Millheim Journal. (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, October 13, 1881, Image 4

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    AGRICULTURAL.
SOIL EXHAUSTION —A soil is said to be
exhausted when it fails to give paying
crops under the most favorable circum
stances of weather, tillage, etc. This ex
haustion is brought about by the removal
of the constituents needed by the plants,
without any corresponding adciition of
these food elements. Thus a soil may con
tain enough phosphoric acid in an available
quantity for ten full crops, but after that,
if none of this substance is added to the
soil, the crop cannot make a full return
for the labor expended upou it. A soil
may thus be exhausted or deficient in
only one of the several food elements, and
yet is not much better, as far as plant
growth is concerned, than if all the ele
ments were equally lacking. All crops do
not exhaust soils equally—some remove
more potash than others, and oue n quires
a greater amount of nitrogen than another.
This is very clearly shown In the long ex
periments of Lawes and Gilbert, at Both
amsted, England. It is found by them
that the plots upou which continuous
crops of clover, beans and roots, have
been grown without any manure, have de
clined more rapidly than the iaud devoted
to cereal grain crops. This is surprising,
in so far as clover, etc., are generally con
sidered as restorative rather than exhaust
ive crops. A judicious rotation of crops
is as much needed to preserve the eveu
fertility of the soil as to keep it mellow
aud free from weeds.
HOT BATH FOR BORERS. —In our gardeu
we have a dwarf apple tree, which, after
the manner of dwarf trees, has many roots
issuing immediately at the surface. Borers
have made an attack upon this tree and
the gnarly tortuous growth amid these
roots aud their crowd, makes it impossible
to follow the grubs with knife and wire
without greatly increasing the destructive
cutting which they do with their jaws.
The tree produces apples of Summer Hose
and other sorts, so tine in quality ami
quantity that we could not bear to think
of surrendering it to these insidious min
ers. So we instituted a regular course of
siege, surrounding their fort with a wall of
iron (a deep pan, bottomless, and siil down
one side,) and, after soaking the ground
with water, covered it, inside the pan,
with tough mud of potter's clay, to retain
the water, leaving the entrances of the
borer galleries (shown by their thrown out
chips,) open. A large boiler of water was
heated, and when b oiling hoi poured into
the pan, the half-dried bottom of clay re
taining it long enough to reach and drown
or scald out the enemy in time, as we
hope, to save the tree. Old bark and
wood wi 1 endure scalding well, as many
serviceable applications of it to peach trees
have proved. On them it not only clears
off borers, but often seems effective in
staying the yellows, and restoring the
colpr and luxuriance of the foliage.
BOSE MKAI. MAXURE year we
gave bone manure a pretty thorough trial,
and on the whole we are better satisfied
with it than any other commercial fertil
izer we have ever Used. Its effects are not
so immed ate as those of the super-phos
phates and guanos, but it has staying quali
ties far beyond any of them, and when
properly applied will give satisfactory re
sults the first season. We prepared it by
mixing one part bone with two of wood
ashes, and then wetting the mixture, after
which it was shoveled over several times at
ntervals of four or five days, when the
bone was thoroughly reduced and incorpo
rated in the ashes. In this shape we count
the mixture as good for hoed top dressing
as the best commercial fertilizers, and for
vines, fiowers and garden vegetables it is
superior. It has a wonderful effect when
used in a flower bed, especially in preserv
ing the freshness of ihe plants through the
season, and grape vines feed and thrive
upon it belter than upon anything else we
ever gave them. We tried it upou grass
land, side by side with a standard Boston
fertilizer, and got quite as good crops With
it last season, while last spring it showed
to much better advantage than the impor
ted article.
CORNSTALKS AS A FERTILIZER — An ex
change tells of a farmer who ploughed au
acre of rather poor soil and in the fuirows
he laid cornstalks lengthwise, and so on
till the whole was ploughed. On another
acre he burnt the same amount of corn
stalks and spread the ashes, the whole field
then being planted with corn. The latter
portion started much better than the first,
and during the early part of the season
wns a good deal ahead, but the latter part
of the season the first portion went ahead,
the result being that the cornstalks brought
off the best crop.
IN light soil it is desirable that the sur
face should oe continually covered by
crops bearing as much leaf as possible to
convey to the land from its atmosphere its
manuring properties.
A Marine Velocipede. —Mr. Kobert
Fryer has Invented a Dew ocean steamer.
