Democratic watchman. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1855-1940, December 04, 1868, Image 1

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    A waste of lond, n sodden plain,
A lurid sunset sky,
\lila clouds that fled and faded fast,
In ghostly phenttry
A•fielopturned by trampling feet.
Aflold implied with elain,
With horse and rider blent in death.
tho battle plain.
The dying and the dead lie low ;
For dean no more shall rise
The evening moon, nor midnight slats,
Nor daylights soft surprise.
They wake no spore to tenderest call,
Nor ace again each home
Where waiting hearts shall thrcb and break
When this day's tidings come.
•' • • • a a a
Two soldiers lying ac they fell
Upon the reddened clay,
In daytime foes, at night at. Reace,
Breathing•their lives away.
Brave hearts had stirred each man ly' breast,
Fate only made them foes;
And lying, dying, side by side
A softer feeling rose.
"Our lima is short," ono faint voice said,
"To day wo did oar best
On different sides ; what matter now '
To-morrow we're at rest.
Life lies behind; I might not care
For only my own sake,
Ilut far away are other hearti
That this day's work will break
Ainong.New Hampshire's musty hills
. There pray for me to night
A woman k and a little girl,
With hair like goldbu light— .
And at the thought, broke forth ut last
The cry of anguish wild,
That would not longer be repressed—
"Oh Otul! my wile—toy F.hild
"And," said the other dying man,
"Airosi the (Might yitestri,
There watch and wait for MO loved ones
I'll never nee again.
A little ohilti with dark bright eyes,
Each day waits ■t the door
The father's step, the father's ki-e
That never greet her more.
-To-day-we sought each other's live,—
Death levels all that now,
For FOOD, before (norm merry sent
Togelherrwo shall bow.
Forgive each other while we ma) .
We's but a weary game ,
And right or ',mug, to-morrow's tun
Will find us dead the same."
The dying lips the pardon breathe.
The dying bonds entwine ,
Tho last ray dies, and over all
The stare front Heaven chino,
And the little girt with golden hair,
'rho ono with dark eyes bright,
On Ilankpoliire's lira and Ooorgia's plain,
Were fatherless that night.
Elopement in A Skiff---The Story
of a Young Couple who Roosted one
Night on a Sand Bar.
Yesterday morning as Justice Jecko
was setting in his ollice poring over the
election returns and congratulating him
self on his good luck in being swindled
out of the nomination for sheriff, a young
man from the rural districts entered and
inquired timidly if the squire was in
Jecko informed loin that he was apatite
of the pence, and woo some times called
squirc,for short
snit the young nun tiluOling
awl canting his eyes upon the floor,
"what hag a fellow got to do in thin
State when be wants to get married"'
"The first thing he triimt 41o," replied
the Justice. - le to get it om "
-0, in !bat 'ill' No Iteet44e' telling it
church'
"Nary license—nary church
old roougli, and the glr, is old encillgh,
the law considers they arc both big
enough, and thu rest ie nobody ' s buot-
"That's juet ad ettr.y an rolling• oil
log Think I'll come to Misvouri to . live
They have more freedom hero than over
in Illinoy whar I come from 'Squire,"
he continued, laying his hand familiarly
on the Judge's shoulder, gol a gal
out thar at the door andwilie and me are
awful anxious to get spliced We had
a bard time , tealing away from the phi
folka, and had to come down the Illinoy
river in a akin I.avt night we camped
on a valid liar, and I tell you it won't do
to put of the gettin' married part any
longer Susan would no ver forgive me
if it woo put oft, because she says there
would be talk about on roovting on the
gull bar.
"Well, just bring .Butan in, and I'll
fx the thing all 'tiolit in ilia minutes
Siegwart the constable, will be here
pretty coon, and ho will be th4i witness "
".111 right; e t t e'm right out hero In
front of a pile a cabbage ,, , and VII
fetch her in at once."
The young Man hicpped out and in a
moment returned accompanied by a rosy
checked damsel, dressed in red calico
with white spots and wearing a heavy
green veil. Lifting up her %ail eho said:
"Mister, I don't want to have any
foolne about ibis heir marriage. If you
arc n real squire it's all right; but I
have heard of fellers passing themselves
off for squires that was no squires at
all "
nee lny Hign odt nt the door;
ain't Ihni enough to natiory you? I'll
show you my oommismon
• I seed 'John Jeeko. Juqice of the
Peace' pa,i,uted on it botti'd, but there
ain't nott In' shouk'squire on it."
