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'red ter • movintrissuirrre and Business Netlees leper et at the Oust rates. and every daeription Of JOB PRINTING fiXiCtrrilD In the neatest meaner, et the lowest prises, end ° with the utmost despatch." vil prrithal44, • lame collection of type, we ore pre pared he middy, the order, of our friends US ItttSfe 111:irtttorp.- 11.. a. iIIOCKMIAN , BUIRTITOIL AND CONVEYA ■ILLE/OHM PP.YN'A n. IFILAIR, ATTORNEY AT LAW ti'+MLLSrOYTS, ►A 411se r. tho Ansa., mond floor 0 ■ IVALLIBTIIR WATCLISTIRIS ac BEAVER, .411TORNEY8 AT LAW, ___ _ azairoxia, L. J. CIRANS, 'ATTORNIY AT .LAW AND REAL ESTATE AGENT IrLD, CLEAR/RI n Co , r• tlll - 1111MS X. RANKIN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, witnnwrowea, PIES WA lAMB, CB Ole Diamond, one door west of the Mist Whs. - I<iBTl 111117VJA — CICH AR D, ATTORNEY AT LAW, 11111.1.13FONTK, PEN 'N A Oies kneranr neoupied LI the fun Jame, Burn Ado 3,4 t. SURGEON DENTIST sr Ltaroart, CZNTRR Co . l'A is Rol , prepared U. Walt upon all who anaj damra Gls protcasionat services !Lama at his raaldainoe on Spring 'Wee sviLLibd r fOr'so LINN A arit.stori: AITgIItSFY'S AT LAW Ille• 01-tllegnny it) rh., bnibiing loony fooaupi , d llotaet,MeAlltoter, JI.It, A C,, U 13=1ZEEI ritOTOGIR .0118 L •DACI IL/MICE:OTV rf:R, lakes daily 41,14iept8undnyai from M r r so 5 I it Y.l K .I.lAh l 4 KT, La hi. aplandid aralson. A raule Oullding Ilidtefdat• n'& PR. G. L. rOTTIi• SUILUEON • BELL.KroSir. ra r• °0.," 11 igl,4'rroot Old ott ) •u,•11.1 leo Utti:;!• ,. :1C• 11' • hhl:7l•;.g.q;;•:4l"‘tillet"lTL'llrf"Li) U. IVIIT('11111 , 1.11,„ I' 11 . 1 CIA.• II .1 ry,,sll, • s •Illr I 1 . wilt gltandl I rribto,l4l , lll• I ~, I' la • L. 1.4r.111.01) 'Ron itt•ir 1,1 . 11,1.34 ..1,1 41. ppbli. , Ilfloa In Al ii.• II 1 , , 'ar affil 1., on Spring It, ,• ?di ✓ (I dia V VIT. ou t. r . 1,, • i I X 1 , 0,11 s Hell, do .11,1•11ANDEINI, 4A l , P 1( \ I Y 1 I I .111 , = olds /toy nnitl• Arc Ida 01•10 Ire C M Mil. 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CO =1 D•posiU Roos[sod ---41111. of Esobangs Mild Notes Dissonnted —lnterest Pahl on Spacial Deposits— Oollsotions Made, an I Proooods ftennittod Prompt. y —Fixahang• on tho East eons', ntly on hand J 111.STOVEH, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW BKILMFONTt, risN'A Will practice hie professloo fu the several Courts of Centre County, All business intrusted to Wm will berfaithlully attended to Particular attention paid to collections, and all monies promptly re seitte4. Can be consulted In the Merman as well es in the English language 011ioe en High mt., formerly oceupled by Judre a, psroside m 1 D. O. Ilostl, Esq. 01•11/.111I Y HALL 1111&L$ 4 119Olir, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, • stiLLeroars, Pf.,11.0A. lir di attempt poneptre to all business entrusted to Aiselr oats. 0111. to in •ho building farmorly ooeu /ilk Its Yea. Jan T Hale OA3St. Muss Lacs & Ifor will attend co my business &minus" abuses is Conran!, and will be as slated ly rse Is bite trial of all esney,p4rusted to Olen. J.trAor-T...lutst )somber 15, N. N. Clignint, DRUOONT. 11161411POITE, PA. ININOLINALE AMP RiTAID D OfOrs MedWinton, Peeittnery, P•lnts, Oh, Val. .slohoe, Dro•Stulh, %Wet Savo, &whoa, Hair sod Toots Bnwhee, Vapor sted-Pellet Arthim, Trams!' Ma Shoulder mimosa 9 1 1$011,_0• 6 4 2 . Customers will hod ArytrOailowaplete wad fresh, sad all mid at moderate mime. .hortiwetwora sod Phyolohuts , 0111 the oountry are wilted to examine my stook. • - BARE ZEDIFCED. STA,TES UNION HOTEL, ae• a GOB PH Mark etlLAD Strut, ELPAIA, above 40111_, " G. W. KUM& Pr•priiitor lwrr :-41 26 rait DAT. •LAir W r. ATTURNUO3 AT LAW, lIIILLIWONTA, PA. Jaw llausanos hto assowistwi with Wu. P. 11 ID the prawtio• of Law. Prole& "UMW bagasse trestimi is their can will repo ea .