon it he keeps a vet Htnek %%Albin. ' Igo not elinti.e tour friend' by hi, handsonienhoett oMg M pineli the Acct. 1).. 1,4.1 I, fw,l c,wlplituoil.A; rc tww,l,ci that "th.wl, pa-e)', awl % ,, tt pip 4 y, " Ow e;td. deity, I , 010 1111111 %VITO Inll,e 11,1 , im,4l Inr mowmg, ttt Itt Cr V .1.111‘.111 1!..0d motisere. ill/ ii// . .11,5 lola % /Mime)) ill allt , i)ler er , 01,% , imuer ; It ),In lout tlunr II .1111 I ( 1•1• n taxi 411, 1 ,14• 1, they fire very apt In bite. Drink nothing, withoul seeing . it; H,gti nothing reftailig 11, null ifflike Runt that it mellii9 Ili) Mort: than it 4.11.,, In h w nnleger; von liftre nollt , , g fn ?nee ; lawyers huneve are built on kende. yut notlepemlence on the Inhle of a ling : and count money niter your own kind In ;Inv don't wade into water where you cannot see the Lot See the Mack open before pm buy what i. in U , for he %sir, IradeA i n the dark a , km In lie cheated. K c l (.lenr I n man I !Int duc not (06411 Ant nettr. All 1.1.1 1 , ,u ' I rnt, boy, nht do you le gogully?" "Iteelop- I la 40 happv, Maaer " -Whitt make 4 von happy'?" "cali-, I %c got a 111211 , shirt, look-a lien., ain't it nice " It , 1011 . t look very "new. Yhat is it mode of?" -Why. 'tis near, 'e use ---enatn made It 'e-stt Idnu , 0111 ()hi uu !" ".111 aka'. dad's old 'un made ”I?*1 "Why, one of granwiy'ri old sheets, "'hat her liin-lii.eiirtiqr";- --A follow haring n ”pite sgainot. II oankage outlier, rutilte-J auto him gltop when crowded with cuotorners, threw inrg" .head, eat upon the counter, and said "'flint makes nineteen ; met tle when you are not eo bane."—Ex. —.l tnini4ter In S,iletn totik for hip teNI, flu lb-di, the world, and-the devtl," and inhumed hie astonighed nodienre that lie should "dwell brier ly in the Ilemh, patty rapidly over the world, and hithten ae ftla 1111 be could to the devil." -- beql h vit t 4. r 11) resins winter with is a bem•volent heart Thone who have tried unproved ainve4, and fail e d, Will please 10 remember that a load of ,vood a poor person warms you almost as much as it does him. Try it. —At Hudson City, N. J., Adam Shearer line been arrested on the charge of heating his father in ler, to death a few de..ri ago. Mrs. Miller (lied about the same time,as is said, from fright.. We are told that 'an honest nian i 9 the noblest work °rood,' but the de, nand for the work has been en limited that I hev thought a large share ov the feet edishun must eldl be in the au thore's A new garter is heralded It is heavy, round elastic ehaln, trtiach the my le of the looky y gold chains upon locl/040 . 11141 — MNPNVOIN+44,111A a IS.Jk ikrid 4.)v un IL The hook in pardonable, butt tbo eye very rnprehen• fhb-. What tradeQ pompla nre_thoso whose s,t,lety appear. moral thr t i raeha to lad,es? ni.Oser. "r fathom.% not Only fiSk them to make stays, hut pay them every Play th , sv make. A Michigan paper puhlnil!es the fol lowing. 'Fellowcrtiziwnl If you are awake nun e I If you are 'liming walk If yon are walion L t run r If you are running. fie In the regenet An old fellow went to ,11ne at a chop lII.Uee till.l alter waitiasc etoinefew ruin 'lice, grunt). asked !he waiter 'llow long will my chop be?' Abont (lye inches, mfr . ' was the reply. A rpotint old writer MAYS! 'We have need orgro us well an grace,' which, altho' a rather gritty way of putting a point, has more than the average amount of truth in it.' time,ll eursee,y dr*, I lo %Now, I'll be papa, , going to fix. cite fureayer 'Sal lie; oh, yes ; anz PIT be the new nuase, and You ratinticies me betilnil the dttot • • !it'at fort" yeere,,tny old friend John, eine° we were boye together.' le it ? well, &in% of A eo loud, there'n thAt young willeekln the•nezt'rooml Don't ..carry pm. 6 uulkr , rrJtif in you brot-t 11 s t (tu ((Op a t Are They Married 7 ng, and for one -117trielt .. t ri,QTl.