AGRICULTURAL. SOIL EXHAUSTION —A soil is said to be exhausted when it fails to give paying crops under the most favorable circum stances of weather, tillage, etc. This ex haustion is brought about by the removal of the constituents needed by the plants, without any corresponding adciition of these food elements. Thus a soil may con tain enough phosphoric acid in an available quantity for ten full crops, but after that, if none of this substance is added to the soil, the crop cannot make a full return for the labor expended upou it. A soil may thus be exhausted or deficient in only one of the several food elements, and yet is not much better, as far as plant growth is concerned, than if all the ele ments were equally lacking. All crops do not exhaust soils equally—some remove more potash than others, and oue n quires a greater amount of nitrogen than another. This is very clearly shown In the long ex periments of Lawes and Gilbert, at Both amsted, England. It is found by them that the plots upou which continuous crops of clover, beans and roots, have been grown without any manure, have de clined more rapidly than the iaud devoted to cereal grain crops. This is surprising, in so far as clover, etc., are generally con sidered as restorative rather than exhaust ive crops. A judicious rotation of crops is as much needed to preserve the eveu fertility of the soil as to keep it mellow aud free from weeds. HOT BATH FOR BORERS. —In our gardeu we have a dwarf apple tree, which, after the manner of dwarf trees, has many roots issuing immediately at the surface. Borers have made an attack upon this tree and the gnarly tortuous growth amid these roots aud their crowd, makes it impossible to follow the grubs with knife and wire without greatly increasing the destructive cutting which they do with their jaws. The tree produces apples of Summer Hose and other sorts, so tine in quality ami quantity that we could not bear to think of surrendering it to these insidious min ers. So we instituted a regular course of siege, surrounding their fort with a wall of iron (a deep pan, bottomless, and siil down one side,) and, after soaking the ground with water, covered it, inside the pan, with tough mud of potter's clay, to retain the water, leaving the entrances of the borer galleries (shown by their thrown out chips,) open. A large boiler of water was heated, and when b oiling hoi poured into the pan, the half-dried bottom of clay re taining it long enough to reach and drown or scald out the enemy in time, as we hope, to save the tree. Old bark and wood wi 1 endure scalding well, as many serviceable applications of it to peach trees have proved. On them it not only clears off borers, but often seems effective in staying the yellows, and restoring the colpr and luxuriance of the foliage. BOSE MKAI. MAXURE year we gave bone manure a pretty thorough trial, and on the whole we are better satisfied with it than any other commercial fertil izer we have ever Used. Its effects are not so immed ate as those of the super-phos phates and guanos, but it has staying quali ties far beyond any of them, and when properly applied will give satisfactory re sults the first season. We prepared it by mixing one part bone with two of wood ashes, and then wetting the mixture, after which it was shoveled over several times at ntervals of four or five days, when the bone was thoroughly reduced and incorpo rated in the ashes. In this shape we count the mixture as good for hoed top dressing as the best commercial fertilizers, and for vines, fiowers and garden vegetables it is superior. It has a wonderful effect when used in a flower bed, especially in preserv ing the freshness of ihe plants through the season, and grape vines feed and thrive upon it belter than upon anything else we ever gave them. We tried it upou grass land, side by side with a standard Boston fertilizer, and got quite as good crops With it last season, while last spring it showed to much better advantage than the impor ted article. CORNSTALKS AS A FERTILIZER — An ex change tells of a farmer who ploughed au acre of rather poor soil and in the fuirows he laid cornstalks lengthwise, and so on till the whole was ploughed. On another acre he burnt the same amount of corn stalks and spread the ashes, the whole field then being planted with corn. The latter portion started much better than the first, and during the early part of the season wns a good deal ahead, but the latter part of the season the first portion went ahead, the result being that the cornstalks brought off the best crop. IN light soil it is desirable that the sur face should oe continually covered by crops bearing as much leaf as possible to convey to the land from its atmosphere its manuring properties. A Marine Velocipede. —Mr. Kobert Fryer has Invented a Dew ocean steamer. The vessel will be a kind of marine velo cipede on three wheels, her hull not being intended to touch the water. The steamer has not been begun, but Mr. Fryer has completed a small model ot her at Mc Crea's yard. The vessel floats on three spheres made of sheet steal, one forward and two astern. Each of these is united with