The Democratic Watchman. BELLEVyNTE, PA THE BEAUTIFUL LAND There x itbeautiful land ly toe spoiler on. trrnl Unelnuned by sorrow Or ,"re , it Is lighted Slone I.V.hr pret.en , e of (sod, Whose throne 4! tomple are there , It. i•rN rtaone Slr,Ano, vi WI ft nrOl tom rot , / dow. Meander through r•Ile,), of green , And Its mountains of Jasper are bright In the glow Of a splendor no man bath seen And throngs of glad eillgerp with oibilant hreat h, Make the air with their melodies rife, And one known S 1 earth a• the angel a.f di sill, Shines here as an angel of life' An infinite tenderness beams from his eYes. On bin tonw fs a heasenli 110111 And bin voice an it thrill.. ilia ugh the depth of the skies, k le AN sweet as the seraph psalm Through the mtudeal groves of this beautiful land Kali the Routs whiel, Ken falthfnt in this, And their pure white foreheads I.y rephyrp are fanned, That evermore murmur of 1 , 10 , 4, They taste the doh fruitage that hang. from the trees, And ttreatlietthe sweet ndor finwern, More fragrant thin ever were .1 by the hreeae, In Araby I , loveliest bower. Old prophets, whose word. were a otpirit of flame Blazing out n er Ore ilarkno•. , of time. And partyr., w hope courage no tort tire could tame -.Nor turn from Oleo' purpoee pnbllme And maim. /1114 iinitieti ,, r• a hilintierletiti throng Who were loyal to troth and to right, And left 1L• Cher walked thrhtiah the dark nes. ' of wrong -Their rviit pint% tineireleil with light ♦nd the dear lut,e eldlart n urlo, rent to their it.nr their live. had Aeon by While the angel of morning pull tarried n Burt The optrit'm pure temple atthin— Ali are there, all ■re there—in the beautiful land, The land by the render not Wl, ♦nd their radiant foreheads by breezes are fanne.l, That blow from tha eardone of f;od My Poo) bath looke4 in through the gateway of dream• th• env idl pared loth pure trnid And heard the evert flow of na-...anurmuroutt ,d rearm., Ai throngh the green valleys the♦ rolled And though it still welts 'n this desoltste ,trand A pl'agirn and etranaer on earth. Yet it knew, in that glimpse of the beautiful Rased on the home of it. Stub I=l I 'WEARING THE CROSS. A NOVEL WY MARSHALL CIIA ?TER XI The rustling of Mrs. Markham's rich robes had scarcely been silenced amid the luxurious cushions of her elegant and 'perfectly stylish phaeton, and sail vhaeton drawn hr two pranc mg bays, disappeared from •iew, ere the ring of the door-bell of Markham mansion went sounding down the gal leries; and, being instantly heeded, Ma for Munroe was introduced into the cosy parlor with its cheerful fire, where Ethel sat crocheting upon her afghan, just as her hostess had left her an hour preVI1)11/1 rpon hoe entrance Ethel rose from her chair, and with a profound bow, rro•..ed herself as devout rfttholiril ever do when in danger. meditation, or pray er. Thu gesture was responded to by Major Munroe, with a rapidity which precluded all idea of a religious motive to his action. "Will Major Munroe be seated. and honor me with an explanation of his singular conduct last evening, and the cause of his present visit 7" said Ethel, in a constrained voice, aeshe resumed her seat, and her crocheting "Major Munroe will do both the one thing and the other," replied the gentlemen smiling blandly, as he took possession of the chair to which she • had waived him as /she spoke. "And," he added, 44 he deliberately took off his eye-glasses, and rernot ed a curling auburn wig from his bead, and luxurious heard from his lace. "and, Major Munroe being seated, asks a welcome from Ethel Grandison which she has hitherto withheld." "My God! Walter Tyrell I" she ex claimed, the color forsaking even her lips, as she perceived the man's face undisguised ; my God' what are you doing here-1 You are in the very heart of the enemy's strong-hold I Were you diecovered the sentence of death would Purely await you, before the setting of the sun I And yet! how glad p am, to see you 1" she caught both the young soldier's hands is her own, and premed them to her lips and brow with repeated vehe mence, and unfeigned delight and ten derness. "It is scarcely