- , „ to ~,, - Lt..-4 , llnely inarrindee efl:l.e ii ( 1 , nV eet of re rehen on on ho Part C el NW Id forte e had" w• ..lor I . in' t • , I, Inelel t ink:d, ••• •• h " it yat lot and pot. At }g el fit ' 'l re in l) orn ed.. pro oneve n 010 10 6 st le .„in I,he larnmage. Notwilligte* lg IN the ‘‘aroingH or the hatn4linti an,' ilitisatieli rd, however, marrlnges 111 IMMO HIV by no 1110://18 wirregoetit. In Otis revect Pokborg im 101 gill)ty //4 Other plaeti, 111111 if the 110,4 renortet case of this , ..: lief5(711)11011 14 true, our eity le int' •, ih nrittenee of most other.' in the Union. The toomt ruitio,ing dual !manage which hoe ever been revivify'', took .. 1 • •in this city tin Tuesday evening • id last week, on which oaca.i6n two highly respectable young ladies were united in the bonds of wedlock with two young men, dieing all - the while uneonscions that Iltey bad become brides. The Inetm UI Ibis peculiar mar riage, as far as can be gathered, may le e t hits Ftitied : In that ptio.;on door city known as "The 11111," resole two ittiltes, toting g ood looking, mid heels good tanik, and well known, (too 1. i• .11 was. IteemesitYlkolere 1 twig the init.t attractive girls Ire mg in that quarter. Nit the) are It%ely gills, hill ,P 4 trolicksome Inn, of olthr ei i. ros-i these nom.- it I'+ not to he wondered it 1101 f•tvitrite. the gen tlemen, and 111111 //1/1/11' 01 the young men 01 the city made it a habit to call upon them at their istrent's home and spend plea- I'd 0\ in their , oete Iv On the night Move named, Cri t es derv, of last week,, two gentlemen, both well twi l it:totted I)11.1t the young, I n .h e s, and also their parents, ///11 , 11.. call at the hom.e. .\ her the usual greeting., and tinder the privilege gain oil by thortnigh friendship, tie quartette herame (pole at home with each other, and the Inn became lust and furious. The ptting men began lancing ythttitt what they dare do, and the ming la dies expressed equally daring, At host the gentlemen in their rashness and foolishness, stated that they even dare get mantled, and par siting the matter ibis btoached still further, expres.ed 11,mm-ekes as willim• In make both the seaters brides on the spot. The girl. w ere not to be beaten , they too, dare get married, and date aka> to take for /letter or worse, the two call era. Protestatio•l on the one side %VIA followed liv reiteration on the other, and the young men at hilt cause to the conclusion to take their lur entertain err at their word. It wan the work of lint f t lew mo t»ents for lose or the gentlemen to rush from the house and bring back with him a young friend who wan invested with the inarr)ing power of a 101 l fledged preacher. The gentleman was in t oiliseed„ The girls thought it all a good joke. The q uartett e st oo d up, the marriage cere flimsy wis+ gone through with ; and two couples were wadi. 1,11 1., tour per /4011/4 1/1114111. (WO The gentlemen knew the matter nitr no joke. —The ladler impl)osed the w hole allair to he a wise and the marriage II 111014 11111. The newly iiiNde limd an a d tannin ed to wait developments, and lett with dignity, consequent upon their new re lama, The !alien retired to bed and I laughed over the,joke of the evenoig, The nest morning brought fre , di J. velopments, however, to the fair Mitt. Ruth receiv ed large )chow eirielopes, and ON opening them, to their utter dismay, they found. (hal they contain ed marriage certificates. What they thought a joke, then, war a serious reality and both girls were in fact married woolen \Vhat wits /0 he done? Should they keep the ;natter a secret and attempt to get divorced' or should they accept the mutation and fly to their husbands? liii.bands on the tisorrote' were in all equally perplexing condition Neither had been married to the girl Ise wished. Should they change cer tilleates, or take the wives as they had been dealt to them'! Neither huyVmu l 1.0 11111.- 11111 , % t settled these knotty Inman, and till. nuttier rimy stand. VA:. ever mar nage so peculiarly perlorinvil, ur were I ever brides and bridegrooms iii such an unpleasant ,pinlidary ? The Pupei. A Dytili.:(; is ('nvrrtiru 1v 1Ii•n eilti I'. Ni. It Y•••1••.z, •n • • 1 ,, II l'ungrepoi Iwo yea t' n_• tOrfIVII from tieorgi I al-o look hi, nent n few dus- n lc "%se- ill, pl wt. chiefly to (I.' , ,ntrlc charatucr, That Steve', If I, deuttulit it,. had n o t been retnov,,l u hen hi' iirrive.l here to I 9to pretielit. ,sks:4,letitialt of elec t on. Ile called' cot nml !,c started hi., anti-tithce in ilimitinifientimor removed The following colloquy ensued: Gee. Young - Mr. Stevens, I um Iteprerientati cc elect 'rout Ueorgitt, but nnagcner.l ii, ibe;truly and they Asson'Oel me 181«. Io ?ev„ 11—.11 Itey won't A Itepri , elitniiVP, with the credentials of your State, umd a general in the army, and refuted you your reat 7 General Young--Mr, Stephens, I was a Major General in the Coattalerata army , . Old.l'llad —Well, of counat you are going to act with us 7 General Young—No nit., I won't, I fought you in the battle-field, and I expect to fight you in congreas, I nuu ntraight out Democrat. Ir , l'l'h —A Democrat, a hi ajor Gent , t e raiel army, and you Coupe here asking me to hold yon I I like your impudence, *MI I'll l d—d if I, don't. Anil he did. Io s ellW day§ Young was Byrom in, What 'running a mats nano in vain? Our 'devil' 'mimeo the.queation ihualy : 'Furging a man'a nitrite t 9 a 4 'Le, 1144 , detaining nothing on the note.' All Sorts of Parayrlaphe A fast foam—n tom l Ow mud. Notes Of admiration—Love letters, The ,ont of war—ls that n eajnpiteel? Shop-lifters—Pießty of good custom e rS. A wit ter -spot' L—A KIT, fluff: rave.. orti A full tumbler —An inebriated gym (lnst. An oyster settler —n blow between the evea. A new way to pay old debts —Cashing them up. is the beard of nn oyster liable to loin gray. to keep your head (dear—sha ve every hair oil. The hest capital to begin life with---A capital wife gooil thing to lake in the aftertio n —ex erciße. A wo 1111111 's pride and a sailor's guide --- Cho needle • A favorite expremion with Palesuiei k Shut tip, fact —No farm lonia without a nnightrnom Warning to bald bonds--"Dratil 1 , 1%1.3 ..1); ii»47le:"' l'oal4i a gtoP4lttottlatt• [tiny a t, era if it lit tt hull to di , Au? Or till twittiliful dpv..niti,,n4 Ph in0411 , ),,,,,iit is n wm.inn An npprrprin to pro,ent r r W 4 oil Id bon bunch of senli Pilch ditr611.,4 ha, bt.o.ii I ui 1,1,1111 'l/11,11'11111q,11• 1,1”1111111 If VII h:lti• 111 , 1111 4 , lIVI2 if vo t i has, not, live without w as d 11. novor indulge ui Inittt,litot They but ,h t.l it 1,1 Oi Grins .glen ,v),” np q ...t drinking nro „r tiglit lii • Woodhull root el,klin drew nr••••1••••ly nuke, unit r ull nrh nlhhr "si.ter " In ,thil:, ow O w It s • , I N awn., iho boa reotling will li t imind iti lit,,t Rwitiripq S.llll, ii4lllill,. ld 1111•11 1,” 111, a privro nitt , w, full of crolg tihd %er, Whieh h; the hotter off ten er lee . ' Coffee , it Fiettll.4 I til•if, but ten h.t, to draw, Whvn do., an oltt.)