The Democratic Watchman, It E 1, L 0 E, PA 1 . 1 , 1 - 4)i (ho Ncw lea Sunday' Courier./ BALLAD OF KING CALABASH lIY 7110 , 11,1 . UL YY I.Nril I•. 1 41 ,0 tort 1111411 e of Cartibits SiliomllAditliot 11 as King, I If things thltt then tint 4.0111+ to pass ID or yv the poet sing A wonderomt I ing g t 4 ( . .11Z11`. 0 h . , - kkid mighty th ,1111te YI)11111 , li lon V. •?IC AN Willa In' didn't. haft Iu inal,lntrap Itlacahlttet, Moro irni.l.4ll Wine 00111,1 be, For not u man UIItI it had An olowo Ilion` brains than hr toil for Ine,urei and such, tll,l nteely pn.tlug atation Ile filled them up, lino, with his own Anal then the antecti'm rclutit,us. 1.8 lie warn Incur King. ;It. Pant In• mtladied a <•ll, say 4, I,kr >ow own km proN youi r.•nu in 11411,1 !tut having In n snug thtng gt , t , Alt km that la, e,411,i 11, tonna thele attn 8 thrra.nnd ti ottlees Ile rient him North. lie rent him Smith Iln w•nl him Went. and Fm.t, nilvertikeil In imlimalx twain— Ice ut Icuxlt Hun nil afire ever gave 111111 drinks, Seoehroi and plea ...Lot things, , slioitld W 111 0 ,10141 gain 1111' quill pro cr., For ill' Mina oftt rings. /1. 4 44144111 4 41 'dill '1 j l /TIIIIILI till.— .. The to r• reign, rhithtor to ono driuk of tiatdflo-e - : 4;4'4.41- 444 By a 0.411 4 rn [tin no, 42.114 " 111 , many Ire nil+ their ill, At Innen, unar ..tr0a....1 their 1.101,14, Ind mere rt nart4e , l, one I.y „m, With fat and et.ay ' I he 1111111 VlllO 11011011. lii' 1(.311 of Wood • V.'lieu no 0111. 01,40 14 1 11 . 111.1 buy it , The 1111111 who treated Imp for heel, lire rook 1113 L hll ped to try It 1111111 W)1 , 1 MIL& tu. timforin, And Nave• him ere,lit46erefor , the 1111111 Vlllll lent trim slitllingt.,llllil Ne'er tutked the a try and .11err;ore The toun %Ito AR•red him It ride• Whet, he on foot tai .treulted it, 11,111 a Lt, 1•10wod III" 110, 1 0 (011011 tight Itut not the non .110 IIAVILIied Ihere wire gii en ■m{nr-plum, From itevontle -- V. le hi mou.moill pinto 1:111cod— o cu4toin 11.... 4p4 (Ole How He Earned a Wife And,. you mount to 'tour) lily daugh ter, )ouog num," stud furruer rernong 104 rirm-.from Im mouth and looking at, Lilo ,!,ouog fellow Khurply from lo•ad to t.. Despite tits rather etrNmtlate air, Whirl) Vo-44it 11/11.111iV tlu rr.t.alt of Ilk Pdtlrati , ll. !IL.(,AU %WS It tio-tuuk. p ing ft•lho.v, and nut ria)N eci frKra ; but he color4.(1 conftvaql that sharp, -crutin./.. hr.?, •''Ses, ~1 , ,,1:,• to \li•+ IlnrY 1,1 vvening and .h•• tod no to you The old loun'A fueo ,nctonod. " girl, a )1 , •:1' I, Mtl l, hlll4 111, ‘l , llll illollgllttlll 1111111 , 1 yr 1111,1411111 illIl di) ' %maite4 man rather at this alii opt inguir3 nif for I.r lit% alnUti t. a Hifi . , lean 11--114- ~ 1 know are a rich man, 1.01.0, t ai l I .ii. jot grantel that you lily Ito ut.arry %uu, out pair Vilna gum note.. can you give nie in y ail. It l.uni t he•NVOlit. away -114 It tg, in thiel%ll.l , t of ua%t.uv e%—that tau could pro ide for her hum, Yoti ha..• hand% aryl brain , % tow fiow to 11 4 0 then' I A'4lllll ni-k ti.ll,kt y ur ypti l'hi. was a stria ,if ittatiiai/1111 4 for which Lilt,. Was qilltii hr el»ue d tillllittly at till. T1,111411'1 . with nit prIkALITI';, belie%ti you iiiiit.age , l to get throtittli %on any profes,inii. '" No ; I thought"-- 4 •allitye %on Any trade ' "No ktr; ; tnN; nailer th,tl4lit tll.t with the %...alti; 1 •Luuld ra I v,..uld nat u...•d MIN Your i.ttle I tie oi.ht like a m o l, He'd mie Ii hi•ti4.l Have givcii you 1,4110 honest erelputlost anti put ?.ou off wall out - It 'night, have been the T o u kuiv . d Ncoll It r, ohut are you tit for 1101 e ) , 5I Hr.', a •tr.dig,at,', , , IPA 11•11 m.ut, t I \ or , (,1 , 1, and never earned a dollar ill ) , .