passible, dear Ethel," said Tyrell "that a stranger would be able to penetrate my excellent disguise, when your quick wit, and keen eyes failed to unveil me I" "When did you arrive in the city 7" salted Ethel eagerly," 'lna where in Colonel Arnold 7 le he well 1 Do you bring me a meeeage from him 7 And Alice! How is she? Where is she? And when will you see her again 7" questioned Ethel, with a volubility which precluded all opportunity of ge ply upon the part of young Tyrell. "Why, Ethel!" he cried out with a merry laugh, that made the walla echo again, "what a Yankee you are for .riestions smi!eirriosity ! If you ;ill allow the the privilege of a'aretly, sec ondly, and thirdly in my responses, I all attempt, with decided succinct tie.., to satisfy your inquiries." -Ptt first, resume your disguise, dear Welter, Apr we are liable to - be interrupted at any mdtnent,", said Fthel. ••Itideeil it is excellent ! I should never ha'e discovered you under all this artifice!" she added, as Tyrell re• placed his false heard, resumed bigwig and adjusted his eye•glass•es across his nose, at the same time glancing at her with a supercilliotta smile which would have reflected credit upon the veriest Cockney that ever hailed from 'IT Old ll' England." "First, I have been in the city ever since the night you, Guy, and I parted at firaridison place. lam the Plow 'mien Utley of our Order of the Cross, at this point, in constant and direct com munication with Guy Arnold who is well, and exceedingly anxious regard ing your good health and happiness. I do not bring you a verbal message from him, but a letter which you will please receive with my herd- wishes,' banding her a sealed package as he spoke. "Second Alice is here, in the city, a guest of the Von Ilache family on Broadway, under the chap eronage of that charming political in triguante, Mrs. McDonald, whose hus• band is in our Grand Army. She us well, and will expect you to call upon her without delay. As a matter of dourse, this being the residence of a lady who entertains Federnls, Alice with her peculiar principles and con scientious scruples cannot cross the threshhold, even in social courtesy." "1 had no alternative, Walter," re plied Ethel gravely, "cave that of go ing to Jiro. Arnold's; and from that my very soul shrank." , •Whr ?" "I cannot tell ; Mrs. Arnold is a stranger to me—personall, —and I have no reason to dislike her;--and yet the Fipple thought of her is repel] akt to me ' And t hen —" Ethel paused, a crimson flush flick ering its lambent flame upon her cheek. She felt she had no right to betray the weakness of another. "Anil then—" paid Walter 1)rell, taking up the broken sentence with imperturbable gravity and sadness— .`and then beyond and above all your aversion for lira. Arnold, you bate loft faith in her husband! Come, con leas it!" • "I will not confess ' f cannot-- confession implies an acknowledge ment of an error---or a raft Thly 1 , 4 not true! I base not lost limb in Co lonel Arnold! On the contrary be i .i the only Itytng mortal—beetle iiiy lx ther, anti you, dear Walter, who ooh messes my implicit confidence. Ethel spoke earnestly and with ev idently unreserved truth. "flare you neter had reason to doubt hint r asked Tyrcll, irlancmg, keenly in her honest et es, as it he would resin her very 140111 "If I have ever entertained reagonv that doubt him honor I tyould expre,te them to AIM, ni person, rather than to you or to another, no matter how (all the confidence which I reposed m too regarding my own pereonal affair., ' replied Ethel with grave, reproachful gentleneme. "Ethel Grandiimn," lei Walter Tyrell, taking her hand, and pressing it repeatedly to him "I honor you for your high principle, and your generous 60111 I You are one woman in a thousand—aye! - ten thousand ' It iw no mean boast I can tell you to claim (lily Arnold an a lover' Ile 1- the pritice of good fellow c, the l'4lyard of Knights—the Chesterfield of gentle men." "lettlar I you ahork me ! A loner? Have you forgotten that erdonel Ar nold is a husband and a father'— And that am a Orandition —and an hon est lady? An indignant blush mantled