' 0, We all thou same, we are called
Justices in Missoni I, and not squires."
"Well, go ahead, lake you at a
•enture, but if you fool me you'll catch
Itail Colo mbut' fot it some of these days.
If yo u wasn't a good looking man I
would doubt your word but yo. aro too
pretty to tell n lie "
In tt ehotl Itwc Siege art came iu, It`
t he . I ti , tlOC NH t he young cou p le to join
hanik. They dui Nn, t nth blushing and
'ookieg luh.ily of i nrh tubtr In lese
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VOL. 13 , BELLEFONTE, PA., FRIDAY DECEMBER 4, 1868. NO.
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made man and wife, and when the lard,
word was spoken the bride sttpped up to
the Justice, and putting her lips aloe° to
hie, said,
"I epos° you want to salute the bride ,
don't you f"
"Certainly," replied -leek°, and put
ting one arm around the plump neck of
the lady, 'he gave her such a smack that
Siegwart thought a pane of glass was
broken.
"Fire away, Squire !" said the bride
groom "take just as ninny of Ibem as
you can stand up under; there's plenty
left for me I guess."
01 ou got yours - in advance. Thomas
and Squire ie such a pretty man that he
can have another if he wants it "
The bridegroom then handed the Jua
floe a a ten dollar bill, and told him his
first lioy should be named John, and if
it wag- a girdhe'd call her Josephine in
honor of the countable. lie became
oommunicative, and told a long story of
his couftship and elopement lie said
that he and Susan bad Gong had a han
kering after each other, but 114. r mother
wanted her to starry a preacher on the
circuit, who had recently lost his wife,
and had four children whp were suffering
for a step mother Susan did not like
the idea of taking care of other people's
children, and the short and long of it
wan that one night they stole away from
the neighborhood, and purchasing a
skiff front a fishertnati near Perkin, had
come down the river in St Louis le get
married Thomas said if th 6 preacher
made any fuss about it he would girk
him a sound threshing when he returned.
The happy couple put up at Ilarsturrea
intending to remain two or three days to
see the sights of the city
E.,/tfingr
The Two Apprentices
Tw:') boys were apprenticed inn car •
pettier s shop. One determined to niche
himself a thorough workman', the other
“didn't care." One read and studied,
■nd got hooka that would help him' to
understand the principh of los trade
Ile spent his evenings at home reading.
The other liked fon lie often went
with the other hop to have in "good
game," "Com(' he often said to hie,
shoputate, •'leave your old book's, come
with us What 14 the use of all this
rending
If I 111F.ISIP I ilehy golden inotosnit, '
answered the boy, shad loee what I
shall never make up
It bile the boys were skill Nitre:limes
an offer 11 two thousand dollars appear
ed in the newspaper) for the beet plan
(or a State (louse to Lo built in one of
the Eastern ;Armlet-. The studious Loy
11119 the advertisement, and detettnined
to try for it After a careful tautly he
drew out lii94llxne, and sent them cc the
committee We ruppose he did not
realy expect to gain the prize, butt still
ho thenght, "there Le nothing like try-
In about a wed: afterwArds, a gentle
man arrived at tho carpenter's shop, and
tutiuir,Al if an architect by the name of
Wadtingt on IVilberforee IlYed there
"No," said the elrpenter. "no arch,-
Ice!., but 1 . 90,g0t vt apprentice by that
"Let's nee him, — Paid the gentleman
The young inauRIVI tiummon2d, and
informed that h la plan was excepted, and
hat the two thousand dollars were his.
The gentleman then said that the boy
must put up the building; and his em
ployer was 29 proud of his NUCCCFIN that
he willingly gave him his time and let
hint go ,
The studious young carpenter became
one of the firbt arehitecls in the country.
Ile made a fortune, and stands high in
the estimation of everybody, while his
fellow apprentice can hardly earn food
for himself and family by his doily It
bor.
