The lembcratic Watchman. BELLEFONTE, PA THE PARTING OLOICIS -- The stgnal from the distant strand Streams on the waters Moe— It Wm me press thy parting hand, And breathe My last adieu , But ott on Faney's glowing wing My heart will lore to stray, And still to thee with rapture spring Though I am far away. With thee r re 'rendered oft to hoar, On sufnmer'n quiet (true, Tot wild hird'srhunie, soft and clear Borne through the whi.pering leaves Or see the moon's bright shadow laid Upon the wavelees hay, Those even—thtir memory cannot. fade, Though II am far away My life may reel hopes withering Might l'el 'aney'n tearful eye Will turn to tt e—thn dearest light In retro/no lon's sky, And still NIA emery if ,or loco, While life 1,10 )tiiiig and gay. Will sweetly o're my liwrit move, Though I am far away 'Tie hard, when Spring's first flower expends To pass it coldly tut, Or toe upon the desert rondo 'Nue gem' unheeded he, Th. gentle 1,h01t1.1 that tile's the future, love van ne'er deg iiy, And thou wilt livr in bower,/ Though 1 tun far away The tilt has .1111 furling g1e.”131 Mown evening , • tdoploiry r ale, lint are—him softened glorten xtreftm From yondur, And tht, ntT,Pllon'4 Illiii - Zl7lll4l . lnzht 11ill memory mull display. To gild the gloom of moiron x eight, Thmigh I lon fir mr•tv IR Wien ex 1, ••13, Irt VOI ILATIV WITCIIIIOI THE CROSS! A NOVEL =I After tea aas finished, Matima La eame m and took array the tray, and rolled the little centre table with its gay cloth up elo , e to the tire and put the antral lamp on it, and Ethel brought out her Work basket of wors ted., and embroidery sills, and quilt patches an)Llk 4 lc her seat near it, say: 'rig, nc bhu drem, a book from the basket: " Mr tint, l% hen Nitttnina and I are earY' T . 6011111; the newspapers, and talking ul the war, and wishing we risild see Papa, and -and abitr•irig the Yankee.--we read not els," “An entertaining past•iiiiie,” he "IVllat have s oa there?" "Sitintain'm l'tersola " Time you rend it 9 "No, I !lase not, to contel,l4 the trut.h., Mum Ethel, 1 have read no hr• Iron fit nil for a long, long ‘‘l i tle Item Sic is a. eree to no‘tl reading and tte,v• ,r takes anvilong butt trashy maga 111 . 8 about the lamb 1011 t, Fief, nothing in !lotion , that aurpripmes gtatn'e Progrese." I trial to make in novations upon her tack, nt4.l With da ringlookug,h onee to take the M stir it•- of Pntrir ,- nr trail, hut I newer made n ,-ecoint attempt. A l e laughed, but 1t wllB tiers ouch. "How ettrangel ' maid Ethel, opening her beartiful u!.es %%oh nreh uorider. inent r ;hi '' N at allT ' replied Gus. women are not all. , in this IN odd' Mien Ethel , and what pleai.e , one, is more than likely to prove (Iv-tasteful to another. Some wives are abort honks as about people ; they do not care for 01(.11'11111441min to like anything hut themselves and their children They think nothing enjoyable elionhl he be irnil the circle of home " He spoke wish evident bitterness. Neither of the ladies replied. The Mart I•ompocked of many separate niches. and they knew that Guy had come suddenly in. front one that held the household skeleton of "Cottage Ifunic," and they were silent. "Mr. Guy, it to a rare treat to have some one to read for II do commence "Picciola," said Ethel, speaking litiei tutorf.4ly. yer,, do, Mr. Goy," chimed In Mi.. rando-on, "It will seernerftri7e like old iimm , to have some one read aloud while Erlich.; fingers fly, arid I idly listen." ' ' Guy took the book and read. Ile had a rich, pleasant voice, and his diction was very fine. What a pretty group they made around the hearth. Mrs. Grandison, with her refined, gentle (ace ; Guy, with his strong, manly beauty ; and Ethel, with all the exquisite, girlish fresh ness of untroubled youth, which accepts en joyineot and happiness unquestioning. ly, just as flowers accept dew, without