Ethel's face. "1 ha v e forgotten neither tlr e one thing nor the other. I bevel( nos+ you mince your early childhood , I feel for you the tendereet afFection and in terest. Entertaining ouch sentiments, it is scarcely probable that I would de liberately wound your Fieneibilities, or ofrend your eelf respect; I am fully in Guy Arnold's confidence, and in as serting that he lovee you, I tell a truth which you cannot deny." Walter Tyrell spoke with extreme seriousnees; but as Ethel voucheafed no reply, he continued : "It was by the merest chance that I became poeeeeeed of Arnold's secret. During every recruiting term I was a guest at "Cottage Home," andliecame an unwilling auditor to an altercation regarding you, which resulted in a ta cit agreement between Guy and his wife to separate." "My 0411 You shock me, Walter I" exclaimed Ethel, Minima lirenthleen with horror, shame, and maoniali ment, ''urelr this le bill. n El "No, F.llel, it if , a saki faa4, Ty r ell, gravely. • "But, Witter, lam not to blame !" Ethel cried piteously klYow, dear, I ktiow ! tiny told me all I It was no fault of yours, but the woman's own outrageous temper , I wonder that tiny endured her tu3 long: as he did '. But it %tn.. only for the sake of his ElOll, after all salt! Ty rell, musingly, "At nny rate, flny is a free man now He is a soreed front' her. - "Divorced!" 41' "Ves, diroreed! She weht Into Court, and Qttors iiiit a ea , . iif .le,er tion, and lit , being a rebel, and a trai tor, nhe obtained the, par I without di'ffietilty, and ha- rei-dtineit tier man!. MEMO "And Gabriel r ft-kerl Ethel. an in finite sorrow and pit) in her voice. "(:uy tool bun the very night of the dispute. before -he co tld secure hun by law, and carried li•ni to Virginia with hull', and left hun• there in the care of nn aged relative of his But enolfsl,kof that. lettter tells you eserytlAng, toil ton rail teal it at yonr uhen I have said j!OCNi ,*' • , al.l r. I • I‘N 1.11 I hit, tell son to-Jut rhe rale the Order. :I.+ torn know are seve-e . the ‘inlation it one , ingle 1111.111 lierillirl , llllc the penalty of Friend•i•hip, nor closer nth,- tion are allotted to intercede. in -iii•ll eases! And tet la.tt night find I not alarmed you, 011 aonl.l hat e forfeited your tench, and dead) Rh. love you— I should have reported you to the Chief of our "lbrder." "Po yolt think Guy Arnold could is. mile an eliet for my death ?'. a.nketl Ethel, Mmtliug enntilently 'I know' it," replied Walter Tyre]] ''he would fulfill his Wlth, and perform hi. duty at the eo-t of eterte dear and personal emotion (,T nt ereq. Ant did viii iu,lnte your init4. inn MOlll.l nut fee the name penalty that I would en• litre, did I prove faithle , n to mine. Accept 11119 CON I let lOU I,ei Mil all ynee lion And another thing' - her that you are etltedantly assoeHtted with those who wear the {'roar —on known to ' Itetn6mber that the mlightei4 infidelity will lie promptly and taulifully reported at Head (plat. tem , ' And that all are not , mirk to warn and to nave a , I wan la-t night %wee aa, , trlvlllti impreq.. PI% I -4 But. 1 01ered lIIN do 4 %,r1,0•111.., it wft , too feeling of to , oir • f 4.lvr or our "ratip.e, 1,141 f .1, I It %- a ellartiwr liar? II a .erlre , il err' he al tempt., 1 , 1P• 0, 11011• fit Plaid F,ilirl, it fIrtWO: 4 'l iiroler.titiol tnnr I t st• • Tllo , e NV /10 All Illlt I lII' ~1 11, 1 I MITI t runt let 10110' t .Utr tren.kr). r. 1.11,1 her Irtetp) I hit' th•actlit 0•1' ti . s• fath,r. ars.l that Mont I 11,0 ( '••lonel t IrLrllle 119 a means t,f a•-na•isn,, I • ~.trso.o. tind an•l po-.01,1y to 44141:1411 u, ?titer view in 1% h ( talk to 111111 4.11 . III!, 111 , 11111 r F.11,e1% , allioo-t to it ‘‘ per, and the hot, de-pairirs,, , tear. clime Into her great, lorsos„,,, hine et ee. res., yen, 41 , •ttr girl. I vompreh• nd the tallnes• of %•rtir , orrow, -a1•1 prea.ing 110• r. han I in kinlll3 nu " And now he 8•1441, rising 1, L 0.„ lie ~.I , “(ke, nit6t glans 1101 at 101. 'O4 null, "f must 6141 y4)11 Len we trr••••t anon it 1111 i lie uts.ler It 11 , IC 1110 , 11 , sit fit l I %S . 10 riot I.