The Democratic Watchman. BELLEFONTE, PA THE LAW AND THE GOSPEL I= The girl sit,' rending the Jewish Law, IVith the'ltMe on her knees; The sun like the OiSmpel MiIiDEIR around hut 1 do not think Alla Rees. .n eye for an eye and a tooth fora tooth, 10 a cola!, hard voice she reads ; In the woodland near calls the tender dove, Rut I do not think she heeds. "Eye for an eye, and life for a life ," Ay, heart for a herirtArill It be ,• She won my lover and broke my heart for lot er shall kneel to me met I.lm up at the 11011 Mat night, And often MP him glance At my mmenly form, and ho pressed my hand ‘1 ion he turned me in the dance And he praised tho songs that I satng for him Sabi I was the falrt st there; And tenderly mild ho say good night, And to-day her will be hero. And sigh for Gish I will pay hey baelt, And tear for tear she shall weep ; fehe scattered the seed of hate bt oadoaet, And the harvest she shall reap The breeze came up from tho garden near And fluttoredihe Bible leavres, Turning them over with fingers light , Alt, hour her bosont heaves! And her eyeg grow son, and their stony look nay melted *way Into tortes, Ankishe ROC, the nunlight fillitung now, And the dove'• low voice Idle henry %%hat reads the girl on the open page, “Bloseinga for eureoe apeak Ilittoat. Hot ill , to the •aciter turn With patience the other cheek " And homing her hosoi a the Holy Book, ' Oh, God, tench Me 00 to lit% I '.ho pray'. Ina lon awoet voice, Forgive me, as I forgive', THE SECRET OF THE TWO ti_AS TER CASTS. 11=1 Years before the accession of Her 11a jesty Queen Vs.:tonal, and yet at not so renulte a date as to be utterly beyond the perind to which the reminiscences of our middle-aged readers extend, it hap pened that two English gentlemen sat at table on a surnineVe evening, after dinner, quietly sipping their wine and engaged in desultory con versatiun. They were both mien known to fame One of them was II Sculptor whose , datties adorned tlir p 11111,121.8 of Princes, anal whose Cilil.llAl 1.111“1 were the pride of half the nobility ut his Tuition , the ut'ier was no les , yellowing' a, 811 anatoiniit and 5111-ge.,111 The uge of the noitomolt might bare booli guessed at aft), lett the guess would have erred on the side of youth be at least ten years That of - the ulptor could scarcely be more than live end thirty. A bus t of the Rutile nh,r, v, admirably Aecuted to pre although in stole, the perfect'Nuo ilitufle of left. itat4-41etrit-,- stood upon at pe destal I opposite to the table at which sat the pair, and at once explained at least coning ting-1 in k ut comp:mm:l,llT bet %teen 11/.111 1110 811111.01111 A %,114 ilibltiflg for the criticism of his triend rare genii trliiela he had just druun lawn his cabinet; it was a Li in illx, ently carted in ivory, and int lewd in at •etting of pun , gold ' rho' car slog, nay deur el," oloser , ,ed Fidly thetseulptur, as indeed, 11 , you 511%, evonsite The 1110Clei a re admirably iawde out, the tlesh well mod , led—wonderfully su fur the size and material ; tool yet—by-the-lay, ori this p,ant \ou niudt know inure than more I thank upon the matter, the more regard the artiatie conception as utter- Is false and wrong " '.Yon speak 111 :1 riddle," n•plu•d llr Cornell; but pray go on, and 0.1- plaln "It is n fancy 1 first had iii nn stu dent-das,.' replied Fiddy es “Con ti- I 'POial.ty, nut to ‘tt, a Most proper and I,,voluing reverence, prevent pco pie by nu wean.% ignorant from con ,:devitn4 the point But once think it, and you at leie.t„tof all men, nut rit once peroeive how titterly it would be fora victim willed poll cross by Lauds and feet to preserve the position invariably displayed in figures of the erlieithoin Thowt who in por tray it fail iu what should be their most a tul and agonizing effect Thulk for one moment, and Imagine Jr you can, whet would be the attitude of a map, living or dead, under this frightful torture " uu startle me," replied the great surgeon,, nut only by the truth of your remarks, but by their obi, lousni•ss It ns Mrallge, indeed, that such a matter should have so long b.en overlooked The inure I think upon it, the inure the bare