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Cictinr. , DEPOSITS REC El V)..3) DILLS OF - EXCDANOI.I - AND NOTES DIS MERE COLLECTIONS MADE, AND PROCEEDS RE MITTED PRompThy INTEREST PAID ON SPECT A LDEPOSITS FOR NINETY DAYS AND UAIDE.R SIN MONTHS AT THE RATE OF FoUR PERCVNT PER ANNUM—FOR SIX MONTI'S AND UPWAI:DS, AT 'I lIE RATE OF EVE PER CENT PER ANNUM EXCEL ANOR ON THE EAST corisTANTLY ON MEM 110 OK & JOH P MINTING 0 WIPICE. The Publishers of Tus•Daitocitarin WATCHMAN have, In oonneetiou with their' Newspaper Estab nehment, the most 'Manilas and eomplete JO4 PRINTING OPTION, ro be found in Central Pennsylvania, composed en tirely of NEW MATERIALS ♦a4 the latest and most fashionable xtyld of Plain and' Fano, Type, awl are prepared to execute all BOOK AND FANCY 308 PRINTING, firthe very neatest style, lind at the shortest Dodo* —euob as HAND BILLS, „. CIRCULARS, POSTERS, BILL BEADS, HORSE BILLS, BALL TICKETS, AUCTION BILLS, CARDS, PAMPHLETS, RECEIPTS, BOOKS, " CHECKS, SHOW BILLS, BLANKS, PROGRAMMES, ' ko. apPOOLD, SILVER end BRONZE PRINTING ottenutr in the handsomest manner. 'trHINT/NG IN COLORS, in the most bean end Stashed style of the art Satisfaction guaranteed In regard to neatness, itheoPuest and punotitakity in the tuhilment of all orders, Y RO6B, DEALERS T I M GOOD% GROCERIES, HARDWARE, 1113EIENSWARE, ekcit: All Mods of Cauntz7 Praises tabs Itilizobeeis fpr Goods et the highest market prioes germ. 11111, lb 3, 1057 —sm ~I 3OTII ,LUIERTY AND PROPEATY ARE PRECARIOUS, - - - -Gran &Medial in the. House of Represents• • Do you ace that jotial-looking map, with portly figure and ruddy counteminee, who leans so carelessly against the Avail ? That is Spehker Orr, of ,South Carolina. Thel "loose is in Committee of the Whole, and ho has temporarily resigned his throne amid the crimson velvet cushions of the chair. To judge from his appearance, you would scarcely suspect that a great intellect glow ed vt itftin: that liettvy phyr niter, anil yid those whti, ,are accustomed Li/ feel the 'political roilselare ntell--trerareef—lne . stntiring energy and ability. • fletneilel7Tnir ileTegate Wain Utah, ~its at his desk, near the door. Ile is small 'and slender, with a keen. frosty and a high, bald brow. ft Inger? ,m either side by a fall of silvery hair. Ile is cold and quid. and er et ally ..itc nil h downcast head, seettilog, to take hn interest whatever in the boetal con vert', 01 thole around. ' do point out the Utah delegate to me''' exclaimed n lady sitting directly he. hind me, to her attendant cavalier. '• went to 'wit the Washington Monument yea. terday, and 110 W t want td see that other marvel of the metr;)polis "' '• Now isn't it rtrange." returned the gentleman, •' that the two men in Washing. tor n lin attract most ivininine curimMir-ere Buchanan, who. has no a ifs, and Mr. Bei bile 1 , NI 110 has Ulf n dozen ?" I could not help smiling at tins little epi oode, fhr f hail already observed the truth of the gentleman's asrrtion. Indeed, I be gin to fear that we or the fair ri-C were ma king a vier% F ri It mistake in bestowing much of our attention on the unfortunate old bai belor and The Mormon . diaeip'e of Brother Brigham''' "'ppose that e were unconsciously encouraging their horrid d striae—for we don't know which to the worst delusion of the tiro' Wouldn't that be dreadful, ladies I=ll Prominent among the members this •e - ninn is J4tnes B. Clay, son of •'llarry of 6. Wekt." Ile is tall, slender, and narrow oh 'sled, with auburn cheek-bones, lull brow already slightly followed. prntilv sylv , n m r, pow, beari n vivid and Fdartiffi k ruseitilt:atie.: to that of 11:s )11tmtn• cn,s father--the mune hovering lietkd, firm chin, and exprennevo frpq are there, while MI ~ndr, %sliming and 111.1,11.1,1,e, remind; yon vr , : Hatay of the nolic Kent u Acian, now in 111 .1 &peal.,l 1 .1 infrcoug, im pre,,ive, and prot , e! St• !I A dear, piercing voice. Look at him now. atihe utters a few h, 0f totwnitrnt reMau ICS fee the quick. it.oti in of the n mt. and the graceful play of the hand and forefinger ' That mo• 't lOC Rte pccithar to the gehtures