The vessel will be a kind of marine velo
cipede on three wheels, her hull not being
intended to touch the water. The steamer
has not been begun, but Mr. Fryer has
completed a small model ot her at Mc
Crea's yard. The vessel floats on three
spheres made of sheet steal, one forward
and two astern. Each of these is united
with flanges, which surround nearly the
whole of its ciroumference and act as pad
dles, The spheres are so arranged that
they can be worked backward and forward,
or one worked backward and the others
forward simultaneously, so that the vessel
may be turner, completely around in 4 *her
own water," as sailors put it. With such
power of rapid turning, no rudder will be
necessary. The upper works are to rest
upon the spheres that do the propelling,
and will be as light as is consistent with
strength. There are to be three decks,
and the staterooms are to be in the after
part of the vessel, between the wheels,
on the second and third decks. The din
ing-room is to be on the third deck. The
boat is to be 210 feet long and 130 leet
deep. Her three sphere or piddle wheels
are to be 60 feet in diameter each, the
flanges or paddles being each 18 inches.
Mr. Fryer says he expects to beat the best
ocean time by at least two days, and de
clares that his vessel will be both safe and
comfortable. Arrangements are making
for the building of the vessel.
A good aquarium cement is composed
of three ounces of linseed oil, four ounces
of tar and one pound of rosin. These are
allowed to melt together over a gentle fire.
If too much oil is used the cement will
run down the angles of the aquarium. To
obviate this it should be tested before us
ing by allowing s small quantity to cool
under cool water, and if not found suffl
ciently firm, allowing it to simmer longer,
or have more tar and resin added. The
cement should be poured into the angles
of the aquarium while in a liquid state,
but not when boiling, or it would most
assuredly crack the glass. The cement
will become firm in a few minutes, and
the aquarium may then be tilted up in a
different position while a second angle is
treated likewise. This composition ad
heres firmly to the glass, is so pliant that
it may be pressed into any shape by the
fingers, and it does not communicate any
poisonous quality to the water.
DOMESTIC.
ADULTERATED COFFEE :— Ground coffee
afford! a field for adulteration, and for
this purpose eliiccory, carrots, caramel,
uate-seeds, etc.. are the substances most
commonly used. The beans have of
late years been skillfully imitated but as
coffee is mostly purchased in the ground
condition, the chief point for the consu
mer is to l>e able to form some idea as to
the character of the latter article, and the
following are a few simple reliable tests :
Take a little of the coffee and press it
between the tiugers, or give it a squeeze in
the paper in which it is bought; if genuine
it will not form a coherent mass, as coffee
grains are hard ami do not readily adhere to
each other ; but if the grains slick to each
other and form a sort of 4 *cake," we
may be pretty sure of adulteration in the
shape of cliiceory, for the grains of chie
cory are softer and more open and ad
here without diffleulity when squeezed.
Again, if we place a few grains in a sau
cer and moisten them with a little cold
water, chiccory will very quickly become
soft like bread-crumbs, while coffee will
take a long time to soften. A third test:
take a wine-glass or a tumbler full of wa
ter ami gently drop a pinch of the ground
coffee on the surface of the water without
stirring or agitating; genuine coffee will
float for sometime whilst chiccory or any
soft root will soon sink; and chiccory or
caramel will cause a yellowish or brown
ish color to diffuse rapidly through the
water, while pure coffee will give no sen
sible tint under such circumstances for a
considerable length of time. 44 Coffee
mixtures" or 44 coffee improvers" should
be avoided. They seldom consist ofj any
thing but chiccory ami caramel. 44 French
coffee," so widely used at present, is gen
erally ground coffee, the Deans of which
have been roasted with a certain amount
of sugar, which, coating over the beau,has
retained more of the original aroma than
in ordinary coffee, but this, of course, at
the expense of the reduced percentage of
coffee due to the presence of caramel.
FOR THK SICK. — Frequently we find sick
people whose stomachs reject ail kind of
vourishmcnt, until conditions follow that
arc in many cases fatal. I have never
known the simple saucer of parched corn
pudding refused. The corn is toasted
brown jre •y as we r >ast toffee, ground
as tiue as meal in a coffee mill, and made
either into mush, gruel, or thiu cakes bak
ed lightly brown and given either warm
or cold, clear, or whatever dressing the
stomach will retain. Parched corn and
meal boiled in milk, and fed frequently to
children suffering from summer diarrl o a,
will almott always cuieas it willdyseu ery
in adults.
CHOPPED PICKI.X. —One gallon of green
tomatoes, four large onions, three red
peppers and three green oues, leaving i n
a few of the seeds. Chop all tine; throw
in a big handful of salt; mix well together,
and let it stand over night. lu the morn
ing dry and add oue pound of brow n
sugar, one tablespoonful each of black
pepper, ground cloves aud allspice; half
a pint of white mustard seed aud one-quar
ter of au ounce of celery seed. Pour over
three pints of cider vinegar, boiiiug hot.
This is excellent. Put into jars or wide
mouthed bottles, aud cork tightly.
REMEDY FOR DIPHTHERIA.—A new Bed
ford, Mass., woman reports a new, and as
she claims, a successful cure for diphthe
ria. A little nephew of hers was sick with
diphtheria, aud the child's mother wus
told to give him tea made of the bark of
the roots of the white birch. She did so,
and Ihb coating of the throat and mouih
began to loosen ami come off, aud entile
recovery followed. The tea may be used
as a drink or gargle, r.r may be held in the
mouth.
