7.r - vm i ii sssssi - a ' 1 II 111 IJt - NUMBER CMI. A DIW FOR UV.NTAf, DTKPBPTICf. AND A CTBI job bt-pochoni)bu, nr-pocBisr, or ant eOMiaAIKT Or A HI OBjDBB. fJ7T5 WOJIf J"TJ? LONDON 2LOCKBEADS, CJBOPl'JCD OFF BY OUR 8KRIX8 EDITOR. Chip from "Pubcb," Iff A Wmsrkn. -"No man la a hero to his vlet," is an assertion of frequent occarrence. lies poor maligned man erer had the courage to bint that no womaa is a heroine to her saaid r Tdb Best Thing Oct. An aching tooth. XionT and Daek. A novel has Just been rmblished, called "Fair Women." Are the Llondes to hare nndioputed tw&j ? Is there Bo anthor who, In the cause of the brunettes, trill gallantly write a story it cannot fail to please, if of a gloomy complexion and entitle it "Dark Women?" Food for tub Imagination. Faccv bread. r.. m " ibuu op Abtsbisia. Apropos m tha Kegus of Abyssinia, there is no want of Whina (in some of the papers), bnt the real difficulty is, to say where the order is to come from. Butteb tPON Bacoh. When Mr. Thaddens Stevens tries to persuade the people of the United States that the pnblio debt is to be paid off in greenbacks, he will only find green backers. r A MILT FBIDB. Tirst Boy. "My Father's a Orflcer." Second Boy. "What Orflcer?" first Boy. "Why, a Corporal" Third Boy (evidently "comio"). "bo's ray Tather he's a Orflcer, too A General he is I" Fourth Boy. "Go along with yer 1" " Third Boy. "So he is he's a General dealer 1" COKCHDKCM, "Why is CharleB Diokens like one of Little Bopeep's sheep ? Because he's left hia "tale" behind him. AN OLD BUBSERY JINOLK KEW RUSff. King Theodoras kept his hill-wall; King Theodoras wouldn't sing small; Napier his horses, his mules, and his men, Will catch Theodoras who can say when ? Thk Faculty op Advocatbs Speech. Chips from "Judy." A Cautiok. Don't be too anxious to solve a conundrum. Judy knows a man who got two black eyes in endeavoring to find out "the difference between a man and a woman fighting in the street." Whin a person well replenishes a firo, how does it feel? Grateful (!) A Dbt Remark "Let's liquor." A Bbight Idea. It has been suggested that It is because the Brights are "cotton people" that the people cotton to them. Ahem 1 Is it not possible that the influence of cotton might turn out to be bale-ful ? What is the best remedy for a flagging of Spirits ? A flagon of wine. OH THB LOSS OP BIS LAST TOOTH. (By Veteran minus bis Molars.) 'Tin trne that life a span is, but We may changes see, I when a child my own teeth cut, But now my teeth cut me. It don't afford me pleasure sweet To part with former chums; Bnt I without my teeth must eat Yes, that I must by gums 1 Cblps from " Van." A Nora with "a Hitch" in it. An actor may be said to resemble a sailor each is dia lisgnished by his particular bolb. Vers db Societe. "The Glass of Fashion." A Conundrum. By a tbby Rddb Old Pabty; Why is a lady's throat like an appendage to her watch ? Because it's a chatter-lane (chate laine.) Favored by Lord Dundreary. Why is the Six-horse roller at work in Hyde Park like an Ancient Briton? Because it's "weawing the road." Givb him his Dub. It is altogether too ab surd to say that "Man is not perfect" who is there who has not met with perfect strangers, seme who were perfect rasoals, and not a few who were perfect fools ? THB CONTENTED TRAMP. Don't tell me of grand dinners, which Make folks with envy fret; ' While here I lie beside the ditch I'm getting my bank-wet. Den't talk to me of splendid wine, That set folks longing so Here on this deal-plank couch of mine I'm getting my Board-oh 1 Don't name cigars of rarest brand, That Britons seldom see For every hedgside in the land Finds lots of weeds for me. I live so well where'er I go In Unions any day Prince Metternich himself, you know, Might envy my Toke-eh ? Fbom tub Egyptian Hall. I'm charmed to See you, as the performing snake said to the spectator. The compliment was not returned, Cblps from tbe "Tomahawk." Out of respect for publio opinion (as inter preted on Cleikenwell green and in the Morn ing Star), Madame Tusaaud has