flanges, which surround nearly the whole of its ciroumference and act as pad dles, The spheres are so arranged that they can be worked backward and forward, or one worked backward and the others forward simultaneously, so that the vessel may be turner, completely around in 4 *her own water," as sailors put it. With such power of rapid turning, no rudder will be necessary. The upper works are to rest upon the spheres that do the propelling, and will be as light as is consistent with strength. There are to be three decks, and the staterooms are to be in the after part of the vessel, between the wheels, on the second and third decks. The din ing-room is to be on the third deck. The boat is to be 210 feet long and 130 leet deep. Her three sphere or piddle wheels are to be 60 feet in diameter each, the flanges or paddles being each 18 inches. Mr. Fryer says he expects to beat the best ocean time by at least two days, and de clares that his vessel will be both safe and comfortable. Arrangements are making for the building of the vessel. A good aquarium cement is composed of three ounces of linseed oil, four ounces of tar and one pound of rosin. These are allowed to melt together over a gentle fire. If too much oil is used the cement will run down the angles of the aquarium. To obviate this it should be tested before us ing by allowing s small quantity to cool under cool water, and if not found suffl ciently firm, allowing it to simmer longer, or have more tar and resin added. The cement should be poured into the angles of the aquarium while in a liquid state, but not when boiling, or it would most assuredly crack the glass. The cement will become firm in a few minutes, and the aquarium may then be tilted up in a different position while a second angle is treated likewise. This composition ad heres firmly to the glass, is so pliant that it may be pressed into any shape by the fingers, and it does not communicate any poisonous quality to the water. DOMESTIC. ADULTERATED COFFEE :— Ground coffee afford! a field for adulteration, and for this purpose eliiccory, carrots, caramel, uate-seeds, etc.. are the substances most commonly used. The beans have of late years been skillfully imitated but as coffee is mostly purchased in the ground condition, the chief point for the consu mer is to l>e able to form some idea as to the character of the latter article, and the following are a few simple reliable tests : Take a little of the coffee and press it between the tiugers, or give it a squeeze in the paper in which it is bought; if genuine it will not form a coherent mass, as coffee grains are hard ami do not readily adhere to each other ; but if the grains slick to each other and form a sort of 4 *cake," we may be pretty sure of adulteration in the shape of cliiceory, for the grains of chie cory are softer and more open and ad here without diffleulity when squeezed. Again, if we place a few grains in a sau cer and moisten them with a little cold water, chiccory will very quickly become soft like bread-crumbs, while coffee will take a long time to soften. A third test: take a wine-glass or a tumbler full of wa ter ami gently drop a pinch of the ground coffee on the surface of the water without stirring or agitating; genuine coffee will float for sometime whilst chiccory or any soft root will soon sink; and chiccory or caramel will cause a yellowish or brown ish color to diffuse rapidly through the water, while pure coffee will give no sen sible tint under such circumstances for a considerable length of time. 44 Coffee mixtures" or 44 coffee improvers" should be avoided. They seldom consist ofj any thing but chiccory ami caramel. 44 French coffee," so widely used at present, is gen erally ground coffee, the Deans of which have been roasted with a certain amount of sugar, which, coating over the beau,has retained more of the original aroma than in ordinary coffee, but this, of course, at the expense of the reduced percentage of coffee due to the presence of caramel. FOR THK SICK. — Frequently we find sick people whose stomachs reject ail kind of vourishmcnt, until conditions follow that arc in many cases fatal. I have never known the simple saucer of parched corn pudding refused. The corn is toasted brown jre •y as we r >ast toffee, ground as tiue as meal in a coffee mill, and made either into mush, gruel, or thiu cakes bak ed lightly brown and given either warm or cold, clear, or whatever dressing the stomach will retain. Parched corn and meal boiled in milk, and fed frequently to children suffering from summer diarrl o a, will almott always cuieas it willdyseu ery in adults. CHOPPED PICKI.X. —One gallon of green tomatoes, four large onions, three red peppers and three green oues, leaving i n a few of the seeds. Chop all tine; throw in a big handful of salt; mix well together, and let it stand over night. lu the morn ing dry and add oue pound of brow n sugar, one tablespoonful each of black pepper, ground cloves aud allspice; half a pint of white mustard seed aud one-quar ter of au ounce of celery seed. Pour over three pints of cider vinegar, boiiiug hot. This is excellent. Put into jars or wide mouthed bottles, aud cork tightly. REMEDY FOR DIPHTHERIA.