he Democratic Watchman. IR HIiLLF.FONTF,,PA DIXIE'S LAND vriftlt 1 syn. In I he Innd al, enlton, I 4.1 111111 4 dal. Jun not fori.ollon, ink as nv, look away, 1,14. liWriV, Iq'in build Imml whin I wan mini In, Eat 13 ail (me fro.tv mornin, 1.411,1 i 11‘ , 111 . , 1,001( 11 , C1V, ,tv Chores—Dvn I w 1.41) I wa, Hotel ay' !Lamar ! In la • Land, I'll take lay 411.'41, t a Tn Ilh nn lie in Dixie, Away, IMay, away (low a nautili m Invle, An ny, a, ay, natty don n , taith in*Dixte uld r,i4.1t4 many ' . \\lll tle.utenber 11 Illunn N 1 /V , .1 gay ilet•eabel , Look lull whim lie riot 1114 (WM iirtiontl'or, n 4 it fort:, pounder, Lon', ay. At. Cho, its—Don wish I wit 4 In Dian , , 81 ,hirri,a4 31 , 11 , 1101 s eleaber 11111 I I ,111 not 41 . 1 . 111 to grt.itkvi Itst.ty, 10,1 NT 1.4114 AI led 1 . 00/1,11 pill I, All , l Man olohe Lol.•t‘t tv, 10,c , was Not, here'tt n hpalth to the net old Mittgov, An 1111 Kill 4 tat n mit to It t-tt IP4 tot f'3,111 ,v•att to dtvlV,%•tv 4ornm, onto nkita lo.ir 41 , 4 qt,mr, to-mot-tow, I. , )1 (II I 11,rilV, AY. —la•n I vvivlt I sin, I:, 1.11 , 1, , A114,11 0/11.04 All lllgell 1.11, 3131(1 1 . fill or a little , Lod , k ::war At. toil hoe it down ern' 1.10 Imo I ttr . tr Odd., 1,01, on — lynlNl.lll %•11 4 in Dix Ao A REMARKABLE CASE he Mon-Doost of Souihkoki Poor- Moose N. , •:ept. tiruhoLl t, a long le\ el toad, liiitt•e•, not ari biteet.irall:, rota He. on either rile ate an nelig smolt. product of the place. and the air Ilea% with the odor Id li.b l The nrople toil in,lll4trioti.lN din - mi l :lr the Meek in 'fling pcitatoe+ or yawl, ing porgie*, and Neornhip ileyontit on they spend their three -core yearn and ten. and there theN , liimber tiny( ,king's' at the expiration of the preveribril time. ttii entering do• place for the tirot time NNiial.l it with oat ...None g hat make. :, , IPliilllllll lobe than a mere mime. The , warthl n-liermen are iincomniiiroiatiNe. and .ar northing 'ink.• they think it erninentll eiinilnetiNr to the making iit a bargain. The binned farmer. ttlk itatoe• awl grain vdnhlt, tint hazard unit A word on ant other tore The mimeo arc licautitti j l.l‘ bailliTul. and thernselN from Mailingub-rrHI tton with wan lurtmeh+ %cried. Si, ti NI:41ot. might wander there and return without finding than what hag !wen alread \ !men of the plan B ut TI r s„orholil II r NN, , rthN of a protiau h d sindt. ism I.i. ca . .l , f , it 111..riel lir!' S. a 'ether beaten "Id trams hatlifinv un painteihiand in part. iiii-ihingleth .tut toed at the end ill a long lane, a huh hi stunted I.lk- and under liritsh, and near n crick that lireed. iJiintr and aiild kind. id' iratar , alite ni H•ofQ, t” the irnrireri-e "..if or . Th e sonthold Poor niitwith•tatiihn¢ its inferior had,. Irr andottitt.t. aa it,Rae (ht lit nor fllrr'tl , l\ lhnnyh it- a home fr.r the iniliirent and ,agiaid id the titwit•hipi there tire more limn ti •heltered !hely than pair people I 133,,.1 ih.lt a ma" all" hill it ',Hinge r-1 4 rri for u !Whim: hal been a (eri nit of the lion-Li Err nine Near., and that the atrinint he reciii‘ed was I , '• tan hewn ell nezlrciftll It wits•refitt ed that he wao kel t to VI ntithititittni! thiomeh the ee,ere us inter, atintt,tided and imrlothed. that he war left in thin ihstrenstal • itilatiori liar In and %ear trill. aster in tiro mitt -ale the keep and him only at Mealihniir.. I are !Het bt the keeper, man. who's cheek am .eanied with w I hrilati with toil, to in hour I intriidnipti in, self I " I . 