a dread of coming grief, or a throb of wakening passion. Months afterwards, when shadows, ;lark as death, struck all color and streggth and beautylrom his life, Guy re,alleg that little scene as alter long, sa4,years, we look back to bu r last brltt"day of happiness, before sorrow ca , The evening passed swiftly; the clock had chimed hour after hour unnoticed, until eleven strokes warned Guy of the lateness of the night-time ) and, glaring on the dial of the Ormula upon the mantel, as he _would have glared upon the face of a man he despised. Guy rose with many apologies for his lack ofceremony. "You are surely not thinking of go ing home tonight, exclaim• ed Mrs. Grandison, in undisguised amazement. Guy noticed that Ethel said nothing, and resolving not to remain unless she seconded her mother's invitation, he said hesitatingly, but cordially: "Oh, yes, I think shall return to night. It is not far when one rides a horse like "Jell Davis." "How inhospitable, Mrs. Arnold will thihk met" said Mrs. Grandison reproachfully_.;,',;,o, we cannot think of letting him go, cnn we, Ethel?' Just then Ethel's spool of floss fell,. and stooping to pick it up she evaded a reply to her mother's Inquiry. "To confess the tEnth, Mrs. Grandi•, son,'' said Guy, with a flushed face, stung to resentment by Ethel's de termination not to invite him to remain, and resolved she should not see he felt it ; "I promised my little Gabriel faith• fully that I AT0111,19 ' 1(` back to night, and I could ti& think of disappointing The ',Mon IS 1111, IS it not, Miss laLel7 " he ashsed_ i as Ethel walked auav towards,the window slaw said, "the moon has been up more than an hour." "Well, I tim4t be going now. Good night, Mrs. t;randison , I wilt tennetn her this m cuing as one of the fqeat4 ante , t of my life. If I hear of the Colonel I will be here soon again, and In the event thnt I do not hear, Come anyhow," said Mrn. 'Gram's non, c•onhally. "We' do enjoy your so cloy so much, lfr. Guy, and when you rday awns front us tve miss you ; and to be regretted IS R. sure proof iif our regard." "Thank you a thousand times, My dear Madam," said Guy, with a bow which was posittrely inverts], "corn rig from you I appreciate those words as I ‘N Oli I riot acre they littered by ant other lit mg woman." "ilood night, Miss Ethel." "Good night, Mr. (iuy." Ile did not extend his hand nor did she. , Viten lie went out into the dark hall t h e 111,1 riot courteomly Inflow, in true•K couch) fashion to open the door for him. NVII, Ethel, what in the matter? asked Mrtit. "Nothing, Mamma; why ?'' "You are eu cold to Mr. Gu.Si." "I (lid not mean to be so." "Well, go hi it b hnn to the door." Ethel ol.ced without a word. tiy was in the ball ft.tening the hackle to his blanket. • Ethel ~m, P ed him, and opened the front door moonlight flooded in They saw each other's laces. hers was white and grave; his was stern and intensely sad. Suddenly, before she could rf 'llll7e It be caught her to loin heart and convulsively kissed her. ".Mr. Arnold--" she Said ut a hush ed voice-- "how dare you," and she struggled tree from his elanong arms. \Val, a ge...ture of incomparahle Imughtiness she turned to leave hon. Ile ealight her dress as she pasaed,and sail, in n loar4e whisper. "(Inc word Ethel, fur fkxEs sake --0111 euld. " Si,: Ilia not reply, only stood still willt folded arms. to the end of the portico," he said imploringly ; "I cannot speak here ; " she led the way. ), Ethel,' he said looking down upon her -' Mrgive nay! I was tutu! for the moment --tr,itforgi‘e tae. It you only knew Low I loved.' you, you would pity and pardon me." "I 11C111, are Mad, sir, to dare thus adders me. Von forget that the atoned dote of a married Titan, is a deliberate insult, unless offered to hot wife I That you should dam hurl nd• dres•, me Miss Grandison--puts yos forever beyond the pale of my respect —and withholds • trout you the need of forgiveness!" "No.