idea of actual cilleitiltion seetnn to horrify Heaven knows um accustomed enough to scenes .if suf fering How would you represent such a terrible agony 7" "Indeed, I can't tell," replied the sculptor, "in guess would be almost %sin The fearful strain upon the mus cles,-their utter helplessno.s and inae- Ili By, the frightful swellings, the efrect of weight upon the racked and tortured .inews, appal rile too Lunch even for speculation.'' ''But this," replied the surgeon, "one might think a matter of importance, not only to nit, but, higher still, to religion itself," Mnc he xo," returned the sculptor But perlimp% tlati appeal to the menses through it title reptimentutiou might be too horrible for either the due or the other " pershtteti the surgeon, hould like--say, for curiosity—though, I am weak enough to believe even in my motive Ilia a higher one—to ascer tain the effect from actual observa tion" -80 should I, could it be done, and of course without pain to theobject, which, Asa condition, seems to present at th'e outset an impossibility." "Perhaps not," mused the anatomist; "I think I have a notion. tkey—sre may contrive this matter. I will tell you my plan, and it will be strange in deed it we two can not manage to carry it out." • The discourse here, owing to the rapt attention or both Speakers, assumed a low and earnest tons, but bad perhaps better be narrated by a relation prevents, to which it gave rise. Suffice it to my that the Sovereign was more than once mentioned during its progrees,'and in a manner which plainly told that the two speakers each possessed sufficient lulu -4,100040, obtain the aseistsobe of • rev& ty, and that such assistance would he re quired in their scheme. Tho shades ,of evening deepened while the tsp wore still conversing.— And leaving this scene, let us cast one hurried glimpse at another place con temporaneously. Between Pimlico aka Chelsea, and across a canal of which the bed ',mashie() 'been need for the tailway tertninatihg at Victoria Station, there was at the time of which we speak a rude timber fpot way, long since replaced by a more sub 'stantial wad convenient erection, but then known as the Wooden Bridge. It was named shortly afterward Cut-thont Bridge, and for this reason. i While Mr. Fiddeys and Dr. Curnell were discoursing over their wine, as we have eready seen, one Peter Starke, a drunk Chelsea pensioner, was Tour deri his wifo upon the spot we have drunk Chelsea ndicated. , Thecoincidence was 'cu rious. In those days the punishment ofcrirm inals followed closely upon their convic tion. The Chelsea pensioner whom wo have mentioned was found guilty on Friday and sentenced to die on •tke fol /owing Monday. He was a sad scoun ,drel, impenitent to the last. glorying in the deeds uf slaughter which Ittihad wit nessed and acted during the series of campaigns which he had just ended pre viously at Waterloo. He was a tall, well-built fellow enough, of middle age, fur his class was not then as now, com posed chiefly of veterans, but comprised many young men, just sufficiently disa bled to be unfit •for service Peter Starke, although but slightly wounded, had nearly completed his torn of ser vice, and had obtained his pension and presentment to Chelsea Hospital. With his life wo have little to du, save as re -gards its close, which we shall shortly endeavor to describe far more veracious ly, and at somegreater length than set forth in the brief uccount which satisfied the public of his own day, and which, as embodied in the columns of the few journals then appearing, ran thus : On Monday last Peter Starke was executed at Newgate for the murder et the Wooden Bridge, Chelsea, with four others fur various offenses. After he had been hanging for it few minutes a respite arrived, but although he was promptly cut down, life was pronounced to be extinct. lie body was buried within the prison walls. Thus far history But the conscious ness of lo , dory far more frequently em bodies falsehood than truth Perhaps the following narration may approach more nearly to the facts A room within the prison - had bun, upon that special occasion and by high authority, allotted