THE DAIL1 KVKNING TELEGKAPH PHILADELPHIA, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7, 18G7.
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SPJBT OF THE LPHPON COMIC WEEKLIES.
Front lunch.
Ei!S(oi al Tekfcme. The Bishop of New
York has been much pleased with his visit to
Old England. Specially has he been delighted
Vith his brother hierarcha. Oue piece of in
formation which the good Bishop give3 will
le iritereptiug to most persons: "He had
visited the palaces of Eeveral of the Bishops,
and the atmosphere which prevailed at these
Messed places was such as to cause a glow of
happiness to take possession of one's soul."
Will any of Mr. Punch's Episcopal friendd
'(he has many) inform him how this blessed
atmosphere is generated, and where the mate
rial can be procured, and whether the same
result can be obtained in a secular mansion ?
The "savor of such good ointments" would be
worth cultivating. It must be a much nicer
thing than the odor of sanctity, which Popish
saints prepare by masterly inaction in the
matter of Balvation. Would MM. Plesae and
Lutiin, or ;M. Rimmel call upon one or two of
the bishops and investigate f We prediot great
popularity for Bouquet da Bishop.
Jv'ot Said at the Stkoi. The Bishop of
Gregory said a good thing recently. An enthu
siastically Ritualistic young lady showed him
a charming photograph of a group of hand
some young curates decked out in all the
lovely church millinery of sentimental schism.
"Those are Anglicans," she said. "No," said
his Lordship, smiling; "but I may say that
though non Angli, they whould be Angcli si
I beg pardon for Latin, my dear if they ware
trnly Christians."
Militaht Intelligence. It is with satisfac
tion that we announce that the Rifled Popgun
is about to be placed in the hands of the In
fantry. As an arm of precision, this breach
loader will, no doubt, be a great improvement
on the noisy but ineffective weapon hitherto
employed in the Nurseries of British Valor.
Tub Greatest op ocr Tears. What an
enormous size Lord Granville must be 1
Speaking of him at the Paris Exhibition ban
quet, the newspaper says, "His Lordship
filled the room."
The Harvest op thb Sea. Then did the
ancient Greeks find it profitable to plough the
ocean f In the days of Ce-crops.
From Judy.
NOT FOR JOKER.
Said Tom Brown to Jones, "It is really worth
while '
In these Bhare9 to invest come, take six;
The company means to dredge mud from the
Nile,
And make of it excellent bricks."
"No, no," answered Jones, "I'm not quite a
fool, '
Though I do not set tip for a wit;
But I capnot forget that I learnt when at
school, .
Ex nihil, 0 Tom, nihil fit,"
QoerT.A piece at one of the theatres is
extensively advertised as follows: Man is not
perfect, nor woman neither. If two negatives
make a positive, the grammar here is not per
fect. We suggest a change nor woman either.
It may, however, be a delicate compliment to
the sex.
"Oh ! what A Fall was there, my Couxtry
jieh 1" What difference is there between a
child that tumbles from the top landing to the
bottom one, and a traveller visiting Niagara ?
One falls down the stairs, and the other stares
down the Falls.
A PARADOX.
"All flesh is grass,' at least so say"
The writingso( the sages;
If this be so, then theliey-day
Of life, 'tis clear, old age' is.
"Down't." No wonder a youth gets
"chaffed" when his whiskers are just begin
ning to grow, for even they are "down upon
him I"
A Ja-dbd Jest. A correspondent, having
shot a Jay, wishes to know whether he ought
to send it to the Dead Letter Office.
By an Undergraduate. What bears the
Strongest affinity to a cow cabbage ? An Ox
enion (!)
Trite. Those that speak falsehoods should
live in live a house of many storys 1
The "Foor in Spirit" Baukrupt Publicans.
A "Walker's" Dictionary The Milestones.
The best shares of any Plough-shares.
From Fun.
Cut and Shave. A Bavarian journal, the
Gazelle de Ketnpteu, announces its intention to
publish daily a bulletin den mensonges, in which
the canards of the day will be kept distinct
from the authentio news. It would be well if
our English papers would take the hint, and
have the sub-editorial department thus di
vided under the right heads, though it might
not be always easy to keep the canards to their
Separate pen. The wielder of the scissors
luight at least keep all their shear absurdities
in a column by themselves.