— no—not your forgiveness—do not deny that to me; I deserve yowl .contempt for my weakness— but 0, Ethel, I meant DO insult— I mean no insult when I swear I. InNe you—am I wpuld love n Goddess—who is for ever unapproachable." Ile bent his head with a humility which way unfeigned, for he believed lie, ryas xtrefrig, and his passion had proved his weakness. "Will you not forgive me—Ethel? he asked in a • trembling voice. Khe hnd turned away from him while he spoke, fie it wishing to terminate the interview; hovv,she looked in his face: "Forgive you I" she said—"Yee, it you do indeed regret what you have said, and upon condition that you—" "What?" lie interrupted, eagerly. "That you never enter my presence again until you come to tell me you have scourged this evil passioil from your heart; that you give me the defer. ential regard that honorsie, and that you have returned to yqur rightful al legiance to the mother of your child." "0, Ethel!". ' "Enough." Before he could arrest her movement she had entered the inn, and closed the ponderous oaken door, and locked it. "Banned and barred away, forever," he said, and then went down the steps and across barn to the stile, whore Ethel had met him when the sun was shining, and from where he hhu fol lowed her like wr man in a dream. Mounting his horse he galloped away over the level lands of snow. At the bars he paused, as he had done that of ternoon, and looked back at the window of Ethers room fronting the western horizon. There was no graceful fon% - no critnson draperies, no glittering hair, and sweet, sad face, with dreamy eyes, and, heavily stained lips. Only closed lattieenow, and the •glinting light of cold, calm moon beanie. Long he gaz ed and the n i gilt wind whistling against him made him shudder. There was something delicious in the feeling, in the Mall mood Ire was then in. Then the melancholy, serene Padee4X of an inilelinable happiness seemed to pervade his ling! lie felt that lie hail cast his last ilie and 100. Lifting his hat, lie sat there like a t table, will firm steady poise, and stern ~et features, as if carved from stone. "Ileheeforward," he stud "hoc Aliall be to Inc only a phantom ! This passion for Ethel GT1111,1181)11 shall he the light—the only light that shines on my harkened Ills. I shall think of her as a lost strain of delicious music -- or a beautiful dream. Ilope is dead, and sty heart is at rest ; yes, at rest as touch as it will ever he; for even in the grave I would dream of her—yes— dream of her Vk h ie my, body was mouldering to dust." And thus the one star that rose in the clouded sky or the tlranditlOlCH set in a latttien of unshadowed hght— while }et the nod night moon Wll4 lloatingon the limitless ether blue. of firmed In (mr nert Queer Freak of a Girl Are •rove this week a first class sen sation', furnished at the ex ponce (it a "str7ai3ininile.l" girl, who, clad in the garh it a clever huv ofse‘enteen, made appheatiOn, creme three years ago to Mt. Thomas Cook, living some miles out of the village, fur a situation on has farm (Le was received, on trial, and, (thug shown himself to be a first class hand, was hired for a )(inn The time having expired, he was re employed, and continued to be kept in the cornice of Mr. Cook until the Mart hag diseo‘er, a few weeks ago, Foi ed the "boy" to be a "girl." t rl eoarse this brought matters to a focus, and NIT.. Cook settled with the "girl boy," Wild she departed for parts uuknueu. More leaslng she pnrchaseil a genteel stet of and, %%hen Iressel Irenein them, looked riot only the " 111(`C p/1111;;• man," but the scrupulous dandy. We have nut learned much respecting her history. Iler name, it appears, is Rate Datil, and camelo this State from Wiseomon She e'alled her"ell ate !fart. She had been wearing the garb M to than tor the years, and ac cording to her ow ti story worked at the Sherman House, I 'hicago, (for alit two years ns "waiter nog " She had etiplyeii quite a reputation fi)r her in telligence, and parties who had worked i t with her in t).. , held ~peal.of her at. ho III;! 