—A new Bed ford, Mass., woman reports a new, and as she claims, a successful cure for diphthe ria. A little nephew of hers was sick with diphtheria, aud the child's mother wus told to give him tea made of the bark of the roots of the white birch. She did so, and Ihb coating of the throat and mouih began to loosen ami come off, aud entile recovery followed. The tea may be used as a drink or gargle, r.r may be held in the mouth. AL'PLK TRIFLE.— ScaId as many apples as, when pulped, will cover the dish you design to use to the depth of two or three inches. Before you place them in the disli add to them the rind of half a lemon, grated tine, and sugar to taste. Mis half a pint of creain, and the yolk of an egg ; scald it over the fire, keeping it stirring, and do not let it boil; add a little sugar, and let it stand till cold, then lay it over the apples, and finish with the cream whip. VERMICELLI PUDDING. Two ounces of vermicelli, three quarters of a pint of milk, quarter of a pint of cream, one ounce and a half of butter, two eggs, one ounce and a half of sugar; boil the vermicelli in the milk untill tender, then stir in the remain ing ingredients; butter a small tart-dish and bake. IN making cakes be careful to observe the following simple rules: —Beat them up with your band, not with a spoon ; always dry jour flour; always clean your currants and sultana raisins in flour, not in water ; l>eat up eggs for ten min utes before adding them to the other iugre dients; when the cakes are taken from the oven, turn them out of the tin and stand them outside the warm tin. To CURE ooi.io. For the violent inter nal agonj' termed colic, take a teaspoon fill of salt in a pint of water; drink it and goto bed. It is one of the speediest remedies known. The same will revive a person who seems almost dead from a heavy fall. BELIEF FOR BURNS.—A quick cure is to apply a layer of common salt aad saturate it with laudanum. Hold it in place an hour or so by a simple bandage. The smarting sensation will disappear rapidly and the burn get well. FOR SPRAINS.— There is nothing better than a strong decoction of wormwood and vinegar. A flaunel cloth wrung out of the above just as hot as the patient will bear, and bound on the affected part will give immediate relief. CROI r. — A towel or flannel cloth wrung out of hot vinegar in which a little salt has been added, and placed upon the chest and throat—changing every ten minutes with a dry towel thoroughly covering it, often materially assists in relieving an at tack of croup. GARGLE FOR SORB THROAT. —Take one teaspoonful of cayenne pepper, one tea spoonful of salt, one pint of water, two tablespoonfuls of .vinegar; sweeten to taste with honey or loaf sugar. Mix to gether and bottle. To REMOVE substances from the eye.— Make a loop of a bristle or horsehair, insert it under the lid, and then withdraw slowly and carefully. This is sa.d to be neverfailing. To CURE WARTS. —Cut a slice from a raw potato and rub the hand each night : let the water dry on the hand. It will need but few applications. To RELIEVE ASTHMA —Soak blotting or tissue paper in strong saltpetre water. Dry and burn at night in the bed-room. To CURE CORNS. —Apply morning and evening one drop of solution of per chlor ide of iron. WIT AND HUMOR. JONES WHS sating dinner at his hoarding house, and during his investigation of his plate of hash he ran across a piece of pos tage stamp. The landlady saw him pick it out and look at it, ami she began to get mad. But Jones said nothing, and laying down his knife and fork, began to dig tu the dish with a spo >ll from which the piece of stamp had conic. Finally when the lady could stand it no longer she said: 44 Well, Mr. Jones, what is the mat ter?" 44 Oh, nothing," replied the philos opher. 44 What are you prying into the vict uals for theu ?" 44 Why, you see the piece of stamp re minds me of a letter 1 was expecting, and 1 just thought I'd prod arouml this dish h while and see if 1 couldn't lind the mail-carrier, ami ask him about the letter without walking down to the office." The mail-carrier was not found, and Jones has changed his boarding house. TAKEN FOR RANTED : — Sa d the repor ter, entering the store of 81111 th, Suiithson A Co,, " 1 understand that Mr. Smith is dead, and 1 have come to get a few points for a notice in the lhiily l,ubric*itor." The shopman gives birthplace, age and a few other facts. •' Was there anything of public interest about the deceased?" asked the reporter. 44 No," was the reply. 44 Nothing that I think of, It is hardly worth mentioning, perhaps, that Mr. 81111 th was the oldest Mason, one of the original Free Soilers, aud the man who ffrst mentioned General Gartield iu con nection with the Presidency." 44 Oh, I've got all that down," said the reporter. 44 We put that in all our death notices now; hut is there atiything of special in terest?'' 