A Court on a Bust
The Texas patient have for some days
been alluding to the egoitingdonduct o„f
Judge Sabin, military appointee to the
office of Judge of too Circuit Court.—
The Brenham Inquirer tbue degoribeg the
conduct of hie honor at Brenham, inolu•
ding his effiratice and his exit:
Ou Saturday night's train arrived the
Judge slightly fainting. On Sunday,
and especially at night, the Judge be
conic beastly drunk, using language to
good citizens unbecoming his position,
which ...dote ea;ed Lim from a bound
pummelling. (In Monday -morning re•
ports were rite t I the departure of the
Judge Shortly, however, it wan p..cer
tamed t hat he had departed be
"STATE RIGHTS AND I'DDEITLAL UNION."
country in company with a freetnian in
searth of buttermilk. Jurors and wit
nesses were pouring into town. During
rtle evening the Jude returned, at d af
ter Imbibing atttroptod 4 1,3 reach the
court house, iu which he finally suc
ceeded. Aftei conning the steps of the
courf-yard and climbing up the steps,
ho succeeded in reaching the bench
The court was called, but adjournetran
til•four o'clock the following day. The
Judge was certainly the muddiest man
ever seen, nud exhibited the appearance
of having wallowed with the hog& by
the assistance of an attorney he was en
abled to reach the hotel, amid the laugh
and jeer. of thousands who witnessed
Ow) •drange procedure
The next evening found the judge in
nn better condition, but hp finally man
agi.l to reach the stand, shorn of the
extra mud Court was called, the Grand
Jury with little or no charge, court ad
journed, and the Judge called at the bar,
took another smile, and reached his ho
tel, During the night he became no
better •
On Tuesday morning, about daylight,
In ft bar-room be announced big inten
tion of going down on the train When
a.;ketl what he would do with the Court,
he mud "let it go to "Then,
Judgc, what will yeti, do with the Grand
Jury, now sitting"' •'Let them it till
they hatch, ire anewerati. The train
conrered the Judge on hie homeward
trip
The above in a plain, unvarnished
statement of facia, tie we hear and have
PM', and needs no comment at our }mode.
The eludgojso, military appointee,
Making a Convert
Jack Taffrail had been a sailor for
twenty years tieing very riving and
economical, an Unusual with the craft, he
wto et last possessed of a handsome
amount iiitnoncy , and then he resolved
to •ettle on shore and get married
Baring acquired the repulatim of a
peaceable and agreeable neighbor, the
minpiter of the pariah took a decided in
terest in his welfare Ile therefore
called on Jack ?very Sunday, for several
weeks, to induce him to go to church
-What's the use my going there
now," aidittl Jack, ..when I wasn't
there bollonce since I was a boy '"
'•Where do you expect to go to, when
you ho'''' asked the minister
—Oh, ruff it out, 118 I havo
al
wuyo done Ive never dote any
MEI
••9'hat 1.4 not enough,•' replied the
rnitiirter, and, in continuation, asked
••Il aye you ever done any good''
\ es, sir, I hove , a very good thing
did once "
"What was that
made a convert of a Jew to the
Christian fmth "
'•I hardly think you have enough of
learning and lowera of argument to ac
complish such a difficult tank '
'Oh, it wasn't by larnin' I did it,,but
by a way of my own "
"Well, I should like like to hear how
you managed that "
•iPlease'int down, then, and I will tell
you the whole yarn '
The minister having been seated, Jack
commenced hie story thus
"One day, whet' I was on the debk of
my ship, in Portsmouth Harbor, I heard
a splash in the water, and on looking
over the board, whom did I pee flounder
ing.there but Ikey Solomon's, a clothes
dealer. Oh, sir, I knew him well, for .
several times he shut up my eye is.buyi
ing elope from him I thought at first
to let him drown, but a feelin' I bid for
pia soul madame change my mind. So
'with my band over hand by the ethic', I
soon grabbed him by the hair, and held
his head above the-water 'Will :ou be
('',hristiati" says I. 'No, I mint bo a
Christian,' says he ; 'but save tie, and
I'll give you ten pound.' •I doe' want
your money,' says I ; and so I dived him
again, holdiNhint fast all the fine.—
Presently I let him up, and I aces him
ngin:‘ , 'Will yeti be a Christiattr . says
I. 'No, I can't be a Christian,' tap, he.
,'but save me, lave me, and I'lle ire you
a hundred pound: 'Blast your money,'
says I. and I dived hi'm a sechd time,
he looked almovt like a drowsed rat.—
'Now, tiii,s is the third and lat time of
sain,;' 'will you be a Chrlstia,!' says 1.