changed th i name" of "The Temple of Fame," in which all dintinguiuhed murderers looked for a niche, from the "Chamber of Horrors" to the 'Chamber of Martyrs." How to Grill Bones. The Danae, sister ship to the Amazon iron-clad ram, is under orders for the West Coast of Afrioa. The Government has not perhaps been yet in formed that the heat is above the average at Biena Leone, or they would know that an iron-clad becomes a floating stove in BU3U Waters, and if our sailors must be broiled.why ot do it genteelly on a gridiron at once ? Ibelaad's Weonq. Tue RigU to Murder. Chips ricked up Here ftnd vh( Dry, but bo Thirsty. Cnrran, conversing with Sir Thomas Turton, happened to remark wm ne coma never speak in publio for a quarter of an hour without moistening his lips, to which Sir Thomas replied that in that respect Le had the advantage of him. "i poke," said he, "the other night in the llense of Commons for five hours, on the Nabob of Oude, and never felt In the least thirsty." "It is very remark able indeed," rejoined Curran, "for every one agrees that it was the driest speech of the Season." "I Tabbb 'bm ab tbiy Comb." A Cantab. fi day observing a ragamuffin looking boy THE DALY EVEN-iyG TElYEGRArH PHILADELPHIA, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1807. rraN fiing his bend at .the door of Alderman I'lmliane, in Cambridre, where he wart lag ging, and thinking to pans a joke upon him, said: "tfo, Jack, you ate picking thttinont, are ju?" "Nah, ear," retortod the urchin, "I takes 'em as they come !" A man whom Dr. Jobnton onoe reproved for following a ubbIhss and demoralizing bnsi dpsk, said: "You know, Doctor, that I must live." The brave old hater of everything mean and hateful coolly replied that he did not "see the least necessity for that." CHI PR FROM vnMKsTW WOODKff MKN, CliOffhl) OFF Mi' THH M.RJH A'DllVJtU AtWJtiTAXT. Chips from Harper's Weekly." A IIPasB (Marine) The Walrus. "Tell m, ye angelio hosts, ye messengers of love, shall swindled printers here, below have no redress above ? The shining angel band replied, to us is knowledge given; de linquents on the printer' books can never enter heaven." ' . - The pompous epitaph of aclese-fisted citi zen closed with the following passage of Scrip ture ; "He that giveth to the poor leu loth to the Lord." "Dat may be," soliloquized Sambo, "but when dat man do or(f Mrt' owe him a red cart " "Ah I" said old Mrs. Doosenbury, "larniug i a great thirg; I've often felt the need of It I Why, would yon believe it, I'm now sixty years old, and only know the names of three mor.ths in the year ? and them's spring, full, and autumn t I larnt the names of them when I was a little bit of a girl I" A paksaok op arms. Hair-dresser. "Hair's very dry, Sir !" Customer (who knows what's COiil'ug). likf it dry." Hair-dresser (after a while, again advancing to the attack). "Head's very scurfy, Sir I" Customer (till cautiously retiring). "Ya-as, I prefer it scurfy." Assailant gives in defeated. Cannot sell any hair-water this time. TnB BONO OP THB HORSE. A poor old stage-horse, lank and thin, Not much else than bones and skin, I jog aloDg, week out, week in. Kicked, and cursed, and. Vneanfy fed, Jammed in the Biii &nd jerked by the head And the 'mng I can't at all make out Is, what on earth it's all about. Why was I made to toil and tug For this odd little human bug, Two-legged, dumpy as a jug, Who sits aloft my ribs to batter Or why was he made, for that matter ? And, if I needs must be created, Why is it that I was not fated To prance and curvet, finely mated, Silver harneBsed, sleek and fat, With groom and blanket, and all that ? Here I go, day after day, Pounding and slipping down Broadway, Dragging these curious biped things, With forelegs gone, and yet no wings Where they all go to I don't know, Nor why in the world they hurry so, Nor what good use Heaven puts them to 1 It wasn't my fault, you see, at all, That my joints grew big, and my musoles small, And so I missed of a rich man's stall. I'm clumsy, crooked, stupid, slow, Yet the meanest