A Dog that Understands.
There is a Newfoundland dog of the
historian's acquaintance, Lion by name,
who fives daily proof of his compre
hension of what is said to him. A lady
ealled on his mistress the other day.
During her caU Lion came in rather
slyly, lay down on the parlor carpet,
aud went to sleep. The conversation
ran on, and the visitor said finally ;
'What a handsome Newfoundland
yon have.'
Lion opened one eye. 'Yes/ said his
mistress, 'he is a very good dog, and
takes excellent care of the children/
Lion opened the other eye and wav
ed his tail complacently to and fro a
long the carpet.
'When the baby goes out he always
goes with her, aud I feel perfectly sure
then that no harm can come to her/
bis mistress went on.
Lion's tail thumped up and down
violently on the carpet.
'And he is so gentle to them all, and
such a playmate and companion to
them, that we would not take a thous
and dollars for him.'
Lion's tail now went up and down,to
and fro, and round and round with
great and undisguised glee.
*But,' said his mistress, 'Lion has
owe serious fault.'
Total subsidence of Lion's tail, to
gather with the appearance of an ex
pression of great concern on his face.
'He will come in here with his dirty
feet and lie down on the carpet, when I
haye told him time and again that he
musntdoit.'
Here Lion arose with an air of the
utmost dejection and humiliation and
slunk out of the room, with his lately
exuberant tail totally crestfallen.—Bos
ton Record.
ASTICS TO ITHRBS
Are yon disturbed at night and broken o
your rest by a sick child suffering aud crying
with pain of catting teeth f If so, send at once
and get a bottle of Mas. WINS LOW 'B SOOTHING
SiwrroaCiiLDUK TEETHING. Its ralut- is
Incalculable. It will relieve the poor little suf
ferer immediately. Depend upon it, mothers,
.be re is no mistake about it. It cures dysentery
and diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and
bowels, cures wlud colic, softens the gums, re
duces Inflammation, and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Mas WINSLOW'SMOOTH
ING STBCP rOH CHILDREN TEETHING is pleasant
ao the taste, and is tbe prescription of one of
tbe oldest and best female nurses and physlci
tns in the United States, and is for sale by all
draggists throughout the world. I'rice S3
oeats a bottle.
The Modern Hired Man.
4 Yee,' I came in after a hired man,'
said the old farmer as ha sipped his
root beer on the market yesterday; 'but
I've got disgusted and shan't try very
bard to find one.'
'What's the matter with hired men ?'
Too kigh-tored and important.
Why, I tell you, I had one last spring
who rigged up an umbrella over the
plow, so as not to get tanned, and he
refused to eat with the family because
we stuck our knives in our mouths ! At
the end of the week he quit. Said that
the labor was ennobling and so fonh,
but that the landscape in that vicinity
his taste.'
'Yes.'
'Well, I took on another, and he put
on cuffs and polished his boots before
going to work, and he quit at the end
of a fortnight, because we didn't have
a planner in the bouse. Why,the chap
never got op till 7 o'clock, and he in
sisted on going to the village to get
shaved and perfumed op every other
sveniog.*
The third one quit me yesterday.
He wanted stained glass in bis bed
room window. He wanted me to buy
him a guitar. He wanted to paint all
the roofs red and pat a pea green on
the corn cribs. He suggested a hog
pen with a parlor to it, and be spent
two dsys of my time trying to arrange
away for a windmill to milk the cows.
I found him writing poetry in the corn
field, and because I spoke up sharply,
i he qnit the job, polished up his boots
and sent for a coupay to bring him to
the city.'
JpEABODY HOTEL,
Bth SLSouth of Chestnut,
PHILADELPHIA.
One Square Sooth of the New Post
Office, one half Square from Walnut
St. Theatre and in the very business
centre of the city. On the American
and European plans. Good rooms
from 50cts to $3.00 per day. Remodel
ed and newly famished.
W PAINE, M. D.,
46-ly Owner & Proprietor.
JRVIN HOUSE,
(Most Central Hotel In the city.)
CORNER OF MAIN AND JAY STREETS,
LOCK HAVEN, PA.
S.WOODSOALDWELL
PROPRIETOR.