'I a I,' says he. -then, your
eyes, die in the Christian kith'' so I
let hits down, Bud he neve came up
&gain
'Flit minister thought I t sr/ speculiai
innife•or eqiirert
Jonny Shrimp's Composition, on Ma
and Aunt Jerueha
Nis in my limber. lam her eon.—
Ma's name is Mrs. Shrimp; she is the
wife of Mr. Shrimp, and Mr. Shrimp is
her husband. l's is my father. My
Daniels John George Washington Shrimp
Therefore, pa's some is Shrimp too ; and
and so'is ms's.
My ma has a ma. She is my grand
ma She is mother-in-law to my pa.—
My pa soya that mother-in-lawaesought
to be vetoed. I like my grandma better
than pa does. She-brings me ten-cent
stamps and bolivars She don't bring
any to pa Maybe that's why be don't
like her.
Aunt clematis is my soul Shen pa
wan a Hillis boy she win his little sister
I like little sisters Dickyvlilopps has a
little sister, liar name is Rom I take
her out riding en my MM. ALIA JCTU
sha don't like her She calls her "that
Mopps girl " I think Aunt Jeruelus
ought to be ashamed of herself.
A tint clematis is a very pious woman.
She never wants us to talk aloud on .
Su ndor, and rays we ought to have cold
dinner- She hears me say the cate
chism, sod knows It 'all without the
book Slit says that Susan Jane is
spoiling that boy Susan Jane is ma,
and that boy is sac She says she hopes
that the baby will early show a change
of heart If a change of heart would
make baby stop crying, I wish so too.
Aunt Jerusha lives with 114 Some-
Woes I think ma would rather hove her
live with somebody else. I asked Aunt
Jerushe once why she didn't marry
somebody and set up for herself. &he
said that many and many a man had
wanted to merry Ler, but while her
poor Susan Jane was in such a state of
health She couldn't think of leaving.--
Ilcsides, she said, whet would becomeof
your poor pa!
Aunt Jarusha sometimes has a stale of
health, too. On washing-days she has
the headache, and doe; her head up with
brown paper and vinegar, and I hate to
make toast for her at the kitchen fire. I
make some for myself, too
a Aunt Jerusha says that nobody knows
what she has done for that boy That
boy is Ns, again I told pa what elle
said Ile said it was just so Nobody
did know Malays that Aunt Jerusha
means well, and that she's pa's dear mis
ter I don't see why that's any reason
she should always scold me when 1 eat
cabbage with rt knife.
Jon N G WAHII/NIA 1116101
A TRUE Sronv --Once upon.a time an
stories were generally begun in my
childhood clays—there lived two little
sisters in the town of T— They
loved each other dearly, an ,isters and
brothers should alwaym do •ts they
were playing one evening on the pave
meot before their father's door, the lit
tle one, whom we will call "Brown
eyes," threw n pebble, unfortunately
hitting her sister, whom wr will call
, iltlue eye, " Several gentlemen stand
tog hair, seeing the accident, r xpecteil
to hear a lend scream and angry voice,
saying -1 ou ugly thing, I•lljust
mother purpottu - I know
you did -you mean ugly dung," and en
on, as angry children will talk. But
three gentlrineu heti,' nothing of the
kind. Voe to he hit by a petilde hurts
Ai I said, Blue eyes stood fur a mo
ment looking at poor, dismayed Brown
eyes, thee lie ran to her, threw her
arms around her and said "Don't cry,
little enter, 1 ynow you didn't mean to
hit me Rise me, dear,•' and the staters
kissed and enthroned each other fondly.
The gentlemen .who eaw the little ones
told their father of it, ridding • '•We
never saw anything like that before;'
Alas l. , and is sisterly and brotherly love
and forbearance co rare a thing, that the
loving eider's conduct should call forth
a remark like that! Dear children, do
he kind anttloAng ORB. hut especially
so to your minters Ad brothers, whom
God has given you to love Try to he
like Jeans, viho not only loves those who
love Him, but Ile l ,loves Ilia enemies.—
Ile died that Ilia ttemies might live.
---For a greet Eriany years the gum
skint, hove made tale "of the expansive
properties of freezing water ill quarry
ing operations. In summer they drill
erevie , s in tit narble and fit theta with
.4 1
water The of winter eanses the
nail ito net le wedge. and enormous
notsse , of marble are tuns detd - iiled with
the. tiwilient expentlittlie 0 1 ma n ti ,t h t .
bet.
•
CHARGE OF THE' DRES BRIGADE.
Half a league, half a league, half a league
rearward
Right through the mire and dirt,
Much to ite beauty hurt,
Drugged the rieb F kir t,
Deli a league rearward.