•etray rnv •elf t• 0 cointriamft.,l 10r Colo net \ (1101 , 1, 111 'lts- IIit•t:LIII . It• Ift nu hare letter•o which •011 wlnll 10 amend t„ asst 111111', I can 111-tire their oaf, tran.rninnom a l / 4 1 reception if )ou will entrant them to "hat, dear Walter, t 0114 the la.t tbat I ani to Nee o r 1. now ot you 7; a , k ed Ethel, repronchtallr. "It in the deeree (lnler, that only the Chief sha,f htiow its numbers and VOIIIIIIIN`,IOIIN E tom trig hot It tag, nothing ran he betra‘ ed. (bd by ,,. "No, no, Walter, don't gm! I have gettrevly el,oti , ml It do/I`ll word, to you yet!" cried Ethel. "Ethel, doer, I into,t go' (;od blees you, and goo.i by ! ' ((witt,,,,ed ~u r neri ) PROYERiss--Itorroweil garments set-. don) tit well. finale often tripe up tie own heels.• Men often Much to hear t hat they are not a‘dianted to do. What in not needed TM dear at any price. Ile who buys too many superfluities may be obliged to sell lils necessaries. A fool generally loses his estate be fore he finds his folly. A man that hordes riches and enjoys them riot, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. Towers are measured by their shad own, and great MCI/ by their calumni ators. That man who knows thb world will never be bashful, and that man who knows himself will never be impudent. Work is the weapon of honor, and he who lacks the weapon will never triumph. James Quinlanb iu 'flown Anntng the Deal 31en; the ON ,Guard for Augu•t, ove . hale -owe account. of this eccentric ex-man a aer, which we quote fur the anthee :Heat of our readers : Quinlan kept a tavern at the corner os Sibth and Mazket etreet.4. rhila ,l,lphia, where a'nnrolier of actors and actre4ses boarded ; nail, as I eras v‘ri ting for the theatre at the iiine,anil had occasion to .04+4 tonne of these people, I got to know ' l ‘e landlord. From feeding actors Mr pay, be got to pa) - ' ing them for feed. The rhestnut.street ! Theatre has gone from had to worse, as a pa) ing property—had descended f. to Maywood and Rots both ant, with all kinds of stars front Edmund Kean dow ntiard, uhtil IL because a sort of house-of-call for strolling and ex pert -1114. tal managers. Quinlan thought Ii could make had worse, and so hired the place, and engaged a company. Ile succeeded tit his efforts pretty well. Ile knew nothing of the drama, and no more of the ha-iness , and he took just enough of advice to perplex him. Ills notions of actors were peculiar They were hterall ) "servants,.. )11 his eyes. lie was quite B.Bl.oillsiied If the man engaged for le/nit/4.1 , 11-one.- could not help the scene-shifters on occasions; and looked upon ' •mseli as decidedly wronged if the tut elide Ind) would not make herself useful in the wardrolie. Ile was good-hearted enough, and even th e actor me" 1111 • ey in the MEI ME MEE= I'hrtlll.l n t per , ei e Ihe fit II et. 4 of thk,, amd hence at tLilleg it little ill blood 1%a4 deteluped. h e k .lone.--" %%ell knovi n Hs "Dr Jones . ' to all the e:rcu , ..ttialiagers-iiiied to tell a good many odd stories about Quin/an ; a little highly colored, no doubt, but "iounded on fact." Some of them will bear repeating. There was a Chinese troup of jug- glers am: acrobats who came along one time, and were "hired" by Quinlan,not only for ll'. theatre, but for rehiring to rural managers. In due time they quarreled with the manager, and with each other, and the I 'elect ial stars scat tered to various parts of the milky way. Quinlan was verj much hurt at this, inn pocket and feelings hut the Chinese did riot stay mule the defrauded man. ager put the wheels of law in motion, but departed from the jurisdiction of the court—some of them even going into Canada. Tliw course of their's caused some chagrin to Quinlan ; and when lie had drunk enough to be a lit tle talkative, he used to refer to the in gratitude of the "haythen vagabonds." fine night he came across Jones in Market street, and walked up with him. llis eompanion,, who enjoyed his agitation on the subject, made i-ome remark ahont China: This set Quinlan Mr "Did you neler hear how them bantn rhineze served me? Sure I hired the ears writ , . fair and square, and juet as I ryas getting me money back, they