INFORMATION UNDER DIF• FICULTIES- 1 • --db : 'moan, (burrielly), I say, Vat 4i, you see that hare pass this wny? Toll me buick." - Pat, (leaning on his pick), "Sure now, and was the endure ye speak .of, a long-legged, gray Baste ?" S. "Yes, yes, s lid you see him ?" I'. `tAn' bad he two great, tonna .eyes a starin' wide open r' S. Of course. Tell me, tiniek, where did you see him r Pe Sure now, and hail the mauve big cars atop of his head ?" "Certainly you fool where do you suppose his ear.; oulil be ? Virbioh way did be run 7- P. "Och ewe an' Omni was the same murtherin baste, that neatly fright eised the wits out of Me And didn't he tape like a frog wid a sharp ;tick afther him' an' didn't he em-ry a wan hunch o' cotton wid him a bobbin' imp and down ivery Inpe he' made r B. "Yes, yes,—don't keep me waiting, Tell me quick !" P. "An' was theme tao yilping doga sttearin' either him like mad?" "How long ago did yea; see him ?" P. "An sh now and why wasn't ye afthcr aiin' me that same gnistion an hoar ago.' Sure, an' it was Pat lircilligan's own silt as saw the /pare Date, only last wake, and 8. "Confound your Ii ish picture," (flowing) 7 ?. "Well , Yens not • Inuoll of a giati l eman to thank a poor hard was lag Irishman in that way, for his valuable information." =I UNFORTUNATE CONII'I IMENt3.- It is related of a Parisian portrait pain ter that, having recent]) painted the portrait of a lady, aci itie, who had just dropped in to see what was gtilug on in the studio, exclaimed, It Is very nicely painted; but why did yen take such an ugly modell"— "It is my mothei;" calmly replied the artist." Oh, pardon a thousand times!" cried the critic in the great est confusion ;" you are , right— ( aught to have perceived it, she resembles you completely." JiIdIiWIRLINI CLERGYMAN applied to his diocesan for a li%ing. The Bishop promised him one, but al the clergy man was taking his leilve he ex pressed hopes hie lordship would not send him into the interior of the principality, as his wife could not %pen* welsh. "Your wife i sir:" said the Bishop," what has your Wife, to do with it? She does not preach, does atterrio, wry lord," said the parson," but s e lectures. '• FIFTY YICAIIIS. AGO AU old woman aimed /Wye, the wife of a Deal boatupia, *Labarge and kept the key ors Th.o : Theatre. The manager %Idling upon her preparatory to corn mewing the anneper season, vskd:" Whateara o(a !winter have you pass ed, Mrs. BroNsal" Dreadffill, air" she replied. "If • kind Providenoe had not sent us two or three wreck', 'I ain't know what would ha% e;become of no." In Chicago, hriabanda are said to be so fearful of divorce, that they add tto. their announces:Deutz of future samara de 4staers oPir. lase “*lfe peisintne C. R. GEARHART, INSTTRANCE AGENT. 3121.1 LDCA.I24- D. G. BUSH, Pr p'r ra - ima....,F'oN-rE4, PA. Thi% imge mid beautiful Now 110111 Is NOW OPEN for 11 HtwilllwiNtat (1 traVeling, public mita .murner ONE HUNDRED ROOMS 1,1,11 ane being furnished in elegant style. It Is conApillea to tits D t opt and Iv n•sehed without any extra espeuse or trottbk. 'lite table it 111 n!yrata Ist Inntiabed with the beet the isatitet *fiords, tron "•• blo or eNpenst• w ill be spared to make Its Ample stabling is proriaed, attended by careful and attentive ostlerg Tut . lit sit is a ti rte Sa) ing, that the good men do is often interred %ILI) their bones, v. hifr the evil which they do, ties after them. Our townsman Mr. 1). G. !lush, whom we hate long since tome to regard as irrepressible, has, as we are pleased to believe, OrNer• foibles, !haft fu the distribution of such things, fall to the lot of other men, and as a comae quell& lie has in his actions, but little to egree,m idle for evidences of ilia enterprise, his nu) felling energy, and thoughtful care fur the comfort and convouienee of otiwN, we have but to look amend us. Ile bas,in the numerous additions w hicli be has made to our too n, built 111011o , Illelliq that. will for years keep alive in the memories of our people, tla reeolleeticms of Ills unflagging enterprise, t., at present there seems to be no “let up.' Among tie. latest; as it is the greatest of his man) floret e moms. Is the lirtut liot sE and a"; 111 it'll w ill contribute in no small degree to the comfort of the public,a e lint e deem ed something more than a passing notice due it. The building which is foul stories high, has a irontak of lIS feet, a ith ttlu wings each 12t) feet. There are im the first floor toe office of the l!eliefonte NA TION 1., a book store, drug store, grocery store, a plumbing, gaA, and steam fitt log's establishment, a tobaceenist, barber shop, restaurant, together with several offices. A branch of the Wes4tern Union Telegraph office Is bested In the °Moser the hotel. SIA very comfortable °Meta aro Lund on the seennd door of Its ire-A u Ing. hue building contains three plegatilly furnished parlors, ami upwards of one hundred bed rooms, which are. Wallas of neatdstos.and comfort. Two fon or lialemeri ueid In the making of the matrasiA, which with the