=tetiebeion. They NW attend the several 611 lie We O,usliea of Notre, Clinton and Obswiladd, Ogee us Allogbany at in in t o linildhis for. nitittornosertnellolt Ltno A 'Wilton, REPORT OF TaE AUDITORS OF CENTRE COUNTY FOB Tilt.: Th'Alt. ÜBW W. W Brown, Eel , Treasurer, In Account wish Centre County. • - . Dr. To amount received Crete Culleutorm — and other sources, $22.672 62 fly 'meant of Cowinlsidore', order, lifted. $25,3118 78 ' Trensuresi Commie,.lona on 4k:5,- 338 78, 1,280 94 t• Allowance for Postage, Ac 10.00 s26dlb 72 Belem•., due County Tremirer 3,942 12 TIIOSIA S McCOY, SM , Sheriff //I nerount with Centre county Dr. To nnn,uo l'of County order, sltlr, 12 f,a and floes collected, 1218 10 II) boarding U1'640111.111 AA per Llll ren I=ll tiered_ $1,683 31 balance due Sheriff, 1.369 69 -We Mrs untie t' A :hot.. eCawra - mantyi In the Commonwealth of Seamytruth., do cert Ify !het agreeable to an act of Assembly, we met at the ComMirsioners offlee ip said County, on Mon day the seventh day of dentist!. A. D 1861, and dfd ft, eerie and !ROW the several accounts required of us h) law, to the beet of our j udgment and tiltitity tewiumny whereof we ereto apt our hen& this tenth dar l ofJanuary, A. D.lBlll. JERICIIIIA *AYES, JAS WI .I,IAMS, Auditors. DEL: SCHROCK, Receipts and Expenditures of Centre county for the Year A. D . 1860. We, !bp Comtui,sionore of Centreeousity, egree &hi tom, an act of Aasetohly, entitled en " Ael IA only rates and levies." requiring the (7 ...Mel, of the nave-al Counties of this Com monwealth to inblith nnnually ■ statement of the It, eel In ntol lo . mlitures of their respeot lee C 1.110114, Ito report the following, viz from the 7th day of January A D 1140, to the 7111 try Of January. A It 11911 RECEIPTS. Tn n 1111 l not reeeiro d frodn Collectors rod orlbel noutwn ' $22 G 72 Si EX PEN 1)1'1'1 REA. Ity amount f Cointoowh•ot Mg oLJere lit I.! 25 :I.N 7,1 •• Ito,/ ll' it Hr. nn 7a.-nn C 11111110101.,6 eta :414 irt ' 1 216 91 — ...Tallownnen r Aral etatlol.t.ry IU 00 Aol'l pub, fo v 7 Harp.. Co Auditor $ . 2 00 14...br00k 12 00 •• Jr, Mop, 12 00 fi I.lvo.gaim k to A',I4ESSI lUi S • 1.1•1 t0•r..... Borough . Alf a - , .. 10 , 1n01it41 14, I ti(o5 - 1,, .if1:1 Mi ONINIISSIONI II OFFICE AI. ..•.1 11sLet I.t oer‘oced aus Illy Ctrtia , 190 011 . 1 bow , 11E.10,..•.i. 6.r Avis .irgandi nn , / 13 W.,o%er hooleitaf) n 1101 , 10 114811 31 58 mire. , 11 hoe 1.. r tofu Cm nt urn GO 00 COURT HOUSE An, t p. 1.1 to Lycotnlaig Ilosur•oce C on piny for Intoning C 11' 29 .53 Nor glom.. for C 11 launp. 1 IS 11 Derr I,r putting goo lo tamale room 41 50 D Derr for sundries 12 00 •• 10 It 'Pate for repairing Court House roof 6 67 • ' JOU Yen rger for repair ing Court Hulse roof 220 73 W B Wolf for 'Honing Court House root I Hi MI " Den) It lob for shingles fbr Coin - House root .14 80 " D. Derr Mr servile se Janitor 150 00 " D Derr for eluting wood . • and cleaning privies 1 621 '‘ Bellefonte Ides Company for Hes for CourtAllouse 100 70 J, If Creep for cutting • wood and *ening privies , 7 75 Olusing C. H windoWe 5 60 •• Mending Choi rs 4 50 " (Hallam Moore for elean• log Court House flues 8 00 .., J. T. Johnston for little 1 50 " Hon Samuel Linn fur • Chandelier and Clock for " '" ~,' Conti House 08 00 - "••- 8. Haupt and Co. for twd otosi blankets 2 50 • . J. F Green fur breaking. seal for Court House 1 23 .., Wilson & tiro 's for soil for Court House 100 00 ... A Ryan for three stoves for Court House. 37 05 IMICM COUNTY JAIL. ~ Thomas MoCoy for bal. &Doe at het lettrement 474 01 ih m lel Z. Kline for wood fur Joil 89 37 .. N. flillibleh for work and materials for Jail 9 92 .. Thor. Malay for board .iiig prisoner 193 12 •• 0 W. Lambert for plink tering. do ,at Jait • 600 ~ H. B. Trealyniny for re pairing waterplpeo, de., at Jail _ ... 6 . ••Oallige Olinger for -hem 19 bale tbr Jail Windows 3 60 , Dr. Potter arildioal *Men (lo4oo, As, to prbonrwo 8 00 , .. WllOOO L Bio.'o Or leer slibe, .24..., at Coen ly bi d 100 00 .. Bamsol 2110b0100or alas- . log Jell wladowe 2 00 ,22,87! 83 $25 t,1., 7.1 1 / 2 'ol STY Al'orToks V Vi,•,.) A uoit.,M •e C , . /11.110110 r 210 00 1 Burke! ices aliaM2l Co ( Cy .1 Jrtolo ~fin, 14 ger,l CI. rk 0.144 221 .1 1 . Perti Cltrk n. 1899 .1119 75 J I 1..1 01 - 1 g 100 i 1.0.14 If 00 / 11 11.1/0/m1 bar retifto - 1.1 I t 1411itelr•Alt01 ...r II 00 IV V II 1 , ..111 1, pt. 11421.1 1.111 1114 011,11 1 / 9 /0 57 11 as Cook for rear/ H .45 A 11 11.11011imot for trill,' rk tileing usigol/110.11•t.A I I 2l 11 LI, inplorm for books Awl At ry 191 9. 4V•I :18 COURTS CoOm ..f C• 41111/. 1.1!1% SIT-e@ 14(11 321 (WA nn , 11 . r.“,1113 1 . 