( }day a S1(1:4,:: VlOlllll.ll 7 11 ' h , '11 d• C . ll an article he boi) wh,l undertook to rides hone. ti now prr.cloang on a blidd4ll.l 11111111111 Doftit. t E4yrd.L:l4 tire ma gatlionl to th ni r lathery ; illoy go L' theor Vn u m. thoy do. We are tiild there ix nothing mad- ei %am Itot how 116411 /1 pretty y 4,1 • girl' 1,111. 41,n maiden vain ? ..1 don't want to to an I lid 1111r111,S , he prefers, le ff i.t, tau In, an old hack. At the Sew der.y editorial onven non Ili,. tron4lirer repirted Cash on hand lit Init r..port. I. four 1.1111.1 words may bn prnnonnood qutelsor and shorter by. addiag them" Quirk and short I take a 11»ag at all, take it ra•r It isn't w"rti whilo t,l ;am vert your.adt tido a baggagr , wagon A muff ' lady's Wllll4, t F.11114 . /111:.; it A 'pours 1111 . 1.V1 a hid) lir , without kiwitig them A paradoxical fact —Ono of thu rtiu,t tender and lattliotie writs rs in Ow Eng langtiago wm Stern, Tho hot way ot rendering thn 11,11,uce Is that 'Procr,oinotion a tho lien 1111(10r I,f - (11110 11,,w high is that /0 What. part dnev OVl`ry Itl7oll oevilp)• in the elietrint nf stnt, , 11,, sp,,lce in On common won/. What makes a lawyar's position so 7 8ccao•o be bits other in 11.•4.14 to answer for ns well as hi+own The fIoWI I pIWOC9 isrn full of advertise men ts for plum cooky Wo tiuppo.io pretty have no ocwrion to adver tise at all 14 A lady '4 droAsimikor h p rriflod her the othertolhw fief. stol would "rot tier body out" in the o,ur s u of the ft er =viii dint rrrtain nri•lurndir torn porno., own hnt•n reftntril to hey° any thing to do with water, because A is so ..tt, n dionk A W. 11 red 111, , e indicate, cultivation am; ear..., but tliii pre•jndnce,' of thi , e.em• miltilll regiad a un nducnting in tun ilitritul a Iwo (•..I Republican party it• mit hold upon the people" lie ur not to, hnvu said (pun the pockets -I ill, people In of and shoe firm gets oil posnimAitles waterproof. If only the tutlhtnen and liquor dealers would bet rani' 011114 ludwnupnlis street-ear drivers an' d iT rot toldriii.sed Atikjor " The Imijor-fly trt . 011 , 11, served gallantly In the ninny tin ing mules hRo dokr4.nru between the parlor and ate ~tage, is that in the parlor the 111.4 are 1111 the ceiling, while on theeitage the ceiling is .011 the flies. , •(3,,,t, the aunt, thou sluggard," is good advice, given on excellent anther ity ; but now-a-dap, most sluggards ap parentiy prefer to visit their unele. Wit are told that 'General Ltutio r t: ha , become the mouth of tho Administtn tmn.' the Administration now has a moults that is as dirtialls its bands. Mr. Roper, of lowa, mistaking his wit's , for a burglar, titled an axe to Lind extent, that he'll havo another woman en 'ex' hpfMio'ho micovois Moth his wid owhood. . • • • 01111 11tottilton guys ono'can bo (lough tur, steitur, ft lend, withoot imp,,othowitt ftP" . P's hdt it s h tirnnAftal inattrttonutorttr Anu m trifirrY bun, • • • " • Who Tl,lttott Grzato of tilt) net WM-, "I'qrkyoot.l:(l Itiptdly town this wt•ek —in 'Oro situp° of iv wild bog frorii th4Y tiotttim: savage vers.". , A ofietemporary writva ikon ittil , Via . mil who wo 1,00 poor to Airo Ilia t" , 46 "tro-1,41 'wtv. too limo' of rt ”iltlo.rntiti to link them 411M4e1f," so they woof dirty'.
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