4 , i wir ri ruin linUe fill 1101i:if - et hirTer'n hrr rritiP Near. ha. horn rem-iderabli• ttiiithle to Nut. uu ire,! to hi , strange t-tlid the Itteper. but a man here who rlun t care mach ?Wow .I.4ltarie of aril curt, hat Milker , True nn trouble. He harrnle, SVotildn't N.. , 1 like to look at lion 7- I Occeptr , l the trixttation, and %% e x conuitteted to what eel MIA nn I' \ sled pig pen. 1 heti, fence uxilh a lit th• hut made, nt rne cornerofthe %ant %%3 ° th e borne of Ihr ultol . A et`ruing ,„tor of filth wan penes ell un eaterutoi The het-per smears I to n !In.! NN lire!, opened into the but, and there, on it bed of !Orate whirl! %ca., stamen! fund I.rtikeli Imp tine„„bits, sat n most hide oinudy reptirtive creature On ht. hatinchre From lute month &lidded n ~ie k e ni n g c a lico Wtllrh he - cr t p.t an ti,,„„ rete ,l nil heard was mangy and Oh m & t ti excellent retreat for rumen. Hi, head wits evidently troublesome, as Ihr eon slant friction hie fingers made with hie head gat e token. keeper rAlled out him to cret nip, and, crouching like dog, he slunk allay into a corner, e, here lie busied himself iti ureakitig the straw, itiqpractiolis and then zr ing it. - The &eerier !haµ told me that he ex bilats the most, filthy propensities. When fed, lie ismenrh his body with the fro& and then gulps it down without mastication. lle detours filth, and shows preference fir it. If let Out in the iielthe, he detects it about the place with uncaring instinct, and makes food oti it. In every way lie shows that man. hood is entirely deficient, and that lie has sunk into woeful bestiality. The keeper fears to approch him, and peo. jilt never gut near his hut, believing the air poisoned by his pestilential breath. Once a week a rope is loopsd about his waist and he is taken to a creek near by, where the keeper with a broom sweeps off the encrusted dirt and he is then brought hack for another week's wallowing. No dog is more filthy ; his practices , are unmentionably foul. About nine years ago clothing conld be kept on hint by constant watching, but soon he tore it in shreds and ate it. lie also seemed greatly angered with civilized vestments, and raged with un accountable fury if anybody attefppted to cover his body therewith. At other tittles he is calm, and dirtily dawdles inlay his unprofitable life. In winter he sits and shivers with the cold, but will not be covered, and last year his toes werefrozen off. Ile is•aclver sick, and has_ he most muscular lqrfking frame. His head is *cll. shaped°, and nothing hut the stupid eve marks the lunatic. Otherwi.e one would be lieve the fitularene had Lien resSurect ed, or a wild Inas let loose. This man, or beast, rather, %%ill be twenty-nine years al age the coming month, and eighteen of these years have been spent in a rmorlinioe. Ills parents arc Nen' re4pectilye people, though too poor to 9.lrni4 him with lodgment in an ifitgltitii %%here he could titni seiesitifle. care. This hits been re ported as a parallel ease. to that of the 111111 OrrraVoll. - 111'1111 Wag lepre sented as enduring a foreol confine ment and suffering painful affliction. Any such frptireheunion will beitinekl% dissipated by this account, Nothim , more can lie done than is 1..1.1,11111(41 by a watehTlil and kind hearted Iseeperoiff les« in a enrefiilly conducted lunatic flL6v !tun. St in pat In for lhe 'creature 1 , of ho appreciable good, and so 11 Id 1101 I•\ tended Till. 1111111 part ,rents I . \tine! in 111111, /I.llil 11111 11111111111 111111 11.111:1111 , 1 l'eaS011:1111% ”4•11 11'1.1111,1 Marital Wdr Thin is the Iranitia I Irtiril MI; ' Earls ‘e , teida% !muffing. vlule Jn4 lire nriniutitut !IN hol, and lemming' 1114 hilt prertint.,r‘ hi the opens:! of the Court, hi v‘ii- 111,11Q1/1 1/t alltl/ el/111111. Nllllll.ll /11/1111 ;111/1 tlrae, 1 lenly, who Avere'en Int.te to have tilt Ills of seirtratiou dr:o% n up. in older that the tunrit:tl relation hearties them should he olditerttied The husband still flint their litres 111111 been it COI( (11111/11HMI the hnpl suety of birth had the ti Urnll. nut mini they had tinall% detertnined to sernatte. Ilium condi tions whirl, 11110 would litt•dutinl proint,ed to flu) (Ile It $ . 