of nonry Clay. and his son has unconsciously inherit ed it Here cotms Parrott, the d 'legate from Itleedn•g Kansas '" a tall, shet man wi , h a 1 ale fare and a fine I{unan profile. His hair is of a glossy black, and his eyes are dark and ri.L Liens, moving constantly from ! d a r e to plwe How ealinly he passes along hew quiet and unobstructi re is his man ner' yLt we de not believe that the t inn d , ri ofihe f wpiisition itself could turn that tutu from the path on which he has detcrinin ed to tread' In==!l Thetnernher whose arm is passed through and who iv talking to him in such a low, earliest voice, wr the noted Eli Thayer, of 3Ja , :saellusettq. People say that they look alike, :Ind tri.ly one can trace a resethlilauce in the expressiim of their fa, es. Thayer is a noble-looking man . ; nature has placed her unmistakable inguint af Foy. alt y• On his brow. Observe that higf l i, white forth, ad. and thc,se Lnlbant deep-se,t, eyes, the tineonsesms majesty of his port, and the plug dignity Alialt pervades his every motion wa beard, which is very long, and of a Jet black, (lows luxuriantly down over his breast, presenting a strong contra. to the clos, ly shaven chins and trim lytut Whiskers of many of the honorable members. That pale old gentleman, with parchment colored skin, and head nearly devoid of hair. is Letcher, of Virginia, onectfthe ablest We:. resentatives of the South. W betide the unlucky Congressman a hcilays himself open. ungunided assertion or illogical argument, to the been retort of Lacher ! sits lean - Mg forwerditiainst his desk. slowly poising his fingers together, with firmly compressed lips, and apparently no emotion relaxes the austere gravity of his immovable counte nance. Yet that man watches Avery mo tion, every sign that betokent in what4i rection the current of debate may turn, and not a tingle word falls unlioaded on his ear ! But it is growing late, and although there are many other-celebrities present r vi.e-inust deter commenting on them until our twit visit. We descend innumorablo stairs and pus through halls, galleries, teild , torroldors until at length we reach the western steps of the Capitol, where a magnificent bird's eye view of the city presents itself, while far beyond we can just trace the' domes of Arlington," throned on the blue dititant hills. Mu. Gsous W. Win..Lre WASHINGTON, b. 0., Jan. 1858. It IS a very common thing to abuse law yers. Briatiees, lawyers, however, ehould slaws be excepted, It is wrong to spat 111 of a man %Myna a goo l Anse.' BELLEFONTE The Mormons not to be Bought Off. Tne Washington Union denies the report thkt negotiatintia are in progress between O r e aiirniiiistratiopisand Mr. fiernhisel, for the withdrawal or the army from Utah, the emittrittion of the.Mordions to some island of the ocean, and the purchase of their lands in Salt Lake Valley by the government. - The army has been dispatched to Ulah, its to one of the military departments of the country, where its presence is required in depeddcntly of the Mormons; and it would probably retrain in that apartment in the strength that has been dispatched there, though every Mormon should evacuate the territory.—The Mormons only squatters on the 'binds at i'tklt..l.4)rs.Pytt.l49Nig,wulL the government one cent fur. it. lt would rem kiddLii_tilt.P7TGPlll l 9lll. B 4l ll got in te for the phdha , ,e of its own lands ohich it has never sold. The only thing which will make the Mormons leave. l tali or mihnut to the constitutional government of the Union, will be the presence of troops in large enough numbers to show that forci ble resistance would lie del,truction. The Utah campaign will be proieetited with the utmost energy of the department and viliatever inisebanees befall it, mast attach to Congress if it refuse additional force! kittrgee)t'a Ideas of Dancing' The Rev Mr. Spurgeon has discovered that dancing is it very healthy exercise, and to ho commended, but tt - ts the dancing. of Indus with gentlemen that i 9 90 tbjectiona ble, and so he recommends that they prac tice the entertainment separately. We fear that this arrangement will not find much favor with shier sex. A ladies' einadrilk us pretty enough ibut what shall he Raul of cnrlit fellows with beard , ' on their fares grimly doing I,' E: , in porsint of li ntth rod grat.ll•ation 1 —newer , r, there In nothing hnhe novelly, awl the least 11, a them hlocrath who are advertised as patronizing Mr. F:m.