he Democratic Watchman.
IR
HIiLLF.FONTF,,PA
DIXIE'S LAND
vriftlt 1 syn. In I he Innd al, enlton,
I 4.1 111111 4 dal. Jun not fori.ollon,
ink as nv, look away, 1,14. liWriV, Iq'in build
Imml whin I wan mini In,
Eat 13 ail (me fro.tv mornin,
1.411,1 i 11‘ , 111 . , 1,001( 11 , C1V, ,tv
Chores—Dvn I w 1.41) I wa,
Hotel ay' !Lamar !
In la • Land, I'll take lay 411.'41, t a
Tn Ilh nn lie in Dixie,
Away, IMay, away (low a nautili m Invle,
An ny, a, ay, natty don n , taith in*Dixte
uld r,i4.1t4 many ' . \\lll tle.utenber
11 Illunn N 1 /V , .1 gay ilet•eabel ,
Look
lull whim lie riot 1114 (WM iirtiontl'or,
n 4 it fort:, pounder,
Lon', ay. At.
Cho, its—Don wish I wit 4 In Dian , , 81
,hirri,a4 31 , 11 , 1101 s eleaber
11111 I I ,111 not 41 . 1 . 111 to grt.itkvi
Itst.ty,
10,1 NT 1.4114 AI led 1 . 00/1,11 pill I,
All , l Man olohe
Lol.•t‘t tv, 10,c ,
was
Not, here'tt n hpalth to the net old Mittgov,
An 1111 Kill 4 tat n mit to It t-tt IP4
tot f'3,111 ,v•att to dtvlV,%•tv 4ornm,
onto nkita lo.ir 41 , 4 qt,mr, to-mot-tow,
I. , )1
(II I
11,rilV, AY.
—la•n I vvivlt I sin,
I:, 1.11 , 1, , A114,11 0/11.04 All lllgell 1.11,
3131(1 1 . fill or a little ,
Lod , k ::war At.
toil hoe it down ern' 1.10
Imo I ttr . tr Odd.,
1,01,
on — lynlNl.lll %•11 4 in Dix Ao
A REMARKABLE CASE
he Mon-Doost of Souihkoki Poor-
Moose
N. , •:ept.
tiruhoLl t, a long le\ el toad,
liiitt•e•, not ari biteet.irall:, rota
He. on either rile ate an nelig
smolt. product of the place. and the air
Ilea% with the odor Id li.b l The
nrople toil in,lll4trioti.lN din - mi l :lr the
Meek in 'fling pcitatoe+ or yawl,
ing porgie*, and Neornhip ileyontit on
they spend their three
-core yearn and ten. and there theN
, liimber tiny( ,king's' at the expiration
of the preveribril time. ttii entering
do• place for the tirot time NNiial.l it
with oat ...None g hat make. :, , IPliilllllll
lobe than a mere mime. The , warthl
n-liermen are iincomniiiroiatiNe. and
.ar northing 'ink.• they think
it erninentll eiinilnetiNr to the making
iit a bargain. The binned farmer. ttlk
itatoe• awl grain vdnhlt, tint hazard
unit A word on ant other tore The
mimeo arc licautitti
j l.l‘ bailliTul. and
thernselN from Mailingub-rrHI
tton with wan lurtmeh+ %cried. Si, ti
NI:41ot. might wander there and return
without finding than what hag
!wen alread \ !men of the plan
B ut TI r s„orholil II r
NN, , rthN of a protiau h d sindt. ism I.i.
ca . .l , f , it 111..riel lir!' S. a
'ether beaten "Id trams hatlifinv un
painteihiand in part. iiii-ihingleth .tut
toed at the end ill a long lane, a huh
hi stunted I.lk- and under
liritsh, and near n crick that lireed.
iJiintr and aiild kind. id' iratar , alite ni
H•ofQ, t” the irnrireri-e
"..if or . Th e sonthold Poor
niitwith•tatiihn¢ its inferior had,. Irr
andottitt.t. aa it,Rae
(ht
lit nor fllrr'tl , l\ lhnnyh
it- a home fr.r the iniliirent and ,agiaid
id the titwit•hipi there tire more limn
ti •heltered !hely than pair people
I 133,,.1 ih.lt a ma" all" hill it ',Hinge
r-1 4 rri for u !Whim: hal been a (eri
nit of the lion-Li Err nine Near., and
that the atrinint he reciii‘ed was I , '•
tan hewn ell nezlrciftll It wits•refitt
ed that he wao kel t to VI ntithititittni!