AL'PLK TRIFLE.— ScaId as many apples
as, when pulped, will cover the dish you
design to use to the depth of two or three
inches. Before you place them in the
disli add to them the rind of half a lemon,
grated tine, and sugar to taste. Mis half
a pint of creain, and the yolk of an egg ;
scald it over the fire, keeping it stirring,
and do not let it boil; add a little sugar,
and let it stand till cold, then lay it over
the apples, and finish with the cream
whip.
VERMICELLI PUDDING. Two ounces of
vermicelli, three quarters of a pint of milk,
quarter of a pint of cream, one ounce and
a half of butter, two eggs, one ounce and
a half of sugar; boil the vermicelli in the
milk untill tender, then stir in the remain
ing ingredients; butter a small tart-dish
and bake.
IN making cakes be careful to observe
the following simple rules: —Beat them
up with your band, not with a spoon ;
always dry jour flour; always clean
your currants and sultana raisins in flour,
not in water ; l>eat up eggs for ten min
utes before adding them to the other iugre
dients; when the cakes are taken from
the oven, turn them out of the tin and
stand them outside the warm tin.
To CURE ooi.io. For the violent inter
nal agonj' termed colic, take a teaspoon
fill of salt in a pint of water; drink it
and goto bed. It is one of the speediest
remedies known. The same will revive
a person who seems almost dead from a
heavy fall.
BELIEF FOR BURNS.—A quick cure is to
apply a layer of common salt aad saturate
it with laudanum. Hold it in place an
hour or so by a simple bandage. The
smarting sensation will disappear rapidly
and the burn get well.
FOR SPRAINS.— There is nothing better
than a strong decoction of wormwood and
vinegar. A flaunel cloth wrung out of
the above just as hot as the patient will
bear, and bound on the affected part will
give immediate relief.
CROI r. — A towel or flannel cloth wrung
out of hot vinegar in which a little salt has
been added, and placed upon the chest
and throat—changing every ten minutes
with a dry towel thoroughly covering it,
often materially assists in relieving an at
tack of croup.
GARGLE FOR SORB THROAT. —Take one
teaspoonful of cayenne pepper, one tea
spoonful of salt, one pint of water, two
tablespoonfuls of .vinegar; sweeten to
taste with honey or loaf sugar. Mix to
gether and bottle.
To REMOVE substances from the eye.—
Make a loop of a bristle or horsehair,
insert it under the lid, and then withdraw
slowly and carefully. This is sa.d to be
neverfailing.
To CURE WARTS. —Cut a slice from a
raw potato and rub the hand each night :
let the water dry on the hand. It will
need but few applications.
To RELIEVE ASTHMA —Soak blotting or
tissue paper in strong saltpetre water.
Dry and burn at night in the bed-room.
To CURE CORNS. —Apply morning and
evening one drop of solution of per chlor
ide of iron.
WIT AND HUMOR.
JONES WHS sating dinner at his hoarding
house, and during his investigation of his
plate of hash he ran across a piece of pos
tage stamp. The landlady saw him pick
it out and look at it, ami she began
to get mad. But Jones said nothing, and
laying down his knife and fork, began to
dig tu the dish with a spo >ll from which
the piece of stamp had conic. Finally
when the lady could stand it no longer she
said:
44 Well, Mr. Jones, what is the mat
ter?"
44 Oh, nothing," replied the philos
opher.
44 What are you prying into the vict
uals for theu ?"
44 Why, you see the piece of stamp re
minds me of a letter 1 was expecting,
and 1 just thought I'd prod arouml this
dish h while and see if 1 couldn't lind the
mail-carrier, ami ask him about the letter
without walking down to the office."
The mail-carrier was not found, and
Jones has changed his boarding house.
TAKEN FOR RANTED : — Sa d the repor
ter, entering the store of 81111 th, Suiithson
A Co,, " 1 understand that Mr. Smith is
dead, and 1 have come to get a few points
for a notice in the lhiily l,ubric*itor."
The shopman gives birthplace, age and a
few other facts. •' Was there anything of
public interest about the deceased?" asked
the reporter. 44 No," was the reply.
44 Nothing that I think of, It is hardly
worth mentioning, perhaps, that Mr.
81111 th was the oldest Mason, one of the
original Free Soilers, aud the man who
ffrst mentioned General Gartield iu con
nection with the Presidency." 44 Oh, I've
got all that down," said the reporter.
44 We put that in all our death notices
now; hut is there atiything of special in
terest?'' 44 No." * 4 Good morning sir."
WHAT MAKES a NEWSPAPER: —The ele
ments that serve to make a newspaper
popular are very much diversified. A
man with very short hair, who had evi
dently just been pardoned out of the pen
itentiary, came into the Si/tiny# sauctum
the other day and subscribed, lie said he
liked the paper very much, that he used to
get it when he was in the penitentiary.