‘hr hto You ought to be 11-111110,1 of your , elf 1 ' Alter af w v I•Jorolo puff., at Ii 111 iii, ,11t1 “And you moult to stern ' "New I've 1, , ,d v•di M lv :z , e , l ud vnntiges for leioning, a• arrk ctrl in town, and -he thrown nwilv, , hut if she didn't know howl to work, -he'd be no rlatti4litor of mine If I 1110,1,, 1, more than one ser vant, but 1 c10n.',4 nomore than I choose that my daughter should be it pule, pfritie+s er . ra Dirt., vspepsia and all manlier of fine-larly. mlmrnt,s, instead •)f the rrnlllug bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked lass she Is I diA say she should marry no hid that had been cursed with it rich Lather , but she's taken a foolish liking IL, ye, owl au I'll tell you what I'll do • G1,, b 40 work and prole yourself In corns ooetipattop, I don't earn what, so it be honest ; then come to Ille, and, if the girl is Willing. ••10 , is your,." As the old 1111111 ,1111 th ix, he shook the ashes out of hi, pipe, tucked it. into his vest picket, and went into the loam, Pretty Mary Blufkin.,l waiting to see her lover down at the garden g•ate, their usual trysting place. The smiling light fades t from her eyes as she noticed his sober, discomfited look "Father ;moms well," 511., !Old, ens Luke told her the result of his .4tpplien lion. "And Pin not sure but what lie is right," she resumed, after a thought ful pause ; "for it seems to me that every mail, be he rich or poor, ought to havo softie occupation." Then, as she noticed for lover's grave look she added softly : "Never mind Luke, I'll wait for you." * # # A * * Luke Jordan suddenly disappeared from hi* accustomed haunts, Much to the surprise of his gay ansoelate*; but ho earned with him in his exile those r►Qrds, which were n tower of strength to hie soul, "i'll wait for you Luke." • * * * w * * One plen , nit. sunshiny morning, late in Oetoixw, as farmil. Blufkins was 9/4? prOpiling uptllll grllpP vine in the front neatinoking tart 111 . 0V011 . 11, tram \\lt i eit Lake Jordon alighted with a It gnielt, elastle spring quite in contrast with Ms feditner easy-, leisurely move ment,. , , . , "Good mornfin i Mt . Blufkifit,l,:'.l ir Mkt...tool y la. oIY „; pled to buy 'tome butter tub.; Ifirld WI laktrolt Vlitink I liax,,c sorrto that it Fit 0 . 0 . , f • 4), "whpso IA A tb q 7" si WV , I the old Ti ad., ft 0 mpg - 'the' gMe, 'is 1,,t ,, ,, , (1 Ity4he wagon, "Mille, .roplitml bike, with on a ir of pardonable pride ; "and I challenge any cooper in the State to beat thew Air. Mak ins examined them critical , - ly, one by one. "They II do," he ~ .aid coolly, t lic H, deism tho last of tho lot. "What'll you tid‘e fue' tbi‘m '," "What I asked you for six months age to -day, sir—your daughter," replied Luke. rogniqh twinkle in the oil Mllll'l.l eyi‘, hrondened into It snide uv lip , 't Vole% e got the tnetni in you after ill Como in, lad, e mir. in ; I shouldn't won der if we made a 'trade." Nothing loth, Luke obeyed "Molly," bawled Mr. Making, thrus ting his head in at the kitchen door. `Afolly tripped out into theentrv. Tho round white unit were bared above the elbows, and bore traces of the flour slit Ind been sifted ller dress was a neat gingham, over which was tied a blue cheek apron, but she looked win ning and lovely, etv she always did, where\ er found She bltethed and smiled %Olen she taw Luke, tad then turninz her eye., upon her lather, waited dutifully to hear what he had to tiny The old man re},mrded big datughtor quiz7ically for It moment, aunt then ,aid tin. young man (maylinto you have seCTI him twfore) has brought me a lot. of tuba and barrels, all of hut own make—a right good article, too. Ile ioka a right Fteep price for 'em hut if at are Willing to g ive it, well itilegoo , l tut bark ye, daughter, whatever bar gain you :nuke your old father will rat ify." At Mr Blufttim, inlet thin, he tonaiit eratel •tepped out of the room, and we will follow tilt example. lint the kind of bargain the young people mule tun readily be imaginal ti the ,pectic wed ding which followed Luke Jordan turned Ilk idtention to the Rtudv of niedwine, of which profes -111. fn . ( :11110n OSlthil and influential Member, but et ery year, on the um»- verAnry et hi. marriage, hr de lighted 111.1 With- FOllle .peennen of the I)ol4n:raft, lov which he won what he declares to be tin, lot anti denro..t wire in the world A ('our 0:111V or WA.,III.VOTON rrT -ALP/ C.lptain John Webster,' who has reached the advanced are of one hundred and tour years, watt born Oi -1 /11111,n, if, I iftrt, and came to this (mutt ( II "I (amt after hi , arm al he II As tismrent iee 1 in Georgetown to the linnl 1d N 111110 Crahlreo, ship owners handlers. After rerving Los tune ho herattie captain of at vl'-tttel, and fol loued the sea for Clay Ise Sears. Ile t% a% a Itoolniate of both John and ie. We-let, and their ft tend for year , , I. a strict lollQwer ot'lVemley and s~lon6, of 111111 with the greate , t atle , llllll. la% lug /.01111. 