A Dog that Understands. There is a Newfoundland dog of the historian's acquaintance, Lion by name, who fives daily proof of his compre hension of what is said to him. A lady ealled on his mistress the other day. During her caU Lion came in rather slyly, lay down on the parlor carpet, aud went to sleep. The conversation ran on, and the visitor said finally ; 'What a handsome Newfoundland yon have.' Lion opened one eye. 'Yes/ said his mistress, 'he is a very good dog, and takes excellent care of the children/ Lion opened the other eye and wav ed his tail complacently to and fro a long the carpet. 'When the baby goes out he always goes with her, aud I feel perfectly sure then that no harm can come to her/ bis mistress went on. Lion's tail thumped up and down violently on the carpet. 'And he is so gentle to them all, and such a playmate and companion to them, that we would not take a thous and dollars for him.' Lion's tail now went up and down,to and fro, and round and round with great and undisguised glee. *But,' said his mistress, 'Lion has owe serious fault.' Total subsidence of Lion's tail, to gather with the appearance of an ex pression of great concern on his face. 'He will come in here with his dirty feet and lie down on the carpet, when I haye told him time and again that he musntdoit.' Here Lion arose with an air of the utmost dejection and humiliation and slunk out of the room, with his lately exuberant tail totally crestfallen.—Bos ton Record. ASTICS TO ITHRBS Are yon disturbed at night and broken o your rest by a sick child suffering aud crying with pain of catting teeth f If so, send at once and get a bottle of Mas. WINS LOW 'B SOOTHING SiwrroaCiiLDUK TEETHING. Its ralut- is Incalculable. It will relieve the poor little suf ferer immediately. Depend upon it, mothers, .be re is no mistake about it. It cures dysentery and diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures wlud colic, softens the gums, re duces Inflammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. Mas WINSLOW'SMOOTH ING STBCP rOH CHILDREN TEETHING is pleasant ao the taste, and is tbe prescription of one of tbe oldest and best female nurses and physlci tns in the United States, and is for sale by all draggists throughout the world. I'rice S3 oeats a bottle. The Modern Hired Man. 4 Yee,' I came in after a hired man,' said the old farmer as ha sipped his root beer on the market yesterday; 'but I've got disgusted and shan't try very bard to find one.' 'What's the matter with hired men ?' Too kigh-tored and important. Why, I tell you, I had one last spring who rigged up an umbrella over the plow, so as not to get tanned, and he refused to eat with the family because we stuck our knives in our mouths ! At the end of the week he quit. Said that the labor was ennobling and so fonh, but that the landscape in that vicinity his taste.' 'Yes.' 'Well, I took on another, and he put on cuffs and polished his boots before going to work, and he quit at the end of a fortnight, because we didn't have a planner in the bouse. Why,the chap never got op till 7 o'clock, and he in sisted on going to the village to get shaved and perfumed op every other sveniog.* The third one quit me yesterday. He wanted stained glass in bis bed room window. He wanted me to buy him a guitar. He wanted to paint all the roofs red and pat a pea green on the corn cribs. He suggested a hog pen with a parlor to it, and be spent two dsys of my time trying to arrange away for a windmill to milk the cows. I found him writing poetry in the corn field, and because I spoke up sharply, i he qnit the job, polished up his boots and sent for a coupay to bring him to the city.' JpEABODY HOTEL, Bth SLSouth of Chestnut, PHILADELPHIA. One Square Sooth of the New Post Office, one half Square from Walnut St. Theatre and in the very business centre of the city. On the American and European plans. Good rooms from 50cts to $3.00 per day. Remodel ed and newly famished. W PAINE, M. D., 46-ly Owner & Proprietor. JRVIN HOUSE, (Most Central Hotel In the city.) CORNER OF MAIN AND JAY STREETS, LOCK HAVEN, PA. S.WOODSOALDWELL PROPRIETOR. Good am ale Rooms for Commercial Travel ers on first Boor. jp H. MUSSER, JEWELER, Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, &c. All work neatly and promptly Exe cuted, Shop on Main Street, Millheim, Pa. . oeroua Son£j I£l vfrhjta teffist. puity of the Med. A rich syrup, containing no injurious ingredients. No other Remedy has re. - saved cuch snonmium.. Sold by all Druggists. njtipMES and how I care it, by one who I J#fl(L| was for 28 years. A successful home T - S.PAGE, No. 128 East *Bt. New York. 23-4t From Pole to Pois AYER'S BARSAPARILLA has demonstrated :: < power of euro for all diseases of the blood. The Harpooner's Story. AVto Bedford, June J, 15S". Dn. .T. C. ATKR St Co.