*• What peculiar feature of it do you like
most?'' asked one of the sifters. •' I like
your pitching into the Legislature. I've
got a brother who brought disgrace on the
family by belonging to it. I've never
had any use for him since."
14 SEE her kiss that ugly dog," said one
geutleuiau to a friend on a Fourth Avenue
car in a loud whisper, calling attention to
a woman who was lavish with her endear
ments *f a pet ptaxlie. She overheard the
comment and glowering upou the unfor
tunate man said in vinegary accents : " It
won't hurt me if 1 do." 44 Oh, I beg
your pardon, madam, but my sympathy
was wholly with the dog."
THE proprietor of a drug-store in a
neighboring town was recently putting up
a prescription, aud being in doubt about it,
asked of the cashier, who sat uear, 4> Jen
nie,how many scruples does it take to
make a drachm ?" 4 * I've seen you take a
dram without any scruples,'" was the in
slant reply. The proprietor concluded
that when he needed auy more informa
tion he Mould consult his dispensatory.
A PI.KASAXT CALL :—Come here, Hildo
brand, my love," said a fond New Haven
mother as her spindle legged youngster
appeared just inside the gate. 44 Hilde
braud ! 1 should say so. How came you
to tie such a homely boy to such a high
priced name ?" said a blunt spoken cal
ler. 41 lie may be homely but he's mine
thank you. 1 didn't have to marry a
widower with four over grown b >y*, as
you did." This treading on corns, me
taphorically, doesn't pay.
44 Yor had l>etter change that 44 rug, '
said a lady to a servant. 44 Don't you
think it corroborates better with the car
pet this way It" was the respouse. It was
the same girl who told her mistress that
a gentleman with a predicament in his
speech had called to see her.
44 COURTESY open many doors," says the
old adage. 44 This may be true as far as
it goes," says the commentator, 44 but you
might stand before a bank building and
courtesy till your spiual column was as
limber as an old postage stamp, yet the
doors wouldn't spring back on their hin
ges worth a cent."
PATRIOTISM:— 44 Say, ma,you know that
sour milk ? Well, it's all spilled into the
bottom of the refrigerator and run out into
the pan underneath." 4 ' Never mind my
dear, put it ou the table and call it kou
miss. My boarders are patriotic. They'll
drink it." The way to make money in a
boarding house is to make every point
tell.
PARTICULARLY BLESSED: — While preach
ing from the text, 44 lie giveth Uis belov
ed sleep, 1 ' a Toledo minister stopped in
the middle o ' bis sermon, gazed upon his
sleeping auditors and said: 44 Brethren,
it is hard to realize tne wondrous, un
bounded love the Lord appears to have for
a good portion of this congregation!"
ANALOGY:— MibeI (iged tweuty) to
Edith (aged five)- 44 Tnere, Edith, do stop
hugging me ; you'll drag me to death. ''
Edith- 44 You didn't talk thatwwa r to
Charley Brown t'other evening, and he
weighs ever so much more as I.
44 WHY, old fellow, I thought you were
dead long ago,'' lie exclaimed, grasping bis
friend's hand, and shaking it with au en
thusiasm that almost brought tears to his
eyes. 44 No, not dead," ho responded
calmly. 44 1 expected to be. but a di
vorce court intervened m time to save
me."
IN a village near Cork a physician was
disturbed one night, by repeated tappings
at his door, and on getting up he found
a laboring man, 44 Have you been liore
long?'' 44 indeed I have," answered the
caller. 44 Why didn't you ring the
bell?" 44 Och, because I was afraid of
disturbing your honor I"
A GALLANT HUSBAND :—Fogg is the
most gallautof meu. He had a meer
schaum pipe giveu to him by Mrs. F. last
Christmas and it still retains its pristine
whiteness. Fogg says no gentleman will
smoke in the presents of ladies.
A COMMITTEE on tableaux at a centen
nial celebration ia Vermost, issued an in
vitation asking " all the pretty women in
town" to meet at the hail to take part iu
the tableaux, and every woman in the
place came to time. The committee knew
how to get plenty of help.
44 ARE you telling me the truth about
that horse ?" said the buyer to the seller.
And the latter replied : 44 Great snakes
no 1 You didn't expect me to, did you ?'
AN Ohio woman owed her hired man
$320. She married him to square the ac
count, and then for SOO she got a divorce,
thus saving $260.
IKeokuk Constitution.]
Every Time.
A mart, or even a piece of machinery
that does its work right every time, is wo
think, very correctly judged "valuable."
And certainly none the less valuable is any
article designed to relievo the Ills of man
kind and which does so every time.
Messrs. Jones, Cook Jt-Co., Bay State Brew
ery, Boston, Mass., writos Wo have used
S<. Jacob's Oil among Ov'T men and flrnl
that It helps them "every time." We
therefore recommend it as a pulu-hcali ug
liniment.