1111,4111eSS with the Mindy Ito Is troting, I called to see him, and to answer to me clone to the door !outsell 11114 icing the ftt,t tone I liud ea-en blot 1111a:111V lily blitThrm. when Ile 11. l ite,1 to my ques titm •‘ how old arevon?" One loin tired /111.1 heir year , Ile must have notic e d the rarati,le look my lace bore, for 14101111 g Ile 4:1111 "1 11:1,,\ 1. my proofs In 111,111, and %dote " It t.ceined to the (1, 11•41111110 1111,1 green up it,lead, mid tor 1.,11111' tiiinntea I rookd do no tio , re than stare the old matt In the face and 11111(01 iaeelt., "Colt it. he ?" Said he kti, w Daniel tVele , ter well; was very intintatt with hint ; having stalked ;trial in arta with hnn minty tt tone ; have eons el see wail Waehington tone and again Illy wile (hid tine real , 11.4.,, aged nine! (milt yea re.reify elde , t ()VIII . -I'l c,1% (wir years old, and 1 1111‘e ,/111.11:1,Iffilt,•1* living 111 they eity i;ler The old gentleman vs In e vellent spirits, and does MA, 4111117(1, ;ire 01 en:11 1 , :raf , ..11. Ile hall 111 , eeeolel eight, and (••111 1 wid writing Il tire Iv written, 011 welt 11 , the papers, It, idiom the ant, of spectacles 1111 home Is at the Saalort, Song llarh, r, lilllll Which plum e lie come 4 unattend ell to ‘e-il his tin ill" 111 the Clh h.IIC seen (lug old man aril talk with him seems to give one a new 11.11141. till -to till 11111' with 11111011' purposes --to that end may he Itke• bl e tolloner of the Ntio•icr give, all the ia,iiiient4 hen late-i %ears. lin would like to nee• hie old landmark that will roan /lame panned away he extenda a cordial iniriation to %ont him at 111(` Snug Harbor, Siaien riih---,ti,,doix . ,Ihnruzcar. REIATI , V4 tIV IILARLeI kVI) EI Es. -- There is an intimate connection be. tureen the 'tellies and inuscles nt the face and eye'', 'mil allowing the heard togrow strengthens the eyes. It is laud that surgeons in the French army have proved by expel 'menu; in Africa, that soldiers wearing their beards are much lens liable to disease of the eye, and it is generally conceded that if the custom is to wear the heard, the eye retains its lustre and brilliatig . nitieh longer. Houthener mcm•d to Vermont reeegtly, and soon . hiterwards ins tinnily %val. increased by the additlbn of a "nu ti‘ o Verllion ter. " Iles oldest son, ahoy of about four years, was at first delight ed with his little brother, nut after a few weeks began to tire or his crying, and got a little jealous from faueied ne glect. One day he climed up into his father's ism and naked him, "Papa, which do you like be.,t, mo or baby 9" The father, thinlpiig to please the little prattler, answered that he liked him the peat. After a serious thought, the shrewd youth said. "Pa, I know why you like me the best." "Why asked the father. "It's became I'm a Southern man and baby is a Yindcee." Tho English Pharmacy Act The new Pharmacy Act, which tread into upt , ration in England at the con- I ineueoinent of this year, pririfles that I uo pfron eau confluence 'nities/las cheitiltu and druggist in Cv.eat I itaitl r, ffigunitteing rtgUflered fib Buell ittier I extulduati.int Twci grades in tilt pro lefition are ocualAi4c , l, to wO: " T mertirtiggist,l" end "plitufthacetlitical elieffiikt. - To obtain the /411bOtidinatC Mff=l nary to, pass a minor exionination in prescriptions, practical dispensing of medicine, pharmacy, imiteriamediett, bohitly and chemistry. The candidate must be able to read prescriptions tt out lorowiatiun, translate thew into Etigish, and give both a literal and idiomatic rendering of Latin directions lbir Ion!. lie must also possess a kii l• edge of the el cm entstrystrueture + aid:tilts, their names, the order to which they belom+, and the preparatioiis into ti loch they enter. In the more extended C.K• A Remarkable Encounter, animation, which confers the higher ti- tic of pharmacentienl chemist, with ex- A remarkable story comes from Ito emption from Bert log ( - injuries ; the cam ilega Pay, California, of a terillie b ittle ibilate, in addition to the above tel4P, IiONVCCII a sperm whale and a number must translate English prescriptions, of swordfish, which