•• geon, and who wool I condemn the " vulgar curiosity" of humbler sermon hunters. dan do is to try bis plan at thrir own re lie , II11111111e4,'""The 1101k/14, " would to :the a good card of invitrit,on Surely the titled mar ms of thni indi.idual are not going to discredit him by showing that his labors produie mt fruit Henry Clay When Thou Clay waq ymlng and a bril liant member of the Legislature of Ken• tneky, vile of ll.e old linekAk In% bean) bun quote the l'onmwn I.LIW Of England AN de eihiVe in the cage then und4 r thNooshion. The ohl f How was aslonnthedy and jumping up, Is,•grin • Mr. Spordst r, I want to know sir, iftViaAt that ge:d11:111All 6n+ said 1, true. Are w e all living under old lingrin tw.ht " The Speakcr infonned the anxton , i in. quircr that the Common Law was recognized as pita of the !Atv or the ;and. Well sir, ' reiumed '• %%lon I temcmbcr that our fatherq, and aurae of ifq fit, bled, and died to be fru.. floin law, I doll't %%ant to Isimihr any on it any longer. And I make a motion that it be re pealed right away." 'the motlon WAS SLCUleled. The Kell tuck) 1/10101 VI a up. Tl,e Tliu.l,4lits tin ‘1 oft sp,eeli after specch, and Mr Clay ha,l nti numb as he could (h) to explain the mats, r, awl save the Legislature of Kent tu ky from repealing the Conlin° ti Law of England." James Madison, the "east iron" man as he ie tei nod. who exhibits Ins - remarkable streng , h thi ought, ut the country, tint with a naito Ar3pC a r hort time 9171 re 0. the Richmond Ihi atre. Whit, ^upporting three large anvils on his breast, one of the men ho was striking the anvils n.tth a sledge hammer missed the anvil amt struck Mr. Madison a blow on nis side with the hammar, at the-name time cutting one of nearly oft To the astonislimi ut of the au dience, however, the performer hint Ills wounds attended to,, and then compteted hilt; Ceuta. FkTAI, DPEI IN MINNItSOTA. —A quarrel between a lumberman named Craggy, and a Chippewa Indian Chief,known as Hole-in-the day, was settled by a duel, at the Indian ageng3 l4 'l,oFe crow :Wing, Minnesota, on the 12111 ult. The weapons chosen were revolvers, and the distance si ety feet. On the first fire, Origgy was wounded in the right side, and on the second in the left. He then fell to the ground, but iecovering him self, fired the third round in a recumbent position, sho . oting Hole-in-the-day through the heart and killing him • instantly. The unfortunate Cliippewa leaves seven wives. Tee PAItADIdE OF ROGFp.—A bill has been introduced into the Legislature of Min nessota, intended to stimulate the iminigm tion into theBti - m - Imm - 61i . the • prlifEiple that the Seinders of old p.opuk . are slid ,t 9 have adopted in filling up their colony.— This bill exernpen actual settlers from all prgcese of law for the recovery of debts that were contracted before Coming into. the State. Poulos's° OAS/I.—A case of poisoning was brought before one of the Magistrates in the city of Philadelphia last week, which has caused considerable excitement. Edwin Ki r kpatrick charges his brother,..Kobert Kirkpatrick, with an attempt to pelieli him and his family by sending them a poisoned mince pie. The testimony shows that a personal feud has existed between theni for some time pions questions. The was constant ly preaching. praying and exhorting upon political issues—and his deacons and the lay• men IPilowed suit ft the prayerand confer ence 'peelings. Frisby a worthy old farmer, one of tfie staunchest and best member" of the church, and a firm undeviating Derm ot:at was called upon to-offer q prayer. '• U l.tml, ' said ho, "uphold tho Demo cratic party wjikh hay receivod.thy protect ing support ever sinco the great Jefferaori- Jan. alrikozi , ‘ _Coutitaue lallcoutAttat.pasty which has under thy Protectios