horse is a horse, you know. And his ribs can ache with a kick or blow, As well as the glossiest nags that go. O Lord, how long will they use me so? And when may the equine spirit go Where glorified horses stand in a row, Switching their bright tails to and fro, Careless of either whl at whoa Where oats are always Apropos, And flies don't grow O no I 01 A citizen of Nantucket sold a horse to a cavalry officer during the war, and warranted him to be a good war-horse. The soldier came back afterwards in a towering passion, and said he had been swindled. "As how ?" said the Nantucketer. "Why there's no go in him, and yet you warranted him a good war-horse." "Yes, I did; and by George, he is a good war-horse he'd sooner die than run 1" THB LATEST CURIOSITIES. A fence made from the railing of a scolding wife. A plate of butter from the "cream of a joke." The small coins in "the change of the moon." The original brush used in painting "the signs of the times." The latest contract with the "Trade Winds." The chair in which the sun sets. A garment for the naked eye. The hammer which broke up the meeting. Buckle to fasten a laughing-stock. The animal that drew the inference. Egg from a nest of thieves. A bucket of water from "All's well." Chips from Limbs of ths Liir, A United States Judge is credited with the authorship or tue following joke. lie was recently trying a case of alleged infringement of patent. A bran-dusting machine was brought into the court-room, that the jurors might see it at work. The Judge looked at it a moment or two and then remarked hope counsel will not be guilty of throwing dust in the eyes of the jury with that machine." Mayhem. The young gentlemen conneoted with the Law Hchool may find in the following a new definition of an important legal term: Out in Illinois a Justice of the Peace was recently elected who is not particularly noted for legal attainments. Wishing to have little lun, a friend asked him what he would do were a cane of mayhem brought bel'ure him for trial, ihe "squire" looked a little puz zled at first, but soon began to look wise, and said: "I had a ease of that kind when I was 'tiquire' before, so I just ordered the fellow to jail, and after staying there for a week he was willing to marry the girl!" lhat, we suppose. is about the view of it that would be taken by Judge Peirce. A "Little Joker" in Court. In the good old times in Kentucky, when "substantial justice" was administered in a log cabin after a very and easy manner, a suit was brought to recover certain moneys which it was alleged plaintiff' had been defrauded out of by the in genious operation Known as "luimoie rig ging." In the course of the trial, plaintiff's counsel. who happened to be an expert, under took to enlighten the court as to the modai operandi of the performance. Putting himself into pobition, he produced the three cups and "the little joker," and proceeded, Buiting the action to the word. "Then, inav it please the court, the defend ant, placing the cups on his knee, began.shift ing them so, offering to bet that my client could not tell under which cup was the 'little Joker,' meaning thereby, may it please the court, this ball, with the intention of defraud ing my client of the sum thus wagered. For instance, when I rataa the cup bo, your honor Bupposes that you Bee the ball." "Suppose I seel" interrupted the judge, who had closely watchad th performance, and was Scire that he had detected the ball, a1 one Of the cupa was accidentally raised. "Why, auy fool can see whre it is and but on it, and be snre to win. There ain't no de fraooMu, thar." "Perhaps your honor would like to go a V on it ?" insinuated the counsel. . "Go a V ? Yes, an t double it, too, and here's the rhino. It's nnder the middle cup." "I'll go a V on that," said the foreman of the Jury. "And I, and I," joined the Jurors, one after the otbar, until each one had invested his pile. Tp I" said his honor. "Up" It was, but the "little joker" had mysteriously disappeared. Judge and jury were enlightened, aud found no