LIT ILK NKI.I. mashed her linger in tin?
door, the other day, and came up crying
and holding it in iier other hand. All at
once she stopped, as if listening, and then
lookiug up through tier tours, exclaimed ;
" Mamma, there's a little heart iu my finger,
I feel it frobbing."
p'itiro, (in.) lUillotl Republican.)
What We Know About It.
"What do wo know HIKJUI St. Jacob's
Oil?" said one of our oldest, subscribers.
This was a fair question, and we answer,
that we are reliably informed, that a gen
tleman of tiiis city who has sulTered un
told agony, and spent a mint of money to
get relief from Rheumatism, in desperation
bought some and tried it. and declares
that it is the best remedy for Rheumatism
he ever heard of.
Tim man with biased judgment is the
man whose opinion ditTers from your
own.
Kidney Dine MHO*.
Iliduev diseases alllict the greater part of
the human laoe, and they am constantly on
the incit aae, but where the virtues of Kuiney-
Wort have become known, they are hold iu
check and speedily cured. Lit those who
have had to o instantly dose spirits of nitre
and suca stuff, give tbii gnat 10111 dy a trial
aud bo cured. In the drv form n is rnnet
economical, in the 1 quid the most convenient.
—rhila. 1'" ens.
SWEI.I.KD NKOK. Wash the part with
brine, and drin!t it also twice a day until
cured.
Vegetine
The Brat 9fe<ltcliie.
GENERAL'DEBILITY
Frkkcoht, Ills., Sept. XT, PUS.
11. R. STEVENS, Bostou:
Dear Sir.—l have been using your valuable
medicine, "Vegetine,*' for General Debility, anil
have no hesitation In Faying thai 1 • ousider it
oue of the best. If not the beat meuicioe In
the market lor a general luv iterator and Blood
l'ur.Ucr. J. U. i'oUTElt*
V ogotino,
GIVES GENERAL SATISFACTION.
Eruptions of the Skin. Chronio Sore Eyes,
and General Debility.
Read what Dr. Simmons says:
Vbkona. Miss., June 6,15T8.
11. R. STEVENS, Boston:
I have used "Vegetine" In my family for two
yea s aud cordially recommend it as a remedy
for Eruptions of the Bktu, Chronic sore Eyes
and General Debility. I have al-~ r com
mended It to a great many persons In thl-> sec
tion, and 1 think It lrts given general sa'lsiac
tlou. Very respectfully.
DR. J. J. SIMMONS.
Your very valuable tnedleipe 41 Vegetine," re
stored the slgbt to my 111tle daughter, saved
li r i r<>tn being blind, and 1 have no doubt saved
her lite. Very gratefully.
MRS. J. J. SIMMONS
WITH SUCH BENEFIT.
Buss (YUAN, Wis., Nov. If. 107 S.
11. R. STEVENS, lioslou:
Dear Sir.—l cn fully testify to the efficiency
of your Vegeitue as a t.reat, B chkl Purifier,
having used it during the l.ust seven mourn*
vklth bu h benent.
Yours truly,
W. O. ST. SURE. Druggist
Vcgotlno.
PREPARED KY
11. K. NTEVEMH, Boston, Nau.
Vegetine tsNold by All Orngglsta.
bhs. Ltuu l mm;*, of unn, muss.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a Positive Corn
for all those Painful Cnmplnlnt* and \l>kniMl
•ovomiuon to our best fcinulc population.
It will cure entirely tho worst form of Female Com
plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera
tion, Falling and Displacements, and tlie consequent
Gplnai Weakness, and is ;>articularly adapted to th*
Change of Life.
It will dissolve and expe'tumors from tho uterus In
an early stage of development. Tho tendency to can
cerous humors there Is checked vervnpeedily by its use.
It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving
for stimulants, and relieves weakness of tho stomach.
It cures Bloating, Hendaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi
gestion.
That feeling o. hearing down, causing pain, weight
and backache, is always jwrmanently cured by Its use.
It will at all times and under all circumstances act In
harmony with the lav g that govern the female system.
For the curoof Kidney Complaints of either sex this
Compound is unsurpassed.
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In the form of pills, also In the form of loxcngea, on
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A. H. LSTKS, Treasurer; M. H. SMITH. Secretary.
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An automatic buoy, having a ten-inch
whistle and a glass globe on the top for an
electric light, has been moored in thirteen
futhoms of water near £*andy Hook light
ship. The Inventor of this buoy claims
that it will show an intermittent electric
light, the generation being operated by the
action of the waves. By the motion of
the buoy, due to its rise and fall ou the
waves, air is compressed in the buoy,
which acts intermittently to drive an elec
tric engine and to sound a whistle. When
the air reaches a certain degree of com
pressiou the engine rotates and the carbon
in the globe brilliantly glows; at the same
moment the whistle sounds.