20 II 11101111 i, I.)r her •uppott "until death, - and the iiire prollll,ol in return never to bother hint. The .1 -tire 11l tornied theni (hill I e rnnld irrltiit no di roreei hitt any pi i% ate itgrt.eine•it he twi , en thew he 11 onld evitilv to. The e'.erls made out the 11/1111.1, ;11141 the von Mnlcl Colliole fell the court. Itetore bull an hour had John returned to hi- honor with n Ite , ll and blooming ilittwiel 4/11 11, , ;inn, tlu , picture nt iierlert hetilth tool ".1 ha, e her suit '• raid Ile 14/ 1111' ',wire: "011 w It the %%Nllllllll I Pant II t vile.' Che ermv,l its the count tootti Ettr-t mt. a -itieker, the Jultlve phti•ed in a dilemma, and the eat,.lt,late+ lui itirttrilll..ll‘ ,411 , t‘,1•, 4 1 .HlllOl or great per plc\ 'I he court 1041 homily (4•1411411 e4l IF 111:111111i,% 1111114% thy pftrilt ,,, , w 11 4 ,44 Ilit• 14:t.t.t:I . IIIfe, 111tH lour I Ittl dren hrt:2.lllv t., her -Litt-, tulele,l the Ikorna% In wnteit the pr4tr l rt..... ill th e 1„,•,.4.,i,"„ perteetlk that Otutti.l hel..-1 to 111.1 -.1"111.1%. hill rliT• 11/1 cli.llllll (Ili` 1.1f.:1 111.- :11..1411,.g;tipolier and howl :1111 II 111:11 “.1111,1 Le I}ll' i4-till ill t heir :111 , 111..,11, chr X‘l/1/1.1 I11:11 it he ii l / 1 11 , 2/111.11 Sill. ':11.1 he tca- the Mid het 4,1 eight 4.141141ren, atifi 414,11a1s r tto,•l, would!, t 144, ttruut,4l. All the iiartie,i len the eiiiirt Timm lb iii.gtigt, my weriiiti7 bitterly 41% er the hi. bit.' deinorestrated his ;dill its ti, tivii ring n 1111111 h twitter. .•;/ Leistrii 7 . 1111,, id 16. Washington Irving's Love--A Singular Life komance bi 1111 the Lat h.I wit,rll.l IrN 111 g (111 . 11• ttlont, 111111 V a 11 , r11 , 1 al 111\ l%1111•11 l'%( . 11 1114 f.1111111:1I 41111lItkl1111( . 1•H trle , l 111 tl{lll I" ‘lll-,PI Itlll the rttnelhnl nnne gcnel itll‘ II ',lt t11:111 111.11,4'6 the 11 , 1.11 1(111. 544 . 11 . 1+ oil a 111411111 V. 11/10111 , j 111.1 (•11,401 11%1•1 (11C 1.111• .11+n iiehel'ea I 'no/. 01 thin vit‘ a Hebrew Lulu of wo•tnidary ii•nri who wit. noted for the greatiie.s nl livi Isinniv to till pour and needy pea we are inform, .1 that she %%as the orcasion of Ir% pongh• tile. In regard to the matt a - it (mirespoinlent of of the .lewirdi Mes , engerern e s: " rr‘ent puns ago 1 !lewd the st,ay, a shirr that has long been rue tout. in Philadelphia in circle-, among her mends and acquininhoo and which has again been rei%e4l bete since her death It runs thus NlanN years ago, ‘slivii Miss Cram/ Sias a young trirl, Washington In !Ir.!. then already ri*en vn hterary reputation, came to I'l dadelphia and lie( ante a a visitor at the house ol her Inlntl\. II is said that she was very heamind and very good, rind as her tieminintailec with Irving increased, the beauty of both her character and her features, together with the filet 11111 i she WitH a living representatiies of that nation whose whole history is romance, so wrought upon his berrt that he became deeply enamored with her. It is need less to say that, had his attaulonent been never so strung, with her strengtl4 in her faith, it would have been wasted. As it yeas, it was wasted.' !ming left the city, but did not liirget the lady of his love." But the rotkunee does not end here, for the correopmnlent says that when living met SIP Walter Scott abroad, he told him, the story of him attachment to the beautiful and good Jewess of Phila delphia. At the time, Scott was about to write the novel of "Ivanhoe," and he was so impressed with the portra ture of the object of Irving's love, why though loving, was still 80 faithful to her religion, that he gave ta hie heroine the name of Rebecca. True or not, the story is a beautiful one, acid there is nothing in it that is not honorable to all. Miss Cratz died aged 88 years— Philadelphia Inquirer. , to • Audubon and Daniel Boune In the recently pnblished - "Life of, Audubon," is all account arm inter view with Daniel Boone, the Kentucky Pioneer, at Frankfort ; in that State : "While at the town of Frankfort (about the }ear Up:2), Ambition had an opportunity. orsecinOthe celebrated IMntel Boone "barking squirrels,", or in a less technical phrase, driving them out of