a era nil to the Canaydian shore and defrauded me--the devil go with them. I sh ',the.' them, though. Tbvil a Miro!) tar del I iver .11trink Pratte." At thin moment they reached a atreet ornsr, where a carved Chineae figure ...trot.' at the door of a tea at ore. Quin cy e eaught it. "Alta 9.. lie cried, "there ye are, ye Magyar.' ; and narvem you right, too. Ye lett a kind manager and good pay to go eke larktn, in the Canaydyen ; an' see whist ye've some jo There ye are, a teridin' a corner gronhery." true day Jones met Quinlan on ('beet nut rect. "Iloy are ye,Doetor? Wm fine weath er we have, Doctor, re know some thing about politica. The}• tell nme that cum:retie iglik to page the Frinch Shp'iliation Bill. la that no?" "I Mink it likely." "Faith I'm glad of that, now." "Why? flare you any claims under the bill?" Fig; that is,not exactly:but vnu know I had the ranch ballet troupe at illy theaetre, anti the furriners ruined toy wardrobe, anti shinled mt seenery anti I tluottgla if the bill pasta, I !night gut soinetbin'." Quinlan once spoke to nie about writing R local drama for bun. I told hint i was open to anoffer tf the term' , mulled Inc. "Sure authors must live ns well as any one else. Do nu get me up some thing that'll draw, I'm willing to pay "Very good, What do you rail eral pay ?" "Faith, I wouldn't mind payin' fifty dollara for a three act play." "Fifty ifolfara I So much?" “Or F ay five dollars a night; and I call that good wages. Sure you'll do it in a week • I know yoo "I am afraid your ferule are not tempting 'enough. Nimbly, it you put another naught after them, I might think of it.'' . "Another what? 18 it fifty dollars a night yon mane?" "A F;nlit i bat." "Would you expect to make a for tune MI one play? Faith. an' I can git a hundred times better English playa than you, or any one here, can write, lor half the mony. Fifty doh—why, man I do you think you can milk a manager's pocket like a cow?' -----You wouldn't believe a matt would be so forgetful u to spark a girl and promise tg marry her, and have the fact entirely slip his mind that he already had a wife and a lot of chit. dren. Well, a Brooklyn man did that, the absent minded fellow, and now the girl wants him to pay her $lO,OOO fur fooling her. Such men should wear something to put them in mind of such things, like a sore on the head from a stove shovel. It would prevent many rircm —A Bingalees archaeologist has discovered that the chignon, "one third larger than the head,", was in vogue in the East hundreds of years ago. CHAUNT FOR THE PEOPLE eT' egoltair nr.vg mural. The pink nl perfertirmlg A bright, %billing lighlt, guile an ebony tiam be • While Spinner and Rt!els go angldn hich nobody can deny. our forefkthere ones were believed to be brixbt men; We were - brought op to think them In govern. ment right men; Mit the Molt. thought the land should be gov erne+ tiv white men— Which nobody con deny. slut now we know Letter—then old tunes NOUN kill tut, To return to sett notlonn with horror would fill 114, We how to the beauty of lonah i and Phlllln Which nobody can do t y. White roses are sweet, but red roses are sweeter, Red roses romplem bid black roses completer ith a Vellums unusual—some fools call It Actor— Which nobody can deny 'Twits for this that we're burdened with term. ble taxes ; That carpet-bag knaves may to Congre” have And spies tell Ulysses what each at his back mar— HIcl) nobody van d?y. PTwas fnr this that the North and the South have turned haters , That greys) , field-hernia may become legisla tors, And true men as steel may be howled nt ILI trattnrs— Which nobody ran deny 'Twaa for this that our i.oldier boys tolled In One trenches, That the %%hue Ii unite might now ho Infested by wenches. And 111 e ho i hum be filled by vile African stenches— , Which nobody ran deny. r emplo‘er A century henro, what a plen•ant narration llost Ote land reaches the lorrermo.t dark degradation, And drunkards and noodles made lawn fir a nation—. Whirl') nobody ran deny The mi. 1. oppreewlve with 01111141 , and 111111 der, How soon will a storm clear the welkin • I wonder Tin col/ging that role of New I ork sounds like thunder— W Inch Mihaly can deny One peal from ronneetleut ' Oregon gashes A bolt at the In naves I There'll In lira VIVI crashes. Till the temples of thieves blase and LJI into tamheo.