111 . Pc; I ,7sJ Countablion 'wending on Juries 19 00 J 1. Pmr.iss for serslee . Tip.La% u 05 46 $,7'7.1 151 $1163 131 181113 P 2 BELLEFONTE, CENTRE CNN' COUNTY PRINTING. J t AJ. J Briabin for County ■nd extra printing 102 50 '• .1 ti, Kurtz for printing Allem books for 1860.61 65 00 tieely A Barnhart fur pub• itching Co statement 27 00 " Fred Kurtz for publish. log County statement 27 00 Kurtz A Storor for pub- Baiting Co statellanut 27 0 , Fred Kurtz fur advertls. log • 1 60 Kurtz A Stet or for od var lining appeals, printing circulars ■nd putabhing • two proclamations 62 50 " m Seely k Barnhart for pub Halting two proclamations 66 00 PREMIUNI9 ON SCALPS. For scalps of fovea, wild oats, panthers, ko. 254 65 $323 Ml 2 PUBLIC GROUNDS C. Scrimshaw (or cam. --VII 80. 4. Stes Pars ons (or strains trees In C H yard 8 00 Patrick Hans (or work on Hausa Yard 380 Court k Umbel) Brown for work on grounds 1 60 MoDermot L McCafferty "' for sundries ft B 7 1 'MeDermot for euttlng stone for coal house 2 25 INQUISITIONS ON DEAD BODIES Ww G. Welch for an in quisition on a donut body — TT las LOANS AND INTEREST (1241 tiao W Tate Intereat on •‘ I County orders • • 216 08 11 Kaufman interest on note 27 00 •• John Noßride interest on County order 76 4( 111 C Humes Intereit on County order 35 00 Blair & Hoffman assignee for money Melted Coyle 398 50 lfin " Blair d lioan OW for money loaned CO y g 3 51 " J D Turner interest' on Tate order 2 60 i " J De °berms n for wary loaned County 500 00 ii Dr E Green for Interest on County order 7 39 " Mrs it 11, Wilson inters eat on money nailed Co 64 96 .1, 8 Parsons interest on County order I 20 " Gee Livingston interest on County order and note 16 41 " . Jeoob Bumgart Internet. on County order and note 181 10 •• Jtseoh Puttsgrore interest to evunts order and note 11 00 " • M•ttbit 0 Pattemon in. serest on money loaned On. MI 00 •• M Waddle interest on v Bounty order 114 72 .. lien James hint interest Ils county order. ~ Wm. Boggs fur money loaned county 90 00 • 8 C hums & Itrn in- -.. terest on Tate order sievvitl 00 OZO EMEI Sae! ROAD VIEWS ' John M li•rtnhart for rood views In Boggs Twp 23 00 A M El,let for road dews 27 06 • Jacob 1V osier for road f views in Liberty 600 Henry Moyer for road views In Miles 8 00 Henry Dnpp (or road slew In Curtin 7 00 John Irvin for stewlni bridge at/Brech Creek 10 00 Daniel Kmlinos for toad view In Liberty 8 00 ' A Ntedariok et ■I view ing MoCell road 18 75 ' Juo T Hoover viewing rood from Mmhannon to Xylorlown 71 75 J a Irvin of al mad views, 8 00 EEO BM $lB7 60 CONSTABLES RETURNS Como.lv es for return/1 to o Ant not mileage 322 02 $132 02 kLEGTrONS. ) Electiou officers, return judges, constables and u• seasons for putting up list of maims sad attending Woollons SI 301 361 •• Rankle and Shoemaker Clerks to return judges 12 00 0 Kukines Congressional return judge 11 10 21,324 986 - MISCELLANEOUS., " Isaac luntingOln beJance due at lut eettJement $7,788 57 " Jesse L Test otationery and ofiloe repairs 314 0 50 • " Jno. T Hoover Ttauurer Agricultural, tincloly 100, 00 .. J.e. D. Turner water tax on aonnty buildings 22 60 " Suit COMlllllllliOneri vs. Worth Twp. overseen "4 90 . M P Orosthwaite esti mating ad rectum docket 5 0 Ira 0 Mitchell 'Wiling amount of Piothonotary'- and Register . 2 000 II P Teeslyulny for run ning lines between Raines and Miles township 168 25 " II P Tresiyulny for run• nine lines . f kurguson 6 Patton 87 60 " 11. P. Tree:yuln• for run -442ng Huse 'of Marlon and Bows rd 54 00 " Bellefonte boro' on 'Don't -John 1000 00 " Wier Atite 1419886 ' Asylum) for keeping 1;u -' bath,' • 431 50 " John former bill furnish ed oonoty 6 44 " J. W.,Realsl, mud can't f Proth'y and Register 4 9 41) " Eastern Penitentiary for - - triellthgeonvfote , .., 48 • 81 '. Peon's Railroad bill for freight 11 59 " John Roes for reward on Sherman and Rudy 74 00 Feb. 14th 18111.:4t THE lINION MUST AN I) 811 A L L BB • PRESERVED, And so everybody ought to "rese r ve their health In this cold weather, by plat to •- . A. STERNIIERG al the Aga of the Red Ynag, apor pvingstan't ,Book Store, apd provide theins4l,6llth suits of trartnelothlog,'et • trifling expense, °tomtits selling at erupt .le✓y. Xeit Jbibeta, Unitereleth- Ing. ke, Ao.. Am, cheaper than stir. Bellefonte, Feb. 14th, 1801• -Vol. 0: No. 6. A-4'lo and splendid 'issorindent of Val entines are Pit LA* 900•11 at 14rips torr'e Beek Biol.