thiomeh the ee,ere us inter, atintt,tided
and imrlothed. that he war left in thin
ihstrenstal • itilatiori liar In and %ear
trill. aster in tiro mitt -ale the keep
and him only at Mealihniir.. I are
!Het bt the keeper,
man. who's cheek am .eanied with
w I hrilati with toil, to in hour
I intriidnipti in, self I " I . 4 ,
i wir ri ruin linUe fill 1101i:if - et hirTer'n hrr
rritiP Near. ha. horn rem-iderabli•
ttiiithle to Nut. uu ire,! to hi , strange
t-tlid the Itteper. but a
man here who rlun t care mach ?Wow
.I.4ltarie of aril curt, hat Milker , True nn
trouble. He harrnle, SVotildn't
N.. , 1 like to look at lion 7-
I Occeptr , l the trixttation, and %% e x
conuitteted to what eel MIA nn I' \
sled pig pen. 1 heti, fence uxilh a lit
th• hut made, nt rne cornerofthe %ant
%%3 ° th e borne of Ihr ultol . A et`ruing
,„tor of filth wan penes ell un eaterutoi
The het-per smears I to n !In.! NN lire!,
opened into the but, and there, on it
bed of !Orate whirl! %ca., stamen! fund
I.rtikeli Imp tine„„bits, sat n most hide
oinudy reptirtive creature On ht. hatinchre
From lute month &lidded n ~ie k e ni n g
c a lico Wtllrh he - cr t p.t an ti,,„„ rete ,l
nil heard was mangy and Oh m & t ti
excellent retreat for rumen. Hi, head
wits evidently troublesome, as Ihr eon
slant friction hie fingers made with hie
head gat e token. keeper rAlled
out him to cret nip, and, crouching like
dog, he slunk allay into a corner,
e, here lie busied himself iti ureakitig
the straw, itiqpractiolis and then
zr
ing it. -
The &eerier !haµ told me that he ex
bilats the most, filthy propensities.
When fed, lie ismenrh his body with the
fro& and then gulps it down without
mastication. lle detours filth, and
shows preference fir it. If let Out in
the iielthe, he detects it about the place
with uncaring instinct, and makes food
oti it. In every way lie shows that man.
hood is entirely deficient, and that lie
has sunk into woeful bestiality. The
keeper fears to approch him, and peo.
jilt never gut near his hut, believing the
air poisoned by his pestilential breath.
Once a week a rope is loopsd about his
waist and he is taken to a creek near
by, where the keeper with a broom
sweeps off the encrusted dirt and he is
then brought hack for another week's
wallowing. No dog is more filthy ;
his practices , are unmentionably foul.
About nine years ago clothing conld
be kept on hint by constant watching,
but soon he tore it in shreds and ate it.
lie also seemed greatly angered with
civilized vestments, and raged with un
accountable fury if anybody attefppted
to cover his body therewith. At other
tittles he is calm, and dirtily dawdles
inlay his unprofitable life. In winter
he sits and shivers with the cold, but
will not be covered, and last year his
toes werefrozen off. Ile is•aclver sick,
and has_ he most muscular lqrfking
frame. His head is *cll. shaped°, and
nothing hut the stupid eve marks
the lunatic. Otherwi.e one would be
lieve the fitularene had Lien resSurect
ed, or a wild Inas let loose.
This man, or beast, rather, %%ill be
twenty-nine years al age the coming
month, and eighteen of these years
have been spent in a rmorlinioe. Ills
parents arc Nen' re4pectilye people,
though too poor to 9.lrni4 him with
lodgment in an ifitgltitii %%here he could
titni seiesitifle. care. This hits been re
ported as a parallel ease. to that of the
111111 OrrraVoll. - 111'1111 Wag lepre
sented as enduring a foreol confine
ment and suffering painful affliction.
Any such frptireheunion will beitinekl%
dissipated by this account, Nothim ,
more can lie done than is 1..1.1,11111(41 by
a watehTlil and kind hearted Iseeperoiff
les« in a enrefiilly conducted lunatic flL6v
!tun. St in pat In for lhe 'creature 1 , of
ho appreciable good, and so 11 Id 1101
I•\ tended Till. 1111111 part ,rents I . \tine!
in 111111, /I.llil 11111 11111111111 111111 11.111:1111 , 1
l'eaS011:1111% ”4•11 11'1.1111,1
Marital Wdr
Thin is the Iranitia I Irtiril
MI; '
Earls ‘e , teida% !muffing. vlule Jn4
lire nriniutitut !IN hol, and
lemming' 1114 hilt prertint.,r‘ hi the
opens:! of the Court, hi v‘ii- 111,11Q1/1
1/t alltl/ el/111111. Nllllll.ll /11/1111 ;111/1 tlrae,
1 lenly, who Avere'en Int.te to have tilt
Ills of seirtratiou dr:o% n up. in older
that the tunrit:tl relation hearties them
should he olditerttied The husband
still flint their litres 111111 been it COI(
(11111/11HMI the hnpl suety of birth
had the ti Urnll. nut
mini they had tinall%
detertnined to sernatte. Ilium condi
tions whirl, 11110 would
litt•dutinl proint,ed to flu) (Ile It
$ . 20 II 11101111 i, I.)r her •uppott "until
death, - and the iiire prollll,ol in return
never to bother hint. The .1 -tire 11l
tornied theni (hill I e rnnld irrltiit no di
roreei hitt any pi i% ate itgrt.eine•it he
twi , en thew he 11 onld evitilv to. The
e'.erls made out the 11/1111.1, ;11141 the von
Mnlcl Colliole fell the court.