resulted in the de into Latin, detect errors in Latin pre feat of the whale. The light wits wit seriptions, know,n hen a doi4is unumn- newel by a farmer ploughing in a field al be be aeiplainted %vital the means near the coast only a few miles north of &tee(g poisons and the antidotes I 0 1 . th e < , (hdd e a G a te: , Th e seaNN as to be ON en, be able to d i stinguish spuri smooth, and the first indication of the t Ais from genuine drugs, and show a paiiiiet tins IL COlll/1106011 us the water familiarity with the laws of chemical nearly a mile from shore, but us the combination, and both the I.innean and com b atants rap idly a pp roac h e d t h e the Natural system 01 Wan! , html t heir moNements become dist meth visible. The swordfish were tii ein 1111111 he • the it (talc though da+plaN nig great r f activue, N%llB till match for (he'll. hi making their thrusts info the side of the %% hale the swordfish kept clear of his tail, one blow trout NS 111e11 W,,111 , 1 11/I%e ,esn tatal to either of than. With maddened fury, the whale strlrrk right and left, then dived to escape his tormentors; but they followed quickly, and coon brought hint to the surface.-- Mood it as seen spa ling from deep gash es i ns.hts sides. The contest lasted newly one hour, when the whale with a mighty erfort, flung himself upon some low rocks and soon dual. Many 1 persons from the neighboring t Wag(' al Petchinut went out to view the carcass. It WRY fifty or sixty leet in length. and there were gashes two 'eel lee!, and six feet liingiii bus sides. Adventures of an English Bigamist Perhaps Non may remember that Sir Eardlei C. Eardley viaw convicted not long ago of bigamy, and sentenced to , eighteen montlti w itaprisimment. One of these ladies nlioni lie beguiled into a false marriage p as an American I 11.111 sorry to say that the ra , eal bas been released from prison by order ill the flume Secretary, of eointe long be fore the ex piration of his sentence It I.‘ n seanilitlous hint the rail liazdtr has dune good . err% ive in callin , attention to it Sir Lardley 4 . . Eartilek was, it app( ars, pining it, pets on—poor injured IIIII(leellt It e ns necessary that he should g 0 abroad order to preset ve his precious health, oral have [modal opportunity at rem during, liimiudt eligible for tramporta tam. II is fading health, lniweser, might not alone have procured his re lease from prison, but lie happens to be near relat:ve tit the present First 1,4•01 or the ldrutralty, Mr. Childers, 01,1. tit MI. (111111'4011e ' n principal cob league.. The "sere%% %as applied to another or the Mitostr), and the felon as let loose attain anon society. You 101111/lain tlt V 51111(11 1 , 111111• 111115 ar e a lloned to evade ul ,jostle' Nen York, hot 1 dei s t %011 to produce ft more YlllllllOlll example than this. There nits uu circionstaffic in Sir F:ardley's riles %%loch entitled him to nn rev - -lie Wit , as de liberate a bigamist itm.Ner and, a. the Ad/ .1(1111 "eelltellee U us regarded as a light one those 51 110 It/lit/eked the of the case, and e-pecially those 51ho belies ed that ou that 04— (1151011 Sir tiled itle 111. , first offence There is no ;mining %rower, Iles 11tol ell trapped. Yet, because hr is the rela ti‘e of a C.thinet Ministei tor a. hat ether cause w there? -he is lils rated Irnmprl (on II hen Il -s than three months of his sentence had expired The titian IS now 5111,5 mg Inniselt all around London, and had the impudence thi other day to pre-ent himself at it club. lie seems to he far from having any 11l tention ill going abroad. "(IC (.purse: 1114 the Pall Mull suggests, "it may be that the inteiesting ciutmlnl is only naitinz to redeem his promise of de parto re 1111111 he is married J l'h nsam " n I trii.t, be some niquiry made into this unpaidonable exercise 01 official clemency. Some one probably "ask ipie-tion" tin the House Of and Mr. Bruce 14111 have the opportunity of explaining the rea. , on why ri ler lenient sentence MIA remitted. the ease can never bf• of cd to ri fie:e it is. A'. V. Tun 1 ~ What's the Matter With Business? A IT. S. greet/hack isLet i r tlian S. bond. 'hie gie , •ifbael, 1- a 1,1,, dilcsa'r .1411.111 , t1 . ‘ Ve I.lle the 11 1 :11 1 1 1` 11.1,1 , 111, I nl/h, r Oil' Cllllllllllllll% I{ l llll 1110/ .11:1111' 111111111:1111 , '1 1 , 1 IC - 4 1111 1 :11 : 1.. t - , 1111 . 