*. v, PEN .; neRSDA FgRRUARY 28, 1861. The LAW of SAM.Porg. I Subscribers who da not eye expresa nitlce to the cotrary are considered *tithing to con tinue the Subscription 2 If subscribers order the scontlnuweeet of their n040(110%15 the rwthfrtheitpur‘ &manna to oend Om* scald all orrearugsitors paid • 3 If subscribers nagfect or *qfus• to take that periodicals front the nlp•e to .n 44 they are di rected, they are held responeibNi. till the• bare •tiled the bill and ordered them to two disoontle. tied 4 ff subvaribers.removelo nther planes without Informing the publishers, ■nd the pertain are sent to their Airliner direction, they are held responal hle. 5 The court• have decided that refnaing to tat e papers from the Milos. or inntacrring end leav ing them uncoiled for, iaprsmaliractio evidence of Intentional freed 1458 50 Diversions of Doestiekt THE ITALIAN OPERA DIRECTIONS HOW To DO IT. $254 6.5 " Philander Pnestlcks. (tithe New York here and now to put on record his entire and perfect abhorrence and detestation of that imported nuisance denominated the opera. The said Down:kg, of the first part, does avow and declare that, according to the best of his knowledge and belier there exists on the side of the managers, singers chorus' murderers, tn'l all other persons connected with the Italian Opera companies, of the said second part, a conspiracy' to disturb the peace of mind, to corrupt understanding, and to dtbrell the morals of him, the said party of the first part, by representations upon the Stage, by the aforementioned partten of the second part, of divers and sundry strange. unquiet, and improbable actions, manocuvers. and fantastical antler, under the false and delusive pretenite that such thing& hare been dune, or could be done, or might, by some stretch of imagination, be supposed possible to be done, under similar circum stances, in Jest life, by human beings of sound minds and anstultified intellects, to the great disquiet and image of the said party of the first part, the complainant hereof. $47 93 In 9 , And the said partruf thelrat'Vart further 'charges, alleges, and makes complaint, that the said diabolical paittee of the aforesaid infernal second unbearable part, have at va rious times and Nelsons appeared helm, Lire said insured party of sir em,s, s L artiog first maltreated part, end attempt to impost on him as music, and as acting, certain hideous 1 yells, vociferation*, halloos, whoops,screarns , 1 squalls, 'whines, squeals, screeches, and Is melts ; and also, innumerable walks, leers, I shrugs, contortions, twisting'. writhing', waving of the Irma, rising on the toes, clampinge of the hands, and various other countless and indescribable vermicular wrig - piing,. And the said party of the first part avers, deposes, and swears, that howling is not music, nor is spasmodic squirming. act ing; else would a screech owl excel Jenny Lind. and an angle worm with his tail pinch ed off be a better actor than Garrick. I ,• And the ,njured party of the Brat part Prays, that the offending porde' df the sec ond part be comprehended as vagrom men, land duly dealt with ingeanner following ; to 1 a it, namely: viz - N - H , thus: That the , manager be crucifl.d the tenors drawn by wild horses. the Lassos burnt alive, the mi -1 his donna banished to Cairo. Illinois and all the chorus singers cut up into German sae ' sages, end ent4 at retail at dm standard price of four its per pound avoirdupois —the proceeds t l devoted to the purchase of pitch, :at, turpentine camphene, and burning fluid. with which to raise. a conflagration that shall burn to impalpable ashes every house in America heretofore desecrated to the monstrous absurdities of the Italian Op• era. And the said party of the first part will ever pray for the repose of the souls of the said parties of the second part. although the said party of the Brat part doesn't think such prayers will be of the slightest use, for it is the conscientious opinion of the afore. mentioned party of the first part, that thques no use in having a Tophet If steep body im plicated in the manifold crimes of the opera doesn't ket the full benefit of said Tophet afutinnentiened. • ' . There, when I send that,docutient to