Quantum Mctatus. Mr. Organ, Inspector of
Keleased Convicts in Ireland, in a paper lately
read at Belfast, announces that by procuring
employment for prisoners immediately on dis
charge, and fey inspiring them with a sense of
iltXuXa:SnnmUra t0 honesty and
respectability, buch an amelioration of the
felon is indeed an Organ-ic change, and we
Should like to see a good many instruments
playing the same tune, '
(The Upset Pr.cbtu mi8creant wno
attempts to upset a train reives J
sentence at the hands of the aJ " 1
rery justly, too. But the l"uator?prom?
ter, financier, or what you please to rj"
(a word of one syllable would suaiuB)i U(Z
he upsets a whole company of 6harliiwBra
literally taking the bread out of the mouths of
widows, orphans, and gentlewomen, gets-
What he does get f , Jn all probability a tes
timonial. Civilization. The only daughter of the
Indian chief "Spotted Tail" is linishing . her
education at Omaha, where she learns Italian
and music Of course, the young lady can
not bear the odious names by whit h her father
la known, and so we suppose she is called
Miss Peacock by those who tealt her to play
the peaheniio 1
"Gousbet, Gophbet, Gander t" The chief
Trench restaurateur at the Paris Exhibition is
tf otted to be a bankrupt, and Lift liabilities
are estimated at 1,500,000 franca. . There can
be no doubt that the grasping meamiesi au'l
n,iuM,T,!.D.tiiit of the Imperial CouimisHlou
most 1 held responsible for his failure. This
Is not the only lustance in wnicu vuey train
oidally killed the gousset with the golden eggs
' Melancholy. A correspondent wishes us to
tell him what sort of salad a merman and mer
maid hugging each other would be taking.
Then, without waiting for an answer, he says,
?'Vaterc(a)resaes." To aggravate the insult,
he adds that he is an old soldier himself at
dry humor, but sends this to Fun because the
latter is a wetter-'un.
"The best substitute for silver" Gold.
"JAM-BO REE."
BY JOHN HAFfr.
Young Jam-Bo-Nee. a boy about thlrtenn vear. old.
son to Hie bar-kerier ol Hie I'lm-oaiietzle (Saloon,
remained at his post. In the hack room ln a ntngle-
iiumu-u khiiio oi euchrf), alter tun "puny" hd
broken up in a RRUeral "bust." and cvnrv hand" hurl
hern BluiiKhinid except iila own and that of oue
re mamma uiivernary.
The boy held on to the greasy "deck,"
Whence all but him had lied;
The lump threw its light on his last red check,
And he hadn't another "red."
Yet beautiful and bright he sat,
A 8 born to win or lose;
With the ace of trumps hid under his hat,
And a "bower" or two in his clothes.
The game went on he would not "go"
Y itliout bis lather's word;
That father, drunk on the floor below,
Ilia voice no longer heard. ' '' .
He called aloud "Say, daddy, say
lliiln't I Ittr 'no it alone V " .
He knew not that the chieftain lay
Unconscious of his son.
"Speak, father !" once again he cried,
"I'm playing my best for even
"And" but the man on the other side
"Ordered him np on the seven."
His countenance fell when his ear caught that,
isut it wasn't a time to grieve;
So he played him the aoe from under his hat,
And the "right bower" out of his sleeve.
And he shouted loud once more at last,
"My father 1 must I stay r '
While o'er the table, thick and fast,
Ihe lluttering "pasteboards" play.
The tallow-dip burned fitfully wild
And ihekered np on high,
And gleamed in the face of the gallant child,
And nearly blinded his eye.
It flickered up and flickered down,
And at last disappeared in the socket;
And the man at the table, who "hailed frm
town,"
Slipped all of the stakes in his pocket.
And then with a burst of thunder sound,
He kicked over table and chairs,
And cleared the door with a single bound,
And slid down the bannister stairs.
NATURAL IIlSTuRYOF BABIES.
IIat.ies are the passive Items of humanity
w no bo through life wearing a mental bib and
tucker.
The Hoy-Baby is a painfully bashful young
man, to whom nature, for wisa purposes no
doubt, bas denied the fuculty of self-assertion
tbat pertains to masculines, He Is generally a
tall, slender young man, who has the appear
ance of being drawn out, like a telescope, to
the utmost limits that his constitution will
allow. His feeble heart does not seem to have
the power to pump the vital lluld to his far dis
tant head, and consequently he is of that pallid
completion which Is popularly supposed to
denote consumption, except wnen a pretty girl
talks to him, and then the vital organ that
drums delirium In bis narrow chest sends a few
drops of the carnallou tint to the end of his
contemplative nose. When the B. B. enters a
room iu which there Is company, be looks as It
hall aazed with the bright glances of the la
dle?, and slinks hastily away to a seat la the
Ltrttiest corner, where he can be out of reach
of the surveillance of bright eyes. If the B.
B. visits a place of amusement, It Is In
the company of his sisters or bis mother,
or with some female relative, whose con
sanguinity forbids the idea of gallantry. The
B. B. never gets Into the scrapes that seem a
Lecesnity with young men of his age. If any
practical Joke is proposed, or any little esca
pade Is planned, by bis companions, he has a
xiever-failing excuse to go home, so as to be out
of the way of mischief. At his tongue's end be
bos a set of first-class axioms that with him
stand In the place of discretion and Judgment,
ana oy inese is ne guinea wnen any oi moss
little ebullitions of wlldness tbat effervesce
from the masculinity of virile young men
threaten to bubble up In uproarious action.