44 No." * 4 Good morning sir." WHAT MAKES a NEWSPAPER: —The ele ments that serve to make a newspaper popular are very much diversified. A man with very short hair, who had evi dently just been pardoned out of the pen itentiary, came into the Si/tiny# sauctum the other day and subscribed, lie said he liked the paper very much, that he used to get it when he was in the penitentiary. *• What peculiar feature of it do you like most?'' asked one of the sifters. •' I like your pitching into the Legislature. I've got a brother who brought disgrace on the family by belonging to it. I've never had any use for him since." 14 SEE her kiss that ugly dog," said one geutleuiau to a friend on a Fourth Avenue car in a loud whisper, calling attention to a woman who was lavish with her endear ments *f a pet ptaxlie. She overheard the comment and glowering upou the unfor tunate man said in vinegary accents : " It won't hurt me if 1 do." 44 Oh, I beg your pardon, madam, but my sympathy was wholly with the dog." THE proprietor of a drug-store in a neighboring town was recently putting up a prescription, aud being in doubt about it, asked of the cashier, who sat uear, 4> Jen nie,how many scruples does it take to make a drachm ?" 4 * I've seen you take a dram without any scruples,'" was the in slant reply. The proprietor concluded that when he needed auy more informa tion he Mould consult his dispensatory. A PI.KASAXT CALL :—Come here, Hildo brand, my love," said a fond New Haven mother as her spindle legged youngster appeared just inside the gate. 44 Hilde braud ! 1 should say so. How came you to tie such a homely boy to such a high priced name ?" said a blunt spoken cal ler. 41 lie may be homely but he's mine thank you. 1 didn't have to marry a widower with four over grown b >y*, as you did." This treading on corns, me taphorically, doesn't pay. 44 Yor had l>etter change that 44 rug, ' said a lady to a servant. 44 Don't you think it corroborates better with the car pet this way It" was the respouse. It was the same girl who told her mistress that a gentleman with a predicament in his speech had called to see her. 44 COURTESY open many doors," says the old adage. 44 This may be true as far as it goes," says the commentator, 44 but you might stand before a bank building and courtesy till your spiual column was as limber as an old postage stamp, yet the doors wouldn't spring back on their hin ges worth a cent." PATRIOTISM:— 44 Say, ma,you know that sour milk ? Well, it's all spilled into the bottom of the refrigerator and run out into the pan underneath." 4 ' Never mind my dear, put it ou the table and call it kou miss. My boarders are patriotic. They'll drink it." The way to make money in a boarding house is to make every point tell. PARTICULARLY BLESSED: — While preach ing from the text, 44 lie giveth Uis belov ed sleep, 1 ' a Toledo minister stopped in the middle o ' bis sermon, gazed upon his sleeping auditors and said: 44 Brethren, it is hard to realize tne wondrous, un bounded love the Lord appears to have for a good portion of this congregation!" ANALOGY:— MibeI (iged tweuty) to Edith (aged five)- 44 Tnere, Edith, do stop hugging me ; you'll drag me to death. '' Edith- 44 You didn't talk thatwwa r to Charley Brown t'other evening, and he weighs ever so much more as I. 44 WHY, old fellow, I thought you were dead long ago,'' lie exclaimed, grasping bis friend's hand, and shaking it with au en thusiasm that almost brought tears to his eyes. 44 No, not dead," ho responded calmly. 44 1 expected to be. but a di vorce court intervened m time to save me." IN a village near Cork a physician was disturbed one night, by repeated tappings at his door, and on getting up he found a laboring man, 44 Have you been liore long?'' 44 indeed I have," answered the caller. 44 Why didn't you ring the bell?" 44 Och, because I was afraid of disturbing your honor I" A GALLANT HUSBAND :—Fogg is the most gallautof meu. He had a meer schaum pipe giveu to him by Mrs. F. last Christmas and it still retains its pristine whiteness. Fogg says no gentleman will smoke in the presents of ladies. A COMMITTEE on tableaux at a centen nial celebration ia Vermost, issued an in vitation asking " all the pretty women in town" to meet at the hail to take part iu the tableaux, and every woman in the place came to time. The committee knew how to get plenty of help. 44 ARE you telling me the truth about that horse ?" said the buyer to the seller. And the latter replied : 44 Great snakes no 1 You didn't expect me to, did you ?' AN Ohio woman owed her hired man $320. She married him to square the ac count, and then for SOO she got a divorce, thus saving $260. IKeokuk Constitution.] Every Time. A mart, or even a piece of machinery that does its work right every time, is wo think, very correctly judged "valuable." And certainly none the less valuable is any article designed to relievo the Ills of man kind and which does so every time. Messrs. Jones, Cook Jt-Co., Bay State Brew ery, Boston, Mass., writos Wo have used S<. Jacob's Oil among Ov'T men and flrnl that It helps them "every time." We therefore recommend it as a pulu-hcali ug liniment. LIT ILK NKI.I. mashed her linger in tin? door, the other day, and came up crying and holding it in iier other hand. All at once she stopped, as if listening, and then lookiug up through tier tours, exclaimed ; " Mamma, there's a little