the proper authorities. I flatter lapel( thatfiteri will he a sensation somewhere. I like music , dud I ilk° acting, neither of which have anything to do with the opera. I once knew an old gentleman, of We colored persuasion, who'was so full of music that he said his prayers to the tune of Dizey, folhiwing,;the petition with his voice as it ascended, nail the Amen was two octaves and a half higher than the first line of the prayer. Its oonidn't eirlifis ... .digairwkbWilmatinri time on his tee; with the ham Roe; and 'swallowing a potato every twonty foCrbare. , When the ebony gentleman whistled, he would roll out his lower lip till it Inifig down to his breast pib, and pour forth a stream of music that bad more melody to the foot than all . the noise blown out of any flute that ever had a bole in it. And that 'old fellow had more genuine music in his leathery . carcass than you could squeeze, with a hydraulic' press, out of all the operas ever written. ' However, as I did not originally intend to say anything about this person. I will return to tbe'Opers. Contrary to nay registered vows on that detested subject, I have been inveigled into visaing the Acadeturef Husk'; I neeltiartt ly remark that lovely women did it—that a combination of crinoline and feroaleAd, Ine from the paths of the lefititgOto filfez, o.,un a l induced alb to enter thitt pleats( ' whence a i I the' proprietieti of the drama are boa:abed BM $7,1911 90 $4,836 68 the Opera !those. , I ,hope that particular fragtnent of our feminine populalion wb,o did it may rtpent of her Moe. come to twin re inorseful tears, and ask my gracious pardon, but 1 have my doubts. However, I watched the performance closely. with a view to business ; pad am now prepared to tell all about the art of op• critic performing. I learned the whole trick, and it's very simple; in fact, so simple that. I wonde'r people flon't do their own opera, and so save their money. Any girl with a good olueal Is it prima donna ; any mwho could got a living crying "clams" is a tenor; and a hard cold qualifies the most unmusical individual in the world to do the basso business. LESSONS TO A LADY ABOUT TO McColl' A PRIMA L. 'ISeNN4: Have various screams ind screeches pre pareaLeasorted siaeit,with a full battery of ogles, winks, grimaces. When you want to express Love—of average power—give languishing looks to your lower, and make • gurgling noise in your throat, to the accom paniment of the flute. If your love is stronger than this, you niusteraise your eye brows. , ncresuse the gurgle to bassoon dimen alone. ogle your lover, pretend tb blush, start, be loth to let him go, when you once get your hinds on him, put your head close to his, and shriek in his ear, like a cat with on her tail: If your love has got up to ninety four pounds to the square inch. pull your hair down about your face, throw your arms about his neck, his waist, or his knees, accirding to his height‘; hold him hard : roll your voice about in your stomach and throat till you can't hold it in any longer, then shut your eyes, throw back your face till the back of your head rests on the small of your back, open your mouth till the folks in the second circle can see what you had for dinner, and concentrate your bursting affection into an overpowering squeat=as it a baker's dollen of baby loco. motive engines were all wanting their di utter at the same instant, and their baehful young mothers couldn't give them any. This is tbout all you *ill have' to do , - except coquetry, in which you need no in struction. 4 1 ° ou Must, however, learn to graduate your squeals according to the a mount of money in theihiiittre. A thousand dollar house calla for the utmost exertions : and a well behaved prima donna, who Toeing to deserve well of the public, will, on such ■n occasion, bunt all her stair laces, tear all the hooks off her gown, and howl herself black in the face. If the house is six five, or four hundred dollars, moderate your exeitions accordingly and for a very poor home, of course you haw; a physician's oer• silicate of illness ready, and do not sing at all. These blank certificates coot *boot a dollar and a half a hundred—you can sign them yourself with the name of your physi• There are certain other occasions when you must squeal your best—for instances, if you are playing In a scene with a new singer, you must out squeal her, if you burst the top of your head oil. But you'll soon •earn all theselittle things. 