emocratic Watchman. D 14 E I, 1, EFONT E. P A TTLE GIRL THAT MEETS ME. =I 'M It little girl that ineel• Aith !might, onei g I 'V I 111,, j,k Lry he, Ott etltte.llS 111 e, I .nut, the pulpul lite &VW e the , Ittlettett hen t luuttt pill V the unnlighi, shining 111111 Illt• Vu lily tiny eye- 11 4 1.1111.1. Ilene 4'll .) nee bet (;‘,4111114 given ,111•1 n h.•wt. f, rover .he n.l g, n•, 1 ,11,1. 5111, 1,1 I I ing1111:, ly 4 1•r apt be:irl bringing ;Neel t her hr.,vi runt . hei teeth, .4.. ,‘ hue 11.11., 1.1 It e met h. I, hoe oli.l 1,111%, Ity Ihr. %% it% tat,. 11 Wit c 0,.. it— I 1110 , 113,1 r bleb. 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' ' and ho nry c•heruh, ‘t herr ill =ME aml I Into %%ill , ‘‘ln I me ‘,llll A 1,4,1 1., night • I .11.111 M 11111,1, lun 111 . 1,111 , K , 1111 d 1111 I.;1•hel lM 1 , 1;,! %1/111.1,1 . .11 11111% Il 1•% hr,' 1111,1 II arlil ll, Olt re lilo9 . 111 ((Ilk 1,11 .‘ .1; clo ILI 9 r.• n look of IIIrn• 1111,1.01 I• 1 tl I le lace. I OMlight 11..1 Wll.lll'fl%lo rhililnn ihre I hale nun, \ I+, linal4l it eattiv 511(1 r141;271 , t 11(151• 111, parents , know 1 has( t li•t flue btity nnh her Lreaune and a hat lota that to to with rtr, I nine! tit% ~,ngs In the groil ;old 1114, :zls v n..• iiYpriirw 'the li i i i It, I .I 101 l 1 , :I1 11,1•1 , 1,1 rd 9 'tile ti. 14 p•mg ulderd , l t I Hie Itnle 011 e 1111 Ili lin' Hinkle the rug, her 11l cwel.tta mouth, gt. I titn ' tity)Piers. tt hat it I °lee! I Fotturthing of tulyttelf ; at nough to know 111n1 rue 6 it tutee he a I”rlate ill the One V.llO cc it Little 0 ,, e, where did you hit?' IC that taught me' se? Who IX nurse?' se to dead!' The dark et Ye it h tears, aril the ruby hpa are Patron walkt4 np and down the curiotdly is excited an well pity • se, sir, shall I lea , ,eni) basket? I will Me(1111 it I stay so long' little one, I will earn' the bask in going home a fill you.' up Ve flights ot stairs, sir, and is no light in the passage—' II the more reason I should go •ou. Now I am ready. Come, ale singer, you and I will be bet (vaunted before long Don't fall these stone steps; keep hold of and ; here we are in Broadway. where do we turn? down Prince , hey I and now down Crombv. ‘oii live in this elle% ? fear, little rasta Diva, I shall safely enough while this hitle leads als how many flights are there?--mily two? well, I can climb them if you So, rx thus the door It, and is it you, sir, that would er coming to see a poor woman is hour? \V‘,ll you be seated, sir?' 11ridget, wiping a wooden chair her apron. Your 13h II to were not to be suiting you, e?' irrs , ill right, Bridget, I Came to Lome your little girl, and to ask oinething about her. She has singing to toe. wits you tell qie e she came from?' e takes a bit o' trouble for a lone a child, indeed sir; but her story so very long. She lived with a. woman in the room below, Theresa. The woman said she aiting maid in Lattretta's ly somewhere, and while ehe ut with the child, then only two oil, for the Hake of air, there a b.g row in the city, and the e father was in the middle of it, of kilt; and when the reached .use all in a fright sure it was an 111/ Ihr, and die 1.101 10.1" or II Arils gone, nual never (vas she tilde to find her at all. she k e pi the e h i m and (•0110e . 4 10 weriva with it ; lOr she it tell how the streets were paved %%oh gold; and %%lien she mane and Muml idol guild nor Mod Oa for wot Lino, she 1111(1 to go) to woik IN well ~., w e poor creatures du ; 111111 she Wok In Wi1 . 