to the one of Dr Cur nell and FM,lyes, the famous sculptor, for the purpose of ccrtain inyestigations conhected with art and science In that room Mr. Fiddyes, while wretched Pe tro Starke was yet swinging between hraven and earth, was busily engaged in_arranging a variety of implements arid consisting of a large quantity of plaster-of-puny, two large pailt of water, some tubs, and neeessa r of the mokier's art The room oon tainel a large deal table, and a wooden elms, nut neatly planed and squared at the angle', but of thick, narrow, rude --a all oaken plank, fixed by strong heas y mud, And while Mr. Fiddyes wa- than ocetq led, the executioner en tered, bearing upon hut shoulders the wri tched Peter, which he flung heavily upon the table You arn sure hr Li dead?" itt.ked Mr F 1,1,1% lieud th a herring.," replied the other “Atiditibt.'a, aann and limp us if he had oily fainted —Theta gei to ork at once," replied the U lot o.pr , iti turning hii back upon the hangman, he resumed his occupation. The "work Will Soon dune. Peter moo, miloppol and mile} upon the whit Mas instuntl) propped ugammt the well tin, u one umever I see," exclaim ed the PleellitutlVr, a, he regarded the &rum t mirdcrer with an expression tit admiration, as if at his own handiwork in but uig abruptly demolished such a rnagnifice•nt animal "Drops a good bit heard, aniugh Shall 1 tie him up around the waist, sit ' '•Certninl3 nut," ruturned the soap “Jui.t rub hem well over with this e , rie.14113 his' head, "mil then 3uu eun .140 Canu•ll will settle with ” "All right, sir " The fellow did as ordered, and retired without mother word leaving this htrangv, couple, the living rind the dead, in that &Kam'. eharnber Mr Fiddyes Wan a nian of strong nerve in such matters Hu had been too much accustomed to taking posthumous casts 1 , to trouble himself with a y sentiment of repugnance at his appr thing task of taking what is called a . piire-mold" from a body lie emptied i nom her of bag' .1 OM w h ite powdery plaster-of pans into one o f the largo vessels, liour ed into it a nail"( water, and was careful ly stirrin4 up the mass, when a sound of dropping arrestod his cur Drip, Drip "There's something leaking," he mut tered, as ho took up is second pail, and emptying it, again stirred the composi tion. Drip, Drip, Drip. 4., "It's strange," he soliloquised, half aloud There is no water, a,pd yet—" The sound Wlll beard again. Ile gazed at the ceiling; there was no sign of damp. Ile turned his eyes to the body, and something suddenly caused him a violent start. The murderer was bleeding. The sculptor, spite of his command over himself, turned pale. At that mo ment the head of Starke moved—clearly moved. It raised itselreenvulsively for a single moment.; its eyes rolled, and It gave vent to a'subdued moan of intense agony. Mr. Fiddyer fell fainting on the door as Dr: Cornell entered. It needed hut. s glance to tell the doctor what hap pened, even had not Peter just then *en vent to another low cry. The surgeon's measures were soon taken.— I Locking the door, he bore a chair to the wall which supported the body of the malefactor. Ho drew from his pocket a case of glittering Instruments, aid with 'one of these, so small end delicate that it scarcely seemed larger than a needle, he rapidly, but dexterously and firmly, touched Peter just of tho back of the neck. no wound larger than the head of a small pin, and yet Abe head fell Instantly LS though the heart 41•4 -bow plented+-111es4ethwthi• • del . the Epinal curd, and Pater Starke was dead indeed. A filv minutes sufficed to recall the sculptorto his senses. He at first 'gazed wildly upon the still suspended 1304, so painfully recalled to life by the rough vents-section of the hangman and the subsequent friction of niainting his body to prevent the adhesion of the plaster. "You need not fear now," said Dr• Carpel' • "I assure you ho is dead." 