anti provi- ,blOsingt=9_ll_l.ltia. Reputdic. If it be thy pleayiro, and I be lieve it will ,be, Oh carry that party through this sit-niggle to a complete triumph. Bless James Bilehanan, the honest Statesman, and guide him safely to the Presiitintial chair. Bless .Tulin C. Breckenridge, tlis young and zt Mous Democrat, and open to bins the path of duty as well as that e Inch *di ittraight to.the Vice Presidency. Give them vieldry. I,le.ss"the opponents of Dedotracy per sonally, but utterly destroy their fanatical austitsittrious sobutes s i(VlPtlAs 011, lode so', &NT verily believe Wm' 'Won the side cl Detuddracy, Oh, Lord sithoit haat been fur the past flfty-mix years, and,,nn the 4th of March next we shall witness fie inaugu trellinn of Pennsylvanian's riTOrill 001; end the people of this country wilt /ace more settle dotvn in their peaceful' pursuits„ in stead of warring wickedly, section against i..ection, interest against interest, and mill against 1114 brother, and Oh, I beseech thee, eveeially free the Christian Charbes from the political strife and bitterness which are rending, asunder, destroying Brit useful ness, and Dinner, tilem unhappily into nacre political associations. Let WI hear some thing .r thy word of mercy on tkc Slabbed We have already heen plied to fullness with polite al fanaticism, and our minister has become a orator against the good old patty which thou in wisdom hut upheld so lung. and so respectatily guided to ‘irioey, and simtalivo.i in the establislinart of good incastires. Oli. turn his mind,from them: things, and direct his attention'th his legiti mate rel.woils , oluties, or turn him over di- wetly into the hands,of the Fed4l or A bah t.on party. anel let them tallliire of lairh. °oil provide us with a true minister of the At this rate the present state of 'longs, cannot last. if polities are to rule, I ...hall claim one hill the time in behalf of r lie Demo-rati , : party, E., that there may a fair th , Lu , , sion within thUSO wells '-- MEM Ti 11.4 was A stomper It oas the first way I.l' Be er publicly ofL ;td ie that church for the 911C,!,..4.4 of itie Deitiler:.lic party and nominees, though hundred, of prayers and ealundations had I)..pn made against that party. Wilco the uhf ma.t had finish a~' three as a Mence for hill an hour, and the t.O etnig then adj., , it ned. k Ad thus end (.l the poll' pienelou., iii that church.-- Fl ow that time forward the toulister Attend c.l to gospel dot)es and left all p )1i I.lcal questions to he settled by the ptople outside the chitreli. Again the yrelete prospered and there wi.s a better feeling went% its mem bers- more Chri.tian charity - more broth erly IoN e. The obi 111311 S earliest, prayer n a.I a iv.% erect in more respects than one yariford Tunes.. • Epargeon on Amusementi. In a recent lecture in London, l'sfr Spur geon the cc , metric but popular Divine, thus expatiat(s 0,1 (lancing. gam'eling and other fashionable amusements. lie commenced Ills remarks by warning his hearers against dose things which were called lila Aires; but eland( the Colltielatee told were not pleas unit( that should he indulged in by a Chris hail person. Of this class he inntanCed evening parties where persons met tegellior in se bite kid gloves, stared at one snottier, asiddalk NI nonsense ; and declared that, for his part, ho would rather stop at home than undergo the misery of such amusements. Ile believed that If sotno persons advertis ed bottles of water as a most delectable think the draught would soon be considered a great delicacy, and that many things pleased mere liiecauso they were called pleasures. With regard to (lancing, his °Pinion was. quit it ions ar most healthy exercise, and sleoild' be , freely indulged in ; but ho thought males and females should dance apart, the ordina -1 ry pra.clico of coupling the sexes in the dance lies ng productive of unholy desires. Games of skill he saw no objection to, Init gaMes of chance could be said to he produe tive of no beneficial result. The rattle of ("iceboxes always reminded him °feasting of lots at the foot of the crops for the vestiiiica