The B. B. is a goody Individual, If goodness
eoufcibU in doing little that is wrong, and doing
not much more that Is right. lie never lets
slip an oath, or even lndulees In one of those
good substitutes for profane swearing that are
more vigorous than their principals: he never
smokes, nor drinks, nor lllrts, nor nbs, nor asks
fur a latch-key nor stays out at church
till past midnight not because he is
nulnfuilv convinced of tbo hldeousness or
moralobliquities, butslmply because he has not
been weaned by the lrrepresslbilitles of man
hood from the dependencies of childhood, and
harms to ihe moralities of the apron-string be
cause he has not as yet attained courage to
toddle from home restraints. The B. B. is a
thorn in the aides of masculine, self-asserting
young men; for he is often cited as an example
of preternatural virtue, as a specimen of the
brick of which paradise Is built, and as an em
bodiment oi an me gooa-Doy virtues. XQ re tit na
tion, his compeers call him a spooney, a lick
spittle, and other depreciating diminutives.
A little while and nature will assert her power,
or perish In the attempt. The B. B. will die of
sheer Inanity or- become that compound of
tiery desires, a man; then farewell bib and
tucker, good-to your-moiherness, good, boy
book maxims, and pntent noble examples.
'1 hk hi'sinkbsuahy is mat, mucu-io-ue-piuou
individual whom all his acquaintance wonSor
why he does not get along belter-r-seelng that
he is Bieauy, lnuubtnous, luieingoui;, auu uo
ule-nt v of liieudi'. The B. B. has a strong tend
ency to remuin In the same position of life in
which he is placed by circumstances. If he be
a cletk, others pass him in remuneration and
nrmition; if he be ft merchant, his business
aeinistobe allectedwith that most painful of
ail commercial diseases a Blow ueenne. lie
seen, one after another, those who started with
him b( coming wealthy through their enter
prise and tact; but he learns nothing from the
it eson. ami though by nonieuuH unambitious,
does not better himself. The B. li. never makes
a hard bargain; but Is often victimized by those
who re aoiuuinted with his lndolency of men
talitv. When his neighbors are In peounlary
trouble, they are in the hublt of applying for
iinin to the B. B.. who seldom can muster
coui ate enough to say no; but when he is In a
similar predicament, he Is not able to demand a
return or lavors, out asas mr um m ucu u
hesitntlng. bungling way, that he Is almost In
stantly refused. The B. B. Is generally well
spoken of. Like most amiable, ludoleut poo
pie, he has many friends In words; and when
he sinks to linpecuniohily, he finds hundreds
to pity him, but not oue to otler him assistance-
to alter the old blasphemous maxim,
men are inciiueu to ueip iuuoo wuij nuu uoii
themselves. .
Tub Benedict bahv is one oi tnose hoii
heaittd husbands who have not emerged from
tiie.mellilluous lullueuces of the houeyinoou.
He In generally a little withered specimen of ft
man who has been drugged Into the bonds of
wedlock by a tall and strapping specimen of
'"'iiiniue avolruupols. lie Is kept down by the
weight of his lemule companion. Many
tiia ami 0fi i,e lius rt)hoiVed to be a man and
verv nU"tt l,B 1h master In his house, bat at the
CljnenM of It. 1$. t be'.'iJ Z-t 1 Jt "
g.llemanly Bei.ed.cf""1 tall, chivalrous,
nVrulouN, ucutrau,ir'Mi?"d lo fe m,lle'
wile. He Is loo hlgu.som"rea.rv1'11 . ot a
prleals on W8 snarly coii.pa.ukoi,
ifroi.t nf the world' ii,. a too inuuh
loin oi revolt, the stern "Thomas, my
hundred a ni,1111 unctuous weight of oue
hoai. lirlni J i? J P""ds of hard, puugeutsolt
V,,ltl?'i .l.'.l-u o sense ot his own luslgul-
ber, una o VlUer yruy C Subuul
prnrenbly. . Tbe moat frtnnent. Tt n. la the min
who Ins been onltrd to a woman inoro of a
man mnn he Is himself, and has the dmerellon
to perceive it. tSIm ia hla rnalootnn. treaonrpr.
financier, councilor, gold, and friend. There
in a aiory ioju among Ills irlends mni no asKeo
ber advice nbout tha nronrlt tv of oourtlnn hfr.
and that before he popped the quest Inn he
niM HMieii ner 11 Bne inougnv it wouhi oe tue
proper thing to do. She had to ulve him direc
tions atiout the wedding tour, the ordering of
bis wrddipg-aiilt, and generally direct him In
all matrimonial proceedings. From the order
ing of the cradle to the naming of the baby,
be never ventured to think for himself, and he
has been h nown to run back, after leaving the
bonne, to fink her whether she thought It belter for
him to.'breat he tli rough hla mouth or through his
nostrils. The B. B. is never consulted In do
mestic nfTalra, Is never lnvltd, except through
hla wife; If any peraon wishes a donation from
him for any charitable purpose, Mrs. it. H. Is
pplled to at once, to save trouble and circum
locution. The servants snub him. and the
children disobey .him, which somellmer Irri
tates him a little, but at these times he uni
formly complains to bis wl e; and she, after due
Investigation, decides who )b In the wrong, and
reprimands accordingly. Many may think this
latter species ol 11. B. a very miserable Indi
vidual, but they are grievously mistaken, iie
anows nis incapacity to walk alone, and know
ing, uare maiutuin;uis right lo wear the main
inonlal yoke.
