1:=21=21 1101 murrnin AND TUDIANNMD DT S. I.SEIM & s. IL HALL, rgiuts • ill eta. three *oath' —A2,00 If do ye 4 ILE agenitte, and $2,80 If not paid will" Melia. :Thews banns win be rigidly ad. bored to. ADVERTISEMENTS and Dueinese Notices Insert oci at the usual rates, and every lieseriotiop of JOB PRINTING EXISOUTBD Lu the nastiest manner..st the lowest prices, mid with the utmost deepatels. Haring purchased a large oolleetion of txpe 1 , 16 are pre pared to satiety thiterders of our fr iends usiness Vircttorg. IVIRAIUNCIE IFRULIRIRRT, WITH SMITH, MURPHY d 00 , DRY 000D8, fiG Market St , and 20 Church Alley,Philn lAA Ck MITCHELL, ATTORNEY, AT LAW, Office in the Arendt", one door from Bon rimak's ho tel, w be ill d Cl eW eerdeld «mod,end preromptly e.. to busineel in Centre, CI in ion MAISTIN STONE Sr SON, AUCTIONEERS, Bellefonte, Pa , witl attend to all basincti in their line with punctuality SIO. A rAistLArmoi P J• ll DOBBIN!, N. D FAINIOLAPIB t J)0 IWI, PIIYMICI ANS AI BURGEONS, BBL LICSOBTI, r 1• (Ace as heretofore on Bishop mired, °moil° the Temperanee Hotel _ 4. IL CATIMLIE; ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLICAIIFICI.D, re Will practice in Olcerficid and Centre mantic+ pH. JAMES W. lIIIITCPPION, NI q5l CI A N d RIM )ON, Sueeeloor to Dr Wm ./ Alchion, reprectfloly ten- Jars hill profeoliomnl pervioe. 1., the oillattun POTTER'6 NULL'S nt the tulaw Ilnuse WILLIAM U. BLAIR, ATTORNHY AT LAW ur.t.i.urcivrc, rk ()nit , * with lion JILITIOR T Hole •ASICIRI. 3. NICHOLS, HOUSE PAINTER AND lII,AZER, AND PAPER 'LANDER, lint.t.k rnvrr, l't Will attend to all orders in hi. itne with prompt nem and I lospatch Jolfi D. G. BUM", ATTORNEY AT LAW = Oaks with Ira C Mitchell, in the Arcade Hu Innen"( All kiwis he hurler+. prompt Ir attended to A 1/111,11071" .F. IRS, fa YrITALLOURAPHS tr. BAH Ier.R.REOTY PEP, liken daily (except Slondayed from 8 • w to 5 r w BY J 8 BARNHART. In his splendid Baloon, in the Arcade Building, .11efonte, Ponn'• JARMO 111. sAmirt, ATTORNEY AT LAW, • 161,11 15. 010:1 A Ml en High fereei,4= l 4l o 11 0 e ent ide/ Judge Burnside. CII=I3I ATIVOOb 44 OEM*. ATTORNEY'S AT NAV, 11, VN, Omen In Mayer's Building, opposite the F•ellou sr sues Billillollll of all kinds, pestatising I? the pre tension promptly attended 14. E=l LAW PA STIR imam!. The undersigned having akoeisted thein,eln es In the practice of the Law, will faithfully attend to all BUSINESS entrusted to them in the several Goorrs ut Centre, Clearfield and Clinton counties Collections and all legal bust nese attended to with promptness and dispatch Othe le the Diamond, one dour agora Mn Sour beck'e lintel, near the Court Howie June t-3J•If 11.11 OWN & SCOTT MENLO POTTER Er ASITCISELL. riIYSICIANd A SURGEONS. SSLl.itrosrit, re Dr Geo L. Porrast haa removed to the Brick Ileum directly opposite his former renidence , and- Dr J B Murcusri. to the hotter, lately moulded by Win !fortis, Esq on Spring et Office, nest door above Dr Potter's residence, whore they can Loronso.tod“ gales. professionally engaged J. D. ‘VIRTGATM; .RUItOSON k MECHANICAL DENTIST. Would haforns 61. frieral• •nd pltrona that he h.s paranormally located In Bellefonte, no that he will be happy I. attund to any who wish hia pro terional *entomb AU sea done in the mutest style and warranted and reddenee on the North East Cor ner .rtt o Diamond, near the Court House aninew 4. 10e11111111r1, DRUUOISTS. =I WOOLS/ALM Amin Rer•ft, DIALRIIII IN • Drop, )(Widnes, Perfumery, Palate, Oils, Var Makes, Bye. Bluffs, Tulle( Soap", Branham, Hair and Taal) Brashes, Panay and Toilet Articles, Trusses mai Shoulder Brawn, Garden Seeds ... •- • , Cautonien will Ilnd our .took complete and fresh, and all sold at moderato pricer.. fir:farmer' mot Physiolana trout the country are invited to examine our stock. 'liii' E. 0. liones, R. N. MoM.r.urnat Jes. T. Mix A. ti CURTIN, 121E11233 /NTHRIMIT PAID ON OPECIAL DEPOSITA HUMES, MaALLIBTER, HALE .1. CO., _ Ext.mivOrsa, ClavrAs CO., Ti . DEPOSITS REC BI V SILLS OP EXCHANON " AND ED. NOTES DIS COUNTED. COLLECTIONS MADE, AND PROCEEDS RE MITTED PROM INTEREST PAID ON SPECIAL DEPOSITS FOR NINNY DAYS AND UNDER SIX MONTHS AT THE RATE OP POUR PERCENT PER ANNUM—POE SIX MONTHS AND UPWARD I4T S AT TUEIIIk RATE OANVE PER 011 PIM NNUM. EXOR A MII 0 T MA ST CONSTANTLY ON HAND. arroirsurrerc - wipirci ff .