their places by firing info the lark of the tree immediately beside the position they crouch into. Audubon went out with Battle to see the sport and writes: "We walked out together, and fob lOweil the rocky margins cif the Ken tucky river until we rota' n mece of flat land tlitekly covered with miks, 111111 liteli•ries. As the 11111,t wan a good one that year, the siltorrels were stlli gamboling on every tie around emilistition, a siont, bale, 1101101 e 1111111, dre—mil 11111 hotnespiin limiting shirt, bare legged and inoccasined, carried 0 long Joel hens v which. as he was loading he said lino proud efficient in all his undertaking., aml which he holed would 110 i fail 011 ihis occasion, as he felt promd to show me his shill. The gull %tip , s% (he powder meastire.l. 11l hall twilled %%MI siN, littiolred thread 1111(.11, 114,1 tjie charily sent home with n harl.nrt rod. Wl. 1111,114,1111/1, a Siep i . 1.41111 111 P 111111.1., I'lll' the equirruk ‘A Cll. 411 11111111'1'4111 , 111/11 It %la , 111111l'ee-,41.1\ t 0 go att.' pointed to one ot 11111111:11:, %%111101 111111411. , elied 11 , .:11141 a , 1'11,11,11 ed on a brand about 1101 11/1e1,111,1:1111, and bade ate 'nark ii di the spot. %%hoe the tdronl.l lul. Ito 1311 e,l, luy piece gradtialli antil th • head Ithatl.e ing name P• 1, ea ht t he I\l 111114'1,1111, 141 lite ,1.Z.611 111 the haricl N%:l , I.lmight 1,1 a 11111' %,1111 1111' Si/la %%111(11 Ile 11111 . '11 14, hilt. 111111 tired. I %%fib 8•141111.14•41 141 litld 111:11 the hail hail 1111 1110 pleee Ole I , llllt 1111 111(.1111111'1% 111'111.011 I ttll. .411turrel and I..hiverell filo mplinteis, the ermett, , ion proditeed ht %%hid' had I,tlled (lie ant mai, 311141 ',ill( 11 %%liirliitg_litinugh the it had heti' hio‘lll l'he ut a eatolle m,lth a k i ll I bad :111 opportuatt v seeing !lir hmils•-..0. Given riler, hill far 11 , ,1111 I.lr,Zi , run-1, to ‘‘hich I had laltu,mlt made it ‘l.lt I heat.l 111/111% report, of gun...hiring the Ittelv part 411 :1 dark night, and 1,111111111 1111'111 hi he 11141- , e 411'1 . 1114.-, I 1% elli 11.M.1rd Ilr • la/t.,/ 141 Ili can-e th, ',aching the glare I ‘% :I 1 / 1 a 01'11111. lAIIIII. 1111'11. 11.110 14,111 Me they %%ere I \er41 , 111:.: 141 r 1111i101111.41.-C 1.01 11,111111;f1I11.111 141-114)44 11114kr !light /11111 C Ertirl.ll•ll 11,!11( 11,,111 tilt' 101 01 a deer or n Moll ht fir,‘ .•.%1 a th.tattee to filly pare.; 514)04 It 11.1111 , .1 ...111.110, 1.3.1 k J -ui,;rui-lIP4 I IIi lit. 111,111 tVa. it " I I I " " 1 C" A: 11 ' I, 11" etteet, td the ,littht. it. well 11 , 1112. ht tilt• ,11.,111.1 It eittittoe ttt ttr reitatt it, eltoultl the tdtot out It 111•141--, marl.-mliti ~13(,t 1,1 lip 4 twier bit elther the vnnil ”r Illy ol them, isl t au4 partly V1:I. .IIIIIN•41 1110 ealidle Hines" %%1111 , 1 all Ilie 011104 ettlwr put 111.1!1•. 1•111 It 11i1111C.11:111. lindet Ihr 11;z111 lit ,K ...(;04"mt nplitt - I .1.. not 11111114 that litisl,ing emit is likel‘ to I.lonnoic the 11. m ..1 the tender sentiments It is hard work especially v%114111 we to folltil 1111 a score oi Iwo landiels. It i u anOtiler in.tanee In which the printed pastoral is far more attracti%e than the active prt.ttoral A money old liarititith blithe sunlight riouring and lighting up the. nhtt. h and 11 11 ,1 1 inc in the floblen loeks of .11)14)4. striped brocade and sits magnet ically neat vim, might make the wont tolerable. lint with hall It hundred of 1 111111 p 1•1101. k, .taffiling awry in an an gle of the eortificlihwith a bitter north lse , ter throtish them fin ger-, lienitinlied, a tititml. bare by Its ‘vrestle wllh the rasping loislcs, 111..1 .1 min she he there al . 0 1) sitting uu a cow stool, arid with toe... pinched tearfully by the October chillness -the Ohio- ttears quite anotheraspect. The realists, It they %entitle iipmi the sale i 1.4.1, 11111 V rely 1111011 these littler data as correct What too, tr.loan be red nosed and (((Cl'. ? She may not initlie it tine figure in a cornfield or in a pie titre! lint even ugly Joan may i..