Itetore bull an hour had
John returned to hi- honor with n Ite , ll
and blooming ilittwiel 4/11 11, ,
;inn, tlu , picture nt iierlert hetilth tool
".1 ha, e her suit '• raid Ile 14/ 1111'
',wire: "011 w It the %%Nllllllll I Pant II t
vile.'
Che ermv,l its the count tootti Ettr-t
mt. a -itieker, the Jultlve phti•ed
in a dilemma, and the eat,.lt,late+ lui
itirttrilll..ll‘ ,411 , t‘,1•, 4 1 .HlllOl or great per
plc\ 'I he court 1041 homily (4•1411411
e4l IF 111:111111i,% 1111114% thy pftrilt ,,, ,
w 11 4 ,44 Ilit• 14:t.t.t:I . IIIfe, 111tH lour I Ittl
dren hrt:2.lllv t., her -Litt-, tulele,l the
Ikorna% In wnteit the pr4tr l rt..... ill th e
1„,•,.4.,i,"„ perteetlk
that Otutti.l hel..-1 to 111.1 -.1"111.1%.
hill rliT• 11/1 cli.llllll (Ili` 1.1f.:1
111.- :11..1411,.g;tipolier and howl
:1111 II 111:11 “.1111,1 Le I}ll'
i4-till ill t heir :111 , 111..,11, chr X‘l/1/1.1
I11:11 it he ii l / 1 11 , 2/111.11 Sill. ':11.1
he tca- the Mid het 4,1 eight 4.141141ren,
atifi 414,11a1s r tto,•l, would!, t 144,
ttruut,4l.
All the iiartie,i len the eiiiirt Timm lb
iii.gtigt, my weriiiti7
bitterly 41% er the hi. bit.'
deinorestrated his ;dill
its ti, tivii ring n 1111111 h twitter.
.•;/ Leistrii 7 . 1111,, id 16.
Washington Irving's Love--A Singular
Life komance
bi 1111 the Lat h.I wit,rll.l
IrN 111 g (111 . 11• ttlont, 111111 V a 11 , r11 , 1
al 111\ l%1111•11 l'%( . 11 1114 f.1111111:1I
41111lItkl1111( . 1•H trle , l 111 tl{lll I" ‘lll-,PI
Itlll the rttnelhnl nnne gcnel itll‘ II ',lt
t11:111 111.11,4'6 the 11 , 1.11 1(111. 544 . 11 . 1+ oil
a 111411111 V. 11/10111 , j 111.1 (•11,401 11%1•1 (11C
1.111• .11+n iiehel'ea I 'no/. 01 thin vit‘
a Hebrew Lulu of wo•tnidary
ii•nri who wit. noted for the greatiie.s nl
livi Isinniv to till pour and needy pea
we are inform, .1 that she %%as
the orcasion of Ir% pongh• tile. In
regard to the matt a - it (mirespoinlent of
of the .lewirdi Mes , engerern e s:
" rr‘ent puns ago 1 !lewd the st,ay,
a shirr that has long been rue tout.
in Philadelphia in circle-,
among her mends and acquininhoo
and which has again been rei%e4l bete
since her death It runs thus NlanN
years ago, ‘slivii Miss Cram/ Sias a
young trirl, Washington In !Ir.!. then
already ri*en vn hterary reputation,
came to I'l dadelphia and lie( ante a
a visitor at the house ol her Inlntl\. II
is said that she was very heamind and
very good, rind as her tieminintailec
with Irving increased, the beauty of
both her character and her features,
together with the filet 11111 i she WitH a
living representatiies of that nation
whose whole history is romance, so
wrought upon his berrt that he became
deeply enamored with her. It is need
less to say that, had his attaulonent
been never so strung, with her strengtl4
in her faith, it would have been wasted.
As it yeas, it was wasted.' !ming left
the city, but did not liirget the lady of
his love."
But the rotkunee does not end here,
for the correopmnlent says that when
living met SIP Walter Scott abroad, he
told him, the story of him attachment to
the beautiful and good Jewess of Phila
delphia. At the time, Scott was about
to write the novel of "Ivanhoe," and
he was so impressed with the portra
ture of the object of Irving's love, why
though loving, was still 80 faithful to
her religion, that he gave ta hie heroine
the name of Rebecca. True or not, the
story is a beautiful one, acid there is
nothing in it that is not honorable to
all. Miss Cratz died aged 88 years—
Philadelphia Inquirer.
, to
•
Audubon and Daniel Boune
In the recently pnblished - "Life of,
Audubon," is all account arm inter
view with Daniel Boone, the Kentucky
Pioneer, at Frankfort ; in that State :
"While at the town of Frankfort
(about the }ear Up:2), Ambition had
an opportunity. orsecinOthe celebrated
IMntel Boone "barking squirrels,", or
in a less technical phrase, driving them
out of their places by firing info the
lark of the tree immediately beside the
position they crouch into. Audubon
went out with Battle to see the sport
and writes:
"We walked out together, and fob
lOweil the rocky margins cif the Ken
tucky river until we rota' n mece of
flat land tlitekly covered with
miks, 111111 liteli•ries. As the
11111,t wan a good one that year, the
siltorrels were stlli gamboling on every
tie around emilistition, a
siont, bale, 1101101 e 1111111, dre—mil 11111
hotnespiin limiting shirt, bare legged
and inoccasined, carried 0 long Joel
hens v which.
as he was loading
he said lino proud efficient in all
his undertaking., aml which he holed
would 110 i fail 011 ihis occasion, as he
felt promd to show me his shill. The
gull %tip , s% (he powder meastire.l.