-,-- PublishenarTen DINOCIRATIO MAT COMAN hers, In oonneettou with theittivwsutpur_Satab- Mluaiut, the moot extealie and complete JOlfpanrrnm OFFICE, • io be found In Central Pennsylvania, oomposed en- Linoly NEW MATEATALS, And the latest mai most feahlonable laile of Plain laa Wade et, , Type, and met prompt to eseoute all ue BOOR AND FANCY JOB PRINTING, 1° tll4 ytt7 meta% style, and at the gadget notice -.mob as RAND BILLS, CIRCULARS. POBTM BILL /I BA DS, BALL TICKETS, AOOTION BILLS, • 'DARDS, PAM:PUNTS, REORIPTP, BOONS, ORF.OKEI, BROW MLR, BLANKS, I .ILOODANDINS, ' 10., a(I. - 1 31 . VOLD, WIRE and BRONZE 'PRINTING mauled la the Santleonteet manner. - • . ,SIIPPRINTING IN COLORS, In the most beau. mr4Ct i la on hdted style of the art.' Ituarantetat In regard tii!-niatemeti o timpams sat pmanteatity the fulfilment of all Wre. ORRICE IN TUB kR,C4DN, 2,1 FLOOR, DI- RaaLrovint T. It 7 approws , STORK . . . .. . .. . . . I ... . .....„-, X 4 _ . -7- 4. • r . .. • • •• •A - • l' if - - T O .' !.. • , •• , • . , A ; •,. -; , , . ... ,A - .•, ,' . .. . A - A ~,, - 9!EigitMM!,=!MEttillik . • .1...-.7",r ' , , • . .. . . . . . t , • 1• - t h - , • II BilP3enkim' Trouble on the Piot Night of h 1 Marriage. Bill Jenkins was a very modest-man: and although ho had mingled with the world at barbecues, bar-rooms,.and at many of thi . 3 et cetera places where men ins) , occasionally be found—yet he was very modest, very— whenever placed in tht company of ladies. lie trembled whenever a pretty girl would speak to him, and felt like a culprit at the stand' when called upon to sed "Miss So and So home." Bill could never explain or account for thin most singlitwrXinidity.— Ile would sing, frolic, and be as Qfild as a Rover among mon, but a petticoat would unwerve him instantly. Lucy Ann Ligging had " set her cap" for Bill, and she was jletermined to "lead him or die." Bill, to tell the truth, loved Lucy, and was an miserable out of her company as he was timid in it—but, as to " popping the question," that was impossible. Lucy knit purses, hemmed handkerchiefs, worked shirt bosoms, and gave them to Jenkins, as well as several gold rings, but still Bill would not propose. Lucy declared to him repeatedly that she loved him, and that - she was miserable when he was absent from her, and ber happiness in life depended upon being his wife—but Bill was dumb. At•last. Lucy was determined that he shout' " hear thunder," and when he next vier ed her, after some preliminary soft talk on her part, she very allectionatety said : " Billy, my dear, when are you going to ask me to marry you 1 for I wan: to get my Irises ready." Bill fainted on the spot, and hartshorn and, water were applied for half an hour before I he was finally restored. What has been the matter, Miss Lucy?" =I Oh, nothing much ; you faieted VI hen you were about to ask me to marry •you— but I told you yest—assil how happy we will be when we• - are' married ! I will love you so dearly ; and as you said next Tuesday, why, I am willing the wedding should he then—my dear Billy, how I do love you !" " I am willing, Miss Lacy," was all that Mr. Jenkins could artwulate, whilo Lucy al most kissed him into fits. What a glonoua victory ! nor& • • --- t / UUJ narrative requires that we should proqeed to the finale. The next Tuesday had come, and Jenkins iias trembling at the approach of evening ; something seemed to harrow up his mind, and to no friend, even ; would he communi cate his deep distress. " You arc not afraid, certainly, to go up and get warned—why,, to marry such a beautiful, charming and intellectual being as Miss t .t_ttitis', l I should wish that time would t. news upon the electric tele graph line ; cheer up Jenkins, cheer up !" "Oh," replied Bill, "you don't know what distresses me. I can go up and gut married— that Is easy enough ; but there is something—l know it—l heel it--1 am sat isfied of one thing I never will be sbte to do, unless Lucy will assist me." Explain yourself," replied his friend, " and if I can, with propriety, I rill endea vor to render you comfortable." 1:1!1=11:1 I!! r =EMI But Jenkins could not explain. Ile dared not ; it was his timidity.; ho saw the Rubi con before him, and he knew ho could not pass it ; but he was determined to get mar ried, and trust to luck and Lucy, The night came, and they were married. 