" Duii't Know Hull Their Value."
"They cured me of Ague, Biliousness
and Kidney Complaint, as recommended.
1 had a half bottle left which 1 used for
my two little girls, who the docto-s aud
neightKirs said could not lie cured. I
would lmvu lost both of Miem one night if
1 had not giveu them Hop Bitters They
did them BO much good 1 continued their use
until they were cured. That is why 1 say
you do not know half the value of Hop
Bitters, aud do not recommend them high
enough."—ll., Rochester. N. V.
Evert/ one knows that the feeblest cur
rents produce audible sounds in the tele
phone, which is more sensitive than any
galvanometer to feeble currents. M. I'ellat
lately declared that the heat necessary to
warm a kilogramme of water one degree
would, if converted properly into the en
ergy of electric currents, suliice to produce
in a telephone an audible sound for 10,000
years continuously.
VKOKTINE does not deceive inrarftis into
false hopes by purging and creating a fic
titious appetite, but assists nature in clear
ing and purifying the whole system, lead
ing the patient gradually to perfect health.
A Yank ek coachman was driving some
Englishmen about recently, and at last
brought them to the monument on Hunker
Hill. *' Ah, yes," aaid the explorers,
44 I believe this is the pluce where we Eng
lishmen guve you \ ankeea a sound thrash
ing, isn't it?" The driver scratched his
head, and then quietly replied ! 41 Mister,
can you tell me who owns this parcel of
ground at the present time?"
No I'kbpa hation ever discovered except
Cakuoi.ink, a deoderized extract of petro
leum, will really produce new hair on bald
heads. It will be a happy day when the
great army of bald heads fully understand
this.
Traveler. — •• now do you brokers
manage to undersell the railroad com pan
les?" 4 ' Yell, you see, ve don': got so
much expenses. Dose railroad fellers haf
to Keep up rollin' stock and pay ze hands.
We don't. It's all clear profit with us!"
Thousands of ladies have found sudden
relief from all their woes by the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Tiik champion leaper of five continents
never exhibits any vaiu glory or emotion
when the riugmaster announces to the
rural audiences that he draws a larger
salary than the Governor of the Slate.
About twice every month I take a dose
of 4 Sellers' Liver Pills," and i always en
joy excellent health.
Tiik Intcrnstional Medical Congress
would not admit the lady doctors. The
' ladies looked so killing, the male physicians
were naturally jealous of them.
Boils, pimples, and ail blood diseases
are cured by 44 1)r. Lindscy's Blotxi Search
er." Sold by all druggists. Nevei failr.
Niagara Falls is bo brilliantly illumi
nated by the electric light every evening
that after paying the liackman you can
eesily see whether there is anything left in
your poeketbook.
To remove pkoi d FLESH. Pulverize
loaf sugar very fine and apply to the part
afflicted. Tins is a new and easy remedy,
and it is acid to remove it without pain ;
or burnt alum puP prized aud applied is
an old reliable remedy.
4 ' I'm raise your wages," said the thief
to the workingnum wheu he lifted his
last week's pay from his pocket ami skip
pud out with it.
44 1 find that with light meals my
health improves," said the Esquimau ; and
down went another candle.
A Wine Deacon.
44 Dearon Wilder, I want you C* tell me
how you kept yourself and family well
the past seasou, when all the rest of us
have been sick so much, and have had the
doctors visiting U9 so often."
4 *Bro. Taylor, the answer is very easy.
1 used Hop Hitters in time; kept my fa
mily well and saved the doctor bills.
Three dollars' worth of it kept us well and
able to work all the time. 111 warrant it
has cost you and the neighbors oue to two
hundred dollars apiece to keep sick the
same time."
44 l)'*acou, I'll use your medicine here
after."
}Yhni, say MM. Sarrua and Vielle, an
explosive is decomposed the heat liberated
is equal to the exact excess of the heat of
formation of products over the heat of
formation of the explosive. If. then, the
heat liberated by decomposition be known,
and the composition of the products of the
rerction be known as well, the heat of
formation may lie ascertained.
Wonderful Power.
V* lien a medic ue perform* sucn cures as
Kidney-VY r c rt id constantly doing, it may truly
bs said to wonderful p.iwer. A carpen
ter iu Montgomery, Vt., bad suffered fire glit
years from tbe worst of i luey disease a, and
ba 1b ou wholly incapac tated for work. He
says, "One box made a new man of me, and
1 sincerely believe it will r> store to health all
that are similatlv alfl cted" It is now sold ia
both liquid and dry iorm — Danbury A'ewt.
" Roiighon Rats."
Ask Druggists for it. It dears out rats,
mice, roaches, bed-bags, flies, vermin, in
sects. 15c.