Good am ale Rooms for Commercial Travel
ers on first Boor.
jp H. MUSSER,
JEWELER,
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, &c.
All work neatly and promptly Exe
cuted,
Shop on Main Street,
Millheim, Pa.
. oeroua Son£j I£l vfrhjta
teffist.
puity of the Med. A rich syrup, containing no
injurious ingredients. No other Remedy has re.
- saved cuch snonmium.. Sold by all Druggists.
njtipMES and how I care it, by one who I
J#fl(L| was for 28 years. A successful home
T - S.PAGE, No. 128 East
*Bt. New York. 23-4t
From Pole to Pois
AYER'S BARSAPARILLA has demonstrated :: <
power of euro for all diseases of the blood.
The Harpooner's Story.
AVto Bedford, June J, 15S".
Dn. .T. C. ATKR St Co.—Twenty yen; * ;.g.> 1
was a harpooner in the North Pacific, wlu n th i
others of tne crew and myself were laid up villi
scurvy. Our bodies were bloated, gums t- wolh n
and bleeding, teeth loose, purple blotches all
over us, and our breath seemed rotten. Take it
by and largo wo were pretty badly oil'. All our
llme-Juico was accidentally destroyed, but the
captain bad a connlo dozen bottles of A YEN'S
BARSAPARILLA ana gave us that. We reeov
ered on it quicker than I have ever r,ccn in :i
brought about by any other treatment for rioun y,
and Pve seen a good deal of it. Seeing no men
tion In your Almanac of your Barsaparilla being
good for scurvy, 1 thought you ought to know ol
tills, and so send you the facts.
Respectfully yours, RALTH Y. WIKUATE.
The Trooper's Experience.
Jfatten, Bautoland(S. Africa,) March 7, JSS3.
Dn. J. C. AVER & Co.—Gentlemen: I have
much pleasure to testify to the great value of
your Barsaparilla. Wo have been stationed
hero for over two years, during which time we
had to live in tents. Being under canvas for
such a time brought on what is called in thu
country "veldt-sores." I had those sores for
some time. 1 was advised to take your Barsa
parilla, two bottles of which made my soivs
disappear rapidly, and I am now quite well.
Yours truly, T. K. BOPKN,
Trooper, Capo Mounted Bi/iemen.
Ayers Sar
Is the only thoroughly effective blood-purifier,
the only medicine that eradicates the poisons of
Scrofula, Mercury, and Contagloui Disease
from the system.
PREPARED BT
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowel I, Moss.
Sold by all Druggists: Price $1;
Six bottles for $5.
There is no excuse for suffering from
CONBTIPATION
end other diseases that follow a dis
ored state of the Stomach and Bow
els, when the use of
OR. HENRY RAXTER'B
INDUE BITTERS
Will give Immediate relief.
After consUpation follows
Biliousness, Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Diseases of
the Kidneys, Torpid Liver
Rheumatism, Dizziness,
Sick Headache, Loss of
Appetite, Jaundice, Ap
oplexy, Palpitations,
Eruptions and Skin Dis
eases, etc., a U °f which these
Bitters will speedily cure by removing the cante.
Keep the Stomach, Bowel*, aud Dujeatire Organ*
m good working order, and perfect health
will be the result Ladles and others sub
ject to Sick Headache wiu Cud relief
and permanent cure by the u*e of these Bitters
Being tonic and mildly purgative they
I PURIFY THE BLOOD.
Price 25 cts. per bottle.
For sale by all dealers iu medicine. Bend
address for pamphlet, free,giving full directions.
REIKI, JOfIISOI A L#&£, Props., BsrUigtes, XL
For sale by D. S. Kauffmun <fc Co.. and
J. Spiychnyer, Millheim, Pa.
LEFFEL'S
IMPROVED
infill "wixxca.
inun Engine.
ALL THE PARTS MADS OF
VAT.T.TiABT.T! & IBON
No Shrinking, Swelling or Warping.
TnLniHTxsT Ruxthko, Stbonqikt and Eaarcrr
Rsgxtulted Wind Enoihe in the WORLD. Tha
BEST is CHEAP LOT. Send for Circulars to the
SPRII6FIELD MACHINE CO.
