Cl4—Lancaster Farming, Saturday, March 14,1981 Say, are you keeping house more and enjoying it less? Do you stumble across the living room floor and trip while traveling to the kitchen? Is your throat parched and raw from pleading for help? Do you inexplicably “lose” things for weeks at a time’ Uh him. Just as 1 thought. Another case of chrome “ciut tentis.” This disease knows no bounds of race, religion or location, but seems most apt to attack females, especially those with children and fanner husbands. Symptoms are legion, easily identified and may include these: -drawers that refuse to close because six Weekly Readers are jammed behind them; -dirty milk glasses and cocoa cups parked under the coffee table; -last week’s papers and this month’s magazines liberally scattered through the house, in quantities to supply your local library; -toys, sports equipment, sweatshirts, bookbags, shoes and various and sundry personal gear stored from this corner to that. I had just about given up finding a cure for common cluttentis. HURRY FOR BEST SELECTION!!! DON’T MISS THIS SALEH! OUR STOCK MUSI BE REDUCED!!! BRAND NAMES AT UNBELIEVABLE SAYINGS!!! (50) Bedrooms, (120) Living Rooms, (80) Hide-A-Beds, (100’s) Mattress Sets, (60) End Tables, (70) Lamps, (40) Bunk Beds, (30) Dinettes & Dining Rooms, (80) Recliners & Wail Huggers, (65) Swivel & Wood Rockers, Youth Groups, Wall Units & much more. BEAT INFLATION WITH THESE PRICES Start at Reg. Sale Our Price Recliner $169.95 $129.95 $ 88.00 Wall Hugger 309.95 229.95 144.00 5 Pc. Bedroom 709.95 489.95 298.00 Hide-A-Bed (Dbl) 509.95 389.95 218.00 Hide-A-Bed (Queen) 609.95 449.95 248.00 Boston Rocker 109.95 79.95 46.00 5 Pc. Dinette (Wood) 369.95 219.95 168.00 2 Pc. Mattress Set (Sgl) 169.95 129.95 64.00 2 Pc. Mattress Set (Dbl) 209.95 149.95 76.00 2 Pc. Living Room Suite 569.95 409.95 242.00 Bunk Bed Set (2 1 /z” Post) 249.95 189.95 126.00 HRS.: Mon.-Fri. 10 A.M. - 8 P.M.; Sat. 10 A.M. - 4 P.M. LAYAWAY & TERMS AVAILABLE MANHEIM - MT. JOY EXIT ON RT. 283 RAPHO INDUSTRIAL PARK - BLDG. #3 717-653-8096 Then a dear friend, a dairy farm wife who works full time off the farm, hit upon the answer. “What I need is a wife!” she reasons “Someone to keep the dirty clothes washed and put away, to sweep the floor, to start dinner.” Ah, yes A wife would be the answer for those of us suffering from cluttentis. She could put supper away while I go start the evening milking, pick-up the bathroom after the troops have demolished it getting ready for bed, find a safe home for the Erector Set screws hiding in the carpet and put the cat out for the fourth time today. Yes, That’s it. I need a wife. Except, I don’t think a farmer can afford another one ROPE IN SOME EXTRA /* CASHI , ffa-: Advertise With A t | Lancaster Farming 'TIi I CLASSIFIED AO 'JgVj Phone 717394-3047 j® 1 or 717^26-1164 PORK PROFIT tHrIIHL!!!? PORK PROFIT SYSTEM CONTACT RAYMOND S. HURST Pine Grove, PA 17963 717-345-3290 husk^^^ilt QUALITY FARM BUILDINGS Sealcrete can paint your farm buildings quickly and inexpensively... for J^ree <eitimate HYDRAULIC AERIAL EQUIPMENT , T - r ||-5- \ Tiirerrornx . % f The Mueller Model “OH” with HiPerForm 11 : r \‘t cooling, .Mueller-Matic Automatic Washing " it” / 5 System, and built-in freezer protection v control is the most advanced bulk milk cooler \f kW\ in the world. The nation’s most progressive If y dairymen are using it. Shouldn’t you be? Y ’ 400 Gal. Girton 400 Gal. D-4 Girton, like new QUEEN ROAD REFRIGERATION WE ARE ONE OF THE ORIGINAL MUELLER DEALERS USED TANKS 1000 Gal. Girton 500 Gal. Milkeeper 600 Gal. Esco 800 Gal. Esco Box 67, intercourse, PA 17534 7241 hour & Phone: John D. Weaver - 717-768-9006 or 768*7111 I SERVICE / or Answering Service - 717-354-4374 ALSO - WILL DO SIGN PAINTING AT OUR SHOP. 667 Hartman Station Rd. Lancaster, PA 17601 717-393-6530 Amos Gehman, Salesman Seal Crete, Inc. RD2, Ephrata, PA 717-859-1127 THE MUELLER MODELS OH. MHL, AND MW WITH HIPERFORM MAKE ALL OTHER BULK MILK COOLERS OBSOLETE SEE THE MUELLER NEW MODELS ★ 500 MW ★ 600 MW The "MW” is one of the Lowest pouring Height Bulk tanks Check with us all the new features on the "MW” bulk tank If you are in the market for a bulk milk cooler and you don’t check all the advantages of the Mueller "OH” "MHL”, and “MW you may be buying an obsolete cooler Contact THE ALL STAINLESS STEEL MODEL-C FRE-HEATER FOR ALL BUNK TANKS 400 Gal. Oari-Kooi 400 Gal. "M” Mu SOLD 400 Gal. “MHL” Mueller
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