— Which nobody can deny —Ol4l Uenrd _ _ M6n and Women I= Some years ago, before monitors or even iron clad ships were thought of, the enormous and now utterly n-e le man of war, Pennsykania, la) at the Washingtoil navy yard. Much hail been expected of lior, , and her colo- , al size, and her enormous hatter). of one hundred and twenty heavy guns, were looked upon with ).ride by all - trite Americans. " It was determined that the President of the United States ac companied by the inemiher , of his Cub inet, the principal officer. ul the kiniN and Navy, and other person. of like distinction, should visit her tor:an "iii augural entertainment, and that ini honor of the occwoon he and they should be saluted by the .hsehaige ul all her glints. The-gentlemen nen• ac companied by a large number of ladies, and a more nitinerous an.l rep! , -emit tire party was protialil r ;?,t , hen .1 on the decks of it na , until ' The salute begat., and the rapid barge of the heavy ordinance produced a re niarkable effect on the cis it ‘l 4 ltOrt, Very soon the test nere stunned or e{f/rfied, HMI 'hawed , tilllll . e)1111 , t4Pill. Of nervous anxiety, 1 Ile Wrilliell, on the contrary, to the surprise of all, showed no tear, lull rather delight, and were cheertally excite!, nut I 011eenlillg an iucliunuou to laugh at ainl crow over the ner‘iiiis weahne ,, of their nias culine companions. ' Elie firing went alit became a protracted and ap parently endless %erteK of regnAarcxplu stuns. Fur the .h-charge of line hun dred:ll,i Iw, r“,,, guns at inter% Ills of only (hr,.,. , econd. oeVliplesi sly 1111111- %Hem , 111.1 ix Hlll,llll, mem-tired by three second counts, even 111 silence, seem tip. it the) %%MINI never 1.1141. Hut it hell. a , in Q.ase, eftell interval is marked liv a roar that wins the ears and a concussion that shake the betty ems and the earth, and tills theitir with dame and ...woke, the performance be conies Oppre+Site IlenOUS en titlrallee to the mimeo. Ind iiti this (Weasloll a striking natural plienoine -1,111 of moral .-ignifievice, was p re senti•il to the curion- btu. it of human nature. 11 ua , cd,erNeil that as glut 10 , )1,01,1 gull the !Hell. Wlll, , Seri; FOlll/4 turbot) at fir.t, Isiaasne quiet, ault-pos ,,--eil. inditteriv, and at last rheerlith, %hile the aumen, a host first were so n ith lie awl noun p,hoWeil sign- of , vettrine-.., then of nervous ex eitement, and finally of terror, looking I forward with dread to the inevitable 1 and regularly recurring shuck ; so that before the salute was over most of them wets m a ,-Inteed extreme 41 - Ntret4l4, 4.0111 e were hy.terical, and some hail fainted Their nerves ' could bound with ellintidT• • ty at a single fillip, but succumbed au to repeated blows ; while the mancus line nature toughened under resh-tanee to the protracted strain, - 7'/,e Gahry. Rev. Mr, Frothinghatm who did the praying for fteecher's ceremony in marrying Richardson to McFarlimile's wile, map' in a recent sermon : ''Pie laws of matrimony should he so remodeled that the husband and wile could not be jealous of one anoth. Cr— so that the bond should not be merely a lep t nl one, but that a condi , (ton of marriage should be a permission to ettai to act as lie or she thought proper, and at the dictates 44, the feel ings ami, affections." Phis Is a rich specim CH of the "free love doctrines" or the Tribune school. What must we think of parents who take their daughters to such a church? What respectable mien would marry a girl brought up to such fornicating philosophy ? A swIMMING I,eheol in Fnmkfort-on the• St sin announced in English : 'Swim ming inatruetiuna green by It teacher of both sexes ' All Sa of Paragraphs. 4 WOMAN of n tal—A belle . A DENTIST'S oath—By gum. DOWN in the world—A inure; A WRIT of error—slip (f the ren THE Lady of Lyons—The lim,. TFIE coming man—the een.it.-tikl •• A DAD debt—The owing of a Enid.: THE gambler's four in hand-1 .p aces. To remove @tains from churdct.