MKKSKS. MORGAN a HKADLT, Mutual Llfs
Building, Tent u uiid Cbestiiut siree s, b lye on
bund a superb stock oi extra fine quality Dia
monus, which they offer at us low prices as
stones oi tne llrst quality, prrtect alike Ln color
and shape, cau be sola tor.
Dr. J. I>. Cook
of Cooksville, Heard County. Ga., writes:
Messrs. P. Noustaedter A Co.
Gentlemen, 1 am happy to inform you that
Anake.xis. Dr. 8. Silsbee's Pile remedy, met
with my approbation. I have tried it in three
different cases, and it has not failed to relieve
them at once. The patient that had it for two
years says he thinks he is well, and that he
always expects to keep a box on hand for fear
it might come back again; another case of
short duration used only three applications and
says she is entirely well. It is the best thing
I have ever seeu for Piles. I will use it in my
practice when needed.
Yours obediently,
J. D. COOK, M. D.
44 Anakesis ," Dr. Silsbee's External Pile Re
medy. is sold by druggists everywhere. Price
$1 00 per box. Samples mailed free to all suf
ferers by P. Neustaedter A Co., sole manufac
turers, Dox 3916 JSew YotV
pro
CEililcl
For,
RHEUMATISM,
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backache, Soreness of the Chest,
Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Jurns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation on earth iqnSl SR. JACOBS OIL
M a safe, sure, situ pir and cheap External
K'-nn-dy A trial entail* but the cunip-ralicaly
trifling outlay of oO Lenta, and every orte suffering
wHh |>alii caa have cboap anil positive proof of iwf
claims.
Directions in Elavau Languages.
BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS
IN MEDICINE.
A. VOGELER A CO.,
Baltimore. M<L, U. 8. A*
JJPNT^OWL^WEDICIWEI
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22 TEX LIVXB, TEX ,B
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LIWHY ARE WE SICK? Ij
VI Because ue alloc these great organs toWk
Lj 'xcotne clogged or torpid, and poisonous jfl
hutnorsare therefore forced into the Hood M
y (hat should be expelled naturally. f]
■ WILL SURELY CURE
JKIDNEY DISEASES,
H LIVER COMPLAINTS, ■
M riI.R.M, CONSTIPATION, R BINARY Q
W BISEASKS. KKMAI.K WEAKNESSES, FLJ
II AMI N Kit VOL'S 111 SO It OK It S,
WM by causing free action of these organs and II
■I restoring their jtotcer to throw off disease.
Why *ii (T<t Bilious pain* and aches! Fl
JH Why tormented with I'ile*, Constipation! ■
y IY||) frightened over disordered Kidneys! Q
H Why endure nervous or sick headaches! I
■fl Use li. I I>NKY-\YOltTanf rejoice in health
I It In put u, in Pry Vegetable Form, intisfll
can* one package of which inakoa six quarts oIH
f I medicine. AlM> in Liquid Form, very < onccn- fl
U 1 rated, for tboae that cannot readily prepare it. Iw
Ml t ylUv'H with equal efficiency >n either form. Ml
U utr rr of YOLK DRUGUIST. piuck, ei.ooM
M WKI.LS, RICHARDSON A Co., Prop's, M
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KOsnjJtßj
Tliotigh Shaken in Kvery Joint
and fliier with fever ami ague, or bilious remittent,
the system may yet lie freed from the malignant
virus with Hosieiter's Stomach Bitters. Protect
the system against It with this henefloent anti
spasmodic, winch is furthermore a supreme rem
edy for liver complaint, Constipatiou. dyspepsia,
debility, rheumatism, kidney troubles and other
ailments. For sale by all Druggists aud Dealers
generally.
Fhop bitters^
(A Medicine, not a Drink.)
IIOPS, itrcnu, MANDRAKE,
DANDELION,
I Am THK PfRKST AXP ItKST MrntCALQrALI- I
TIKS OF ALL OTUKB BITTKKS.
TIIEY CURE
I All Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels. Blood, I
■ Liver, Kidneys,snd Urinary th-gans. Ner-
IL VOUSUVSM, .Sleenlessnewsand especially
Female Comptahits. M
51000 IN COLD.
I Will he paid for a case they will not cure
help, or for anything Impure or injurious
found In them.
I Ask your druggist for Hop Fitters and try I
■ them before you sleep. Take ro other. I
I D 1- C. Is sn absolute and Irresistible cure for |
Drunkenness, use of opium, tobacco and K
naroottcs.
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HEALTH IS WEALTH,
HEALTH of BODY Is WEALTH Of HMD.
Radway's
mum but.
Par® Mood makes sound flash, strong bone
end s clear skin. It 70a would hare your flesh
Arm. your bones sound without cartes, and your
oompfexloo f itr, use Ksdway'i flnrMpartl
llan ISMlrent
A remedy composed of Ingredients of extra
ordinary med caT properties essential to purity,
heal, repair and invigorate the broken-down and
washed body—QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and
PBKKANKNT m Its treatment and cure.