11 were merry ; the laugh, the song, the chat and the dance made up a lively party_ until midnight—they, coundleneed , to dis pettier-and, at one o'clock, Bill Jenkins was left " solitary and alone" in the hall. Lucy Ann had retired, and her bridesmaids were off in a distant room. Bill was now at the whore he thought his courage would ria !Ont. Ills situation was a peculiar one. Ue was ncd-eertain which was Lucy Ann's room, although he had I)cen told, and oven if he had known, he could not go to iL - The watchman cried " past two p'clock," and yet Jenkins was still alone, and appar ently. engaged in perusing an old almanac, which, by chance, had been left in his coat pocket, An old female darkey, who resided in the family, had been prevailed upon by the ladies, who noticed Jenkins+ bashfulness, to Show him his bed-room, welsh° accordingly introduced herself to him in as modest- a style as she could. 4 ' Mr. Jenkins," said she, t‘ past two o'clock." " Oh ; yeni I know it, I'm going homo in a few minutes. • Old woman, where's nix leis is Miss Lucy's room, sir—you can get it there if you'll go in, Mr. Jenkins; why don't you go to bed ip The old woman seised hold of Jenkins and puiled.him along until she got out of the hall, and all his gaze was t ilted for a mement.up on, the entry door ; t she was determined to put him in Miss cuer's room, sad, after violent efforts, sueueeded. Thorn be stood wgerthe knob of the door in his hand. but the old darkey had been *art enough to lock the doer outside.— Luoy pratediled for some time trnbo asleep, but that sort of gammon would not answer, at last she said : • My dear 'Tilly, what is the matter !" . 4 I want toy hat !" sere - anted Jenkins, 111141 Lucy, knowing his modesty, leaped nut Of bed, atid, after caressing him for some tidal, Billy went to bed with his clothes and boots on, and trembled till morning. ME :11. • • 1 i i okci: HE BELLEFONTE, PA., T • I. • • , . • . susspiqud in getting over his bashfulness, can bet known by application to his dear Lucy Ann. Reader, strange as it may arpeir, there are Jenkinsei all over dm world, but the freemasonry of We4dod life draws the cur tain before the'eyes of the unitiated. Going to bed on the first night after marriage must bo among the most delicate situations in life. Ask your married neighbor how it was with him. We have rio exporfence exactly fit that, Pay as 'in go The Prdvidence Journal days that the motto of that city ought tcr be " pay as you go," and suggests that the motto would not be a bad inscription for the city seal. There is a good deal of sense in the suggestion.— John Randolph said that he had found the "Philosopher's atone"—so much soughtiat ter—and that these wefts contained the vaunted secret. It is an invaluable motto, whether for an individual or for a nation.— Out of debt, a man Is safe, He can feel in dependent. Even if he does not own a dol lar himself, it is a great deal for him to be able to say that ho does not owe one. rmbt is the one great nightmare that straddles across a man's peace of mind, and - destroys his happiness. If he can keep clear of this he is truly free. No one eviso yet knew what the sweets of lrberty meant, who was ridden with debt all the time. It is told of one of the most esti mable wealthy men of Boston, that he an swered an application for a loan of money which was made him by a young man, in this style - I will gladly let you have the money, if when you see me coming in the street again you will promise r.ot to dodge around the corner '" Pecuniary ob ligations thus rob It person of.his indepen dence, and cramp and finally crush his man liness. If it be possible. debt is to be avoid! . ed always ; and when assented to, then on ly so tar as one can sagaciously see his way clear out of it again. The Lest Dodge r.... TO Mal. READY MADX-CLOTIIINO Tbo Baltimore Weekly Despatch says some of the clothing dealers on Central Market Splice have a way 'of securing sales oocasionally, which savors strongly of las- N t e•Ytst n i th -Lt h aXm.F . ,...72°X.9 1 with paper.; * cusLognor comes along Infini• ring for auc ' a vestment. The dealer, if he judges his customer to be the right stripe, alter essaying several, at last says "llere is a coat made for a gentleman. he wore it one day and sent at back ; It wan too initial fir him-- try it on. Ah !it fits first rate like 'twits made for you. It is well made, buttons sowed on strong, with strong pock ets." The customer prubilna hands into the pockets to try them, when his fingers come in contact with the pocket book. His imagination 19 kindled with the idea of ap propriating the supposed treasure. " How much did you say the coat was f" he eager ly asks. The dealer names a good round price. "It suits me—l'll take it," is the quick reply." The %.,00cy is paid, the -self. duped customer walks off hurriedly with his supposed prize—not stopping 'to hear the suppressed. chin kle of the- dealer as he looks after him through the corner