Springfield, Ohio,
D. I. BROWN,
DEALER IN
STOVES,
HEATERS,
RANGES,
TINWARE &c„
-
Practical worker in Tin,
Sheet Iron, Copper,
&c.
S&* Repairing done at short notice
by practical workmen.
Spouting a Specialty
Shop on Main St.,opposite Albright's.
MILLHEIM, PA.
&OZA MONTH and BOAKD for live
tDOiJyoens Men or Ladies, in each county
Ad dress P. W.ZEIGLER&OO., Phila
delphla
TUB
MILLHEIM JOURNAL
JOB
Printing Office
t's now supplied with
GOOD PbmssfS
m
and a large assortment of
DISPLAY TYPE.
LETTER HEADS.
NOTE HEADS
BILL HEADS
STATEMENTS
ENVELOPES
CIRCULARS,
POSTERS,
and, in short, neat and tasty
Job Printing of all kinds
PROMPTLY EXECUTED.
Musser House.
Millheim, ------ Penna.
RESORT-
Two miles fronj Coburn Station on L. & T. R. R.
Fine Trout Fishing and Hunting within sight
of town. Healthy locality und flue moun
tain sceneries. The celebrated PENNS VAL-
I.EY CAVES but tive miles distant. The finest
drives in the state.
FIN E SADDLE HORSES. CARRIAGES AND
BUGGIES for the use of summer boarders.
Double anl Single Rooms,
newly furnished, for fumlles with children, on
seconu aud third floors.
Bus to all Trains.
TERMS REASONABLE.
W. S. Musser, Prop'r.
16-lv Millheim,CentreCo. Fa.
~ELIAS LUSE & SOi\T
—PROPRIETORS OF TnK—
MILLHEIM PLANING MILL,
east of tbe new EY. church, Fenn St.,
millheim, Pa.
Contractors, - Builders,
—AND MANUFACTURERS OF
Doors, Sash, Shutters,
Blinds, Brackets, Flooring
All kinds of Siding.
Hehandasa peciality -
Having our'own planing mill.it will be to tbt
advantage of those intending to buila to con
sult us.
fg"Contracts made on all kinds of
buildings. Plans and Specifications
i furnished on application, with est
imates of cost. 18-ly
JpENNSYLVAjNIA
STATE COLLEGE.
Next Term begins September 9,1885.
Tills institution is located in one of the most
beautiful and healthful spots of the entire Alle
gheny region. It is open to students of both
sexes, and offers the following Course of Study:
1. A Full cientitlc Course of Four Years.
2. A Latin cientiflc Course.
3. The following ADVANCED COURSES, of
two years each, following the first two years of
the Scientific Course: (a) AGRICULTURF; (b)
NATUOAL HISTORY; (c) CHEMISTRY AND
PHYSICS; (d) CIVIL ENGINEERING.
4. A shortSPECIAL COURSE in Agriculture.
5. A short SPECIAL COURSE In Chemistry.
6 A reorganized Course in MECHANIC
ARTS, combining shop-work with study.
7. A new SPECIAL COURSE (two years) in
Literature and science, for Young Ladles.
8. A Carefully graded Preparatory Course.
9. SPECIAL COURSES are arranged to meet
the wants of individual students.
Military drill is required. Expenses for board
and Incidentals very low. Tuition free. Young
ladies under charge of a competent lady Prin
cipal.
For Catalogues, or other information address
GEORGE W. ATIIKRTON, I L.'D.,
President,
27-29 State College, Centre Co., Pa.
13 WEEKS.
The POLICE GAZETTE will be
mailed,securely wrapped,to any address
in the United States for three months
on receipt of
ONE DOLLAR.
Liberal discount allowed to postmas
ters, agents and clubs. Sample copies
mailed free.
Address all orders to.
RICHARD K. POX,
FRANKLIN SQUARE, N. Y
r^^^^ ACEHTS TG SEU
Men and Women of good character and intelligence.
Exclusive Territory Guaranteed. A weeks' trial of
sample Washer to be returned at my expense if not
satisfactory. A thousand per cent, t.ha best Washer in
the world, and pays capable agents BIG money. In
trinsic merit makes it a phenominal success every. I
where. For Illustrated circular and terms of agency
address. J. WORTH, Bt. Louis, Mo.