11l hall twilled %%MI siN, littiolred
thread 1111(.11, 114,1 tjie charily sent home
with n harl.nrt rod.
Wl. 1111,114,1111/1, a Siep i . 1.41111 111 P 111111.1.,
I'lll' the equirruk ‘A Cll. 411 11111111'1'4111 , 111/11
It %la , 111111l'ee-,41.1\ t 0 go att.'
pointed to one ot 11111111:11:,
%%111101 111111411. , elied 11 , .:11141 a , 1'11,11,11
ed on a brand about 1101 11/1e1,111,1:1111,
and bade ate 'nark ii di the spot. %%hoe
the tdronl.l lul. Ito 1311 e,l, luy
piece gradtialli antil th • head Ithatl.e
ing name P• 1, ea ht t he I\l 111114'1,1111,
141 lite ,1.Z.611 111 the haricl N%:l , I.lmight
1,1 a 11111' %,1111 1111' Si/la %%111(11 Ile 11111 . '11
14, hilt. 111111 tired.
I %%fib 8•141111.14•41 141 litld 111:11 the
hail hail 1111 1110 pleee Ole I , llllt 1111
111(.1111111'1% 111'111.011
I ttll. .411turrel and
I..hiverell filo mplinteis, the ermett, , ion
proditeed ht %%hid' had I,tlled (lie ant
mai, 311141 ',ill( 11 %%liirliitg_litinugh the
it had heti' hio‘lll
l'he ut a eatolle m,lth a k i ll
I bad :111 opportuatt v seeing !lir
hmils•-..0. Given riler, hill far 11 , ,1111
I.lr,Zi , run-1, to ‘‘hich I had
laltu,mlt made it ‘l.lt I heat.l 111/111%
report, of gun...hiring the Ittelv part 411
:1 dark night, and 1,111111111 1111'111 hi he
11141- , e 411'1 . 1114.-, I 1% elli 11.M.1rd Ilr • la/t.,/
141 Ili can-e th, ',aching
the glare I ‘%
:I 1 / 1 a
01'11111. lAIIIII. 1111'11. 11.110 14,111 Me they
%%ere I \er41 , 111:.: 141 r 1111i101111.41.-C 1.01
11,111111;f1I11.111 141-114)44 11114kr !light /11111 C
Ertirl.ll•ll 11,!11( 11,,111 tilt' 101 01 a deer or
n Moll ht fir,‘
.•.%1 a th.tattee to filly pare.; 514)04 It
11.1111 , .1 ...111.110, 1.3.1 k J -ui,;rui-lIP4 I IIi
lit. 111,111 tVa.
it " I I I " " 1 C" A: 11 ' I, 11"
etteet, td the ,littht. it. well 11 , 1112. ht
tilt• ,11.,111.1 It eittittoe ttt
ttr reitatt it, eltoultl the tdtot out It
111•141--,
marl.-mliti ~13(,t 1,1 lip 4
twier bit elther the vnnil ”r Illy
ol them, isl t au4 partly
V1:I.
.IIIIIN•41 1110 ealidle Hines"
%%1111 , 1 all Ilie 011104 ettlwr
put 111.1!1•. 1•111 It 11i1111C.11:111.
lindet Ihr 11;z111
lit ,K ...(;04"mt
nplitt - I .1.. not 11111114 that litisl,ing
emit is likel‘ to I.lonnoic the 11. m ..1
the tender sentiments It is
hard work especially v%114111 we
to folltil 1111 a score oi Iwo landiels.
It i u anOtiler in.tanee In which the
printed pastoral is far more attracti%e
than the active prt.ttoral A money old
liarititith blithe sunlight riouring
and lighting up the. nhtt. h and 11 11 ,1 1
inc in the floblen loeks of .11)14)4.
striped brocade and sits magnet
ically neat vim, might make the wont
tolerable. lint with hall It hundred of
1 111111 p 1•1101. k, .taffiling awry in an an
gle of the eortificlihwith a bitter north
lse , ter throtish them fin
ger-, lienitinlied, a tititml. bare by
Its ‘vrestle wllh the rasping loislcs, 111..1
.1 min she he there al . 0 1) sitting uu
a cow stool, arid with toe... pinched
tearfully by the October chillness -the
Ohio- ttears quite anotheraspect. The
realists, It they %entitle iipmi the sale
i 1.4.1, 11111 V rely 1111011 these littler data
as correct What too, tr.loan be red
nosed and (((Cl'. ? She may not initlie
it tine figure in a cornfield or in a pie
titre! lint even ugly Joan may i..• Ills
mole that home 111 !tel. ail 11 smiles,
(sub cheery arinllr, (t kit ileht•ate and
millagging attention to all bottle inter
ests. 11 , 1 In 11111kP 911 altrinsidiere about
her in she moves transfigured,
and seem ever bealitifill as the
morning. Lovers think theinseltes
wise; 11111 111 reality tlwi are Its 1 / 1 111 . 41
/LS 1•, an.l 1111 \l' 110 erIllePlIt1()11 (tithe
desolion and sell sacrifice
eariatil,.__lke Marvel.