Half a peek, half a peek, half a peck fully—
Hirsute and woolly,
Right into the liquid air—
Rose up the pile of h*lr,
From otWer heads sundered.
Nobly astraddle on It,
Rode the brave banuet—
Rode, though It wondered.
Curls to the right of it,
Curls to the left of it,
Curls to the rear of it,
Curls that were plundered.
What Uiough men shout, "Oh, Ire r •
"Fortune you have . Squandered''
Their 's not to make reply,
Their's but to dress or die—
. "Charge , " to the elmka they cry,
Charge by the hundred '"
THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER
—What ie the next thing to bon-steal
ing ? Why, Iv cock-robin, of coulee.
the devil hie due," hut be care
ful there um much due him.
—What goat wont against a farmer's
grain II ix mow ing machine.
—The mod effective e) e water—We
mane teary.
—How to leol the beauttfui—Take hold
of a pretty lady's hand.
--To proinotoearly rising —Take a good
Pit Ig of yeast before retiring.
—Beneath one's nodes—Advartiee
meets on the pavement.
--IY . orking fur dear life" is defined to
be making clothes fora new baby.
—Motto for the femille •u6ragirts—
'bnee-more into did breeebes;dear friends."
--Large chromium bed. have been
found in Maryland and Pennaylva,,ilL
—Mexico, in three centuries, has pro
duced $3,500,000 in silver bullion.
- 'll'hy is a butcher's shop like hie
hoots Itqc SUM) he carries his calves there.
--There are aver fnrty totmecn factnnes
in Richmond, Vil , employing 2,500 persons
—We ate only able to recognise Time
I who vOMOP to the clock door R e we will
whhn he holds hie hands before his fare
----Robert Bonner says his New York
/..•dyer is to be the "official organ" of /Wei
dent (I rant's administration.
--The New Orleans P‘rwyour says the
reported Cuban filibustering mot email( in
New Orleans In • 'myth'
--A City ler boat has been launched at
Philadelphia, and will probably ho ready
for sense() by the flrtt of January
-II anging it mackerel to your coat tail
and imagining yourrelf it whale. cunttittitct
co , ' fish arirtorracy.
-Color iv a good thing, but where it is
confined exclusively to the nose, it is neith
er complimentary nor ornamontal.
—What k the I lifferunve between the
entrance to a barn and an over talkative
person One is a barn door and the; other
a darn bore
—Write cot, haul., in kindnesc, lino
Ind merry nn tho hearts of those yeti rotor
in contact wit 11, and you will never be for
gotten
toly 4lividod Into two great
ttiovo who have morn dinner, than
appetite', and t hiivei who ha•e more appe
tite" thuin dinner:-
-To do the thing properly in \ evr
Yurk at a wcading, the bride inntt o
eight liridesm•ldq. and a hundrt7d dollar
loodie beside. iho ono The to amen
--There- ts a real idol temple erected
and formally es tablixhail in the United
Stater, nt Portland, Oregon. The building
ix completed, and the Chinoutea are aoivel •
ong tgeil in turn Will ins it.
b.
—ltardy Johiiiun, u; whom es/ much
pas expected, silnins to have -lost hld head,"
',a we presume' will lose hu place. lie
giver sntwfaelaon to neither patty on • this
side of the water.
--Smith lives In Cincinnati. there
are six hundred and tsenty three of hini
doing hotline st In that city, and those of
him who lire named John have dwindled
him to two hundred and ten.
----A woman whn has a good figure
does not require too low a dress -to make
one aware of it ; Mit a badly made girl can
not suppose that undressing herself will
pro‘n what the hare fact denies.
totly who refured, to give, after'
hearing a charily at'Ottibtt, hill bcrr rocket
picked NS the way leaving the church.
Un tual,tig the dbeo very "The
pardon could not find the way to my pocket,
but the devil did
--The ‘lO/keow tte . the OEMS'
organ 01 the It t rFian hlmperor, eontaln4 an
editorial 114ti , ..1g nu alliance•of France and
Itu,.o‘. It Arls th, inlereAs of bn9t na
tions eau kr./Au evetyrthere, and their
'naive will eertain guaiontee of Ha
roßean
At le recent dinner in dale city, at
which nn bales were preeetit, a' man, in
reepontling tb the toast "Woiuttti'.: dieu
Almost solely ep tht? frailty ,of the eft:,
clainvnr, !lilt the heel nm9ng them were
little better than the weret, the chief
dillerenee being their bturrnuntlingT"
At the conel.ion of tn . ;
spiteh,
gentleman present rose to his feet, and
said :
.1 truet the gentleman penitent in the
application of hie remarks, referred 4o
WI own mother and Mater', and not to
ostrB
The effect of this most jug t and time.
ty rebuke was overwhelming; the ma
ligner of women WBll covered with coo
fusion and shame.
