A waste of lond, n sodden plain, A lurid sunset sky, \lila clouds that fled and faded fast, In ghostly phenttry A•fielopturned by trampling feet. Aflold implied with elain, With horse and rider blent in death. tho battle plain. The dying and the dead lie low ; For dean no more shall rise The evening moon, nor midnight slats, Nor daylights soft surprise. They wake no spore to tenderest call, Nor ace again each home Where waiting hearts shall thrcb and break When this day's tidings come. •' • • • a a a Two soldiers lying ac they fell Upon the reddened clay, In daytime foes, at night at. Reace, Breathing•their lives away. Brave hearts had stirred each man ly' breast, Fate only made them foes; And lying, dying, side by side A softer feeling rose. "Our lima is short," ono faint voice said, "To day wo did oar best On different sides ; what matter now ' To-morrow we're at rest. Life lies behind; I might not care For only my own sake, Ilut far away are other hearti That this day's work will break Ainong.New Hampshire's musty hills . There pray for me to night A woman k and a little girl, With hair like goldbu light— . And at the thought, broke forth ut last The cry of anguish wild, That would not longer be repressed— "Oh Otul! my wile—toy F.hild "And," said the other dying man, "Airosi the (Might yitestri, There watch and wait for MO loved ones I'll never nee again. A little ohilti with dark bright eyes, Each day waits ■t the door The father's step, the father's ki-e That never greet her more. -To-day-we sought each other's live,— Death levels all that now, For FOOD, before (norm merry sent Togelherrwo shall bow. Forgive each other while we ma) . We's but a weary game , And right or ',mug, to-morrow's tun Will find us dead the same." The dying lips the pardon breathe. The dying bonds entwine , Tho last ray dies, and over all The stare front Heaven chino, And the little girt with golden hair, 'rho ono with dark eyes bright, On Ilankpoliire's lira and Ooorgia's plain, Were fatherless that night. Elopement in A Skiff---The Story of a Young Couple who Roosted one Night on a Sand Bar. Yesterday morning as Justice Jecko was setting in his ollice poring over the election returns and congratulating him self on his good luck in being swindled out of the nomination for sheriff, a young man from the rural districts entered and inquired timidly if the squire was in Jecko informed loin that he was apatite of the pence, and woo some times called squirc,for short snit the young nun tiluOling awl canting his eyes upon the floor, "what hag a fellow got to do in thin State when be wants to get married"' "The first thing he triimt 41o," replied the Justice. - le to get it om " -0, in !bat 'ill' No Iteet44e' telling it church' "Nary license—nary church old roougli, and the glr, is old encillgh, the law considers they arc both big enough, and thu rest ie nobody ' s buot- "That's juet ad ettr.y an rolling• oil log Think I'll come to Misvouri to . live They have more freedom hero than over in Illinoy whar I come from 'Squire," he continued, laying his hand familiarly on the Judge's shoulder, gol a gal out thar at the door andwilie and me are awful anxious to get spliced We had a bard time , tealing away from the phi folka, and had to come down the Illinoy river in a akin I.avt night we camped on a valid liar, and I tell you it won't do to put of the gettin' married part any longer Susan would no ver forgive me if it woo put oft, because she says there would be talk about on roovting on the gull bar. "Well, just bring .Butan in, and I'll fx the thing all 'tiolit in ilia minutes Siegwart the constable, will be here pretty coon, and ho will be th4i witness " ".111 right; e t t e'm right out hero In front of a pile a cabbage ,, , and VII fetch her in at once." The young Man hicpped out and in a moment returned accompanied by a rosy checked damsel, dressed in red calico with white spots and wearing a heavy green veil. Lifting up her %ail eho said: "Mister, I don't want to have any foolne about ibis heir marriage. If you arc n real squire it's all right; but I have heard of fellers passing themselves off for squires that was no squires at all " nee lny Hign odt nt the door; ain't Ihni enough to natiory you? I'll show you my oommismon • I seed 'John Jeeko. Juqice of the Peace' pa,i,uted on it