1 . . of I.lll' 111111 . 111111:1 W ll I iic tin, 111:LII t.;, 1 , 101.1- :11 , 11 too few IT S. greenbacl.. , - "that • it Lit s the matter." The pc,,ple ate Iti,t& I doiin UItII taxes to pay the interest on Mat, 1r 1 1 411111 H: 1111.1 c om i c . quently there in not nrtetlev en o ugh afloat to 111v:4 01111 V on 4, and pay taxes too. Matters are atters are whi to it gnerat "smash up,'' tinlesslVVlle policy is adopted by which we can roan, to specie payments, which might leilecotti pindied it art exlingutidtinetit ~f the Immix ait Ii t lr ii itGael.s. The accumu lation Or ,lievie in the 'Treasury would then bring the currency to par by re deeming it with com, and its the gieen bitekm accumulate iti the hand,. of the GovertiNenk , etteivglt can lie deitroyed every year to get quietly hack to where the people desire to be—ant of debt.— Nt (,'antic Gazette and //camel al. paper conclutho an torini thin with 01W - following fearful throat, to non-paying sulmeribers : “We mean what we qay, and we ioNure you, that if you have any di Hire ~u ace nur pa 114'r tit, You must pay Wll4 you owwor be fortrvt r smothered in brimstone I" A century p is in flower in Rochester N. Y. T e bud broke and allowed itself on the 15th of' April, and on the Bth inst., it was 11,11 r feet, eight inches high, growing from throe to four inches a day ,n straight stem,stiating from the centre of the plant, front four to 11 ve inches in diameter. It is attracting great attention. YOUR NOUSE Be tulle to yourself nt tin t voung m 111— Re true to yournelt end trod , Ere you build yottr bonne loin I. oil! the mind— Tent troll the ground, Mid to itd 1,01 /JO/ ,on the ettild of the nltaKing sod. Digystll4 the fonntlntion deer, young mum, Plata firmly the outer 'soli; lot the tu opt be strong, stet the roof be high, Luke 104 open turret townni tho • Tfiret twit whiolh heavenly tieltS 111.Iy Letit itlio the room of your ,out, young ' Wlulu shted,utm 4hnll honk Id A ohomber n !di never it rooi or tlottoll To hinder the light—or door oi lati•fi To shut in tho prit)ol: Build slow 'and , nrc; for lif•, yeeng A life that oinlirep the brnnth , For who shall gnlnsity the I foly Went ' "noir not kw follow them," smell the '"flierefri there is no <lent iiHu fleop, and high, Rod brend, voong man, An the nefultul care delllfindm , Lit your little deecill be clear and bright 'rill you enter your claim to the Lot il 01 Light ' FOl 111, 11,1,e it Made it Ith /1/lIIIk .. What it is to be an Editor It is to in' a mirror, to give reflections of the totter world to your leaders, and to recci‘e reflections ut all uneompli ment:try sorts from them. It is to cat er to their amusement, minister to their consolation, inti wry their curiosity , gran. fv their tastes for the mar% clous. teach thein ' and politics, form their setitiments.leol them to wisdom tool toll% s war , , shun them each others record. good deeds, publish their in comes. advertise their 111% elltelfo, gunk them iii “nitli, tell their Ingots enemies when they marry, and writ, their epitaphs. It is to make small men great and great men small, to build lip tool lull down, to paint eve,ry den ' s picture on the N111%10414 01 the "present, and t.lie thr figures are searee, to pr, duce the Ita.a It is to be ativlstdC , , ervant, and c‘cry body ' s ina-ter. It is to wield it mighty power and Is• der Its 1•011trIll. It is to 'hake the Itelie%, a hat toil please. 10111 10 10t1 . 1000.• tile I , IIIIIP pro ilcgc It k tuCtiialte and unmake calumets, tut ~ t•rre prewnletitsi, to false 1111111( ,, , levy taxes. to tight bottles, make trey 1111101 IF, manage t ' , nett tic toms, pardon awl, ondeton liaitort., and inn gut‘eritnient ;leiter:ilk. It is tut work harder, more hours in n .1,i% with less recreation, lesjo sleep and poorer ay, than any or llteir fellow mortals. It is to lw Luny when their neighbors ore idle, busier alien the% sleep, and busiest when they me 101)01111g 11 t.!0011 (11110. It is to he PlWltylt under aln ens ill alains ' •4 etting up ' alien others are lying down, and al %%a) s char italtly "ulistribtititn:, - the rc,iilt of your' daily labor. It kto ha% e your opinions always put to " proof "' and seldom into practice. It