• Ills mole that home 111 !tel. ail 11 smiles, (sub cheery arinllr, (t kit ileht•ate and millagging attention to all bottle inter ests. 11 , 1 In 11111kP 911 altrinsidiere about her in she moves transfigured, and seem ever bealitifill as the morning. Lovers think theinseltes wise; 11111 111 reality tlwi are Its 1 / 1 111 . 41 /LS 1•, an.l 1111 \l' 110 erIllePlIt1()11 (tithe desolion and sell sacrifice eariatil,.__lke Marvel. At,tm's (la‘vt -Mink Twain thus mourns over Al1)1111'14 grave : "The tomb ofAdum I liotv hatching it was, here 111 n land of strangers, hit• away from home, and friends, and all who cared for me, thus to discover the grave o , f a blood relation. True, a distant one, but still a relation. The unerring instinct of nature thrilled its recogni• _lion- -The fountain of my filial aftec lion was stirred to its profoundest depths, and I gave way to tumultuous emotion, I leaned upon a pillar and burst into tears. I deem it no shame to have wept over the grave of my poor dead relative. Let him that would sneer at my emotion, close this volume here, for he will find little to his taste in my Journeyings through the Holy Land. Noble old man—he did - not live to see me—he did not live to see ~his child. Anti I—l—alas,a,dia not live, to see him.—Weighed down by sorrow and disappointment, he died before I was born—six thousand brief summers before I was born. But let us try and bear it with fortitude. Let us trust, that he is better off where he is. Let us take comfort in the thought 'that Iris loss is our'eteenal gain." Gheel—The City of the Simtile Twenty•six miles east of Antwerp IS the town or (thee!, iu lielgintm a t(vii of 10,00) inhabitants, which for twelve hundred years has been it great asylum tor 'aunties. During all this time its people have (teen warders of the insane, until they understand that disease as no one else has done, and have grown into a relation to it, that is hardly (tom prehensilile. "It is a place," says a foreign letter writer, "aliens the sane and inane are ; where the children are lined up at the knee" of ininhnet,, and old people du nut rear monomaniacs; where the st rotigest tra dition is the lire or mental and the livelie4t commerce the lodging ot the insane; where the mother has been loon n to phrce her child in the arms or a furious Maliale, lieeall'ie her thitr was to pacify ; where the inns are lio.pitaN, the farmhouses cells, the tradt..inen narden-, the (nnnrn th e t toverniiient n inad ditetoi, ttie pti.sers by patient., llle hrslurc for alibitnelrc hundred eitru rt I it , l register of 1111111111. " II 1.4 a place, tutu, tot tuutt . its it is sirttnge ; a pine(' where lunatics are as welcome as the invalids ;11'1' at watering place", and where insanity 1s no more regarded than gout is at the springs where gout is tiller titled or cured. (Hive' stands oat peculiar among thesurhnunli ig ton ii.. In them the (adman fear and .11.111,e of lunar% is iiiiiiiitested. At t ;heel alone it is, and has been for forty generations, the spe ciali‘ ul III(' Inns. 'l'll4 , tlrhos tit II heel is shoal 11104 (Itt.perlite one-. are eunlined ; the, IP-t. %%ander (1111111 at. It ill, 11111 -11e :111 1(11114 , ; wit i., ( .11 fiellncul the 111111, 14"4 m dri!,l,ll, , r t pt..111111e.1 111 111111 • 1.e11:1111UA 1111 fhb Itiii.llla.l The home liohleis /41 ;11411 ate 1111 "ntiiirliciers," :11111 . 10 each 11111.,,tiine liiiiatie is to-sign ed, :kith lett :6-1 11'1 1 1 1 /1-1 114 111111111 he 111 tln 1 . 41(1 41144411 141-..111111 11111 4 ( he heli.t.i. it 1' 1111 11. a le. I hr Itiiiatlo is her tt, do What he Vli:ll4+- 111ilt lie dove no great I ithpliee tine ea.(' I.i reetwaell 11l a 114.111 e hose 111amia i ;Is I. reak 114111,%-. Ile tioninienreit lilt' in bre:t i thirty lundntts the first die, and bar teen the second, writ thou, 11111 tit, peisllu.louk lllr lea , t 11111ee 1 1 1 rum, Fate Ilp the pr:IVI 11 1. 