difficulty in bringing in a verdict in favor of pluintiff, on the ground that it was the "derniest kind o' defraudin'." MliS. UIWWN IN AMERICA. ppfrOBEp TO HAVE HERN WRITTEN BY ARTHUR SKKTCHLBY, E34. I'm sure it's a mercy as I'm alive to tell the tale, for what with one thing and what with another, one would think as the 'Merry vins was bent on my distraction, for of all the people to worret and fidgei as ever f see, i'ui 'Merrykins beats 'em, as Just suits Brown, but 1 can't abear bein' 'urried and drove to death, and as to Brooklyn, where we went to stop along with Joe's wife'B aunt on the mother's side, why it's a lovely place no doubt, with trees agrowin' all about the Streets quite nat'ral, but I can't say much for the pave ment, as it is that uneven as it throws you down at every turn, as the sayin' is; but 'owever they come to build it on the other ; C"u water, vltu hd bridge for to carry yon safe over, with what they calls a steam ferry as were werry nigh my death, and all tho' Mrs. Skidmore and 'er daughter, as were Joe's wife's aunt's name, a-goin' over witfi me to New York. Well, we took it etty gently to the top of the 'ill as t jerry s at the bottom on, and Jefit Is We cot to the ferry as the ground slopes werry much down to, Mrs. Skidmore savs "Urry np. for we re Jest tn time," and off she sets with Julia a-dragging' me on. We goes thro' the gate, and on I were a-rushin when the man says to me, " 'uid on i" as in course I thought he meant me to keep on, and so I did, and if that ferry-boat didn't glide away jest as I put my foot on it, and into the water I goes with a flop as you might 'ave card for miles around. As for me, l was a- guggling' and a-strnggliu' a kickin' about, and don't remember nothin' but a thump on the ead, and then bein' dragged np wiolent with a 'ook in my pack-gathers. I was ever so long afore I was myself, and there I was with everj think on me drenched thro' aud thro', with my nmbreller gone, and my redicule floated right out to sea. Mrs. Skidmore she did put me out, for if she didn't say as she 'ollered to me to wait for the next boat, while I can take my 'Davy, as the sayin' is, as Julia pulled me slap into the water thro' a-jumpin' on board the boat, as I was not np to the ways on. They squeezed away at me ior to ary me, bnt, bless you, I was in sich a pickle as I says, "I must go back I" but, bless you, mere ain't ne'er a cab to be 'ad for love nor money. I says to Mrs. Skidmore, "Walk I can't, as to goin' in them cars, as don't take you near the door, 1 won't." "Weil," says sne, "we must get a carriage," and so she did arter a time, and 'erne I went in it; and if the feller didn't take and charge me pretty nigh ten shillin's. I don't think as I ever know'd what rheu matics were afore that time, as kep' me in bed over a week, and Joe obligated to go 'ome without me, thro' his wife bein' took ill sud- an, B io nn oign OS troubles QeVOr C0IU6 single, as the savin' is. 1 never can forget, tho' I 'opes as a Chris tian I forgives, the way as Mrs. Skidmore went on with isrown a-sayin' as it were my own fault as I fell in the water, whereas it were 'er doin', as a reg'lar push and drive woman as 'ave worrated three 'nsbands into the grave, and is a mask of skin and bone 'erself. bo I says to Brown, "I'd rather stop in this bed for ever than go out with that old weasel agin," and bo I would; but law, it's foolishness to say as you won't do nothink, for as snre as yon says so, you're obligated to break your word leas, ways that's 'ow it always is with me; and so it proved about Mrs. Skidmore, for I was jest a gettin' over the cold as the water 'ad give me thro' never bein' nsed to it, as in course don't come nat'ral to human bein's, but all werry well for fish, as is a cold-blooded lot. I was gettin' on werry nicely, when Mrs. Skidmore says to me, "It would do you a world of good to get out a bit." I says, "No doubt, but I ain't a-goin' to cross that steam ferry no more." She says, "No, we'll go out to Coney Island, as ia a lovely spot." So I says, " 'Owever