the §sviour,and ho did ,not think if became icivictiristian to atorieli - thelif. — Mt - it - wiai no .use giying advice on theft nlatPrtt, IbintoOt persons had made up their minds upon thuni, and only sought some authority (0 excuse that which their consciences told them was not right. Religion, he declared'was never intended to make our pleasures test And ha advised all to despise conventionaliam in their enjOyment, but to avoid thole pleasures which,the conscience condemned. • • The Senate of Pennsylvania hu passed a joint resolution anthorising ttiogoientor td open a correspondence with the tlo►ernoi4 of other Buttes for the calling of a convention for the adoption of ir mealtime to porbibit the Netting of nays under Ave, ten, iw twenty dollars. 4 Matt ina tt SENSE AND_ SPIRIT ENOUGH_ TO DEFEND TRIM." FEB. 25, 1858. Raoiieuient,in Pittaburgh. olikitlisbnrg Ol niele ears that therlej; Fife and Charlotte hum the Me Kees, inurderent, after being tut down, were pia, in coffins provided for tho purpose-, and placed in a furniture wagon with a view to.theiri rernovalwto the grave yard for inter- ment. The sister of Chailotte, with an af fection, however wicked or abandoned its object may have been, should secure for her the sympathy of the crowd, took a sent on one of the coffins, and the ts,-agon moved en -to its dus'inalien. Thu cron d at this time was ittanenso, and the conduct of many of the loafers who form ed it disgusting As the vehicle neared Ott &inward, lower et, beams muirdt-ew ants , and the scenes which followed were dis iricpjul to Inamandy,_ The unfostrinate wo: main seated on the coffin of her sister, and filled with grief for her untimely cud, was hooted and abused, called all kinds of names, and finally pelted with stones until her very life was almout put in jeopardy Foremost id the brutal affair were a number of alm doned negroes, who did everything that their - brutal instincts could suggest to annoy the woman, aril but that thi y were prevented we believe they would have laid violent hands upon them. A few respectable men who saw Ike commotion, bottom', interfered and succeeded in getting the mob to desist, and the wagon proceeded on its way. A Htuiband in Trouble Another John Mail is b LL t ~.Libeled in New York. A man named Taylor, got out a writ of liabras colus, to obtain pos. sysion of In, wife. It appears the Bride td worth $30,000 in her own right, nod was married without tho consent of her mother. The mother, daughter, son in-law, and some more friends all went to the theatre one night, the intended bride being in company with a friend of the intended huiba - nd, and the intended husband being with the moth er-h.-law, when of course by accident the company got separated in going into the theatre. The mother looked for her daugh ter, but not seeing her, sent Mr Taylor to Ind her, lie did so and took her ton friend's house, got mamed and went back to the theatre and delivered her to her mother as if nothing hail happened The next morning he called to See Ids wife, but the Mother re fused and he has been unable to 13110 her since. lie now sues for the recovery of her person, and Alleges that she is hi:4 lawful wife, and is restrained from her liberty.— flow the ease will he de , vied Ludo will tell, but ..1 emii4e it creates nn iminense eseite• meld, and any quantity of food for gossip. The habeas wpm case above alluded to, has ',Hire hero brought to a close by the bride appeanng in Court, and disclaiming any intention or desire to return to her hus band. Cos:3(ll4 , ms Tao( am) visit —An ex change piper says • " A man in a certain village, with whom we are acquainted, hav ing had sanded sugar sold to him, inserted in the weekly paper the following notibe : I purchased of a grocer in this village a qua nlity of ingar, from which I Obtained one pound of sand , and it the rascal who cheat ed me Kill send to my address seven pounds of good sugar. (scripture measure) I will be satisfied ; if not, I shall expose him " On the ((Atoning day nine seven-pound packages of sugar were left at his residence frotil es many different