Musser Brothers'
ROLLER * RINK.
The proprietors respectfully Inlorni the public
thai their
- zelhstik: -
Corner of I'enn and Mill.Streets,
Milllieim, Pa.
is open every Wednesday and Saturday even
lug. and Saturday afternoons.
(SiKO of Rink 40 x 100.)
The building ts commodious and finely arrang
ed, has a splendid floor, nnd patrons will
always find now' and strong
skates on'hand.
General admission 5 cents.
Uso of slates.for 3 bonrs'session, 10
Ladies admitted free!
A T
Mrs. Sarah A. Zeigler's
BAKERY,
on Penn street, south of race bridge,
Millhelm. Pa.
■ ■ -- - I ■ ... ■
Bread, Pies & Cakes
of superior quality can be bought at
any time and in any quautity.
ICE CREAM AND FAN
CY CAKES
for Weddings, Picnics and other sociul
gatherings promptly made to order.
Call at her place and get your sup
plies at exceedingly low prices. 34-3 m
IJHE g EST
AT
BUCK BR? S '
.itftTGdLLEnr!
FAMILY GRODPES AND CHILDREN
—TAKEN BY THE—
INSTAVTWKOIiS PROCESS !
Satisfactory Work Done l>v
RAIN OR SHINE!
We furnish everything in our line
lrom a Miniature Card to
a Cabinet Picture.
•
Picturse copied and en
larged in the best style.
-CFRAMES^-
can be procured at our place on*short notice
Remember—our prices are
down so as to suit every purse.
Gallery on North St., Millheira, Pa,
A. SIMON & SONS,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
GROCERS
keep the largest stock in the county
143 MAIN STREET,
LOCK HAVEN
GO TO
SIMON BROTHERS,
TIIE BOSS CLOTHIERS '
for your Clotlili^.
45 MAIN STREET,
LOCK HAVEN.
■ ■Mg |ntor working people. Send 1C
■■ h I |Ucents postage, and we will mail
fg LL> 1 you free , a royal, valuablo sain
pie box of goods that will put
you In the way of making more money in a few
days than you ever thought possible at any bus
iness. Capital not required. You can live at
home and work In spare time only, or ail the
time. All of both sexes, of all ages, grandly
successful. 50 cents to $5 easily earned every
evening. That all who want work may test the
business,we make this unparrallelcd offer •to
all who are not well satisfied we will send $1 to
Ey for the trouble of writing us. Full particu
a, directions, etc., sent free. Immense pay
absolutelysurefor allwhostart at once. Don't de
ay.Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine.
(jrvAA AAAIn presents given away . Send
]\Z\ MM M M J llß 6 centß postage, and by J
J J vou will get free a pack
age of goods of large value, that will start you
iu work that will at once bring you iu money
faster than anything else In America. All a
bout the $200,000 in presents with each box. A
gents wanted everywhere, of either sex, of all
tne time, or spare time only, to work for us at
their own homes. Fortunes for all workers ab
solutely assured. Don't delay. H. HALLETT &
Co., Portland. Maine.
ACENTS^i
, ®r. Durable, perfect in operation, and of
Br r^ t uw°Si^.2 tilit J- write for circular.
FAMILY COFFEE ROASTER CO.. ST. LOUIS. Mo.
ESTABLISHED 1853.
Thomson&Co's
Celclratcj Tcrwilligcr Pattern
TRIPLE FLANGE
Fire and Burglar Proof
SAFES.
POINTS OF SUPERIORITY
OVER ANT OTIIKH MAKE ARE S
I'utMii Innido Holt Work.
Holld Welded Ait(ln Iron Frame*.
Extra Thick Wnlle.
Muporlor Fire Proof Filling.
I.ockM nnd Holt Work Protected
With Hardened Hleel.
Extra Heavy Mnterlnli
llence are More Fire and Burglar Proof.
Send for Circulars and Prices.
THOMSON - & CO.,
373 It 376 State Street,
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
TUTT'S
PILLS
28 YEARS IN ÜBK
The Orwtwl eithe Afel
SYMPTOMS OP A
TORPID LIVER.