'But he was alive, surely I" •'Only fur ',lenient, kind even that scarcely to be called life—mere muses tar contraction, my dear sir, niers mm cal ar contraction." The sculptor resumed his labor. The body Was girt at various circumferences with fine twine, to be afterwards with draw'i thrcugh a thick coating of plas ter, so as to separate the various pieces of the mold, which was at lastcomploted ; and after this Dr. Carnall skillfully flay ed the hely, to enable a second mold to be taken' of the entire figure; showing everrii.cle of \tho outer lityeri„ The two molds were thus taken. It is difficult to conceive more ghastly tip ; pearances than they presented. Fur sculptor'e work they were useless ; fur no artist except the most daring of real ists would have ventured to indicate the horrors which they presented. Fiddyes refused to receive thcnn. Dr. Camel], hard and cruel us ho was, for kindness' sake ' in his profession, was a gentle, ge nial father of a family of daughters Ile received the cast+, asid rat once con signett Ahem to a garnet, to which lie forbade access Its youngest daughter, ono unfortu: ate day, during her father's absence, was impelled by feinipine curi osity—perhaps a little increased by the proinhmen=lje sitter the mysterious chamber, r-,,,, Whetheeshe imagined in the pallid figures upon the cross a celestial rebuke for her disobedience, or whether she was overcome by the mere mortal horror of °nem` both of those dreadful casts, out now never be known. But this is true, she became a maniac. The writer of this has more than once seen (as, no doubt, have many others) the plaster afi/gies of Peter Starke, after their removal from Dr Carnell's to a famous studio near the )tegent's Pit.rk It was there that thairro9ftel.swlLVdred the strangestory of thete"orizhr—ficulp nfr and surgeon are now both long since dead and it is no longer necessary to keep TILE SECRET OF THE TWO PLASTER CASTS A Little Thing fora Big Man In the early part of; the late tsar a gentleman 1 i herto unknown to lame flashed upon the world like a meteor, and became ths:inguished an the hero of Philippi His success against the un trained Confederates gathered at that point—although he wits severely woun ded—led to his rapid promotion, so that before the war terminated he boast ed the stars of a major general In the Federal army, and for a time command ed in this district Great homage WWI patd to Major General B F Kelley, end even Southern people, many of them, believed him to be a brave man and one of great rnageftimity Near the cloie of the war ho was caught napping, und,on a cold, disagree able night in February, 1865, was taken from his bed in Cuniberlaial, and in company with hit fellow-officer, Major. General Crooke, was made to report few der Mir W General Early , then locates - Yid or near Staunton These gal lant officers of the Urpoel were of course deepil chagrined, but the kindness they recei44 mado their situation tolerable ; particularly when old Jubal told them a like misfortune might overtake him ut any tune. Thu sante party thutcuptured men—also captured his war horse, a gallant steed which he had ridden in seasons of danger and tri al The horse went into the Confederate lines with his owner, and became the property of Major General Rosser, who lode him until he was wounded at Ap pomattox, just at the close of the strug gle. Rosser afterwards sent the animal to some friend near Staunton, and there he remained until General Kelley made a demand for him. Although by the terms i.tsurronder, Rosser might eastlx have retained him, as a high-toned gOn • tlernan ho gave him up, and lie was re stored to General Kelley, in his wound ed condition But now comes another chapter in the story Kelley was not satisfied with the recovery of his wounded steed. lie wan ted damages for the injuries sustained by gm horse, and a familiarity with the rulings of the courts in West Virginia convinced him that he had a fair oppor tunity at/making something out of the trammetion Among the party who raptured him was a private• soldier, Mr .lohn S. Arnold, who now resider in Mineral county This gentleman happened to be a man or means, and just such a subject as Mai Gen - Kelley and the juries of West Virginia dvlight to operate upon. Suit was instituted against him in the Circuit court of that county, and at the last. term a pliant jury awarded the Major General for his