r- to ad% ertise other pro plc ' s wants, wishes and wares, to an 'wince facilities for plea-ire, to herald • the approach of disease and the inven 11011 MI the risen tar 0100/, to make known who has been robbed aml w here, of haw much, who is the rolthei, his personal history, Ilk , trial, sentencty, to l its ext cotton It is to receoe wire holt. and MAP, it, lie shown ii aural cut lostio, and to describe them, to be I 10,1% ‘\ lit re at all t to be able L. 1110011,r ill .1,1, , ti0n, 110 all sulyrrta It 1, to p u hl iJulnit h re ntinivtit for I one, t,,,) wart' politics for another, too little for all, It is toinake a /hit. ell 101011110 e 10 0111.. Itrend , Mel to be 1111. , 10 .1 1 . 0110 b, a 0.21 N leely V.IIO ehitoses to 1•011,/der If it is tti belabor tune biother editor Aor,-,4 tire WON Olt parer, ly when you meet. It 11 to publish a paper , fyr a dollar in ad‘auce that , o-ts two, 11l wait for tour pin limit a col lector has gotten 50 per cent. htrgettim , it, and to make a It ving by the operation. It is to take complimentary tickets to ' everything, arid pay them in notices. It is to lit hired by friends suggesting how von should carry On your business, mid bullied by those whom von have hit in vulnerable spots. It iv to win ! every libel suit conimeneed against you, and t. lose money on your publishing that which you sit up nights aid' ajob press to ixtrn. It it i , a life of mingled with good and ill, trial sold triumph, utter tailing toil and irever-begimon , felicity, wheiein you work out your al: lotted trine with the " devil " always at t you r elbow calling for the soh, cu d vi j this lite—a little inure Succmsrut.,—:)lnfo tho adoption -of the free *eat system in the First Presby terian church hi Cincinnati, Ohio, noire money has been raised thitn tinder the grow System, and tho congregation has increased. syeumoro tree in Belmont, Me., , mensures.forty feet two inehns in eir cuinfurenee. TIIO trunk is hollow, and will conatortatily. contain twenty men. The trreprosaible Darkie Raising a New Commotion. llur philmithropic Hadieal rulers are anxious and determined to settle the vexed que ion of tfeZro equality, lune introduced negro suffrage ut the Bout h em States etrong arm of mill tali) pourer, and nnorcoveo, placed in many of the 'principal offices in the Itevenue department itt. that quarter, fall blooded fluflbre. Further,at Wrusli ington several l'ongoes have been given clerkship. , while lieneral Grant, to signalize his administration, has sent aliroad to represent our- nation at Tor sign courts two 01 the same breed and color. All this ought to satisfy the most exim,ting negrophologist. Not they demand that Mambo beinducted into the liiiverninent printitv), and force the white mechanics employ ed therein to recognize him as a fellow craftsman. All this is part of it subtle design cm:tit:ding from the brain of \Venda!' Philip., who hopes by such TIMMS In break down the prejudice of race. 'dint licrC is just where resist ance w ill shim itself. True it is that most of the employees at the (iovern• meat printing, oilier have been selected on account of their ,Itailicalism, neVer theless, the thettry and practice of ne gro e piality are widely at variance. This stop to force Sands, in even alining these white Radical compositors has re-clued in raising a breeze. The Ty pogiaphical has haul the ques tion lictore it iihether the negro should he admitted to membership, and it pal 1,, a stormy debi l ite. The tilie.tion re , Main , undecided. In the tileßtitime Radical Htiperititentlent Clapp avows Ili 11.1vrtiiiitati..11 to keep the darks', aro the white coin. positors w 111 rouse to work with him. Ilium, mat he, will order lip the to to quell the new rebellion up met negro egliality, lie .1111 it in the South why shouldn't he try it nn iu Washing,- tn 't—E.rrh (owe. The Moving of the Waters. Curses both loud and deep are heard the nOllOlll vamp agaios l / 4 ,the present adininistrat ion. The Chicago Tr ilorn , , the leinlom radical organ of the West, pronotinces t lie 'tilt') iniQtration a failure, and calls for an I:mileilinte change in the Cabinet, which it says lacks the el. cnients statesnianqliip. The New York I leo aid pronounces the Itepubli can party the most corrupt political iirgatii7ation that ever disgraced this country. The New York Sun prof he cues the speedy breaking up of the'rot• ten radical concern. Other Itepubli• rail pipers o p,re speaking out pretty 1,01,11 v, and 111 It :winner which seems to indicate that they have broken loose Intnn party discipline. Soule 01, those who lade been comddertsl leaders in the rad:ral i•.I Hip are 2rowlito4 and cur-mg about the 1..3V the adininistra• Linn is conducting attain , . Sprague, of Ilhoile Island, threatens desertion, and Ross, Of Kansas, blindly told the great .