3 tort 111 li and religion., pet s at on AM n renomi for assuming , thIN strange dn.prit•e, the said she had a ti Bier depending, upon tier lor Nup port, I I h.lsilni to get a pueitriva "r•ehuol warm, and the amount usual ly paid 10 girl-. ••1 - , "all %%oils hnn ti inadequate to ”ppos her awl • her mother, rind having a good knowledge of lain %%al., she ili4guised her set, in order to get a proper Pauperisation for her labor Chicago 1111.) /b/a/d Pope Pius IX of Jewish Descent. correspondent of (lie V ie nn s Tag t/./.1/1 reports that the Manilas the family of the misfit Pope - are .lemon of the puri,t 1,100(1 of the Rom( of Israel. Thin fact might possibly en plain the Otero, affection of the Pope for the Jean, and the ready zeal with which reino‘ed the barriers of the Ghetto t-onti after bin accession to the Papal chair. The Mart's obtained the Idle of Count through marriage, frisk Countens Ferretti, another who uns tt dencernlant of an an client family 'of Sinigaglia, Thin Olelihntess Ferretti married the non of converted Jew from Simgaglia, Marco Consolino, (according to some the pre sent Cardinal Coneolina i according to others his brother,) published, after the election Id' prevent Pope, a work about the Jewish descent of the family Mantal. The Mantai could never for give the publication of the genealogy of their house. One of the first non of the new Pope was the removal (Aron soltni from all honorary offices, and not before the last three years dui His Holiness grant him the Cardinal's h u t, an honor he otherw lee would have re coned twenty yeftra ago. In the year 1108, a Consolini was killed in the open streets at Sini7,aglift,"rind the runnier erts could not be discovered; but it wan generally asserted in Smigaglia and that it was done by a Manta], as it is A known, n faet that the most savage Corsican Vendetta exists he tween the two families, Mastai and Consolini.—Jewish Messenger, CAN'T got any morn in this coliftnn EEO I=l Sweet moon, I lot athee, yet I grieve To gaze on that pale orb tonight, It tells me of that last dear err I passed with. )her—my sours delight. 11111, vale and wood and slream , v4ge dyed , In the pale glory of thy beams, As forth we wondered, side brside met more to toll love's burning dreams. My fond arm wan her living gone, My hand within her hand wax press'd, And hero was in each °sanest tone, And rapture In each heaving hreast. And many a Mali and fervent ♦ow 'Was breathed from her full heart and mine WWI° thy calm light was on her brow Like puro religion's seal and sigh. We knew. alas! that we moat part, We knew we moat Le severe) long, 1..110y was in earl. throhloatt heart, For love was deep, and faith wan strong A lhouannd memnrlen of the plod %Vete busy In 0111'11 glowing breast, And hope ni,on the future Nod, Ilnr ralnllOW linen—and wore 11101.1 I ernved n boon—oh I In that 10011 iv ellere %11. II Villa, 111 . 1111 ,, 11% thou 'ever gate, sweet Ireton, Upon it inure itnpasaluned km The pdrting eame—one moment brief Iler .11,11 and failing form I ieu oil— 'l'vrro gone—nnil there I Mood in grief Amid life'. ;mini Tell me, 'meet moon, for thou' enn'st toll If lolwoon.llll anrhum•rd Uu 1,,..11,14 of I,),‘,Jier hm•nit still NVII.II Among tit, many worshipers? 'Any, 114,es Ow NO1111 4 (44E, Vl/111.114, 110,f, At eV.. Inniellt!it'll, gentle flame, ;1 . 