heart iu my finger, I feel it frobbing." p'itiro, (in.) lUillotl Republican.) What We Know About It. "What do wo know HIKJUI St. Jacob's Oil?" said one of our oldest, subscribers. This was a fair question, and we answer, that we are reliably informed, that a gen tleman of tiiis city who has sulTered un told agony, and spent a mint of money to get relief from Rheumatism, in desperation bought some and tried it. and declares that it is the best remedy for Rheumatism he ever heard of. Tim man with biased judgment is the man whose opinion ditTers from your own. Kidney Dine MHO*. Iliduev diseases alllict the greater part of the human laoe, and they am constantly on the incit aae, but where the virtues of Kuiney- Wort have become known, they are hold iu check and speedily cured. Lit those who have had to o instantly dose spirits of nitre and suca stuff, give tbii gnat 10111 dy a trial aud bo cured. In the drv form n is rnnet economical, in the 1 quid the most convenient. —rhila. 1'" ens. SWEI.I.KD NKOK. Wash the part with brine, and drin!t it also twice a day until cured. Vegetine The Brat 9fe sec tion, and 1 think It lrts given general sa'lsiac tlou. Very respectfully. DR. J. J. SIMMONS. Your very valuable tnedleipe 41 Vegetine," re stored the slgbt to my 111tle daughter, saved li r i r<>tn being blind, and 1 have no doubt saved her lite. Very gratefully. MRS. J. J. SIMMONS WITH SUCH BENEFIT. Buss (YUAN, Wis., Nov. If. 107 S. 11. R. STEVENS, lioslou: Dear Sir.—l cn fully testify to the efficiency of your Vegeitue as a t.reat, B chkl Purifier, having used it during the l.ust seven mourn* vklth bu h benent. Yours truly, W. O. ST. SURE. Druggist Vcgotlno. PREPARED KY 11. K. NTEVEMH, Boston, Nau. Vegetine tsNold by All Orngglsta. bhs. Ltuu l mm;*, of unn, muss. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Is a Positive Corn for all those Painful Cnmplnlnt* and \l>kniMl •ovomiuon to our best fcinulc population. It will cure entirely tho worst form of Female Com plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera tion, Falling and Displacements, and tlie consequent Gplnai Weakness, and is ;>articularly adapted to th* Change of Life. It will dissolve and expe'tumors from tho uterus In an early stage of development. Tho tendency to can cerous humors there Is checked vervnpeedily by its use. It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness of tho stomach. It cures Bloating, Hendaches, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling o. hearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always jwrmanently cured by Its use. It will at all times and under all circumstances act In harmony with the lav g that govern the female system. For the curoof Kidney Complaints of either sex this Compound is unsurpassed. LTDIA K. I'INU HAM'S VF.GKTABLF. COM POUNDis prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price (1. Six l>ot ties for $5. Sent by mall In the form of pills, also In the form of loxcngea, on receipt of price, gl per box foreitler. Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all 'ctters of Inquiry. Send for pamph let. Address as al cents per oox. SnM liv -fg Invest your Earnings In tho stock of the Denver I .and and Improvement Company. Prpfltu more than two i>er cent, per month. Absolutely safe. No personal liability. Deal only in Denver Ileal Estate. Dividends paid regularly Or ganized by prominent business men of Deliver Defer to anv of our Banks, or business men of Denver. Any number of shares at I en Dollars each, sent by mail on receipt of money. Circulars sent free. Address . tx - ™ ARCHIED. FISK, President A. H. LSTKS, Treasurer; M. H. SMITH. Secretary. A LLKN'*I Brain Food curat Narvout !>• r\ hioty ana Weakues ol Uensrativt Organ*. di al [druggists. ieud fur circular to ▲llan'a Phar macy, 111 First Avenat, N I. VnTTlin If you wouid learn TeIe- IUUDIU ill Hi iM graphv in four months, and be certain of a situation, address VAUfiNXINE 11U0S., Janesvllle. Wisconsin. It rays Agents to Sell the Standard Agricultural 800 l Farming for Profit New, Accurate. Comprehensive. A Complete Farm Library in itself A sure guide to successful fanning. TELLS HIIW Tn Cultivate all Farm Crop! ' _ , TIII Breed & Care for Live Stock. MflkA Mnnau I 11 Grow fruit.Manage business, WaIHJ mUIIHy | U And Seeure Hsppliiciw. , V.* v m Gmcs Its cost every Season, sso pages. 140 Illustrations. Send for Circulars and terms to J. McCUKDY ft CO., Philadelphia, Ps^ An automatic buoy, having a ten-inch whistle and a glass globe on the top for an electric light, has been moored in thirteen futhoms of water near £*andy Hook light ship. The Inventor of this buoy claims that it will show an intermittent electric light, the generation being operated by the action of the waves. By the motion of the buoy, due to its rise and fall ou the waves, air is compressed in the buoy, which acts intermittently to drive an elec tric engine and to sound a whistle. When the air reaches a certain degree of com pressiou the engine rotates and the carbon in the globe brilliantly glows; at the same moment the whistle sounds. " Duii't Know Hull Their Value." "They cured me of Ague, Biliousness and Kidney Complaint, as recommended. 