botti'd, but there ain't nott In' shouk'squire on it." ' 0, We all thou same, we are called Justices in Missoni I, and not squires." "Well, go ahead, lake you at a •enture, but if you fool me you'll catch Itail Colo mbut' fot it some of these days. If yo u wasn't a good looking man I would doubt your word but yo. aro too pretty to tell n lie " In tt ehotl Itwc Siege art came iu, It` t he . I ti , tlOC NH t he young cou p le to join hanik. They dui Nn, t nth blushing and 'ookieg luh.ily of i nrh tubtr In lese itteutionol the iwnin were _....., c ) - - - A- 1 %& e N ,- . . ) '-''-'s Th i Cri -------- % _, s -i if 1 tc)4 ti IrII 1 i_ i f -,,,,./. -- I.L) ( ----- Y,'-'- - -- ''\ ' BM VOL. 13 , BELLEFONTE, PA., FRIDAY DECEMBER 4, 1868. NO. ,48. made man and wife, and when the lard, word was spoken the bride sttpped up to the Justice, and putting her lips aloe° to hie, said, "I epos° you want to salute the bride , don't you f" "Certainly," replied -leek°, and put ting one arm around the plump neck of the lady, 'he gave her such a smack that Siegwart thought a pane of glass was broken. "Fire away, Squire !" said the bride groom "take just as ninny of Ibem as you can stand up under; there's plenty left for me I guess." 01 ou got yours - in advance. Thomas and Squire ie such a pretty man that he can have another if he wants it " The bridegroom then handed the Jua floe a a ten dollar bill, and told him his first lioy should be named John, and if it wag- a girdhe'd call her Josephine in honor of the countable. lie became oommunicative, and told a long story of his couftship and elopement lie said that he and Susan bad Gong had a han kering after each other, but 114. r mother wanted her to starry a preacher on the circuit, who had recently lost his wife, and had four children whp were suffering for a step mother Susan did not like the idea of taking care of other people's children, and the short and long of it wan that one night they stole away from the neighborhood, and purchasing a skiff front a fishertnati near Perkin, had come down the river in St Louis le get married Thomas said if th 6 preacher made any fuss about it he would girk him a sound threshing when he returned. The happy couple put up at Ilarsturrea intending to remain two or three days to see the sights of the city E.,/tfingr The Two Apprentices Tw:') boys were apprenticed inn car • pettier s shop. One determined to niche himself a thorough workman', the other “didn't care." One read and studied, ■nd got hooka that would help him' to understand the principh of los trade Ile spent his evenings at home reading. The other liked fon lie often went with the other hop to have in "good game," "Com(' he often said to hie, shoputate, •'leave your old book's, come with us What 14 the use of all this rending If I 111F.ISIP I ilehy golden inotosnit, ' answered the boy, shad loee what I shall never make up It bile the boys were skill Nitre:limes an offer 11 two thousand dollars appear ed in the newspaper) for the beet plan (or a State (louse to Lo built in one of the Eastern ;Armlet-. The studious Loy 11119 the advertisement, and detettnined to try for it After a careful tautly he drew out lii94llxne, and sent them cc the committee We ruppose he did not realy expect to gain the prize, butt still ho thenght, "there Le nothing like try- In about a wed: afterwArds, a gentle man arrived at tho carpenter's shop, and tutiuir,Al if an architect by the name of Wadtingt on IVilberforee IlYed there "No," said the elrpenter. "no arch,- Ice!., but 1 . 90,g0t vt apprentice by that "Let's nee him, — Paid the gentleman The young inauRIVI tiummon2d, and informed that h la plan was excepted, and hat the two thousand dollars were his. The gentleman then said that the boy must put up the building; and his em ployer was 29 proud of his NUCCCFIN that he willingly gave him his time and let hint go , The studious young carpenter became one of the firbt arehitecls in the country. Ile made a fortune, and stands high in the estimation of everybody, while his fellow apprentice can hardly earn food for himself and family by his doily It bor. A Court on a Bust The Texas patient have for some days been alluding to the egoitingdonduct o„f Judge Sabin, military appointee to the office of Judge of too Circuit Court.