111144 et Till. simple _rtes a Lut ideii 11l the 14 11,11 e Ifllleet Sx , terii I al sillulele Ihitigerllll , .. tit. , ell oi others. 1111 1 / 1 11d ,%11 11 a der 111411 fe1i,1,1,4 1 1, 1411 1.4, 11.4 .-11 Ile, 1-11111 4 \el: 1-1 , 1 11.1 . r 11111 14 ..11 ,light it , 11. hardly 1114.141 .4tern there are hilitto rmr+; but the main intuit tv t lint Avret , Led Lein me hcl , I all Ihr Cunt . 111 II -I 111. (II I:Immo- , awl 6111.11i1....4 it,1111•11 tt..41 cure IL hurl', tinder 40 her eirenii,tato 4i111.11 it.eurnble .1 writet 4.10rr% e, that the n tulle theory n,.41 1.1;44.1 ice at I; hi el are tiollllll,l 1111. I,lllllllde -.lllm 111111 tnn I.'l leve 11):11 itICV hut ..n the contrary, 01 trvitiv to t•iltettil:tle ill them the pn.le nl runyucnn their mot 1.1,1 tereletteN !rte ‘‘ll% 14. 10014,11 ur 1%111111-1 , 21 1ii01.11 , . What I , I' r tAii , In tlii•l4 that 'thorn:in% r me!! ct I I a 1 11.110111 Lern 011 , .. 4,N411.41, tt lie e ht 11111111111.11.- NlllO :111 1% %%11. , 11V .01,11.• vonind Ike I lie, 41 in IL iIII.IIIIIM 0... mi ahem.; wale the inmate- , nt fl 11111111ln nano grit Itarit.g all the ~•urn that tihot•l Lnl the eme lun.tli hcm i u 1( tiurh an i ‘perltit, t.( %%, II 1,4• tri..4l here. It ,%stvill no% el and peen Inir, and hap. the tul‘aiinive rainmal and (,artaa. and a.. 0; I 1,,• ennws hotter kisn. amide gill be 1 . 01111111•11.1141 e, 4111iOr 1111holl. Quite a Spectacle. 1 Inv id the 1.111.1 ,,, 1r1e-.1 :111 , 1 1 1, L1 111 1` ,,1 001 ~ , 1 . 1 1111•111t•li in the I. n %%..r the aieteliant. ‘l, hii-e great per-.. 11,11 carp 11111,-ell and 1,14.101,11etm1i ti, 11,111 , 1 I,l‘, 1,1111 a n.ttir..fir) f‘lllll. II detraek 114011111 , 111.1, ;2,11111 1..01<,, atterly em.yeal, 11..111 ‘ll , lllllll , 1 hp , 1111 . 1111,(11111, 111 , /11,11,g. the 0vea.....11 ..t. hu him, t nontil% rag It ah ;M:kinlkt-ti‘g t:el.,re I.reak lit.t Ire in..r1.11.1k take- , a 111 , 11 11111:2 \‘';ll6, 1111 , 1 hi•+ rirl,arlitk awl polite re cognition me by early (rum:. ttlth 1 d...1.-tire Dre-4.rig huu vll, therel;.re, 111111 great rare, lie Kallre.l • hat Ktrarige it) Kay, evert 11111• 111 . 1111 q, 011'111 , 1 1111 . 11 Ilea4S 1111,1 11111 , •110.1, 1111,1 , 1111 e 11t11114 from the gallclt "I tire te...i.lerice ”ter the itay ran hrn.unn,c int" the "Wlirt .11.1 it mean' At last liesniet a little bov %%11 ,, - , 0 nn ni,•.Jerate laughter drew from him the indignant inquiry : "11'hal du you w•:• :tlumt mi., pm lit tle rwoundrul, Ih•tt e% y L u dy laugh , at r "Why, !kir. --, you've rorgot to put on your pants !" Overwhelmed wuh shame, the old gentleman hurtled home and en. , et sought out the mirror. In his haste he liattearet idly adjusted his attire, but had, indeed, forgot. hi t pants.—New i)riefots —A man locked him wife into an up per room, and not being satisfied with this mush [nem, but w ieJling to aggi a %ate her still further, men( his non up with a bone. 'l•he youth -innocently twought it, and said, "Mother, (lent thin up, 'and nave, (here is n bone for von to pick." The gentle mother replied, "fake it back and tell him he is not y our lather, and there's a bone for him to pick." —A man who could riot cointntuid $5OO of his own yesterday morning, made $25.0110 in thirty minutes yester day afternoon in Wall street, by opera ti . tig on credit, and taking advantage of the sudden,rise and fall in gold. --N. E Hail, Sept. 25. I A Big Self—The Sahara Ocean Story • A story is going the rounds of the newspapers to file oiled that M. Les sells, the engineer or the Suez canal, has proposed to dig a canal from the Red Sea to the desert of Sahara, and to transform that great wave into a navigable ocean, the level of the ;Wm ra, according.to this story, being sev eral hundred feet below that of the Heft. The ridiculous projoef seems to he an invention, started out of spite itgallist the gilrat French engineer, or. perhaps set afloat only as it joke. It has been seriously accepted in