41 101.! nt the 0111' room down stairs, lieut . !' it 1.11 would she let the child do for lier.ell, hilt wafted ./I1 her like it -,1%e, and only iamilit her 10 tong, 'as ,/..; 1/;0/hictr she said ; 11111 111s1 ear There,i died. This poor toile creature 111111. * Oil HO had 111111 1 tool. her old% I Ii be hringing her up ditlerent entirely ; I II tactic to earn het head at ally 1111 e 111111 air I -.endt het out litre 11:11:S111 S 1111! 111 1111. Url l lll 111110. 1 111111 makes her help wt, to early t‘vound the (dallies, 111111 that J., ;ill, sir' II %%11s tern aoo.l 111 you 111 11 the 111 Ile 11r1 , 11,111. Y l l4l have -11%01 her troui a sal tale. l'ou will he rewarded, At,ll inlie depend. ' r1.1..1'.1 her e‘ehro(vs and dropt.ed ;1 couttesv, 1)1(a, a- Mr l'ation 111(.11 and e‘er' I/1111 1 1/ 10' 1• 1 11 11. I her, hid her tar , in t„,l,e tied, and 111 hear ht r stun related The I.lml gentleman looked at het tenderly. Then • plllll 14,r 011 . 1 purr Lill %MI %MI %1111 f 111 . • Q 11100, I,lllt. tone, I %\ ,I 1 1 • 01111 . 01% )i/111 4 1 '1: 111 'Li . ‘l.O 111111 , ' le 1' , 11.1,ri•1 I- 111 , 1tli V fur t..l 1,. ,Ire %MI lIIPi -111 11 . 1 cull Iu 11•_! 1'..,1111 I lII' V H. 11101111111: ',tile! ;t:, .11”1 , 13 , 1 3,4.11111 (•,,iiite , s. 3 , I L 1 r 1.11111 111P1 1 111 1 11 n lill l , 1111 Ole an- 1111 111% 1 -1111111 111111 1.1•‘%11.11 1 11 1 11. .\n 11‘.111 13.er hilt] NII. i; tin 31,1 I, It ill 1.11.111 L . "Irt1'li111 1 1/ 1,1% dr, - 112 Hurt 11.1,11 , 1 111. wit lint l',t• (ink 1111h • r 11 i11 • 1 1 is 111111 hr• mule. 11,1,1.1111 h, %i•••• • lie -11% rl,n .Alll,lll ilvi+lllllllvit. I• 311 II pin :%1/I.IIIIIt hi r p i ,p,r, her ipir little Pisa I t‘lll tell her the pupil e g her tip eithispite the Pip ei• opf 1111,• fu( , /(y, I still nee her tip mot ripw 11.0'1,411g. a.,d r. spill 11. "1111••n It nip If I It! i•lgei ipt II stirs %PA liP tips Ile Ilene hid, put pip, hepprt tip NhaVV, hit I'll, are peculiar think ipt it, I Pulpit enrage ill lapipllitpl% the hith• hu hn ull next tip MINI. lum 4loet twitvd. 11l a.lopt elperilli 11-4 nn' 1,5511 I u lll C 111111,124. her Ilittlie tip ('t.ltt Viva Ninon II siplippits iiiipsieppl, mei ',he in 1111151(• It smi :11it N • ietipr unit sirs lip 111 I VI hal I lie . 111 i an.niingls !mit% timid% I .1.•. , 1111, ti,l Ipho /I )M4;1,1 pima hither tilreptih I shad fuel 1•1)011 , 11 II) till %I'll 11/4111v% /WIT all And s., he gat In hed and dreatti4 of I.lttire J.', s Build lie •Initly laugh , aloud in 1111. *leer. :NOW II I. morning, and II ) 011 a lll plll tour head out of thy door tau can Mee 111111 :11114 the 11311 111 . OtilllS at NI, t; rich ttltied 1.111111, 10111 hr lto It hand does 11 flip 10 he heard Tits lIIOe he 1,111/elk. . the 11111-1 e ni.,l the d0..1- IM opened by n 1.1011111101 VlOlllllll, NllO 1.11111111g1 . , t a uter' 1011110 enter Well, I di, t wonder h.. lell 1,l lute with her ! They ch.,e the Joy r I,nl t.... and 1 go peep 1,l at 11. e 1.1,1“.0 . , 111111 liar what diet sat , 111 lacier tell will ton Hark ' N 1 1.11, niter all, can't tell rdint thes said now, beenase I 1 , 1,111.5 ed 1 ,%0111411:I, 101( NI r. l'atron Las staid it, tilt re it great wlttle hurl he didn't ask her to sing or pixy ()rice all the tittle. N A the door opens again, and the% come out together, hem him osercoat, and hat, she in her cloak and velvet bonnet. lie looks ten much err lied and die looks pale and trembler no she can hardly speak She taken him uttered arm, goes down mtairm and out the street door. Ido believe they are going to Bridget's. And no they were. Good