— The Brenham Inquirer tbue degoribeg the conduct of hie honor at Brenham, inolu• ding his effiratice and his exit: Ou Saturday night's train arrived the Judge slightly fainting. On Sunday, and especially at night, the Judge be conic beastly drunk, using language to good citizens unbecoming his position, which ...dote ea;ed Lim from a bound pummelling. (In Monday -morning re• ports were rite t I the departure of the Judge Shortly, however, it wan p..cer tamed t hat he had departed be "STATE RIGHTS AND I'DDEITLAL UNION." country in company with a freetnian in searth of buttermilk. Jurors and wit nesses were pouring into town. During rtle evening the Jude returned, at d af ter Imbibing atttroptod 4 1,3 reach the court house, iu which he finally suc ceeded. Aftei conning the steps of the courf-yard and climbing up the steps, ho succeeded in reaching the bench The court was called, but adjournetran til•four o'clock the following day. The Judge was certainly the muddiest man ever seen, nud exhibited the appearance of having wallowed with the hog& by the assistance of an attorney he was en abled to reach the hotel, amid the laugh and jeer. of thousands who witnessed Ow) •drange procedure The next evening found the judge in nn better condition, but hp finally man agi.l to reach the stand, shorn of the extra mud Court was called, the Grand Jury with little or no charge, court ad journed, and the Judge called at the bar, took another smile, and reached his ho tel, During the night he became no better • On Tuesday morning, about daylight, In ft bar-room be announced big inten tion of going down on the train When a.;ketl what he would do with the Court, he mud "let it go to "Then, Judgc, what will yeti, do with the Grand Jury, now sitting"' •'Let them it till they hatch, ire anewerati. The train conrered the Judge on hie homeward trip The above in a plain, unvarnished statement of facia, tie we hear and have PM', and needs no comment at our }mode. The eludgojso, military appointee, Making a Convert Jack Taffrail had been a sailor for twenty years tieing very riving and economical, an Unusual with the craft, he wto et last possessed of a handsome amount iiitnoncy , and then he resolved to •ettle on shore and get married Baring acquired the repulatim of a peaceable and agreeable neighbor, the minpiter of the pariah took a decided in terest in his welfare Ile therefore called on Jack ?very Sunday, for several weeks, to induce him to go to church -What's the use my going there now," aidittl Jack, ..when I wasn't there bollonce since I was a boy '" '•Where do you expect to go to, when you ho'''' asked the minister —Oh, ruff it out, 118 I havo al wuyo done Ive never dote any MEI ••9'hat 1.4 not enough,•' replied the rnitiirter, and, in continuation, asked ••Il aye you ever done any good'' \ es, sir, I hove , a very good thing did once " "What was that made a convert of a Jew to the Christian fmth " '•I hardly think you have enough of learning and lowera of argument to ac complish such a difficult tank ' 'Oh, it wasn't by larnin' I did it,,but by a way of my own " "Well, I should like like to hear how you managed that " •iPlease'int down, then, and I will tell you the whole yarn ' The minister having been seated, Jack commenced hie story thus "One day, whet' I was on the debk of my ship, in Portsmouth Harbor, I heard a splash in the water, and on looking over the board, whom did I pee flounder ing.there but Ikey Solomon's, a clothes dealer. Oh, sir, I knew him well, for . several times he shut up my eye is.buyi ing elope from him I thought at first to let him drown, but a feelin' I bid for pia soul madame change my mind. So 'with my band over hand by the ethic', I soon grabbed him by the hair, and held his head above the-water 'Will :ou be ('',hristiati" says I. 'No, I mint bo a Christian,' says he ; 'but save tie, and I'll give you ten pound.' •I doe' want your money,' says I ; and so I dived him again, holdiNhint fast all the fine.— Presently I let him up, and I aces him ngin:‘ , 'Will yeti be a Christiattr . says I. 'No, I can't be a Christian,' tap, he. ,'but save me, lave me, and I'lle ire you a hundred pound: 'Blast your money,' says I. and I dived hi'm a sechd time, he looked almovt like a drowsed rat.— 'Now, tiii,s is the third and lat time of sain,;' 'will you be a Chrlstia,!' says 1. 