1=0321112 Your staple 1101$311Hirit grunts and, growth, with an occasional. prolonged yell. Love. you express by going on your knees. if the step Is not too dirty, looking - FropTorrngly up at the lady. and. growling,. and howling alternately, till she a3ccepte you —Hate is signified by clenching the hands, rdmpling the hair, 4tardpirlit abdUt, and growling la low down in your stomach as you can. Revenge is the same. with an extra roll of the eye, and the drawing of a dagger, and the raising of the growl four notes, or about up to your second vest button. Despair, ditty. without the dagger, and the growl comts op another button. Jealousy brings the gitoml up to the middle shirt stud : while Rage raiaus it, prat to the cravat, and then taper of into it; loud a bowl as is warrant ed by the amount of money in the house. But it is chiefly in the death scenes that the Men have the advantage of the other sex. A.min can go down on the stage and roll over, and squirm about, and writhe and wriggle, and die in any amount of agony, at the expense of only about three and six• pence, while a woman can't go through the same performance for lees than seventy five dollars. Yod see a man only soils his stock ings and a washerwoman makes him all right the next day while a woman must soil a satin dress, and saltine wilier trash,— So the women have to die earehilly, for economy's sake, white the men enjoy all the agonies; with gymnastic variations ad hat um. The following general directions for in operatic death have recanted the approtal of an appreciating public, and will be found generally effective. You drink your pawn, or stiak younielf with your dagger, or are stabbed by your enemy, as the case ma 'be ; thou, of course, you have lidng solo to do, as you You rub your hand* on your stomach/ to shot* you are in paid i then you growl a couple of your sweetest 'noted, to signify that you rather like it ; then you remember that you an in agony again, and you double our dais and rub thud in your !mires bard as you can without pulling your wig off ; then you grumble a little more or your mu sic;, then you go down — on one knee, and pclibrik a pirtnitti, growling your,musio all the time ; that you straggle to ; then you he'd ; then you scream then you grumble ; then ybu squeal : then ) you drnii lon oho knee .(the other knee thiiik,Une, so that the wear lind tear will come evenly t-n itoni'bteeches,iintl One leg last just is long as the other) ; then you grunt, Ind and grutnblo at once ; then you square oft like a boxer ; (hen you strikat out lille a swimmer, growling. howling, and squealing all the tune ; then you full down on both knees, end gtadually settle down on your back; tbn n you squirm 'ourself to the right of the stage ;and grunt • then you wriggle yourself to the left of the stage ■nd howl ; then you crawl to the tacß of the stage and yell ; then you roll 'to the front of the stage and shriek : then you stand up and yell ; then you fall down and,, , groan ; then you writhe, and ~quirm, and wriggle all togeth. er, and finish your music in a terrific shout ; then you squirm and kick as long as Ue a udiene.'e apiilandif Than you - mvire-a -final stuggle, taking care to fall at least so far up the stage that, as the curtain comes down, it wivit:t "Amish you► legs ; taioniou chink • snug of ports•, brush th• dust off your clothes, and walk in front of the curtain to answer the call. That's all there Is of It and you can all lee there is not the least knowledge of music recinired tn,do the whole. In fact, the ten Opera is nothing more or lees than a bodge podgy of grow Icaqueaks, shiny cloth en, and indifferent gyinnasoes. When my bill for the relief of Doesticks pasties Con. geese, we shall have no more of this sort of thing. Senator Benjamin's Farewell to the Oonstitntional Men of the North. Sitittior Benjamin concluded his eloquent farewell to the Senate on Monday at, in the t )i following language, addrensed to the Patti otic men of the North who have e ood by the Comit itution and maintained the right 3 of all the Stites : .'But to yon, noble and generous friends, Who, born - Miellitour skies, possess hearts that beat in sympathy with ours ; to you, who, in our behalf, have bared your breasts to the fierce beatings of the 'tercel, ant made walling sacrifice o flife's most glittering pri zes in your devotion to constitutional libor ty yen Who hare made onr cause year cause, and from many of iyhom I no* feel that I now pert forever, what shall I—can I say i Naught, I know and feel is needed for myself. But this I will say for the peo pie in whose name Ist:4We to-day. Wheth• er prosperous or adverse fel-it:nee await you, one priceless treasure is yours, the assur mice that an entire people honor your names, and hold them in fateful and affectionate memory But with still sweeter and more touching return shall your unselfish devotion be rewirded, when,irritfter days, the story of the parent shall be written, when history shall have palmed her stern sentence on the erring men who have driven unoflending brethren from the shelter of their common home, your name will derive fresh lustre from the contrast, and when your children shall hear oft repeated the familiar tale, it will be with glowing cheek and kindling eye Their very shouts wall stand •-tip•toe as tine' Aires are named, and they will glow of their lineage from men of spirits as getter ous, and iu patriotism as high hearted, as ever Illustrated or - adornet the Atritihren &nate " A ciirions circumstance has transpired In Paris. in the course of the investigation ari sing out of the Patterson trial, which may compromise the legitimacy of the Count de Chambord. better known as Henry the Fifth. The Count's father, the Duke de Berri, Wes, like Prince Jerome, Married twice, and troth his wives were living when the Count was born. In fact, the cases are I exactly parallel, and the Count is the issue of the nesend marriage by the- Ifushess de Berri, *bile Miss Browne, the first wife, was unacknowledgml. It is no stated that till register of the marritigt , at the Frtiter Chapel in London has been tampered with, no doubt at the suggestion of Louis the Eighteenth, just in the Fame way that the entry of the Empress Josephine's marriage with Napoleon was tampered with, when ' that potentate was anxious to get a divorce from Rome. Thit discovery cannot fail to have a serious effect on the state of parties in France. It will tell, at all events, in fa. vor of the younger branch of the Bourbons, represented by the children of Louis P ‘ hil. ippe. Who knows •but the proceeding hi the'Pattersoc sake were purposely instituted for the very object - of bringittg this fact prominently before - France and flit whale world 1 Tits Wisconsin Legislature, •" Instilted , l4 such examples of patriotism" as are furn ished by the States of Aentricky end Mary land. and " ready at all tinted tel meet fftl• ternal adtan6iii In the spirit they ere have, without dissent, instruettuf the judi ciary committee to revise the portend libeity lane of the State, ib al to Sake theca in all things oobform to the CoastUw tion of the United Stated. 'tarot persons tats drained; *MIS M. 44014 td erase I 'teen stream In Mercer county, Ilinoie, in,' 'Wei. A person being asked beer old be wee, en. ewered be wee in health ; and bow rictt is ILL ;1y., , .: 1... PO 111 DOI in debt. ' • .". - .7 Tip st. VKLUMit 6-NUMftgtl9. irsim Camp leetini laoidatit Our rrndrrs tuay retnembor tlifieiri. Of the, "soap ng" 01 . 16 signal horn. the story rune, that when a trilain rrritallatof celeb rity ,ta It up the harm to butrimbn ifs woir , ahipperit to serviccm. eller dinner, tine tLiyt lie Hew a evong lilaet of soft snap ill 'g rel the astonkhed liVethren. It is eklso maid Illy the chronicler of this ”itette," thee the bro ther was so wroth at this joke (hit hiveried out al i, "brethren, 'have plunged thiroftgli many trials and tribulations, but nothhair hke.this. I have aerved. the tniniatty fad thirty'yearn, in that time here nefer uttered a profane word s but 111 be -d d—d to If --11 if I can't whip the men that soaped that hbrn Well. Ih , r, a strong story ; but *e basil from a t authority, something a Mae alrongerdh the 'icy'sl to the same inciaents This is given to us as follows : &Toe two days aTfir the horn wiping, it