Mr Patron walks slowly down with the sweet lady, for she bus e%ery reason to tremble , she believes she is Lauretta's 111510/11/1. ; for she bas been telling her friend bow her husband was killed in a mob one dreadful day, because be was It great politician, and when the% burned hie house they look her arid threw her into prison, where she remained a whole year, and ooly made 6i r escape wben, during terrible troubles in Italy, the prison doors 3vere unbarred to all. She had sought frantically (or her child, but in vain and believing that both Lauretta and her c urse were crushed in the same 'nob that killed her husband, she came to A i..ericit lu try to earn her livelihood 111110I1g lion puable strangers by her fine musical education 1111.1 1111U/111111011 voice. Madam Victor belie, es that I.a uret la is her child, heellll64! their stones ire so strangely alike. Five years have passed since she had left Italy ; lint she k nows her eyes will not decease her Her baby's featured are indelibly engraved upon her heart. Her kind friend supports her up the five flights of stairs, and then she stops to take breath and nerve herself for either intense happiness or heavy die appointment. They are about to enter the room when a little voice greets her ear sing• ins, with a wonderful power and ex pression, an hallall IllelOdy, which the lady herself used to sing in her own sunny land. She elope and grasps the arm of her friend. 'Oh, wait,' she whispers; 'let me try and with great effort, she Con tinues and completes the unfinished strain in r voice that angels might not exceed. lie opens the door. Lauretta stands in the centre of the room, alone, pale, and agitated; her great e% es dilated null emotion long repre,tteil. Iler "inuthecs voice has reached a spot in her heart which vi- !mites on her memory like a glimpse of Heaves. Madam Vietor sinks upon a chair and gazes long and earnestly upon the motionless figure; glen she suddenly stretches out h* arms and whimpers 'Come here.' Imuretta slowly advances; and when she is close m the beautiful lady, she nestles her head upon her bosom and draws a long deep sigh. 'Tell tne your whole name, sweet One.' .I,nitrettn Victor.' The' lady presses the little form still closer. 'lhtrling, I am yoirr mother,' 'I know it,' ttghst the hum. it, lily ittigel'?' 'Ye- ; I hive seen you in my dreams 1111 1 Idwit‘s culled Tou mother;' and whyu you AIM g illMi now I brought It ;111 1,114.11: tiood 7%1r Patron went to the window and aiprtl 1,14 Onee /IVIIIII avr RN! 111111 I ,l ltl 111 L, in his ea.% chair before the bright coal fire. By his side Nits a beautiful young lad y ; 1/111. 11/11111 lies in his and the ether tenderly strnitiirg his hair; but her ea es rest upon it little titirN Avlio mitt+ at the' piano, Hlimily dreaming over same ,tt I landel'H mu il., which her "palm" ha- I.iniigLii holm. In her. rhe I my iv Lig wife. I he Irvin iv his Mien Cheap Pleasures Old es,ei Ihe -"hie ? 1 1 0 NMI 611,A 1,4.% 111:11 , 1111111111111 , 1 e 11 . 1). " '4 'l4 11 11111 e, 11. 