•go 'to hell. — These facts signitu alit. v wlow Opus that the great party of "progress and moral ideas Is diNided 'flie haired %%lilt It sonic of Its leaders bear towards each other Is glyAller tht' they lief tsnard-.4 their common enemy --the Deno,cratic party. 'They cannot longer be held together men I.:. —the ruhrsne vo‘or ol public itinpol••;." The wiglis of the titinn art lad;Ue liar reUuu 111 die DClllO47lllll' pull' to ro‘,er The prn ple Ibc United State- ott4 sve the of poglotA committing the Gov eminent into lietlioetkit le hymn The Republican Hilt‘ lulls been "weighed ui tlo leilatice, f ll ‘avo l l wanting — in slat( -man-halo, m'llonesty, ill morality, In 4.0011..111y, (Old na every thing that ought to glo4titogaish the peat rttitag party of it emintry Itke ours. There are thunvuuls 411 honest men 11111 hale hitherto acted ‘sith the Iteptibliciiii party. f r o m wh o t, e e y es th e scales are falling. They begin to see 1101 toreulve what the policy ut that party is. Men who I.,‘c their comm.). who cherish the 14'111(.11.* of roto,titit. tumid liberty upon wli,, h pnr govern ment to founded, lan uo longer act ith that party The Ityptililniin par te gll down,as itS I n ldeccssors - the Tore party of the Itevolution, the Federaliats of the early days of the republic, the \Vhigs and Know Noth m.,,, nt It Intl t WO. —CS lit dOW 11. It sill be )111,r, II 111 111111 for the rnnnd :to I 'I, has rind ~ Milli,' Will i ', ei v.vv.l a nor. Lrnc duns //1/.1//:/.. A singular rat story conies limn lowa. 'lwo men wete working a mine, One of them, dna n lire e haft, and the other one attending the won lass above, The matt aboie was Just on the point of going down himself; when it 'large eat rattle running towards liiimand, go rug to the mouth of the shaft, gave an earthly squill!, and vanished. This was repeated three times. Thinking the animal mad, the Wan Calif,' to his etettrinton to eittne out, tthen they gave eliase to the rat For some time the nu ti eluted her, but were. unable to catch her, and returned to their wo-4. tl n enti rig the shaft again, what was their astonishment to find that the earth had fallen in, completely tilling up the shaft. Had not the mi ner come up just us he s did, he would certainly have met with a terribledeath. —All Ittlllriing incident ocenrred a few linys since at one of the Philadel phia restenratts ? witero It 114 customary to set out a 111116, about eleven o'clock. A gentleman was observed carefully delving to the bottom of his dish of soup, in search of some dark colored ob ject that seemed to elude his search. Ho llnnll succileded in raising it 9,n his spoon, which lie extended to the waiter, with the enquiry of what it 'was. • "That," CePliod the liktiq of,tht white apron, giving the object a casual glance, "why that'll a roach l" Th. coolimim of this reply was inimi table, and the sling (void with which the discovery was received by the waiter, is though it were a cuitomary niTair, pro duced comdderable excitement about that particular lunch table. This, That and the Other —A hen bythiy in a roontcr by n i g h :, --Cotton clothing Will not burn with a ilanio rinned in nluni water A handful of alum ton tith of water ix uf_ !Hunt. —A drink o u tdo of twridnidrinio n ‘f ul of finely Pulverized elinrconl, in n nim bler of waiter in buid to relieve n hendar —A 'bachelor editor who had a proly unmarried sister, lately wrote to an e nt:, editor simularly cireuirititnead,'ll, :if „ exchange !" —A laiy and girl and their iactlc4 were stitlocatcd to death inn 11111,1 tih ut ligchester the otl er day, as end went down to recite the other. —A eolored gontlernan of Memphi. the other•day, set his (logs on n eo w 'oozing to another qentlenutu of colo