'I a I,' says he. -then, your eyes, die in the Christian kith'' so I let hits down, Bud he neve came up &gain 'Flit minister thought I t sr/ speculiai innife•or eqiirert Jonny Shrimp's Composition, on Ma and Aunt Jerueha Nis in my limber. lam her eon.— Ma's name is Mrs. Shrimp; she is the wife of Mr. Shrimp, and Mr. Shrimp is her husband. l's is my father. My Daniels John George Washington Shrimp Therefore, pa's some is Shrimp too ; and and so'is ms's. My ma has a ma. She is my grand ma She is mother-in-law to my pa.— My pa soya that mother-in-lawaesought to be vetoed. I like my grandma better than pa does. She-brings me ten-cent stamps and bolivars She don't bring any to pa Maybe that's why be don't like her. Aunt clematis is my soul Shen pa wan a Hillis boy she win his little sister I like little sisters Dickyvlilopps has a little sister, liar name is Rom I take her out riding en my MM. ALIA JCTU sha don't like her She calls her "that Mopps girl " I think Aunt Jeruelus ought to be ashamed of herself. A tint clematis is a very pious woman. She never wants us to talk aloud on . Su ndor, and rays we ought to have cold dinner- She hears me say the cate chism, sod knows It 'all without the book Slit says that Susan Jane is spoiling that boy Susan Jane is ma, and that boy is sac She says she hopes that the baby will early show a change of heart If a change of heart would make baby stop crying, I wish so too. Aunt Jerusha lives with 114 Some- Woes I think ma would rather hove her live with somebody else. I asked Aunt Jerushe once why she didn't marry somebody and set up for herself. &he said that many and many a man had wanted to merry Ler, but while her poor Susan Jane was in such a state of health She couldn't think of leaving.-- Ilcsides, she said, whet would becomeof your poor pa! Aunt Jarusha sometimes has a stale of health, too. On washing-days she has the headache, and doe; her head up with brown paper and vinegar, and I hate to make toast for her at the kitchen fire. I make some for myself, too a Aunt Jerusha says that nobody knows what she has done for that boy That boy is Ns, again I told pa what elle said Ile said it was just so Nobody did know Malays that Aunt Jerusha means well, and that she's pa's dear mis ter I don't see why that's any reason she should always scold me when 1 eat cabbage with rt knife. Jon N G WAHII/NIA 1116101 A TRUE Sronv --Once upon.a time an stories were generally begun in my childhood clays—there lived two little sisters in the town of T— They loved each other dearly, an ,isters and brothers should alwaym do •ts they were playing one evening on the pave meot before their father's door, the lit tle one, whom we will call "Brown eyes," threw n pebble, unfortunately hitting her sister, whom wr will call , iltlue eye, " Several gentlemen stand tog hair, seeing the accident, r xpecteil to hear a lend scream and angry voice, saying -1 ou ugly thing, I•lljust mother purpottu - I know you did -you mean ugly dung," and en on, as angry children will talk. But three gentlrineu heti,' nothing of the kind. Voe to he hit by a petilde hurts Ai I said, Blue eyes stood fur a mo ment looking at poor, dismayed Brown eyes, thee lie ran to her, threw her arms around her and said "Don't cry, little enter, 1 ynow you didn't mean to hit me Rise me, dear,•' and the staters kissed and enthroned each other fondly. The gentlemen .who eaw the little ones told their father of it, ridding • '•We never saw anything like that before;' Alas l. , and is sisterly and brotherly love and forbearance co rare a thing, that the loving eider's conduct should call forth a remark like that! Dear children, do he kind anttloAng ORB. hut especially so to your minters Ad brothers, whom God has given you to love Try to he like Jeans, viho not only loves those who love Him, but Ile l ,loves Ilia enemies.