ihjured horse the snug little sum of $350. Thiii(for his "loyalty" the hero of Phillippi is rit- - warded for a horse legitimately cap tured in war. lie not only recovers his animal, but gets $350 for his wounds. Who says that loyalty is not profitable? Verily, Maj. Gen. Kelley has found it so. What makes the matter worse is the fact that the only witness in the cue was General 13. F;Selley himself; who swore that he saw Mr. A. riding the horse the day alter the Capture. From 'the above it will be seen that Mr. Ar nold was made to pay pretty dearly for one day'. ride on Oeneral Kelley's stesil. r -Charieston Spirit of Jefferson. QoACI Insozeisse.—A bill has been favorably reported in the ,flew York Legislature providing for the inspection of patent or quack medicines. The in spectors are required to ascertain their ingredients, and to report the same an nually to the Legisluture and to the State Medical Boelety. There le a law analogous to this in Shoat every &tun try of Europe, and it doubting often prevents Old sale of deadly or injurious Rwheornevo ea patent medicines. . . 'ME GODDESS OF SLANG I was courting a beautitel girl one night, Whom I worshiped As Molted divine, And lodged to hear breathed the sweet little word That told !no oho mould be mine ; I was praising the wealth of her chosen!, hair, And her oyes of inateltletet When she lald her deur cheek on my shoulder and said "Hurrah I that's bully for you!" I started In terror, but 111111114UI to keep . Front showing my' Intone+ surprise, And missed my Ilps lightly WI brow and,on cheek, And thon on her intookly i !west eyes ; I told her my love %FR. as deep un the sea, (As 1 felt her heart go pit.pattor.) I would worship h r ale nye 11 she mould be And sho whispered • "Oh I tharti What's Um insltlor I" I told her her eheek would a lose put to 4h one, Her teeth the famed Orient tow!. And the ocenn'a rich coral could 111.0errompare With the lima of my itsauttfut girl , That her voice was Hite nurvo• that conu•. to the ear In the olittlt limn—and flllret aa. tier amtle Au that of an timed and softly she Meat hod 'OO that you ran Just bat tout mle In the huelt of the starlight I still it Ithipered on Mud pressed her more close to my brva,t , sweeter .E 0111, 4 ,, drnrei than Chuido, nd told her hour truelrre Wil4 blest , bf Won in n cottage, of 0 osiers and liet do, (Though I felt at times strange mit of )imit.) When she looked, with n smile, and (Mimi!) lisped In my ear , rani guile moo 11141 polo t I'• I pressed her Mill olosoly, I talked still more sweet, rolled tho stars to leek loon on our lON Mndo i ova rhyme to dove, hod hiss 111 . }n. to bliss • And cowed by the 111001 . 11,14 titan l• rei be constent and tralolfshe Md. I.'llllllV Prosked her lips and c.tro,4, 41 h.. bt,nt it lucks When she answered limo back, it ith n u. 11, sad es laugh, "Look co here I nth t yer allot the re. I. —LarAaajt Insulting a Bostonian Not many days since a g'enth•mmo named Brant, quite well kuewn m art end literary circles, had occasion to oit a book establishment in Boston, and ~au there a portrait of Raphael Semmes, id so one of litonewall Jackson While looking at and admiring them the slier chant said • "You aro interested in those rebel.? ' "Yea, they seem to hu fine picture 4 Kaye . luu any others' , " "You mean uPlteb4o' 1 "Yes sir " "Yes, sir; %cu have picture+ of the prominent rebel+ Keep them ud et' , ort of curi,auty " "Ah , if you have a complete •-••t I should like to buy them I :un making collection of thu leading. rebrk of the cotiiitrv. If pair Oct is full I shall he very glad tu Orchnse " Wcll it is full, w havr ull "f Chitin.' 'UuOi~?