will you get there, if It's a hiland, and not cross the water?" "Oh," Bays she, "the cars takes you." "Well," I says, "I've only got one thing to say, as them cars must stop for me or 1 don't go;" for, bless you, them "Mer rykins will jump on and off while the train's in motion, and leave a widder and orphins afore the day is out and think nothink of it, tho' went out in full 'ealth to business in the mornin', as 'appened two streets off where we were a-shoppin', and her youngest only five days old, as didn't seem to mind nothink bo long as he were buried decent, and the 'ouse like a fair all the time, as would 'ave drove me mad, tho' in course a true friend in affliction is what every one is glad to see; so, as I was a-sayin', either stop the car, or on it I don't put my foot. So she promised me f lithful as she'd stop the car, and oil' we sets, and gets to the corner where we was to meet that car as came along werry gradual and stops for us; leastways for Mrs. Skidmore, as 'opped up like a bird for lightness, and I was follerin' 'er and 'ad got my foot on the step, when on goes the thing a drsggin' me with one foot on the ground aud the other on the step. Parties as was stand in' on the steps, as is their ways, 'auled and pulled at me for to get me np, but law bless you, all as I did was to pull a old feller, in a straw 'at, right off into the road, and there we was a-lajin' and another oar a-comin' in the oppersite direction as would 'ave been over our bodies but for a colored party as they oalls them niggers as pulled me up by main force, and nearly dislocated me from 'ead to foot, let alone bein' mauled by 'is dirty 'amis as soiled me dreadfully, and if Mrs. Skidmore 'adn't gone on ever so far afore she missed me out of the car through a-meetin' a friend in it, she said as ehe got a-talkin' with. I don't think as ever I felt more shook and bruised than I were when that nigger set me down on Bomethin' as proved to be white, wash. As for the old man as I'd pulled off the car, he was uncommon short, a-sayin' as be should miss a appointment all through me. Mrs. Skidmore, she came back for me and wanted to 'urry me on, but I says, "It's all werry well for you, mnm, as I've 'eard say eome from a Buffalo to go on like that, but don't suit me as am only flesh and blood." She says, "What do you mean by callin' me a Buffalo f" I sayB, "You told me yourself as von was one." She says, "I came from the place called Buffalo." I says, "Well, if you will call the places such ridiculous names you must take the consequence," Tho when I come to think on it, p'hap, Buffalo ain't a word to call a lady, as ia wild characters, an' I remembers 'earln' niggers iig about 'eua in London a-comin' out by night Tor to dance by the light of the moon, as is not goin's on as I suould 'old with myself. I sbonld not 'ave minded arf so mnoh the way as I was flustered, with my things tore off my back with that car, but 1 was dreaifully 'urt with Mrs. Skidmore, as I 'eard a-talkin' to the lady as lives with 'er about me, and said as I were a reg'lar old cuss to go out with, as 'adn't no proper nee in my leg, and if that other party for I'd scorn to call her a field male didn't say as I looked like a reg'lar Old buccaneer (I thought I should 'ave dropped, and says to Brown, when he some In, as I'd rather go to the work'ouse than live in sich a place with sich awful langwidge nsed about me), as Brown only made it worse by a-tellin' me as she meant as I were one as liked a drop, thro' my face bein' that red as is all owin' to the lea-water, as reg'lar pickled me thro' not a-wearing a-wail a-board ship, like a many as I Bee. So, arter that, there were a coolness 'twizt me and Mrs. Skidmore, and made me take to my bedroom, and would ave stopped there ouly but for a Mrs. Chauncey, as come to live in .the 'ouee and a light-'arted, as were un common coriany. So I went out a good bit with 'er, and'that's 'o5 it were as 1 8ed a deal alKut 'Merryker, not aJ evr shall take to their ways, for my green bare down right sp'ilt with their baccy juioa, as t2V might as well keep to themselves, as I said to a party as set next to me in the car, and kep' a-spittin' bo I says to 'im, "That's great waste." He says, How ?" as is "What did you say?" in 'Merrykln. So I Bays, "If you're so fond of that baccy why spit it out ?" rays. "Why. VOu're enoU t maK ?