Tub M oka i Baby is of that numerous class
Of lmbecllts who, not being a law to themselves,
pin their consciences on other people's d lota.
The M. 11. lives In a state of continual terror
from hearing t he bugaboo stories of the sensation-manufacturing
dry-nurses of public
morals and propriety. The staggering question,
"la It a sin to take snuff?" asked with soul
harrowlDg seriousness, has been known to
filgbten Ike discretion less M. B. Into connip
tion ins, ana ine leariutiy momentous query,
"Is It proper to pick one's teeth on Sunday T
bas oft induced hydrocephalus in the babes of
trie moral nursery, i ne m. is. never avers that
cnicanery or peculation is wrong because 11 Is a
sin against (Jod and our neighbor, but merely
because that It Is accounted so by society. Ho it
is that when certain forms of vice become fash
lonnble, the M. B. will practise them without
the least feeling of compunction, and she who
would not for a camel's hair shawl be seen prome
nading of a Sunday, will not hesitate to commit
moauiaiea cuiia murder. jy. Y. Mercury.
SPECIAL NOTICES.
fldgp NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING. JOY
COB & CO., Ageuts for the 'T sx.no bath"
and Newspaper Press of the whole country, haveRE
MOVKD from FIFTH and CHBSNUT Btreeta to No.
144 S. SIXTH Street, second door above WALNUT.
Office8:-No. 144 8. SIXTH Street, Philadelphia;
TRIBUNE BUILDINGS. New York. 74P
IST GRAND UNION FAIR
OF THH
BAPTIST CnURCHKS OF rillLADELFHI A,
IN AID OT THK
MEMORIAL BAPTIST CHAPEL,
now bring erected under tlie auspices ofthe CHTIRCH
t-Xl'F.NbluN COMMISSION, will open on MONDAY
KVKN1KO rexl, !-ceu.ber 9, at CONCERT 11 ALL,
and will continue for one week,
Anexceheiit selectluu ot FANCY AND USEFUL
AR'l U XK8 will he on aale at reasonable prices nt the
tale of the dlllerent timrclie. ALL CHANCES,
VOTINO. MCHKMKH, Kit'.. WILL BK HTKlCiLV
PKOHIH1TKD DURING 'IHE FAIR, (Mid these ob
jectionable features being disallowed, the patronage
and support ofthe denomination and public generally
arerarnestly solicited anil expected.
Tickets can be procured at the Baptist Publication
Rooms, No. MO Arcb. street, and rom Hie Huperlaten
dents and Teachers of the various Baptist Sunday
Schools. ia s at
In order to avoid any Interference with tlit Fair,
the Haxsler Orchestra bava most trenwrniiHlv rnn.
sented to defer their usual Muuduv nlwrininn Con.
cert, on tbe fcth Inst.
1ST UNION LEAGUE HOUSE
. BROAD STREET. ' .
Philadelphia, Nov. 80, 1867,
THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
CSION I, K AG liC OF PHILADELPHIA.
' Will be held at the League House,
ON MONDAY EVENING, December 9,
AT 7 O'CLOCK.
At this meeting there will be an election for Officers
and Dlrectota to serve for the ensuing year.
UEKUE II. ItOKEIt,
11 80 7t - SECRETARY.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD COM
PANY. TREASURER'S DEPARTMENT.
Philadkli'hia, Nov. 2, 1H67.
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS. The Board of Di
rectors have thin day declared a semi-annual dividend
of;THREE PERCENT, on tbe capital slock of the
Company, clear of National and State taxes, payable
on and alter November 80. 1W. IIIhdK powers of at
torney for collecting dividends can be had at lueotllce
Of the Company, No. 288 S. THILD Street.
PersouB holdlnu Scrip Ceitlticates can have thorn
cashed ou presentation at this Ollice.
114 6W 'i mum as T. nivru. Treasurer.
fT5" FARMERS' AND MECHANICS'
NATIONAL BANK.
Pnii.iDEi.pniA. Dec. 6. 1867.
Tbe Annual Election for Directors ot ibis Bank will
be held at tbe BanklDg House on Wednesday,
tbe 8th day of January next, between the hours of ll
0 clock A, M. and 2 o'clock P. M.
12 8 1 1 s w. kushton, J a., Cftsnter.