of his eye. _ _ The Rev. Dr. Nott, President, of Union College, N. Y. who is now between 80 and 00 yam; of age, in a public .JJv.4r woo , - ed a short time sineo,lsaid . " I have bean young, and now am old, and as I stand befoie God to-night, I declare that ticatins I have ever given in charity, is re graded. ono ! it is the riches we keep that perish ; that which we givo saw, abiderrwith us forever ; it impresses itself in our characters, and tells on our eternal des iiny ?..for the habitof charity formed in this life will accompany us to the next. The bud'which begins to open here will bloom in full expansion hereafter to delight the eye of augetk and beautify the Pailtildisoof God: Let us, then, now, and on every flt occasion hereafter, practise that liberality, which _in wolshall approve, and reprobate the parsimony we shall then condemn. AIITTING MONUWENT TO FuitsaLiN.--The torah ItiT Franklin, if a plain tlag•etone even with the earth can he so called, is cencealeci from public view by a venerable brick wall at the cbrner of Fifth and l'iltitrferry streets, Philedelphia. The ittnains of the lightning philosopher are deposited there, in the old burial ground belonging to Christ's Church. Anappropriate monument has, been aoci dentally reared above them, in the shape of klegrar.h4inaLand_thelightningia_at , scant play over, if not udder the eye of the man who brat chained it to the earth. A waggish fellow, somewhat troubled with an impediment in his spooch, while ono day sitting at a publio table, had occasion to use a pepper-box. After abakipg it with all due volimpenco, and turning it in various ways, ho bind that the popper-corns wore in no wise inclined to come forth. "Tt-th-thi-this p-pepop-pfipper-box," be exelaiined, ajth a 'facetious grin, " is' s-eo so-a?mething li.like myself." ".'Why so 1" interrogated a neighbor. "P-poo-poor delivery," wan the reply A correspondent relates, tkat one Morning this Spring, a bobotoldt_camniind sang in a fteld e near hie house. I N four year old. daughter Igas much delighted, and asked , 0 What make he singes', sweet, mother Do he eat flowers?" ISSEI§SOR HAS SENSE AND SPIRIT ENOUGH TO DEFEND THEM." _ arum Ihn-Psosid'aus• est,4 A Methodist Bishop , I r l i R1111:1103 POLITtOAL PAZACIp2 , IO. At the late conference of the Meth kit Episcopal guirch for East Maine, • op Morattirlie - ing about to announce the ap pointment of preachers to their Bev° ta- Lions and circuits, .g/we,his views ry briefly and in very kindly terms—up onhe interference of ministers of the Gospel I . ith pol o ttal affiye. V9O . doom the preac a very fit time for giving his remarks tour readers. The politiOal excitetnent w4r.li brought so many Now England clergpon into the partisan field has passed, awayand ministers and laymen are looking withoirn nese and candor to the influences which are resulted from political preaching. illoy find churches divided and diattacted, airs deserted, treasures empty, and the Mitts of the people cold and comfortless. 14ne 1 of them, with commendable devotion tie Christian cause, have set about the ark necessary to restore the good feeling wilch prevailed in other years ; and many r ho had been driven from their bosses of [Or ship by the partisan abuse of t it beenxt., teri have brought back to eiril ' devotions. and ate.agaht ho .4esion-i of religious enjoyment. Perl time, both minister and pea pleasure and profit from the in the remarks above referre course of them, Bishop Mori.' .‘ I deem it not unimport place to address II few word brethren, upon a subject whi considerable attention at the namely, as to how far a mini pel ought to take part in the day. When a minister goes he finds his congregation co , of different political parties ; licly becomes the partisan of other, there will of necessity a nest towards him in a part o iou,which will very much di ence. I feel con vi nceil . fro w served, that the only result th pouted from a minister taking , itical contests and discussion will be ti-engender strife and in hie congregation. .