11 lot•lin1, 1 -11111....101Lr Nit,ll:. There ore 11," .I.llmi+lllgll l o l tg -glue (hew C10 . .111111, :111,1 11,,S ' 'lies still 1101 he cur Him \ 11.11 is 11.1i1 11t1 •• • 111 illy neigh ii 110 I, 11.' iiiiither id hall a iliiten children. Send them it hall a lit I Is .11 , ssecia ppl e,ittid ther still till A I'llll , l 1111.110 . .1 1111 .1 arms% -lite %%tit Id --find Ile tionirtn. , nitdl ; lit 11. him to rind it or itutke him :mtin, nod lifftv apt t I.lv trill the sun (Mile rat er the Antler fare ! td Ilny Intl. 11- 'WWII int 111.1'1111 tit/ to Itlle lir It lI of tints!: inntl•il lint a lett' , p,•111, tt pleasant word to loin, and he lorgets him toil arid storks at' av ttlihfolli M 111.11014 it, Sour lip pr‘ !wee lutes Intuit n mud, or till the et-, too large, Or nliglitit iniiired at 1 .1, in• id tt.,rl, f Say, "You ncifiiinirel I" and lie feel, ininerahle, hot remark, "I nil no, rt I - and lie will try to In let ier You einiflfi . t, 1 man, pay bun cheer , and niwal , n pleasant word Sil Itllll, lin.] lie your Louse %still a contented heart, to light up Ills own hearth with nutlet 11101 gllttillettis A. ton I li t along the ntreet ton meet it 1.ti.1 !me , viii', iimrning!" ton telt 111111,V, 1111,1 It well work ndnuutl ly no the heart of pair neighbor. I'lettnitre in i liep. ICIIO will not bestow it lil et illy ? If there sire ellillett, HIM-11111e 111111 flower. shout Ilk. lel un not gra.ii them with a IlllSer'S hit k them lilt in our bearta \o, rift er lel lIS lake theta and neat ler 1111'111 alit col ()I the ittm,it,ll Hie group of children Ili I Ile erottfled 'Hart, w here Melt Of lit nuorvn ettligreVille, Ili our lAlllllll'l, end .Lett here Wt• can make the wreielj lotto, the dt.conieicled cheerful, the 41 rein:pled, aft nn exceeding_ li' client, rule 11 hit will relate to do Grant on the War he %lewm of t;euerll (irani on the th,• European war are nnnie tinlll , whirls all the world has all [inter V.l ni k114,N1114 and during the vip.it of hls evrelh - nrt bait' °howled lit wane 1.4)011 his general.optaton of trial or WI the Ithemsh torttner. The General, to renpore , e to a grief. nuu nn 111 111$ of mattern he tv.een Frariee and Prostott, Paid dint neither party ondereitaralei war an he Under/4811,1H It. Here the reporter of the Times yen tared to arteert a cordial todorttetnent of the remark of Ins excellency. "Permit me, General," . said Mr. Seramino, "to ask you to point out what you el/111'1'1re 10 be the chief blunders of the campaign thus far V "France," said the General, as he lighted a fresh cigar, "made a blunder ni , oulineneing war upon a people of equal sue and strength. The true way to make way is to always have three to lour One. An dlus 'ration ol this filet was gilen itt Shiloh Th e enemy there wax willun a third as large as-my Own Inree. Hence, the disin94 which befell them." nun, General," said the reporter, 'hair you no Milli m nuuicu erring or in strategy, whereby inferiority in point of number can be equalized by superiority of brains?' "None whatever. Sherman played that out in his march to the sea. You see, the Confederacy wax only a shell, that is why he met with such success. Ile had lit apposition. My own ex perience proves this. In all cases where I attempted any of these new frangled operations, I wax beaten." Ilere Mr Colfax, with a very sweet smile, inquired as to what the General thought should be done by Napoleon. "My idea," raid the General, "is that he should get Butler and flanks to command army corps in the Prue loan Ii tees. Then he should conscript every Frenchman that can carry a musket, and mend him in. Prussia has onle 30,00(1,000 inhabitank, while France has 40,000,000. 