dealers., each sup/m -idi% himself to be the person intended. A Srntt !Wimpy reit A k 4 is said by somebody. who pretends to know all s hould, that the following is a sure remedy for a felon . t• Take a pint of rominoic soft soap, and stir it in air•slacked lime, till it PI of the Consistency of glazier's putty. Make a leathv tlmiible, fill it with this com position, and insert the finger therein, and change the composition once in twenty min utes, and acorn is certain." Wo happen to know that the above is a certain remedy, and recommend it to any who may be troub led with this disagreeable ailment. CIMINO ALIZAD OF' MA.'-A young cou ple eloped from Indianapolis lattt, week, and wore inarried in Cincinnati, Shortly after the ceremony they wore telegraphed, and an officer soon traced them to the United States Irotel7wht:re Le entered theiraroom withoUt krfocking and found them snug in the bridal couch. Ile explained his errand, when the young lady said, with a ringing laugh "Tell ma it's too late--we've been married half an hour! To ! be ! hce !" Jima, Nziszs.—A postmaster, puzzling out ti very Uncertain subscription to an Irish, letter, jocosely remarked to an intelligent son of Erin, who stood by, that the Irish brought a hard sot of names to this country. That's s fact, yer honor," replied the Irishman, " but they get harder ones after they arrive here." ividOwfof the laiS rregidetit Tiara An has been for a considerable time confined to her bed. at the residence of her son, J. Scott Harrison, near North Bond, Ohio. Old age, rather than any particular disease, it is sta ted, has assorted its influence,upon d natur ally robustliganization. The venerable la dy is now over eighty years of age. We,r observe that the editor of the .Califor nia Farmer has seen three crops of apples in that golden country from the same trees, In thu year 1857—also mentio c yield of 200 tons of beets from a four a field at San Jose. At this rate, the pit bid fair to rival the Mime in profit CZO Who's "Ymid." one o e comic pin story that is better now than it was in those days of spiiit seeing and hearing It seems that ap old sea i..aptain, who retire 1 (rent service and liva4 on a farm, had a iN MI ha. ntrusearum nephew Irving With hint. Ile could nrver;drive or frighten said nephew to do anything in its proper time. Ain.•ug the rest, lie could never get loin to (:rive up the' COWS to milk luf.ire darl. - lie hail to drive them from a link pad'ute Out) tgh the sugar hitch. Flintily the captain asked the lad if lie wan not uhtdd to go through the woods 'in the dark. • "Old I What is that t I never seen a &aid." Leplicd. tha boy- , • " Welt, never mind, .tny It ill aee'one Name of•these nlghts, i r Lyou &O. get the Cows up befor Pista - 114,6" cap. tain, meaningly. That night the boy played until dusk be fore hew ent after the cowq as • 'I !e• captain took a sheet sod followed af let Now the captain had a tame mon key,tylia saw the perform In •o.aud 01 Pl . htly • like, took a tatile.olotli and followel the cap tain at a respectful distance. The captain went into the middld of the woods by the side of the path. tieing to the fdrther end of it he .fround his sheet 'around him, Got upon it and stood still: The monkey gets bn the llrst end without noise and d.d the same. So the parties stood when the boy came nhi..tling along with the erlo"4. The eows - stitert n - litthrtrrenseelog the GtroTt , t,' which caused the boy to look ahead. Hello°, what is that ?be shouted : by golly I guess al a frail ?" and then, sming the monkey he sung out, •• by Jerusalem, if there two (raids, a big (raid and a little Raid !" This caused the captain to look around, when he saw ) for the first tin 3 L'..l companion uthought it vea.i a sure enough. The old captain streiliked it for home, the monkey chasing Ilan, and the vi eked nephew chipping 1118 Nandi end shouting : Itun, b g fraid, run, or little fraid 'II ketch you !'' (That boy will in any .