~~ "Yes sir A very good picture of Davis. "Gen J ohnson 1" "Yes. At 'Pat.t we have an engra ving of Juf.usuti,said to he ,•ry gon „ Lee?' "Yeg; ]believe so" "Have you Wushiugton ?" "Oh, yea.' "Hancock ?" "Don't know ai we have II pniuting of Hancock. Have an engraving, how- “Patnek Henry?' "Well—no, sir; I believe we have none of him ” "Jefferson?" "Nu painting of Jefferson I think we have an engraving ; see " "John Adams 7" "No ; we have no painting ar engra. vim! of Adams." "n. Warren 7" • The Ikeitotnan say', scratching 111.4 head "Warren " "Yes, sir-, Gen Warren, %alio fell at Bunker 11111 " "Nu, mu. We have no picture of hum" "I understood you Ctl lIIIN that 3ou had the rebels complete. Very sorry your list is so imperfect, for I have long been 11011011 Z to obtain pictures of the most prominent rebels—losers of their country who dared fight fur the rights of the people. A partial list is nut what I want I won't take any of the pic tures this morning. Good day." • Thu last seen of the Boston merchant he was flattening his nose against a pane of glass, watching the retreating form of his anticipated customer, taking in his dimensions. —Speaking of youngsters, Cory O'Lanua gives us it few interesting frag ments respecting that interesting parcel of humanity BC/Ts—Some things may be said in in favor of boys; some traders would would hardly live without them The glans-put-in men wouldn't have much to do, and putty would decline, If there were no boys to break windows There would be no cuntomers for caat iron peaches and green apples, which came on early in. the season, but for the boys;- ,dthe doctors wouldn't have so much to do curing cases of cholera mor bus arising therefrom Boys can be made useful when they have a mind to, and can sell newspapers, black boots, hold horses, and do chores. In printing offices boys are known as devils; printers have a plain way of speaking. Boys individually are better than boys collectively. It there WAS only one boy in the world I think he would be a good boy. It generally takes at least two boys to get up any mischief. Have one boy In a store and you can make him .useful. Hire a second boy, and their time will bh chiefly devoted to chasing on another over the counter and firing brush and directory at each other's heeds. A boy begins to be a nuisanc4, abOut the time he is eight years old. How soon he grows out of it depends on cir cumstances. Bone ureer do. , It is si question whether boys lead an enjoyable ezlatenoe. They have a great deal of fun at other people's expense, but they bays most always got grLev anoes. _ They would like to have their way a Mao more, and a pretty way it would be, too. Wee a boy his °bolo. of Illlooeupation In life, and the eluitioesarethat be would prefer to be a Rubinson Chows on a demo-t Wand, or captain of • band of robber,, mach he ha, read about, and no think otitohig, into one or the. other of these desitable occupations when ho gets to be a man. - Ile has a groat respect for the stage driver arid the captain of a coast bont— there isan air o f command in these posi tions that quite takes his ideas Ills idea of being a man is having plenty of money to spend, doing what you please, and being able to smoke or cliew tobacco without gutting sick over it. A New Paper. We publish the following prospectus its it is decidedly tick : "I propose to start e newspaperon the gift enterprise plan. 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Tho party looked at uric another with a comical stare, until one, who finally felt tho force of the idea erePping power fully through his hair exclaimed • "Sold, by Jupiter I" WHAT PADDY CRIED FOR —Two Irishmen green In America, seeing a dish of grated horso radish on tho table at which they wore eating, each helped himself largely to the "ranee," suppos ing it to be eaten Its potato or squash, and the Brat putting a knifefull into his mouth, Jerked his handkerchief out of his trowsers and commenced wiping his eyes "What troubles yer, Jemmy ?" asked his comrade. "Sure, and wasn't I thinkin' of my poor old father's death, when he was hung," he replied shrewedly. Presently the other taking as greedily of the pungent vegetable, had sudden use for Lie handkerchief, whereat Jern p2y a% smelly inquired : "And what are you crying for, Pad dy, dear 7" ...Troth," he replied, "the you were not hung with your father." —Forney's "Olivia" writes plain tively to a paper in Chicago, that un less a woman is "yoang" and "pretty. faced," she has no chance in the de rtments at Washington, and that "one with all the sweet juices of lift squeezed out of her," must get her liv ing elsewhere. Poor Olivia 1 Thle, That