1 had a half bottle left which 1 used for my two little girls, who the docto-s aud neightKirs said could not lie cured. I would lmvu lost both of Miem one night if 1 had not giveu them Hop Bitters They did them BO much good 1 continued their use until they were cured. That is why 1 say you do not know half the value of Hop Bitters, aud do not recommend them high enough."—ll., Rochester. N. V. Evert/ one knows that the feeblest cur rents produce audible sounds in the tele phone, which is more sensitive than any galvanometer to feeble currents. M. I'ellat lately declared that the heat necessary to warm a kilogramme of water one degree would, if converted properly into the en ergy of electric currents, suliice to produce in a telephone an audible sound for 10,000 years continuously. VKOKTINE does not deceive inrarftis into false hopes by purging and creating a fic titious appetite, but assists nature in clear ing and purifying the whole system, lead ing the patient gradually to perfect health. A Yank ek coachman was driving some Englishmen about recently, and at last brought them to the monument on Hunker Hill. *' Ah, yes," aaid the explorers, 44 I believe this is the pluce where we Eng lishmen guve you \ ankeea a sound thrash ing, isn't it?" The driver scratched his head, and then quietly replied ! 41 Mister, can you tell me who owns this parcel of ground at the present time?" No I'kbpa hation ever discovered except Cakuoi.ink, a deoderized extract of petro leum, will really produce new hair on bald heads. It will be a happy day when the great army of bald heads fully understand this. Traveler. — •• now do you brokers manage to undersell the railroad com pan les?" 4 ' Yell, you see, ve don': got so much expenses. Dose railroad fellers haf to Keep up rollin' stock and pay ze hands. We don't. It's all clear profit with us!" Thousands of ladies have found sudden relief from all their woes by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Tiik champion leaper of five continents never exhibits any vaiu glory or emotion when the riugmaster announces to the rural audiences that he draws a larger salary than the Governor of the Slate. About twice every month I take a dose of 4 Sellers' Liver Pills," and i always en joy excellent health. Tiik Intcrnstional Medical Congress would not admit the lady doctors. The ' ladies looked so killing, the male physicians were naturally jealous of them. Boils, pimples, and ail blood diseases are cured by 44 1)r. Lindscy's Blotxi Search er." Sold by all druggists. Nevei failr. Niagara Falls is bo brilliantly illumi nated by the electric light every evening that after paying the liackman you can eesily see whether there is anything left in your poeketbook. To remove pkoi d FLESH. Pulverize loaf sugar very fine and apply to the part afflicted. Tins is a new and easy remedy, and it is acid to remove it without pain ; or burnt alum puP prized aud applied is an old reliable remedy. 4 ' I'm raise your wages," said the thief to the workingnum wheu he lifted his last week's pay from his pocket ami skip pud out with it. 44 1 find that with light meals my health improves," said the Esquimau ; and down went another candle. A Wine Deacon. 44 Dearon Wilder, I want you C* tell me how you kept yourself and family well the past seasou, when all the rest of us have been sick so much, and have had the doctors visiting U9 so often." 4 *Bro. Taylor, the answer is very easy. 1 used Hop Hitters in time; kept my fa mily well and saved the doctor bills. Three dollars' worth of it kept us well and able to work all the time. 111 warrant it has cost you and the neighbors oue to two hundred dollars apiece to keep sick the same time." 44 l)'*acou, I'll use your medicine here after." }Yhni, say MM. Sarrua and Vielle, an explosive is decomposed the heat liberated is equal to the exact excess of the heat of formation of products over the heat of formation of the explosive. If. then, the heat liberated by decomposition be known, and the composition of the products of the rerction be known as well, the heat of formation may lie ascertained. Wonderful Power. V* lien a medic ue perform* sucn cures as Kidney-VY r c rt id constantly doing, it may truly bs said to wonderful p.iwer. A carpen ter iu Montgomery, Vt., bad suffered fire glit years from tbe worst of i luey disease a, and ba 1b ou wholly incapac tated for work. He says, "One box made a new man of me, and 1 sincerely believe it will r> store to health all that are similatlv alfl cted" It is now sold ia both liquid and dry iorm — Danbury A'ewt. " Roiighon Rats." Ask Druggists for it. It dears out rats, mice, roaches, bed-bags, flies, vermin, in sects. 