•merg •n'y. II 1 organ of eautiousness cannot be un , oinf ably large. We commend his esoinple f.. the timid.l Beautiful Illustration of Life Bishop Heber, upon departing for India, said to Imo fire ell sermon Life beiarens on like the stream of a mighty river. tin, boat first goeieduivn the mighty channel —thenogli the playful nun-- inunng of the little brookc, and the willows upon its glassy borders. The tree,: shed their blossoms over our young head.{, the flowers on the brink seems to offer themselves to our young hands ; wo are happy in hope arid grasped to the beauties around us but the stream hurries on, and still our hands are empty. Our course in youth and man hood is along a wider, deeper flood, and a mid object), more striking and magnificent. We are animated by the taming picture of enjoyment and industry passing us ; we are excited by our short lived enjoyments. The stream bears us on, and joys and griefs nra left behind us. We may be slips reeked, but we cannot be delayed—ror rough:Or smooth, the river hasices toward), its home, till the Nor of the ocean is in our eirs. the waves beneath ear feet, and the floods are lifted np around us, and we take lean e of the earth arid its inbabilisnut, until of f r r voyage there is no witness save the Infi nite and Eternal." A Rival . ' Vengeance Two fbissiau ladies of the highest rank, the Countesses Z and X , had for some years been united :n the fastest friendship. The countess Z, (Russian ladies, by the way, arc neither as cold or chaste as the snows of their northern clime,) had a lover, Is ho proved faithless, and abandoned her for her friend, the Countess X. Madame Z. was not long in disemtcring who was the preformed one, and concealing, with feminine fact, her rtlge, and jealousy, she mat her rival with smiles. " Dfa cher ," she said, " I am really de• lighted that the Prince loves you, and hope you may long retain his affection : but your beautiful hair is getting thin, you moat take care of it. Hero is an infallible pomade, which I use myself I would not give it lei any one but yo'i • use it, and your hair will ho as linturiiint as ever." the Countess X. embraced her with thanks, and busied home to apply the re vivifying compound. fn two days she was completely bald. Now, who could be faith ful to a mistress with a whig ? Tho Prince returned to Ins first love, and the poor Count ess X. lives to ponder on the falsity of fe male friendship, and her own borrowed ca. pilliary covering. I remember meeting Wincbell— the great `WI raten:An Y bttr Totlni Oict - dirriebtrirthe I following chat took place between him and a son of Erin. W. had jostled him, and Pandeen remarlced: •• Yon erg no gentleman !" +• rknog gro - r," said - " but I 'et see how anoh a fool as you came to know it 1" "Bin," says Nadi, eierjr one says so." " Cif course yoti beard some orie say so, or, would not have known it." Paddy sloped. 07 Mr. Fillmore wire merrier, on the 10111 to Mrs:: Cnrnline C. Mclntosh :-. r 3 ir..:{ „. rrears: SIM x ix AP44l/01.. Offat73llll 3 "—IUD MOMS lip. • A iesighabla:itaiidint. -The remarkable fkithhiatteei !' Goy.. Packer and lien. Jackman bear toese3h °that. ;nude it finite dtillrult, Rapt the flaunting Gazette, in the day of the inauguration, for those who wide not intimately acquainted with them, to tell which was the blovernar and a hwh the Chairman of the Committee of Arrangements, (Ilea. Jackman acting in, the latter capacity 1 Wu heard, while, in liarrisherg. geverrd amusing incidedta re lated of persons who had 'been, as they sop posed, 111 company with the Governor, bdt in 'act praotising their moat agreeable num. acre to Gen. J., and making him acquainted 4411.11 thew particular desires. (Inc old gen. • baser{-who inns aotsatespesdata -She./ 04eseral .sriPlegrhert in limo vichlity of the ;apt. ' 11n.alintel_coulillitalLinssuiringst Oat_ he had nOt been nidi the, Covt.rnur. persisted in the declaration that ke bad known IVilltain Packer )or 'twenty years and could not have Leon mistaken." Ws orives An old night rela , e v:I.. r mistakos of a similar cha racter, Ow. sre r 7 ted out to antrodir:o rho ILdloo log laugliabk wie. toll by a Ligrns• burg coriespon le..t of a l'hiladel h ra piper It may bo true, or it in ty not : but feel disposed to btlieve