this country, and several of the papers are already discussing the effect of the Wean on tLe climate of Northern tirictt aud of Central I.:lirope. hut ill the first plat:L.4.lle river NIII4 is ',einem' thil ... lted Sea and the Sahara, and it Ile something of it joli to earry a canal across that 'great -treant with sufficient water to nuihe the desert nnv ilable And secondlt and lastly, tie M Lesseps and all well intorined engi liv ers Ivry knots, the Sahara is not it valley, and its surface is lunch higher than the level of the ocean. Neither is it a sandv ile-wri,bot much of it is niha7uted, especially by t h e Tuarichs, it white race ulto hate flied there from the remotest hate what passas Mr the desert, towns, cdics, and corcoderable agricultural milloation The Twit Aims man eye Im•Mli, 111 it' article on St Mom nays. "Vold the recent exidioratein. of li.nth, I\ cr aeC, 1{11.11;11 , 1 , m cry is mucous notion 4 pri, ailed ns to the hue aider of the gri \II lean des ell These travelets dem•ritai , the Sa - .1 hard :I.+ a rugson o; mei ated plateaus r otue l lint to - ..111 11 feeilinzh A-ii iehier nun the Nt,.m h ., rilli0:111, the sunand 111 the filutriao plati;ap is reached at the higlit 1/1111 !cc!. slopes tltrnt Ifl 51111 b.(•I lOW% Vi iiirl Iti•timil rives tin stony 011 11 land, called 111110 adall, from 1,3011 4 . met aliovi• the ses, u loch, alp 7 1 , 04 Into the uo ea ll ly l I t l ne l .Mllllllooi.s. The great surtimeot the Sahara, wt. L pilog the iiiminmins, and the tim .01:111 irrobir refilled to. yam:4 irony Loom° 1,210 met 1111111 e the sea. ogel (-donated aierage ere ai inn to he limn 1.21 N) In 1. - lill r ee i.Sii iia • ill the ale hl ll Ina their ullulLllnnt chid aindi n and • Throe per cent. a Month V 1111 1 1 1 • 11 1 1111 1011,1'11111P In Jaunt, I(' mg, 111 I_•11•at 111.4 to loorto‘s lor n %eat% 4:l\ lIIIIqI It. aml 111:11 IQ-4111 him 111 111 1 1 11111 rate ol MI. K. 11/1 , 1 111111 that 111) 1111 .14, , 1 • 1111 H • 11111 , 1 a pretrtilirit (It thrre 1.. r lilt a 111,11101, 11:11.1 Iti 1110% Ole tilt•tliod Wit% •bait a tiiiit ' a-6ii,l King hi it lor Iwo or thrip ? Ivi ill di c,.unt your nolt• Jrii 4, 1100,00t1 if viii iiinke it three• riarv.'• Mr I ii I A%1:1 draw it ul unr,• It I. I 1.111.1 c)I ‘lOl, I \ I Wall( :1 'I I \n, •Ir It r I"th( MEI thrtte itcr vri I.:t ittttittli tot Slut/Pl/0 fttr thrt, 111,1 tlt.tss tt .11.. Ittr the It:dative t , )? 11 . ut a 111(40, II; gt,se it r. itr tnr 4.`101),. ho roil‘er-qitiwt v,14 r LI. bulb %%ore seAl4 , l, übou 1114 Itec,oullaiit hati.l, I 111011,1. in l‘ing ..f r U for 111,1, )1 11..d11 . 1 Li !him six 1$.•1- "i.l I"' thf.. 11,1 t, MI. 11.11,11 , .11 WI I Itglit Itt t ttt 4,1 atINCIPIK% in 11011 1ta),1114,t0 t 4/ .11 , 1 itig '• I ,Ii volt a, ',hulk ell..ck uI plun,linth Nli. \ I I.? I.:0 "‘VIIN , 11r Xidlei 11.1. Lulled Int• h1;11.• 11,11, 1111.1 I fill I 01;11 11 111' C./11111111"...11:1%e tom - 11.01.10t - Otto . t eat , - 11111,0(10M du., ire: rent. u 14,u %till lia,r lu po ~ S . 01111: •" \Vli‘ II i 111,-iir.l I gate nit nott• rot ' , MI INN.). :tin! I,4t•t ett.)ll ni Intnot, I.lrt Iron In got . ,on , 8,11111) !•• "Itn oo!, I ,tind ln.ten. I hate clone do- ion) o•olt to !...!1\ i• - 101 l lN heir %Mil ml'lllolllll' VII. reer Hill ( nil it It or torli,n o‘i, pied.ze soil 01 honor lit you (1/I tail 4.tir me-, ne‘er 111 more ilion Net ell per rent intere.4 In elirrxon %oily trade, Itrill lull ton %doll I «ill 111 M %rant ":11/11,11111). I)taw voar mole for Ihttl sow lit ninety' di,iys, ine'sloo, 00001 yoor he,4t notes, re. ei%aille, mud I till gut. ‘nit !It • tii.t.ll.‘ ordi nnrt 111.1 . 01111 t of SVlrell per eenl." —James 'l' Iliad% fowl of Ills ready natittnl wit ol country Ir,g ol this to It Irwiel, he said, 'ill just show you a sample. 'l'll speak to any of (Ilene men at work and you II see that I will get my answer." Stepping up to the men who were nt work oil it yeller near by, he spoke to them cheerfully, "than! dLay ; good hat to you, boys. That ..