one hundred sett. ofrisscker's spring bed bottoms ou *Welt they arie * pliteutl,„ makes one dross* to look at them, and while reclining upon theta one cannot help thinking that Sancho Panza's Idea of luxu ry was correct, when he said "blessings on the man who Invented sleep.", Seventy seven setts of marble furniture 'add ill uo small depot+ lu t#9 nowt empearanyt cof tin rooms, tal or which siJell¢ireed aitit gas aud furnished with bells. A very pleas ant verandah is found on the west wine ; while on the oat viNg is plig li .l, leas* cm 041111116401011 vontains guests comfortable is knoa rt throughout friar:4 Pettus) 11 i'tt lia , and to not a few Philadelphia us, as the home oft merable trout. We mention this, to fisherman, perhaps one of the 'twist pleasant features connected with the *stab 11.411111sta. as something untninal. Just think of it ye followers of Iliac ,Walton. One hundred and twenty feet cd , Preiler front, a ith yburiteltes softlyileatCfl ttf arta chairs, pulling up on the Term:With the 4•speekled beauties." Speaking tubes lu the.ollice communkatte n ith all the Ikon, and one and a half Innis of bell airs puts the u let k 11l direct commuttleatkm with ev ery work In the building. A•palrot!water elonets,"and bath rooms, h found cr . '? each floor. The balls, on the setormt 4)11 third floors, a hick are eighteen feet a ide, run the entire length of the building. With regard to tlu metier of, pttrsonal safety, a e need only air.ttiat the bNlldimg has been 50 an ayed thatt US base of :fire three places of egress exist a Inch will furnish ample lie , en, oimslat ions in ease of accident. in is now inakitq, to the maul n Welt is intended for a billiard room, and w ill contain six tables. Mr. Bush law .purebased the meadow, which adjoins the idellefollteiiiKintirlind i having lit titled pp st Ith croquet grounds, at u ten pin alky a. A Stage null commodious eta bbe it 4 attached to the hotel. For flue drives and beautiful mountain seettery,tbia neigh /borhood is iinstapassed by ally neetioll of the State. - The - Birsa liousaariTßarepen for summer IN.:inter+, by the Ist os M.sy, at rates ranging front eight to twelve dollars f per wts.k. 11 ith oseeption of the herdic Bunn /WWIe is the largest he aths' tap tittle, mad& Rd Philadelphia. We must not omit mention of the kitchen department, which to sum up all In brlef,ls conipletu-in all Its details. The London ,Kitchener, which was put in by Ilistility CO., is capable of cooking for from six to eight hundresi persons. The gal fitting fur the establishment hal bean adtnirably done by the htl - ssri. Cron & Turner, of Williamsport. ' ll O 1 /(0% twn - P ,1, 1P eni l 44 l l were arranged by Lc is Wigman, or No. 1010, Pine at. Philadelphia., while the painting and graining has been executed by Messrs. 44M/tr"''' •most ADVAN MERS' T TUAL, MU MlAllt . OAP TUB FAR OF YORK. PENNSYLVANIA. It has ttn avAilltofir of over islies the most ample indemnity to its policy holders. It has been in successful operation over fifteen yeartt,eduring Which time it has paid over six litindrol ' losses, amounting to over .150,0n0, WITHOt T ANT AMININIIKXTS: Its rates of Deposit Notes are marli • lower than those of other Mutiink !It has furnished its members Cheaper insurance ttan any other Com pany, doing a general butinefig, in Pennsylvania. It relies upon premiums, instead of assessments, to meet its losses ; hence,. under all ordinary circum stances, avoidd the annoyance and expense of annual assessment, and thus stands unrivalled by any Mutual note Company in the State. ritts 11401444 It has bu:lt up a permanent busineq-a. and is a permanent institution. Its receipts the past year, have been nearly fifty per cent greater than those of any previous year. It issues both Mutual and CAA Rate Policies, - as applicantselect. No part of the premiums 11 1:1\goel into the pockets of stoekliohkri hence insurance hi furnished at itm actual cost- It saves to its muentil members, 21) to 30 per cent on the cost of stock. rate insurance. Its losses are liberally adjneted, nal prompt!) , paid. The rates arc as low the safety of the Company, and the advoidance 411 Annual Assessments, will warrant It is prudently and economically managed. It has one nou.%u assets for el erg 'FWENTY-SEVEX dollar insured. STATEMENT OF THE COM PANT'S BUSINESS FROM Apr. 1888 to Apr. 1869 Amount of cash suet, April I, IV - 4 :I ' Premiums receiv ed during the year $180,41141 ' letereat rereflril during I hr year 4,2211;a I)IMBUBRIEMENTH DURIXO TIII: IT Al. Anil Paid Looses fin,l42 On COMOISLIZSIOUP, re-I•- 'Mace and Rent• 0411 SWAM of Officers aAd Clerkr o Taars and Itevenu• A=rig Lowter, ?tinting, Advent 10g, /cc, 443 00 Booo,lotatiolirtgk • MOTS ‘• P • 3.0 ?..1 140 1° , 4i tirnetnim cane tocool l lhlooolool6t. 134 43 130 Lt ( 1 1.6 M lir'• 40 107 00 aM 0 , sc b haZr, 90 75 $ll^,Nl7O ♦mount of Net CIO Assets, R APR I NW , 000.4100104nikneel Pr, . wan 1i it - z,:n i X 461101% 4.120 on .I,Ftri 40 1,850 eft $117,1 2 to
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