0 false 10 ii1:111n, tier Rlig , l hrow hrentlie lit.r 11,..1 11.11111• 01, wltrtt lice g'•ntle Inln lire I pray mark fnlling grin And tell Ille tf my linage vrt Is un (tire d In inhlin.4ly in thou' Ay, tell 11111.,410,1 her 1P wildh• al of )ore !hoe* hor young 11.,11 Mime Ima 111.11 tooog heart e10t0 , , ,, 1 'hot' IM 1. I thy heam. , , that mofte.t 411 mo If .4111 tn^ 1, ,v1` to her 14 Ileikr. Bear to her gentle heart from amp , A Nigh, it blon4lng, and a tear The Heart of the Home All really useful and happy Ironies have a heart centre toward a loch every member gravitates, drawn by attrac tions ronstless because unfelt. The houseband that surrounds, strengttens, and protects, is usually the husband and latmr. The house heart is usual- It the and niother More than lie%eral times have we known the weak, the sick, the needy one of the family to become the Irouseffleart, to and from which the activities of every member were in steady. circulation. For her room the best in the house were chosen. The sfriely parlor gave up its best ckair and picture. T . ° that room came ' the first flower, the first berries, the first fruit of the orchard and vineyard. The newspaper Caine into that room first of all. There the father "reported" a hen returning, arid lett his good by a hen going Thither the young girl, dressed fur a party, came in to be ad mired am thehuuseliAlluart. Tlother the,sons hate come thrice a dayrtresh with the last excitement, and stories from the street, For her, the concert, the lecture, and the sermon have been listened lu, and a story of them brought home. Ikr need has wrought a gen , tleness and unity through the whole lamnit Iter tranquil judgment has tempered hasty speeches and taught the w :iy of impartial thought.— A round her chair, or 1•011,•11, or lied, as around an altar thrice colisecrated, have come the daily worshipers, with Scripture, song and prayer And - so through %car- Of I. ba•tenell enjoyment an d tr. lidding h0,p1., (1114 11111111 y has 11)11101 mining in a life of mutt, purity and lute The hone has had a heart 'The by snit "afilu led But the dweileis knew that the affliction was working out Inuits most ' , caeca b!e and rvaard . . eternal The Three Seives 111/1111111/C coed Itttlelanvlne I'h heard nu 11 a tale about Ilovtard I Jul nut think Mho (1111,1 naught). IThe 114, dear," interrupted l'hilliot, '•below you continue we will eee rl your awry will paaa th red eel yea." -NV lint dace tiqtt Mean, 111a11111111 ? said Itlanylie "I will explain it. In the first place Is IL triter ' • I 81111111/81. 80, 111811111111. I heard it from Jlry. l'arry, , she ball a friend of ,Mrs. NVlitte•4 tuld het the a,tory, arid Mr, White 1, a great friend of Edith " "Aral d‘ws kite shnw her friendsh op by telling tales of her? the next [dace, though )ou cannot, prove that It iv Irw, 14 It kllla 4 'l d ,, 1 TIOt mean to be opkind, mam ma, hit I am afrad I wam. I mhotild not Ilk,. J'Alltb to mpeals "I me, an I Bale mpolten of her." "And 14 It nevesitry ?" "No, of cotirne, 1118111111111 there wag nn neud for rm. to qtr ritton It al all." "Then, dear Blanche, pray that your tongue thlit gmerned, and thirt you may not indulge in evil apeaking," Pennsylvania State Suuday School Assooiation. The Annual Convention will he held at llarrininug Tuesdav,Wednesilay and Thursday, .1 tine 14, 15, and 16. George 11. Stuart, Esq.. is expected to preside. Each Sunday school in the State is re quested to need two or more delegates. Pastors and Sunday school workers ate , incited to attend and to participate. It Is requested that the names of those who expect to attend be sent to Rev. Thomas 11. Robinson, D. Chairman, or John M. Sayford, Esq., Secretary, of the local committee of nr ranginents at'llarriaburg, on or before the first day of June, so that places of entertainment may provided. Secre arles of county organizations are requested to immediately send their address to. the State Secretary, Lewis I). Vail, ESq..,, 708 Sampson Street, Philadelphia. ,5a tte to receive print-. ed details. Whirs there is no organi• nation, the Secretary wishes to corres pond with some earnest Sunday school worker, and requests that his or her. name be forwarded to him. The Missouri Cauoa: - ..lan on the Situa tion. A Wall at Arnye The editor of the liliwifigtoti(dissou ri) Caucasian" altrit eke up in de epair, lie comments in 1, strain of in dignant sorrow t hat would be ,lauglia ble if it were not so true. 