15c. MKKSKS. MORGAN a HKADLT, Mutual Llfs Building, Tent u uiid Cbestiiut siree s, b lye on bund a superb stock oi extra fine quality Dia monus, which they offer at us low prices as stones oi tne llrst quality, prrtect alike Ln color and shape, cau be sola tor. Dr. J. I>. Cook of Cooksville, Heard County. Ga., writes: Messrs. P. Noustaedter A Co. Gentlemen, 1 am happy to inform you that Anake.xis. Dr. 8. Silsbee's Pile remedy, met with my approbation. I have tried it in three different cases, and it has not failed to relieve them at once. The patient that had it for two years says he thinks he is well, and that he always expects to keep a box on hand for fear it might come back again; another case of short duration used only three applications and says she is entirely well. It is the best thing I have ever seeu for Piles. I will use it in my practice when needed. Yours obediently, J. D. COOK, M. D. 44 Anakesis ," Dr. Silsbee's External Pile Re medy. is sold by druggists everywhere. Price $1 00 per box. Samples mailed free to all suf ferers by P. Neustaedter A Co., sole manufac turers, Dox 3916 JSew YotV pro CEililcl For, RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Jurns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth iqnSl SR. JACOBS OIL M a safe, sure, situ pir and cheap External K'-nn-dy A trial entail* but the cunip-ralicaly trifling outlay of oO Lenta, and every orte suffering wHh |>alii caa have cboap anil positive proof of iwf claims. Directions in Elavau Languages. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDICINE. A. VOGELER A CO., Baltimore. MNKY-\YOltTanf rejoice in health I It In put u, in Pry Vegetable Form, intisfll can* one package of which inakoa six quarts oIH f I medicine. AlM> in Liquid Form, very < onccn- fl U 1 rated, for tboae that cannot readily prepare it. Iw Ml t ylUv'H with equal efficiency >n either form. Ml U utr rr of YOLK DRUGUIST. piuck, ei.ooM M WKI.LS, RICHARDSON A Co., Prop's, M Ifl , Will send the dry jHst paid.) Ht RUSGTOS, TT. AA KOsnjJtßj Tliotigh Shaken in Kvery Joint and fliier with fever ami ague, or bilious remittent, the system may yet lie freed from the malignant virus with Hosieiter's Stomach Bitters. Protect the system against It with this henefloent anti spasmodic, winch is furthermore a supreme rem edy for liver complaint, Constipatiou. dyspepsia, debility, rheumatism, kidney troubles and other ailments. For sale by all Druggists aud Dealers generally. Fhop bitters^ (A Medicine, not a Drink.) IIOPS, itrcnu, MANDRAKE, DANDELION, I Am THK PfRKST AXP ItKST MrntCALQrALI- I TIKS OF ALL OTUKB BITTKKS. TIIEY CURE I All Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels. Blood, I ■ Liver, Kidneys,snd Urinary th-gans. Ner- IL VOUSUVSM, .Sleenlessnewsand especially Female Comptahits. M 51000 IN COLD. I Will he paid for a case they will not cure help, or for anything Impure or injurious found In them. I Ask your druggist for Hop Fitters and try I ■ them before you sleep. Take ro other. I I D 1- C. Is sn absolute and Irresistible cure for | Drunkenness, use of opium, tobacco and K naroottcs. !■■■■■ SEND FOB CIRCTLAK. MIMK All nUrvt .old by dnjesr'.rtt. | H"p Mfg. C •>.. Rnfbwtw. N. Y., A1 iroolo. Opt, I WELL -AUGER SfSSSr'W'S the oldest and largest firm In America Address United States Manufacturing Co., Chicago, 111. •>,ooo Agents Wnnled for Life of GARFIELD It contains tho full history of his noble and eventful life and dastardly assassination. Millions of people art waiting for this took. The best chance of your life to make money. Beware of "catchpenny" imitations this is the only authentic and fully illustrated life of our martyred President Send for circulars and extra tonus to Agents. Address NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO., Philadelphia, Pa, tONLY S2O for this style of PHILADELPHIA SINGER. Equal to any Singer in tho market lirnirmber, we send it to he earani ined before you pay for it. This is the same style other companies retail for SSO. All Machines warranted for 3 years. Send for Illustrated Cir cular and Testimonials. Address CHARLES A. WOOD & CO., 171 Tenth St., Philadelphia, Pa, sl7 17 17 A YEAR AND. EXPENSES TO 111 Agents. Outfit free. Address P. . 11l VICHEBY, Augusta, Me. Tnose answering an auveruaement wLU confer a favor upon the advertiser and the publisher by stating that they saw the adver tisement In this! onrna naming the paper HEALTH IS WEALTH, HEALTH of BODY Is WEALTH Of HMD. Radway's mum but. Par® Mood makes sound flash, strong bone end s clear skin. It 70a would hare your flesh Arm. your bones sound without cartes, and your oompfexloo f itr, use Ksdway'i flnrMpartl llan ISMlrent A remedy composed of Ingredients of extra ordinary med caT properties essential to purity, heal, repair and invigorate the broken-down and washed body—QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and PBKKANKNT m Its treatment and cure. No Matter bj what name the ooinpialnt may be designated, whether It be Scroiula, con sumption, Syphilis, Ulcere, Sores, Tumors, Bolls. Erysipelas, or Salt-Rheum, diseases of the Lungs. Kidneys, Bladder, womb, Skin, Lirer, Stomach or Bowels, either chronic or constitu tional, the virus of the disease Is in the BLOOD which supplies the waste, and builds and re pairs these organs and wasted tissues of the system. If the blood is unhealthy, the process of repair must be unsound. The SsrMparllllas Reeol vent not only is a oompeusaung remedy, but secures the har monious act ion of each of the organs. It estab lishes throughout the entire system functional harmony, and supplies the b ood-vesaels