'Phis is a clear difference in favor of France of I 0,• 000M00. Ncw let Napoleon keep hlim mering away at the Prusaians, it it takes all mummer. lam of the opin ion that the superior activity 01 the French, aided by their chassepot, their elan, their traditions, and their supe rior nary, will enable . them to kill a Prussian as often as they can a French man. Hence it is a clear cane that if Napoli on hammers :twat till all the Pm-el .re kill, l WI. he will bait! 11).000,000 left. In other words, hut cat's tail is the Imigest." "What is your opinion or Napoleon, personally?" asked Mr. Joseph M. - "lie is a great mail. Ile smokes al. ways, at d never says anything, Ile WAX once in minable circumstaneeft. lie was never,- however, in the bide business, except, perhaps,md far as hid trig himself is concerned." Here General Dent broke into up roarious laughter. Ile afterward re marked to our reporter, that he was hired to laugh at Grant's jokes; and, be added, lie flattered himself' he was doing a vet): extensive business On a very limited valuta). General Grant puffed stoically until Dent had finished laughing, and he re sumed : "Napoleon is my model. I have stood betone his portrait by the hoiirs trying to mould my countenance into the stony inexpressiveness that char neteLiies his. lam not certain but that I shall imitate his coup de dot Ile rose 'rout obscurity to he Preto-, dent. So did I. Ile rose from l'resi• dent to Emperor; aml if I follow stilt, It will be beeilllW C,rtigress took the trump oat of my "Well, now, (leneral, tell. us %%lint Non think a the Prussians," said Mr. Greenbaum. CM "DtCt like 'em," he re4poilded, seri "Wli% not, %our excellency?" '•lVell t 1 41.1 . 11 I. 1 . 111. V want °Wirt' WtiV, I 'lase "'Aid num . limn i Ittititirt,l thou... And tipplit•fflittrt, Ittitt•ltmott Ittr w,l tt.r.tlttlttett.l.itittit t het , 'ltttwitt ittlt toti.l. I hit' nn I'll tet,pitt, iti 011'111. I , tll the %.tir Iles ..t.t!t• us, t that a tiatt,t• 11:1.1 The tlenei,il proceeded to comment ou l'iussian stiateg% Ile did not 111,e he said. They were 0u noted) in a liiirrN Here, now,' in le, than a month the) have neark at 11111111)1111lell 111 the field, V, hileil ryas a shorter time, he said, than he required to !time lus firm) trout Fort Henry to Donelson - a distance or will thirty miles. 'flit celerity, he reinarhed, destrucliee 10 all precedent The l'russiatis have ,zone farther In ten days than he went in ten months then moving oil 'itch mond.— (711C,Illei Tunes, OM Won, pmnr r.r).• ‘‘..r1,1 I' la ith• AndHeldll,ll • 14114 nlrnlign 11. long roloa 1.4 %VIM it 1111.• %Itii nosy, wilLm Ili, worm liontf• fold. Unit 11111, 1140141,, L,nd, 01l your Inolliern knee' Si/ly, Wile fei t. that fain would hasten by 'I 1ie... , n. 11,1113 palter 111111 bull fell'. and b not,. '1 he lift' grand With towers that sore full foal) But .armor sunshine drills your mead.. nooks • µnu litlh. hand., nor drop your blos.ont Shang to graPp the rnyoterN en ill tinte'm fold , yen hold to light. And u, rn heit‘)• whet you little Inpring ',M1.., ell'ar, Itigl“ round your rosy ray their nottVof Nor It•t at ,Irenoilund's door for song more 414 sr The, In no 11111 k, .weel.•r, live , than iisl4 Female Highway Robbers inc Major Ntilligan, who has a hook entitled, "Wild Life among the Koords," goes a painfully minute argument intended to demon strati- that the garden of Eden corre sponded with the high platrati of Amer ica! fit the Koords his account is %ery unfavorable The kind of high way robbery practiced by the women of the romitry appears to have partic ithirly irritated lion. "The culprits. - he sa3s -the brigands, in this case are %ming women, alto set out on phinder ing pursuits in order to turn a dishon est penny. A troop of fair bandits take up a station at the river, there particulark, to wait for the arrival