'Unhappily, however, he does not exaggerate. Thus: * Down I Linen Dow 'II 'During the thole nine yen 1111 r radical tulnitlllifte proiniztit, most e I proepeiottn, awl happy WI" toil Du 1 ut (RIM. :rho hottest lauto'At poorenl, !noel otter!, brutalized and enslaved, in IVOLCotton lie! tuggers leglat leg for the dertelednnta ofithrt Wnnhlngtetrin titemdelphn, Ilinnlylonn,andll , een I A l'elint.y yenta nlgtter II (oiling the neat ttf . Pielfeha end Pleknej on the Supreme Ihnteh . o(Soittlt Carolina. A nig ger barber spretvling hin X-merle to the login halve enaeltnent of Lptitsiana, le+ Lieutenant Governor and Prewdent of the *lute Senate! A nigger ea:tln boy signin , f 11e eompettinlons of eonasentooen, wherlers, and 1l malt Judger, en Secretary of the elate of Mioshinitipit And a tidevinltAugger pre Acker, gt tenting and comb. Ing his bonny wool, In the place talon tilled by the hero, patriot and atatestainn, Jefferson Dank, In the United Staten Selllilo, nn elllloll Wlllll4 (1 leprous, uleerated Senator and ea- Governor eow,ratolaten hlo 114Aneinte Merit treerdn and the country 1111 1110 chanted God of ito• ruined 011.1111111",/i/110 tt'nn pie no fallen before Men of the, North I Men of the South Va111..1 it ail.' I'oanityweu' Mello" 0111VOS I Awake! Afire I elink a oft voter It:thergy, and face the truth' 111 Vll 11111 111-iil4l, ii,0 . 111 wzought the }lenge a I litle lontt•-r leant• of power, 111111 the • mhriel in till dl,e Wllll> uni t ,rne, though he t•hoold «pill rd. , wieldy loot er, 1,1111,01 P,1111 , / a bl,l powerful I'llolll4ll In n•xur root u , front lhr t,..11r01d p.llll, ,bash and whhtll/1“ , are detatt,,,,,t I eon an Vollr (1,1111,W11 11111'1(1111K 11111 i yielding to the tenth de,erving ,•onnpiratore who have usurp ed the goveromeitt 1 . 1111,111 VW, 111i11111o, I miring nut fit time ~` tet l cur lm 1., hire dent, them awl all turn mit lire, .1 ,111.1111,. lipmeelloor that they Dre ye•ur enetrue4 the sineehiep of the Ite the ren ruurtlon-.nwurn ter 1.11.ert% Nees el . tied and conitnee ' LineoliramelK them, eeneillAtleg ' the nv, es Inteperein ilith veer n do,truet,en ' I hey ellti,L Le 10 I•lihte.tt, annihilated, er 1..11, e , Ari.l iii .4; eternally n0d.... "Towards Sodom" Lot el o i.e a had location--"towards Sp,lum;" and it is easy and comnlon t i o follow the bad example. A tiright voting fellow front a Christian, faint. iy looking out lor a p o s i tl n . it must lie a good 1111 c ; that is, it must yield large profits, and bid fair to give hint a "rapid tortune," Something of lets —is extunini , l and 14 accepted. True, it bilmjs him in contact with the unprineipled, tire reekless,ntid the most devoted worshipers (il Mantillon. IL at; soctates hitu, pos.ohly, most closely with the open godless It throwshim 1111C111 fluent for security and contite• fIaIICC. It renders him a minority of one in ncompaltv of practical idolaters. Surely he is setting "towards Sodom." A toothier 1111", 11j.111 4 101 till the Tice 1111(4460114 111.11 t her children's eduel lion with a clear tileal of their Moire She sees Hear d% enough the end—the present lute end to be reached , natrieki, positior;` , a, comicetion. The mean, thereto are not so clear. But among them is NOCiety So her plans take shape 'Chose good, homely two plc who used to be KO intimate in (Ito house are gradually cooled off, and the assiduously nice faintly in the next street is assidioinsly cultivitte.l. Any thing they