r ., whereupon tlut later shot the fornu, (lead. priNoner in tho Kingi N Y penitentiary sali that the presented by Evangelical societic, lir. used ni shaving paper in the b,1„ 7 . shop. —ltro,di., military maTor at N,rfalt , Vll , during Ow war, way krribly hided there the other d a y by a whose'charneter hn hell bin &ring. —A 3owivli svns'•nquo iv 61111,1anz wlich will co.vt a quarter of it milllnn dollars, and it in the hands of people 411 rich that tho, will 1104 be Forry if the ultimate (c.t twice KS 111111_11. —Tim New lean i Tlllll9 Ihll, there ii nothing reinarkahle in the he of the piling WOlllllll in I)eu \I1,11)/ WY, apprenticing herself to R Ii considering woman's proxertial for soft Folder " — . Wilder, the ne. 4 ro wh,)111 pl pointed po.tnia.ter had for his (.0 npetitorl). A Moon., al -Federal (' dni n , ilki•Tvil army in the Pp f 2; of 1 ;l , 6 0n1.(1 years, and loot a eg. --Therri is nothing liko iitickint; to one briinch Of litisity , s, however small A ttinti hits piddled pop-c•irn en ito Fitchburg, !illlOl road tilt he i., xau upward, , °lit hundred thousand dollar., mid he Ftlll keeps on. said a young hopeful other day "dal .11t. I hear you hat t wanted a eider press ?" "Yes, illy non ; where can I get i ' the Forest. "Why you jot ty Juke Stoke. It, the way ho hugged sister Sal the th 'night out br the gate, I should think might be about the thing you whiff, Sal suddenly left to sea the think• the kitchen, and the old gent recoil. t ,, i that he had not "sen to the puce fence that neighbor Jone,' critter, 1)rok , down the ether day." —An able bodied_ negro died ut vation at Cc,lnintoth, Ga., reevall, OW 111 , 111 VA 'llol{6llg thnt. •tarved rather than work Oh, Ito Itou ‘vherof,,re art Ii I tom" , Thou th,,t2 lit 1101114.-o The habl) Atpialliwz for An elllitetiti nurse uoe 10 It% 11111111bil SI, 1tm.14.0, rr•u,r• the 11.15 to Hunm-, And hr , • OW 11 , II dole to Lid Ifs 1) ,, y eolll , ' blua ME The Senate', It 60,1 1111 , 1 I•oilltitr‘ forlf.ril Burn.l,l,•'. . o , wiird, :ld A bbot 1 Wing , , //I , W 'etri up, tip, t, Lulu 1111101 10.111,, And OW (1111111 R W.• tind not Nl.` 113%1' 11,4,, Rut roily Wr,b, kw Nr lOLVe of 140 . 1i0.r thin 1{ , 11,1 Id till. '•/,./atte)ll, Pelle.' with th.• joy it 1,r01t7- PO I • of I . II I -- I lid, If (;..i Iti ' n11(1111!11 111,1‘VOM on JJnndut, remarked pliblich had read the wiir-apeeeli of „ uut Sumner and re-read it and then 1,1. the third lour, arid lie thought uuderido. 41 the A lahainit lion N , ..w let John Bull 1,,•110a ,it (lure I CrA !TER.-0 A PERM V EliStt.l I; 111 P 1.104 104 —4l KlLitex:gliper and 'l' ine,nsed nt th.l rharto Ihnt tho ~taring; II an.' fkrottn,l tio• rtnuAciiii4l,l creatturt.,, tlott Ilvit portion of i•ri•iit nig kin', 11111L+ puy I.f the po.•111114 lit 1111, ora 1 , 11.11'4) I=l 1, 11111,111 Smalling 40 144 , 1•1 tin llp the long aisle Tripping no nently, , tem yhig bonnets, Envying lam , • Nobblng et neiglibera, Peering in Wes, Whhpering softly. Heeding no Sermon, Wiant they go there for Hard to determine, • tin all nroond them, Cluing benolnsnly. Wholly unconseloun. Singing divinely. Proxy dianoiarning, Don't mutt their whams , Pialn they assemble Just for the "him, " A !tidy reached the passenger der' in Dayton, Ohio, the other dat a just te the train she intended to take site lea , ing, and as she stood, altnost ening with N. exation, on the platform, a ger tlemaii arrived at the depot us 110! run, with his carpet-bag his band, his coat - on his arm, and his face stream itig with respiration. As ho looked on the train, now fast moving away Ise sat down upon him carpet bag, w! l° l bin face addkveiy deliberately and ern phatically said: "D—n that train! The lady heard him, and smiling spy", hint with ft lady's 'sueetness, "Charitc you, sir." —A clergyman once asked Jainesjfar per what ho did, adding : know thst Mr. John Harper attends to the Loi re:3s j Mr, Woeley Harper looks after the literary corriispondenee ; Mr. yto,tch er Harper receives authors and looks 1f• ter new books and the magazines —but you, Mr. Mayor, I have never tieen abk to discover whet you do." "I tell P l ' , answered the Mayor, in a whisper' ',but you must not kt it out ; I entertain tie' bores." 2
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