No Matter bj what name the ooinpialnt may
be designated, whether It be Scroiula, con
sumption, Syphilis, Ulcere, Sores, Tumors, Bolls.
Erysipelas, or Salt-Rheum, diseases of the
Lungs. Kidneys, Bladder, womb, Skin, Lirer,
Stomach or Bowels, either chronic or constitu
tional, the virus of the disease Is in the BLOOD
which supplies the waste, and builds and re
pairs these organs and wasted tissues of the
system. If the blood is unhealthy, the process
of repair must be unsound.
The SsrMparllllas Reeol vent not only
is a oompeusaung remedy, but secures the har
monious act ion of each of the organs. It estab
lishes throughout the entire system functional
harmony, and supplies the b ood-vesaels with a
pure and heal: hy current of new life. The akin,
after a tew days use of the Sareapartlllan, be
comes clear and beautiful Pimples, Matches,
Black spots and *kln Erupt on* are removed;
bores and Ulcers soon cured. Persons suffering
from scrofula, fa-upUve Diseases of the Kyea.
Mouth, Bars, Legs, Throat and Glands, that
have accumulated and spread, either from un •
cured diseases or mercury, or from the use of
Corrosive Sublimate, may rely upon a cure ff
the Sara* pari 111 AM is continued a sufficient time
to make its Impression on the tystern.
One bottle contains more of the active piinch
¥les of medicines than any other preparation,
aken in Teaspoon ful Doses, while others re-
Jul re Ave o* six tlmea as much. One Do Ila a
er Bottle.
MINUTE REMEDY.
Only requires aslant"* not hetars to re
lieve pain and cure acute disease.
RADWAY'S
Ready Relief,
in from one to twenty minutes, never falls to
relieve PAIN with one thorough application;
no matter how violent or excruciating the pain
the Rheumatic. Bed-ridden. Infirm. Crippled.
Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease
man suffer, RADWAY'3 READ I' RELIEF will
afford Instant ease.
In tam (nation or the Kldaeya Inflamma
tion of (ho Bladder Inflammation eflb*
Bowel*, (ontnllon rf (He (.•■■itr*. *o
Throat. IMlflrult ltrt>4Hlnf. BwlplUsll.tu
of th - Heart. UyflrrlM. troop. Dial*.
Shorla. Catarrh. Influeama. Hradarloa,
Too*harhe, Mrarnlfia. ItliearuatUm.
Cold Chill*. 4(or Chill*. Chllb aln-. and
Fro-I Bliro, Bral-m. hammer Com
plaint-. Nrrronwa*. fl lor p 1 e**n eaa,
Goufhi Cold*. Spralat Fata* In the
(b< ii. Bach or Llnbo are ia*Ualiy re-
Uevofl.
Fever and Ague.
FEVER and AGUE cured for so cents. There
ts net a remedial agent In this world that will
cure Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Blll
ou, scarlet. Typ ioid Yellow and other fevers
(aided by Radway's Pills) so quickly as Rait.
WATT RXADT RKUKP.
It will in a few moments, when taken accord
ing to Olfactions, cure CYamr*. spasuia, sour
Stomach. Beartouru. Hick Headache, Diarrhoea,
Dysentery, colic, Mind In the Bowels, ana ail
Internal Pain v.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of Had
way's Ready Relief witn them. A few drops in
wa er will prevent sickness or pains trom
change of wat r. It Is better than French
brandy or bitters as a stimulant.
Miners and Lumbermen should always be
provided wiui lu
CAUTION.
All remedial agents capable of destroying line
by an overdose should be avoided. Morphine,
opium, strvchnlne, arnica, hyoaciamus, and
oilier powerful remedies, doe* at certain times,
in very small doe •, relieve the patient durtag
tb'-tr action in the system. Put perhaps the
eecond dose. If repeated, may aggravate a d in
crease the suffering, and another dose cause
de ith. There la no necessity for using these
uncertain agents h-n a positive remedy like
RadwayT R-ady Rel ef will atop the inoet ex
cruciating pain quicker, without entailing the
least difficulty in either infant or adult.
THE TRUE RELIEF.
RADWATM RXAPT RKIJXF Is tbe only remedlit}
agent In vogue that will instantly stop pain.
FlfU j Cento Per Hot lie.
RADWAY'S
Regulating Pills.
Perfect PurjrMvef, Snethlnjf Aperl
eula, Act Witbun Pain, Always
Reliable, and Natural in tbeir
Operation.
a VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL.
Perfe tly tasteless, elegantly coated w\tn
aw.*et gum, purge, regulate, purlt-, cl anse and
tm-jflri
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and Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Per
spiration, Yellowness of the Skin and Eve,
Pain in the :de. Che t, L rabs, and sudden
Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh.
A few doses of RADWAY'S PILLS win free the
system from ail the above-named Disorders.
Price, 25 Cents Per Box.
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