SECOND NATIONAL BANK OF PHI-
La DELPHI A.
Frankford, Dec 4, 1867.
For the convenience of Its stockholders, tills itauk
will pay the State Tax otaTbree Mills aiaessed upon
tneir snares, ami now i ayauin to me itfcwvetoi
Taxes ot this city. W, IL SHttLMEKDINE.
1ZB8C camier.
POST OFFIC E.
T1 -. - . . ..... . Tl ,. Tu K t l.i-
The Mall for Havana, ner sieamer ST A R OF T 11 K
UNION, will close at this Ollice at .6 A. M., ou SUN-
2JA 1 , BkU 1UBU
12 8 2t HENRY H. BINGnAM, Postmaster,
WIEGAND'S PATENT STEAM GENE
BATOR la cheap, compact, economical In use,
and ABSOLUTELY SAFE FROM ANY POSSI
BILITY OF EXPLOSION
Apply at the Office of SAMUEL WORK, N. E. cor
ner of THIRD and DOCK Streets. 18 4p
KBf HOLLOW AY'S PILLS. FEVER AND
AGUE. 'Ihe Dreuarations ot uuluiue and
Calomel prescribed by the faculty tor ibis disease
are more destructive In their ravages on the human
body than tbe coninlalut Itself, verllylnn the old
adage, "A remedy worse than the disease." JIollo-
way s 1'ins possess no mineral poison, anu are more
soeedy and ellicaclous in promoting a permaiiuut
cure, Hold by all druggists, in 4 tut lust
BEAUTIFUL HAIR. MANY" YEARS
In chemical experiments have resulted In the
perfection or CHEVALIER'S LIFE FOR THE
HAIR, an unrivalled hair dressing. Imparling new
lite and increased nutriment to the hair, preventing
baldness and arresting Its progress when commenced:
regulating and sustaining the principle upon wbicU
the color ot balr depends, thereby positively restor
ing grey hair to Its original color ana youthful beauty,
and stopping Us lulling out at once. Sold by all
diuggists. J6 in WHiiru
HOOP SKIRTS.
628. WM. T. HOPKINS, C28.
MANUFACTURER OF FIRST QUALITY
HOOP SKIRTS, -
FOR THE TRADE AND AT RETAIL.
NO, 638 AKtn STBEIET, BELOW fiK
VMTU, rillLAUELPIIIA.
Also dealer In full lines of low-priced New York
aud Eastern made Skirts.
All the uew and desirable St fles and sizes ot Ladles',
Mlsnes', and Children's Hoop-sklrls constantly on
bandaud made to order, embracing the largest and
most varied assortment hi thli market, at very moue-
rEeveryLiady should try "O u Own Make" of Hoop
Skirts, as they have no equal,
Southern, Western, autt ne(.r Trade buyers Will Hud
It to their Interest lo examlnu our goods.
Catalogue or styles, sixes, uu en "v yy'"i
address.
WANTS.
WANTED, BY A LAROE DRY GOODS
JOBBING BOUSE, First clasa SALES
MAN. To an active, energetic man, who can control
an extensive trade, a liberal salary win oe given.
Address In coundeuce, with real name,
E. XL T.i
Miei Atthl0iUv9i
INTERNAL REVENUE
PRINCIPAL DEPOT
,t FOB THK BALK OF
UNITED STATES REVENUE STAMPS,
No. 304 OIIESNUT Street.
CENTRAL DEPOT,
No. 103 Smith FIFTH Street
(One door below Ohesnnt street).
KSTABLISIIKD 1802.
Oar stock comprises all tbe denominations printed
by tbe Government,
ALL ORDERS FILLED AND FORWARDED BY
MAIL OR FXPRFSB IMMEriATELY UPON RE
CEIPT, a matter Of great Importance.
Drafts on Philadelphia, Post Ollice Orders, Green
backs, and National Bunk Notes, received In pay
menu .Tbelollowlug rates ol commission are allowed
On20. ...TWO PR CENT
From 20 to $100...... - - .FOUIU PER OK NT
From luo upwards.... FOUR AND A HALF PER CT
Tbe Commission Is payable In stamps.
All orders, etc., should be addressed to
NTA.HP AMF.NCT,
No. 304 OIIESNUT Street,
PHILADELPHIA.
OBHEP.8 RFCEIVED FOR STAMPED CHECKS
RAF1S, RECEIPTS. ETC 1122
BOOTS AND SHOES.
I HE LATEST STYLES
IN tl'iTOJl JtADF.
HOOTS Aivr SHOES
FOR GKJiTIjtJir.S AND HOTS.
CALL AND BEB THB
NEW BOX TOES.
PBIti: FIXED AT LOW FIUCRES.
BARTLETT,
NO. 33 KOlTII SIXTH STREET,
H 28 tf ABOVE CHESNUT.
fjOW READY,
Gentlemen's and Youths
BOOTS AND GAITERS
FOB FALL AND WINTER WEAB.