At,tm's (la‘vt -Mink Twain thus
mourns over Al1)1111'14 grave : "The
tomb ofAdum I liotv hatching it was,
here 111 n land of strangers, hit• away
from home, and friends, and all who
cared for me, thus to discover the grave
o , f a blood relation. True, a distant
one, but still a relation. The unerring
instinct of nature thrilled its recogni•
_lion- -The fountain of my filial aftec
lion was stirred to its profoundest
depths, and I gave way to tumultuous
emotion, I leaned upon a pillar and
burst into tears. I deem it no shame
to have wept over the grave of my poor
dead relative. Let him that would
sneer at my emotion, close this volume
here, for he will find little to his taste
in my Journeyings through the Holy
Land. Noble old man—he did - not
live to see me—he did not live to see
~his child. Anti I—l—alas,a,dia not
live, to see him.—Weighed down by
sorrow and disappointment, he died
before I was born—six thousand brief
summers before I was born. But let
us try and bear it with fortitude. Let
us trust, that he is better off where he
is. Let us take comfort in the thought
'that Iris loss is our'eteenal gain."
Gheel—The City of the Simtile
Twenty•six miles east of Antwerp IS
the town or (thee!, iu lielgintm a t(vii
of 10,00) inhabitants, which for twelve
hundred years has been it great asylum
tor 'aunties. During all this time its
people have (teen warders of the insane,
until they understand that disease as
no one else has done, and have grown
into a relation to it, that is hardly (tom
prehensilile. "It is a place," says a
foreign letter writer, "aliens the sane
and inane are ; where
the children are lined up at the knee"
of ininhnet,, and old people du nut rear
monomaniacs; where the st rotigest tra
dition is the lire or mental
and the livelie4t commerce the lodging
ot the insane; where the mother has
been loon n to phrce her child in the
arms or a furious Maliale, lieeall'ie her
thitr was to pacify ; where the inns
are lio.pitaN, the farmhouses cells, the
tradt..inen narden-, the (nnnrn
th e t toverniiient n inad ditetoi,
ttie pti.sers by patient., llle hrslurc for
alibitnelrc hundred eitru rt I it , l register of
1111111111. " II 1.4 a place, tutu, tot tuutt .
its it is sirttnge ; a pine(' where lunatics
are as welcome as the invalids ;11'1' at
watering place", and where insanity 1s
no more regarded than gout is at the
springs where gout is tiller titled or
cured. (Hive' stands oat peculiar
among thesurhnunli ig ton ii.. In them
the (adman fear and .11.111,e of lunar%
is iiiiiiiitested. At t ;heel alone it is, and
has been for forty generations, the spe
ciali‘ ul III(' Inns.
'l'll4 , tlrhos tit II heel is
shoal 11104
(Itt.perlite one-. are eunlined ; the, IP-t.
%%ander (1111111 at. It ill, 11111 -11e :111 1(11114 ,
; wit i., ( .11 fiellncul the 111111,
14"4 m dri!,l,ll, , r t pt..111111e.1 111 111111 •
1.e11:1111UA 1111 fhb Itiii.llla.l The home
liohleis /41 ;11411 ate 1111 "ntiiirliciers,"
:11111 . 10 each 11111.,,tiine liiiiatie is to-sign
ed, :kith lett :6-1 11'1 1 1 1 /1-1 114 111111111 he 111
tln 1 . 41(1 41144411 141-..111111 11111 4 ( he
heli.t.i. it 1' 1111 11. a le.
I hr Itiiiatlo is her tt, do What he Vli:ll4+-
111ilt lie dove no great I ithpliee
tine ea.(' I.i reetwaell 11l a 114.111 e hose
111amia i ;Is I. reak 114111,%-. Ile
tioninienreit lilt' in bre:t i
thirty lundntts the first die, and bar
teen the second, writ thou, 11111
tit, peisllu.louk lllr lea , t 11111ee 1 1 1 rum,
Fate Ilp the pr:IVI 11 1. 111144 et Till.
simple _rtes a Lut ideii 11l the 14 11,11 e
Ifllleet Sx , terii I al
sillulele Ihitigerllll , .. tit. , ell oi others.
1111 1 / 1 11d ,%11 11 a der 111411 fe1i,1,1,4
1 1, 1411 1.4, 11.4 .-11 Ile, 1-11111 4 \el: 1-1 , 1 11.1 . r
11111 14 ..11 ,light it , 11. hardly 1114.141
.4tern there are hilitto
rmr+; but the main intuit tv t lint
Avret , Led Lein me hcl , I all Ihr Cunt .