that rt in fuunlad up)) facts: A rather odd oircunistance oczurrol beret ; spine day a since. Your roadas are not per. ;lisps, aware of the f.lot thAt D. K Jackman, the member flout Clinton, boars • most sulking reseinlilartm to Gov. Packer. The rt•ieniblanee is great that on the day of the inatijuration one of Gov. Packer's own daughters in ..look hint for the Governor. ; Ile oas on the Iluu,so committer of ar- I rargintents, and m chairman of it he rode lh the sair.ggaritagu with the retiring chief I migistiide ;..id the new of An Iroihman, finis the Fourth iv:lrd, oho wants to be keeper of the pw.ler magazine, saw tom then. ilia name 1, Molt ooney. The other I day he came bark to IlArriaburg to preashis claim, and meeting Ja - :,:zinan, early in the morning. in the ritund.t, ho took him by the liana and shook it m..t heartily. Nltilroo i icy drolsr. , l his ees•iiiio delight at meeting ; the Governor, aml toll hint he was looking much better than wh. i lie took " the oath of olli r n o R . r , v , m,thur racker. hlrs yet. lo at uw paiwr, that I alat, yes a bout that p .N• .1 rm ig Lzi:w L don't cue about st:t) In . viry 1 I'm stoppiu . Mono of the beat hotLle. o. 10,0 Air/ 4 410. - wouldn't care, if y et don't mind, to take my ro•m. sawn wd mc.'• , Ile had rulkd out this so volubly that Jackman could not get time to undeceive him. When he did, he told him he wu not the (lovirnor It was in vain he protested. Mulroony insiatzel that he had seen him ridin' in tho big carriage wid all the trand paple on the day or the inauguration, and that he was trying to demur, Again Jackman rotested . ,__but the Irish• man became iniliirant arid exclaimed " That's not the nay I treated yea last fill r I volid for yiz and the whole as: t 1;. boys did that same and yez don't 41.i10w me, and I was miroduced to yez by M . Mullin himself' You'ie made up your mind to give it to r.unie 011 C else ; but ocusitterwaseAr'sl Just think of 13 . 1,14 andwneself and the nine Adder. 'low healthfully we could kap* the place.'' But t Jaehman at last encaped and got within the bar, and as the hop.o was b ion the appli, ant could not follow. Ilfulroor ney was nichr the impression until that at tertwon that the G v. rnor had alighted him, and triA determined not to take his claims Imo colunh ration His apt .log) to . .Tackman was still mere • musing than Ifts mistake A good looking newsboy, apparentlf bout sixteen years old, has beet , fe'r Rome time traveling ern the earn betwleen Cairo and Centralia. vending literature very cue. t.essfully. But last week, at Centralia, it Newt Inadvertently discovered that the good looking newsboy was i woman of some twenty-odd years of age. ilor disguise had never been suspected. She had traveled with the other 'boys. played billiards, amok. ed cigarl, swore, and drank whisky. as east• ly and naturally ag a newsboy might bo ex. peeled to do._ The reason of her disguise says the Niro Times, we do not know.' ne career Its a newsboy has linen ended. - How SC WAY t 4 COSSIIRTND IN New Yost. —A committee who hive been investigating the aohjuct of Sublptth desecration, in the city of New York report the following places open on Sundays : Wistiumints 437, pawn brokers' shops 28?-policy and . ezehanp o f . floes daguerrean galleries 64, confection.. 18y and *gar stored 1234 ! Sabbath concerts , dines houses and planet of amusettiente 85, dry goods Ind kindred' sturee 2419, gra conies 1917, liquor shops tad drinking loons 3408. Total 9692. Rather weal s ectscle,for the istetcompleinf,Agaripi. Told meet " Alter• ed,dOwn" specimen of hupaniti wbich email America can boast issiowlaid to bs fleneral Greeniknative of Western nimik ri, but now aiesident of lltidois. Lte,ts intelligent boy, flfteooyeirs ar age, although he lookb twenty ;, perfootly, formed, and, much smaller thin - the firAuted MAIR, Thumb. • Winter; whicb imps the !wee Mot e•! soold,ue, make* to ee• tbe . .disteet 'essiodst AVareerlYmio4o o 4triedeaMdio66ii Its Ora* eskspiente, •a 17 is Warts ' die pros peat, of eterritp Wire as. I Y~ Y J t~ ME
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