—Twenty yen; * ;.g.> 1 was a harpooner in the North Pacific, wlu n th i others of tne crew and myself were laid up villi scurvy. Our bodies were bloated, gums t- wolh n and bleeding, teeth loose, purple blotches all over us, and our breath seemed rotten. Take it by and largo wo were pretty badly oil'. All our llme-Juico was accidentally destroyed, but the captain bad a connlo dozen bottles of A YEN'S BARSAPARILLA ana gave us that. We reeov ered on it quicker than I have ever r,ccn in :i brought about by any other treatment for rioun y, and Pve seen a good deal of it. Seeing no men tion In your Almanac of your Barsaparilla being good for scurvy, 1 thought you ought to know ol tills, and so send you the facts. Respectfully yours, RALTH Y. WIKUATE. The Trooper's Experience. Jfatten, Bautoland(S. Africa,) March 7, JSS3. Dn. J. C. AVER & Co.—Gentlemen: I have much pleasure to testify to the great value of your Barsaparilla. Wo have been stationed hero for over two years, during which time we had to live in tents. Being under canvas for such a time brought on what is called in thu country "veldt-sores." I had those sores for some time. 1 was advised to take your Barsa parilla, two bottles of which made my soivs disappear rapidly, and I am now quite well. Yours truly, T. K. BOPKN, Trooper, Capo Mounted Bi/iemen. Ayers Sar Is the only thoroughly effective blood-purifier, the only medicine that eradicates the poisons of Scrofula, Mercury, and Contagloui Disease from the system. PREPARED BT Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowel I, Moss. Sold by all Druggists: Price $1; Six bottles for $5. There is no excuse for suffering from CONBTIPATION end other diseases that follow a dis ored state of the Stomach and Bow els, when the use of OR. HENRY RAXTER'B INDUE BITTERS Will give Immediate relief. After consUpation follows Biliousness, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Diseases of the Kidneys, Torpid Liver Rheumatism, Dizziness, Sick Headache, Loss of Appetite, Jaundice, Ap oplexy, Palpitations, Eruptions and Skin Dis eases, etc., a U °f which these Bitters will speedily cure by removing the cante. Keep the Stomach, Bowel*, aud Dujeatire Organ* m good working order, and perfect health will be the result Ladles and others sub ject to Sick Headache wiu Cud relief and permanent cure by the u*e of these Bitters Being tonic and mildly purgative they I PURIFY THE BLOOD. Price 25 cts. per bottle. For sale by all dealers iu medicine. Bend address for pamphlet, free,giving full directions. REIKI, JOfIISOI A L#&£, Props., BsrUigtes, XL For sale by D. S. Kauffmun v RAIN OR SHINE! We furnish everything in our line lrom a Miniature Card to a Cabinet Picture. • Picturse copied and en larged in the best style. -CFRAMES^- can be procured at our place on*short notice Remember—our prices are down so as to suit every purse. Gallery on North St., Millheira, Pa, A. SIMON & SONS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL GROCERS keep the largest stock in the county 143 MAIN STREET, LOCK HAVEN GO TO SIMON BROTHERS, TIIE BOSS CLOTHIERS ' for your Clotlili^. 45 MAIN STREET, LOCK HAVEN. ■ ■Mg |ntor working people. Send 1C ■■ h I |Ucents postage, and we will mail fg LL> 1 you free , a royal, valuablo sain pie box of goods that will put you In the way of making more money in a few days than you ever thought possible at any bus iness. Capital not required. You can live at home and work In spare time only, or ail the time. All of both sexes, of all ages, grandly successful. 50 cents to $5 easily earned every evening. That all who want work may test the business,we make this unparrallelcd offer •to all who are not well satisfied we will send $1 to Ey for the trouble of writing us. Full particu a, directions, etc., sent free. Immense pay absolutelysurefor allwhostart at once. Don't de ay.Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine. (jrvAA AAAIn presents given away . Send ]\Z\ MM M M J llß 6 centß postage, and by J J J vou will get free a pack age of goods of large value, that will start you iu work that will at once bring you iu money faster than anything else In America. All a bout the $200,000 in presents with each box. A gents wanted everywhere, of either sex, of all tne time, or spare time only, to work for us at their own homes. Fortunes for all workers ab solutely assured. Don't delay. H. HALLETT & Co., Portland. Maine. ACENTS^i , ®r. Durable, perfect in operation, and of Br r^ t uw°Si^.2 tilit J- write for circular. FAMILY COFFEE ROASTER CO.. ST. LOUIS. Mo. ESTABLISHED 1853. Thomson&Co's Celclratcj Tcrwilligcr Pattern TRIPLE FLANGE Fire and Burglar Proof SAFES. POINTS OF SUPERIORITY OVER ANT OTIIKH MAKE ARE S I'utMii Innido Holt Work. Holld Welded Ait(ln Iron Frame*. Extra Thick Wnlle. Muporlor Fire Proof Filling. I.ockM nnd Holt Work Protected With Hardened Hleel. Extra Heavy Mnterlnli llence are More Fire and Burglar Proof. Send for Circulars and Prices. THOMSON - & CO., 373 It 376 State Street, NEW HAVEN, CONN. TUTT'S PILLS 28 YEARS IN ÜBK The Orwtwl eithe Afel SYMPTOMS OP A TORPID LIVER. Loea of appetite. Bowels costive, Pals la the hsad, with a dull sensation Is the back part* Pain andsr ths shsatdsr* blade, Fullnsss after satlßC, wlthadie- Incllnatloa to sxertloa of body or mind. Irritability of temper, low spirits, with a feeling of having neglected soma daty, Weariness, Diaxlnoss, Flattering at ths Heart, Dots before the srso. Headache fitful Sb!sa?H*ih(y colored Urine, and to such cases, one dose .effects auch n TUTT'S HAIR DYE. GHAT HATH or WHIIUU changed to a GLOSSY BLACK by a single application of this DTK. It Imparts a: Instantaneously. Sold by DraggiaU, or sent by express on receipt of ft. Office. 44 Murray St., Naw York- Mason <£ Hamlin ORGANS: fHniMHßnn riAkOSl sssss IBBfl sSSSZ eighteen ye* rs One hundred£?2?*7lln Stylet. fw. to H I 11 a P. re,l '"K Hot Cash. H || I § ""'r. • y SI I 1 ' I 1 SirtTble for sjs sriSr liehed) and jMNHsesaes the full elasticity of the Club Skate yet will bo furnished at a small advance beyond ' the price of ordinary ltiuk Skates. Its construction Is of the most thorough aad sal i-.factory character. This skate will prove a drawing card wherever Introduced and Rink managers will do woll fo con sider i ts merits, as only a small outlay Is required beyond that necessary for ordinary A utht. Prices sent on application. BANNER SKATE WORKS, RICHMOND, IND, p^ESMEJDH 1 Paekah. BTlofeslssrss "— I Jtling tho skillod rhr- PHOP. ■£ Vsicianfl. result /rota WAPPTC /youthful Indiscretion. Jjiflltma *B/too free indulgence, 05 owrbrnln work. Avoids A RADICAL CURE FORTMCIivuIR and Trial Pack 22ERVOUS M&'ft&'&ftgSSi! n 5J sunRREMEDY that rua Organic WeaknessJa^^2r^ ds^! CAX* pS^la b to^n*vcr°iwSS ey DECAY; ra^s^foundcKaK [, wg Is. Specimen numbers 10 cents; 3 trial copies as centa. We will sendtanay sddM Vick's Magazine and any one of the following publications at tbe prices named below /j|^H—really two magazines at the price of one—Ceatitry, fc.jto; Harper's Moathly, pe.oo; St. Nicholas, 13.50; Good Cheer, fit.es; Illu tinted Cbriatiaa Weekly, fia.oo; fig YoTWide Awake, Good Chetr, and Pick's Kafasimc fbr 91.00. VICE'S FLOWER ARE VSOETARLS OARDEV, aso pages, Sis Coirnad Plates, nearly woo Ikogravings, p.ij, In elegant dotb coven. 7 JfARCBI TICBi Bniitfiitif, H. T. : Everybody acknowledges that THE CHEAPEST AMD BEST PLACE to buy FURNITURE MAUCK'S STORE ON Penn street, Millheim, Pa. PARLOR SUITS, CHAMBER SUITS, LIB RAR Y, DINING ROOM A KITCHEN FURNITURE LOUNGES. PATENT ROCKERS, RAT TAN A REED CHAIRS, all styles, TABLES, BTANDB, BOOK CASES, WARDROBES, WHAT NOTS. BUREAUB, BED STEADS, SINKS, CUPBOARDS, CRADLRB, MAT TRESSES, front the finest curled ttair to tite cheapest Straw, a great variety of SPRING BEDS, all styles, and everyOuuy in the furniture line, on hand +r procured, on short notice Not undersold by any Store in the County. An extra large stock of Paper Hangings, Decorations. #O - me a call. . W. T. JTAUCK. J. H. KURZENKNABE & SON'S MUSIC HOUSE. • 1202 N. THIRD STREET. HARRISBURG, PA. BAUS $c Square, Grand Boudoir Gem & Orchestral Upright, Grand FIAMCS * R W%-* W G aL The best now made and endorsed by all eminent artists. ORCr AXS The most beautiful and sweetest toned in the world Smaller Musical Instruments, Organ ettes, Musical Boxes, Musical Toys, &c. Sheet Music (including the popular 5 and 10 oent music) Mnsio Book Strings, Ac. GAlili TO SEE US. Harry J. Knrzenknabe, Millheim, Pa., Agent for Union and Centre Counties. PENN HALL CARRIAGE WORKS ! * I IS - . i p # XT- O. 002sTID0,< Z Proprietor and Manufacturer of Buggies, Carriages, Spring Wagons, &c. Experienced workmen employed and satisfactory work guaranteed at a times. New and improved machinery in the shops. Repair work promptly attended to. Prices as low as anywhere, —-———— ~ , i MILLHEIM MARBLE WOMXS -A.. C. IMITXSSIEIR,, (SUCCESSOR TO DEININQER & MUSSER,) DEALER IN All kinds of Mlribie Work, SUCH AS Monuments, Headstones, Tablets, Tombs, &c. ALL KINDS OF Granite Monuments and Headstones v ' i ) *>;• Wjrfit ,-f AJSia; v J V|l furnished at lowest prices. SHOP ON MAIN STREET, EAST OF BRIDGE.