FRENCH PATENT LEATHER BOOTS.
FINE iRENCH CALF BOOTS for Balls and Par.
ties.
SINGLE-POLED BOOTS for Fall Wear.
LIGHT DOUBLE-SOLE D BOOT a for Fall Wear.
FRENCH CORK-SOLED BOOTS, very easy for
tender feet.
QULLTED SOLED BOOTS made by hand.
GUM SOLED BOOIS, very durable, and guaranteed
to keep tbe teet dry.
Having fitted the second story of my store for some
ot my workmen, I am able to make any sort of Boots
to order, at verv sbort notice. Fair dealing aud a
moderate price Is my motto. A trial is all I desire.
WM. H. HELWEG,
NO. 539 ARCH STREET,
828smw3mrp One door below Sixth.
CLOTHS, CASSIMERES, ETC.
RETAIL AND WHOLESALE
CLOTH HOUSE.
WM. T. SNODGRASS & CO.,
NO. 84 SOITII SECOND STREET,
Announce a fresh Importation o
LADI1N' TEE VET CLOTHS,
It'll BEATERS,
ASTRAKHAN'S,
TEEVETEKNW,
CIIINOIIEEAN,
TUFTED HEAVERS,
ETC. ETC. ETC.
Also, a large and varied assortment of GOODS
adapted lorMens aud Boys' Wear. 1119 lmrp
MILLINERY, TRIMMINGS ETC.
MRS. R. DILLON.
BIOS. 383 AND 831 SOUTH STREET
Em all the novelties In FALL MILLINERY, foi
Ladles, M lanes, and Children.
Also, Crapea, Silks, Ribbons, Velvets, Flower.
Feathers, Frames, etc. Milliners supplied. 16j
FOR SALE.
m PUBLIC BALE OF VALUABLE MILL
PROPERTY. Will be sold at public lale on
1 t URSDA Y , Deo. 12, 1867, at i o'clicK P. M., on the
premises, tbe property known as tbeUULF MILLS,
aud 'it acrts of Land, situated In UpperMerlon Towi
ship, MontKomery couniy, 4 miles from Norrlstowu,
one aud a bait miles iron Consbobocken.on tue Phila
delphia and Reading Railroad.
The Mill Is adapted to merchants or country work,
and contain, two pairs oi Frenub burs, with all the
necessary machinery, bolts, etc.! propelled by thu
Gull creek, ou an over-shot waier wheel, with about
twenty-seven feet lit ad aud fall. The Improvements,
bvHldes the mill, consist of a large Btone manslou
bouse, containing twelve rooms, aud a lame hall, two
stories high; two stone tenant houses, stone barn,
smoke bouKe, sprinx-bouse, and other necessary out
buildings. This property bas the advantage of a large
country custom, being contiguous to lrou works and
factories, and is delightfully situated In rne of the
most pleasant neighborhoods In the Ktnte, convenient
to churches, scbaols. etc Is well worthy the attention
Of business men and capitalists.
AIbo, will be sold a House and Lot of about three
acres, with carriage bonne ailjoinlng. Terms easy,
and made known on the day ol sale by
12 6 7 I" A. L. CORSON, Agent.
Persons desirous of viewing the property will be
shown by applying lo John Alman. on the premises.
TO RENT.
"" O LET,
Large Third-Storv Room,
Well Lighted, wltU r without Power.
APPLY AT
11 6 tf NO. 10 SOUTH THIRD ST.
I OK RENT A COMPLETELY FUR-
liiNIt-HKD HOUSE. Apply to J. AlULFORO,
CH1.SM LIT H ILL. li 7 at
h sTmechamcal
JUAUNDKV COMPANT,
PlIIEADEI.I'lilA,
INtOKCOUAlDO 1HA7.
CAPITAL. lOO,Ono.
SI'Kfc Itll'TlOA PIIICK or kllAKIS, 10.
Orders li lt at the following places will meet with
prompt attention, viz.: tMaleu Island Fancy Dyeing
l ouii any, 47 N. Eighth street; Atkiuson's Gents' Fur
nishing store, 621 Chesnut street; AtklnBon's Gents'
Furnishing Store, uu C'liesnut street; Lalng's Hat and
Gents' Furnishing Store. N. K. cor. Sixth aud t'hesuut
streets; WlnclHHler's Uents' Furnlshlug Store, To6
Chesnut street; Grant's Uents Furnishing Store, 1018
theamil street; Levi's Gem's Furnishing Storu, W. K,
cor i-U hlh and Rce streets: Hachse S. Sou's Shirt
Store, S. J'i cor. F.lghth and Vine streels; Butler's
Gents' Furnishing Store, 14iS. Eighth street; Scott's
Gents' Furnishing Store, i5 8. Tenth street; Jones'
Hoop Skirt aud Ladles' Furnishing Store, 822 Arch
street; Hooper & Parker's Gents' I-urnlshlng store.,
N. b: cor. Arch and Ninth streets; Taggart & Farr'a
sewing Machine Store. 61 N. Ninth street: Atkinson's
Dry Hoods store, W2?i Ridge avenue, aud at the
Laundry, Ninth street, bslow Dl kersou.