suggest, in dress, amuse. ry elite, or nvociti looe,opera or ciiiirchom ILCC,I, ell.t li d laall WIWI! they 110 Tut haneiwil are reniinceil, amt the ...iv in iv inel. lifer shin mare imitated Not, in deed, a it yern•oritial qualms and co iitiaw.troirr and s eyed rev alehuti of better orwirrri teelnrl 5 4 11'11 0 1101 , 1 flit' nature Id the !rile, simple woman She WWe critiv, revolt•+ tigninn.fliin garnish, got. up, constrained I vtattiore of deeorative art and make beleiva devices , but then she aims at her children's good. She means will, and she must be on good terms with society Alas for her! she us giling "inward. Soolfic. " 1!11 BORIoII, n small village in the State of M :1/04111'1411P141e, are two broth efti„ ()tie is pastor of a church, whtle the other manages a theater. (hie presents gttrgettott Hitt - qv-le. with tleolt colored Light's filled a int W 6111 1 .11, and email 'tweet% of dre.s attached, hanging on peps—rtll sutlumed with a glare of reel lire The other alit l preto,,is higb ly-colored mpectacleß, whit' lemaje an gels, harps, etc., in tlit , 'Yierspective, and the whole siifflised with "red of the brimstone sort. A man who has tried the experiment says there isn't much difference in the expenne'ot allemlih the t ) place but, us a mat ter of Mete, he prelent the spectacles where the "angels - are of Y corporeal Hurt, Illid nit 1111 1/, I , .iir 111111d . r1 eye. And his head in /14 le) el as a 111111 pond . -.V. r. Democrat, ttsif, day last week Col. A Payne I and Mac, Stapleton, two influential citizens of Monticello, Kansas, quar reled about some trivial matter while droikuis, and agreed to settle the chili culty in a dark room. Payee had a knife and Stapleton a revolver. Some xitizeniii, on hearing a pistol shot burst open the door, and found Staple ton with hie throat cut, and Payne idiot through the lungs.—Ne4ther was killed, but there is Idle hope 01 the recovery of either. A "NsTioNAi." School Room Scene. --instructor Sumrier--If 'chest class in Retintiliranisfll, stand tip. (live me the grand result of five years of War hall a million of dead, two hundred and'fifty thousand maimed men, and twenty•five hundred millions of debt. Claes—(all at Once, with enthuaiasth) —A negro United States senator I , • Inatruotor— Right, my etildrellt— you may resume your studies on Mx Governor Geary has appointed a ne gro Notary Public in Philadelphia. The name of the fortunate darkey is Ulysses B. Vidal. Rather a high-soud iug title. , Let Geary now name one of the Tow Hill negroes for a similar po sition in the Borough of Columbia and compose. the quarrel which has been going on among the black and white Radicals of that town for some time past.—Lancaster Intelligencer All Sorts of Paragetaphe RIM hot—Cayenne pepper. , — /C GOOD side show—A pretty check PLEADItzu ut tlzo bar—bogging a drink. CoNvivint. statuary—Animated bust<l. Tnr. round of domestic life—n hoop skirt. PITS most popular general—General Holiday. NOT the chimney fbr a studio—o ne that won't draw. TEXAN Imo n block Ruby. Ho is a member of the State Senate. WHEN does a man impose upon him. self? When ho taxes , his.moinory. Tut: greatest spendthrift—the :noon, she is always changing her quarterB. Wily is your 110,10 irl , the middle of your face? 'Because it's in the centre. A Jarx of all trades should make partner for a initid of all work. A FAVOILITIC parlor game—" Spark ing Sunday:nights," it takes two to ploy it. AN anomaly—that the river 1,110 11 14 he rising when ,it is constantly going down. RITIC snys 44ft tumors Singer that "iLesings a few t and putii on a gri.id man V." A BOSTON Oyer admits that the great organ of that city, la the organ of self /11,4,m k a solar eclipse liken woman wh pp' ng her boy 7 Because it'c hiding of the cuss A th's.F:rrr rrman whn has worn a hat for forty ,ears says it has b , ...11 :a fa , hion time F. lIF%I vs with nether integnownti n grecnidi hue may now it 111. n OM gr 1144 In safety. THE bird begins Lo sing nboet live o'clock in the morning. SO airy thoge who know. A. GIRL Pt a party Iva' nmked wh a t mikdo her fern look so red. She replied them horrid chaps old maid mays marriage is like any other dimen4e—"while there m lile the hope " I F n woman were to chnngo her ,4 of what religpm weuld hhe tie " , lie %.,kild he it ho-thou. Eltl ekrgylilllll i.. SUprOSOII familiar with at lea , to ono inecharn , il triol.