— Ile died that Ilia ttemies might live. ---For a greet Eriany years the gum skint, hove made tale "of the expansive properties of freezing water ill quarry ing operations. In summer they drill erevie , s in tit narble and fit theta with .4 1 water The of winter eanses the nail ito net le wedge. and enormous notsse , of marble are tuns detd - iiled with the. tiwilient expentlittlie 0 1 ma n ti ,t h t . bet. • CHARGE OF THE' DRES BRIGADE. Half a league, half a league, half a league rearward Right through the mire and dirt, Much to ite beauty hurt, Drugged the rieb F kir t, Deli a league rearward. Half a peek, half a peek, half a peck fully— Hirsute and woolly, Right into the liquid air— Rose up the pile of h*lr, From otWer heads sundered. Nobly astraddle on It, Rode the brave banuet— Rode, though It wondered. Curls to the right of it, Curls to the left of it, Curls to the rear of it, Curls that were plundered. What Uiough men shout, "Oh, Ire r • "Fortune you have . Squandered'' Their 's not to make reply, Their's but to dress or die— . "Charge , " to the elmka they cry, Charge by the hundred '" THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER —What ie the next thing to bon-steal ing ? Why, Iv cock-robin, of coulee. the devil hie due," hut be care ful there um much due him. —What goat wont against a farmer's grain II ix mow ing machine. —The mod effective e) e water—We mane teary. —How to leol the beauttfui—Take hold of a pretty lady's hand. --To proinotoearly rising —Take a good Pit Ig of yeast before retiring. —Beneath one's nodes—Advartiee meets on the pavement. --IY . orking fur dear life" is defined to be making clothes fora new baby. —Motto for the femille •u6ragirts— 'bnee-more into did breeebes;dear friends." --Large chromium bed. have been found in Maryland and Pennaylva,,ilL —Mexico, in three centuries, has pro duced $3,500,000 in silver bullion. - 'll'hy is a butcher's shop like hie hoots Itqc SUM) he carries his calves there. --There are aver fnrty totmecn factnnes in Richmond, Vil , employing 2,500 persons —We ate only able to recognise Time I who vOMOP to the clock door R e we will whhn he holds hie hands before his fare ----Robert Bonner says his New York /..•dyer is to be the "official organ" of /Wei dent (I rant's administration. --The New Orleans P‘rwyour says the reported Cuban filibustering mot email( in New Orleans In • 'myth' --A City ler boat has been launched at Philadelphia, and will probably ho ready for sense() by the flrtt of January -II anging it mackerel to your coat tail and imagining yourrelf it whale. cunttittitct co , ' fish arirtorracy. -Color iv a good thing, but where it is confined exclusively to the nose, it is neith er complimentary nor ornamontal. —What k the I lifferunve between the entrance to a barn and an over talkative person One is a barn door and the; other a darn bore —Write cot, haul., in kindnesc, lino Ind merry nn tho hearts of those yeti rotor in contact wit 11, and you will never be for gotten toly 4lividod Into two great ttiovo who have morn dinner, than appetite', and t hiivei who ha•e more appe tite" thuin dinner:- -To do the thing properly in \ evr Yurk at a wcading, the bride inntt o eight liridesm•ldq. and a hundrt7d dollar loodie beside. iho ono The to amen --There- ts a real idol temple erected and formally es tablixhail in the United Stater, nt Portland, Oregon. The building ix completed, and the Chinoutea are aoivel • ong tgeil in turn Will ins it. b. —ltardy Johiiiun, u; whom es/ much pas expected, silnins to have -lost hld head," ',a we presume' will lose hu place. lie giver sntwfaelaon to neither patty on • this side of the water. --Smith lives In Cincinnati. there are six hundred and tsenty three of hini doing hotline st In that city, and those of him who lire named John have dwindled him to two hundred and ten. ----A woman whn has a good figure does not require too low a dress -to make one aware of it ; Mit a badly made girl can not suppose that undressing herself will pro‘n what the hare fact denies. totly who refured, to give, after' hearing a charily at'Ottibtt, hill bcrr rocket picked NS the way leaving the church. Un tual,tig the dbeo very "The pardon could not find the way to my pocket, but the devil did --The ‘lO/keow tte . the OEMS' organ 01 the It t rFian hlmperor, eontaln4 an editorial 114ti , ..1g nu alliance•of France and Itu,.o‘. It Arls th, inlereAs of bn9t na tions eau kr./Au evetyrthere, and their 'naive will eertain guaiontee of Ha roßean At le recent dinner in dale city, at which nn bales were preeetit, a' man, in reepontling tb the toast "Woiuttti'.: dieu Almost solely ep tht? frailty ,of the eft:, clainvnr, !lilt the heel nm9ng them were little better than the weret, the chief dillerenee being their bturrnuntlingT" At the conel.ion of tn . ; spiteh, gentleman present