of the doomed traveler. As soon MI the vedettes announced his approach the fair troops start off to meet lion, wel coming loin with dances and with fiery glances of irresistible power, lie is compelled to atop, as a matter of course, and the fair maids then polite ly request lion toalight from fns horse. No sooner has the bewildered victim 111)COrlYe10119 of hie fate, putt his foot on the ground than lie limbo himself at close quarters with the whole troop Immediately lie is stripped of all he has on his back, and is left iti that primitive state in which Adam was at one time '• Longevity in Man and the Lower Ani- UM The duration of life of lava in close- It allied form., varies from four years and inure to a week, Fleas are maid to live an long an nine mouths. Fish have great tenacity of lite.' The carp is stated to have reached one hundred and filly yearn. A pike which was taken at Ilalibruti, in Snaltia, in 1497, wrighing 350 Inundx. and measuring 19 feet, had it ring attached to it bear irg art inscription, which, if genuine, would warrant us 111 believing the age of the fish to he at least two hundred and sixty-seven yearn. The toad lives thirty-six years, the frog from twelve to sixteen yearn, and various tectoises roust have seen Manly yearn it we may Judge from the size to which they at• tam. Parrots and geese reach an age b e i wool one hundred and one hundred and twenty years, and falcons and ra, yens outlive one hundred and fifty years, but the little wrens live only two or three years. 01 mammals, the whale and the elephant have the long est tYrtn-of existence, living as they do over one hundred, perhaps to two hun• d red years. The horse lives twenty five,but sometimes reaches forty years; the sheep anti the goat twelve years; the lion from twenty to flfty years. Man, there is no reason to doubt, has lived long pant the Psalmist'. limn of threi•ecore and ten, there being we.l authenticated instances of his over one hiu died year but it is only „„„,,.g gin civilized nations that satistactoly data can be obtained re. garding hie louge%lty. A minute in vest.igtflion-01 the conditions that con duce to length of Cite, goes to support the theory that the longevity of ani mals is influenced by ttivir anwittit of proareative.power, and their ability to sustain well r sod ten r. A Word 'With Young Men t. sns easy to he a good matt as a vary nue. Hall' the energy it 11Nplity (1 in keeping ahead that is required to catch up when behind, would save cred it, give Ilion. time to attend to limo- IleSti, and lOW to the profit and reputa tion of tho-e who work for gain. lle prompt---lieep your word. llonor your engagr [news. II yon promise to meet a man, or to do a certain thing nt certain nionlent, he ready at the ap pointed time. If %I'll go out on busi ness, attend promptly to the matter on hand, then as promptly go about your own b 11541 1... H. 1),) riot tom, to tell Atortru In Int.ineua Lours. I I you have a place of Litsi. nes., be fmtti.l fliert"wtten wanted. No man eat) get rich I,y sttting MI 41111111 stores and salol/11M. Neter "fool" on 1111 Hi Mat term. I I it% e order, sy.tem, reuitlarttv, Itheralit,v, prohiptness. Iht not meddle iv It li, laisitiesm you Ittlow nothing of Net er boy tin article poi do not need, simply 1114'1111M. II 18 cheap, and the nom I%lio Nell. It will talcs tvil in trade 'tirade iv money `,4t rive Itt atoll barer cord. and per.oitalitte.. 1)o not ktelcurt r•tor,“ in the path , more milt.. ran be mink in it lint, 1.