with a pure and heal: hy current of new life. The akin, after a tew days use of the Sareapartlllan, be comes clear and beautiful Pimples, Matches, Black spots and *kln Erupt on* are removed; bores and Ulcers soon cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, fa-upUve Diseases of the Kyea. Mouth, Bars, Legs, Throat and Glands, that have accumulated and spread, either from un • cured diseases or mercury, or from the use of Corrosive Sublimate, may rely upon a cure ff the Sara* pari 111 AM is continued a sufficient time to make its Impression on the tystern. One bottle contains more of the active piinch ¥les of medicines than any other preparation, aken in Teaspoon ful Doses, while others re- Jul re Ave o* six tlmea as much. One Do Ila a er Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires aslant"* not hetars to re lieve pain and cure acute disease. RADWAY'S Ready Relief, in from one to twenty minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with one thorough application; no matter how violent or excruciating the pain the Rheumatic. Bed-ridden. Infirm. Crippled. Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease man suffer, RADWAY'3 READ I' RELIEF will afford Instant ease. In tam (nation or the Kldaeya Inflamma tion of (ho Bladder Inflammation eflb* Bowel*, (ontnllon rf (He (.•■■itr*. *o Throat. IMlflrult ltrt>4Hlnf. BwlplUsll.tu of th - Heart. UyflrrlM. troop. Dial*. Shorla. Catarrh. Influeama. Hradarloa, Too*harhe, Mrarnlfia. ItliearuatUm. Cold Chill*. 4(or Chill*. Chllb aln-. and Fro-I Bliro, Bral-m. hammer Com plaint-. Nrrronwa*. fl lor p 1 e**n eaa, Goufhi Cold*. Spralat Fata* In the (b< ii. Bach or Llnbo are ia*Ualiy re- Uevofl. Fever and Ague. FEVER and AGUE cured for so cents. There ts net a remedial agent In this world that will cure Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Blll ou, scarlet. Typ ioid Yellow and other fevers (aided by Radway's Pills) so quickly as Rait. WATT RXADT RKUKP. It will in a few moments, when taken accord ing to Olfactions, cure CYamr*. spasuia, sour Stomach. Beartouru. Hick Headache, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, colic, Mind In the Bowels, ana ail Internal Pain v. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Had way's Ready Relief witn them. A few drops in wa er will prevent sickness or pains trom change of wat r. It Is better than French brandy or bitters as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided wiui lu CAUTION. All remedial agents capable of destroying line by an overdose should be avoided. Morphine, opium, strvchnlne, arnica, hyoaciamus, and oilier powerful remedies, doe* at certain times, in very small doe •, relieve the patient durtag tb'-tr action in the system. Put perhaps the eecond dose. If repeated, may aggravate a d in crease the suffering, and another dose cause de ith. There la no necessity for using these uncertain agents h-n a positive remedy like RadwayT R-ady Rel ef will atop the inoet ex cruciating pain quicker, without entailing the least difficulty in either infant or adult. THE TRUE RELIEF. RADWATM RXAPT RKIJXF Is tbe only remedlit} agent In vogue that will instantly stop pain. FlfU j Cento Per Hot lie. RADWAY'S Regulating Pills. Perfect PurjrMvef, Snethlnjf Aperl eula, Act Witbun Pain, Always Reliable, and Natural in tbeir Operation. a VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL. Perfe tly tasteless, elegantly coated w\tn aw.*et gum, purge, regulate, purlt-, cl anse and tm-jflri RAILWAY'S PILLS, for THE eu-e r A all D Of the n oraaoit. Liver, B >wels, K tneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, H adtche. Coratip itlon, Cos t veness, Ind gestton. Dyspepsia, Blllou-mss, Fe.'er, Inflamailon or the Bowels. Piles, and all derangements or the Internal V.scera War ranted to effect a per;ect cure Purely vege table, con raining no mercury, minerals or dele terious drugs. iwobseive the following symptoms resul lng fr< m Diseases of the Dlge -live Organs: Consti pation, Inward Plies, Fullness of the Bio din the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn. M gust of Food, Ful ness or Weight in the >tomach, Sour Emotions, Slnki ig or Fluttering at the Heart, on >king or Suffering Sensations when in a lying posture, Dlmnes- of Vision, Dots or Webs Before the sight, Fever and Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Per spiration, Yellowness of the Skin and Eve, Pain in the :de. Che t, L rabs, and sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh. A few doses of RADWAY'S PILLS win free the system from ail the above-named Disorders. Price, 25 Cents Per Box. We repeat that tho reader must oonsuit out books and papers on the subject of diseases and 'heir cure, mong which may be named • M False and True," "fUdwar on lrr'table Urethra," "Kadway on Scrofula," tnd othera relating to different classes or DU f sases. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. READ 44 FALSE AND TRUE." Send a letter stamp to RADW%Y * CO., No as Warren, Cor. Church St., New \ rk. fwinformation worth thousands will be sent to you. A QUINTETTE OF NEW MUSIC BOOKS! 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