• that W um.: should it man ha tgpoken of ;•1 the plural number? \V hen he is a man be-tie him if SIIM F. , sky , that ladies wear on the prinviple Oita noli.tinetne. , s n,!4 enetnintment to the view T V 11,11,1.110,14 nll,l b.linets of the :I diom grow cnoiller end I , muller, th 0., ; ,) ti y repre,ont oppo%tlo extremes Tn t. Dayton Jn, rrnl itt , i-tm flint t (Imp wi th it drunl u on bor.., rind Init7l . rocently paksed through that illy I.Aw is Ur n slave, you rimy hit you itio4 e ni (AM gr•t tlin,u:•ll ecru- tsiker will P(7 nr , und with nil of' queqtlonn, anti the 1a ,11,41 are kteirATl to get their ages rendy A N F. 1% Hampshire jury is the first to return it verdict in favor or a niurdel.r, ~ii the geloklnd of ill.flTlll% A W F , T n\ rep.rter (10,1 not rentlemiin died Hiddenly ; but that 111 "1.1411 in.lantarieou,ly dropped tti h U• inanity "On, ma," id n little girl, wh“ 1,11 blq`ll Ina , 11 , 01,V, "1 . 10 %Veil the viol aril I, {lllh4 kick rrsirdii and eats with hi• tali A wNIIILUK Ell having joined at• •n -perunre it 11.'119 remarked II A. there 111001 be 110 fear of his not kee l -4 thin pledge Tii Kai.. is often but a slight separ.iti.ii het ween K Wlllllllll'll 10V0 and hi r hale. ll'r keno teeth are very near to hi r t KR Colorado editor ha. been driven to tho painful noces,,ity of Ivan Vhy can't people let n, men a lode cur t wir tf , Wiscork-1 , 1, who t. nn ithle Itiwyvr: admits thnt rrolt uli-an Is the //10/INI • L client he ever WI. derlo.,k to defend A mitt. rc llat certainly be getting into th,• l u mbar Imi4hio44 When f,,r ..proce young man, of whom, vli• tlunl•i it good deal THE basket trade of Chicago is Inervae mg, owt ug to the demand fur that ol ti ck in will, 1, l , leave deserted balm. , n good men .• Tit it (1111 y ju , titloation wo liftvc bl re. Ale Fur land's conduct is Lill) 1,1, turo of tier lint hu.bnnd ,OMgiven in lh.• \ •.v York papers Tug "..thineA" thing on rocerd Tiiiirx• it is always on tho wing, niel ro olio ban over been utile to catch It 0 it buil a drummer beats it. II EA IN arc Burn limiging rather with thn right fora-flogor In tho 1111,1101, and • rather (h•joeted ex prevision is colt hiderod putt: limo tun. A 411141:11, humorist, who has Mel a hard tune of it, says, "When IL HMO be- Orli to 140 (lOWO bill lie finds everytlorLi greased for the occasion." JE RS Y ..eity iv about to ho road port of entry. Ned Wilkins used to debcribo itits va Ow° where people go to see other people err to Europe. A Y Lit ALE writer says that young /a dios should haves sine nim in life Al most every . one d?les. She gets a Vail, than she aims to get married. Mini who are compelled to sit on a omil scuttle and take their noon repast off the head of u barrel, will understand that it is house-cleaning time. Womitx talk more easily than men Their tongues are longer. Words sparkle up like bubbles in champaigna. Like shoemakers, they are fond of Limiest. A. MAN at• a hotel thblo, out Nest, mudo 1$ dettdly openly ol,tho lontilord by accusing him of an infringement on Goodyear's patent, in the way of so-call ed beeNteak. - • WHY is h woman likes locomotive ? Because she draws a traix after her, scatters the sparks, transports the J unks, and sometimes switches off on the wrong track.
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