„100104 lite bard work for you.' "Faix Ml' It is." was the answer, "or we wouldn't Lr hat in' the ;loin' of it." Pleased with this, be milord the. MOO shut port of Ireland he came front. "A It," maid Bratty, on hearing he name, "I COMe front that region myself." "Yltes," said the maul with 'another blow of hie pick, "there whammy nice people in that place, lad l never heard that any of them left' it.•' — Speakin about Ii) rent kinds of pavement, a Hartford Alkrman said he didn't think much of theme "conse crated" pavements anyhow. It was considered a concrete joke. r —"One Night in Ten Bar Rooms" it; a forthcoming drama by Mark Twain. A Woodoook W The love making ilei the bird aro very peci bird. desirous of attracti repair in early spring to ly well known resort. some thick orptie.wo covert, where during occupied himself iu bo earth or turning over in search of earth worm sects, lie now turns In Inure sentimental objee him parade ground he I around, and it no Ansi tunes alarms hint, he low grunting introdue Ills impatience is manif gives vent to louder glitt (null rine introduced by cluck. The aspiration vied by it whim*ietil HIT performer greatly ittiml tormitnees. Having th troduced liiinselr he si the air, flying around in and ascending all the tt t»anner, until lie itttniti elm alum, uttering con ails time may he terns. milt sweet note. I lavi desired height he now p er centric rill long emiti accompanied n 011 nun I alive of musical mot e.•. crea4itYg leis eco,l:Lev -a) deltoids Ikenillong low: and nnthing one grand near the spot of hit a, thiis spent, in which trims id the Lint ate Hit 1.111,1%e ;nil animal I note calk lire arc Heide Illy m rimal an large al indiviolan I, that graven] oar trentte , l 1111,1 It t•-• female, 1(110 bas at tier coquetry, !in repented call. She al milled plumage and a;'. or. The elo1111(.111 %%ith nl length the two Mei other it 1111 every demi feetion, Iben loci. the firm graup, and then, lor this aorld, ri , e per t ho the air titi tn~Llii II Maya Sea-Sickn IST uul happy lust Kea nit is. That 11, lit I 11841 hot ILltkal It there 1. , one thing in will make a man peval terald sell conceited, ntoulaeh ladia‘e ttt•ell .ea, hi hell 111 I.: ties sivis a mlia‘vled up to the chin, lihe a intinony, II vpeipr nl the after .le, I, how., lurch 111 the ...101.1 , r0n,v1 Arne-, 1 snid: (100 , II N 11 tine day.- Ile pit usi I said, , 4 11 111% allii 11%Vay nml len I/% CI the e-etillv ilOwthei pi,,reeted 11111'111e I ^aid nn hurl, 11c. al-o, put 111.4 acli awl •./L MIS 111 a lii It \0111,..111 , r1 al Il c ail lor dui for pku-titing iii' IMES I iii4.llg6l ...0. I /111114 111) , V I , 1:111 (hi rc, 1%11.11 hap+, awl all I 'pa loa , ‘va. "1/11, I Kent as‘al mood I mill, ekclir , ,,ll I like it 111 e 1,111 1/11/le. I like 1110.,• 1111'1. .111 ,I'l. , 111 !zither had. I Isitett %%hut ‘v7e , , II thew The% %%ere Mr 11,114 41/111 01 11. WC 1111 rte wll. 1% lien t• :u,' I'lalnh nh,ut hI thee.' It In ,•torniolgoitipwle iwz the pottier ,If' , l' l , plea-qtrit,silic,lsing ill 111 IN 14.'11,111 li, e 11.•11 one go op their; hut the nnll efflionotiplaee COI Jul ul ~ .eenig people to I'lll'4 ol nea - .1 little domestic st Paris. Iln lance it B was anal' on official di when 14111, to run nrnma &1•111 1 /1 Il 111 thtrh, provht snourtied three week,' at the lw.er Rut sudden] turned, was hindli revel nail inorilered on the 111101 rnilian. Bow to Lode. flunbanil No. 2 to the river in a ,auk ; I pled it•over the self dragged after it title hfailanie B sewn the sack to his Ho: titles, and she went ten (lay with another friend. —Two young Italie house in town the oth heard singing as follow "Oh foc,a man I t/li for a Oh for a man= Before they**,olifit g two voting bloods (mho( "Oh for a gal Oh for a gal I Oh for a gal—lr of —A roil ple of fell pretty thoroughly sof whisky got into the floundering about for one of them maid--"J another house—this ho OE