• But some may ask whether we am not citizens like other tries, and has. not deities tii7an — d I trust I have not prtry..4—....diment to lila obligations restang upon.mo is As au. zen, although I hare not, for the forty years that I have been in the ministry, ever en tered apolitical meeting or spent above five minutes at any election. I lave always made it a point to go to the polls at the most quiet time of the day, when there was likely to be the least excitement, to deposit my billot in an unostentatious manner, and re turn home. I have never seen the time when I was called upon as a citizen to do more than this. I know not how it may be with others, but I havcalways found enough to do in the duties of my calling. lam wil ling to let the 'potsherds strive with the potsherds,' but prefer for myself to attend to the duties devolving upon me as a minis ter eaf °bruit. I recollect an anecdote of a Methodist brother who was Stationed to preach the Gospel to the people in ' Foun tain Head Circuit,' near the Hermitage of the late President Jackson, in the exciting political times of hislecond election. Party zeal was just then at its height, and each party wanted every one to be on its I aide. They sought out the newly-arrived minister and eagerly inquired of him whose side he was on I lam on the side of the Lord an d „. Fountain Head Circuit,' was the reply. ' Which of the candidates do you intend to vote for-1” I trust 1 shall be found on my knees prOying to God for, the conversion of Omen and the upburlf lug of Zion in Fountain Head Circuit,'— However they might qUestion the devoted minister, we would wiaely_answer that he meant to dO his duty faithfully as a minister of Christ Fountain Head Circuit.' In I conclusion, let me Bay, my brethren, go ye and do likewise.". The Dead. How seldom do we think of the' dead ! Although we sit around the imme.hearth where they onde sat ; and read from the same volume they so loved to pursue, yet we do not think of them. Oh, haw' the heart throbs with wild and uncontrollable - emotion as we stand beside the dying friend we dear ly loved ! We wildly strive/ but all in vain. to prolong the precious life, we follow in the deepest anguish down the dark Bowing riv er : the spirit of the loved one passer; onward alone ; and we arc left to linger on the:milord' time.--We-thintima-vve-behold-theaimme itoitte form consigned to the cold, damp Ave, and hear the damp earth rattle' over it, wo will never forget the life scenes ottjo, departed- that their memorliwill always remain fresh in ow hearts, and almost *on.. des-that the busy multitude can 'move so briskly around 'is. But the sun shine. brightly as ever on the new made grave.. Nature looks on smiting and the birds sing as merrily as before. . Again we mingle with the busy. jostling throng—weeks and months roll on—We vis it the grave lase frequently, and gradually cease to think of lost - ones, saVe when some voice or Incident of by-gone days Mae them to ow memory. The feelings of bitter anguish and bereavemoht arc soon worn Off by the accumulating cares and pleasures of life.-71htts we, in turn, must ere goat, pep away end be forgotten. Such is • hddiaan If,. Jutor 9, 1887 When from tny room I chance to stray, spend en hour at close of day, I ever tine the plebe most dear, where game friend ireats to lager beer.—Sacramenio Age. Ah ! yes, my friend, of pity life, sure such a treat cures such a strife, but better than such dose by fa:r, are pleasures of • tine ' cigar.—Placer Herald. Such pleasure may suit 'baser minds, but with the good no Mayor Ands; we think the purest joy in life, is' making love to one's own wife.—Va/carie Lager. Most wise your choice, my worthy friend, in rlymen's joys your cares to end,* but ,we, thou red utaiimie life, can't boast of havinr ur own wife, and so when 'neatli our cares we faint, we ay to kiss some gal that ain't—yet.—Nap a Reporter. • That " lager beer" will bile provoke, while fine Havanna" end in smoke. To court one's wife is better far, than lager beer or vile night. Kisses, the dew of love's riung morn, break on the 'lips as soon as born. These all are naught to that greatest joy—the first proud glance at your first-born boy !—Evening Ledger. 'Tie 4 r .. •. t.A.,411 VOllllll/ " I n °UMW the_ _Bret . / a girl I. A dear sweet 'child with ways caressing. with pout. ing Ilpsdnd flaxen curl, with dimpled cheeks and laughing eye, to come and hid papa" good bye! So whether boy or whether t'other, embrace the babe and then the mother !—San Francisco Globe. , at such a will derive tle counsels to. In the said t or out. of to you, nty is attracting A WRITING MACRINIC.