•r— •• rich. SENTIMENTAL Wit/ at it teem. Tn open brandy w)th tbrpt. li and Y. LA BOR in •vain—Tlcirculation t blood. TUE 'bump ~r dr , :truetiven railroad restaurant. MEs who take things its they A GOOD ,id in lighting hot u, nth IC(d lernonntle, A Goo') rule-- face your enemy A BIRO that goes a ith tho wind weathercock. trn I SIAr egg that I. .Kid to bo (long• 110,7,1' A 101 . (111N , ; inrident tilAvnyc 1 , 1) bcred—Tho tir+t Id a THE prettier the rmt and ftnhio, ett,ier It gets up stare.. CAN a twit ,, tipil 1 ,rorit ) a em, tort tre (,IlHt Tlly F le 41 411iiii Adam marnn.;'• in E.h•n. t -h , oild n•tn , rnhf.r that 1 o f t Lea i 4 Ole 11V4 Fllll WV. Tile -weete,t strum—trying to i vr,tty a har, Foa -inger•; What i, Ow I WM' t)u• (•»nary, a rm.] year f ,, r Prom, 1,12'.. ny croj ro,t COM. frql h• n dish 14 good ; but art•tocrucy It Itl open to objection TIIr imin who w 09 1 ,1 keep hi. 101 l cool •houldii t lilt n ‘love pipe on it t'm\ MEN rat with ehop.tielo., vl c.,e , puou, Butler iv down on A' Indolent fellow doelares he pr f, roll, in b&d to rults at bretikftt.t tt change the eofflpkill'il e ,, l“red t,a,v ball club to be white \N i-h eel ' A PrVN. , YII' VITA feh(.ol Truirm r contly "struck Ile " Hit it wit 4 n jw.,: A loki lwriefactreA. "f Egypt —l-, A :4 r..itt ble,i rig. in this count). eny elever di , ttnetion-- /- n -oPr—en heirecq hunter n pnn Su F. who con comtin•c n cro•• t.nt.l i grenl , •r t lion -he nho c . , mp,•l • I, A NI It•FRY 11111 st t” . n gr , •llt ph.. 1,, drtneinz—it ry tv.noritlly n re:ollnr THt youn2; Inds who ' , took o‘ll-11,o) . y )1145 been orre-tod for •I• I , It 1111) Iwo :11,,` 11 ham n nodolo thlit ti nntn In I,num 'it to bt Lit 1, to hat i• it blot —'n ir4:ro.A •oiliFt ,, t lie lot, the if kind et,ry Mit tiro 1,11.,%•• :110 ,•t i jov them.,elveg at the wid,ring all the year round 1.11. Folnetime,‘ liangli by N - rzl, thr , tl -but nut lung 11,•titi, tool to tnev minute. 4lot, the bu•in,... MAN may he ;,riro , but a 0 ,7 7 1 o. at thu dando, lhat he 1 • rr : warm that ne‘er dies \VHF. \ transformation does ho &lore 11, a es ho were hod NV It A I do, Wo .rok retlre" wt, go to 111 W 1111,r, , .1, wr find it ' "In jurios ' Tut: -ending of negrn troop , t, tirh , the Intim!), on the plattr , rimy he (H11..1 an new game of r , lue el not,- Teat most direet method of ,feternor , rig horse power. titand behind tickle hie hind legs with ft briar IT I:, an inixresting tight to young lady with both hand, it , • dough and a rno , quito on the end of her nose Tut, t.t hrcL, and the bonnets the Impos grow smeller hod ,ma:[ r though they repreFetit opposite extre, - A Yot gentleman who does net mire blondes, says that the foolish N,r. gin. tiro the red-ha:red girls that tim., no As. old Greenland seaman •uid could really believe that croctstiks 11,4 tears, for he hod often Seen whales blub ber. A 1111 , 11/ l I XPI/51) for married ladled to indulge 111 tight lacing is that ID n gomi Inruse•keeper there should be "1. , waste " AN Irishman wits challenged to light a duel, but declined on the plea that hu did not Wish to leave his mother an ur• 1110111 Souls ono says if the night air I' A , unhealthy as th e doctors say it is, how do they account fur the longevity of owls 7 M rs. PA. ItTINOTOY says that because dancing-girls are stars, it la no res.oe why they should be regarded as Heaven ly bodies. WHY does the ocean commerce 01 America remind one of the railings of a gallery ? Becausejust now, it Is simply ballast trade. TILE absurd whisky meter havingjust been abolished, all our drinking song' will probably be set in future to "Com mon water." AItY. 1Z great deal of magnificent poverty in our big cities—people who eat Main soup out ova tin basis wile a gold spoon Tna entire pollee force of a I'enn9d . yams town resigned in a body the other day, from lonesomeness. It was a info named Jones. A WOMAN in Wisconsin says that when her husband is a little drunk Ito kicks her, iidd that when ho Is tery drunk she kick , him ; and she adds that she does meet of the kicking.
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