and the Other =Misery !oven company 90 duce a num. ngeeble young lady. —Monticello, I Iro reeldenee ofJefterson, 1. to be mold at auction, May la, —lt I. better to invent a good innehliiii thin, 0 hod ntory about your neighbor —Jenny !Antra daughter, aged twelve, prom , toes to Italy a tine natolval et,treer —Wily are lacy.lookini girls titn most islet ell t Beeman they are lillemyes-ekl.' —Why le a minister like si loCnmMi VP , have to look mit for him when the hell ring. —They have slyll.ll partie. in Melton /it no one worth les. than $250,0(m) I, admit led. —When may sttnnn he said to break tuot lir. faro he ;tam op 7 When ho takt, n roll nil bed -1 Maryland nmLdtn reeentlylll4l with a ithee young white girl who wastent rend —A lady itirelfanh. nt Springfield, ?dn.., invented and in sinking a new 1(1114 mar lone —What iv t.)13( Widrlr OVelll v iineiri to iivi fu n 1110111011 t, Wirt not Mit, 111 3 yivirs 1 14.1.ter —lf all the letter, In the alphabet %yet , t• run n raee, which letter would he 4110! ,tai thug' The letter a —The InWleh kola Alexander:l' out I Treyvoiry 1 ieprvnm•nt 1,) h la , been written by Ale xandei 11rtmlitoll —Forney'ffity4 tint old Thad Ste% f , lll'n tr. 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Ironton t tido, hvt, re .... tali niado their exit, within n few davit of other, one coining wit nt thin I,reitid and the oi hot. ILI thin idionhler html• Both II," nuttered from eintraimplitio wynipttimti the fifteen year• —Tile following in said to b. tto %relief of a porti..n of General Grant's (•abort rox in a Swedenborgian, Fish ix an Epitteopatian limit. In a Unitarian Crerawell I. not a clinreh goer Rout well ix a Unitarian Mount liood and .Kier hirll pen4+ fn 1)r, von hale began to he. • sl'l.l h•• rah t it, Lyda of the i'ttate fear varthittittheti 11 a.l (11.alin feel, idvll) letretvon'l Isnot. hree NI liirr—not !troth,. "r o" Tur , rl4 pant o —II (FYI 6,•in n xt t nae. ; oat! Mania 11.0 hart lief, nott‘it wahlr the tradition of the Indian %111..110 llollet a popular writer And II editor n• the Sirrle recently committed eniei.t. tinder the following painful nirrum•tanres ilk brother wan pronounced en 111 that h.. cool,' not survive the night, which so affected 11 firoint that he went Into the next room mn.l ehtltwd himself to the heart with a poigniird The neat morning tooth brothers were found dead. —A countryman not very tamed for ola,l • lore wan one day walking with a friend down Regent street In quest of a present for hie lady love In a Jeweler's window his eye fell upon a ring with the letters "A 1 ,"engreced th p• on. puraling his brain as to their purpoil, he at lent eried, "Look there, Jim the ‘ery thing I want . That means 'An Engaged Indi victual r" -10 Ripon, Wisconsin, cards have NV, I. sued for • "Hard Times Party." The mans gers hare flied the price at twenty-four renho a head, or forty-eight mite • couple, ineludieli supper. fientleman must wear, their every day clothes, and any attempt at display In the way Of wearing apparel will subject the wearer to severe punishment. The ladies will be et pealed to wear cello°. —The Richmond (Ind.) Panedtoo nays that the other afternoon, while Dr. T. Rose, enr 'keen dentist, was engaged vulcanising teeth, the retort In which they were placed blew up tearing the retort to pieties,' trending two of the fragments np throegh the calling. shins' Mgr the glue and playing the deuce generally The Doctor was pretty iter•rely Injured in his ace and eybs by the dust and finders from the exploded ret.:ll, and has his arm come what out and bruised. He happened to be stooping when the explosion occurred, and the pieces that went through the selling barely missed his head. —An Arab Wotniufs Opldlon.—An Arab We 9an was asked, "Whet de yob think do Young mae of twpatir pars r' "lie Is: sheardd • baguet offsaretne." ' "And of a man of thirty?" "He Is a ripe and well favored fruit." "And ens of &sty r "He Is a father of girls sad boyar "And'ons of eft ft ere a arli, pays into the category of prase , . "And ono otogsty r "Re is good fort uought.buttoooo# eod *roan."
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