-"7 fcne laff 'isself sick." "No," 1 says, "it's the baccy as is doin' that," and Jest as I were a talking a feller as were the wuss for drink hecran a-disnntin' with the conductor about 'is bee an a-disputin' with the conductor about 'is i. as he said as he'd paid, which I know'c fare, d to be a falsity, for I'd been a-watchm' 'lni ever since he got in, through 'is a-settln oper Bite, and a-keepin' a-droppin off, being 'eavy in 'is eyes through drink. Bo when be said as be d paid, l says: "no, my good man, you 'ave not. No doubt you cannot recollect through your state." lie says sich low words as I would not repeat, was it ever bo, and the conductor ketched 'old on Mm to turn 'im out; and if the feller didn't ketch 'old of my arm 1 So I 'oilers: Let go." A Banctifled-lookin' toller as 'ad jest got in, says: "Go with 'im; it's your duty." 1 says: "You must be as drunk-as ne is." He gives me a look, and says: "Is he not thine 'usband ?" I says: "Go on, you idiot." By that time they'd got the drunken feller out of the car, and pitched 'im into the road, and on goes the car, and me a-settin' a-lookin' lavage at that party as 'ad took the feller for my 'utband, when I 'eard a crash of glass a-breakin', and got a blow on the 'ead and a lump of mud in my face, and if it wasn't that wretch as 'ad took np a lot of stones and dirt and throwed it at the car and broke twa or three winders, and give the serious man a crack on the nose as made it bleed. So I says to 'im: "Use your 'ankercher, for goodness sake, and don't be a beast." He said as he 'adn't got one, and if I 'adn't to lend 'im mine in self-defense, or I should 'ave 'ad my clothes all ruined with 'is gory ways, as wanted to give me back my 'andkeroher then and there. I says, "It ain't no great value, bo keep it." I gets out of the oar, and if he didn't toiler. He Bays, "Where dost thy abide f" I says, "No thank you; I don't want no 'qaaintames made promisoous, and you're welcome to it." He says, "Thou are a friend in tribulation," and if he didn't keep on a follerin me, till at last I stops and says, "Be so good as to take your way, for my 'usband dou't 'old with no follerers. so I wish you good day." He says, "I hope I may see thee next Sabbath." I says "P'haps you may and p'haps you mayn't," and turns off, but I felt as that party were a-follerin' me, and I kep' a dodgin' about for to get rid on 'im till at last I were that tired that I were forced to go 'ome, and as I got np the steps I caught sight of that chap a-peepin' round the corner, as made me feel all ovensh like, for I can't abear bein watched, and when I did get in they was a-waitin' supper, and Mrs. Skidmore begun a-saym' as id been out a Bkylarkin, as is ways l aon't 'old witn SEWING MACHINES. 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KOHKKTM, Denier Id Fin Urooerles, 1 J7Jrp Comer FLEVKNT H u VINE 81a. LOST. LOST ON TflK NIGHT OP THE 611. skIiikIh DIAMOISD flN.uld-liuliloned .Ht Iiiir. lib Hui.ll brlilmnl lit-r ttiv cutch Full value aid, U tskurued to tin. i Uuuib i UU Ul'U Uk U 10 FINANCIAL. TREASURY DEPARTMENT or PENNSYLVANIA' IlaNikubuRO, December 18, 1M7. NOTICE TO THE HOLDERS OF TUB ILs O A. IV OP TBI Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, due July 1, 1868, THE FOLLOWING LOANS, DUE JULY 1, 18G8, Will be Ksdssmsd vrltb. Interest to Date of Pey mt, en Presentation, at tbe Farmers' and Mechanics' National Bank OF PHILADELPHIA. VIZ., Loan of March 27, 1839, duo July 1, 1868. Loan of July 19, 1839, due July 1, 1868. Interest on tbe Above Loans will Cease on tbe 1st of July, 1808. FRANCIS JORDAN, Secretary of State. JOHN F. IIARTRANFT, Auditor-General. W. H. KEMBLE, State Treasurer. Commissioners of Sinking Fund. 1219 "TE IT AVE FOR SALE