--An iugeuwus piece of Mechanicism, designed to enable a person to record hia thoughts or obaervahons while traveling in the care, in a crowd, or in any plat* where ordinary writing apara tits cannot be used, has been invented by Mr. Benjamin Livermore of Hartland, Vt. sent time— r of the (los ' 'Mies of the to hitt pulpit of men d it he pub l,e side or the iug up aeOld The pair. oz. which Writing, or rather prin• ling, for it resembles the telegraphit system of printing—is impressed, is coiled around leo cylanders which revolve as the.lines are completed, and the letters are worked by a aet of keys. No ink is required ; the letters being colored by a prepared blue paper against which the writing paper is pressed at each moment of the keys. The machine I works wittkgrealturacy and much tied,- ty,Swid is lery act, not exceeding fon, inches in litigt• by about two and qhid( - s• side iicairfeS, and ~s,asdw~tboae ',tilting it And the y it. a baud person might be taught rito. • cimigrega sh his mil u t I hare oh can be ex in the go of the day rd feeling DILSOMPTION OP ONE'S OWN WHODING.— McCarty, the facetious editor of the Bards town, (Ky.) Galati, was married last week. We are indebted to his own pen for the fol lowing description of the party : During our visit to Build. Countf7ws hoard of-a party and concluded to attend it. Have an indistict memory of a ceremony having transpired were sundry persons were assembled ; where a dignified man in vestments asked a nervous gentleman in spectacles if he was willing to do so and so for the future in regard to a figure under a veil in his vicinity. and the nervous glide men very emphatically promised everything asked:at him, and then similar premises wore exacted of the veiled figure ; after which there was a shaking of hands amongst the folks—followed by cutting of cake, pop ping of champaign bottles, music, dancing and so forth. Altogether, the party nas • pleasant one. ROBINSON Cau•sog A CANAL CAPTAIN somewhat novel craft came down the canal on Saturday Afternoon, and tied up at the dock. ft was' a scow built boat, about 06 tarn feet long and three feet wide; but the o(s:eity consisted in the peculiar motive power—ftbeing towed by dogs._ The boat was accompapjed by but orw-man—d cripnle from irifancy—having no neeof his limbs be low his knees. 11,f is from Chicago, and sayahEis going to-Now. York for medical tredtment. His dogs, fif which lie has six, large and powerful animals, tow his boat along at th 2 rate of four miles an hour—he from the boat givibg tte directions. When they meet a boat they lay dOwn close and let the.tow line pass over them and thus take the inside. He has a wagon on board for overland journeys.—Lockport Courier. Tire PaIeTICAL Pineal:MM.—The .Burling ton Sentinel quotes against the &cohere, Cheerers. and the other howling Dervieheq of the Black Republican party the following linesof CHarles "Tate In the pulpit ! Down intruder down 4) The 0.36 hi holy, and thy angry frown Sheds. visible darkness on the list'ning throng. Thou art no; per.; within this place should dwell Self abnagation and the tranquil mind ; And heavenly oharity, enduring, kind ; 6 Patience and hope, and words of gentleness Donn in thy cleeet---not to curse but bless, And learn the law.—the sum of all the ten— nit love of God inoludes the love of isten." We cannot Judge vrluit men are, by what they have been formerly; nor what they wilt ae, by what they hare aerie: age and expeciendemay make intin wiser and bettor. They that had inld Joseph, yet would not abandon Benjamin: the worst may mend in time. We see it stated in one of our up country exchanges; that there is p man the ooun ty of Floyd, Va., who baa Iwo or three thousand bushelsOf Corn, and won't sell a bushel noises can get two dollars and seventy-Bre cents a bushel ! That 'nun's ihancefor heaven is rather slim. • I,:pn6r.trionro Bolling a Horse. A good cleriYman wishing to ho rid of his horse and try for Adhtettcri de, directed his old negro man to sell his beast for whnt he n•onld fetch. ?Si. to exchange him for another adding nt the same time an .anxieus Fa talon not to deceive the purchaser. and even ens• EntFisting the faults of the animal, least one elionld ho overlooked. r. Atm:ember, Pompey, that he )tas faults." " 0, yes, massa, I take care." - , Pompey, jogging along the road and com ing over the list to himself, as the old lady did her luggage, " Big 'box, littlo box, band box, bundle," was overtaken by a • man on horseback, who entered into conversation, and antantektter topics, made aomoinquirtef about the ham. Pompey told his story. said that' his nuts ter had charged him to tell all the horse's faults to the purchaser without soy reserva tion. what are they I",said the stran ger, who hadamind to swap. Dere is (bur, mama," said Pompey, "and I remember 'cm all yezv wen “ Well, tell tne those you du runendier,” said the other. " • Well, 12h, one is dat do horse as white, ■nd the white hairs get on• massa's cost, and datnlon't tool. well for a clergymaM." Ant the next I" Why, %i hen be comes to a brook, he w.il put his nose down and blow in the water, and mass., don't hke dat." What next ?" " I can't any how remember de udders,- said Potnpey, peering up into the clouds ith one eye, reflectingly. The stranger concluded to strike a liar gain and exchange 1113 own horse, which had not quite sn genteel an air as the parson's fii this nearly unexeeptionshic It was not long before the clerical steed stuni hied, and threw his rider into a ditch.