% going aleadik Jun, than urt , ujulan!! to l',% \ )1 4 \ 011 go A tnunothoo nr re,.,;,,••iy hug %%.,r,l as hr do ICS 414.0 1.1111 Lot naylr lucg, llcla other-. V 1 hell ton o•;111, but ne,tur gust. what Stilt eilliltlll alford to, eimply because 1. Insh utnahlu. Learn t() hilt no :N.41 Iltlee•l+Ily of Jrnaproung: it runt dog taHlunun, Lot sat it lilnilt and leuria fully 4111,,10,4 and the fewer the better. your own bran,s rather than those of oilier. Learn l 0 Iluu6 and act for your.ell. 11e tigthilt. Deep ahead rather than helontl the time. Vono, 4111 . 11 . ru t (h i ., runt, ittol it than he folly ur the argil went, let to. , Istiost. A FUR t%:14,2: 4 1.11'4 lug 0111 ot toss n on the (;:khe.don f en 6.1 thy Kno-10. T ;brine, %%pre 'bush with till.• benotiek of Lawrence. ' . Wliose place 18 that ? ' said one of them. "That itt the lordly residence ot Major Cleorgy A Reynolds. Cost Ihir ty thousand dollars." .Nlint is his 1818111VMM 7 " "Indian A6:ent." "What is his salary. and how long has he held Isis Ilflire ." "Two years, at &teen hundred dol larm a ‘ear what did the lioneet fellow do with the reio. of low malary "Started lom brother and two other 1101111( Men ur the fIeWIT/IrCr Luwliens to denouoce sorra pt ion. ---A Cape Cod clergy man one Sali bath had prayed most earnestly for rain. Ile entreated the Lord to "un cork the hurtles of Heaven and vnd loan the refreshing showers ,. be Innith hail lasted through August and part of September. Tuesday 'owning the line ~ f orm began, and continued with great violence until l'ridny, flood. ing the country and sweepingtifl hirin g es in all directions Saturday night it sot iti to rain 11:21111. and tialdiath morning it wan still pouring down. This time the prayer was as follows: "Oh Lord, we recently took occasion to entreat 'thee to uncork the bottles of Heat en and send down the refreshing showers, Litt we dui not.tneon that the corks shoubl be thrown away" An exchange save a buy boy will make a lazy man an cure nu a crooked Raiding will make a crooked tree. Who ever maw a boy grow up in idlenema that (11,1 not make It MillfileMM vagabond when he became a tuna, ordeae he hail a fortune to keep up appearancea? The ovum, of thievea, crttilitinki and pau pers have come to what they have, by being brought up in idleneout. '1 hone who comititute the humineaa part of th e community—who make our great lice ful men—were taught in their boyhood to he industrious.—Boys take that pipe out of your mouth and think of this. A minister out west vouches to the Ind prudent for the truth of the follow ing . "A Kansan girls was standing hand in hand with her lover, eyes mut mouth agape, watching the incoming of the first train on the new railroad. The locomotive wait quiet until it Mlle into the depot; but when the whistle blew as the engine was slopping, the girl horst out with the exclamation, Why, Li I she cum plum in afore she bellered P --One of the most popular supersti tions of the day—'That 'min is a rascal —I know it, for he can't look you in the face ' lbeketts had no faith in:tt. "Dishonesty," he said, "will stare you nut or countenance any day in the week, if there is anything to bo got by it." If any one has doubts on the subject lot Iwo drop in at a Peter Funk auction shop, or permit biinvif to be interview ed by a professional contidence operator. An Ohio lady seeks a divorce on the ground of a want of tenderness on her husband's part. He 1111 mi-tiered her with RD ax helve for over three quar ters oi all hour, and then triumphant ly inquired of her, "How is that for high?' "Do you consider your life worth more than ally other people's?" indig nently asked a gentleman of a negro, who was the first to leap into a boat from a snagged stesonhoa ton t he Mieeie• sippi. 