THK FIRST MORTGAGE BONDS OF THB Central Pacific Kallroad Company, AT (951 NINETY-HVE, And Accrued Interest In Currency. These Bonds are payable by law, principal and Inte rval, In gold, inuuesl payable 1st of January aud 1st of July. We will take Oorernmeuta .In exchange, allowing the full market price, We reduinieiid them to investors as a firstmlaas Security, and will give at all times the latml pam pnltU and general Information upon application to us Baring a full supply of these BON1HJ on band, we are prepared to CKUVJUt TUBM AT OSVS. DB HAVEN A BRO,; Bankers and Dealers In Governments, 12 8 Ua fiO, fsOCXII TUIBO T. -3 ' FINANCIAL. BANKING HOUSE Of JayCooiol&(J- 02 and 114, Go. THIRD ST. PHILaJ Dealers in All Government Becurltj OLD B-BOs WANTED 'ir. IB EXCHIfJCE FOR HE I A LIBERAL VIFrEIlESt'JE AlAOWfcj Compound Interest Kotea Wntit i INTFHU.HT ALLOWED ON DEPOKm Collections made. Blocks bought and gold tn Oooamleeion, if Bpt'dAl btuineM accommodations reeerrea fog ndlee. rVMtnt JANUARY COUPONS OP Union Pacific Railroad Bonds' ADD riVE-TWENTIKS, BOVC1UT OB CAftHKD II HOLD AT BESf MARKET BATES, BT W. PAINTER & CO., BANKEBI, J No. 36 South THIRD Street, 1 12H PHILADELPHIA. U. 8. SECURITIES A SPECIALTY. SMITH, RANDOLPH & CO., BANKERS AND BBOKEB3, HO. 18 .TIlIBDST.,HO. S IfAMHAV ST. rHlLADHXFHIA. KW TOBH. Orders for Stocks and Gold executed in Phila delphia and New York. QOUPONS OF UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD, CENTRAL TACIFIC RAILROAD, f3-SO COUPONS,' DVB 1st JANUARY, BOUGHT B DE HA YEN & BROTHER 101 rp NO. 40 B). THIBD STREET. TJNION PACIFIC RAILROAD CO. NOTICE, THB COUPONS OF THB FIBST MORTQAOB BONDS OF THB Union Pacific Railroad Co.' BUB JANUABT l.lSes, WILL BE PAID ON AND AFTER THAT DATE IN SOLD COIN, FREE OF GOVERNMENT TAX, At the Coiupanj'i Office, No. 20 NASSAU Street, New York. 12 10 Sw JOHN 3. CISCO.TBEASUBEBV COAL. BMIDDLETON ft CO., DEALERS IS . BAKLKlUIl LF.HIGH and KAULK VEIN COAL. Kept dry nnder cover. Prepared exprtwil Jbr family one. Yard, No. 1225 WAUHINtiTOX Avenue. Office. No, 614 WA LWOT BtreBt. tit WILLIAM STILL'S COAL DEPOT. NosC 1216. 1218, and ISO WASHINGTON Avenue. Tbe best qualltlei ol Coal, for domestic eikteam use, nrnlebed W oy part of the city 11 2 am j QROVVN'S PATENT COMBINED CABPET-MTRETCUEB AND TAt'K-DBlVEB, With this machine a lady can alone stretch and tack down at the same time her carpets as easily as to sweep them, saving buck-ache. brulael Angers, temper, lime, and mouey. It will stretch all kinds of carpets without the least damage, better, quicker, and easier than any other Stretcher made, and drive from 1 to tu-o. tacks with or without leather heads Is simple, easily worked, end will last a lifetime Agents wanted. Liberal terms given. It Is a nice machine for ladles to sell. For Machine, or Agencies call on or address WILLIAM F. SCIIEIBLE, NO. a TJHRD btreet, ntlr . '-Philadelphia,' DATENT ELASTIC VENTILATING IWWER HOUH, They are a PERFECT BWMKKY 'Ofi OOLD OR BWEaTY KKT 'OK ORNS. They relieve KHKU. AlTIM AN II N KU K A I Ail A., They atworb and I remove the PjRsPJUAriO4 inside ot HUBBltit liou 1 . t , v To ki ow their merits they must be wru. K tll Price. l ou j,er pair. Uuid uy all retail Boot K A HI LI- Popiletor, Boon. Mass. Henry Kill.. tt. No. II' W.rrt u sueef. N. Y.: F. A J. M. Jin, No. 10D Commerce street, Philadelphia, Wholesale Agenis. U lia CO K N EXCHANGE BAG MAN UF ACTOUY, jeUMT. BA1LKY A CO, BKfetOVKD TO K. K. ooruer of M A UK KT and WATER Streets, Philadelphia. SEALFR8 IN HAUi AND BAGUING Of every le"-rlpilon, for ' Grain, Flour, bait, butu"-PiKpbaie of Lime, Bono- f Dust. Etc. . I Large and small OTJNN Y BAGS constantly on bend -i-'Zi.'l A lau. WOOL. bAL'KH. JumkT, Bailey. i- Jambs CASCAhUT. flKT THK BWrtT THK HOLY BIBLK-BARD J lug's lMlltloua Family, Pulpit and Pocket bltile In beautiful tstylea of Turkey Morocco aud antique bindluKS. A new edition, arranged foe photographay portraits of families. v WM. W. HARDING, Fubllxher, Ho, BcUEbUT buev- eiwtmt(H
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