W nulling done at 8i ci is psrdoten. All articles
called fur and dellveredfi of charge, and all cloth
ing lost will be paid for.
No ciieraicals used. All work performed In tha best
possible manner, uuder the uierln tendance of expe
rienced aud carelul leinala operative. UkuW Socks
mended aud liuliona replaced wlihoul extra charge.
The public are Invited lo Inspect tbe Ijtundry.
Holders of lour shares of stock will have Ihnlr bills
rendered monthly, with a discount ol Wl par ce rt
Stock may be .uhsrrlbed for at the Ollice of
1LKNRY C POl.UMJK. Treaiurer,
WO. m S. bLXTH Street,
10 12(Jtt3mrp - PUllndulpUU
GROCERIES, fcTC.
pRCSH FRUITS, I OG7.
rKAtllES, PEARS, PINEAPPLES,
PLUMS, APRICOTS, CIIEBRIF.S,
BLACHBRKRIES, tlTIN ES, ETC,
PBIEBTED AND I'KKSII, III CASTS AND
ULAhS J A US, '
Put np for onr partkm.ar trade, and for sale by thi
doaen, or In smaUer quantities, by
MITCHELL & FLETCHER.
iosm wo. iao4 cnr,swrT mtrrkt.
James r; v e d d,
TEA DKALKR AND C-ROGKR,
S. E. COR. EIGHTH AID WALK (IT STS.
Fxtra Flue Souohong, or English Breakfast Teas.
Superior Cbulati Teas, very cheap.
Oolong Teas of every grade.
Yonng Ujson Teas of finest qualities.
All fresh Imported. H jj
RATIONAL UNION
CillOCERT AM) PROVIKION COMPANY.
Groceries and f revision at Coet.
OFFICE : No, 235 South THIRD Street.
STORE; No. 08 ARCH Street.
Cash Capital .,00,
President- VVHILL. D. liALKUANIt 11 16 lin
SADDLERY, HARNESS, Ac.
JJIIK UNPRECEDENTED SUCCESS OP THi
KEW CUESKTJT STREET (NO. 181),
IADDLEBT, HARNESS, AND HORSE
iruBNuiiiNO cioods house
OP
LACEY, MEEKER & CO..
attributable to the following facts:
They are very attentive to the wants oftheir cue-1
torn ere.
Tbey are satisfied with a fair business profit.
Tbey sell goods only on their -own merits.
Tbey guarantee every strap In all harness they sell
over flu, the fault of tbe purchaser only who does not
get what he Is guaranteed and paid lor.
Their goods are 26 per cent, cheaper than can b
bought elsewhere.
Tbey have cheaper and finer goods than can bt
beught In tbe city.
Tbey have the 1 rgestand most complete stock In
Philadelphia.
All Harness over $25 are "hand-made."
Barnes, from (11 to (C26.
Gents' Saddles from IS to fTS.
Ladles' Saddles from ItO to 1125.
Tbey are the oldest and largest manufacturers
the country.
LACEY, MEEKER & CO.,
9 HSm
no. iai cnEswrT street.
HATS AND CAPS.
H THE FALL AND WINTER
STYLE HATS
AT L. BLAYLOOK'S, I SJSf
MO. 08 NOBIII EIC1HTII STREET,
Are commended to the especial attention of
UENTLE3IEK OF TASTE AND FASHION,
BEING ELEGANT IN OUTLINE,
MATCHLESS IN FABRIC,
CHARMING? IN FINISH
For ease, grace, and fashion, they are 11 2Jsmwi0t
THE HOI1ELS OF THE SEASON.'
FURS.
1867.
FALL AND WINTER.
1867
FUR HOUSE,
(Established In 1318.)
The undersigned invite the special attention of the
Ladles to their large stock of FURS, consisting of
Muffs, Tipoets, Collars, Etc..
LN RUSSIAN SABLE,
HUDSON'S BAY SABLE,
. MINK 8ABLB
ROYAL ERMINE, CHINCHILLA, FITCH, ETC.
AU Of tne LATEST STYLES, SUPERIOR FINISH
and at reasonable prices.
Ladles In mourning will fled handsome article
PFRSIANNKS and SIMIAS; the latter a moat bean
tlfnl lur.
CARRIAGE ROBES, SLEIGH ROBES, and FOOO
MUFFS, la great variety.
A. K. & F. K. WO M RATH,
9114111 SO. 417 ARCH STREET.
4 if Will remove to our new Store, No. 1212 Chesnut
street, about May 1, WS.
p A W C Y F U R C.