rose to his feet, and said : .1 truet the gentleman penitent in the application of hie remarks, referred 4o WI own mother and Mater', and not to ostrB The effect of this most jug t and time. ty rebuke was overwhelming; the ma ligner of women WBll covered with coo fusion and shame. This incident serves nu excellent pur pose.in prefacing a few words on this subject Of all the evils prevalent among men, we know meta) more blighting in its moral effects than the tendency to speak slightingly of the virtue of women. Nor Is there anything In which young men are se thoroughly mistaken as in the low estimate they form of the integrity of women—not of their own mothers, who. they forget, are somebody elm'i mothers and sutlers. Plain words should be spoken ou this point, for the evil is a general one, and deep rooted. If ,young men pre some times thrown into the society of thought- Tette, or even lewd women, they hare no more right to measure all other women by what they see of these than they would have to estimate the character of honest and respectable citizen, by the developments of crime in our police courts. Let young men remember that their chief happiness in life depends upon their faith in woman. No worldly wis dom, no misanthropic philosophy, no generalization can cover or weaken this fundamental truth It stands like the record of God himself—for it is nothing less than this—and should put an ever lasting seal upon lips that are wont to spead slightingly of women —l'acl.ard .Ifonthly A Love.—Children, look, in those eyes, listen to that dear voioe. notice the feeling or even a single touch that is bestowed upon you by that gen tlehand ' Make much of it while you have that must preciolis of all geed gifis —a loving mother ! Read the unfatbom• able love of those eyes; the kind anxi ety of that tune and look however slight your pain In after Itf.• you may have fond dear, kind friends, bait never will you have again the inexpressable love and gentlene'ss laviXbed Dronsou•valch none but a mother bestows: Often do I sigh in my struggles with tho hard un caring world for the sweet, dm•p securi ty I felt when of an evening, nestling toper hotiltn, I listenea to some quiet tale enttable to My age, rend in her tender and untiring voice, ! XNever cnn I fol get_her awret glance tcht upon me when I appdared to ?deep, never her kis.' of pence nt night' fears have pa• Ned away nmce we laid her beptde my father to the old churchyard---yet w till her voice whrepera from the grave, and her eye watchen over me as I emit spot+ lung etnce hallowed to the memory of my mother I:ent4rArrtu F —Theft'. are log of young men with whom the spending of money 19 n positive disease They con stantly demonstrate the truth of the familar proverb. There is IV sort of futal profusion in their habits Women are accused very unfairly of being over estraragant As a rule, men are far iimre so, and the account evilest them is principally duo to those who frittur everything they gain or sell in number less and nameless critics A woman has a natural title to acing well clad, to being indeed clad so as to make the most of her appearance She has a sense fos, jewelry, - To deny her urns menu Is to stifle a genuine and reason able instinct But a man who parts with a considerable portion of his in come in order to comply with every freak of his tailor, and who really seems to have only used his brains upon the patterns otneektivs, 19 one of the most pitiable creatures ahoy. iii i 8,1111.-80[11V mean fellow has recently taken down the entire COD vereation between two ladies during a fasloonable call, and reportm verbatim all that was said, as follows: "Hew do you do, my dear "Putty welt• thank you." (They kissed.] ••llow lave you been this age?" "Pally w.rll. flow bare you been?" "Very wehl thank you." "Pleasant to day." '.l - cv, very bright—but we had a slower,Yeatarday." '•Are all your people well v' ..Quite well, thank you; how are yours'!" "Kerlr well, I'm orlig alt,to you." •;Ilave you Seen Mary B r' "No, but I've ecenSusew C—." .••ion don't say so ! It aka well?" ..Very well. I believe." [Mr- Bing] ' must you go ?" "Yes, iudoed I have seven call td make." "Do call again soon." , •'Thank you; but yews don't call on me once in an age." "Oh, you should not say so; I'm sure l'luss very good." ' , Good bye:"