Loea of appetite. Bowels costive, Pals la
the hsad, with a dull sensation Is the
back part* Pain andsr ths shsatdsr*
blade, Fullnsss after satlßC, wlthadie-
Incllnatloa to sxertloa of body or mind.
Irritability of temper, low spirits, with
a feeling of having neglected soma daty,
Weariness, Diaxlnoss, Flattering at ths
Heart, Dots before the srso. Headache
fitful Sb!sa?H*ih(y colored Urine, and
to such cases, one dose .effects auch n
TUTT'S HAIR DYE.
GHAT HATH or WHIIUU changed to a
GLOSSY BLACK by a single application of
this DTK. It Imparts a:
Instantaneously. Sold by DraggiaU, or
sent by express on receipt of ft.
Office. 44 Murray St., Naw York-
Mason <£ Hamlin
ORGANS: fHniMHßnn riAkOSl
sssss IBBfl
sSSSZ
eighteen ye* rs
One hundred£?2?*7lln
Stylet. fw. to H I 11 a P. re,l '"K
Hot Cash. H || I § ""'r.
• y SI I 1 ' I 1 SirtTble for
sjs sriSr <tc- * IM= g ,
ORGAN AND PIANO CO.
,MT 'T"r ,s, M B S'wli.SU^r" s " -
PIANOS ORGANS
The demand for the Improved MASON A HAMMX
PIANOS I, now so la rue that a second addition to tha
factory has become imperative. Do not require one
quarter as much tuning as Pianos on the prevailing
wrest-pln system. Consult Catalogue, free.
100 Styles of OKOANS, $23 to POO. For Casb, Easy
Payments, or Rented.
Mason ft Hamlin Organ and Piano Co.,
NEW YORK ; BOSTON ; CHICAGO.
THE BANNER SKATE.
ATTENTION MM OWNERS.
Something entirely new. It baa a SPRING STTFL
FOOT BOARD (heavily nickeled but not iH>liehed)
and jMNHsesaes the full elasticity of the Club Skate
yet will bo furnished at a small advance beyond '
the price of ordinary ltiuk Skates.
Its construction Is of the most thorough aad
sal i-.factory character.
This skate will prove a drawing card wherever
Introduced and Rink managers will do woll fo con
sider i ts merits, as only a small outlay Is required
beyond that necessary for ordinary A utht. Prices
sent on application.
BANNER SKATE WORKS,
RICHMOND, IND,
p^ESMEJDH
1 Paekah. BTlofeslssrss
"— I Jtling tho skillod rhr-
PHOP. ■£ Vsicianfl. result /rota
WAPPTC /youthful Indiscretion.
Jjiflltma *B/too free indulgence, 05
owrbrnln work. Avoids
A RADICAL CURE FORTMCIivuIR and Trial Pack
22ERVOUS M&'ft&'&ftgSSi!
n 5J sunRREMEDY that rua
Organic WeaknessJa^^2r^ ds^!
CAX* pS^la b to^n*vcr°iwSS
ey DECAY; ra^s^foundc<i<S
,nv^s d,t HS-KS
_____ B*J specific influence is All
TESTED FOR SEVEN V] without dtiw. ThMt-
TEARS BY USE IN MAMVG ■ R M ftmetUmsof the ho.
THOusArtDOAaca. aH?s*ffiSStf*s£SS
One Month, - $3 00Bj*ths patient become. chMt
tSU*£SS&.-
M fsmsiipjjptisssr n
RAINBOW RUPTURE R §tM*
Simple, safe, reliable and a perfect retainer. It Is
not a Truss. Worn Day and Night and lta
presence forgotten. Send for circular with testi
monials from grateful sufferers cured by this ap
pliance. Address Central Medical and Surgical
Institute 980 Locust St., St. Louis, Mo.
Skillful treatment given all kinds of rorglcal
and medical cases. Weakening diseases and pri
vate troubles in male and female our specialty. Be
sure to write us before taking treatment elsewhere.
Consultation free and invited;
SELWYN HALL R %Z O,
A thorough preparatory School for Bovs. Con
ducted upon the Military plan. Boys ol any
aiie admitted. Rend for catalogue, terms, etc.
L. C. BISHOP, Head Master, Reading, Pa.
Lucrative, Healthy, Hon
allli 11 lOorable A Permanent business ap
plyto Wilmot Castle& C •Chester, N. Y.