The snbscrlber having recently returned from
Europe with an entirely new stock of
F U It B
Ol his own selection, would oiler the same to bis cus
tomers, made np In the latest styles, and at reduced
prices, at buT OLD JlSTABLISHKD STORE,
MO. 19 NORTH THIRD STREET,
' 10 2ti2mrp ABOVE ARCH.
JAMES R EI SKY.
GAltDNER & FLEMING,
OOAOII MAKKKS.
HO. Sl SOUTH FIFTH STREET,
Kew and Beoond-hand Carriages for sale. Par
tlrnlar attDtlon paid to repairing 6 803'U
T. STEWART BROWN,
U.K. Canttl
FOURTH ACHE?1613
BTKAfU, iUl iaov '
and XraveUxii I""1'
X CHEAPEST,
DRY GOODS.
LIHE1? STORE.
AltOH BT11EET.
ANOTHER INVOICE Or
EXTENSION TAIILE CLOTHS,
FINE NAPKINS AND DOTLIK
Received Direct from Europe.
FINE TABLE CLOTHS
Of every else from I to a yards long, with Napkins
match.
A FULL LINK OF
REAL RARNSLET DAMASKS AND
LINEN SHEETINGS.
G. HILLIKEN,
Linen Importer, Jobber, and Retail Dealer,
918wsm;rp NO. 88 ARCH STREET.
pRICE & WOOD,
N.W.COR.EieHTH AND FILBERT STS
HAVE JUST OPKNKD
A large lot of 811k Fans, very cheap.
Gilt Stick Silk Fans, lor the opera.
Handsome Papier Mache Work Boies and Writing
Desks, very low, 25 per cent, less than Importers'
prices.
Watch Stands, Ink Stands, Cigar Cases, Glove
Boxes, Wax Dolls, etc.
A large assortment of Ildfs., very cheap. '
Ladles' Embroidered JIdkfs.
Ladles' Lace Hdkrs.. 4oa, Boc.. 80c., 11, il-25, l'5o, f
Ladies' Hem stitch and Tucked Hdkls., very cheap.'
Geuts' Hem-etlched and Colored Border Hdks.
A large lot of Porte-monaales, very cheap, 13c.
20C 31c, 85c., IOC, 60C, 65C. 75c, 85C, 1.
Velvet and Berlin Wire Purses, very cheap.
A large lot of Ladles' Companions, 40c, 60o.ic.
75C, 1.25, 1 1-50.
A new lot of Gents' Neck Ties. 3I&
A large assortment of Hosiery and Gloves.
Ladles', Gents', aud Children's Merino Shltts and
Drawers.
All-wool and Do met Flannels.
Heavy Shaker Flannels, 26c. 33c, 40c, and 50c.
Bleached and Unbleached Canton Flannels.
Bleached and Unbleached Muslins.
Table Linen, Napkins, and Towels, very cheap,
PRICE A WOOD,
8 21smwt Jl N. W. Cor. EIGHTH and FILBERT.
POPULAR PRICES FOR
DRY GOODS.
RICKEY, SHARP & C0.r
727
CHESNUT STREET.
1HW1
C L O A K I N C S.
WE ARE DAILY RECEIVING TUB
NEWEST STYLES OF
LADIES' CLOAKENGS,
WHICH WE OFFER AT GREATLY BE;
DICED PRICES,
IN ADDITION TO A FULL LINE OF.
FANCY CASSIMERES,
COATINGS,
AND GOODS GENERALLY ADAPTED TO
' MEN'S AND DOTS' WEAR.
MIIKKIS, CLOTIIIEK & LEWIS,
CLOTH JOBBERS,
8 216m HOS. 10 AND 81 S. FOURTH ST,
JAMES & LEE,
AO, 11 NORTH SECOND STREET,
SIGN OF THE GOLDEX LAMII,
HATE J VST RECEIVED A LARGE AND
SPLENDID ASSORTS! EN T OF
PANTALOON STUFFS,
OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS, WHICH WILL,
BE SOLD AT THE LOWEST PHICEM,
WHOLESALE A1'P RETAIL. 8 2la
212 north EiaiiTii st. 212
LE MAISTRE & ROSS
Have Just opened a large and choice lot of G00D3
suitable i UK TUE HOLIDAYS, such as
HANDKEHCHIEF8 for Ladles', Gents', aud Chll
dren's'wear, compr'slug Plain Linen, Hemmed
Hemstitched, Embroidered, Colored Bordered
Tucked, etc, much below regular rates.
REAL LACE HL KFS, Irota 12 25 up.;
IMITATION - " es cants np.
LACE COLLARS from 3) cents op.
LACE TIDIES at a bargain.
LACE CUBTAINS FKOM AUCTION. -3 00 and
frPOOper pair. Also, CCIITAIN LACK very cheap.
000 jards HAJtBUKU LDULNOS AND INSKBT,
1M0B.OI elegant patterns, Ulia