'lts willlt more to me master,' wee i6e II itan.wentble reply. A kl Jr .1 Aaron "big A, little it, r-u-n." Another spilt gallery, "big gal, little gal, e-r-y—gallery." All Sorts of Paragraphs A 11DM KOdiSt —A baby. 'Tis (WV! 811 W, IN the Rel/lINtrPIII VISIONARY fruit.--Thu NV" of tlto (Di. A ze Emit matter of form—Cutting timx-Ueenpaitlion—A person Iliton ; lii , heed op. 11' HAT Witti LIT first bet wade? Tho alpha-bet. Wunr part of speech is kissing.? A ornjtutelion. T.. V. first drawing-__t I aw, llg v,mr breath. TUN: that was split WIN o , r) salerably dartiagvd. Isl vrrosi pookes n good dish, bid a mottoo.h.gol tiny bpoil A \VulLNi.nooriginalidwtliknuil, 4 l,s When A ,trikvb.,lle. 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I)I(•k YHA,' t jAM a It. r, doetroo , 4,1 oti IN, VW. 0 II ittillt•lit n proo npti n compounded of 101 ingredient. , Ila dud. hrnt kl Ell !thy:. he 1•1 We I rit, know 11.11 V lie 11111111.'1111k it wit CIO know Ito is n. miserably pwr:,..n ator. plinrts to mitkn hay by gu.lloll }MVO 1011'41, but it is di.e.,ver.,l dust 11111, l•HII In, Ni/1% n under IL, rln rhil EEO .1 SAN AN \ All paper classitie+ the noon tier. ol thu Radical party in Unlit ay in. "colored negroes and whit , ne- MEig 1 . 11 V, title of , firund Trunk conio from the smut' how,- win... 14 which B...mellows etc:company pi, =ME TII r. difference bet woon a 611111 et of flowers and the qaxiuot.' of wine is, that ono oink,' it nosegay and the other gay Tit x trouble with not a few speak. , rs is that they have too many word , lit their ideas The chaff is out of all pro portion to the wheat GARRETT CLAwanN, an I ndilinti 011.0. gonarinn, shoots squirrels without Arc turd,. Very few Indiana squirrels Wilt I+l,llCtlieles this season M as Partington, speaking of the late Partiligton, Says, "Poor fellow he was like Mr Micawbar, waiting for ~,,, +body to turn hiin up." Mum. Alice E. Dutton calls her now lecture "Odds and Ends." The title unity be new, bt.t it describes many dis courses before country lyceums. "A.. Snoxsamckit" w.rites to us that he is not only willing to give woman her rights, but her "rights and iefti " That is lila lest joke. Witty man THE following, laconic inscription is engraved upon the tombstone of a per- Hoe who hued near a church-yard "limmoved from over the way." WKS Stowe says that in America 00 woman ever dies for want of speaking her mind. This, however, accounts for much of the mortality among men. WA KN a man and woman aro made one, the question is, Which one? Some times there is a long struggle between them before the matter Is settled. A Nicw HAMPSHIRE paper tells of a man who killed twenty-seven quails and a boar at ono shot. It probably meant to say twenty-sovon bears and a quail. 18 IT a theological error to Pupposo that Adam lost anything by exchang ing the ()Arden of Eden for the wide worl,l Ile "gained ground" by the op oration. Tux New York Sun asks why Gene ral Grant doesn't put up the English mission at auction 7 We presume it is because he thinks it will pay him better to iliaposn of it at 'private sale. Tug meanest man yet hoard of is an extensive wane grower on Catawba I- land, who makes his girls "chats" wax while picking the fruit, so they shall nut eat any lil
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