tall, worthy, villainous looking desperado strolled on the.grunda and leaned against tree. listening to (he elcquent exhortatiA repent a hichwirsbeing made by their er. After a while he Income stitercitsid, filly effected, and tHl•n tnittng position on the entioni scot; commenced groaning iu • the bitterness" or his sorrow. The cler• gy man wa lked down and endeavored to con• sole huh. No cons() twin Mho-was too great a sinner, he Oh. no—there wag per. don for the vilest. No, lie was too wicked —there was nn mercy for him. '•Why, what crime hare you eqplmitted said the preacher. '•llave you stolen 1" "Oh, worse than that !" “IVhat have you by *Lolence tabbed f.: male tuno:enceut its virtue /” tt orse than that—oh, worse than that!' - Murder, i 4 it Igaalord the horrified prel.• eher. ..{torse then that '•' gtoanee the amipaa =I the iicievi i4esrber comthenced 6 pe•Dteg otr lthi outer garment s. “Ilerc.-4inttiver tile '." shouted he, "Auld my coat—l've Wifoof the fellow that soaped that horn !if Mr. Lincoln's Whisked and the Girls. The testa disp'ased by 31r. Lincolnow 111111‘. tour to Ilfashingtsm.. hi, trighay the WWI. questionalils. lie idea of the future heed of a great nation, the President elect of the Uniter.: SteteS, one of the great potentate, Mr• the earth. the rey reseniet lie man of Remelts licen end Deimairatic institutions—math* speeches iii which lie alludes to his owl; whiskers, and amid the terrible cairinethas. which impend ()Ler the country, on his way to take possession of the cbiurof Washing fob, it/ Dung the people stories agent stupid letters he had received from stupid gii•is he had never seen , nay, more, calling i pe girl* upon the stand to bon, and !oscine them be fore it gaping renal, •113 Orin; hut inifloti Ing, ti 4. in fact, dieosiiiig People ul ordie airy dignity and ri thement are accUstoutek to keep their endearments for those who have d right to them, sod even to thr se they are offered only in private. lint our !WY Presi dent cars the npmen be likes op to bim anik salute./ them tat you e line tarring very reedit) urn Leine the graie and decorous pred• ecessors of the making themselves epeetaclis_ in this n iirfor.t he vitiga4tll3.ll4l the multitude. It tt to be hoped that Mr. Lincoln n 111 not expect to carry the fume Style of behaviour Illt(1 tile White Musa : when hen Presitlmt will he still then* the hanilltertrhief, and summon Whomsoever he preferS, to offer her a caress I 111 hat is prolubderl even on the Paris stage as too groat to-be offered in politic women, the - cessor of Washington commits ni he pro greases to the capital, of which he is so Soon to be the rider.t is AIRO to be hoped there will be no allusio n the imporant subject or ND, I,ineolit'a li:skers in the inaugural address. Such 01111214 may do (or the host ion of Illinois. but hardly for a min with ths,weight or a dissolving tmpite on his shoulders.—Pl. Y. Apres.i. CONhTAN't 111•11.01.311KNT —The Man wbo is obliged to earn the necessaries of life and support his family knows not the unbagipi• num he prey& for when he &gam wealth and idleness. To be constantly nay is 'to he always happy. Pernans *ho have Bud dehiy acquired wealth, broken tip their sc• live pursuits, atd begun to lily at their cue. waste away, and tlhrin a .Very short time. 'thousands would hate bcdn heilfiraila to the world, and idii.d to the 'Cornmon stook of happiness, if they kid kieto content *ay. main in ad hittribler Sphere, and earned every Mouthful of food that nourished their bodies._ Personl:who are aleitys busy, end go °hoer fully to their daily flake, are the lust tks— turgid by the fluctUttioni of business, sod at night sleep with perfect composure. How tr was Swann.. —The question ifs* Mooted in the Club thu other niaht t sts to "who, was the most industrious suitior,r end ; met wilts the 10114 wing-curious soldtbm Btowtt averred that ic was, !Pickens. „ miase . :you know, he writes •Ail The jam/ noted.' " Jams, however. demurred. lip said that }hewer bail been known to weft*, 'Night and :cloning.' Robinson yawagg i , , and tosistbittiiikboth wen Wrong OY,_ipria,, • is the men be l ow /144point". Dote% . 100. • • know the while be erabtlettC: 'Wye about mite's, he . wrote Ten . aelireo Year.' ' 0 II EMI r...t%;„ , t-:---4.,.:,.. O