Floral ©m§s
A beautiful work of 150 pages. Colored Plate, ud aooo
M,v< y illustrations, with descriptions of tbe best llowets and
F Vegetable*, prices of Seeds and Plants, and MW'to grow
wKuylKsC y ' them. Printed in £a#ish and Genua. Price only 10
cents, which may be deducted from first order.
lKXr' - '* w^af V™ want for the f**d. end bow to get it instead of running to
the grocery at the last moment to buy whatever seeds happen to bo left over,
with disappointment after weeks of waiting.
BUY ONLY VICK'B SEEDS AT HEADQUARTERS.
VTA VICE'S ILLUSTRATED MOVTBLV HAOASIRI, s* pages, a Colored PfnW
I JCW I J In every number, and many fine engravings. Price, fis.as n year; Five Ceyieo fiw
>KaK [, wg Is. Specimen numbers 10 cents; 3 trial copies as centa. We will sendtanay sddM
Vick's Magazine and any one of the following publications at tbe prices named below
/j|^H—really two magazines at the price of one—Ceatitry, fc.jto; Harper's Moathly, pe.oo;
St. Nicholas, 13.50; Good Cheer, fit.es; Illu tinted Cbriatiaa Weekly, fia.oo; fig
YoTWide Awake, Good Chetr, and Pick's Kafasimc fbr 91.00.
VICE'S FLOWER ARE VSOETARLS OARDEV, aso pages, Sis Coirnad
Plates, nearly woo Ikogravings, p.ij, In elegant dotb coven.
7 JfARCBI TICBi Bniitfiitif, H. T. :
Everybody acknowledges that
THE
CHEAPEST AMD BEST PLACE to buy FURNITURE
MAUCK'S STORE
ON
Penn street, Millheim, Pa.
PARLOR SUITS, CHAMBER SUITS, LIB RAR Y, DINING ROOM A
KITCHEN FURNITURE LOUNGES. PATENT ROCKERS, RAT
TAN A REED CHAIRS, all styles, TABLES, BTANDB, BOOK
CASES, WARDROBES, WHAT NOTS. BUREAUB, BED
STEADS, SINKS, CUPBOARDS, CRADLRB, MAT
TRESSES, front the finest curled ttair to tite cheapest
Straw, a great variety of SPRING BEDS, all styles,
and everyOuuy in the furniture line, on hand +r
procured, on short notice
Not undersold by any Store in the County.
An extra large stock of Paper Hangings, Decorations. #O
- me a call. . W. T. JTAUCK.
J. H. KURZENKNABE & SON'S
MUSIC HOUSE.
• 1202 N. THIRD STREET.
HARRISBURG, PA.
BAUS $c
Square, Grand Boudoir Gem & Orchestral
Upright, Grand
FIAMCS
* R W%-*
W G aL
The best now made and endorsed by all eminent
artists.
ORCr AXS
The most beautiful and sweetest toned in the world
Smaller Musical Instruments,
Organ ettes, Musical Boxes, Musical Toys, &c.
Sheet Music (including the popular 5 and 10 oent music) Mnsio Book
Strings, Ac.
GAlili TO SEE US.
Harry J. Knrzenknabe, Millheim, Pa.,
Agent for Union and Centre Counties.
PENN HALL CARRIAGE WORKS !
* I IS - . i
p #
XT- O. 002sTID0,<
Z Proprietor and Manufacturer of
Buggies, Carriages, Spring Wagons, &c.
Experienced workmen employed and satisfactory work guaranteed at a
times. New and improved machinery in the shops.
Repair work promptly attended to. Prices as low as anywhere,
—-———— ~ , i
MILLHEIM MARBLE WOMXS
-A.. C. IMITXSSIEIR,,
(SUCCESSOR TO DEININQER & MUSSER,)
DEALER IN
All kinds of Mlribie Work,
SUCH AS
Monuments, Headstones, Tablets, Tombs, &c.
ALL KINDS OF
Granite Monuments and Headstones
v ' i ) *>;• Wjrfit ,-f AJSia; v J V|l
furnished at lowest prices.
SHOP ON MAIN STREET, EAST OF BRIDGE.