— Picking hitnself up as well as lie • could, he examined his new purchase a little more closely, and discovered thsl, ,his horse was entirely blind. Finding - Pompey again without much dif ficulty, his wrath burst forth in a torrent of reproaches: " You black rascat! what does this mean? rnur-rumuur-re m • cu-e .e.d and mi nd an. ob,i_ei,n2 .:.•• • - •• t " dMit's d coder two faults dat 1 . couldn't remember !" • Courting in the Right lityle •• tilt Gout! you nasty puppy—let me alone, I'll tell your mammy !" cried out Sal ly to her lover, Jake, who sat about ten feet from her, pulling dirt from the chimney. •• I arn't Urchin on ye, Sal," said Jakc. Well, p'rape yer don't inean.to, nuther, due per 1 " •' No, I don't." Cause yeou're teu tarnal sciry. yeou long-legged, lantern-jawed, slab-sided, pi gion-toed, gunge-kneed owl yeou—yeou hain't got a tarnal bit o' 'sense—get along hurtr with yer." Neow, Sal, I love yeou, and yeoucan't help it, an' if yer don't let me illy IN S court yer, my daddy will sue yeour'n for that ceow he sold him teasjay. By jingo, he ^aid he'd !'' 4' " Well, look here, Jake--ef yeou •rant to court me, yeou'd better due LL as a white man dues that thing—not set orf there 41.1 though yeou thought I was pizen." " Heow on mirth's that, Sal ?" Why, sidle right upiere, an' hug ail' me NA of yeou had-some of thee hone and sinner of itian about yer. ' , edit suppose a iroinan's only made ter look at you fool ' , eon I No, they're toad for prac tical results, as Kossuth says—teu hug, and kiss, and sick like." " said Jake, drawing a long breath. "of I must I must, for I due fore ycou, Safi" and so Jake commenced sidling up to her like a male porker going to battle. Laying his arm on her shoulder, she was heard to exe.eim : " That's the ay to do it, old Loss—that's acting like a white man otter." " Oh ! Jon's&lent a-n-d pincakes !" ex claimed Jake, 'el this ain't -better'n apple sass ever warm made, a darn'd sighe!' Crack-c-o ! buck-wheat ain't no whar 'long side o' 'eon, Sal ! Oh, heow I—do love, you Srd'!" Here their lips cams together, and the re port Hitt followed wits like pulling horse's footifu of mire. ORDERISD BACt.—The New York SU:Midi C,Olicier says John Dean, theicoaohman who married Miss Boker, not being of a studious turn of mind... Ran d itrather SllilT ghlikVing gnimmtuadown among the Long islanders, and - took a run up to the city to ttio his witb, hat she recused to hat.° anything to say to him, al commanded him to return, dr she would haver see him again. Palma! Iwhy mit let him stay, and give him a lesson in matrimonial grammar, 6egipning with a copulative conjunction I never yet found pride in a noble nature, nor humility in au unworthy mind. Of all trees. I observe Pod hath 'chosen the vine, a how plant that :ireeps upon the helpful wall : all boasts, the sofcend patient lamb of Al "fowls, the mild and guiltless dove. yvh - God appeared to Moles, it wee not in the Jolty cedar, nor the sturdy oak, nor the spreading palm, but in a bush,-a humble, slender, iabject_bgsh—aa if He would by, theme setectioN'iheck the conceited arm• pace of man. Nothing prooureth love, like hurnilitt —nothing hate like pride. MS - - - TERMS : 01.50 IN ADVANCE. voLuxis a—gitualneit A HIM TO' LAMIN wife nine RAILROAD CARS. A correspondent et the Cincinnati Com mercial is to be credited with the Ibllowini seasonable anecd,...to • A gent lethan eniemd the , Itidioe car" up. on OM' loi * the enstent r6aLti, and as the day • tr..% , 11115 , iipproprioted un entire seat in the' viettiity of the store. Passotterf crowded in at every station, and ;loon beery seat, was taken except the. one occupied: by hizasidflt Presently ult.