111 II -I 111. (II
I:Immo- , awl 6111.11i1....4 it,1111•11
tt..41 cure IL hurl', tinder 40 her
eirenii,tato 4i111.11 it.eurnble .1
writet 4.10rr% e, that the n tulle theory
n,.41 1.1;44.1 ice at I; hi el are tiollllll,l
1111. I,lllllllde -.lllm
111111 tnn I.'l leve 11):11 itICV hut
..n the contrary, 01 trvitiv to t•iltettil:tle
ill them the pn.le nl runyucnn their
mot 1.1,1 tereletteN !rte ‘‘ll% 14. 10014,11
ur 1%111111-1 , 21 1ii01.11 , . What I , I' r
tAii , In tlii•l4 that 'thorn:in% r me!! ct I
I a 1 11.110111 Lern 011 , .. 4,N411.41, tt lie e
ht 11111111111.11.- NlllO :111
1% %%11. , 11V .01,11.•
vonind Ike I lie, 41 in IL iIII.IIIIIM
0... mi ahem.; wale the inmate- , nt fl
11111111ln nano grit
Itarit.g all the ~•urn that tihot•l
Lnl the eme lun.tli hcm i u 1(
tiurh an i ‘perltit, t.( %%, II 1,4• tri..4l
here. It ,%stvill no% el and peen
Inir, and hap. the tul‘aiinive
rainmal and (,artaa. and a.. 0; I 1,,•
ennws hotter kisn. amide gill
be 1 . 01111111•11.1141 e, 4111iOr 1111holl.
Quite a Spectacle.
1 Inv id the 1.111.1 ,,, 1r1e-.1 :111 , 1 1 1, L1
111 1` ,,1 001 ~ , 1 . 1 1111•111t•li in the I. n %%..r
the aieteliant. ‘l, hii-e great per-.. 11,11
carp 11111,-ell and 1,14.101,11etm1i ti,
11,111 , 1 I,l‘, 1,1111 a n.ttir..fir)
f‘lllll. II detraek 114011111 ,
111.1, ;2,11111 1..01<,, atterly em.yeal, 11..111
‘ll , lllllll , 1 hp ,
1111 . 1111,(11111, 111 , /11,11,g.
the 0vea.....11 ..t. hu him, t nontil% rag
It
ah ;M:kinlkt-ti‘g t:el.,re I.reak
lit.t Ire in..r1.11.1k take- , a 111 , 11 11111:2
\‘';ll6, 1111 , 1 hi•+ rirl,arlitk awl polite re
cognition me by early
(rum:. ttlth 1 d...1.-tire
Dre-4.rig huu vll, therel;.re, 111111
great rare, lie Kallre.l • hat Ktrarige
it) Kay, evert 11111• 111 . 1111 q, 011'111 , 1 1111 . 11
Ilea4S 1111,1 11111 , •110.1, 1111,1 , 1111 e 11t11114
from the gallclt "I tire te...i.lerice ”ter
the itay ran hrn.unn,c int" the
"Wlirt .11.1 it mean'
At last liesniet a little bov %%11 ,, - , 0 nn
ni,•.Jerate laughter drew from him the
indignant inquiry :
"11'hal du you w•:• :tlumt mi., pm lit
tle rwoundrul, Ih•tt e% y L u dy laugh ,
at r
"Why, !kir. --, you've rorgot to
put on your pants !"
Overwhelmed wuh shame, the old
gentleman hurtled home and en. , et
sought out the mirror. In his haste
he liattearet idly adjusted his attire, but
had, indeed, forgot. hi t pants.—New
i)riefots
—A man locked him wife into an up
per room, and not being satisfied with
this mush [nem, but w ieJling to aggi a
%ate her still further, men( his non up
with a bone. 'l•he youth -innocently
twought it, and said, "Mother,
(lent thin up, 'and nave, (here is n bone
for von to pick." The gentle mother
replied, "fake it back and tell him
he is not y our lather, and there's a bone
for him to pick."
—A man who could riot cointntuid
$5OO of his own yesterday morning,
made $25.0110 in thirty minutes yester
day afternoon in Wall street, by opera
ti . tig on credit, and taking advantage of
the sudden,rise and fall in gold. --N. E
Hail, Sept. 25.
I A Big Self—The Sahara Ocean Story
• A story is going the rounds of the
newspapers to file oiled that M. Les
sells, the engineer or the Suez canal,
has proposed to dig a canal from the
Red Sea to the desert of Sahara, and
to transform that great wave into a
navigable ocean, the level of the ;Wm
ra, according.to this story, being sev
eral hundred feet below that of the
Heft.
The ridiculous projoef seems to he
an invention, started out of
spite itgallist the gilrat French engineer,
or. perhaps set afloat only as it joke.
It has been seriously accepted in this
country, and several of the papers are
already discussing the effect of the
Wean on tLe climate of Northern
tirictt aud of Central I.:lirope. hut ill
the first plat:L.4.lle river NIII4 is ',einem'
thil ... lted Sea and the Sahara, and it
Ile something of it joli to earry a
canal across that 'great -treant with
sufficient water to nuihe the desert nnv
ilable And secondlt and lastly, tie
M Lesseps and all well intorined engi
liv ers Ivry knots, the Sahara is
not it valley, and its surface is lunch
higher than the level of the ocean.