This incident serves nu excellent pur
pose.in prefacing a few words on this
subject
Of all the evils prevalent among men,
we know meta) more blighting in its
moral effects than the tendency to speak
slightingly of the virtue of women. Nor
Is there anything In which young men
are se thoroughly mistaken as in the low
estimate they form of the integrity of
women—not of their own mothers, who.
they forget, are somebody elm'i mothers
and sutlers.
Plain words should be spoken ou this
point, for the evil is a general one, and
deep rooted. If
,young men pre some
times thrown into the society of thought-
Tette, or even lewd women, they hare no
more right to measure all other women
by what they see of these than they
would have to estimate the character of
honest and respectable citizen, by the
developments of crime in our police
courts.
Let young men remember that their
chief happiness in life depends upon
their faith in woman. No worldly wis
dom, no misanthropic philosophy, no
generalization can cover or weaken this
fundamental truth It stands like the
record of God himself—for it is nothing
less than this—and should put an ever
lasting seal upon lips that are wont to
spead slightingly of women —l'acl.ard
.Ifonthly
A Love.—Children, look, in
those eyes, listen to that dear voioe.
notice the feeling or even a single touch
that is bestowed upon you by that gen
tlehand ' Make much of it while you
have that must preciolis of all geed gifis
—a loving mother ! Read the unfatbom•
able love of those eyes; the kind anxi
ety of that tune and look however slight
your pain In after Itf.• you may have
fond dear, kind friends, bait never will
you have again the inexpressable love
and gentlene'ss laviXbed Dronsou•valch
none but a mother bestows: Often do I
sigh in my struggles with tho hard un
caring world for the sweet, dm•p securi
ty I felt when of an evening, nestling
toper hotiltn, I listenea to some quiet
tale enttable to My age, rend in her
tender and untiring voice, ! XNever cnn I
fol get_her awret glance tcht upon me
when I appdared to ?deep, never her
kis.' of pence nt night' fears have
pa• Ned away nmce we laid her beptde
my father to the old churchyard---yet
w till her voice whrepera from the grave,
and her eye watchen over me as I emit
spot+ lung etnce hallowed to the memory
of my mother
I:ent4rArrtu F —Theft'. are log of
young men with whom the spending of
money 19 n positive disease They con
stantly demonstrate the truth of the
familar proverb. There is IV sort of
futal profusion in their habits Women
are accused very unfairly of being over
estraragant As a rule, men are far
iimre so, and the account evilest them
is principally duo to those who frittur
everything they gain or sell in number
less and nameless critics A woman has
a natural title to acing well clad, to
being indeed clad so as to make the
most of her appearance She has a
sense fos, jewelry, - To deny her urns
menu Is to stifle a genuine and reason
able instinct But a man who parts
with a considerable portion of his in
come in order to comply with every
freak of his tailor, and who really seems
to have only used his brains upon the
patterns otneektivs, 19 one of the most
pitiable creatures ahoy.
iii i 8,1111.-80[11V mean fellow
has recently taken down the entire COD
vereation between two ladies during a
fasloonable call, and reportm verbatim
all that was said, as follows:
"Hew do you do, my dear "Putty
welt• thank you." (They kissed.]
••llow lave you been this age?"
"Pally w.rll. flow bare you been?"
"Very wehl thank you." "Pleasant to
day." '.l - cv, very bright—but we had
a slower,Yeatarday." '•Are all your
people well v' ..Quite well, thank you;
how are yours'!" "Kerlr well, I'm orlig
alt,to you." •;Ilave you Seen Mary B
r' "No, but I've ecenSusew
C—." .••ion don't say so ! It aka
well?" ..Very well. I believe." [Mr-
Bing] ' must you go ?" "Yes, iudoed I
have seven call td make." "Do call
again soon." , •'Thank you; but yews
don't call on me once in an age." "Oh,
you should not say so; I'm sure l'luss
very good." ' , Good bye:"