° ladits (so they appeared) en tered the car, and as no oue seemed to ogee• a vacancy, at his own discomfort, our friend, whose gallantry is proverbial, gathered op his shawl, porinianteau and himself, arose, motioned this... Ladies tomcod, misted them into the sest7i - a took a standirri posidois not far doitaut. Not so much as • smile or bow recognized the kindness- 7 k was evi dently considered a mark of respect din to fcmale-dignity—a privilege which any pa. tiernan might be proud to acknowledge. " Coolly done," remarked en uslicidual in jt...triposition to our friend. • datortriid — Wia one they'll be likely to remet#oo'," " -- Why;tiree won't say viortithit,Jititef:" Indeed I will—the opportunity-is too good to be lost :" and somewhat anaoyed, it must be confessed, though less by the hie of his scat than by the rudeness of it* tees gracious occupants, he walked away to the wiuutow and occupied his vision with the things without. Another station—anotbar stop—the ladies rose to depart. They bad . nearly reached the door when a clear newly voice collect out, Ladies." 'theta was it general 'rush, while every eye was tuned upon the serene countenance of out traveler—. Ladies, you have ociupted my deiFt du ring the ride from I,—, and [ cannot allow you to ltsere wit taut expressing Myawns of the oLligation, also the hope' that when next von eater a crowed car, and a gentleman va cates his mutt for your accommodation, you will al least here (Ito politeness to thank him " A shout of applause rewarded the speak er, and the ladles, (i) lowering their con fused faces, retreated hastily to digest, as beat they might, this sudden but merited se buL6. Did ovcry lady, espocially rvorj going lad • know there is al • in e aspect of ita occuianta,ssolf-appbratalurjr watching her actlood and teed y trY pdsi PIM truce thereon, she would look well ter bet "manners," and in cultivatiOg those India pensablo.initward semblan .:e9 of good will, she would unconsciously foster the germs of in active and wide-spreading bottevolencc Unobtruaii o words of kindneets cost nothing be) and the elhirt of speaking, and today Weary pilgrimage has been brightened thaw by. A simple thank you," coined / 1w his heart and rung upon the lips with the mar. Inc sound of the " trite metal," is g more el , ficiont . wrapon than the sword of the cow queror. . A Snake immure° raog ♦ woxAbri irtindacol The Lngansport (Ind.) Philos Etat= that Dr A Abyss, of that city, who has acquired some relelrity as the inventor of.• trap for die removal GC tape worms, has recently performed a cut that id worthy of more than ordinary mention. Mr , . E. Ryan, of Fort Wsyncoitiout 221 years pt age, has been severely afflicted for four years with a seitottion in the stoma* as though soure reptile was tuoviug, to it. During that time she was treated for various. diseases 19 numerous physicians or skill, amity several fiir tape worm. • Hearing of Dr. Myers' lune process for tho remoral of parasite from the' human stomach. fifra. - ft — irstirto Logansport and placed herself ender his charge. Within two 'veils Or. M. retnov - ed from her stomach a snake about tl feet long and 11 l inches he diameter, and relieved her of all her suffice invinatend of aggravating it as had beau the result of previous treatment she had re. ceived. The latter part of htt Moe* she. has nnsthPtivittteltd to the dormattit &Stirs of her fetidly or even to take care Qf ittalelf. • t required' two hours to prepare for retiring at MO!: and after being-assisted-into bed ,- an equal length of time transpired 606re/she could lie down—and often she was deprived o r sleep for nights together. Pregnantly*. { would walk the flor until exhausted, be i cause unnblo to lie down without the 'most sacrutiating pain. Mrs. Ryan's own words are that "her sabring* were such thatilla' often prayed for death to relieve these, lbs. R. suimosed she swallowed the sairke. - ..1.k1; te t tilr7literi / 5"-ir t: while drinking from a mitring in the eve ring at her former residence, west of Fort Wayne. She left the care of Dr. for home, feel ing as though she was gavot front worse • than death. . A7oung man wont out hunting r for cfmi in the woods near - Lamark. 0. W., licaniln and, is an experiment, he olotbed binsaelt a deerskin, and took a -to -where those animals were known -to pamt quite oftips.- ! While thus intent upon- teaming some yam' another hunter aim° near making gale him, for, happening to see what be arreplati to be a lino deer through the kbidkt, lifia • new-comer -took 'deliberate aim itt.lit *kik fired., -Fortunately •the ball neleand..iii• oonnterfeit doer; but it encetreded is 41.1146 - / ening bhp our of lila AM."- •.4 _ The piceent politial ealopedirn - ,irOiureel) to to an interceang one., ME ::':~, •.e.
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