Neither is it a sandv ile-wri,bot much
of it is niha7uted, especially by t h e
Tuarichs, it white race ulto hate flied
there from the remotest hate
what passas Mr the desert, towns,
cdics, and corcoderable agricultural
milloation The Twit Aims man eye
Im•Mli, 111 it' article on St Mom nays.
"Vold the recent exidioratein. of li.nth,
I\ cr aeC, 1{11.11;11 , 1 , m cry
is mucous notion 4 pri, ailed ns to the
hue aider of the gri \II lean des
ell These travelets dem•ritai , the Sa
- .1
hard :I.+ a rugson o; mei ated plateaus
r otue l lint to - ..111 11
feeilinzh A-ii iehier nun the Nt,.m h .,
rilli0:111, the sunand 111 the filutriao
plati;ap is reached at the higlit
1/1111 !cc!. slopes tltrnt
Ifl 51111 b.(•I lOW% Vi iiirl Iti•timil
rives tin stony 011 11 land, called 111110
adall, from 1,3011 4 . met aliovi•
the ses, u loch, alp 7 1 , 04 Into
the uo ea ll ly l I t l ne l .Mllllllooi.s. The
great surtimeot the Sahara, wt. L pilog
the iiiminmins, and the tim .01:111 irrobir
refilled to. yam:4 irony Loom° 1,210
met 1111111 e the sea. ogel (-donated
aierage ere ai inn to he limn 1.21 N)
In 1. - lill r ee i.Sii iia • ill the ale
hl ll Ina their ullulLllnnt chid
aindi n and •
Throe per cent. a Month
V 1111 1 1 1 • 11 1 1111 1011,1'11111P In Jaunt,
I(' mg, 111 I_•11•at 111.4
to loorto‘s lor n %eat%
4:l\ lIIIIqI It. aml 111:11
IQ-4111 him 111
111 1 1 11111 rate ol MI. K. 11/1 , 1
111111 that 111) 1111 .14, , 1 • 1111 H • 11111 , 1 a
pretrtilirit (It thrre 1.. r lilt a 111,11101,
11:11.1 Iti 1110%
Ole tilt•tliod
Wit% •bait a tiiiit '
a-6ii,l King hi it
lor Iwo or thrip ? Ivi ill di
c,.unt your nolt• Jrii 4, 1100,00t1 if viii
iiinke it three• riarv.'•
Mr I ii I A%1:1 draw
it ul unr,• It I. I 1.111.1 c)I ‘lOl,
I \ I Wall( :1 'I I
\n, •Ir It r I"th(
MEI
thrtte itcr vri I.:t ittttittli tot Slut/Pl/0
fttr thrt, 111,1 tlt.tss tt .11.. Ittr
the It:dative t , )? 11 . ut a
111(40, II; gt,se it r. itr tnr 4.`101),.
ho roil‘er-qitiwt v,14 r LI.
bulb %%ore seAl4 , l, übou 1114 Itec,oullaiit
hati.l, I 111011,1. in
l‘ing
..f r U for
111,1, )1 11..d11 . 1 Li
!him six 1$.•1- "i.l I"'
thf.. 11,1 t, MI. 11.11,11 , .11 WI I Itglit
Itt t ttt 4,1 atINCIPIK%
in 11011
1ta),1114,t0 t 4/ .11 , 1 itig
'• I ,Ii volt a, ',hulk ell..ck uI
plun,linth Nli.
\ I I.? I.:0
"‘VIIN , 11r Xidlei 11.1. Lulled Int•
h1;11.• 11,11, 1111.1 I fill I 01;11 11 111'
C./11111111"...11:1%e tom - 11.01.10t - Otto . t eat , -
11111,0(10M du., ire: rent. u
14,u %till lia,r lu po ~ S . 01111:
•" \Vli‘ II i 111,-iir.l I gate
nit nott• rot ' , MI INN.). :tin! I,4t•t ett.)ll
ni Intnot, I.lrt Iron In got . ,on , 8,11111)
!••
"Itn oo!, I ,tind ln.ten. I hate clone
do- ion) o•olt to !...!1\ i• -
101 l lN heir %Mil ml'lllolllll' VII.
reer Hill ( nil it It or
torli,n o‘i, pied.ze soil
01 honor
lit you (1/I tail 4.tir
me-, ne‘er 111 more ilion Net ell
per rent intere.4 In elirrxon %oily trade,
Itrill lull ton %doll I «ill 111 M
%rant ":11/11,11111). I)taw voar mole for
Ihttl sow lit ninety' di,iys, ine'sloo,
00001 yoor he,4t notes, re. ei%aille, mud I
till gut. ‘nit !It • tii.t.ll.‘ ordi
nnrt 111.1 . 01111 t of SVlrell per eenl."
—James 'l' Iliad% fowl of
Ills ready natittnl wit ol country
Ir,g ol this to It
Irwiel, he said, 'ill just show you a
sample. 'l'll speak to any of (Ilene
men at work and you II see that I will
get my answer." Stepping up to the
men who were nt work oil it yeller near
by, he spoke to them cheerfully, "than!
dLay ; good hat to you, boys. That
..„100104 lite bard work for you.' "Faix
Ml' It is." was the answer, "or we
wouldn't Lr hat in' the ;loin' of it."
Pleased with this, be milord the. MOO
shut port of Ireland he came front.
"A It," maid Bratty, on hearing he name,
"I COMe front that region myself."
"Yltes," said the maul with 'another
blow of hie pick, "there whammy nice
people in that place, lad l never heard
that any of them left' it.•'
— Speakin about Ii) rent kinds of
pavement, a Hartford Alkrman said
he didn't think much of theme "conse
crated" pavements anyhow. It was
considered a concrete joke.
r —"One Night in Ten Bar Rooms"
it; a forthcoming drama by Mark
Twain.
A Woodoook W
The love making ilei
the bird aro very peci
bird. desirous of attracti
repair in early spring to
ly well known resort.
some thick orptie.wo
covert, where during
occupied himself iu bo
earth or turning over
in search of earth worm
sects, lie now turns In
Inure sentimental objee
him parade ground he I
around, and it no Ansi
tunes alarms hint, he
low grunting introdue
Ills impatience is manif
gives vent to louder glitt
(null rine introduced by
cluck. The aspiration
vied by it whim*ietil HIT
performer greatly ittiml
tormitnees. Having th
troduced liiinselr he si
the air, flying around in
and ascending all the tt
t»anner, until lie itttniti
elm alum, uttering con
ails time may he terns.
milt sweet note. I lavi
desired height he now p
er centric rill long emiti
accompanied n 011 nun I
alive of musical mot e.•.
crea4itYg leis eco,l:Lev -a)
deltoids Ikenillong low:
and nnthing one grand
near the spot of hit a,
thiis spent, in which
trims id the Lint ate
Hit 1.111,1%e ;nil animal I
note calk lire arc Heide
Illy m rimal an large al
indiviolan I, that graven]
oar trentte , l 1111,1 It t•-•
female, 1(110 bas at
tier coquetry, !in
repented call. She al
milled plumage and a;'.
or. The
elo1111(.111 %%ith
nl length the two Mei
other it 1111 every demi
feetion, Iben loci. the
firm graup, and then,
lor this aorld, ri , e per t
ho the air titi tn~Llii II
Maya
Sea-Sickn
IST uul happy lust
Kea nit is. That 11,
lit I 11841 hot ILltkal
It there 1. , one thing in
will make a man peval
terald sell conceited,
ntoulaeh ladia‘e ttt•ell
.ea, hi hell 111 I.:
ties sivis a
mlia‘vled up to the chin,
lihe a intinony, II vpeipr
nl the after .le, I, how.,
lurch 111 the ...101.1 , r0n,v1
Arne-, 1 snid: (100 ,
II N 11 tine day.-
Ile pit usi I
said, , 4 11 111% allii
11%Vay nml len I/% CI the
e-etillv ilOwthei
pi,,reeted
11111'111e I ^aid
nn hurl,
11c. al-o, put 111.4
acli awl •./L
MIS
111 a lii It \0111,..111 , r1
al Il c ail lor
dui for pku-titing
iii'
IMES
I iii4.llg6l ...0.
I /111114
111) , V I , 1:111 (hi rc,
1%11.11
hap+, awl all I 'pa loa ,
‘va. "1/11,
I Kent as‘al
mood I mill,
ekclir , ,,ll I like it
111 e 1,111
1/11/le. I like 1110.,•
1111'1. .111 ,I'l. ,
111 !zither had.
I Isitett %%hut ‘v7e , , II
thew The% %%ere Mr
11,114 41/111 01 11. WC 1111
rte wll. 1% lien t• :u,'
I'lalnh nh,ut hI thee.'
It In ,•torniolgoitipwle
iwz the pottier ,If' , l' l ,
plea-qtrit,silic,lsing ill 111
IN 14.'11,111 li, e 11.•11 one
go op their; hut the
nnll efflionotiplaee COI
Jul ul ~ .eenig people to
I'lll'4 ol nea
- .1 little domestic st
Paris. Iln lance it B
was anal' on official di
when 14111, to run nrnma
&1•111 1 /1 Il 111 thtrh, provht
snourtied three week,' at
the lw.er Rut sudden]
turned, was hindli revel
nail inorilered on the
111101 rnilian. Bow to
Lode. flunbanil No. 2
to the river in a ,auk ; I
pled it•over the
self dragged after it title
hfailanie B
sewn the sack to his Ho:
titles, and she went ten
(lay with another friend.
—Two young Italie
house in town the oth
heard singing as follow
"Oh foc,a man I
t/li for a
Oh for a man=
Before they**,olifit g
two voting bloods (mho(
"Oh for a gal
Oh for a gal I
Oh for a gal—lr of
—A roil ple of fell
pretty thoroughly sof
whisky got into the
floundering about for
one of them maid--"J
another house—this ho
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